July 9, 2025 • 19 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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And Bella says to mean, oh you're so tan from
South America. It's winter there twinter.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
That was sunny. I mean there was sun. So maybe
I do it.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Maybe maybe, or maybe this is the tan of a
healthy person that didn't have to be here for a week.
It's amazing how my mental health improved not having to
deal with these idiots hike how.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
You know, good morning, and the idiocy just begins.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
I mean no, no, no, oh no, everybody outside this
room can suck it, honestly, like, but the idiocy never stopped,
like the idiotcy. I wasn't I was in South America.
The idiocy reached all the way there. I wasn't a
place where I didn't think that the Internet existed, and
they were able to like carry a pigeon idiocy to me. Still,
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Jason still texted me ridiculous things. Yeah again, what about
the Jason man Bellahemene is here.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
But thank you.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
I'm glad some of the things that lutan. The other
thing I will say about about what was it or
I was cold? I mean it was like thirty five
forty what at one point because.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
It's winter there, right, Yeah, you guys had on sweaters.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
And the thing is my aunt lives in a beach
town which is extremely seasonal, so December to March is whenever.
I guess it's like lifestyles are the rich and famous.
December to March you got rich our time people, you
got rich Brazilians, you got rich Russians. I guess famous
people go to this place. But then like literally they'd
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turn stop lights off the rest of these like nobody's there,
like only very few restaurants are open, and they don't
insulate the houses because no one they're not intended to
be lived in year round. Really, So my aunts has
she has this amazing house, but it's like, you know,
all modern and concrete and block and whatever. But they
didn't bother to put insulation in it because they didn't
really think anyone would live there all the time.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
So it's cold.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
You probably loved it, though.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
I did.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
I did love it. I did love it.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
And then in Brazil it was sixty degrees and I'm
walking around in a short sleeved shirt and people are
wearing parkas and they're looking at me like what kind
of moron you know, idiot American or you? And I
thought it was amazing sixty degrees. I'm walking around the park.
I'm like, this is I could wear shorts today. It
was so nice. But people were acting like it was
so cold, like you know where I'm from.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Understand how it's cold there, Like in my brain like
when you're that close to the equator, it's always hot.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Right, Well, let me blow it let me blow your
mind with something. Further south.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
You go south of the equator, the colder it gets,
really as where when you're north of the equator that
obviously the furthest closer to the equator, the hotter. Yes, right,
so like you know in the United States, obviously you
go north it's cool or whatever. No no other way
around there there, that's crazy. Yeah, I lost my bag
for five days. That was interesting. What you got a
level when that happened, which is didn't show up?
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Like what did you do? You had od lady? God
got your hair was weird?
Speaker 2 (03:26):
I didn't have.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
I had what I was wearing looks good, and it
turns you out that was that was convincing. You looked
it was bad. No land in this place. And then
everyone's bag comes out but mine, and then they speak
Spanish there, so I was I was okay, sort of
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like at least like and then a little girl kind
of spoke English and she was like and it was
It was a real range of emotions because everyone had
left the airport at this point and it's just me
and this girl. Her name was Tatiana, which is not real.
I didn't think of an Iuguayan name. But okay, and
and we're just standing there and then she had a
little radio and then she'd be like, oh they found it,
oh good, Oh wait no they didn't. Now you gotta understand.
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Here's what was confusing for me. There's one plane on
the entire airport, one airplane. I can see it, and
from there to where the baggage claim was was about
fifty feet.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
How did we not know?
Speaker 3 (04:24):
So you know it was on the plane for sure?
Speaker 2 (04:26):
No, no, no, no no.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
But I'm saying like I could see them on you
could physically I could probably walk to the person and
get my own bag if I wanted to, right, So
it's like, how did we Oh it's here?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Oh good, well oh no it's not. Oh no wait
always here? No we found it?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Wait wait where did it get lost in the fifty
So it turns out it was never there, wow, in
Brazil the whole time, but they only fly there in
the off season on Tuesdays or on Thursdays and Sundays,
so it was Sunday, so there was no way it
was coming until Thursday, no matter. So she was looking
at me like what do we do? And she was like, well,
this isn't good. Like, what do you mean is that good?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Like? What what do you mean right?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Like either they got like a boat, they got a boat,
or you know, another kind of airplane or somebody else
like a horse. I mean somebody I am a horse. Yeah,
you know, nothing's gonna happen till Thursday. Then if that's
if we find it, like we mean, if you find
like where did it go?
Speaker 3 (05:20):
What did you wear? Starting a lady sir?
Speaker 1 (05:23):
So I had what I had on and then I
went to the mall and I bought a Lady Gaga
shirt because that was one of the few options that
there were.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
You were that the whole week.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
I wear it for a couple of days. I bought
a number of I found like an old navy of
of of Uruguay, and I purchased a number of things,
and that was one of the options. It was that
a Garfield shirt because apparently, which I almost went for
the Garfield shirt. The Garfield's big there apparently. And then
I bought a sock a sweatshirt of the of a
soccer team cause I thought, well, I mean I might
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actually keep that. And then I found out that like
fifty percent was almost like cub socks and cargo. So
everywhere I went, people were either like you you suck
American because I'm already eight feet tall and you know
from this It's like I pissed half the big I
thought it was like the national team. It turns out
it was.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
And I didn't know. I didn't know what.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
I have no idea because I didn't I didn't really
have choices, and so people like it would be like
me wearing a socks shirt around and not knowing what
I you know, going to Wrigleyville or something if you're
from Chicago and everyone's like, what are you doing. I
didn't know because I didn't have a choice. I just
tried to buy things I might want to have in
the future.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
They don't play about their soccer in South America.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
So half the people were like, oh, great choice, and
half the people were like saying things to me.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
I didn't know what they meant. They weren't nice.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Someone said, put air tags in your suitcase, Well, that
would be helpful, except all that would have told me
is they was. And then they start texting me like
at three in the morning. I don't know why they
found it. Three in the morning. The airline text me
three in the morning in Portuguese. So now I'm on
Google Translate three in the morning trying to go back
and forth. I mean, it was just it was a
real adventure. But it finally showed up and everything was there,
and they were very nice about him. As Another thing
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Portuguese is that's a and Brazil. They don't play like
they don't let me say something. I'm not that American
guy that thinks that they should speak English everywhere, because
they shouldn't. They don't have to. It's their country. They
don't have to speak English. But they don't and they
don't care to, and they don't bother and they kind
of look at you like you're an idiot because you
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don't speak Portuguese, which I don't think they understand how
difficult Portuguese. Like I finally got some English speaking people
to be like, hey, you can't just pick this up,
like you have to move your mouth and your tongue
in a way that like, if you speak English, you're
just not from If you speak Portuguese, I think you
know what I'm talking about it and your dad does.
Speaker 5 (07:46):
Yeah, my stepdad's fluent, he actually thinks. So I was
like saying to him, I think Spanish is so much
easier to learn because you and I learned Spanish, and
he thought that Portuguese was so much easier to learn
because he learned it when he was in school younger there,
so it's gotta be just because we learned Spanish.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
The senses you're either or you start with one or
you start with.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
The other totally, because I think it's a hard language.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
And then some of the words look the same, but
they don't. You don't say them the same, they don't
mean the same thing. And then some of the words
look completely different but they're the same as Spanish.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
I think is the same, which is hopefully, well.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
AGA's the same.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Yeah, but I got yelled at by somebody I didn't
know Ogua, and I'm like, you guys are quit playing
with me, because if I had said, guess another thing
is don't try and speak Spanish to them because they
don't speak Spanish.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
They speak Portuguese.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
And so I think people see the words like in
the airport or on the signs, and they're like, Okay,
I got this because I know some Spanish. But then
they're like, hey, moron, were we speak Portuguese here? Not Spanish?
Will stopped trying to act like we're all the same,
and then it becomes this like sort of cultural like
you're ignorant, but it's it's not that I minger and
anyone's ignorant. Maybe I think a lot of people are ignorant,
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but I think it's because the words look the same.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Yeah, some are very similar or the same.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
But but I'm like, hey, can I have some water whatever,
I'm trying to type it out. Moment's like agua, like
I'm some kind of idiot. I'm like, now hold on,
because if I said and it wasn't, then you would
have thought I was that person here. I am trying
to fit in and I'm trying to learn the words,
but I can't stay them. Well, that was another thing,
is like if I'd go someplace and I would try
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and like profusely, like I'd have my Google Translate out
and I'd practiced, or I would like, you know how
you can Google translate. Now you can take a picture
of a menu or take a picture of something and
it translates it into English. So cool, So I would
like look at their menu, take a picture of it,
and then I would sort of practice, like rehearse in
my head, what I just don't want to be that guy.
I don't want to be that six or five white
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American that's like, what do you mean you don't speak
and like, you know, acting all up andy and stupid,
but then they get mad at you. If some people
got frustrated when I was trying, I don't know. I
don't know it worked out.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Wasn't the food so fresh? Though?
Speaker 2 (09:51):
It was really good?
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:53):
It was good, wine was good, everything was good.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
It was great and cheap right in Brazil, and the
ubers were like two dollars. I was like, wait, uber
to the airport is five dollars.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
It's crazy.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
The tip, like there's a tip limit, like because you
don't like I tried to tip more than what it
allowed me and it didn't let me.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Yeah, I was like the biggest if I could get
with ninety seven cents on one Uber I did.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
I'm like, where are we? I love it here.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
I know I wanted to move.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
But it was a good trip and.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
I highly recommend go to everyone go to if you
ever give any opportunity, go to Uruguay.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Maybe don't think about that very often.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
You're getting that house right in her.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Will, don't tell my sister.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
But yeah, oh okay, sorry, you know it'll be it'll.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Be our party pad from December through Marge or just
bring a sweatshirt and and bring your bag with you
hold it, you.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Know, I mean it gets it in the winter.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
She she doesn't even get it then. But anyway, let's
be real clear about that. No, but what did everyone
else do? What did you guys all do? During the
fourth of July?
Speaker 3 (10:49):
I went to NASCAR.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
No, I was so happy I saw that. Yeah, that week,
I wish I could have witnessed that in real life.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
You know, I love most about you at NASCAR. NASCAR
again was in Chicago for the fourth of July. Is
I saw a bunch of influencers like and they they
because the influences I guys got invited and and they'd
like have these little uh you know, Jeff Gordon vintage
teased and they tried to like do a fashion outfit,
but like tried to make it work with Naskar. You
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were just kiky at Nasty. Yes, you were in You
were just kiky as Kiki would be anywhere else at NASCAR.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
How did that happen?
Speaker 6 (11:26):
So shout out to Michael Jordan and Nike brand. They
invited me out.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
We're yeah, that's another story.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
I need to hear that one.
Speaker 6 (11:45):
But they invited us, and so you know, I was like,
I don't think I belong here, but I'm gonna go
and see what's to it.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
And we went.
Speaker 6 (11:53):
I hung out with Tyler Reddick. You know, yeah, yeah, why.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
Did you interview in week McDonald's was there about the
race car driver?
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Yeah, that's right, So you know, did you mean that
Denny Hamlin.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
I'm sure he was also on that team shut.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Out on this show. He's not a fan of mine.
But anyway, I really used I used to hang out
with you. I used to live in Charlotte.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
I used to We used to this man you got
beefoo him. You guys gonna have like, oh, like a
similar vibe.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Don't say that, Oh no, please, because you know, fifteen
years ago wh Charlotte, these guys were all little baby
NASCAR drivers and we all went to like the same
bars and stuff, and we, you know.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
Hot over a girl.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Some of the same girl.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
It was over a girl. It always is girl period.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
But I'm not I'm not saying that.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
I'm not anyway, Son, tell me more about I'm just
if you said I'm with the Friends show, you probably
would have gotten run over by well.
Speaker 6 (12:54):
I mean, I just I was in awe because nobody
told me how fine everybody in NASCAR is what. Everybody
is fine, from the man who changes the tire to
the man who like walk cleans the little pathway, the
people that cleaned the car. They everybody's gorgeous like and
it was all flavors like old young.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
I was so basically you were the pit crew guys, yes.
Speaker 6 (13:20):
And I learned it. There are a lot of the
pit crew guys are like D one athletes today.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
They moved fast.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Oh my god, eight seconds.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
They change a tire eight seconds.
Speaker 6 (13:33):
So I'm sitting in the pit like literally where the
drivers are.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
And this is.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
The picture of you in Pitt Rolls race. I honestly
thought you had photoshopped yourself and I'm like, this is
not even look right.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
And then I wanted to leave because it was so hot.
Speaker 6 (13:53):
It was hot, but the race was happening, and so
like I'm trying to walk down the rut.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
They're like, girl, because I would imagine once you're have
not been to the Chicago race, but once you're in
the infield, you ain't getting out.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
You cannot get out because the race tracks.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Like when they're at the tracks, they designed the infield
so that you can get underneath the track or over
the whatever, you can get in and out of that
you don't have to stay in the middle the whole time.
Speaker 6 (14:17):
Yes, but yeah, I'm trying to leave and I'm like,
I'm a you know, I started like walking to security.
I'm like, I'm a guest of Michael Jordan. No, ma'am,
if you go that way, you're gonna be on literally
on the track. You cannot go that way. So I
got trapped in. But it's just a beautiful sport. And
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what is NASCAR events? I will be at everyone because
will be at the race time because I like, I
feel like y'all have been gatekeeping this. Nobody told the
women that how fine the men are in that if you.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
If you like NASCAR, you're gonna love f one. Oh well,
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
I'm loyal to NASCAR.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Something about one there. They're they're tiny, little European man,
so you may not be into the U.
Speaker 6 (15:06):
See NASCAR give you every different flavor. Yeah, tall and
short and being and small and black and white and
everybody was just.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Like a like a Michael Jackson's sauce.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
It was gorgeous.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
It was I mean just immaculate.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Man.
Speaker 6 (15:18):
I don't know, So I will be now at every race.
I am a NASCAR girl. And if you guys don't like.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Some of the places where they.
Speaker 6 (15:27):
Charlotte, so I know that you are headquarters mm hm,
So I'll be down there and okay, yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Think everybody should go to it.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
I don't know about the street races, but everyone should
go to a track NASCAR race at least one.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
It is an experience.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
It is an experience because you do you do have
all kinds of people you've got and depending on you know,
since you know Michael Jordan he's a team owner, then
you you would have access. But you can go to
like if you know the right people, you can. There's
everything from caviar and champagne in the boxes all the
way to a dude with a couch on top of
his RV. Yeah her in one named Couchman drinking moonshine.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
See that's I like those kind of characters.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Right. It's a whole it's a whole little city that
lives inside of these races and uh yeah, and it's.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
That's all.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
It sounds like for five out. They're long too. They
take a long time these races.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Oh yes.
Speaker 6 (16:18):
And then the pit guys they're like sitting on they're
an ready, you know, they're ready for their car to
come in and they can do some work. But the
whole time I'm sitting in the pit with them, and
they want to tell me to move like they wanted to, Like, man,
you're not.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Supposed to be I don't know.
Speaker 6 (16:32):
I just like stumbled my little way and I saw
an open seat, so I was set down. They're rolling
the tires across my feet. They're like, excuse me, ma'am.
They're dropping the wires across my head.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
But it was too little lost because he was what
does this do holding a drill?
Speaker 2 (16:48):
I need that you're gonna hand you the jack or something.
Speaker 6 (16:51):
Yeah, And nobody had the nerve to tell me to move,
So I just kept sitting there like I was supposed
to be there.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
It was so funny.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Wow, yeah, she's a NASCAR girl. Yes girl, Okay, Caitlin,
what did you do to South America? He went to NASCAR.
Speaker 5 (17:04):
I went to Northern Michigan. It's the same as Brazil. Yeah,
beautiful this time of year, it's tough to do.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
Yeah, I will say though, I was talking to a Yupur,
which is what we call people from the up.
Speaker 5 (17:16):
They call us fudgies because we're like under the bridge
and it's a whole thing, like troll whatever. But their
accents are thick and like I literally cannot understand them,
and I don't, like, I'm.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
From here, How can from here be.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
A different accent?
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Hand?
Speaker 3 (17:29):
Yeah, my mitten. Yeah, I'm from here, and I.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
Probably things y'all do with the hand in Michigan, but like.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
This is the mitten. That's how we show Yeah, I learned.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
That until I was in the Midwest. Michigan theres do
a thing with their hand to show where they're from.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
It's yeah, because our state's like a mitten. So here's
where you're going in a couple of weeks.
Speaker 5 (17:46):
But my friend Hillary, who you guys all know, convinced herself.
We rented a boat for the fourth because our friend's
boats get a little crowded and she has been driving
boat since she.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Was five years old.
Speaker 5 (17:55):
Like her dad wanted to ski, she literally would let
her drive the boat. She somehow let a girl who
her op convinced her that she needed a boating license,
and I think the girl did it to mess with her.
So she, when I arrived, was taking a six hour
boating course.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
When in Michigan, oh, a captain's license.
Speaker 5 (18:10):
Yeah, in Michigan you just need if you were born
before nineteen ninety six, you just need a driver's license.
Like they'll literally give you the keys to a boat
and go just figure it out. And she knows how
to drive a boat, so she's stressed about the sets
and I'm like, Mama, what are you doing?
Speaker 3 (18:22):
And her op convinced her she needed to do that.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
So I've learned that people either and in Arizona people
had boats. But people either grow up with a boat
or they don't. Because I would not I can fly
a plane, I can drive a car, I would not
know that I would crash a boat. I don't know
how to dock a boat. Yeah at currents and bow
and starboard and port and yeah, I wouldn't know.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
I wouldn't know what The first thing.
Speaker 5 (18:46):
About that there's etiquet, you know, like you know, if
there's guys in the boat, you got to jump on
the dock real quick to help it like, there's this
whole thing. But yeah, it was very funny. I'm like,
you know how to drive a boat, but oh I
got an email.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
It's exciting.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
Yeah. So just northern Michigan. Nothing, nothing like what you
thice did, Jason. I didn't really do anything.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
You were a caretaker on those upper half and and
everyone and.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
Everyone was leaking. Yeah, Mike had a brief hospital stay.
So I've been babysitting a lot my fifty year old boyfriend.
And we went to Peppies three times, Okay. I drank margarita. Yeah,
and Paulina got a whole new body. So there's that.
That's right, that's exciting.
Speaker 6 (19:23):
Miss new Boobies, missed new boy Bubba Sparks.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Oh my gosh, your new song.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
Okay, the lab. I'll need you to turn that in
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And Bella says to mean, oh you're so tan from
South America. It's winter there twinter.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
That was sunny. I mean there was sun. So maybe
I do it.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Maybe maybe, or maybe this is the tan of a
healthy person that didn't have to be here for a week.
It's amazing how my mental health improved not having to
deal with these idiots hike how.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
You know, good morning, and the idiocy just begins.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
I mean no, no, no, oh no, everybody outside this
room can suck it, honestly, like, but the idiocy never stopped,
like the idiotcy. I wasn't I was in South America.
The idiocy reached all the way there. I wasn't a
place where I didn't think that the Internet existed, and
they were able to like carry a pigeon idiocy to me. Still,
(01:22):
Jason still texted me ridiculous things. Yeah again, what about
the Jason man Bellahemene is here.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
But thank you.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
I'm glad some of the things that lutan. The other
thing I will say about about what was it or
I was cold? I mean it was like thirty five
forty what at one point because.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
It's winter there, right, Yeah, you guys had on sweaters.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
And the thing is my aunt lives in a beach
town which is extremely seasonal, so December to March is whenever.
I guess it's like lifestyles are the rich and famous.
December to March you got rich our time people, you
got rich Brazilians, you got rich Russians. I guess famous
people go to this place. But then like literally they'd
(02:06):
turn stop lights off the rest of these like nobody's there,
like only very few restaurants are open, and they don't
insulate the houses because no one they're not intended to
be lived in year round. Really, So my aunts has
she has this amazing house, but it's like, you know,
all modern and concrete and block and whatever. But they
didn't bother to put insulation in it because they didn't
really think anyone would live there all the time.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
So it's cold.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
You probably loved it, though.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
I did.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
I did love it. I did love it.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
And then in Brazil it was sixty degrees and I'm
walking around in a short sleeved shirt and people are
wearing parkas and they're looking at me like what kind
of moron you know, idiot American or you? And I
thought it was amazing sixty degrees. I'm walking around the park.
I'm like, this is I could wear shorts today. It
was so nice. But people were acting like it was
so cold, like you know where I'm from.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Understand how it's cold there, Like in my brain like
when you're that close to the equator, it's always hot.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Right, Well, let me blow it let me blow your
mind with something. Further south.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
You go south of the equator, the colder it gets,
really as where when you're north of the equator that
obviously the furthest closer to the equator, the hotter. Yes, right,
so like you know in the United States, obviously you
go north it's cool or whatever. No no other way
around there there, that's crazy. Yeah, I lost my bag
for five days. That was interesting. What you got a
level when that happened, which is didn't show up?
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Like what did you do? You had od lady? God
got your hair was weird?
Speaker 2 (03:26):
I didn't have.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
I had what I was wearing looks good, and it
turns you out that was that was convincing. You looked
it was bad. No land in this place. And then
everyone's bag comes out but mine, and then they speak
Spanish there, so I was I was okay, sort of
(03:47):
like at least like and then a little girl kind
of spoke English and she was like and it was
It was a real range of emotions because everyone had
left the airport at this point and it's just me
and this girl. Her name was Tatiana, which is not real.
I didn't think of an Iuguayan name. But okay, and
and we're just standing there and then she had a
little radio and then she'd be like, oh they found it,
oh good, Oh wait no they didn't. Now you gotta understand.
(04:10):
Here's what was confusing for me. There's one plane on
the entire airport, one airplane. I can see it, and
from there to where the baggage claim was was about
fifty feet.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
How did we not know?
Speaker 3 (04:24):
So you know it was on the plane for sure?
Speaker 2 (04:26):
No, no, no, no no.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
But I'm saying like I could see them on you
could physically I could probably walk to the person and
get my own bag if I wanted to, right, So
it's like, how did we Oh it's here?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Oh good, well oh no it's not. Oh no wait
always here? No we found it?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Wait wait where did it get lost in the fifty
So it turns out it was never there, wow, in
Brazil the whole time, but they only fly there in
the off season on Tuesdays or on Thursdays and Sundays,
so it was Sunday, so there was no way it
was coming until Thursday, no matter. So she was looking
at me like what do we do? And she was like, well,
this isn't good. Like, what do you mean is that good?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Like? What what do you mean right?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Like either they got like a boat, they got a boat,
or you know, another kind of airplane or somebody else
like a horse. I mean somebody I am a horse. Yeah,
you know, nothing's gonna happen till Thursday. Then if that's
if we find it, like we mean, if you find
like where did it go?
Speaker 3 (05:20):
What did you wear? Starting a lady sir?
Speaker 1 (05:23):
So I had what I had on and then I
went to the mall and I bought a Lady Gaga
shirt because that was one of the few options that
there were.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
You were that the whole week.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
I wear it for a couple of days. I bought
a number of I found like an old navy of
of of Uruguay, and I purchased a number of things,
and that was one of the options. It was that
a Garfield shirt because apparently, which I almost went for
the Garfield shirt. The Garfield's big there apparently. And then
I bought a sock a sweatshirt of the of a
soccer team cause I thought, well, I mean I might
(05:55):
actually keep that. And then I found out that like
fifty percent was almost like cub socks and cargo. So
everywhere I went, people were either like you you suck
American because I'm already eight feet tall and you know
from this It's like I pissed half the big I
thought it was like the national team. It turns out
it was.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
And I didn't know. I didn't know what.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
I have no idea because I didn't I didn't really
have choices, and so people like it would be like
me wearing a socks shirt around and not knowing what
I you know, going to Wrigleyville or something if you're
from Chicago and everyone's like, what are you doing. I
didn't know because I didn't have a choice. I just
tried to buy things I might want to have in
the future.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
They don't play about their soccer in South America.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
So half the people were like, oh, great choice, and
half the people were like saying things to me.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
I didn't know what they meant. They weren't nice.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Someone said, put air tags in your suitcase, Well, that
would be helpful, except all that would have told me
is they was. And then they start texting me like
at three in the morning. I don't know why they
found it. Three in the morning. The airline text me
three in the morning in Portuguese. So now I'm on
Google Translate three in the morning trying to go back
and forth. I mean, it was just it was a
real adventure. But it finally showed up and everything was there,
and they were very nice about him. As Another thing
(07:07):
Portuguese is that's a and Brazil. They don't play like
they don't let me say something. I'm not that American
guy that thinks that they should speak English everywhere, because
they shouldn't. They don't have to. It's their country. They
don't have to speak English. But they don't and they
don't care to, and they don't bother and they kind
of look at you like you're an idiot because you
(07:28):
don't speak Portuguese, which I don't think they understand how
difficult Portuguese. Like I finally got some English speaking people
to be like, hey, you can't just pick this up,
like you have to move your mouth and your tongue
in a way that like, if you speak English, you're
just not from If you speak Portuguese, I think you
know what I'm talking about it and your dad does.
Speaker 5 (07:46):
Yeah, my stepdad's fluent, he actually thinks. So I was
like saying to him, I think Spanish is so much
easier to learn because you and I learned Spanish, and
he thought that Portuguese was so much easier to learn
because he learned it when he was in school younger there,
so it's gotta be just because we learned Spanish.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
The senses you're either or you start with one or
you start with.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
The other totally, because I think it's a hard language.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
And then some of the words look the same, but
they don't. You don't say them the same, they don't
mean the same thing. And then some of the words
look completely different but they're the same as Spanish.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
I think is the same, which is hopefully, well.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
AGA's the same.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Yeah, but I got yelled at by somebody I didn't
know Ogua, and I'm like, you guys are quit playing
with me, because if I had said, guess another thing
is don't try and speak Spanish to them because they
don't speak Spanish.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
They speak Portuguese.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
And so I think people see the words like in
the airport or on the signs, and they're like, Okay,
I got this because I know some Spanish. But then
they're like, hey, moron, were we speak Portuguese here? Not Spanish?
Will stopped trying to act like we're all the same,
and then it becomes this like sort of cultural like
you're ignorant, but it's it's not that I minger and
anyone's ignorant. Maybe I think a lot of people are ignorant,
(08:52):
but I think it's because the words look the same.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Yeah, some are very similar or the same.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
But but I'm like, hey, can I have some water whatever,
I'm trying to type it out. Moment's like agua, like
I'm some kind of idiot. I'm like, now hold on,
because if I said and it wasn't, then you would
have thought I was that person here. I am trying
to fit in and I'm trying to learn the words,
but I can't stay them. Well, that was another thing,
is like if I'd go someplace and I would try
(09:18):
and like profusely, like I'd have my Google Translate out
and I'd practiced, or I would like, you know how
you can Google translate. Now you can take a picture
of a menu or take a picture of something and
it translates it into English. So cool, So I would
like look at their menu, take a picture of it,
and then I would sort of practice, like rehearse in
my head, what I just don't want to be that guy.
I don't want to be that six or five white
(09:39):
American that's like, what do you mean you don't speak
and like, you know, acting all up andy and stupid,
but then they get mad at you. If some people
got frustrated when I was trying, I don't know. I
don't know it worked out.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Wasn't the food so fresh? Though?
Speaker 2 (09:51):
It was really good?
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:53):
It was good, wine was good, everything was good.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
It was great and cheap right in Brazil, and the
ubers were like two dollars. I was like, wait, uber
to the airport is five dollars.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
It's crazy.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
The tip, like there's a tip limit, like because you
don't like I tried to tip more than what it
allowed me and it didn't let me.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Yeah, I was like the biggest if I could get
with ninety seven cents on one Uber I did.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
I'm like, where are we? I love it here.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
I know I wanted to move.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
But it was a good trip and.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
I highly recommend go to everyone go to if you
ever give any opportunity, go to Uruguay.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Maybe don't think about that very often.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
You're getting that house right in her.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Will, don't tell my sister.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
But yeah, oh okay, sorry, you know it'll be it'll.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Be our party pad from December through Marge or just
bring a sweatshirt and and bring your bag with you
hold it, you.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Know, I mean it gets it in the winter.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
She she doesn't even get it then. But anyway, let's
be real clear about that. No, but what did everyone
else do? What did you guys all do? During the
fourth of July?
Speaker 3 (10:49):
I went to NASCAR.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
No, I was so happy I saw that. Yeah, that week,
I wish I could have witnessed that in real life.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
You know, I love most about you at NASCAR. NASCAR
again was in Chicago for the fourth of July. Is
I saw a bunch of influencers like and they they
because the influences I guys got invited and and they'd
like have these little uh you know, Jeff Gordon vintage
teased and they tried to like do a fashion outfit,
but like tried to make it work with Naskar. You
(11:19):
were just kiky at Nasty. Yes, you were in You
were just kiky as Kiki would be anywhere else at NASCAR.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
How did that happen?
Speaker 6 (11:26):
So shout out to Michael Jordan and Nike brand. They
invited me out.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
We're yeah, that's another story.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
I need to hear that one.
Speaker 6 (11:45):
But they invited us, and so you know, I was like,
I don't think I belong here, but I'm gonna go
and see what's to it.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
And we went.
Speaker 6 (11:53):
I hung out with Tyler Reddick. You know, yeah, yeah, why.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
Did you interview in week McDonald's was there about the
race car driver?
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Yeah, that's right, So you know, did you mean that
Denny Hamlin.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
I'm sure he was also on that team shut.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Out on this show. He's not a fan of mine.
But anyway, I really used I used to hang out
with you. I used to live in Charlotte.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
I used to We used to this man you got
beefoo him. You guys gonna have like, oh, like a
similar vibe.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Don't say that, Oh no, please, because you know, fifteen
years ago wh Charlotte, these guys were all little baby
NASCAR drivers and we all went to like the same
bars and stuff, and we, you know.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
Hot over a girl.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Some of the same girl.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
It was over a girl. It always is girl period.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
But I'm not I'm not saying that.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
I'm not anyway, Son, tell me more about I'm just
if you said I'm with the Friends show, you probably
would have gotten run over by well.
Speaker 6 (12:54):
I mean, I just I was in awe because nobody
told me how fine everybody in NASCAR is what. Everybody
is fine, from the man who changes the tire to
the man who like walk cleans the little pathway, the
people that cleaned the car. They everybody's gorgeous like and
it was all flavors like old young.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
I was so basically you were the pit crew guys, yes.
Speaker 6 (13:20):
And I learned it. There are a lot of the
pit crew guys are like D one athletes today.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
They moved fast.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Oh my god, eight seconds.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
They change a tire eight seconds.
Speaker 6 (13:33):
So I'm sitting in the pit like literally where the
drivers are.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
And this is.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
The picture of you in Pitt Rolls race. I honestly
thought you had photoshopped yourself and I'm like, this is
not even look right.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
And then I wanted to leave because it was so hot.
Speaker 6 (13:53):
It was hot, but the race was happening, and so
like I'm trying to walk down the rut.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
They're like, girl, because I would imagine once you're have
not been to the Chicago race, but once you're in
the infield, you ain't getting out.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
You cannot get out because the race tracks.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Like when they're at the tracks, they designed the infield
so that you can get underneath the track or over
the whatever, you can get in and out of that
you don't have to stay in the middle the whole time.
Speaker 6 (14:17):
Yes, but yeah, I'm trying to leave and I'm like,
I'm a you know, I started like walking to security.
I'm like, I'm a guest of Michael Jordan. No, ma'am,
if you go that way, you're gonna be on literally
on the track. You cannot go that way. So I
got trapped in. But it's just a beautiful sport. And
(14:40):
what is NASCAR events? I will be at everyone because
will be at the race time because I like, I
feel like y'all have been gatekeeping this. Nobody told the
women that how fine the men are in that if you.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
If you like NASCAR, you're gonna love f one. Oh well,
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
I'm loyal to NASCAR.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Something about one there. They're they're tiny, little European man,
so you may not be into the U.
Speaker 6 (15:06):
See NASCAR give you every different flavor. Yeah, tall and
short and being and small and black and white and
everybody was just.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Like a like a Michael Jackson's sauce.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
It was gorgeous.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
It was I mean just immaculate.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Man.
Speaker 6 (15:18):
I don't know, So I will be now at every race.
I am a NASCAR girl. And if you guys don't like.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Some of the places where they.
Speaker 6 (15:27):
Charlotte, so I know that you are headquarters mm hm,
So I'll be down there and okay, yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Think everybody should go to it.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
I don't know about the street races, but everyone should
go to a track NASCAR race at least one.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
It is an experience.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
It is an experience because you do you do have
all kinds of people you've got and depending on you know,
since you know Michael Jordan he's a team owner, then
you you would have access. But you can go to
like if you know the right people, you can. There's
everything from caviar and champagne in the boxes all the
way to a dude with a couch on top of
his RV. Yeah her in one named Couchman drinking moonshine.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
See that's I like those kind of characters.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Right. It's a whole it's a whole little city that
lives inside of these races and uh yeah, and it's.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
That's all.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
It sounds like for five out. They're long too. They
take a long time these races.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Oh yes.
Speaker 6 (16:18):
And then the pit guys they're like sitting on they're
an ready, you know, they're ready for their car to
come in and they can do some work. But the
whole time I'm sitting in the pit with them, and
they want to tell me to move like they wanted to, Like, man,
you're not.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Supposed to be I don't know.
Speaker 6 (16:32):
I just like stumbled my little way and I saw
an open seat, so I was set down. They're rolling
the tires across my feet. They're like, excuse me, ma'am.
They're dropping the wires across my head.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
But it was too little lost because he was what
does this do holding a drill?
Speaker 2 (16:48):
I need that you're gonna hand you the jack or something.
Speaker 6 (16:51):
Yeah, And nobody had the nerve to tell me to move,
So I just kept sitting there like I was supposed
to be there.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
It was so funny.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Wow, yeah, she's a NASCAR girl. Yes girl, Okay, Caitlin,
what did you do to South America? He went to NASCAR.
Speaker 5 (17:04):
I went to Northern Michigan. It's the same as Brazil. Yeah,
beautiful this time of year, it's tough to do.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
Yeah, I will say though, I was talking to a Yupur,
which is what we call people from the up.
Speaker 5 (17:16):
They call us fudgies because we're like under the bridge
and it's a whole thing, like troll whatever. But their
accents are thick and like I literally cannot understand them,
and I don't, like, I'm.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
From here, How can from here be.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
A different accent?
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Hand?
Speaker 3 (17:29):
Yeah, my mitten. Yeah, I'm from here, and I.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
Probably things y'all do with the hand in Michigan, but like.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
This is the mitten. That's how we show Yeah, I learned.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
That until I was in the Midwest. Michigan theres do
a thing with their hand to show where they're from.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
It's yeah, because our state's like a mitten. So here's
where you're going in a couple of weeks.
Speaker 5 (17:46):
But my friend Hillary, who you guys all know, convinced herself.
We rented a boat for the fourth because our friend's
boats get a little crowded and she has been driving
boat since she.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Was five years old.
Speaker 5 (17:55):
Like her dad wanted to ski, she literally would let
her drive the boat. She somehow let a girl who
her op convinced her that she needed a boating license,
and I think the girl did it to mess with her.
So she, when I arrived, was taking a six hour
boating course.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
When in Michigan, oh, a captain's license.
Speaker 5 (18:10):
Yeah, in Michigan you just need if you were born
before nineteen ninety six, you just need a driver's license.
Like they'll literally give you the keys to a boat
and go just figure it out. And she knows how
to drive a boat, so she's stressed about the sets
and I'm like, Mama, what are you doing?
Speaker 3 (18:22):
And her op convinced her she needed to do that.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
So I've learned that people either and in Arizona people
had boats. But people either grow up with a boat
or they don't. Because I would not I can fly
a plane, I can drive a car, I would not
know that I would crash a boat. I don't know
how to dock a boat. Yeah at currents and bow
and starboard and port and yeah, I wouldn't know.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
I wouldn't know what The first thing.
Speaker 5 (18:46):
About that there's etiquet, you know, like you know, if
there's guys in the boat, you got to jump on
the dock real quick to help it like, there's this
whole thing. But yeah, it was very funny. I'm like,
you know how to drive a boat, but oh I
got an email.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
It's exciting.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
Yeah. So just northern Michigan. Nothing, nothing like what you
thice did, Jason. I didn't really do anything.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
You were a caretaker on those upper half and and
everyone and.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
Everyone was leaking. Yeah, Mike had a brief hospital stay.
So I've been babysitting a lot my fifty year old boyfriend.
And we went to Peppies three times, Okay. I drank margarita. Yeah,
and Paulina got a whole new body. So there's that.
That's right, that's exciting.
Speaker 6 (19:23):
Miss new Boobies, missed new boy Bubba Sparks.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Oh my gosh, your new song.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
Okay, the lab. I'll need you to turn that in
body into the
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