April 15, 2025 • 14 mins
Fred and the crew describe their perfect days!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What would you how would you define your perfect day?
What's your perfect day? Can you tell me right now?
Because because there's a scientific formula for the perfect day.
According to the University of British Columbia, they have cracked
the formula for the so called best day ever using
data from the American Time Use Survey. But before I
(00:21):
tell you what they said the perfect day, You wake
up what time you.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Wake up about? Nine am?
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Okay, okay, all right, okay, I'm awake now to nine am.
And you eat a good breakfast Okay did I make
it or did somebody else make it for me?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
On a good day? Somebody ordered it for.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Okay, delivered right, okay. So I'm in my house m hm.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
And you eat a good breakfast, and then you put
on some clothes that are easy to wear, like leggings
or jogging pants, sweatpants, and like my fur boots.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
So I got my leggings and my fur boots on. Okay,
good that would.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
And then I am going to like TJ Max Marshals
somewhere mindless bathroom body works, like I just go in
and it's all about the vibes. I'm just buying what
I want, not like I don't have a list. I'm
not looking for anything in particular, but it's just what
I want.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
You're walking through every aisle lice and slow, like the
make Ultra, like the makeup store.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
I'm just vibing, right, and I spend a bunch a
bunch of money. Then I leave there and I hear
somebody's drive through. Now you might go to like Starbucks,
or you might see like Raisin Caine. You know, like
you just whatever the vibe is. Okay, you get yoursel snack.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Okay, we this day for me.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Then you go and get a facial. Oh my god, okay, and.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
You get a facial.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
And then after you leave your facial, you go home
and you take everything you bought from the store and
lay it out on your counter and just admire it,
you know what I'm saying. And then you cuddle with
your dog or your man or your kid, whatever you like.
And for me, it's a dog. And so you cud
it with your dog and you watch some reality TV. Okay,
but at the same time you scroll on TikTok, so
(02:08):
you never really saw what was happening on the TV.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Right, it's just there.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
I've noticed I have to turn the TV off for
proper TikTok scrolling. I can't do both if the TV's
going and TikTok. It's too much. It's too much.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
It's too much, Okay, overstimulated.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
So then after you realize that you have watched all
your shows but you didn't really watch them. Now it's
time to put your phone on a charger and actually
watch your shows. But by this time you're hungry again,
so you order a good meal for the night, okay,
which would be how about you to the house?
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Okay, house? It shows up. Okay, I've done it before. Okay,
shows up.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Okay, it shows up. Okay, It's fine. It it's not
as good as if if I made it there as
the chef. H I know, well, I know you guys
haven't yet figured out I'm working there on the weekend.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
I have a second job. And yeah, yeah like that, okay,
all right.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
And then after you eat your you make a couple
of TikTok videos like whatever's on your mind.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
You just get on.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Now we're working all of a sudden, this.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Is my dream day, like, and then I make some
content and then I lay down and I just lay
and scroll until I can't scroll anymore till I.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Fall asleep, till you have you done the thing where
you're laying and I know the answer, it's rhetorical. Where
you lay in bed and you're scrolling and your arms
start to get like fall asleep you got.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Or you do.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
In the air, you know, and it's like you start
to feel like they're they're getting weaker.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
You start dropping your phone right on my face.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Notice I didn't have any human contact throughout the whole day.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Oh no, I did notice that.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Probably this is probably my favorite part of you describing
your day.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
That's the perfect day. Well, that's perfect day.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Yeah, that is a perfect day. That's my Saturday.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
That's that's your perfect day.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
Yes, said, I change a couple of things around. I
would take my friend Jonathan with me because he has
to come with. We do this every Saturday. I pick
him up and we take the baby. Sometimes she stays,
sometimes she goes. We go to Target walk every aisle
like we are like an old married couple, and then
we go to either Kakoula restaurants to get lunch, or
we go to Hooters.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
I gotta go one of my spots.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
You've better been start going to Hooters.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
More because you know I'm trying to save them. He'll
eat the plain chicken tenders or whatever they have the boness,
the boness I don't. I don't do bonness. I never
never touched the bonness in my life. I've seen his
plate before. Yeah, your parties, I'm like, girl, Yeah, that
makes your.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Mind boneless, boneless, chilish.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
It's childish in the rubber.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
It's easier your children. It's not great. I don't even
on an animal's bone.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
I need the bone I need on a bone.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
I just don't. I don't have to have the bone.
I don't. That's so carnival is.
Speaker 6 (04:42):
If you want to say boneless as child is, it's.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
A very very carnival of you just chew one bone.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
That is a carnival an animal electively. That's okay. I
enjoy it, except I gotta say the party two about working.
I'm not making a TikTok after I eat habachi. It's
the last thing I'm gonna doing it.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
From the toilet.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
You got to review the hibachi's.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
But that's how you thrive, ye, Jason, perfect days, perfect day.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
I disagree.
Speaker 6 (05:07):
I would sleep till like eight, But I love going
out to breakfast, so like I would get up and
like go and get like a skillet or something like.
I like going out to breakfast, and then honestly, I
would just come home and lay for the majority of
the day, just because that's my favorite thing to do
in the world, is just lay TV on with the
Office playing on repeat a whole marathon while I'm on
(05:28):
TikTok okay. And then when my phone dies, that's when
I put on the charger. But then I get my iPad,
prop it up on my stomach on a little stand
I have and swipe that way until that dies. And
then you just rotate that all day. And then at
night it's peppies and I'm drunk on Margarita's by seven pm.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Okay, Okay, then Ben.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
That's your neighborhood Mexican restaurant where you you also work
on the weekends because you serve yourself.
Speaker 6 (05:54):
Right, But this day I wouldn't work.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
You wouldn't go behind the barn and make your own
margarita like you often do.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
No, No, you have human contact.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Just probably Mike.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
No.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
That would be a lot of people coming over to
my side of the no human contact scale, A lot
of people coming over to decide I'm over here.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
People thought it was weird. Those are introverts, you three.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
A lot of people thought I was weird for not
wanting human contact.
Speaker 6 (06:19):
The thing is, is I just like, by the time
of the weekend, I'm just sick of talking, Like I'm
just sick of taming people, Like I just can't talk anymore.
And I feel like Mike gets the downside of that
because he probably wants to yap, and I'm like, I
just love energy anymore.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
There, you I get it.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
We talked for a living Yeah, Kaitlin, perfect day.
Speaker 7 (06:37):
Okay, So I wake up in a cabin it's summer,
next to Tupac. He does he does what he does.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
I was thinking of, okay, you can have your perfect day,
but your perfect day, I was thinking of something more attainable.
Since all right, maybe maybe maybe Tupac is in your cabin.
We've been looking for it. No wonder, You're always there.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
He loves it.
Speaker 7 (06:58):
I checked my bank account and like, my money is
no object. You know, somebody sent me a big payment.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
I don't know when this became fantasy. Everybody else's was attainable.
This sounds like a dream. But ok okay. So now
now all of a sudden, you're you know, brain surgeon,
so you have okay, absolutely not well no, I mean
because you have unlimited funds, because you obviously have changed jobs.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
No, no, I'm not like rich.
Speaker 7 (07:20):
I can just like buy whatever food I want that
day and like money is no object and made me
treat my friends. Okay, so we wake up, somebody made
a bomb breakfast and all my friends are there.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
My friends like make me feel like, I don't know.
I need to be.
Speaker 7 (07:34):
Around the right people, Like I don't want to be
around certain people, but I want to be around people
that like I can be quiet with. You know, we chill,
we eat a good breakfast, we hit the boat. You know,
we're outside, we're swimming, we're drinking a little bit. We
come back, order pizza and have like a bottom fire
and fall asleep. Naturally, maybe a little game.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Most of that is attainable, but you could do that
right now. Most of them, I'm saying in real life,
like the part where you have unlimited funds, I don't know,
and the TUPAC part that's not yet. So the researchers
at the University of British Columbia. They cracked this formula,
I guess, or that they came up with him based
on data from the American Time Youth Survey. I don't
(08:14):
know about this. It starts with six hours with family.
Oh now, I love my family deeply, but six that
is I'm sorry, six hours with family is not the
perfect day. Family family evolved in the day is fine,
but everyone's getting older now and a little more eccentric
(08:36):
and high maintenance, and there's children involved.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
And speak on it, you know.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
And I would have said my brother in law, but
I actually would rather hang out with him than most
everybody else. So it's an amazing turnaround. I'll take him
over my sister any day. He and Polly, and I
guess Mayve, you know, because she's probably stoned. I know
she's only one, but she's already high. Like Mayve is
going to be a pot head and she and I
are going to it's going to be great. May Of
(09:03):
is Colin, And I'm not saying he's a pothead, but
maybe is Colin. And Polly is Amanda princess. Look at me,
big production, big drama, big emotion, you know, big outburst
kind of thing. That's my sister, and that's Polly. Maybe
I can see her just like reading a book, smoking
a joint. You know, well.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Why you know? But why? Yeah? Two hours with friends.
I would flip that.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
I would say six hours with friends and two hours
with family, and maybe even some overlap because my friends
like my family. So yeah, there's that an hour and
a half of additional socializing. So now we're up to
nine and a half hours of talking to people. This
is not my perfect Nay all two hours of exercise.
(09:51):
How long is this day? And how much do I
want to torture myself? Blocked that website? One hour of
eating and drinking. No more than six hours is it work?
Speaker 5 (10:00):
No?
Speaker 1 (10:00):
The perfect day, no work. The perfect day has no
work at it whatsoever. I love my job, but I
don't want to work on the perfect day. No more
than an hour of screen time. This is I don't
know who came up with this. No more than fifteen
minutes of commuting. No, I don't agree with this. What's
(10:21):
this is terrible? That is a terrible day. I'm up
now for eighteen hours somehow, and I spent more than
half of it talking to other people.
Speaker 6 (10:30):
No, six hours of family and like six hours of
working before it, Like, what, I'm up till.
Speaker 7 (10:37):
Three am on Aune.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Yeah, I'm working now all of a sudden, when do
I have time for that? Because I just spent six
hours with my family, So now the twelve hour workday,
I guess six hours family, six hours?
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Yeah, what's going on?
Speaker 2 (10:52):
What's perfect day?
Speaker 1 (10:53):
I say, I would sleep in because I still have
the ability to do that, which a lot of people
who get up this early in Europe now, I mean,
if you're listening to us, the people who get up
at four, you know, ish, four thirty whatever, A lot
of our peers, they can't sleep in. I can sleep in.
I can sleep till ten, no problem. But I have
(11:15):
the opposite problem where I go to bed at eight
thirty nine. I get tired a eight thirty nine every day.
So it's the opposite of what most people. Most people
they their body wants to wake them up early no
matter what. I don't have that problem. I have the
other problem where I get tired early, which is kind
of it kind of sucks in the other way. So
i'd be sleeping, I would have some format. It would
(11:36):
either go to or have breakfast delivered or made for me.
Maybe something involving an airplane, maybe fly somewhere. There would
be a beach or a pool involved.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
There would be.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Mind altering substances, be at alcohol or or legal gummies
if they're legal where I am, Yeah, at the time, right,
and I was flying. Of course, you know this is
all hypothetical, of course, because I would never obviously planes
would never ever, of course.
Speaker 5 (12:08):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
And there would be some form of sexual contact.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Yeah, yeah, y'all let that out.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
So I don't know.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (12:18):
I will do what he does, okay, So okay, anything
So we're by ourselves again, then our eyes are closed,
fully charged.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Someone gets in, I should place him, I should play him,
toubag just I don't know if that make you feel
a certain kind of way yet, And then I would
probably go to bed early. Maybe maybe a book, maybe
a lego. I mean, there's nothing, there's nothing hotter than
calm down, get with a hot chicken, then go put
some legos together and go to bed. I once heard
a story, and I still have never been able to
(12:51):
confirm if it's I'm not sure how I would Speaking
of of sex and legos, do you remember when Tiger
Woods was getting with all those like alleged getting with
the strippers. Yes, one of them. This is way back
with this is in the two thousands when this was happening.
One of them went on like a strip club tour
afterwards and came to the radio station and not here.
(13:12):
It was in Charlotte, and we interviewed her, and she
claimed that she would hide out, that his manager would
like arrange for her to be in his hotel room,
like when he was on the PGA tour or whatever.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
He'd go back to the room, they'd get it on.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
She claimed it was amazing that he was amazing in bed,
and as soon as they were done, he would put
on footy pajamas, any kid cereal and watch cartoons. Now,
I don't know if this is true. That's what this
woman alleged. Okay, and I remember that was so weird.
I thought this is very weird.
Speaker 8 (13:41):
He never had a childhood though, Michael, so he was
very it was understandable.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Yeah, so I don't up. Yeah, so I wouldn't do
the footy pajamas thing. It would be more like a
Lulu Lemon kind of thing, you know, maybe a Vori
kind of thing. But then you know, thank you for that.
I got to build Michelorean is not yet assembled. Let's
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Speaker 3 (14:01):
Fred Show
What would you how would you define your perfect day?
What's your perfect day? Can you tell me right now?
Because because there's a scientific formula for the perfect day.
According to the University of British Columbia, they have cracked
the formula for the so called best day ever using
data from the American Time Use Survey. But before I
(00:21):
tell you what they said the perfect day, You wake
up what time you.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Wake up about? Nine am?
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Okay, okay, all right, okay, I'm awake now to nine am.
And you eat a good breakfast Okay did I make
it or did somebody else make it for me?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
On a good day? Somebody ordered it for.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Okay, delivered right, okay. So I'm in my house m hm.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
And you eat a good breakfast, and then you put
on some clothes that are easy to wear, like leggings
or jogging pants, sweatpants, and like my fur boots.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
So I got my leggings and my fur boots on. Okay,
good that would.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
And then I am going to like TJ Max Marshals
somewhere mindless bathroom body works, like I just go in
and it's all about the vibes. I'm just buying what
I want, not like I don't have a list. I'm
not looking for anything in particular, but it's just what
I want.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
You're walking through every aisle lice and slow, like the
make Ultra, like the makeup store.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
I'm just vibing, right, and I spend a bunch a
bunch of money. Then I leave there and I hear
somebody's drive through. Now you might go to like Starbucks,
or you might see like Raisin Caine. You know, like
you just whatever the vibe is. Okay, you get yoursel snack.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Okay, we this day for me.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Then you go and get a facial. Oh my god, okay, and.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
You get a facial.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
And then after you leave your facial, you go home
and you take everything you bought from the store and
lay it out on your counter and just admire it,
you know what I'm saying. And then you cuddle with
your dog or your man or your kid, whatever you like.
And for me, it's a dog. And so you cud
it with your dog and you watch some reality TV. Okay,
but at the same time you scroll on TikTok, so
(02:08):
you never really saw what was happening on the TV.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Right, it's just there.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
I've noticed I have to turn the TV off for
proper TikTok scrolling. I can't do both if the TV's
going and TikTok. It's too much. It's too much.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
It's too much, Okay, overstimulated.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
So then after you realize that you have watched all
your shows but you didn't really watch them. Now it's
time to put your phone on a charger and actually
watch your shows. But by this time you're hungry again,
so you order a good meal for the night, okay,
which would be how about you to the house?
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Okay, house? It shows up. Okay, I've done it before. Okay,
shows up.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Okay, it shows up. Okay, It's fine. It it's not
as good as if if I made it there as
the chef. H I know, well, I know you guys
haven't yet figured out I'm working there on the weekend.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
I have a second job. And yeah, yeah like that, okay,
all right.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
And then after you eat your you make a couple
of TikTok videos like whatever's on your mind.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
You just get on.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Now we're working all of a sudden, this.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Is my dream day, like, and then I make some
content and then I lay down and I just lay
and scroll until I can't scroll anymore till I.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Fall asleep, till you have you done the thing where
you're laying and I know the answer, it's rhetorical. Where
you lay in bed and you're scrolling and your arms
start to get like fall asleep you got.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Or you do.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
In the air, you know, and it's like you start
to feel like they're they're getting weaker.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
You start dropping your phone right on my face.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Notice I didn't have any human contact throughout the whole day.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Oh no, I did notice that.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Probably this is probably my favorite part of you describing
your day.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
That's the perfect day. Well, that's perfect day.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Yeah, that is a perfect day. That's my Saturday.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
That's that's your perfect day.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
Yes, said, I change a couple of things around. I
would take my friend Jonathan with me because he has
to come with. We do this every Saturday. I pick
him up and we take the baby. Sometimes she stays,
sometimes she goes. We go to Target walk every aisle
like we are like an old married couple, and then
we go to either Kakoula restaurants to get lunch, or
we go to Hooters.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
I gotta go one of my spots.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
You've better been start going to Hooters.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
More because you know I'm trying to save them. He'll
eat the plain chicken tenders or whatever they have the boness,
the boness I don't. I don't do bonness. I never
never touched the bonness in my life. I've seen his
plate before. Yeah, your parties, I'm like, girl, Yeah, that
makes your.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Mind boneless, boneless, chilish.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
It's childish in the rubber.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
It's easier your children. It's not great. I don't even
on an animal's bone.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
I need the bone I need on a bone.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
I just don't. I don't have to have the bone.
I don't. That's so carnival is.
Speaker 6 (04:42):
If you want to say boneless as child is, it's.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
A very very carnival of you just chew one bone.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
That is a carnival an animal electively. That's okay. I
enjoy it, except I gotta say the party two about working.
I'm not making a TikTok after I eat habachi. It's
the last thing I'm gonna doing it.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
From the toilet.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
You got to review the hibachi's.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
But that's how you thrive, ye, Jason, perfect days, perfect day.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
I disagree.
Speaker 6 (05:07):
I would sleep till like eight, But I love going
out to breakfast, so like I would get up and
like go and get like a skillet or something like.
I like going out to breakfast, and then honestly, I
would just come home and lay for the majority of
the day, just because that's my favorite thing to do
in the world, is just lay TV on with the
Office playing on repeat a whole marathon while I'm on
(05:28):
TikTok okay. And then when my phone dies, that's when
I put on the charger. But then I get my iPad,
prop it up on my stomach on a little stand
I have and swipe that way until that dies. And
then you just rotate that all day. And then at
night it's peppies and I'm drunk on Margarita's by seven pm.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Okay, Okay, then Ben.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
That's your neighborhood Mexican restaurant where you you also work
on the weekends because you serve yourself.
Speaker 6 (05:54):
Right, But this day I wouldn't work.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
You wouldn't go behind the barn and make your own
margarita like you often do.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
No, No, you have human contact.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Just probably Mike.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
No.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
That would be a lot of people coming over to
my side of the no human contact scale, A lot
of people coming over to decide I'm over here.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
People thought it was weird. Those are introverts, you three.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
A lot of people thought I was weird for not
wanting human contact.
Speaker 6 (06:19):
The thing is, is I just like, by the time
of the weekend, I'm just sick of talking, Like I'm
just sick of taming people, Like I just can't talk anymore.
And I feel like Mike gets the downside of that
because he probably wants to yap, and I'm like, I
just love energy anymore.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
There, you I get it.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
We talked for a living Yeah, Kaitlin, perfect day.
Speaker 7 (06:37):
Okay, So I wake up in a cabin it's summer,
next to Tupac. He does he does what he does.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
I was thinking of, okay, you can have your perfect day,
but your perfect day, I was thinking of something more attainable.
Since all right, maybe maybe maybe Tupac is in your cabin.
We've been looking for it. No wonder, You're always there.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
He loves it.
Speaker 7 (06:58):
I checked my bank account and like, my money is
no object. You know, somebody sent me a big payment.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
I don't know when this became fantasy. Everybody else's was attainable.
This sounds like a dream. But ok okay. So now
now all of a sudden, you're you know, brain surgeon,
so you have okay, absolutely not well no, I mean
because you have unlimited funds, because you obviously have changed jobs.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
No, no, I'm not like rich.
Speaker 7 (07:20):
I can just like buy whatever food I want that
day and like money is no object and made me
treat my friends. Okay, so we wake up, somebody made
a bomb breakfast and all my friends are there.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
My friends like make me feel like, I don't know.
I need to be.
Speaker 7 (07:34):
Around the right people, Like I don't want to be
around certain people, but I want to be around people
that like I can be quiet with. You know, we chill,
we eat a good breakfast, we hit the boat. You know,
we're outside, we're swimming, we're drinking a little bit. We
come back, order pizza and have like a bottom fire
and fall asleep. Naturally, maybe a little game.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Most of that is attainable, but you could do that
right now. Most of them, I'm saying in real life,
like the part where you have unlimited funds, I don't know,
and the TUPAC part that's not yet. So the researchers
at the University of British Columbia. They cracked this formula,
I guess, or that they came up with him based
on data from the American Time Youth Survey. I don't
(08:14):
know about this. It starts with six hours with family.
Oh now, I love my family deeply, but six that
is I'm sorry, six hours with family is not the
perfect day. Family family evolved in the day is fine,
but everyone's getting older now and a little more eccentric
(08:36):
and high maintenance, and there's children involved.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
And speak on it, you know.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
And I would have said my brother in law, but
I actually would rather hang out with him than most
everybody else. So it's an amazing turnaround. I'll take him
over my sister any day. He and Polly, and I
guess Mayve, you know, because she's probably stoned. I know
she's only one, but she's already high. Like Mayve is
going to be a pot head and she and I
are going to it's going to be great. May Of
(09:03):
is Colin, And I'm not saying he's a pothead, but
maybe is Colin. And Polly is Amanda princess. Look at me,
big production, big drama, big emotion, you know, big outburst
kind of thing. That's my sister, and that's Polly. Maybe
I can see her just like reading a book, smoking
a joint. You know, well.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Why you know? But why? Yeah? Two hours with friends.
I would flip that.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
I would say six hours with friends and two hours
with family, and maybe even some overlap because my friends
like my family. So yeah, there's that an hour and
a half of additional socializing. So now we're up to
nine and a half hours of talking to people. This
is not my perfect Nay all two hours of exercise.
(09:51):
How long is this day? And how much do I
want to torture myself? Blocked that website? One hour of
eating and drinking. No more than six hours is it work?
Speaker 5 (10:00):
No?
Speaker 1 (10:00):
The perfect day, no work. The perfect day has no
work at it whatsoever. I love my job, but I
don't want to work on the perfect day. No more
than an hour of screen time. This is I don't
know who came up with this. No more than fifteen
minutes of commuting. No, I don't agree with this. What's
(10:21):
this is terrible? That is a terrible day. I'm up
now for eighteen hours somehow, and I spent more than
half of it talking to other people.
Speaker 6 (10:30):
No, six hours of family and like six hours of
working before it, Like, what, I'm up till.
Speaker 7 (10:37):
Three am on Aune.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Yeah, I'm working now all of a sudden, when do
I have time for that? Because I just spent six
hours with my family, So now the twelve hour workday,
I guess six hours family, six hours?
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Yeah, what's going on?
Speaker 2 (10:52):
What's perfect day?
Speaker 1 (10:53):
I say, I would sleep in because I still have
the ability to do that, which a lot of people
who get up this early in Europe now, I mean,
if you're listening to us, the people who get up
at four, you know, ish, four thirty whatever, A lot
of our peers, they can't sleep in. I can sleep in.
I can sleep till ten, no problem. But I have
(11:15):
the opposite problem where I go to bed at eight
thirty nine. I get tired a eight thirty nine every day.
So it's the opposite of what most people. Most people
they their body wants to wake them up early no
matter what. I don't have that problem. I have the
other problem where I get tired early, which is kind
of it kind of sucks in the other way. So
i'd be sleeping, I would have some format. It would
(11:36):
either go to or have breakfast delivered or made for me.
Maybe something involving an airplane, maybe fly somewhere. There would
be a beach or a pool involved.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
There would be.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Mind altering substances, be at alcohol or or legal gummies
if they're legal where I am, Yeah, at the time, right,
and I was flying. Of course, you know this is
all hypothetical, of course, because I would never obviously planes
would never ever, of course.
Speaker 5 (12:08):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
And there would be some form of sexual contact.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Yeah, yeah, y'all let that out.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
So I don't know.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (12:18):
I will do what he does, okay, So okay, anything
So we're by ourselves again, then our eyes are closed,
fully charged.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Someone gets in, I should place him, I should play him,
toubag just I don't know if that make you feel
a certain kind of way yet, And then I would
probably go to bed early. Maybe maybe a book, maybe
a lego. I mean, there's nothing, there's nothing hotter than
calm down, get with a hot chicken, then go put
some legos together and go to bed. I once heard
a story, and I still have never been able to
(12:51):
confirm if it's I'm not sure how I would Speaking
of of sex and legos, do you remember when Tiger
Woods was getting with all those like alleged getting with
the strippers. Yes, one of them. This is way back
with this is in the two thousands when this was happening.
One of them went on like a strip club tour
afterwards and came to the radio station and not here.
(13:12):
It was in Charlotte, and we interviewed her, and she
claimed that she would hide out, that his manager would
like arrange for her to be in his hotel room,
like when he was on the PGA tour or whatever.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
He'd go back to the room, they'd get it on.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
She claimed it was amazing that he was amazing in bed,
and as soon as they were done, he would put
on footy pajamas, any kid cereal and watch cartoons. Now,
I don't know if this is true. That's what this
woman alleged. Okay, and I remember that was so weird.
I thought this is very weird.
Speaker 8 (13:41):
He never had a childhood though, Michael, so he was
very it was understandable.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Yeah, so I don't up. Yeah, so I wouldn't do
the footy pajamas thing. It would be more like a
Lulu Lemon kind of thing, you know, maybe a Vori
kind of thing. But then you know, thank you for that.
I got to build Michelorean is not yet assembled. Let's
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