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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Let me see if I have the quote from Jason
Kelsey about the roast. I think it was exactly something
that one of us I or somebody else said about it. Yeah,
here it is. So this is Travis and Jason Kelsey
talking about Tom Brady's roast. This is I feel the
exact same way about this. By the way, I don't
know why he did that. I don't know why he
agreed to that. I really don't why, well, here.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Would you subject yourself to a roast Tom Brady style?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Of course, that was unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
First off, I commend everybody because nobody seemed to get
like their feelings hurt.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
I just do not get the roasts.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
I don't understand why people do them.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Because it's comedy is good.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
It was star studded.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Chelza killed it. Jeff Ross rocks it every time.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
The best part about it was how many just iconic
NFL and celebrities just of immense stature that were there,
not to mention, just the entire Patriots dynasty showed up
for Tom.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
That was so cool man.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
That being said, I really don't get it. I don't
get why people do roast.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
I don't get why the.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Thing hah, my family's runs.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
It's so funny. Exactly, No, that's exactly what I thought.
I mean, they're just ripping on this guy. They're ripping
on his kids, they're ripping on his parenting, they're ripping
on his ex wife. All the girls'd he's dated, and
I'm just going, why you're Tom Brady bro, Like you
don't have to subject yourself to that.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
But he also got celebrated so much, Like even the
intro was like about how dope he was, Like I
was fired up and I'm not a Patriots or tom girl.
And then like to see all the people that came
out for just you, I would be so honored.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
He came out to be on TV, they came out
for the publicity. I mean it's he packed a room
like no one could.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
It's also like there's been so many ROAs in the past,
but like you have to have like a stature to
be wrote, you know what.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
I'm saying, Like Justin bieber One was good.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
He's all just like some like Rob Low, Like.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Yeah, you think Tom Brady doesn't know that? Do you
think he needs to have an event where they tell
him how much he sucks? Haha? In order for him
to feel like he's famous. I mean, he's the goat,
there's no doubt about it.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
But it's it's it's all jokes people have said for years,
so it's nothing new, like it's you know what I'm saying.
It's just it's a good time, it's hilarious, and they
all they all tell him how great he is at
the end.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Anyway, Yeah, I don't know. I don't think. I don't
think that guy wakes up with any down about how
great he was as an NFL player. And I'm sure
that translates into his personal life. I'm sure he believes
he's great at everything, but could you not that just.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
Means you're a good sport about it, Like if you
get mad at a roast, if someone's roasting you, then
you're not the right person.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
They're trying to show another side of him, like he
has a sense of humor, a personality, especially now he's
going to go into broadcasting, so it's like he can
take a joke everybody.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
He's just like us. He's cool, but really he's the ghost.
But it's not even it's not even whether he can
take it. Like I mean, I realized that Giselle signed
up for some of this too, but I guess they
had a rule in their relationship that they weren't they
didn't talk about stuff like that, and then basically, you know,
the roast of tom Brady became the roast of everybody
in tom Brady's life, and so I kind of got
to wonder, like, why why put yourself up to that
(02:56):
simply so that you can have to clean up the
met I mean, I guess you had to call jes
Olle and apologize to her for all the joke because
a lot of it was at her expense. And so
I guess I just wonder, like why, I mean that
you don't need the publicity. Everybody knows you're the best.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
It's like an honor, though I don't know not everyone
gets that honor.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
I feel like it's cool, all right, we'll have the
roast of kailin tomorrow morning. Around that's every day around here, ye,
a roast of Kaylen. I actually will not be participating,
but well, but it's an honor, So why I'm not
roasting Kaylen? Absolutely not. I don't want to be in prison.
I don't want to die. I don't I don't want
a blow dart to the head from across the room.
(03:35):
I don't think I would like it. I mean, yeah,
I'd be more scared to roast you than you roast me.
I don't know. I also get roasted around here all
the time. I mean, I don't get mad about it.
I don't really care. I just I'm not going to
sign up for I'm not gonna be like, yes, let's
have a special where you crap on my family and
my kids that I don't have, and all my girlfriends
and whatever else, because that's that's them. You want to
tell jokes about me, you know, making balls less inflated
(03:58):
than that's fine.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Think it's harder to be a roaster than to be
the roasty because some of them jokes don't land. Some
of them like some of them just crickets. No one's responding,
or they're getting booed, or like there's just so mean
like you have. There's a certain way to roast someone
as well without being a jerk.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Yeah, I don't know, KI, would you sign up for
to get roasted? Yeah? Not now?
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Maybe later in life. Now am I star swinging? Like
after six jokes, I'm gonna be like, all right, now,
let's say ask from time because I don't appreciate the jokes,
so I'm too sensitive probably right now, but I can
see if I'm Tom Brady and then like I really
am thego and I am rich and I have everything
that I want in life.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Roast me, like, let's do it right. Maybe there's nothing
to like. Yeah, he's like, whatever, you can't hurt me.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Paulinus at the Constitution, by the way, in the text.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Tell Fred it's called being human all capital letters.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
What Fred, it's called being human humans human.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Roaster for fun. I don't know if Gazelle was laughing,
and I don't know that Gazelle. Why are we telling
jokes about Joe ry instructure? That's hilarious.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
I was going to tell you to tell all the
jokes about my ex wife.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
But that's my point. It's why he was with.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Her all day when she was married and now she's
banging it because it's stuff he can't say.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
He can't say any of that stuff, so let someone
else say it for you, Okay, So that it's mean spirited,
then I mean it's it's a rose like. I don't
I don't think he needed to do it. I don't
think you would never do you would never subject yourself
to a roast. I mean I probably would, because who cares,
Like I don't care. I just he doesn't need it.
I don't know. Plus again, if the joke's gonna be
(05:38):
about my mom and my sister and my nieces somehow,
or like how I'm a bad parents or whatever, No,
I guess I don't really need everyone to be reminded
of that. They're just jokes.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
It's comedy, Like this is the one space where you
should be able to say anything and it's just me
funny and not be offense.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
But you're making it sound like this has to happen,
Like it doesn't have to happen. You don't have to
do this. It's about money. Everyone's saying it's about money.
And the people who were roasting him they went to
the roast because and they wrote routines because then they
get talked about, right, So it's not that they necessarily
adore Tom Brady or think he's the greatest thing ever.
It's that they know that if they are funny, then
(06:15):
they're going to be talked about for a week. But
it's a publicity of an event for them.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
It's all jokes that me and you and everyone else
has said about Tom Brady for gap probuately, it's just
like he's human, he could accept these jokes too. Yeah,
but it's like I said, it's it's you have to
be someone of stature. Like there's been so many roasted.
I'm like, why are you roasting whatever?
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Who? What? Like, it's not funny, They're not relevant. Tom
Brady's still relevant. Not friends saying he wouldn't get mad
if he got roasted. Well, I'm also not going to
sign up for it for the same reason, Kiki, as
I can accept my own weakness, I don't. I don't.
I'm good. Yeah, trust me, no one roast himself more
than me. Privately, in my own head, I roast myself
(06:58):
the worst, worse than any if you can, every day
within myself. So no, I've already told the joke to myself,
right and even at the end, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
I didn't watch the roast, But normally they like Tom
Brady will get to speak and the roast back. You
know what I'm saying, I would correct people on their
jokes and be like that was I would have made
this funnier, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
I think he's too famous for it. But I can
see right right, Rob Low does it because no one's
talking about Rob Low, you know, so so go Rose
rob Low. I mean nothing wrong with the guy. Nobody
watch it, well, that's what I mean. But like that,
he's that's why he did it for his own publicity,
like Tom Brady. Aybody knows about Tom Brady. So I
don't know how many times can we say the goat
in ninety seconds? A lot of times, apparently,
Let me see if I have the quote from Jason
Kelsey about the roast. I think it was exactly something
that one of us I or somebody else said about it. Yeah,
here it is. So this is Travis and Jason Kelsey
talking about Tom Brady's roast. This is I feel the
exact same way about this. By the way, I don't
know why he did that. I don't know why he
agreed to that. I really don't why, well, here.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Would you subject yourself to a roast Tom Brady style?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Of course, that was unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
First off, I commend everybody because nobody seemed to get
like their feelings hurt.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
I just do not get the roasts.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
I don't understand why people do them.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Because it's comedy is good.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
It was star studded.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Chelza killed it. Jeff Ross rocks it every time.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
The best part about it was how many just iconic
NFL and celebrities just of immense stature that were there,
not to mention, just the entire Patriots dynasty showed up
for Tom.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
That was so cool man.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
That being said, I really don't get it. I don't
get why people do roast.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
I don't get why the.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Thing hah, my family's runs.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
It's so funny. Exactly, No, that's exactly what I thought.
I mean, they're just ripping on this guy. They're ripping
on his kids, they're ripping on his parenting, they're ripping
on his ex wife. All the girls'd he's dated, and
I'm just going, why you're Tom Brady bro, Like you
don't have to subject yourself to that.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
But he also got celebrated so much, Like even the
intro was like about how dope he was, Like I
was fired up and I'm not a Patriots or tom girl.
And then like to see all the people that came
out for just you, I would be so honored.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
He came out to be on TV, they came out
for the publicity. I mean it's he packed a room
like no one could.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
It's also like there's been so many ROAs in the past,
but like you have to have like a stature to
be wrote, you know what.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
I'm saying, Like Justin bieber One was good.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
He's all just like some like Rob Low, Like.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Yeah, you think Tom Brady doesn't know that? Do you
think he needs to have an event where they tell
him how much he sucks? Haha? In order for him
to feel like he's famous. I mean, he's the goat,
there's no doubt about it.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
But it's it's it's all jokes people have said for years,
so it's nothing new, like it's you know what I'm saying.
It's just it's a good time, it's hilarious, and they
all they all tell him how great he is at
the end.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Anyway, Yeah, I don't know. I don't think. I don't
think that guy wakes up with any down about how
great he was as an NFL player. And I'm sure
that translates into his personal life. I'm sure he believes
he's great at everything, but could you not that just.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
Means you're a good sport about it, Like if you
get mad at a roast, if someone's roasting you, then
you're not the right person.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
They're trying to show another side of him, like he
has a sense of humor, a personality, especially now he's
going to go into broadcasting, so it's like he can
take a joke everybody.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
He's just like us. He's cool, but really he's the ghost.
But it's not even it's not even whether he can
take it. Like I mean, I realized that Giselle signed
up for some of this too, but I guess they
had a rule in their relationship that they weren't they
didn't talk about stuff like that, and then basically, you know,
the roast of tom Brady became the roast of everybody
in tom Brady's life, and so I kind of got
to wonder, like, why why put yourself up to that
(02:56):
simply so that you can have to clean up the
met I mean, I guess you had to call jes
Olle and apologize to her for all the joke because
a lot of it was at her expense. And so
I guess I just wonder, like why, I mean that
you don't need the publicity. Everybody knows you're the best.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
It's like an honor, though I don't know not everyone
gets that honor.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
I feel like it's cool, all right, we'll have the
roast of kailin tomorrow morning. Around that's every day around here, ye,
a roast of Kaylen. I actually will not be participating,
but well, but it's an honor, So why I'm not
roasting Kaylen? Absolutely not. I don't want to be in prison.
I don't want to die. I don't I don't want
a blow dart to the head from across the room.
(03:35):
I don't think I would like it. I mean, yeah,
I'd be more scared to roast you than you roast me.
I don't know. I also get roasted around here all
the time. I mean, I don't get mad about it.
I don't really care. I just I'm not going to
sign up for I'm not gonna be like, yes, let's
have a special where you crap on my family and
my kids that I don't have, and all my girlfriends
and whatever else, because that's that's them. You want to
tell jokes about me, you know, making balls less inflated
(03:58):
than that's fine.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Think it's harder to be a roaster than to be
the roasty because some of them jokes don't land. Some
of them like some of them just crickets. No one's responding,
or they're getting booed, or like there's just so mean
like you have. There's a certain way to roast someone
as well without being a jerk.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Yeah, I don't know, KI, would you sign up for
to get roasted? Yeah? Not now?
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Maybe later in life. Now am I star swinging? Like
after six jokes, I'm gonna be like, all right, now,
let's say ask from time because I don't appreciate the jokes,
so I'm too sensitive probably right now, but I can
see if I'm Tom Brady and then like I really
am thego and I am rich and I have everything
that I want in life.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Roast me, like, let's do it right. Maybe there's nothing
to like. Yeah, he's like, whatever, you can't hurt me.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Paulinus at the Constitution, by the way, in the text.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Tell Fred it's called being human all capital letters.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
What Fred, it's called being human humans human.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Roaster for fun. I don't know if Gazelle was laughing,
and I don't know that Gazelle. Why are we telling
jokes about Joe ry instructure? That's hilarious.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
I was going to tell you to tell all the
jokes about my ex wife.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
But that's my point. It's why he was with.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Her all day when she was married and now she's
banging it because it's stuff he can't say.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
He can't say any of that stuff, so let someone
else say it for you, Okay, So that it's mean spirited,
then I mean it's it's a rose like. I don't
I don't think he needed to do it. I don't
think you would never do you would never subject yourself
to a roast. I mean I probably would, because who cares,
Like I don't care. I just he doesn't need it.
I don't know. Plus again, if the joke's gonna be
(05:38):
about my mom and my sister and my nieces somehow,
or like how I'm a bad parents or whatever, No,
I guess I don't really need everyone to be reminded
of that. They're just jokes.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
It's comedy, Like this is the one space where you
should be able to say anything and it's just me
funny and not be offense.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
But you're making it sound like this has to happen,
Like it doesn't have to happen. You don't have to
do this. It's about money. Everyone's saying it's about money.
And the people who were roasting him they went to
the roast because and they wrote routines because then they
get talked about, right, So it's not that they necessarily
adore Tom Brady or think he's the greatest thing ever.
It's that they know that if they are funny, then
(06:15):
they're going to be talked about for a week. But
it's a publicity of an event for them.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
It's all jokes that me and you and everyone else
has said about Tom Brady for gap probuately, it's just
like he's human, he could accept these jokes too. Yeah,
but it's like I said, it's it's you have to
be someone of stature. Like there's been so many roasted.
I'm like, why are you roasting whatever?
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Who? What? Like, it's not funny, They're not relevant. Tom
Brady's still relevant. Not friends saying he wouldn't get mad
if he got roasted. Well, I'm also not going to
sign up for it for the same reason, Kiki, as
I can accept my own weakness, I don't. I don't.
I'm good. Yeah, trust me, no one roast himself more
than me. Privately, in my own head, I roast myself
(06:58):
the worst, worse than any if you can, every day
within myself. So no, I've already told the joke to myself,
right and even at the end, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
I didn't watch the roast, But normally they like Tom
Brady will get to speak and the roast back. You
know what I'm saying, I would correct people on their
jokes and be like that was I would have made
this funnier, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
I think he's too famous for it. But I can
see right right, Rob Low does it because no one's
talking about Rob Low, you know, so so go Rose
rob Low. I mean nothing wrong with the guy. Nobody
watch it, well, that's what I mean. But like that,
he's that's why he did it for his own publicity,
like Tom Brady. Aybody knows about Tom Brady. So I
don't know how many times can we say the goat
in ninety seconds? A lot of times, apparently,
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