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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Ever been left to waiting by the phone. It's the
Fredshell Sean. Good morning, man, welcome to our show. I'd
love to hear all about your day, was Mia.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Yeah, so you know, the day with me was good, man.
I mean she she looked good. I mean she smelled good.
She smelled like a fruit tray from the grocery store. Man.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
I mean some people like that. Some people don't like
the fruity stuff of Hey.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Yeah, I like the way she looked to smell. Her
hair was nice, her eyes looked beautiful. It was it
was just a fun time. She looked good. We bowled
a little bit, uh you know, we we you know,
just ate popcorn. And I mean we just had a
good time and good conversation. And I really I really
liked her. I really did this chick, man, I really do.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
And so where are we now? Because you're calling us?
So she hasn't called you back.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Yeah, So I sent some text messages, you know what
I'm saying. I called her left messages and I'm just
not getting a response from her. And I just don't
I don't know why. Maybe maybe my cousin not going
through or something. But I really need to, you know,
I really need to get through to her, Man, because
I really had a good time. But I really liked it.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
And before the date, you send your email that it
took a few weeks for you guys to find a
time that was good for you guys to get together.
But before that, you know, there was a lot of communication, right,
I mean, there was a lot of texting, and you
guys talked on the phone. So so now she's going
silent after the date, which is bad.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Right right, Sea's going side and after the date, you
know we did it seemed like you know, you know,
you sent a text in the morning or throughout the
day while you work and everything, you know, maybe call
a little bit and talk and all that was happening,
and is just seeing like all that just cut off
after the date. I want to make sure everything is okay. Man.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Sean in maybe my favorite waiting by the phone of
all time in the Hall of Fame. Today it's already
been inducted, but here it is, guys enshrined. Hello, it's
just Mia. Well, good morning. My name is Fred. I'm
calling from the Friend Show in the morning radio show,
and I'm sorry to bother, but I do have to
tell you that we are on the radio right now,
and I would need your permission to continue with the call. So, okay,
(01:57):
if we chat for just a little bit, okay, cool,
I guess Okay, Okay, I understand it's a little weird,
but I'm actually calling to ask you about a guy
who you went out with, name Sean. Can we talk
about Sean?
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Okay, we can talk about Sean? Okay, all right.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Well, he says that you guys had a great day
bowling and all that stuff, and then he says you've
gone silent on him and you haven't responded to any
of his text messages and phone calls. I was just
curious that maybe you could tell us, so we could
tell him why.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
It was cool.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
You know, he seemed really nice. I gave him a
chance and everything, and ry the second time. Okay, totally
different news. Okay, you look different. He he I don't know.
Maybe I was drunk, I don't know, but he was
like thirty pounds better. Okay.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Well, because he told us that you guys met. He
told us that you guys met, and then it took
a little while for you guys to get back together.
So you're telling me in a period of a he
gained a bunch of weight.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
I don't know what, I don't know how, but it
was fat. Okay, he was not fat before and he's
fat now.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, Wait a minute.
How you gonna call You're just gonna say I'm fat? Yeah,
I'm on here. Miya looking look in the mirror. Yes,
let's look in the mirror. Okay, if you look in
the mirror too, you look in the mirror, you're looking
at me. I mean, how you go? We had a
good time, and I'm on a medication right now. You
know I hurt my back. I told that. I said
(03:31):
that to you to text message, but you don't respond
to you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
But you remember you may be gained a little bit away.
You're you're admitting that maybe.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Okay, yeah, I'm gonna have an He didn't have a
double ten.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
He's got the.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Deer.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Okay, it's like the nextest.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Okay, so you want to talk about you want to
talk about my chin and my beard, But hell, look
at you. I thought your hair in your eyes looked good.
You old mister potato head. Ass. Probably even even your
ass that you got, you probably got ass. And Jack Okay, you're.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Not even a gentleman. He doesn't even open the door
a minute.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
You called him fat though on the radio. I mean,
I'm not a German.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
I opened the door. Hell, you need to leave. Let
your weave open the door for your ass. Your weed,
Your weave is probably more chivalrous than my ass. What
you want to talk about me? You fat? No, you
look like you're pregnant. So like him no more.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
And day night and day.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Now you don't like because my weed, I want to
hit it. They ay want to be You don't like
pull your hair and you bar headed. I pull your
hair and happened in my hands. I might have thrown
your hair.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Two things for you, hundred slim ass.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Okay, yeah, I'm fast, swim fast in your mouth. Talk
at that. Let's talk that right here. Yeah, lose my number, lose.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
The weed's my number with the fat ass? Whatever the
hell is going out your mouth?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Right when?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
You like? You like fat meat?
Speaker 3 (05:05):
You gotta call me. Okay, you ain't got a call.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
I ain't gonna call you no more.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
We got it. So there's there's.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
No messages on your ass, all that bull.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
So you don't want me to set you up one
another day.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
No, man, I get my phone. Man, especially know mister
Potato has no figure ass. You know what I'm saying.
Her phone probably got cut off. No, don't sat there
with no more dates. I'll be all right, man,
Ever been left to waiting by the phone. It's the
Fredshell Sean. Good morning, man, welcome to our show. I'd
love to hear all about your day, was Mia.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Yeah, so you know, the day with me was good, man.
I mean she she looked good. I mean she smelled good.
She smelled like a fruit tray from the grocery store. Man.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
I mean some people like that. Some people don't like
the fruity stuff of Hey.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Yeah, I like the way she looked to smell. Her
hair was nice, her eyes looked beautiful. It was it
was just a fun time. She looked good. We bowled
a little bit, uh you know, we we you know,
just ate popcorn. And I mean we just had a
good time and good conversation. And I really I really
liked her. I really did this chick, man, I really do.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
And so where are we now? Because you're calling us?
So she hasn't called you back.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Yeah, So I sent some text messages, you know what
I'm saying. I called her left messages and I'm just
not getting a response from her. And I just don't
I don't know why. Maybe maybe my cousin not going
through or something. But I really need to, you know,
I really need to get through to her, Man, because
I really had a good time. But I really liked it.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
And before the date, you send your email that it
took a few weeks for you guys to find a
time that was good for you guys to get together.
But before that, you know, there was a lot of communication, right,
I mean, there was a lot of texting, and you
guys talked on the phone. So so now she's going
silent after the date, which is bad.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Right right, Sea's going side and after the date, you
know we did it seemed like you know, you know,
you sent a text in the morning or throughout the
day while you work and everything, you know, maybe call
a little bit and talk and all that was happening,
and is just seeing like all that just cut off
after the date. I want to make sure everything is okay. Man.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Sean in maybe my favorite waiting by the phone of
all time in the Hall of Fame. Today it's already
been inducted, but here it is, guys enshrined. Hello, it's
just Mia. Well, good morning. My name is Fred. I'm
calling from the Friend Show in the morning radio show,
and I'm sorry to bother, but I do have to
tell you that we are on the radio right now,
and I would need your permission to continue with the call. So, okay,
(01:57):
if we chat for just a little bit, okay, cool,
I guess Okay, Okay, I understand it's a little weird,
but I'm actually calling to ask you about a guy
who you went out with, name Sean. Can we talk
about Sean?
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Okay, we can talk about Sean? Okay, all right.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Well, he says that you guys had a great day
bowling and all that stuff, and then he says you've
gone silent on him and you haven't responded to any
of his text messages and phone calls. I was just
curious that maybe you could tell us, so we could
tell him why.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
It was cool.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
You know, he seemed really nice. I gave him a
chance and everything, and ry the second time. Okay, totally
different news. Okay, you look different. He he I don't know.
Maybe I was drunk, I don't know, but he was
like thirty pounds better. Okay.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Well, because he told us that you guys met. He
told us that you guys met, and then it took
a little while for you guys to get back together.
So you're telling me in a period of a he
gained a bunch of weight.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
I don't know what, I don't know how, but it
was fat. Okay, he was not fat before and he's
fat now.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, Wait a minute.
How you gonna call You're just gonna say I'm fat? Yeah,
I'm on here. Miya looking look in the mirror. Yes,
let's look in the mirror. Okay, if you look in
the mirror too, you look in the mirror, you're looking
at me. I mean, how you go? We had a
good time, and I'm on a medication right now. You
know I hurt my back. I told that. I said
(03:31):
that to you to text message, but you don't respond
to you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
But you remember you may be gained a little bit away.
You're you're admitting that maybe.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Okay, yeah, I'm gonna have an He didn't have a
double ten.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
He's got the.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Deer.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Okay, it's like the nextest.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Okay, so you want to talk about you want to
talk about my chin and my beard, But hell, look
at you. I thought your hair in your eyes looked good.
You old mister potato head. Ass. Probably even even your
ass that you got, you probably got ass. And Jack Okay, you're.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Not even a gentleman. He doesn't even open the door
a minute.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
You called him fat though on the radio. I mean,
I'm not a German.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
I opened the door. Hell, you need to leave. Let
your weave open the door for your ass. Your weed,
Your weave is probably more chivalrous than my ass. What
you want to talk about me? You fat? No, you
look like you're pregnant. So like him no more.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
And day night and day.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Now you don't like because my weed, I want to
hit it. They ay want to be You don't like
pull your hair and you bar headed. I pull your
hair and happened in my hands. I might have thrown
your hair.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Two things for you, hundred slim ass.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Okay, yeah, I'm fast, swim fast in your mouth. Talk
at that. Let's talk that right here. Yeah, lose my number, lose.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
The weed's my number with the fat ass? Whatever the
hell is going out your mouth?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Right when?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
You like? You like fat meat?
Speaker 3 (05:05):
You gotta call me. Okay, you ain't got a call.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
I ain't gonna call you no more.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
We got it. So there's there's.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
No messages on your ass, all that bull.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
So you don't want me to set you up one
another day.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
No, man, I get my phone. Man, especially know mister
Potato has no figure ass. You know what I'm saying.
Her phone probably got cut off. No, don't sat there
with no more dates. I'll be all right, man,
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