Waiting By The Phone (Fred's Version) The Poop And Run

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Ever been left waiting by the phone. It's the Fred
Show show. What are you doing?

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Very well? How about yourself?

Speaker 1 (00:10):
Very well?

Speaker 3 (00:11):
Thanks so much for calling waiting by the phone. Actually,
I don't know why I'm thinking you. We're doing this
for you. This is yeah, we're doing you a favor.
Never mind, thank us. Anyway, tell us about your David, Stephanie,
how you guys met and where you guys stand right now.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
Well, we were talking for a bit on bumble. We
went out for drinks that a little bit drunk, were
in the moment even even hooked up, which was awesome.
But it might have just been, you know, a kind
of a one night thing, because she hasn't responded to
any of my texts warmly or as a jumps on anything.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
Okay, And that you didn't want a one night thing
like you obviously you've reached out for to see her again.
You want to repeat at least, and you're not hearing.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Anything exactly exactly.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
Okay, all right, we let's see if we can figure
out what's going on. Good luck a right, Hello, Hi Stephanie, Hi,
good morning. My name is Fred. I'm calling from the
Fred Show in the morning radio show and I'm sorry
to about it, but I do have to tell you
that we are on the radio right now and I

(01:19):
would need your permission to continue with the call. Said, okay,
if we chat for just a little bit. Okay, thank you,
I'll get right to it. We're calling on behalf of
a guy named Joe reached out to us. As you
guys met on bumble went out, you had some drinks
and whatnot.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Do you remember this guy? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:35):
Okay, Well he reached out to us and said he
really enjoyed the date with you and was hoping to
see you again. But he's either been not getting a
response from you or a cold reception. Kind of wants
to know what's going on. See if he can, you know,
rectify it and set you guys, and we would set
you guys up on another date. Can you tell us
where you guys stand.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:57):
It's called waiting by the phone. He reached out to
us and told us about the day he likes you,
wants to see you again, and it's hoping we can
put you guys back together.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Probably not, so what happened? Is he? I mean?

Speaker 3 (02:08):
What why are you just not interested? Or did something
go on? Or did he say something or.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
I mean it's just like a oh gosh, yeah, I'm
sorry to put you on the spot.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
But you know, whatever you tell us will tell him
and then you know, if you don't want him to
call you anymore, he'll stop. And he asked for this,
by the way, so whatever.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
It is, okay, all right?

Speaker 2 (02:33):
He just.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Wait wait whoa, whoa? Wait what he did? What?

Speaker 3 (02:39):
Like are your like are you talking about like he
just it was a bad date, like he messages literally
are you being literal?

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Like I'm talking about like literally he did that, like
we we hooked up and then he like, you know,
I fell asleep after and then like I woke up
and there was in my bed? What you mean what
I forgot to mention that Joe is here? Joe? You
left that detail out. God, that's a key detail at

(03:11):
all of this.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Oh my god, it's not it's not a real detail.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
Wait, so it didn't happen happen?

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Oh my god? Wouldn't I know? Is like you know
it was my mi because like it would be in
my pants, not off my bed, right? Why why would
I just randomly and not remember? I mean, why would
you disappear after because you were embarrassed because I was
also drunk. I wasn't necessarily just embarrassed.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
So it happened, I could happen. It's possible.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
That's an important thing that you should have told us about,
because I don't think we would have had to even
call Stephanie for me to tell you why she's.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
Being No, I didn't.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
I barely knew that.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
Okay, Well all right, look, is there any way to
recover from this, Stephanie? I mean, did you like you
liked you enough to get with him? So everything was
fine until that little indiscretion.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Yeah, it was super gross, but then he's in my bed,
Like I mean, the date was fine, but like.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
You could have made an effort to like clean it up.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
It felt like it might have been more awkward to
do that in front of her.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
Any chance at a second date, Sephanie, would you any
chance we can move past this? No?

Speaker 1 (04:22):
Okay, Joe, I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
I guess no empathy for a drunkard.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
Yeah, that no, Stephanie, thanks for answering, Thanks for your time, Joe,
good luck all right, Thanks