Waiting By The Phone: Lactation

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
You've ever been left waiting by the phone. It's the
Fred Show. Hey, Nick, good morning, Welcome to the show.
How are you not bad?

Speaker 2 (00:10):
A little confused?

Speaker 1 (00:13):
We'll just get to it. Yeah, let's just get let's
just get to it, Nick, I mean well, I mean, yeah,
let's be efficient, let's not I don't want to do
my job today. What's going on in waiting by the
phone with this woman?

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Right?

Speaker 1 (00:25):
So, her name's Lately.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
I met her on Hinge and got to the point
where I could ask for her number, and I was
kind of quick to get a date on the books,
and well, we were like flirting a ton leading up
to it. It was feeling and looking real good, which
made me more pumped. Unfortunately, though, on the day of

(00:48):
the date, I reached out to confirm and nothing. She
never answered, And I'm scratching my head here. I don't
really have a clue as to why she canceled without
the date. Every even happen.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Yeah, so this was a situation where you guys never
even met. I mean like, there was a date planned
and and you were looking forward to it, but that
that didn't happen. It didn't know, so you got ghosted
before the date even like you, guys, I don't even
know how you can do that. Like, I mean, we've
heard about it every day. It happens every now and again.
But like you, what could you have possibly done that
made someone not want to even meet you? One time?

Speaker 2 (01:22):
I felt like the flirting and the rapport was like
really good. And then I don't even know if it's
called there's like a new word. It's not even ghosted.
I think there's a new word that needs to be invented.
It's like never happened. Well, no, like, I'm gonna let
you work on that. It's like a pre ghost situation almost,
but it doesn't really roll off the tongue as well. Nonetheless,

(01:43):
let's call this woman Lily, see if we can get
her on the phone and ask these questions for you,
and see if we can figure out why everything was
going well enough that you know, a date was on
the books and then all of a sudden.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Not yeah, okay, thank you, I'm gonna play one song,
will be right back next day. There. All right, let's
see what's going on in part two of Waiting by
the phone right after chat well, Ron, we'll do it
in two minutes. It's the Fred's show. Stay right here,
almost an hour of commercial pre Fred Show happening right now.
Good morning, Hey Nick, All right, welcome back. Let's call
it Lily. You guys, you were supposed to go on

(02:12):
a date you matched on the dating app hinge, and
yet for some reason, she canceled the date right before
it was supposed to happen. You've actually never met her,
and the date never happened, and it was never rescheduled,
and now she's ghosting you, and you want to know
what happened exactly. Okay, let's call her right now. Good luck, Nick,
Thank you, I'll need it.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Hi is this Lily? Yes, hey Lily, good morning. My
name is Fred. I'm calling from the Fred Show, the
Morning radio show, and I have to tell you that
we are on the radio right now and I would
need your permission to continue with the call. Can we
chat for just a couple of minutes? You can hang
up anytime? Sure? Okay. We're calling on behalf of a
guy named Nick. I guess you met him on one

(02:59):
of the dating as I believe it was, and you
had planned a date that you then canceled and now
you've you've disappeared. Just all that that all check out. Yeah,
so what happened, Like, what happened such that you matched
this guy and we're interested enough to plan a date
but then not go cancel it? Not going then ghost.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
It's gotten.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
Okay, I don't I don't really know how to phrase this.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
It's a little I don't know.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
I'm just a little embarrassed.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
No, no, don't be embarrassed. If anyone it sounds like
he should be embarrassed if anything, but I mean based
on if you're this flustered over it, then this must
be good.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
Yeah, he was just kind of into something I wasn't
super into.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Okay, do you tell how did you how was this revealed?
And what was the thing? Oh?

Speaker 3 (03:54):
Okay, you really gonna make me say this. Okay, So
we matched on Hinge and we were talking and I
don't know, okay, so the subject matter of this is
a little bit more.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
PG thirteen are rated.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
I guess if you want to know if you kind
of get my drift on what we were talking about,
I mean.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
I don't you can we talk about anything? So this
was I assume this was sexual in nature? Yes, okay,
and you're talking, you're chatting about this like because you'd
never met. So you're on the app and you're or
texting or whatever, and you're like, can't wait to go
to Chile's tomorrow night. By the way, I'm into this thing,
but apparently it's so embarrassing you can't say it. I mean, what, yeah, okay,

(04:46):
well what is it?

Speaker 2 (04:49):
Well?

Speaker 3 (04:49):
Okay, so, I mean, okay, I don't normally just go
straight to, you know, sexing somebody, but he was really hot,
and I'm just kind of going through a lot of
stuff right now, so I don't know, he's just really hot.
And so we were texting and we just kind of
got to like a vulnerable place where we were talking
about like what's like a fetish of yours or like whatever?

(05:13):
Oh God, okay, am I really going to say this
on the radio? Am I okay to say this on
the radio?

Speaker 1 (05:19):
I mean, I don't even know what you're going to say.
So you've for the last twenty minutes you've been telling
me you're about to say something. I love you, Lily,
but I've left. I'm already gone on the edge of
my seat. I went home already. I went home, had dinner,
came back. I mean, what is what is the thing?
What was so bad that you couldn't even meet him?

Speaker 3 (05:36):
Okay, well he it's it's kind of like a mommy
kink a little bit, okay, more so specific of like
breast milk.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
Oh, so this isn't like stepmom stuff. This is like
he's into uh lactation. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
And like if it was like tie you up, that's
one thing, even if it's feet, like, we can work
with that.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
But we can work with feet, we could work with it.
But what we cannot work with, what we cannot work
with is is that.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
And at first I just didn't really understand what he
was saying. And I was saying like, hey, well, you know,
like I don't have kids, I'm not breastfeeding, like I
don't have that to like get it right right, And
he was like super prepared and was like, no, that's
totally cool.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
There's like a bill you.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
Can take that would make you start lactating. No no, no,
no no no, okay yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
Yeah, And I was like, oh what, yeah, let me
bring Nick in. I forgot to mention that Nick is here.
I'm extremely forgetful about that Nick. What are we doing here?
What are we thinking? I mean, I don't mean to
kink shame. You know, you can fly your your your
freak flag as high as you want, but that is

(06:56):
a that is a little bit different, especially if we're
asking people then to take take some kind of a
medication to make it happen. Yeah, I kind of. I
guess they didn't really think this. I didn't know she
was going to bring up stuff like that. So hold on,
but what did you do? What did you think she

(07:17):
was going to say? Right, I don't know if I
want to keep I mean, don't be embarrassed about it.
I mean, everyone's got their thing. I don't want to
I don't want to make people feel bad about their thing.
But I think that you know that is you're asking
somebody that's not even she doesn't even have a kid,
she's not like currently doing that, so she would have to,
I don't know, do something medically to make it happen.

(07:38):
I mean, that is an evolved kink. I will say
that that is an advanced kink, that's on the advance.
That's an ap level extreme kink.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
Kind.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
Well, I'm trying not to make people feel bad about themselves.
It's fine. I got my answer, so I gotta go. Okay,
all right, Nick, Well, that's enough, Nick. I don't really
know exactly what he thought you were going to say.
I mean, normally I would say things were going so
well that you were sexting. I would say the point
where he said the thing and then you stop talking
to him, that's the thing. I would say, that's where

(08:07):
we're at. That would be Then that would have been
the turning point, right. I mean literally he said that
to you and then you were like, and you were gone, yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
And I guess, like, I don't know, maybe I don't know.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
I just kind of thought he figured that out. No, No,
I mean, the point of here is not to embarrassed people.
But I will say, if you said something crazy and
then you call up here and act dumb, right, and
then we called the person and they repeat the crazy thing,
then I mean, come on, like you kind of asked
for it. I wouldn't you agree. I don't think you
did anything wrong with Lily. We asked you why he
asked us to ask you, and you told us, yeah,

(08:43):
man tend to little dairy. You know, little dairy. I'm
glad that bullet. Yeah, I don't know. And that's a
whole other level too. We gotta like take medicine. It's
nothing to make it okay, we're not even I don't know.

Speaker 3 (08:54):
I just don't know why that that is like the kink,
you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (08:58):
Have you ever been around a lactating woman like we are?
We are rough when it comes down like to that area.
I mean, it is a lot going on. And then
when you're done, you got to drive up with some cabbage.
I've done that at work.

Speaker 3 (09:07):
You guys have seen me my cabbage.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
It's a whole process. I don't think it's sexy. I don't. Yeah,
well insane, Yeah, I don't know, but I guess we're
not gonna find out. So Lily, thank you for your honesty.
Nick is gone. So there's that. But uh, hey, we
appreciate you, you know, finally getting to it and now
we understand it. We know, and I something new every

(09:29):
day around here. Every pot has a lit I guess, yeah, right,
or every milk has d on it as well. Yeah,
how about a cow? Like what if we what if
we just going don't do that to the couns and
go milk the cow or something. It's gotta be a
healthy way to manifest this. I don't know. In fact,

(09:51):
I'm out of ideas. I gotta know, I gotta gotta go. Yeah,
I gotta get going, Lily, good luck to you. Caitlyn
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