Waiting by the Phone: Let's Do It In The Porta Potty!

Carly is confused why Stephen ditched her at Lollapalooza... Find out why she got ghosted!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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waiting by the phone? It's the Fred Show. Hey Carly,
good morning, welcome to the show. How are you again?

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Are you doing okay?

Speaker 1 (00:35):
What's going on with this guy? Stephan? Or is it Stefan?
How are we going with Stefan? It's Stefan? Okay, I
don't know Stefan. I mean that would be fabulous, but anyway,
it says Stefan. So you how did you meet Stephan?
Tell us about if it's Stefan, I might know what
the problem is. But anyway, how did you meet Stefan?

(00:56):
And tell us about any dates you've been on? And
then where things are?

Speaker 2 (00:59):
Now? Okay, so we met hinge so normal. We went
on one day so after he met, he asked me
if I wanted to go to one of the days
of Lollpalooza with him because he had an extra risk band,
and I was like, absolutely, yes, I would love to. Okay,
So we're having a really good time until I went

(01:22):
to the bathroom and I came out of the bath
room and he was just gone, Like he didn't answer
any of my Calder texts and he hasn't sold me
at all since then.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
So he's up, he's out, And I mean, huh, you
are you sure he laughtered you lose him because a
lot of Palooza is like it's a very big place.
You know, tens of people attend this thing every year,
and by tens, I meet hundreds of thousands. So is
there any way that you lost him in the crowd,
Like were you guys trying to watch Two Friends or
Sabrina Carpenter And then you know, I don't know, he

(01:54):
got mesmerized by the drones and you never saw him again.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
I mean, it's possible, but he didn't answer any of
my Calder texts and I called and dextit him a bunch.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Yeah, I mean, there's not a lot of cell phone
coverage there I found I'm trying to come up with
a reason why hopefully he didn't ditch you, But you're
saying that it looks like he ditched you.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Yeah, it does, and I'm just still a little confused.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
And when you look back on this really well, but
when you look back on like conversation and everything up
until that point, I mean, everything was cool. You guys
were getting long, fine, the conversation was good, no strange topics.
Means you are all questions that I ask every week
and people don't tell the truth. But I mean, just overall,
though you were feeling a good vibe, you're genuinely surprised
this guy ditched you at Ladapaluza, which is very end

(02:36):
cool by the way.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Yeah, definitely, I don't understand what happened. Like it was
going well for sure.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Okay, Well let's see if we can get this guy
Stefan on the phone. We're going to play a song, comeback.
We'll call him. You'll be on the phone to The
hope is that we can straighten this out and set
you guys up on another date and pay for it.
Sound good, Hey, Carly, All right, welcome back. You're right
over there, car I mean, energy's low. I know you're disappointed, right,
You're bummed because this guy, this guy Stephan. You went

(03:05):
to a lot of polluza with him, you met on
the dating app. You felt like everything went really well,
except he ditched you a lot of pelooza. You didn't
get lost in a crowd. You reached out to him,
he tried to get a hold of him, he didn't respond,
and you haven't heard from him since. I mean, you
could even argue that you got separated and he didn't
have any cell phone coverage, But then he could have
text you later and been like, oh my god, I'm

(03:25):
so sorry, But that didn't happen either.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
No, it's been nothing since then, and I'm pretty bummed
about it.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Yeah, I get that. Well, let's call him and figure
this out. Good luck, Carly.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
Thanks.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Hello, hi's is Stephan? Yeah, Hey, good morning, Stephan. My
name is Fred. I'm calling from the Fred' show of
the morning radio show, and I have to tell you
that we are on the radio right now and I
would need your permission to continue with the call. Can
we chat for just a second on the air. You
can hang up anytime?

Speaker 3 (04:00):
Yeah? Sure, what's going on?

Speaker 1 (04:02):
Well, thank you very much for calling on behalf of
a woman who says she met you on Hinge, the
dating app. Her name is Carly. You guys went to
a lot of Palooza. Do you remember Carly?

Speaker 3 (04:09):
I hope, yeah, I remember Carly?

Speaker 1 (04:13):
So what happened? Because we just spoke with her and she,
you know, said that she had met you on the
dating app and you matched and you chatted and you
agreed to go to a lot of plouza together and
you did and she felt like the vibe was good.
Everything was going great, and then you guys were separated,
and she hasn't heard from you since, so it would
look like you ditched her a lot of palooza, which
is not a very nice thing to do, all right,

(04:36):
if you really.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
Want to know, it's actually kind of gross. But I
can tell you.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
I really I think we all really really want to know, actually,
but I'm not sure if I do. But I do,
you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (04:47):
Yeah, No, you'll heal the sid after listen. We were
having a great time. It was super fun. And then
we went to the porta potty she needed to use it,
and she's inside. I'm waiting outside for her, and I
got a text from her that says come in here,
and so I was like, is everything okay? Like, I,

(05:07):
you know, thought maybe she's having a medical problem or something.
Turns out she wanted me to go into the porter
potty to hook up.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
Okay, absolutely not, absolutely not. But that's you know what
that right there, That is how you get yourself ditched.
A lot of palosa that right there, yes, right, or
some sort of some sort of rats that you don't
know what. That is the least sexy place on the planet.
And I assumed this was one of the nice ones, right,
even that's gross. But this wasn't like one of the

(05:39):
VIP air conditioned ones, right, This is like a poored
a potty.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
Yes, it's like a hole in the ground where all
the smells are coming out. Like I don't want to
I don't want to kiss someone. I don't even want
to use it myself, you know what I mean. I
avoid them at all costs, let alone to hook up with.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
I got to be on the verge of a bladder
explosion to do that. Yes, Like we have to be
in dire, dire circumstances in order for me to be there,
just to use the restroom.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
Exactly I think it. I mean, I am so so
turned off by it, like the opposite it is. It's disgusting,
to say the very least. And so I ran out
of there before she could even come out because I
was like, I don't know how to respond to someone
who thinks this is a good idea.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
So that may have been a little dramatic, but still
that is disgusting. And let me bring Krly and I
forgot to mention Carly is here. Carly. I'm all for
a little improvisational fun. You know, we find a nice
dark corner or a bush, you know, or I don't know,
hide behind a tree or something. I don't I don't know, but.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
I'm okay, let me get this rate. So you're mad because.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
A girl wanted to hook up with you?

Speaker 2 (06:47):
Is what I mean?

Speaker 1 (06:48):
In a potty Yeah, that's what you hear, Okay, pory,
really important detail. I am appalled. I can't I why
not rest? I mean, God, there was no better idea.
I mean you could have even can you leave and
go back? I don't know. There's gotta be there has

(07:10):
to be a better place, there has to be a
better way. I mean, that is a very disgusting place
in general, even to use it for what it's intended
in and out.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
It's honestly no fun, red flag for me. No fun?
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 1 (07:24):
I don't know fun. I don't want lysteria. I don't
know trying to think of whatever random disease you can
get from in there. No, no, no, no, no, no no, no.
Huh uh.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
I don't even want.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
You could even find me a new one, a clean one,
and I still don't want it to It's it's human,
it's hot in there. It's no.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
I don't want to look up in like a nice bathroom.
I truly not be any kind of bathroom where I
know what it is meant for a specific reason, and
that reason does not line up with the the reason
you were looking for. It's a real hard cast for me.
I think that's so gross, and I think you all
kind of agree with me.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
Yeah, Carly, I mean, why can't we can have a
little fun, a lot of blues made, we can chat
about a little bit, a little flirty conversation, and then
we go to a bed, you know, we go to
a place that's not an enclosed, essentially hole in the
ground that everyone in the entire festival p's and like,
I mean, come.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
On, all right, you know what, it's fine if he
doesn't want tomagine my freak.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
I you know what, I don't want to match you.
I don't think anyone here wants to match you a freak.
That's not one single person who wants to match a
freak usually.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
Do this one.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
I'm occasionally in this particular case that that's I'm not
trying to match your filth. I can smell it right now,
like I can taste it. Like I think that that
environment would cause my parts to retract into my body. Sahara, Yeah,
like I don't. I don't think there's any way I
could even perform under those circumstances. No, I cry. Yeah,

(08:58):
I've done a lot of things in my life, but like,
that's no, No, I don't think so, Carly, you need
to find a different freak.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
I think, yeah, would never be me Florox.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
Right up there. That's terrible advice from the ladies. Do
not do any of that, all right, Stefan, Look, I'll
ask the question, what if we set you guys up
in an environment where there is not a porter body.
We've got a nice restaurant hard path. Oh wow, we're
not even going to consider that, all right, Carly, Hey,
I I'm sorry it's not going to work out. I

(09:35):
hope that you find someone who can. I hope maybe
we we adjust the freak a little bit and then
somebody can match that freak, the one that's the adjusted freak. Yeah,
I'm not sure if we will. Okay, all right, good
luck to both of you guys,