Waiting by the Phone: Not Toliet Trained!

Kaylynn is confused why her date Derek won't call her back after a fun night out... Find out why she got ghosted!

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rates may apply. All thanks to Live Nation. Ever been
left waiting by the phone. It's the Fred Show. Hey Caitlyn,
good morning, welcome to the show. How are you, good morning?

Speaker 3 (00:34):
I'm okay, how are.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
You doin great? Trying to help you out there with
this guy Derek. So this is someone you met in
a bar a few weeks ago and then what happened?

Speaker 3 (00:44):
Yeah, so we hung out like the whole night when
we met in the bar. We even ended up back
at his place, and I don't know, like I really
don't know what happened. Like I thought we would have
been like dating by now, planning our wedding and our
future kids.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Like oh wow.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
So it was like that, like you you went on
this date and you could envision the future.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
Yeah, it was a great night. We spent the whole
entire night together.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
But you didn't tell him that, did you on the date?
Like I envisioned my entire future with you, Like you
didn't talk about the kids. You're going to have stuff
on the first date? Okay, all right? So you went
on this great date and you liked him obviously, and
you were hoping to see him again and see where
things went. But you haven't heard from him since the date,
and I have you reached out to him? Have you
texted or called him at all?

Speaker 3 (01:27):
I tried too, but like he's not responding, and I
just feel like it's really odd, like I don't know
what happened.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Well, as Tolina would say on waiting by the phone,
it's the tail so old as time, because you know,
you go out with somebody. Dating is tough. Everyone who's
dating right now knows that. And then you finally connect
with somebody and you're thinking, this is great, finally we
finally you know, all my hard work is paid off
and all the bad dates I've been on, and then
and then you go out with someone you like and
they don't call you back. So let's call this guy Derek,

(01:54):
you'll be on the phone at the same time. We'll
ask him questions and hopefully we can figure out what's
going on and set you guys up on another date
that we pay for it.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Sound good, hey, Kaylin? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:03):
And by the way, she spells a k A y
l y n n, which is one of the many
spellings of Caylin that I've seen over the past what
seven eight years, Kaylen? Yes, in addition to Caitlin and
Courtney and Steve and Bob and everything else, they call you.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Yeah, they called me Bob. I was going to ask,
so thank you for asking.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
How she's supposed to Yeah, yeah, she's Caitlin. Is a
K A E l I N for real? Then k
A y l y n anyway, I just wanted to
specify because you don't see that name every day. But
let's call this guy Derek. You met at a bar,
you went out, you had a great time. You were
hoping to see him again. Except he's ghosted you, it appears,
and you want to know why, right, Kayln?

Speaker 3 (02:38):
Yes, I need to know why.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
All right, let's call him now? Good luck? Hello, Hi
is this Derek? Hey Derek, good morning. My name is Fred.
I'm calling for the Fred's Show, the Morning radio Show.
And I do have to tell you that we are
on the radio right now, and I would need your
permission to continue with the call.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Can WI cheat for just a second on the show?
Would you mind? It was just like a gotcha thing
or something. I don't I.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Wouldn't say that necessarily doesn't have to be I got
youa thing, but I'm gonna take that as a yes.
So we're calling on behalf of someone named Kaylin, who
I guess you met recently.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
He went on a date. Do you remember her? Yeah? Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
And by the way, you can hang up anytime. If
you're uncomfortable, you can hang up anytime. But so she
called us and told us about you. I had a
lot of nice things to say about you and the date.
It was really optimistic about the future. Except for whatever reason,
she says, you're not calling her back, So what's up
with that?

Speaker 4 (03:39):
Yeah, she's just gross. I'm sorry. It was just a
really bad night and I don't know what she said,
but she, let's just say she got really drunk, really sloppy,
and she threw up all over me in my house
and like I was just it was a mess and honestly,
I had to pay for it. She didn't even awesome

(04:00):
she even off to pay for it. She was too
drunk for that. I sent her home on a cab.
I was just like, yeah, yeah, I'll talk to you later,
but I wasn't planning to ever heard.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
Talk or see her again. So she needs to learn.

Speaker 4 (04:14):
How to use a toilet and be properly toilet trained.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Oh wow, toilet trained, not on the floor.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
That's funny. I oh, oh kayln Kaylen, Derek. And there's
the gotchi part. Sorry about that. I just get into
these stories. I forget. I have two things. First of all, Derek,
about twenty minutes ago, you said, let's just say and
then you told the whole story. Nor only people wouldn't
let's just let's just say they abbreviate. But I'm glad
you told us everything. And the second thing is I've
been there. I've had someone throw up in my home

(04:46):
and then so so now I'm hungover going to the
store to buy the carpet cleaner, and now my homeover
as is trying to clean the nasty puke, and then
I don't feel good, and it's it's really growth and
it is really discussing to have to clean up somebody
else's we'll call it excrement or you know, like whatever
it comes out of their body. It's gross if you

(05:06):
know the person and love them. It's especially gross if
you don't.

Speaker 4 (05:10):
Yeah, I was turned off like from that right there.
I was just like, I'll never I never want to.
I'm not going to kiss you. She tried to kiss me,
and I'm just like that.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
Yeah, that's smooth, and the whole thing.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
It's very hard. It's very hard to Caitlin, what happened?
I mean, I obviously you got too drunk, but like,
why didn't How were you not able to make it
to the bathroom? Why are we trying to kiss him afterwards?
Like what are we doing here?

Speaker 3 (05:34):
You know, like it happened, It wasn't on purpose, Like
nobody wants to get sick, and like I helped clean
it up.

Speaker 4 (05:43):
You did not you you thought you did, but you're
too drunk to remember.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
I sent you home. You tried to.

Speaker 4 (05:48):
Clean it up by taking out a tissue in your
purseing heang, let me clean this up.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
See this is what you needed to do. What she
needed to do is uh attempt to clean it up?
As best you can all by yourself, and that well,
what you needed to do is get to the bathroom.
But that's okay, so you didn't. So then you got
to clean it up. And that what you gotta do
is the next day you got to send somebody over
there to clean it, you know what I mean, Like
you got to if you really like this guy and

(06:14):
that happens, and you know, unfortunate things happen.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
You got to go over the top to make this better.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
And it sounds like you just kind of did it
and then and then last and then wondered why he
and then tried to kiss him, and then wondered why
he didn't call you, like you got to fix it.

Speaker 3 (06:29):
I remember the tissue. I remember being on my hands
and knees like I would clean it up. I think something.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
You think I had somebody to throw up in my
bed once? That was a gross nice It's sad as
to that woman. She cleaned everything, like she she said,
get out of the bed, and then she like took
all the sheets and she'd like found my dryer and
wash and dryer, and she cleaned it and then she
uh offered to have somebody come over and then she
sent me a bunch of cleaning supplies and a and
a cookie basket.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
Did you ever see her again? Uh?

Speaker 2 (06:58):
Well yeah, but not in that capacity, so yeah no.
But anyway, I mean what I'm saying is I felt
bad for her the way that I would feel bad
for Kaylen and obviously for Derek. But like she went
over the top to make it right, like in a
very cute way because she felt bad. And that's the
part that I think you needed to do here, Kaylen,
if you really like this.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
Guy, I just feel like I tried my best for
what I had at the moment.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
Like next day, no drinks, Okay, there you go, So
how about that? How about that next date? No drinks?
Would you give her another chance? Because it sounded like
everything was going well? I mean she did wind it
back at your place in fairness, no, of course not.

Speaker 4 (07:36):
I'm sorry, Galen, but there's a no go.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
You know there's a no go.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
Okay, Gay, I tried.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
I don't think you did. I don't think you tried
hard enough for a guy that you really really wanted
to see again. But anyway, and now he's left with
this bad taste in his mouth, no pun intended, and
he's not going to forget it, so I feel bad
for you, but it's not going to work out. Guys,
thank you both for your time, best of luck out there, Sorr.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
I think guy