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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Ever been left waiting by the phone. It's the Fred Show. Hey, Karina,
good morning, welcome to the program. How are you, How
are you guys?
Speaker 2 (00:11):
John?
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Okay, it's waiting on the phone, of course, trying to
figure out why you may have been ghosted.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
So what's going on with this guy? Keith? Keith?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
I like matt On you know, the dating apps, as
one does. And we went out once. He took me
to dinner. We had like a really amazing time. But
he hasn't texted me yet. And I'm really like not
sure why because I thought it was, you know, like
the definition of a great first date.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
So you look back on this, you like, we had
a great time, good conversation, good chemistry, you retracted to him,
You felt like it was flowing the other way too,
like you were getting the vibe that he felt the
same way about you.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Absolutely, yeah okay.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
And yet you haven't heard from him. No, no, like hey,
did you have fun last night? Or thanks for last night,
or you know, no, like I don't know, text me
when you get home. Nothing like it's been radio silence
since this date. Yeah okay, all right, Well let's I'm
gonna play a song. We'll come back, we'll see if
we can get Keith on the phone. You'll be on
the phone as well, and we're gonna ask these questions
for you. We're gonna see if we can figure this out.
(01:12):
And the hope is that we can set you guys
up on another date that we pay for. Sound good,
Stay right there, Let's see what happens next. Part two
of Waiting by the Phone after this song on The
Fred Show. Good morning, It's the Fred Show. Part two
of Waiting by the Phone. Hey, Karina, huh, all right,
welcome back. Let's call this guy Keith. You met on
(01:32):
a dating app, you went on a date, you thought
the date was successful. You were hoping to hear from
this guy again. You expected to after the date to
schedule another date. Except he's ghosting you. He's not reached
out at all, he's not responding to you. There's just nothing,
and you want to know what happened. Yeah, okay, well
let's call him now. Good luck, Carina, Thank you. Hello.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Hi's is Keith, nah Keith? Hi, good morning. My name
is Fred.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
I'm calling from the Fred's Show, the Morning Radio Show,
and I have to tell you that we are on
the radio right now, and I would need your permission
to continue with the call, So okay if we chat
for a little bit on the show.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Oh well, okay, sure.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
No, thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
I know it's kind of startling, alarming, maybe concerning when
you get a call from a radio show like this,
But we're calling on behalf of a woman named Karina.
You guys met on one of the dating apps and
went out recently. Do you remember her? I hope, yeah
I do.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
She was a weirdo. Oh okay, weirdo. Why what happened?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Because just to give me some context, she reached out
to us, we talked to her.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
She said, Hey, I like this guy Keith. I was
hoping to see him.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Again, except you haven't tried to schedule anything else with here,
and now you're saying she's a weirdo, So why what happened?
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Well, so, like we went to get dinner, right and
then afterwards we went to go find another We were
like walking to go find another spot to drink at
and there was like this injured It was like his
leg was hurt, and she like got on her hands
and knees and like grabbed it and tried to help
it and was like kissing it and stuff.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
It was whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Okay, okay, yeah, I need a second. So, Keith, I
love a person who loves an animal. I really do.
And I appreciate somebody who maybe wanted to make sure
that this like wild animal didn't get further hurt or
I don't know, something like that.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
But she put her lips to the rat.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Yeah, I mean after that, I was like, I can't
do this.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
This is just too much.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
What let me bring Karina into that. I'm sorry, Keith,
I forgot to mention the Karina is here. I'm very forgetful,
and normally I would I would string this on a
little bit more. But no, we got to get right
to while you're kissing rats, Karina, which is not something
I thought I would say really kind of ever, but
I appreciate that you care about, you know, living creatures,
But I mean, rabies, whatever other things these what are
(03:57):
we doing?
Speaker 3 (03:58):
That's how you get I was just trying to help
the rat. It wasn't even really fully kissing it. I
was kind of trying to give it a bit of CPR.
It was not doing well, and I was just trying
to help it.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
You were performing CPR on a rat. I mean, yeah,
it's kind of sweet.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
As an animal lover, I don't want to I don't
want to clown this woman, But why are we kik
the face that you're making. But Kiki, it's a radio show,
so like the face, I can't describe, but I need
to understand what's happening in your head right now. This
Carina was trying to save the rats life by performing
life saving CPR.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Lie man, I'm just I'm like losing it. I mean,
it's like the rat whisperers think.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
We're doing chest compressions as well, because you got to
do both. I mean, come on, everybody knows like your.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Two fingers and you give them like little central compression.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Oh no, no, right, who told you that?
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Like?
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Who told you that?
Speaker 3 (04:54):
I just like watch animal videos and stuff online.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
I don't think I've ever seen somebody perform CPR are
on a rat. I don't.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
I really don't. Like, I don't know what video you're watching,
but I don't. I don't recommend that. I think there's
a lot of like rat born illnesses and diseases and
they're not necessarily the most sanitary. And look, I really
appreciate that you care about other living things. But if
I went on a date with a woman and she
got on the street and performed CP over there, right,
(05:28):
and then were you going to use that same mouth
to kiss him?
Speaker 3 (05:31):
I don't kiss on the first date.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
But now that right now, that would be Now that
is uncouth, Like we're not we're not with that. You
do not kiss a human on the first day, but
you will absolutely perform CPR on a rating.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Are totally different things, though, the.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Kiss of life.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
I don't know, it's kind of crazy that you put
your lips on a rat but not on me.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
No, No, she would never do that.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
I mean she doesn't know if you have anything.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Yeah, she's gonna need to see a help.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
But as far as the rats concerned, I again, like,
you know how much I love animals. I I don't
want to make fun of you for this, but that
is a crazy thing to do.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
Actually, yeah, Like if there was a bird or a puppy,
I mean it would still be like be careful because
they're wild, but maybe not wild, but like stray I
guess it's like.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Keith, I love a dog, but like I don't know
that I would just put my mouth on a dog's mouth.
Oh no, I would any dogs A stranger dog, yes,
stranger danger. Yeah. Well, I mean that's these I mean,
that's more feasible to me. But still I would help
the dog. I would get like assistance a VET or
something called authorities or I don't know what I would
(06:53):
call the authorities. But like I still I don't know.
I don't know why we're putting our mouthplaces like that,
and I put my mouth a lot of places, but like, you.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Know, he he's got to get a CPR. You know
what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Okay, all right, So Karina, this is like standard for you,
Like you don't even seem the least bit phased. This
is just like what you Have you done this with
other animals before?
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Have you done this with an opossum?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
No?
Speaker 3 (07:24):
I can't say or really have the chances in opassum,
But I mean do I walk around like looking for
analyts of CPR too? No, but you know I've done
it like once or twice before.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Oh my god, this is how the pandemic spread right here? Yes,
so what if the rat wasn't in trouble and it
was just out there. Would you still like, Oh, I'm
gonna I'm gonna pet this rat.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
I mean no, I think that would probably scare the rat.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
But putting your mouth on it, I mean it was
clearly God, I'm so torn here between this is absolutely
insane and your mother Teresa of rats. I don't know,
but like, all right, so Keith, I'll ask the question,
but I know the answer. Would you like to give
Karina another chance? Again? This is somewhere between really really
(08:10):
sweet and really really twisted and dangerous.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Yeah, it's a little too much for me.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
Like, I'm sorry, I'm just not interested in like the
rat whisper?
Speaker 1 (08:19):
What about a skunk, Karina, would you perform life saving
CBR on a skunk knowing that it will probably spray
you with skunk chewskuns.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
I don't know. I've never been in a situation hard
to say.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Whatever it is, it's a hard one. Yeah, it's a
tough one, Okay, Kiki, Okay.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
No, I'm not lady, lady, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Okay, So he's not interested, Karina. You sound like a
nice person. I don't recommend that. I think the CDC
says that's a bad idea, But I think the government,
I think the FBI, the CIA, I think they're all
united on this one. I think Yea NATO said absolutely.
I saw this about the Space Force. Everybody said, we're
(09:03):
not on that. But I think you're a nice person.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
I wish you well. Key, thank you for your time.
Ever been left waiting by the phone. It's the Fred Show. Hey, Karina,
good morning, welcome to the program. How are you, How
are you guys?
Speaker 2 (00:11):
John?
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Okay, it's waiting on the phone, of course, trying to
figure out why you may have been ghosted.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
So what's going on with this guy? Keith? Keith?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
I like matt On you know, the dating apps, as
one does. And we went out once. He took me
to dinner. We had like a really amazing time. But
he hasn't texted me yet. And I'm really like not
sure why because I thought it was, you know, like
the definition of a great first date.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
So you look back on this, you like, we had
a great time, good conversation, good chemistry, you retracted to him,
You felt like it was flowing the other way too,
like you were getting the vibe that he felt the
same way about you.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Absolutely, yeah okay.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
And yet you haven't heard from him. No, no, like hey,
did you have fun last night? Or thanks for last night,
or you know, no, like I don't know, text me
when you get home. Nothing like it's been radio silence
since this date. Yeah okay, all right, Well let's I'm
gonna play a song. We'll come back, we'll see if
we can get Keith on the phone. You'll be on
the phone as well, and we're gonna ask these questions
for you. We're gonna see if we can figure this out.
(01:12):
And the hope is that we can set you guys
up on another date that we pay for. Sound good,
Stay right there, Let's see what happens next. Part two
of Waiting by the Phone after this song on The
Fred Show. Good morning, It's the Fred Show. Part two
of Waiting by the Phone. Hey, Karina, huh, all right,
welcome back. Let's call this guy Keith. You met on
(01:32):
a dating app, you went on a date, you thought
the date was successful. You were hoping to hear from
this guy again. You expected to after the date to
schedule another date. Except he's ghosting you. He's not reached
out at all, he's not responding to you. There's just nothing,
and you want to know what happened. Yeah, okay, well
let's call him now. Good luck, Carina, Thank you. Hello.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Hi's is Keith, nah Keith? Hi, good morning. My name
is Fred.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
I'm calling from the Fred's Show, the Morning Radio Show,
and I have to tell you that we are on
the radio right now, and I would need your permission
to continue with the call, So okay if we chat
for a little bit on the show.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Oh well, okay, sure.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
No, thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
I know it's kind of startling, alarming, maybe concerning when
you get a call from a radio show like this,
But we're calling on behalf of a woman named Karina.
You guys met on one of the dating apps and
went out recently. Do you remember her? I hope, yeah
I do.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
She was a weirdo. Oh okay, weirdo. Why what happened?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Because just to give me some context, she reached out
to us, we talked to her.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
She said, Hey, I like this guy Keith. I was
hoping to see him.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Again, except you haven't tried to schedule anything else with here,
and now you're saying she's a weirdo, So why what happened?
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Well, so, like we went to get dinner, right and
then afterwards we went to go find another We were
like walking to go find another spot to drink at
and there was like this injured It was like his
leg was hurt, and she like got on her hands
and knees and like grabbed it and tried to help
it and was like kissing it and stuff.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
It was whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Okay, okay, yeah, I need a second. So, Keith, I
love a person who loves an animal. I really do.
And I appreciate somebody who maybe wanted to make sure
that this like wild animal didn't get further hurt or
I don't know, something like that.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
But she put her lips to the rat.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Yeah, I mean after that, I was like, I can't
do this.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
This is just too much.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
What let me bring Karina into that. I'm sorry, Keith,
I forgot to mention the Karina is here. I'm very forgetful,
and normally I would I would string this on a
little bit more. But no, we got to get right
to while you're kissing rats, Karina, which is not something
I thought I would say really kind of ever, but
I appreciate that you care about, you know, living creatures,
But I mean, rabies, whatever other things these what are
(03:57):
we doing?
Speaker 3 (03:58):
That's how you get I was just trying to help
the rat. It wasn't even really fully kissing it. I
was kind of trying to give it a bit of CPR.
It was not doing well, and I was just trying
to help it.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
You were performing CPR on a rat. I mean, yeah,
it's kind of sweet.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
As an animal lover, I don't want to I don't
want to clown this woman, But why are we kik
the face that you're making. But Kiki, it's a radio show,
so like the face, I can't describe, but I need
to understand what's happening in your head right now. This
Carina was trying to save the rats life by performing
life saving CPR.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Lie man, I'm just I'm like losing it. I mean,
it's like the rat whisperers think.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
We're doing chest compressions as well, because you got to
do both. I mean, come on, everybody knows like your.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Two fingers and you give them like little central compression.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Oh no, no, right, who told you that?
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Like?
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Who told you that?
Speaker 3 (04:54):
I just like watch animal videos and stuff online.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
I don't think I've ever seen somebody perform CPR are
on a rat. I don't.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
I really don't. Like, I don't know what video you're watching,
but I don't. I don't recommend that. I think there's
a lot of like rat born illnesses and diseases and
they're not necessarily the most sanitary. And look, I really
appreciate that you care about other living things. But if
I went on a date with a woman and she
got on the street and performed CP over there, right,
(05:28):
and then were you going to use that same mouth
to kiss him?
Speaker 3 (05:31):
I don't kiss on the first date.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
But now that right now, that would be Now that
is uncouth, Like we're not we're not with that. You
do not kiss a human on the first day, but
you will absolutely perform CPR on a rating.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Are totally different things, though, the.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Kiss of life.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
I don't know, it's kind of crazy that you put
your lips on a rat but not on me.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
No, No, she would never do that.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
I mean she doesn't know if you have anything.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Yeah, she's gonna need to see a help.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
But as far as the rats concerned, I again, like,
you know how much I love animals. I I don't
want to make fun of you for this, but that
is a crazy thing to do.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
Actually, yeah, Like if there was a bird or a puppy,
I mean it would still be like be careful because
they're wild, but maybe not wild, but like stray I
guess it's like.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Keith, I love a dog, but like I don't know
that I would just put my mouth on a dog's mouth.
Oh no, I would any dogs A stranger dog, yes,
stranger danger. Yeah. Well, I mean that's these I mean,
that's more feasible to me. But still I would help
the dog. I would get like assistance a VET or
something called authorities or I don't know what I would
(06:53):
call the authorities. But like I still I don't know.
I don't know why we're putting our mouthplaces like that,
and I put my mouth a lot of places, but like, you.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Know, he he's got to get a CPR. You know
what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Okay, all right, So Karina, this is like standard for you,
Like you don't even seem the least bit phased. This
is just like what you Have you done this with
other animals before?
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Have you done this with an opossum?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
No?
Speaker 3 (07:24):
I can't say or really have the chances in opassum,
But I mean do I walk around like looking for
analyts of CPR too? No, but you know I've done
it like once or twice before.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Oh my god, this is how the pandemic spread right here? Yes,
so what if the rat wasn't in trouble and it
was just out there. Would you still like, Oh, I'm
gonna I'm gonna pet this rat.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
I mean no, I think that would probably scare the rat.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
But putting your mouth on it, I mean it was
clearly God, I'm so torn here between this is absolutely
insane and your mother Teresa of rats. I don't know,
but like, all right, so Keith, I'll ask the question,
but I know the answer. Would you like to give
Karina another chance? Again? This is somewhere between really really
(08:10):
sweet and really really twisted and dangerous.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Yeah, it's a little too much for me.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
Like, I'm sorry, I'm just not interested in like the
rat whisper?
Speaker 1 (08:19):
What about a skunk, Karina, would you perform life saving
CBR on a skunk knowing that it will probably spray
you with skunk chewskuns.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
I don't know. I've never been in a situation hard
to say.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Whatever it is, it's a hard one. Yeah, it's a
tough one, Okay, Kiki, Okay.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
No, I'm not lady, lady, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Okay, So he's not interested, Karina. You sound like a
nice person. I don't recommend that. I think the CDC
says that's a bad idea, But I think the government,
I think the FBI, the CIA, I think they're all
united on this one. I think Yea NATO said absolutely.
I saw this about the Space Force. Everybody said, we're
(09:03):
not on that. But I think you're a nice person.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
I wish you well. Key, thank you for your time.
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