Waiting by the Phone: Spread Sheet!

Dylan is confused why his date Eva won't call him back after a fun night together... Find out why he got ghosted!

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Speaker 1 (00:40):
Ever been left waiting by the phone? It's the Fred Show, Dylan,
good morning, welcome to.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
The program, good morning, how are you very well? And
we're here to help, of course, in waiting by the phone.
That's what this really is is as a public service.
Quite frankly, I think we should probably get like psa
credit from the from the FCC for this we're trying
to you know, we're trying to put people back together,
you know, and I want to know what's going on

(01:07):
with this woman?

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Eva?

Speaker 3 (01:09):
Was it?

Speaker 1 (01:09):
He went out with Eva?

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Yeah? Eva?

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Okay, how did you meet?

Speaker 2 (01:13):
Tell us any dates that you've been on, and and
then what's going on now?

Speaker 4 (01:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:16):
Yeah, yeah, so we met on Hinge and uh, I'm
going to be like, straight up, I thought she was
smoking hot, you know, like a ten Okay, yeah, I
mean I'm quickly jumping on you know, messaging and getting
her number because you know how these apps work, everything
moves that fast.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
No, you do, like you really have to. You got
to get it going.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Like if if you're really trying to be competitive on
the app, you and somebody captures your eye, you've got
to assume there's like fifty other people to feel the
same way, and so you it feels aggressive, but it's
like boom, boom boom, what's going on? Give me your number,
what's going on a date? Let's do this?

Speaker 3 (01:53):
Yeah, just you gotta jump on it or if somebody
else is going to jump on it. Yeah. So I
was able to cure a date with her, and I
was so pumped, like super super excited, and we ended
up going to dinner and it was great. And then
afterward we hit a fun bar and you know, had
some more drinks there and everything, and she ended up

(02:14):
sleeping over, and you know, we poled around and I'm
trying to do it all again.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
But yeah, do that, man.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
So I'm not sure what happened. I don't know if
I did something.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Yeah, I mean, i'd be bummed too.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
You meet a ten and she's a ten in person,
and everything goes well enough that you have a sleepover
and you hook up and all of that, and you
can't get a hold of the person. That would be disappointing.
So let's see if we can get Eva on the phone. Well,
we'll ask her some questions for you. At some point.
You're welcome to jump in on the call and hopefully
we can straighten things out.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Dylan.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
Yeah, all right, welcome back. Let's call Eva. You met
on on a dating app, right, you met on He's
the dating app which is like bumble and tender and
the rest of them really same premise. And you thought
she was smoking hot that those were your words. You
met her in person. She lived up to that. The
date went great. You wind up going back to her
or was it your place or her place? You want

(03:06):
to hook it up?

Speaker 3 (03:07):
We went yeah, we went back to my place.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Okay, perfect, and this goes great, except now she's not
responding to anything, and you want to know what happened.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Let's call her now. Good luck?

Speaker 3 (03:16):
Dylan.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Hello, Hi is this Eva? Yeah speaking Eva? Good morning.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
My name is Fred. I'm calling from the Fred's show
Starry to Bother. I do have to tell you though,
that we are on the radio and I need your
permission to continue with this call. Can we chat for
just a second on the on the show?

Speaker 5 (03:40):
Okay, it's a little weird, but no, no.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
It definitely is. But thank you for your time. We're
calling on behalf of a guy who reached out to us.
His name is Dylan. Says he met you on Hinge,
the dating app, and that you guys, you went on
a date.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
You remember this guy?

Speaker 5 (03:54):
Yeah, no, I remember him.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Okay, So he described, you know, he was very attracted
to you, actually called you smoking hot. He says that
you know, when you guys met in person, there was
chemistry talked about how the date went, well, I guess
it was back to his place and some stuff happened.
He was vague about that, but nonetheless it sounds pretty good.
Now he's trying to figure out why you won't call
him back.

Speaker 5 (04:16):
Well, did he tell you he's a major douche because he.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
Did not volunteer that he was a major douche? Why
what did he do? What happened?

Speaker 5 (04:25):
Well, I mean what she said, it is all true,
Like we went out and hooked up, and you know,
I slept over and you know, all of that like
was no problem.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
It was.

Speaker 5 (04:34):
It was actually quite lovely. Otherwise I wouldn't have But
then the next morning it was awful. Well, so I
wake up right and I look over and I see
that Dylan was already awake and he's on his phone
and he's like going through some sort of spreadsheet and
I'm like, okay, and that's kind of weird. Maybe he

(04:54):
was working, you know, And I asked him and he
started laughing. He was like, no, no, no, no, no, the
that's how I organized my dating life.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
Oh wow, with a spreadsheet.

Speaker 4 (05:05):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (05:07):
I don't know, because you couldn't have.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
To do that, Like you can't update the spreadsheet a
little bit later on. Yeah, you got to get right
to it. I guess you don't want to forget any
any pertinent details.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
I guess I.

Speaker 5 (05:18):
Don't know, but it was so weird because it was
like this huge spreadsheet with every girl's name he's gone
on a date, with like personal information about them, like
where they went as well. And then I noticed there
was like specific color coding.

Speaker 4 (05:32):
And again he started laughing and told me that I
didn't want to know, and I'm like, no, I want
to know because I see that my name is Delighted
Red and come to find out, that's whether or not
he slept with.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
The woman or not, and very useful to remember. You know,
it's you got to you gotta remember these things. I
mean sometimes, you know, if you have an extensive body count,
you know, you get a long spreadsheet. Sometimes you can't
remember these kind of details. I guess, Wow, Dylan, let's
I was agot to mention that Dylan is here. I'm sorry, Dylan,
Let's talk about it, man. We had to. We had
to get right to the spreadsheet.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
Yeah, I mean, it's true I have a spreadsheet, But
like I feel like I'm kind of being judged a
little bit because at the end of the day, dating
dating me date is hard, it's just hard.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
You stay organized.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
King, Yeah, I want to be organized exactly.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
I mean, but if you do this, Look, people meet
people before it. We all have a pass, we've all
dated and done other things. But you don't that's like private.
You don't have to other people don't have to see
this still there. Yeah, that's what I'm saying, Like she
didn't need to see that there was this extensive list
that came before, or that she was even being tracked
in some way, you know what I mean, Like, that's

(06:50):
that's awkward, Like why couldn't you have waited until she left?

Speaker 3 (06:53):
I mean, you know, when I was updating it, she
was the fleet, and then it just kind of you know,
even woke up and she thought And I didn't want
to lie. I didn't want to be shady because you know,
she asked me if I was working. I wasn't working.
I was updating this and I thought I had time.
If I was hiding, man, I felt like that would
have been even worse.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
Now, would you have any problem with somebody finding this?
Like what if you are dating somebody seriously enough and
they use your computer as something and they discover do
you really want you know? Written documentation of evaluations of
everybody you've been with and dated and what you did
and didn't do and all that. I mean, is that
really somebody you went out there? Potentially?

Speaker 3 (07:29):
I would like to think that if I was dating
someone seriously as you're saying, then that spreadsheet would be
deleted and I wouldn't have it. I see, because you know,
this is keep myself organized to make sure that I'm
staying safe and membering and interesting.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
I mean, have you ever had a reference the spreadsheet
to make sure that like someone you met you hadn't
already been with you have to other?

Speaker 1 (07:51):
Do you put photographs in this thing? I mean, how
how detail are we talking about?

Speaker 3 (07:55):
There's no photographs, but you know I have not had
to reference.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
Yeah, I mean that's just a pro tip. I mean
was for this picture. I don't really blame you, Eva.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
Again, It's like some things are better left unsaid, Like
we can assume them and we know they exist, but
we don't have to we don't have to see it.
We don't have to see the inventory. Uh, And I
can feel like I can I can see how you
might feel, like like a commodity or a number or something.

Speaker 3 (08:23):
You know.

Speaker 5 (08:24):
Yeah, I mean, I definitely just felt like it, I
don't know, almost like it was gamified, like he was
trying to see how many I understand, like sure, being organized,
it's tough out there, whatever, right, but like I think
she kind of gets off looking at a spreadsheet.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
I'm good, all right. I don't really either. No second date, Dylan.
I'd recommend if you're going to keep these kind of
you know, detailed records, that maybe you do that in
your private time and not when the people are still
present in your home.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
Yeah, for next time.

Speaker 1 (08:59):
Okay, all right, good luck to both of you. Thank
you for your time.

Speaker 4 (09:02):
Take care, ye