Waiting By The Phone: The Flintstone Feet

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
He's ever been left waiting by the phone. It's the
Fredshell Halle, Good morning, welcome.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
So what's going on with this guy Travis?

Speaker 3 (00:11):
Why don't you explain, you know, sort of how you met,
tell us about your date or dates, and then what's
going on now and how we can help you.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
I met this guy Travis through a dating app, and
you know, after we had a couple of conversations, we
exchanged numbers and we started texting. And you know, he
has so many brownie points for me with creativity for dates.

Speaker 4 (00:33):
Like we went.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Drinking and we walked by.

Speaker 4 (00:35):
The river, and then he even took me to get pedicures,
which served drinks too. So we're just drinking and getting
our seat done and you know.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
It was fun, it was different.

Speaker 4 (00:44):
And then we hugged it bye and I never heard.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Back from him ever.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
That's not the worst date idea I've ever heard is
to go get like manicures, pedicures. You know, I don't know,
but once you got to know me, I think that's
a nice day. You go out and have some drinks.
You pay for that. That's a service that women pay
for and pay for it can be expensive.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
I think that's very generous.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
So that's what you guys did, and it all went great,
except you haven't heard from this dude since then. All right,
let's call him now, good luck. Hi is this Travis?

(01:24):
Hey Travis, good morning man. My name is Fredam call
from the Fred's Show, and I have to tell you
that we are on the radio right now and I
would need your permission to continue with the call. Can
we chat for a couple of minutes on the show?

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Okay, Well, thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Man.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
We're calling on behalf of a woman who says she
recently went out with you. Her name is Hallie. Do
you remember Halle?

Speaker 5 (01:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:47):
You remember Halle?

Speaker 3 (01:48):
All right, well, what what's up with the giggle and
the laugh? Because she reached out to you us and
says that she met you and liked you, and you
guys are going out recently and I was hoping to
see you again. But says she can't get a hold
of you. You're not responding to her, so can you
tell us why?

Speaker 5 (02:03):
I mean, listen, she was a really sweet girl. I mean,
she was actually beautiful. You know, we're going on a
date and I mean it's going good.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
But when I look down and I see her feet.

Speaker 5 (02:19):
I mean they're screaming, yeah, the double do.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
So she's been running like her car barefoot, running around
on the ground to get around.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Is that what you're saying?

Speaker 3 (02:31):
Like the two big stones her feet were? I mean,
what are we talking about? We're talking about like you know,
go see my friend actress Scalar pediatris, like like snaggle
feet or I mean, were they just dirty or long nails.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Or what are we talking about?

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Dude?

Speaker 5 (02:51):
We're talking like she never owned a pair of shoes
in her life.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Like she's just been walking like walking like Jesus the Lord. Wow?

Speaker 3 (03:04):
That really that bad? Or are you embellishing a little bit?
They were terrible?

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Man?

Speaker 5 (03:09):
You not walking with the Lord? But she was marching
with Martin Luther Kine.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
Okay, freedom.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
God, Wow, way to paint the picture there, Travis. Let
me bring Helle and I forgot to mention that Halle
with the nasty feats here, Halle?

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Do you are they that bad? Did you show up
to the day unprepared?

Speaker 2 (03:32):
No?

Speaker 4 (03:32):
I mean I don't really think my seat that bad.
I think you're kind oft.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
Are you one of these people? Are you into like
walking on hot stones? Like walking on fire at those
like conventions where empowerment conventions.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
Are you doing a lot of that kind of stuff?

Speaker 3 (03:46):
Are you?

Speaker 4 (03:46):
Uh no, my my feet are I mean, you know,
I played sports, so they're not the most beautiful. But
I mean it's that's the only thing wrong with me.
I think that's a pretty good deal, don't you think.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
I mean, Travis, are you a foot guy? Are you
into some foot stuff? Is that why they have to
be perfect? I mean, she she was going to get
a pedicure. I mean, there's a reason why you go.

Speaker 5 (04:07):
I mean, listen, my mama just told me. If you
look down at the girl's feet and she don't take
care of and she ain't gonna take care of.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
You, oh I would I guess I would think if
you have nasty feet and like nails and fingernails and stuff,
I might wonder how much because you can see that, Yes,
I might wonder how much attention we're paying to other
hygienic matters, you know what I mean? Like, are you
really like taking care of everything and forgetting about your

(04:35):
hands and feet?

Speaker 1 (04:36):
You know what I mean? I might worry about that
a little bit. How ugly feet though you're born with them?
Sometimes Yeah, well that could be. Yeah, you said she
was beautiful everywhere else.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
Yeah, there you go, so just don't look down. Yeah,
make socks. I mean it's fine. Yeah, keep the socks
on me too.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
Cut through the socks. No, no, I mean beautiful. You
are beautiful at no offense, You're beautiful.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
Come on, all right, Hallie, look, I'm sorry that is
not We're just having a fun with this. But would
you consider Travis? I mean you, she got the pedicure,
so now we should I mean, are we better now?

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Okay, she's better now? Travis?

Speaker 3 (05:32):
You I guess you're not better now after the pedicure
didn't do anything for you? Okay, So yeah, I don't know.
This isn't going to be a match either way. So Hallie, Travis,
thank you for your time. Best of luck to both
of you.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
Fred I have an idea. Wait, what's the idea?

Speaker 3 (05:48):
So? I mean he's not interested, clearly, but what if
we send her, like, use the budget that we would
for the date, or ask our friends at foot first
if they will hook her up a little bit?

Speaker 1 (05:57):
Fix your feet? Yeah, beautiful, beautifully.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
I mean I don't Helle you have I kind of
feel like we're validating that she has nasty ass feet.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
I don't know, Halle, you want another pedicure, we'll send you,
I mean, or a full foot for you.

Speaker 4 (06:17):
I'm not opposed to it, like I would love to help.

Speaker 3 (06:21):
All Right, Well we'll line that up. And that's a
very thoughtful thing, Calen. I wasn't gonna validate Travis. But Travis,
how about after she has full foot plastic surgery, then
would you consider it? No, I don't call him another man.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
He was honest.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
And if she gets her feet fixed, you're too honest.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
You're gonna love me with my flaws. Hello, busted feet
and all.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
To put that on a pillows, Best of luck to
both of you, Okay,