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Speaker 1 (00:01):
I've ever been left waiting by the phone. It's the
Fred Show. Hey Caitlen, good morning, Welcome to the show.
How are you good morning?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
I'm okay, how are.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
You doing great? Trying to help you out though with
this guy Derek. So this is someone you met in
a bar a few weeks ago, and then what happened?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Now, So we hung out like the whole night when
we met in the bar. We even ended up back
at his place, and I don't know, like I really
don't know what happened. Like I thought we would have
been like dating by now, planning our wedding and our
future kids.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Like oh wow, So it was like that, like you
you went on this date and you could envision the future.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Yeah, it was a great night. We spent the whole
entire night together.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
But you didn't tell him that, did you? On the date?
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Like I envisioned my entire future with you, Like you
didn't talk about the kids. You're gonna have stuff on
the first date. Because I can, we can, we can
stop this right now, I can. I can tell you
what happened. Okay, I didn't tell him that? Okay, all right,
So you went on this great date and you liked
him obviously, and you were hoping to see him again
and see where things went. But you haven't heard from
(01:08):
him since the date, and I have you reached out
to him? Have you texted or called him at all?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
I've tied too, but like he's not responding, and I
just feel like it's really odd, like I don't know
what happened.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Well, as Paulina would say on Waiting by the Phone,
it's the tail so old as time, because you know,
you go out with somebody. Dating is tough. Everyone who's
dating right now knows that. And then you finally connect
with somebody and you're thinking, this is great, finally we
finally you know, all my hard work is paid off
and all the bad dates I've been on, and then
and then you go out with someone you like and
they don't call you back. So let's let's call this
(01:39):
guy Derek. You'll be on the phone at the same time.
We'll ask some questions and hopefully we can figure out
what's going on and set you guys up on another.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Date that we pay for. Sound good gounds great, Let's
see what's going on?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Part two of Waiting on the Phone Right after Sabrina Carpenter.
Two minutes from now, we'll do it. The Fred Show's on.
Don't move, Sabrina Carpenter, It's the Fred Show.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Good morning, Hey, Kaylin.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Yeah, and by the way, she spells a k y
l y n, which is one of the many spellings
of Caylin that I've seen over the past what seven
eight years?
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Caylen.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Yes, in addition to Caitlin and Courtney and Steve and
Bob and everything else, they call you, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
They call me Bob. I was going to ask, so
thank you for asking.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
How she's supposed to Yeah, yeah, she's Caitlin. Is a
k a e l i n for real? But then
but then that's k A y l y n. Anyway.
I just wanted to specify because you don't see that
name every day. But let's call this guy Derek. You
met at a bar, you went out, you had a
great time. You were hoping to see him again. Except
he's ghosted you, it appears, and you want to know why, right.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Kayln, Yes, I need to know why. All right, let's
call him now? Good luck?
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Hello, Hi is this Derek? Hey Derek, good morning. My
name is Fred. I'm calling from The Fred's Show. The
morning radio show, And I do have to tell you
that we are on the radio right now, and I
would need your permission to continue with the call. Can
which that for just a second on the show? Would
you mind?
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Ah, it's just like a gotcha thing or something.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
I don't I wouldn't say that necessarily, doesn't doesn't have
to be I got you a thing. But I'm gonna
take that as a yes. So we're calling on behalf
of someone named Kaylin, who I guess you met recently.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
He went on a date. Do you remember her?
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
And by the way, you can hang up any time.
If you're uncomfortable, you can hang up any time. But
so she called us and told us about you. I
had a lot of nice things to say about you
and the date. It was really optimistic about the future.
Except for whatever reason, she says, you're not calling her back,
So what's up with that?
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Yeah, she's just gross.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
It was just a really bad night and I don't
know what she said, but she, let's just say she
got really drunk, really sloppy, and she threw up all
over me in my house, and like I I was
just it was a mess and honestly, I had to
pay for it. She ain't even awesome. She didn't even
offer to.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Pay for it. She was too drunk for that. I
sent her home on a cab.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
I was just like, yeah, yeah, I'll talk to you later,
but I wasn't planning to.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Ever talk or see her again.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
So she needs to learn how to use a toilet
and be properly toilet trained.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Oh wow, toilet trained, not on the floor. That's funny. Hello.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Oh oh, well, there's Kaylin Kayln. Derek, there's the gotchi part.
Sorry about that. I'm very forgetful. I just get into
these stories. I forget. I have two things. First of all, Derek,
about twenty minutes ago, you said, let's just say and
then you told the whole story. Nor only people would
it's just let's just say. They abbreviate. But I'm glad
you told us everything. And the second thing is I've
been there. I've had someone throw up in my home
(04:45):
and then so so now I'm hungover going to the
store to buy the carpet cleaner, and now my homeover
ass is trying to clean the nasty puke, and then
I don't feel good, and it's it's really growth, and
it is really discussing to have to clean up somebody
else's we'll call excrement or you know, like whatever it
comes out of their body. It's gross if you know
(05:05):
the person in love them. It's especially gross if you don't.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
Yeah, I was turned off like from that right there.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
I was just like, I'll never I never want to.
I'm not going to kiss you. She tried to kiss me,
and I'm.
Speaker 6 (05:18):
Just like yeah, okay, yeah, that's.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
It's very hard. It's very hard to caln what happened.
I mean, obviously you got too drunk, but like why
didn't how were you not able to make it to
the bathroom? Why are we trying kiss him afterwards? Like
what are we doing here?
Speaker 2 (05:35):
You know, like it happens, It wasn't on purpose, Like
nobody wants to get sick, and like I helped clean
it up.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
You did not you you thought you did, but you're
too drunk to remember. I sent you home.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
You tried to clean it up by taking out a
tissue in your purse saying, dang, let me clean this up.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
And I'm like, really, see a little bit.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Oh oh girl, this is what you needed to do,
what you needed to do is uh attempt to clean
it up as best you can all by yourself, and
that well, what you needed to do is get to
the bathroom. But that's okay, so you didn't, So then
you got to clean it up. And that what you
gotta do is the next day you got to send
somebody over there to clean it, you know what I mean,
Like you gotta if you really like this guy and
(06:20):
that happens, and you know, unfortunate things happen.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
You got to go over the top to make this better.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
And it sounds like you just kind of did it
and then and then last and then wonder why he
and then tried to kiss him, and then wondered why
he didn't call you, Like you got to fix it.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
I remember the tissue. I remember being on my hands
and knees like I would clean it up.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
I think something.
Speaker 6 (06:41):
You think they were just smeared it in the carpet. Girl,
what did you I had somebody to throw up in
my bed once that was gros didn't she cover it
with a pillow?
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:52):
I tried to cover it with a pillow like it
never had like I wasn't gonna find it, like like
like I was just gonna never know that happened to match.
But in fairness, it's fairness to that woman. She cleaned everything,
like she said, get out of bed, and then she
like took all the sheets and she'd like found my
dryer and washed and dryer and she cleaned it. And
then she offered to have somebody come over, and then
(07:13):
she sent me a bunch of cleaning supplies and a
cookie basket.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Did you ever see her again?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Well yeah, but not a net capacity, so yeah no.
But anyway, I mean what I'm saying is I felt
bad for her the way that I would feel bad
for Kaylin and obviously for Derek. But like she went
over the top to make it right, like in a
very cute way because she felt bad. And that's the
part that I think you needed to do here, Kaylen,
if you really like this guy.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
I just feel like I tried my best for what
I had at the moment.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Like next day, no drinks.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Okay, there you go, So how about that? How about
that next date? No drinks? Would you give her another chance?
Because it sounded like everything was going well. I mean
she did wind up back at your place. In fairness, yeah, don't.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
Do it, No of course not.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
I'm sorry, Galen, but there's a no go.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
You know there's a no go.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Okay, you know there's a no go.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
I tried.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
I don't think you did.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
I think that's part of the problem is I don't
think you tried hard enough for a guy that you
really really wanted to see again. But anyway, and now
he's left with this bad taste in his mouth, no
pun intended, and he's not going to forget it. So
I feel bad for you, but it's not going to
work out. Guys. Thank you both for your time. Best
of luck out there, all right, Thanks guys. Caitlin's up
next to the Entertainment Report. In two minutes time Breaker
(08:34):
would showby Shelley for nine hundred bucks.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Sidney will be here next as well.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Maybe
I've ever been left waiting by the phone. It's the
Fred Show. Hey Caitlen, good morning, Welcome to the show.
How are you good morning?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
I'm okay, how are.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
You doing great? Trying to help you out though with
this guy Derek. So this is someone you met in
a bar a few weeks ago, and then what happened?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Now, So we hung out like the whole night when
we met in the bar. We even ended up back
at his place, and I don't know, like I really
don't know what happened. Like I thought we would have
been like dating by now, planning our wedding and our
future kids.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Like oh wow, So it was like that, like you
you went on this date and you could envision the future.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Yeah, it was a great night. We spent the whole
entire night together.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
But you didn't tell him that, did you? On the date?
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Like I envisioned my entire future with you, Like you
didn't talk about the kids. You're gonna have stuff on
the first date. Because I can, we can, we can
stop this right now, I can. I can tell you
what happened. Okay, I didn't tell him that? Okay, all right,
So you went on this great date and you liked
him obviously, and you were hoping to see him again
and see where things went. But you haven't heard from
(01:08):
him since the date, and I have you reached out
to him? Have you texted or called him at all?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
I've tied too, but like he's not responding, and I
just feel like it's really odd, like I don't know
what happened.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Well, as Paulina would say on Waiting by the Phone,
it's the tail so old as time, because you know,
you go out with somebody. Dating is tough. Everyone who's
dating right now knows that. And then you finally connect
with somebody and you're thinking, this is great, finally we
finally you know, all my hard work is paid off
and all the bad dates I've been on, and then
and then you go out with someone you like and
they don't call you back. So let's let's call this
(01:39):
guy Derek. You'll be on the phone at the same time.
We'll ask some questions and hopefully we can figure out
what's going on and set you guys up on another.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Date that we pay for. Sound good gounds great, Let's
see what's going on?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Part two of Waiting on the Phone Right after Sabrina Carpenter.
Two minutes from now, we'll do it. The Fred Show's on.
Don't move, Sabrina Carpenter, It's the Fred Show.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Good morning, Hey, Kaylin.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Yeah, and by the way, she spells a k y
l y n, which is one of the many spellings
of Caylin that I've seen over the past what seven
eight years?
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Caylen.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Yes, in addition to Caitlin and Courtney and Steve and
Bob and everything else, they call you, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
They call me Bob. I was going to ask, so
thank you for asking.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
How she's supposed to Yeah, yeah, she's Caitlin. Is a
k a e l i n for real? But then
but then that's k A y l y n. Anyway.
I just wanted to specify because you don't see that
name every day. But let's call this guy Derek. You
met at a bar, you went out, you had a
great time. You were hoping to see him again. Except
he's ghosted you, it appears, and you want to know why, right.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Kayln, Yes, I need to know why. All right, let's
call him now? Good luck?
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Hello, Hi is this Derek? Hey Derek, good morning. My
name is Fred. I'm calling from The Fred's Show. The
morning radio show, And I do have to tell you
that we are on the radio right now, and I
would need your permission to continue with the call. Can
which that for just a second on the show? Would
you mind?
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Ah, it's just like a gotcha thing or something.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
I don't I wouldn't say that necessarily, doesn't doesn't have
to be I got you a thing. But I'm gonna
take that as a yes. So we're calling on behalf
of someone named Kaylin, who I guess you met recently.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
He went on a date. Do you remember her?
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
And by the way, you can hang up any time.
If you're uncomfortable, you can hang up any time. But
so she called us and told us about you. I
had a lot of nice things to say about you
and the date. It was really optimistic about the future.
Except for whatever reason, she says, you're not calling her back,
So what's up with that?
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Yeah, she's just gross.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
It was just a really bad night and I don't
know what she said, but she, let's just say she
got really drunk, really sloppy, and she threw up all
over me in my house, and like I I was
just it was a mess and honestly, I had to
pay for it. She ain't even awesome. She didn't even
offer to.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Pay for it. She was too drunk for that. I
sent her home on a cab.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
I was just like, yeah, yeah, I'll talk to you later,
but I wasn't planning to.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Ever talk or see her again.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
So she needs to learn how to use a toilet
and be properly toilet trained.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Oh wow, toilet trained, not on the floor. That's funny. Hello.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Oh oh, well, there's Kaylin Kayln. Derek, there's the gotchi part.
Sorry about that. I'm very forgetful. I just get into
these stories. I forget. I have two things. First of all, Derek,
about twenty minutes ago, you said, let's just say and
then you told the whole story. Nor only people would
it's just let's just say. They abbreviate. But I'm glad
you told us everything. And the second thing is I've
been there. I've had someone throw up in my home
(04:45):
and then so so now I'm hungover going to the
store to buy the carpet cleaner, and now my homeover
ass is trying to clean the nasty puke, and then
I don't feel good, and it's it's really growth, and
it is really discussing to have to clean up somebody
else's we'll call excrement or you know, like whatever it
comes out of their body. It's gross if you know
(05:05):
the person in love them. It's especially gross if you don't.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
Yeah, I was turned off like from that right there.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
I was just like, I'll never I never want to.
I'm not going to kiss you. She tried to kiss me,
and I'm.
Speaker 6 (05:18):
Just like yeah, okay, yeah, that's.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
It's very hard. It's very hard to caln what happened.
I mean, obviously you got too drunk, but like why
didn't how were you not able to make it to
the bathroom? Why are we trying kiss him afterwards? Like
what are we doing here?
Speaker 2 (05:35):
You know, like it happens, It wasn't on purpose, Like
nobody wants to get sick, and like I helped clean
it up.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
You did not you you thought you did, but you're
too drunk to remember. I sent you home.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
You tried to clean it up by taking out a
tissue in your purse saying, dang, let me clean this up.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
And I'm like, really, see a little bit.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Oh oh girl, this is what you needed to do,
what you needed to do is uh attempt to clean
it up as best you can all by yourself, and
that well, what you needed to do is get to
the bathroom. But that's okay, so you didn't, So then
you got to clean it up. And that what you
gotta do is the next day you got to send
somebody over there to clean it, you know what I mean,
Like you gotta if you really like this guy and
(06:20):
that happens, and you know, unfortunate things happen.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
You got to go over the top to make this better.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
And it sounds like you just kind of did it
and then and then last and then wonder why he
and then tried to kiss him, and then wondered why
he didn't call you, Like you got to fix it.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
I remember the tissue. I remember being on my hands
and knees like I would clean it up.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
I think something.
Speaker 6 (06:41):
You think they were just smeared it in the carpet. Girl,
what did you I had somebody to throw up in
my bed once that was gros didn't she cover it
with a pillow?
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:52):
I tried to cover it with a pillow like it
never had like I wasn't gonna find it, like like
like I was just gonna never know that happened to match.
But in fairness, it's fairness to that woman. She cleaned everything,
like she said, get out of bed, and then she
like took all the sheets and she'd like found my
dryer and washed and dryer and she cleaned it. And
then she offered to have somebody come over, and then
(07:13):
she sent me a bunch of cleaning supplies and a
cookie basket.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Did you ever see her again?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Well yeah, but not a net capacity, so yeah no.
But anyway, I mean what I'm saying is I felt
bad for her the way that I would feel bad
for Kaylin and obviously for Derek. But like she went
over the top to make it right, like in a
very cute way because she felt bad. And that's the
part that I think you needed to do here, Kaylen,
if you really like this guy.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
I just feel like I tried my best for what
I had at the moment.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Like next day, no drinks.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Okay, there you go, So how about that? How about
that next date? No drinks? Would you give her another chance?
Because it sounded like everything was going well. I mean
she did wind up back at your place. In fairness, yeah, don't.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
Do it, No of course not.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
I'm sorry, Galen, but there's a no go.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
You know there's a no go.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Okay, you know there's a no go.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
I tried.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
I don't think you did.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
I think that's part of the problem is I don't
think you tried hard enough for a guy that you
really really wanted to see again. But anyway, and now
he's left with this bad taste in his mouth, no
pun intended, and he's not going to forget it. So
I feel bad for you, but it's not going to
work out. Guys. Thank you both for your time. Best
of luck out there, all right, Thanks guys. Caitlin's up
next to the Entertainment Report. In two minutes time Breaker
(08:34):
would showby Shelley for nine hundred bucks.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Sidney will be here next as well.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Maybe
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