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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You know what, I'm going to do the introductions, the
starting lineup introductions in another order today because Paulina's back.
Everyone I got I'm going to mess that up for
a while. I haven't pushed that button in six weeks. Facts,
we'll mess that up. Push the button, Push the Buttona's back.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Everyone put me in, coach, Thank you you're in.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Paulina. Did your key card work? Or do we have
to let you in?
Speaker 3 (00:31):
It works? I was stressed. I'm texting Jason. We got
a plan.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
We had a plan of motion just in case, just
in case it didn't work. I'm like, how am I
gonna get upstairs and the radio?
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Yeah? No, how were you going to? Right? I don't know.
It was not like the other six of us could
have let you in.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Hey, now, we want to make sure that I do
it the way we're supposed to do it around here.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
I want to walk right back. You've been like, who
who is? Yeah? I don't know exactly.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
I've heard the stories in the security and the trying to.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Oh damn, we forgot toquire her. That's the throwback to
my first Yeah, my debut and radio. Oh, we forgot
to fire the guy. Right, you're on, Tell him to
call us, Tell him to go in the parking lot,
call us while we turn his keeek card off. Rubo,
(01:21):
good morning, Good morning, Jason Brown, Hi, Caitlin, Hike, Shelby,
Jelly Interned, Vena, Mea, Benjamin. Everybody's here, Pauline is back.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Oh my gosh, can.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
You take your fat home? Fat head home with you?
Can you take your fat home with you? Can you
take your fat head home? That's hard to say. I'm
not calling Paulina.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Feed that I put here in my seats.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
She sent a fat head in It's like three feet
Paulina's face that we were supposed to put in her
chair while she was gone, so we wouldn't forget her.
How could we possibly?
Speaker 2 (01:53):
I missed you guys to I know, I missed you
guys each very dearly.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
But I got to see you guys, which was cool.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Maternity leave, yeah, and I got to see you.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
We met the baby. Yeah, that was awesome.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
So thank you honestly bout on my heart, like like
truly because I know I now as a mother, I
know what that's like. As far as having you people
come out to see you, you know what I mean
and check in on you so thank you guys, each
and every one of you.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
So some people talk about how when they first leave
their baby to go back to work, it's like very
emotional and difficult. Yeah, is that how you feel? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:23):
I want to cry every fight?
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Really? Oh yeah, oh I thought, because when I talked
to you last week, You're like, where can I put
this thing? Like, I'm coming to work? Is there anybody
like if I just look? Really, I mean, what do
I do? Because I'm coming to work on Monday? Because
I asked you, I'm like, are you sure You're like, oh, no,
I'm coming.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Oh. I knew I was coming and I wanted to
come back to work. You know, the baby's adjusting well
and I'm adjusting well, so it works out for us.
But even if it was six days, six weeks, or
six months, it's still going to be hard, you know,
the first time you leave them.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
And I don't know, it's.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Like I'm sad, but I'm excited to be here and
like she is chilling. She let mama sleep last night.
She didn't wake up one time. She said, get your
ass to work. Yeah, she knew.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
She knew that.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Would make me so nervous. I think that would be
like one of the many things is you know, you
put the baby to sleep and then you fall asleep,
even though you're both supposed to be sleeping. I'd probably
wake up like why is why does nothing happened? Yeah,
one in there, like I'll check it, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
I poke her sometimes just to make sure she's moving
and breathing and.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
All of that.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Like that's just it's this anxiety thing that you get,
and I don't think it's gonna go away, probably.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
For a very long time.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
I was telling you the other day or when I
was at your house that I was holding made and
I'm like, hey, man, is she not breathing? And a
man is like yes she is, like just from way
across the room, yes she is. Like you don't need
a check, like, yes, she is breathing, and don't check,
like get sheep and she's like everything's fine, promise you
everything's fine. But they breathe like so it's like shallow
(03:45):
and and I don't know, I don't know. Maybe she
was playing with me. Maybe maybe maybe wanted to see
what I would do if I knew CPR or something exactly,
because May was just straight chilling and I'm looking at
this baby. I'm looking for any sort of sign of
movement in like the you know, midsection, and I'm like,
Amanda's breathe and she's fine, but do not wake her up.
That would be me. I'd be like, Okay, oh she's awake. Yeah,
she's alive. Then you pay for that.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
A man is a pro too, so she could tell
across the room, you know, how her baby's doing. Me.
I'm first time moving here, so it's a lot of
moments that I'm learning and like, you know, just kind
of like trying to figure out.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Yeah, it's hard, hard work, hardest job in the world.
Let me tell you.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
I guess so, I guess it is.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
It is, but it's rewarding.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
And how was your first Mother's Day? It was so cute.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
It was fun family, just like you know, surrounded by love.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Yeah, I love it. Yeah, another day we get to
honor Paulina. Oh boy, yeah, now you get your birthday, Christmas, Christmas.
I know you're a big thanksgiving girl, huge thanksgiving girl.
Mother's Day.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Yeah day is my thing.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Yeah. Oh no, labor, big labor day girl, I know.
And anything and then Hobby. Now, I'm sure he's gonna
make a big deal out of Father's Day. You're gonna
have to buy him a bunch of stuff.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Also, can we talk about this is what I'm talking about.
Can we talk about Let's talk. So I went to
your house for the first time, and I met your
baby in the whole thing, he said, We down into
the basement, this beautiful new home that you had. It's beautiful,
by the way, You've just home. So proud of you.
I don't know if you've heard my whole thing. I
gushed last week about proud.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Of you home.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
But the basement has been infiltrated by a Cubs and
Bears and Bulls fan. And not only is it not organized,
but there's just I've never I don't think I've ever
seen so much sports memorabilia stuff. I mean, first of all,
how much they paid this man at the firehouse? What
I want to know? Because I'm looking around. I got
a piece of the court signed by Michael Jordan on
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the wall, like Jesus signed something else. I'm like, what
is going on? He's got like the actual Rock of
Gibraltar in there. I mean, I don't know what I mean,
what is going It's like the Tribune Tower and you
get little pieces of all the wonders of the world. Yeah,
where's all this stuff gonna go? And did he just
decide I'm taking this room?
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Yeah, he took over the basement since before we even
closed on the house, and he said it's going to
be his man cave.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
And he's saved up his whole life.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
I think for all this stuff, he's need his house
at his parents house until we got a big enough
space to bring it in. Where's your cave? My cave
is like the corner of my bedroom. Yeah, I get
like the far left corner.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
The bathtub is my Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
She but one of those, she said, for sure, to
be careful there.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Good work.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Don't say it again. You almost said, okay.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Yeah, it's like the sports Hall of Fame down there,
my little sports bar on the weekend.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
It's so much stuff.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
There's a lot of stuff.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
It's a lot of full sized life.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
I made your bottle heads over there.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
And this dude has sex. Yeah, this man has sex?
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Does he still after you saw all that?
Speaker 2 (06:50):
I know, I was like, if I saw this like
knowing you, I don't know if this would have been
it embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
It's a lot like it really it almost covers all
the floor because a lot of it's not up yet.
I don't, I don't. I mean, is that indeed the
craziest man came I've ever seen. I'm not sure, really,
I'm not. I mean I've seen someone on TikTok that
are wilder, like you know, people turn their basement into
a full on you know, shrying right.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Oh, don't give him ideas, because he will, He absolutely
will do that.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
But I was saying to you it's probably a good
thing because it means all that stuff stays down there,
as opposed to it being hodgepodge all over your house.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
I thought the same thing. I'm like, keep it condensed
in this area. The basement is yours. You could have
it all you because if I see any bottle head upstairs,
just randomly, I'll lose it because it's just it's too much.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
The other thing I want to discuss is does he
need me to come over with like a laser level
and a hammer and a nail to like help him
with orientation of something, because like a Ruvio saw the
same things that don't laugh at me the first time
I walk in his basement and way up like imagine
a big wall and way up in the top left
(07:58):
corner up against it is just one framed item, just
all the way up in the corner. What do you
mean he needs like it is a designer, he needs
someone to come in and tell him he needs some
come on, you know. Like it was like I don't
know if I can do it, but like it's like
where the ceiling needs the wall right crevice like this picture?
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Yeah, was it the top once? Yeah, that's a picture.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
It's like a picture of Brian Erlek the top corner
of your house.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
And I'm like, that's where he wants it, but it
to be like to be like eye level with the people.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Well, now I'm confused. He wants it up there. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Oh so he had somebody come out and do all this,
And now I'm.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
Really he's going to fill the whole wall and he is. Yeah, yeah,
inch is going to be covered. It was just the
first piece. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
So that's the other part of it too, is that
I don't know what you guys saw, but it's not
even close to done. Like every inch of that wall
will be covered, And that doesn't make me happen. But
it's also what I'm saying, like yeah, there was like
one picture over here and then one picture.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
It's not done so but like I was worried. It's
like you would have some kind of flow, Like it's
a flow, like you could start one section, like just
do one section. CD was going, I mean no, of course,
I mean too.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
When I saw it, I was like, is this But
he's like no, I have to frame this, and I'm
like there's more.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
It's just it never ends.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
It's going down the stair like the Big Cubs logo
going down the stairs.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
I'm like, all right, I know he asked my permission
for that. I know the laundry rooms downstairs, the laundry
every day. Yeah, it goes to the sports bar.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Just makes him have a space in the home that's
just for him.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
No, unfortunately, Like so where is all his stuff in
the garage? And it was in our guest room, but
we keep having guests. I don't know how this keeps happening.
So he that little space of his has been taken
over as well. So no, he does not have a space.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
I see, okay, because I do think about them sometimes,
like I think I'll sit in my house and I'll
be like, hmmm, we would have to if I ever
met someone and we moved in together, we would have
to get a new place because I don't know where
all your things would go. Like I have all my
things and they're all like everything's perfectly you know, if
you beg at my house, you know, like a tape
measure has come out, like things are exactly where they're
(10:09):
supposed to be, and there's not extra room. There really
wouldn't be any like nothing's coming down to put up
like a picture of your family. So yeah, like I'm
not really concerned with looking at them. So like where
where I don't know where all that stuff would go?
Like where did you want to put your clothes? I
don't have any room for I'm not equipped for that.
Like why don't you get the place next door? And
(10:31):
then you go right back to my theory about a
two home relationships.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Perfect I'm behind that.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Yeah, but see, at least now you're starting like from
scratch with a new space, so you can decide, okay,
right now this room for everything?
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Yeah, yeah, if it all fits and if it doesn't
go missing.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
But I think the basement is a good idea. I
think just just just sort of delegate or just give
it to them. Just there you go. It's all down
there there, it is whatever. But you have your you know,
glam room, an entire room devoted to your makeup and
pictures of Oprah.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Yes, Wendy William Yeah, and you yes, yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
And then you know I have plans for the guest room,
so yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Okay, we're gonna change that too.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
Over the crib, no honey, no, honey. I do want
to turn it into like a little office slash studio
because I've I've grown my glamor room now, so like
I do or closet space, i want like a walk
in vibe.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
I'm taking the bed out. I've learned from you.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
If you have an extra band in your house, somebody's
always gonna be there. So now it's only one band
in my house, and then everything.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Else would be like shelves. So that's my next time.
But yeah, big Tim, his space is probably in his car.
Respect I like it.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
I first moved here, I got a guest room. I'm like,
everyone's gonna want to convisit me. This is gonna be great.
Like basically, nobody came for three years, and my mom
came a couple of times. I'm like, I just go
for whatever. So then I moved and I didn't really
have room for that anymore, so and I kind of
want anymore. So I got rid of that. And now
everybody's like, what do you mean I can't stay there?
I'm like, I'm not equipped for that. Nope, I'm not
(12:07):
equipped for that. I'm not. And by the way I
once was, nobody came and we're too old for the
air mattress. We're not doing that. You're not blowing up
an air mattress in my living room. We're too old
for that. That's what I use for all my guests.
We're too old for that. Never too old, we're grown.
You do. It's the same way. Yeah, yeah, I think
when you're over forty, you can get a hotel room
when you come see me. And I don't know why
(12:28):
you wouldn't want to have your own piece. The other
thing is, I think around twenty five is where we
stop asking our friends to come over and paint our homes,
and when we stop asking our friends to move help
us move. I think around twenty five, like, you know,
your first college apartment, are out of your first college apartment, sure,
and maybe your first home. I'll come over you know. Yeah, sure,
(12:49):
I'll come over for some beer and pizza and help
you roll on the paint. And by the way, you
get what you pay for, which is not very good.
But after that, we're not doing that anymore, you know.
I think twenty five, I would say, is the age
where it's like, no, I'm not no, I'm not free
labor anymore. I'm sorry, I can't help you. Does that
make me a bad person? Maybe it does, I'm not sure. Well,
welcome back, Paulina.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
Thanks guys.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Your home is beautiful. The basement's beautiful too. At least
it's the right teams. You know, He's got the right
teams down there. No, he at least.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
So how do you think I feel as a socks fan,
like walking into that to do my laundry?
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Just want you.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Should put your yah, yeah, get your everywhere else? Yeah
I should. Yeah, you should right on top. He gets
a whole damn room. You can have a whole damn room,
That's what I'm saying. I think that little office you've
got there that should be the socks room.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
That my little socks office. I like it.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
There you go,