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can't get worried about you. I'm worried about you, and
I sent you the picture yesterday. Now there's no way
I mean you're You're a one of the most beautiful
creatures that could never ever have have walked the earth, Sue.
But there's a digital model named Ava that illustrates the
potential physical toll of a content creator's lifestyle by twenty fifty.
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I don't know if you can forward this to everybody,
because I'm talking right now. I can't use my hands
while I talk. Well, I do use my hands while
I talk, but I can't be emailing and talking at
the same I've tried to do that on the show
before and it just doesn't work. But developed by experts
at casino dot org, and I trust that I trust them.
Avia's features include a hunched posture, chronic neck fane, patchy skin,
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and signs of overdone cosmetic procedures. These features highlight the
long term effects of excessive screen time, poor posture, and
cosmetic enhancements. The creators aim to raise awareness about the
health risks associated with the influential lifestyle and a courage
balance between digital engagement and well being. This is a
very scary looking figure in your emails. Go look at this.
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This is frightening. This is what you could look like
by twenty fifty and twenty five years if you guys
don't get your act together. Yeah, this sounds like my map,
Like my roadmap right here, the cosmetic procedures, the tech
neck hunchback. I know I'm trying to y that's me
right now. Oh girl, no, but you don't look like
I can't have you looking like that. We can't. It
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looks like a Simpsons character, like a scary Simpsons character.
It really does. But I see this, I see this opening.
Oh I know, but I'm starting to feel it like
in my neck too, my neck, my back yep, and
my crack. I'm feeling this late because like I stare
down on my phone all day too. You know what
we all do. It's like we all whatever we're doing,
Like your neck is at a forty five minimum forty
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five degree angle down looking at your phone all the time,
every moment. Yes, then if you scroll down more, it's
like a close up of her face so big and
her body so. I don't know why. I don't know why.
I'm what your brains hairyeah? Why am I up and
patchy hair? What does that have to Is that the
radiation from the phone or something like that? Why is
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my skin so bad? Yeah? I'm worried about this. I do.
I do think that people are really jacking themselves up
with all this filler and all this other stuff. I
do kind of wonder what that makes people look like
in thirty years, we don't really know, because you know
it would I would say, what this decade is the
decade of people with all the filler and the and
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and then we have ozembic now and the rest of it.
I do. I just kind of wonder. I wonder how
we're going to feel about this in twenty five years.
That's a tomorrow problem. Are we gonna feel the same
way about low rise jeans and thongs hanging out the
back as we do about filler? Yeah? I don't know. Mess.
She looks a mess though, sore body gulls. But but
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look at her skin. I know she's kind the size
of her head right, Why is the super bottle? She's
a hounchback anyway, So this is what we got to be.
This is actually not entirely out of line, like we
got to think about this. I think people's postures are
getting messed up. Yes, I saw the other day. Where's
the story? Let me find the story. It's on my
sheet that humans may also wind up being hairless into
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the future. Now I could use that, No, no Italian story.
Hair won't find hair? Is it anybody right? Why is
anyone's hair on your body? On your hair, like a
good week, a good unit. Okay, so we'll be good.
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Then I don't want to find a story. But it
was essentially uh, it has something to do with like
the fact that we don't need hair anymore because we
have coats. So I'm being serious. Yeah, no, no, like
I'm looking for the story right now. No, it's like,
as we've evolved as humans such that you know, back
in the day, we had physical qualities. Here it is
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a Scientists suggest that over four thousand years, modern lifestyles
could render certain body features obsolete. Body hair, with clothing,
indoor heating, and cultural grooming norms eliminating its necessity, body
hair is becoming finer and may eventually disappear entirely in
future generations. What I thought the whole is back, you
know that thing? Well, I do, and I we're gonna
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leave it at that. But I you know, there's been
an overcorrection in the world, not everywhere, but in certainly.
But I guess, I guess all those things combuy. But
isn't that kind of crazy to think about, you know,
hundreds of years ago, like they didn't have heat, so
your body had the body had to like evolved to
figure its way it to warm itself, and now we
have heat and jackets and such, so there's a there's
a you know, hundreds of years from now, they're saying
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thousands people wouldn't have hair anymore. Wisdom teeth, these third
molars helped ancestors chew raw foods, but softer diets and
smaller jaws have made them redundant. Many people already don't
develop them, evolution may phase them out. Your tailbone, a
remnant of ancestral tails, the cockax, as it's called, now
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serves little purpose thanks to modern lifestyles, sitting for long periods,
flat seating, and less neat for balance or climbing. It
may shrink or vanish over time. Your appendix, once useful
for digesting tough plant fibers, the appendix limited immune rolls today,
and it's frequently removed during appendicitis, suggesting a possible evolutionary fade.
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Your ear muscles. They once helped ancestors swivel their ears
toward sounds, but today they're really inactive. Some can wiggle
their ears, but for the most part they could just disappear.
In essence. The evolution of our species continues to have
it not by survival, but by comfort, convenience, and shifting
environmental factors. So like you know, the future US no wisdom, teeth,
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no body hair, no tailbone. I broke my I sprained
my tailbone once or cracked it. Orto something to you. Yeah,
I did it skydiving. I landed at little harder than
I was supposed to. There's nothing you can do about
it. It hurt, there's nothing you can do about it. Yeah,
it was a terrible situation, but it's kind of a tree.
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I was a kid, okay, so that it would have
been nice not to have that then, Yeah,