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Speaker 1 (00:00):
A friend show. This is what's trending, all right, guys Boeing.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
You know, we love Bowing around here. Somebody said to
me the other day. They were like, I was on
a podcast, like you guys, what you deal with Boeing?
Why do you not like them? I'm like, whoa, whoa,
whoa who We quite love Boeing. It is quite the opposite.
And let me tell you something. If it's not Boeing,
I want nothing to do with it. If it ain't Bowing,
I ain't going, you know what I mean. And if
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you don't get the joke, it's because some of the
whistleblowers from Boeing are no longer with us, and we
don't really know why. So as far as I'm concerned,
it doesn't get any better. I like when people say
they want them the Coca Cola of whatever. They want
the you know, like when you think of like the
finest brands, you know, I want the rich Carlton of
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I want the you know what I mean? I want
the Boeing of everything in life, the very very best,
not the thing that like with the doors that fall off.
I want the very very best. And that's why I
feel so strongly about Boeing. Good morning, I'm Fred for
Boeing I new endorsement campaign. It's very exciting.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
No, it's Boeing and they're not even paying for it.
I'm just doing it for free out of the goodness
of my arm. But they're spaceship, which I'm sure nobody
was nervous to get on. After several attempts to launch
that were unsuccessful, it did lift off with the crew
of two, where there's supposed to be eight and there's
only two left by the time it took off or
what the other six were like?
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Are they both whistleblowers too? They're like, we're gonna shoot
you out to space. Yes, we two had something to.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Say about the door issue, and they're like, you know what,
we'd like to invite you onto our space ship. I
had no idea. I think it was only supposed to
be two people. But the Boeing star Liner has lifted
off with the crew of two. After a month of problems,
the star Liner capsule successfully launched its first astronaut crewed
flight to the International Space Station about about eleven o'clock
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yesterday from Cape Canaveral, Florida. About fifteen minutes post launched
the rocket separated, allowing Starliner to reach his stable orbit.
Barry Butch, will Moore and Sunita Williams are a board
marking their third missions to the International Space Station. They'll
spend a week on the ISS testing the spacecraft systems
before returning to Earth using parachutes and an air bag system.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
So there.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
I wonder if they prepared the who is this Sunita Williams?
Really her up? Because weren't you telling me, Kaitlin that
they they sent a woman into space at some point
and they sent her up there with like three thousand
tampons or something.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Yeah, NASA like the smartest people. Supposedly it was like
a couple of days.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
I wonder how many astronauts it is through all these
this is you know, this is the kind of stuff
I google it work. Oh yeah, here it is. Ahead
of her nineteen eighty three spaceflight, NASA suggested stending astronaut
Sally Ride with one hundred tampons for a week, and
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in parentheses it says that's too many.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Yeah, but I heard, I heard it?
Speaker 5 (02:58):
Was it?
Speaker 2 (02:58):
What podcasts were they watching the other day? It was, oh,
what's his name? The guy that was on the road
rules of the real world. You know what I'm talking
about THEO Yeah, and he was he was talking to Uh, really,
this is like a terrible story because I can't even
remember everyone who was involved in this. He was talking like,
what is wrong with my brain today? It's already not
which I mean, it's early. He was talking to the
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comedian who killed at the roast of Tom Brady. Uh,
please fill me in here, Nick, thank you, thank you,
thank you, Jason. So it was it was the talking
and for some reason, yeah, thank you, no, and let
me get to the rest of the story.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
It's great if I promised.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
And she was talking for some reason about her period
at the roast and had to explain to him like
how all that works? And she even said like I
don't know why you would know this as a man.
But for some reason he was under the impression that
like it's a like one one item needed per month,
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like he just put it and then you just leave
and then and then at the end you just take it.
And I won't get too much into detail, but I mean,
I wonder if we asked, like ten random men how
that all works each month, I wonder how many would
get it right?
Speaker 4 (04:12):
I mean, I have asked all my friend's husbands where
you stick a pad, and the answers were very concerning
the pad.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Yeah, anywhere you stick it out of it there's a
sticky yeah right right.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
What does it get stuck on? I don't know. I
thought it goes on your underwear, it does, you're right, yeah,
they thought you stick it right on the Oh it's
like a liner. Yeah yeah, well that's a painting liner.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
But yeah, okay, yeah, or like goes around the bottom
right to like keep it in place. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Or I've asked where you put the tampon and they're like,
the hold in there.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Oh, I mean, I just I was I don't know,
but she she was very kind to because I don't
know if he was playing dumb or I really don't
think he knew, but it was like, oh, I thought
I thought that was like, you know, you address it
and then at the end you address it, and then
that was kind of it, and it's no, no, it's
a little bit more complex than that. But I would
be I would even wonder how many men who live
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with women still don't really know how it works. And
I'm not necessarily shaming anybody because because a lot. I mean,
this was never really mean. I took health class or
like biology or whatever, but nobody actually sat me down.
It was like, here's how the process works, like practically,
I mean you know what I mean, Like you teach
you like what happens. But as a man, we're idiots,
like we don't have to do anything like this, so
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we don't we don't know. But yeah, it was obviously
some male logistical planner NASA that it was like, oh boy,
we're sending a woman up there for it. Well, you
know what we gotta do. We're gonna need a case
of these things. I don't know if they if they
sent this woman up there with all of that on boeing,
but obviously they were on top of it.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Did anyone chuck if Sally Ride was it was even
on her period that.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Week, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Been something like it's like, yeah, no, actually it was
last week, so and I'm only going for a week,
so we're good. Yeah you know, we're gucci, but I yes,
you never know, you know, anything could happen. You'd hate
to be in space and be surprised, wouldn't you.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
I get Yeah, that would not be a great place.
To not have a tampon for sure.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
I mean, of all the places that you don't want
to be surprised, I would imagine on the spaceship would
be one of them. But that's, you know, not very
realistic for about all of them, all of the world. X.
And this is for Kiki and Kiki only, by the way,
because I think you need to probably start preparing for
life after TikTok no, because.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
I read earlier this week that the CEO.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Or president or whatever a chairman of TikTok is basically
saying I'm not selling. We'll just shut the thing down
in the US before I'll sell it, because people seem
to forget that it's a worldwide platform. Yes, and the
United States I don't even think contributes. You know, ultimately
it's big, but it's not as big as the rest
of the world. So that guy's not going to sell
just because they're talking about banning it here. And so
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I think it's time that you get on the cutting
edge of the next platform, which is X is going
to launch a video only feed in an effort to
rival TikTok and Instagram reels. So you, Kiki, have a
chance to be the next big star of the next
big platform, because I'm telling you right now, I'm whispering
in your ear what it's gonna be.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
Okay, I mean, I can get down with being a
part of the new stuff, but I'm not letting TikTok go.
I have not given up, So don't even play with
me right now. I'm when it comes to TikTok okay, okay,
what are some of these people gonna do that find
themselves very important because of your TikTok platform.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
We're gonna keep making tiktoks. Yeah, but I don't know.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
But you're not like arrogant about it, like you're you're kiky,
like you make tiktoks. But you know, there are some
people out there who they're making like a lot of money, yeah,
like a lot of money on TikTok and they've like
quit their jobs and they're they make this random content
and you know, what.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Are they gonna do? Who are they gonna tell what
they're wearing today? I want to know.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
We shouldn't even be talking like this because it's not
gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Well, I think it's time to talk like this. I mean,
and I'm trying to help you, right now I'm trying
to tell you to go on the X and do
this thing.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Sources said.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
The new feature will give users a stream of videos
that could be both short clips and longer content, with
the beta version expected to be accessible to certain users
later in the summer. It'll also have a live streaming
video element, which X users have lacked on the platform
since Periscope was scrapped by Twitter three years ago. You know,
somebody thought they were the next periscope star. Someone did,
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and look what happened.
Speaker 5 (08:25):
Sorry to that man, But I'm already like, when I
scroll on X, I'm already scared of what's gonna pop up.
Can you imagine when they launch video only in its
long form? Like here I am making a meal in
my kitchen and the next thing, you know, they clapping
cheeks on the next video. Right, Yeah, a wild place.
I'm scared to scroll on there.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
I gotta say, though, Like you scroll around TikTok and
there's a few people in every city, well there's a
lot more than a few who are doing And I don't,
for some reason, think there are a lot of men
doing this. It seems like it's a lot of women going, Hey, guys,
you know, and then like here's my outfit and here's
that's where I ate, and here's what I did. And
like you'll notice that, like some of the ones that
keep popping up on my feed, not a lot of
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people are watching this now. Granted everybody started with not
a lot of people watching. I mean we started with
we actually started with zero listeners and now we're up
to thirteen. So dreams do come true, right, But I mean,
you got to have a lot of confidence to sit
on a platform for however long it takes talking about
yourself hoping that people will find that interesting in order
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in order to get there, because you can't all we
can't all be you know, alex Errol or you know
some of these people that have gotten really really big
on social So, like I watched some of these videos
sometimes and I'm like, how long do you talk to
yourself about yourself? How much confidence do you have to
have to talk to yourself about yourself before you go viral?
Speaker 1 (09:46):
If you go viral? Or are you just that arrogant?
Which one isn't we've.
Speaker 5 (09:52):
Done in a long time here, that's.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
What we're supposed to do here, I mean, I get you, Yeah,
Like this is our job to do that.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
But I just may get TikTok as their job.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Like if you I watch a lot of TikTok lives,
like they call it work, Like that's their job to
sit there and like make money off TikTok live every day,
like that's their reality.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
I give you, but I get what you're saying for.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Like it's you say, you go live and nobody's watching it,
but you still have to you still have to do it.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Yeah, I do it at the corner.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Then keep people watching stuff Like I'm not I'm not
even being like a jerk about it.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
I'm being serious.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Like at some point, you know, you've got I don't know,
some thirty year old woan twenty year old woman, I'm
just making this up in whatever city going, you know what.
I want to be an influencer, and I have to
create content in order to get there. So you just
start doing outfit of the day, and you start doing
here's what I atee And you start doing you know,
list of the best places to do this and that
and and no one's watching it, and how long do
you do that before it's like it's not going to
catch on or it is all ads.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Is one all as is one viral clip and then
it's then you're going, yep, you got to be consistent.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Yeah, I just if it's anything like I am around
here with this thing, I feel like I would just
obsess over the statistics all the time every day. I
would look like, Okay, four people watch them.
Speaker 5 (11:03):
I mean I took a show for like three years.
It's four viewers. You can't give up.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
You just keep you have the anniversary party that.
Speaker 5 (11:13):
There's more people at the party watching.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
You know, what you should do is invite people to
the party and then show the show.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
At least like the page that you.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Just speaks to my own insecurity, I guess. But but
I have insecurity about this too. I guess I get it.
But it because people are probably going, well, you're doing
the same thing. Well yeah, kind of, except you know,
we have a delivery method at least, like at least
we got the car radio to get people started. Like
you're sort of forced at some point. I guess you
could change the channel, But why would you do that.
We're helping you at some point. Yeah, Yeah, there's really
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nothing else to listen to. We're kind of the best
of the worst.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Whatever.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
A video circulating on social media that's gone viral has
shown a giraffe snatching a two year old girl out
of a truck at a Texas drive through safari. So,
this little girl and her family were visiting the Fossil
Rim Wildlife Center when the incident took place. The toddler
was reportedly sitting in the back of a pickup truck
with her mom and they were feeding the giraffe. I
don't know if they were supposed to be doing that
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or not, but the video was taken an onlooker. The
giraffe can be seen leaning over the truck, grabbing the
toddler by her shirt, and then hoisting her in the air.
The animal, I guess, then figures out like, oh, that's
not food, and then drops her. And then she falls
into her mom's arms, so she's okay. She wasn't injured
at all. They then took the two year old to
the gift shop and bought her a giraffe stuffed animal.
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The wildlife center says, although an incident like this has
never happened here previously, we're taking immediate action to make
sure that it won't happen again. I guess you're not
going to allow guests to drive through the park in
truck beds.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Well, I don't. Again, I don't know why. Why was
the kid in the truck bed and not in the
car seat exactly? Why wasn't she buckled up? Here we go,
job protective, Here we go, com it for you.
Speaker 5 (13:11):
Also a gift shop, though, as opposed to like calling
like a medic, like we're gonna call the gift shop, right.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Well, I guess the kid was okay, I know, but
you don't know that. And they bought her a giraffe,
like here's the animal.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
Yeah, therapy bill, Jesus, I would never go to the
room forever.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
I guess you got to try and convince your kid
that whatever happened was cool, even though you were probably
scared out of your mind momentarily. But the giraffe was
over here going, you know, I'm just trying to get
something to eat, and this this thing doesn't taste that good.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Spit it out or whatever.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
But again, could I reason with the giraffe?
Speaker 1 (13:47):
I believe so.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
The thing is, I think that eye contact is necessary
for the reasoning, even though they tell you not to
make eye contact with wild animals, and the giraffe's eyes
are just so far up there that I don't know
if I would be able to reason with a giraffe.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
I mean, they seem friendly, but then again, you know,
I don't know. I'm not sure. I did see a
kangaroo beating the crap out of a human the other day,
and I thought, I don't I don't think I could
reason with that either. So the list of animals I
can reason with is getting shorter and shorter as the
days go on. But this, this kangaroo was absolutely gangster.
I mean, it was like the squared up, like squigged
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up against this dude, like, I mean, it was like
Mike Tyson Jake paullfight going on. Maybe that should be
the next exhibition. Jake Paul should take on a kangaroo.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
If I do, I put my money on the kangaroo
all day.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Yeah, I would too.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
It's National Higher Education Day, National drive in Movie Day,
National Gardening Exercise Day, okay, and d Day honoring those
who fought on the beaches of Normandy, France.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
So what is gardening exercise?
Speaker 2 (14:55):
There?
Speaker 4 (14:56):
It's also exercise, So get out there in garden and
for some bells, Oh okay, no garden as well.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
I'm where would I put that?
Speaker 1 (15:08):
I'm not that true.