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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the Fresh Show.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
This is what's trending's college basketball. Last night, Yukon over
Purdue started the Boilermaker fans out there seventy five sixty
and they became the first team since two thousand and
seven to capture back to back national championships. Also, South
Carolina's win over Kaitlin Clark and the Iowa Hawkeyes in
the National Championship game on Sunday for the Ladies said

(00:22):
a new record eighteen point seven million viewers and it
became the most viewed women's basketball game of all time.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
That's awesome. That is cool. So there you go. Now,
what did I read like?

Speaker 2 (00:33):
I mean, Kaitlyn Clark's gonna make a ton of money
and endorsements and whatever. But like starting salary in the
WNBA is like thirty two dollars or something.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
Yeah, rookie in that great city that Pete Sack just mentioned.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Oh, in Dannapolis. Yeah, and I can say it better
than Pete Sack.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Yeah, sees she'll be drafted by the Fever because she'll
go number one. Yeah, seventy six thousand dollars a year. Now,
if you're a rookie, if you're number one draft pick,
in the NBA would be five million million, Yeah, something
like that.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
But she's got she's got the endorsements already through college.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
You know, I'm saying she'll get her own signature shoe,
she'll be signed by Nike.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
No, she'll be all set, and she's.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
Like, but she's getting like way better offers to play with,
like ice Cube and the Big Three.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Well that's the thing. And five million dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:22):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
I'm not trying to get into the whole argument about like,
you know, more people go to the wn or more
people go to the NBA games and the WNBA games,
or revenue, the whole thing. But this woman is going
to bring people single handedly. Yes, it's going to bring
people to every city. The WNBA should be supplementing whatever
the team is going to do simply because of her
personal demand, you know what I mean, Like because she

(01:43):
could just go take the money, grab what I see.
I think he was kidding with Dave Portnoy offered ten
million dollars to play in his rec league. Yeah, all
he wanted was the licensing to the rec league, just
direct league merchandise. He just wanted to be able to
sell his own Caitlin Clark merchandise, and he offered her
ten million.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
Die.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
I mean, he may have been kidding, but he did
say it. And yet she gon go make seventy six
thousand dollars, you know, like WNBA should come in and
say here's another million or whatever. Every city you go
to is gonna sell out at least the first season.
So that's why I think about that.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Yeah, it makes me so upset, Like she's.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
Doing great things for the game, for the women's basketball game,
like she's bringing a lot of attention to it, and
you're right, for the w NBA should should yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Yeah, But then again, you know, I was a comedian
who I forget who it was, don't meet her. Not
credit uh oh, not Bill. Maybe it was Bill Burr.
But it was like all these people who are pissed
about the w NBA players not making enough. How many
of you have been to a w NBA game, And
the answer usually is about zero. So nonetheless, in this
particular case, she's worth that much, I think. Anyway, Google

(02:51):
searches for eyes hurt spiked yesterday during the solar eclipse.
This is a real thing. They saw spike and eyes
hurt searches during the eclipse specifically terms like eyes hurt,
my eyes hurt?

Speaker 1 (03:02):
Why do my eyes hurt?

Speaker 2 (03:04):
So a significant up tick around eleven am Pacific two
pm Eastern, just around the time the moon started to
pass between the Earth and the Sun. Other search highlights
can I look at the sun? Solar eclipse?

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Pain?

Speaker 2 (03:15):
And solar eclipse? No glasses? Also, what's this bump on
my thigh?

Speaker 5 (03:19):
No?

Speaker 1 (03:20):
Oh you missed? Can I see the eclipse from my garage? Oh?
That was the Kikey one.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
I wish we could isolate searches that people make, and
it probably there's a way you can, but like just
for things they're concerned about with their bodies. Because I mean,
anything I see any to abnormality on my body, I
immediately google it.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
Like it could be ingrown hair.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
I could have a little headache for no reason, you know,
a little sniffle or so I could the collar might
not be right to me, I google it.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
I have brain cancer?

Speaker 2 (03:49):
Immediately, Oh yeah, immediately all that thing on your leg,
like you know, maybe you like bump something. It's like
a little bump. No, uh, that's a you know you're dead,
you died already, You're at how are you breathe? It basically,
you were bitten by the rarest animal ever that they
don't even exist on this continent, but you were bitten
by it somehow, and you're gonna die in three two one,
you're dead.

Speaker 5 (04:09):
I googled a do I have a prostate? The other
day do women have a pro state?

Speaker 1 (04:12):
I don't. Yeah, I've got news for you. Turns out
I don't. You don't. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
The other thing that was wild to me is I
have a friend who's a physician, a gynecologist, and she
was telling me her female friends will send her pictures
of all kinds of things. Yeah, and like just photos
of it, of their of their parts, of things that
come out of their parts, like is this normal? Whatever,
Just pictures of anything. And she'll be like, Oh, that's
so whatever, and then write the antibiotic or that, or

(04:37):
that's normal or or oh, you know whatever. And I'm
just going I've never been comfortable enough with anybody in
my life to send a picture of any part of
my anatomy. You could be like, send me a picture
of your elbow. I'd be like, no, I'm just gonna
come show it to you. I don't know what I'm
not taking pictures in my body and sending them to people.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
I don't. I don't and I don't do any of that.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
But like if you had something coming out of you
that was weird and you're like, man, I got a
friend whos again and let me just click send this
over there and they could look at the Oh that's
whatever and saves your trip.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
Anything coming out of me.

Speaker 5 (05:09):
I don't know that sounds terrifying. I don't know that
I would take a pat Like, I don't know what
I will send my huha or whatever she would if
I didn't have.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
To avoid going to the doctor. That's a whole process.

Speaker 5 (05:20):
If I could just get a script that way, Yeah,
facetimy girl.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
It's just I don't.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
Realize doctors are like they look at things differently than
we do because that's just what they do, and they
just don't see it the same way.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
But I'm just like, huh uh, they don't think of
us in the way that we think that they do.
They really certainly don't.

Speaker 4 (05:36):
I don't even want to show it the real doctor
or at the doctor. Yeah, why for this reason, I
still don't want to show you. Same yeah, same, hiding
my underwear, it's the whole thing.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
Yeah, yeah, I heard that in Oprah one time. Is
that women do that? Yeah, you guys go to and
you're about to expose everything inside and out, but hide
the underwear so then they can't see it. Yep.

Speaker 4 (05:55):
I'll fold up my Bram underwear, put my shirt on
top in a nice little corner.

Speaker 5 (06:00):
Oh, I get ready for them, like it's got to
be cute under where it can't be, you know, just
in case.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
And the lady shows up on an iPad, right.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
Jewel it, you know, she has something nice to look at.
Oh that's nice. Yeah. I didn't realize if we're still
doing that, but you are so nice. Good to know.
Were they ever but jeweling? There? People?

Speaker 2 (06:18):
I think we're bejeweling everything for a while. I think
they were. I've not seen it in the wild myself.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
But yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
Also, you won't need your solar eclipse classes for at
least another twenty something years. And I thought maybe this
was a joke at first, But you can actually donate
them to a group called Astronomers Without Borders.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
Yeah, like doctors without Borders. Yeah, it's real though.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
A nonprofit collects the glasses and send them sends them
to viewers around the world who will be in the
path of an eclipse and might otherwise be unable to
safely view it.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
That's a real thing. U.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
If you purchased weighted groceries or bag citrus fruit Walmart
at any point in the last five years, then you
might be eligible for a share of forty five million dollars.
They agreed to pay that amount to settle a class
action lawsuit alleging shoppers in the Continental US and Puerto
Rico were overcharged for meat and seafoods sold by weight,
as well as select oranges, grapefruit, and tangerines sold in

(07:11):
bulk bags between October nineteenth of twenty eighteen and January
nineteenth of twenty twenty four. Walmart was accused of falsely
inflating the weight of items, thereby charging above the lowest
advertised price. We still deny the allegations. However, we believe
a settlement is in the best interest of both parties.
A company said, so, I guess if you can remember
buying oranges six years ago, then maybe you can get

(07:33):
some money on the settlement administrator's website.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
That's how you get paid.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
And a United Airlines flight bound for Seattle had to
divert to Dallas, and according to a person on Reddit,
dog poop was to blame for the diversion of the flight.
A person attached to photo on the social media platform
United air Lines later confirmed the incident. The person said
dog had messy accident in the aisle in first class
plane had to divert. Ground crew spent two hours cleaning

(07:58):
carpets with paper towels. The smell made me ill. Gate
agents kept yelling at passengers and the cabin crew. The
smell never quite went away. First class toilet declared unusable.
The dog mess was apparently unresolved in there as well.
Food went bad well on the ground, no snacks left.
The airline does allow dogs aboard domestic flights as long

(08:18):
as they can fit in a carrier under the seat,
where they're meant to remain at all times. Not really
sure why the dog was running around, but that must
have maybe I saw a picture of it. It was disgusting.
Can you imagine how bad that must have They had
landed ham plane because of it. It's National Unicorn Day
and that's not Boeing's fault, by the way at all.
I just want to be clear Bowing had nothing to
do with Instead of all Nope, nope. I don't think
they've ever seen this dog. Right, they didn't feed it,

(08:40):
They had nothing to do with put that dog in
the no fly list. I'll be honest. Only heir bosses
for that dog.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
From now on. This is weird. It's called greyhound for
a reason. Let's yeah, shout out to Bowing by the way,
we love them. They had a whole day yesterday without
without anything happening. I think they did.

Speaker 2 (08:57):
I think they had a whole day. Now, the day
before we had some things. You know, listen, we don't
look in the passage. Yeah, yeah, they have like a sign.
Now it's like day one of one, no incident, zero
day exactly zero. Right, National Unicorn Day, Okay, National Library Workers' Day,

(09:18):
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