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Speaker 1 (00:00):
In Bread show. This is what's trending. I'm a text
eight sixty four. Keep your expectations low and the day
can always get better.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
That's the way to do it.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Get just approach every day like it's going to suck,
and then if something good happens, why then that's right. Yeah,
problem solved. I'm a single mom who works full time.
This is from two sixty nine, and I don't want
to be at work, but I don't necessarily want to
be at home either. Sometimes I'll say an extra few
minutes after work and take my time getting home. That's
my relaxed time.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
I feel you.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
I get that. So now Paulina's volunteering for everything over here.
She's like, yeah, you guys need anything else?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Yeah, the next pot luck that's me hosting.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Yeah, yeah, Yes, she's trying to get a show on
the Religious Station.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Yes, sonya call me?
Speaker 1 (00:43):
I know. Yeah, what would that sound like? What would
be your first topic of conversation on the Religious station? Well,
if your show starts today at ten am, what are
you going to do?
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Oh at ten am?
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Yeah? Today? Like today? Right? Well, I mean you're trying
to extend your day, okay, I mean you love your kid,
but like as soon as you go home, then the
kids attached to you and what are you going to do?
Or in the case of last week, she was attached
to you at work too, so there was no escape
for you.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
There was none.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
She came with me, no, and she and I are
negotiating right now. Actually we're thinking about, you know, moving
on to the next generation. We're thinking about wishing at
your best in your future endeavors. And we're going to
slide Gigi in here already. Yeah, yeah, just she's beautiful
and she is didn't have a lot to say, you know,
she was gret She was very easy to manage, it seemed,
and so yeah, we're.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Just she took her headphones added on video.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
She's very expensive, she did. She's still headphones from the studio,
but she's very expensive. I'm dealing with her people right
now and it's like unbelievable agents and managers and I'm like,
what on earth? So what's what's the first topic of
the conversation today on the New Religious Show with Paulina.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
We're going to discuss today on the show right by
Religious Show, We're going to have a special guest.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Yeah, We're going.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
To have the Vatican personally call in.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
The Vatican, entire Vatican City, the city itself. Basic gonna
call it to Inspiration thirteen ninety later on today. Okay, wow,
what's that gonna be? And what's the time of conversation
Pauline and from the from the Vatican, the whole Vatican.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Well, some may not appreciate this. I might, but I've
been talking about a rebrand for the church. Correct, Wow,
And I don't think I actually it's.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
A good idea.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
I think so too. I don't think inspiration the thirteen
ninety is a Catholic sation, but I will make it that.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Oh wow, yeah, okay, yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
And when we talked to you the whole Vatican, Okay,
that's good, No, this is great.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
And then after the Vatican calls, well, I'm gona I'm
gonna first.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
So the show is based in New York. Now, all
of a sudden, the cools the cooling, all right, I know,
that's great praise with Paulino right here.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Yeah, we're a little a little chat.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
We're gonna we're gonna talk about the rebrand. That's what
I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
I'm talking here, I'm walking and I'm talking and we're
gonna talk about the rebrand.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
And then after that, Kirk Franklin's gonna come back.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Yeah, I got the big gun.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Wow the first day and Kirk Brown on there. I
don't know after my he's after me life after Altered
Boy A ye, that's actually it's called Altered Boy Reveal.
(03:26):
You should trademark that. I think. I think a lot
of people feel that way. After religion.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
You need to get tomatoes. Potatoes girl too. She's heard
talk to you, Yes, yes, thank you. I didn't know her.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
You talk to you for your first day and inspiration talk.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
To yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
She comes on Sundays usually a turn. Wow, she has
her own because usually wow, this this the impression really
took a turn. We love everybody trending stories. Is morning
a dangerous heat wave?
Speaker 1 (04:01):
It says it's returning, but I think it kind of
has and it started yesterday. A dangerous heat waves returning
to the central and eastern US this week. Forecaster said
they'll be unseasonably hot temperatures in the upper Midwest and
mid Atlantic, where it could feel like anywhere between one
hundred and five and one hundred and fifteen degrees due
to humidity. The heat is projected to rise in the
Midwest through today and will eventually shift to the mid
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Atlantic and southeast by the middle of this week. Many
areas in the Midwest we'll see temperatures over ninety What
are they saying almost one hundred today.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
You could get to the heated next one hundred and fifteen.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Stop it, just stop it. I know something is supposed
to be over, yeah, but then it starts to cool down.
So and I feel like that ondly I talking about weather,
but like that's a it's yesterday was wild, today's wild.
Stop it right now. Inter Oh, here comes our fair
and balance reporting, guys, fair and balanced. It turns out
the surprise guest at the DNC. Oh, by the way,
(04:53):
all all the right is all the people on the
rights to be very happy to hear this. The surprise
guest of the DNC was not Beyonce, It was not
Taylor Swift, it was not George W. Bush. You know
who it was. You know what it was. It was COVID. Apparently,
positive test results for the virus are starting to come
in from people who attended the convention, including some of
the staff of Vice President Kamala Harris. So far, sources
(05:15):
to say the symptoms of the age are mild, and
spokespeople for the Harris campaign and the Democratic Convention haven't
applied to requests for comment from NBC News as of
last night. But yeah, wouldn't that be something if it's
just a crazy outbreak of COVID in the United Center
and then McCormick Place and a lot of people that
work you were there, well, then in the iHeart radio
(05:37):
stations too. It was so cool at this point. Yeah, right,
I'm like, what is the protocol? Now here we go?
There are like eight versions of the bag. I don't
see here we go, You and your propaganda's that I
can't even talk about any of this stuff. Surely we
(05:57):
can balance the story, Kiki, with a Republican story. Go ahead,
say something about Republicans.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Put your head.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
I don't want to play this game exactly.
Speaker 6 (06:08):
Something about the protocol for COVID exactly, because I feel
like we all just get sick and then we try
to send each other a picture like I got tested,
and then it's like the test may be negative, maybe positive.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
I don't know, but like if it is positive, what
do I do?
Speaker 1 (06:22):
I don't I don't really know. I will admit I
kind of stopped the vaccines a long time ago, so
I don't I don't get every new I don't doubt
every new version. I don't get every new version of
the vaccine. You know, like when it's just time for
an update, I'm like.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Software updates and they're done. That do we have to
It's like an iPhone.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Yeah, exactly, That's where I'm going with it. It's like,
what do I get for this? Oh, you're gonna fix
the fitness app. I'm okay, I don't use that one anyway.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
We'll get like a text or email, Hey, this person
got COVID, And.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Then I come to work the next day that person's
at work. I'm like, what do I don't know?
Speaker 2 (06:55):
What are we doing here?
Speaker 1 (06:57):
I really don't know, honestly, I don't know anymore. I
would assume if you have COVID that you should stay
at home, but I don't know. And I also don't
know if anyone's even bothering to test anymore. If they're
just like I got the cold, or I have a cold,
or I have allergies or what, and it's just we're
just going on like normal business like truly.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
How is it different from having a fluoric I don't understand,
you know what I mean. Some can be worse, some
can be better.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
So it's like and then I don't even know if
the tests I have test different variants. I really don't
know at this point. I'm very confused. If I don't
feel well, I just don't go around people, and we're
just that's what I'm doing. And I'm not sure if
that's what Fauci would say. But I think he has
COVID right now. Honestly, I think he actually right now
has a respiratory issue. I think I read that yesterday,
So I won't be able to ask doctor Fauci. I
normally had call in, but he's busy. Bark Air this
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is a real thing and their first flight is Thursday,
and they're trending. Bark Air is launching their first ever
airline catered to dogs. It's the first ever airline catering
to dogs. It started by the pet company Bark. The
airline aims to revolutionize flying for dogs and makes its
first flight on Thursday from New York to LA A
domestic flight will cause about six thousand dollars a ticket
(08:02):
domestic flight six grand to go across the country an
international ticket eight thousand dollars each. The company will offer
white Paws service and ear muffs and treats for puppies.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Oh that's cute. I mean I can't afford that.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
That's cute. Yeah, I guess is it dogs only? I
think the human we don't know where they are. The
human and the dog goes together, Buddy, I go somewhere warms. Yeah,
they have no idea.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
They can't tell their butt from a hole in the ground.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
They don't know where they're going.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
I don't like the price. I don't like this for dogs.
That's not right.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
You see. I'm regular people as well. I think you
get to go. And then I think it's also more
of like a private jet environment, like I think it's
an actual like pj I somehow, I don't think it's like,
you know, an airbus or a Boeing and homeways on
that Boeing spaceship they're using. Because we don't trust that thing,
nothing can happen. I love that because whenever I fly
the dogs, you know, for pilotan pause, I swear to
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you everybody, every new rescue at work with I'll meet
them and we'll load the dogs up, and they'll go
are the dogs going to be okay? And I'm like,
are the dogs gonna be okay? Are the dogs going
to be okay? Is the pilot gonna be okay? He
is a nice question to ask as well, And the
answer is a pilot is going to be okay, which
means the dogs are going to be okay. That being said,
(09:19):
I am far more concerned about the comfort of the
dogs on the plane than I am myself or the people.
So this is a baseball story, Jays. I'm surprised you
weren't running in here this morning to tell me, or
you were. Actually it was the first thing you couldn't
wait to tell me. You might mean in parking lot
to tell me this. But this may come up someday
on Jeopardy or if there's a sports Jeopardy, or we
(09:40):
ever go up against Aaron Rodgers or whatever, because he's
actually a very smart guy. I'm reading his book right
now and I hate to say this, but it's fascinating.
It really is. I'm not an Aaron Rodgers guy. He
didn't write the book. It's an unauthorized biography about him. Okay,
he didn't comment. He did sit down and make some
comments on answer some questions towards the book. But he
did not say, like, write this book and then I'll
(10:01):
get the money. The guy wrote it about him. It's
interesting though, talks about his obviously his playing career and
how he wasn't drafted early. He went from the number
one draft pick to number twenty four draft pick, and
his family stuff and it's interesting. But anywayship, yeah, yeah,
this guy named Danny Jansen became the first Major leaguer
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ever to appear on both sides of a baseball box score.
He played for the same to play for two different
teams in the same game. Oh wow, he got traded
in the middle of the game, so he got so
what happened was he took the field for Boston on
Monday in the continuation of a range lad game that
he started for Toronto in June before he was traded
to the Red Sox, so he played the game back
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in the day they rescheduled it. By the time they
got back to this game, he was now playing for
a different team. I dated a girl whose dad played
for two different teams in the same day, and I
think that maybe his last name is young Blood. I
think that may be the which a cool ass last name. Yeah,
but it may be the only person who's ever done that.
He played, and I believe Chicago was involved. I think
(11:04):
he played for somebody and he was at Wrigley and
they traded him during a day game. During the game,
they traded him, so he was like okay, and they're like,
you can go to a hare and catch a flight
and get to New York to play for the Mets.
You can get to New York by the night game.
And so he drove to a cab. I guess he
got his crap because like, you're not on his team anymore.
So he took his little bag and he went out
and he got a cab, and he went to O'Hare
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and he went up to the ticket counter and he
bought a ticket. I think this was in the nineties.
And he flew to New York and he played at
Chase Stadium in that game too, and he had a hit.
I think the status he had a hit in both games. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (11:35):
Well, he's the man known for getting two hits for
two teams in one day.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
There you go, there you go.
Speaker 5 (11:40):
It looks like it was he was. He was on
the Mets playing against the Cubs in Wrigley and then
I don't know where he ended up. Then he got
traded to the Exposer. Yeah, maybe that was it. It
was something like that.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Anyway, so they're like, you're out of here, and he's like, okay,
So he just went and then went to another team
and they're like, okay, you're in. You're playing tonight. You
made it in time. But anyway, there's your stat this guy,
he's the first to play for two teams in the
same game. Technically. The top party school in the US
has been announced. And I don't know why I did
not consult this list when I was looking for colleges
(12:14):
to go to. I don't know why this wasn't you
know Princeton Review, Top Schools, Top fifty schools, all this stuff. No,
why was not looking at the right list. The University
of California at Santa Barbara has been ranked the top
party school for the third straight year. How bad could
that possibly be? The University of Santa Barbara? What nice
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possibly could be bad about that? California, It's a beach town.
It's I mean, unbelievable. Five hundred thousand student reviews they
asked to come up with this, or they ask these
people to come up with it. The five categories that
are used to create the ranking spots include bar accessibility,
restaurant access, Greek life, school athletics, and transparent student surveys.
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One student set. It's literally heaven on earth. As long
as you don't overdo it. You have to prioritize school
of for partying because the academic load is rigorous. The
University of Oklahoma at second place and the University of
Cincinnati the bear Cats took the third spot. So I'm
not sure what a bear cat is but the bear
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and the cat. But can you reason with that? Probably
certainly I could, especially in Cincinnati. If I had that
spaghetti chili combo with the onions on top, what do
they call that? Yeah? If I had that, I just
I would negotiate. It would be fine. Joel young Blood
is the guy. Shot that's a Joel young Blood and
his hot ass daughter. I don't know, Okay, it doesn't matter.
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And Mary, she's a wonderful person. I wish you will.
She's a boyfriend. I think as for a while. She's
the one I see, never mind, I'm not getting into
this it she's the one I see on inadvertently on whatever.
The app, the money app is the one that shows
you who's paying Boom. She's constantly paying for stuff with
some guy and I'm like, you don't pay for anything
(14:01):
when you dated me. You know how you can see
like the spending history. We've talked about it before, and
it doesn't tell you how much they spent, but you
can see who's paying home and like a little is
a venmo that does that? Yeah, And there's a little
comment there and like I noticed that. I guess because
we're friends. This is a great stalking tool that people
don't know about because I guess if they're in your
phone book and the app is attached to your phone book,
then it will show up and you'll see people's like
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you know, who they've sent money to and who they've
received money from. And she's constantly sending money into this guy,
like and it will be like for dinner, it'll be
like a little picture of food and I'm like, I
paid for every day. The hell's going on here? And
new research shows that US based social media users use
more curse words than those in any other country. In
a state by state breakdown, Maryland residents swear the most,
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then Louisiana, Georgia, and Virginia respectively. The top ten cursing
capitals in the US were then rounded out by Ohio, Mississippi, Pennsylvania,
and that of New Jersey and Michigan. It's where they
cust the most. I love a good cuss word. I do.
It's National Just Because Day, which means do something you
want just because and make your day great before eight
thirty six or whatever. I told you it's gonna be
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a good one today, right right, yes, okay? Cool The entertainmer,
of course. Second