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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the Fresh Show. This is what's trending, Jason Brown.
So we were not here yesterday, which means it's today.
We reveal the results all of your sports picks Week
six NFL.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
How many weeks are there? Seventeen?
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Yeah, and then the playoffs yeah, so like am something
like that. We got a long way to go. Wow.
So here were your picks full week, including the Monday
night game. You had the Seahawks over the four nine Ers. No,
you had the Jags over the Bears. No. You had
the Cardinals over the Packers.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
No.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Oh, you had the Eagles over the Browns. Yes. You
had the Ravens over the Commanders. Yes, you had the
Patriots over the Texans. No. Do you have the Buccaneers
over the Saints. Yes, you had the Titans over the Colts. Know.
You had the Chargers over the Broncos. Yes, you had
the Raiders over the Steelers, the Cowboys over the Lions,
Panthers over the Falcons all. No, you had the Bengals
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over the Giants. Yes. You had the Bills over the Jets.
Bengals over the Giants, yes, and then the Bills over
the Jets. Yes, six and eight, six and eight for
Week six in the NFL as for the can't lose
par sleigh not terrible. Jared Goff will score twice. Yes,
Elijah Moore will score once. No. Cole Comet will score once. Yes.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
People were sending me photos of cold Comet and his
crop top. Yeah, well they're like, you know, you point
it out. He knows what he's doing. He does know
what he's doing. He keeps his stomach hair groomed and
he wears a crop top. Have to be the long
snapper on Sunday too. You don't know what you sure
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would that be an issue if he had stomach hair though?
Speaker 1 (01:53):
No, I like it? Okay, But do you think that's
what he's thinking about when he grooms his stomach hair?
Is it? You know, I'm wearing this crop top and
I can't you know, I don't.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
I wouldn't think so.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
But the fact that he's pairing the stomach hair with
the crop top.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
He knows what he is. Okay, You don't think it's
just a full body grooming regild.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Because it's like a it's it's pretty like lined up.
It's got a good line. Who was just talking about this?
It was one of the Kelsey brothers was. It was Jason.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Jason Kelsey was talking about this about I guess maybe
they're moving a lot of the interviews out of the
locker room because I don't. I don't know it's because
they don't. It's weird. It is kind of weird.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Saying they're saying that they should get naked with the players,
like where they did you have to be naked?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Well, because Jason was like basically that there are a
bunch of like guys don't know where to they don't
know where to put their eyes, like they stare at
our job. And I've told the story before about the
one or two times I've been in an NFL locker
room before or after a game, after specifically, and I
was so paranoid about not looking in the right place
because like if you look straight like if you're in
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the you know, if you're the end of the locker room,
and if I just look straight ahead, it's dong everywhere.
These dudes are used to it, right, Like, I mean,
I played high school basketball, but we didn't there weren't
that many guys in the locker room and we didn't
just strip it down. But these dudes when at the
end of the game when they're just all sweaty and whatever.
Everything just comes off. It's just like they just and
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it's just on the floor, and then there are people
that come around pick it up and clean it and
whatever else attendance, and so it's just no big deal
to just be swinging. And then they just walk in
the shower. It's a gigantic shower room, you know, and
I don't know, it's just no big deal and no
one's paying attention, but I mean, I don't, so I
just stared at the ceiling. I mean, I literally these
guys always thought it was the bottom of my chin
because I was just so worried about looking in the
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wrong place and getting caught. But I guess you just
supposed to act cool and just walking around like, you know,
just I don't know, like it's happening, but you're not looking.
But I guess. Jason Kelsey was saying, a lot of
guys they look and it's kind of weird. And he
was like, I don't really care because I don't have
much he was talking about. He didn't have much going
on down there, so it didn't really matter. But yeah,
I was so paranoid that I would somehow like make
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eye contact with someone and then be looking right at
their stuff. Is this surprised? And women don't do this
in the locker room?
Speaker 2 (04:10):
You know.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
I'm always in locker rooms.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
The gym for a while and then you know that.
But but you were wearing the same clothing from outside
of the gym, and then also you leave in the
same clothing from outside the gym. So yeah, did you
give up on that? Did you stop doing that?
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Actually I'm getting started again. Oh good, I'm trying to
get tight and right for jingle Ball. So yes, I'll
be back in my furry boose.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Good. So you called Gideon, man.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
No, I'm not calling Gideon. I'm still running from Gideon.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
You know.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
I was chat he's been running marathons and everything.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
He did run the marathons. He hasn't texted me back
though to tell me how it went. But is okay.
He's not a very I'll be honest. He's not a
very responsive texter. He's a very thoughtful texture. He's not
a very responsible.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Social He looked like he had a good old time
running the Maria.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
I'm sure he did. He's one of those people, man,
He's one of those people like, oh.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
This is hard.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Big smile. I'm like, oh mile twenty yay, you kidding me?
I call everybody back. I'd go see him with that
metal around my neck. You want to know how I
did on the marathon? Here I am, look at me.
But I did go to dinner on Sunday night. The
Chicago Bank of America Marathon was on Sunday, and I
went to dinner Sunday night and people were in the
restaurant with their medals on. And I had no issue
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with that. I have a zero issue with that whatsoever.
You run a marathon, you could wear the medal as
long as you want. You can. You could wear it
now if you ran three years ago. I don't care.
But there were some good signs, There were some there
were people. There was there was a keg stand opportunity.
Do you see that video? And people were running by
and there was I looked like a frat house. I
don't know what neighborhood it was in, and there they
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had a keg and you could run by and grab
the keg and they'd lift you up and then you
can do a keg stand keep running.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
That's awesome.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Yeah, yeah, I just I've never really had them the
desired to do that. I mean, I'm sure it's quite
the feet. It must feel amazing when it's over, but
I mean I don't. And actually, I'm kind of moved
by the fact that people do this. And then I
see people doing it that don't look like they're in
as good as shape as I consider myself to be in,
which is not great shape, right, But I'm just saying, like,
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just my body form is, and I see people that
look like they don't have a very you know, like
like I look, I would look better naked than they would,
and they're hauling ass running a marathon, and I'm like,
I can't do it. So I'm like, well, what the
hell's wrong with me? You know, if you want to,
and even like the twenty six point two sticker, if
you must, it's kind that's kind of annoying because that's
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there forever. But if you must, you did it. You
should be able to brag about it. Right, Yes, has
anyone here ever done it? If you un a.
Speaker 5 (06:38):
No, if someone's chasing me, you got to like prepare
for it, right, I feel like practice, how do you
practice for a marathon?
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Like that's a marathon writing program, but you already.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Do want a marathon, just prepare for it.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Basically, I heard somebody say that there's three guys they
interviewed who had done it done who have done every
single Chicago marathon. And one guy's theory is, if you
can run nine miles without like really exerting yourself, Like,
if you can run nine miles without stopping and you're
not dead at the end of it, then you could
easily run the marathon.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
I can't. So I'm glad.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
We know. Yeah, so no, wouldn't be able to do that.
I'm glad, But I mean, I don't know. You. It's
just it's just so much. He goes into it and you,
I mean, what if you get injured and you're just chafing.
I mean you're running, You're running from here to oh hair,
yeah and backquivalent.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
A straight line from Chicago to Naperville.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
That's wild.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
It's the equivalent of them.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
And that's if it's flat. I realize this pert They say,
it's pretty flat, pretty flat, but it was kind of hot.
I guess on Sunday it was wind. That's another thing.
You ever tried to run into the wind, Like I
just started running recently because Gideon's making me do it,
and I will say running outside is is harder but
better than running inside because I don't know stuff to
look at and depending on the whether what, But like
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I wind uphill like this is ridiculous, Like what are
we doing here? And then I thought the whole point
of the marathon, and someone pointed this out to me
the other night. I thought it was that you were
supposed to run twenty six point two miles and then die?
Is that what the marathon was invented for? Isn't that
what the Romans? Was it? The Romans? Tell me the marathon.
Tell me the history of the marathon. Please Rufield, because
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I think it's a little bit morbid, honestly.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Really is it?
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Is it Greek or is it a Roman? I don't
know what. Maybe it's Greek, I'm not sure, but there's
some sort of like morbid tie.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Greek long Distancia.
Speaker 6 (08:35):
Jason was one of the og modern Olympic events in
eighteen ninety six.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
I thought I had some sort of like it.
Speaker 6 (08:41):
Probably does all that time, but I'm looking away.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
So congratulations everybody who did that. It's really an amazing
for you. I'm very proud of all of you. Yes,
and that's it's just something I'll never do. It just
won't happen, Like it's just not necessary. I can go
my whole life and say that I didn't do that.
Even the triathlon one makes a little more sense to
me because at least you're which things up a little bit. Yeah,
you know, we're jumping in the water, you're riding the bike.
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Riding the bike. I think I can handle that. I
think I could do that kind of sitting. I guess
in a way, I think I could. Now. The problem
is you have to do it all consecutively right now.
If I could do it like over the course of
a month or something like, you know, so swim this
far and then and then and not even the real
triathlon this the sprint and that that the sprint one
is not but there's like a shorter one. Maybe I
could do that. What's the is it like a triathlon?
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Is it like is it a sprint? There's a shorter
version that's acceptable that I thought, you know, I could
probably do that. I grew up swimming, like not competitively,
but I know how to swim like real swim, so
I could probably do that. The bike, I could probably do.
Speaker 6 (09:38):
There isn't something called a death run that this dude
did from Marathon to Athens, which is what I think
you're referring to.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
I just feel like with some of this stuff, there's
always like a like they had to run and if
someone caught them, they were dead. I mean, I feel
like with a lot of this old, old, old old
timey stuff. There was a Yes, there was a Sinistern.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
So there was a battle between the Persians and the Weeks,
and the Greeks were winning, and this guy ran all
the way from the battle to the city, was taking
all its clothes off, and he ran a marathon and
he said that we won, and then he collapsed and died.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Okay, there you go. There's some sort of historical implication.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
What was the closed thing was his armor off, so
he was he was getting rid of all the weight
and he ran from it was a battle of marathon.
He ran back to Greek Greece, and he told him
that we won, and then he died. God, oh, I
hope it was worth it.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Guy's space. How about space today and what's trending? NASA
launched a rocket to the Moon on Monday, but this
particular moon will take nearly six years to reach. The spacecraft,
known as the Europa Clipper, took off from the Jupiter
Moon of Europa for the Jupiter Moon of Europa and
a scheduled to arrive in twenty thirty. According to space
dot Com, that's the thing. Once the journey's complete, the
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spacecraft will begin its real work, which is assessing the
ocean beneath the planet's icy service to seem if or
whether it would be able to support life. Europa could
have all the ingredients for life as we know it,
according to one NASA Associate administrator, water, organics, chemical, energy,
and stability. What we discover at Europa will have profound
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implications for the study of astrobiology and how we view
our place in the universe. That's good. So we've screwed
up this one enough, this Earth enough. Then now we've
got to go find another one to start over there.
And I would not be opposed to volunteering a tribute.
Is it possible. It's only six years away, so it's
possible I could get there and be like two cold
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and then come back only six That's only twelve years
in my life. That would be sacrificed. But imagine if
you got to be like a go to the brand new, clean, pristine. No,
no one's messed it up yet, Earth or your equivalent. Yeah,
think about that.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
I'm too tired.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
You could build your own mansion. Could You could be
the Kim Kardashian of that land wanted to be. They're
going to have TikTok there.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
You know that you may not want to go to this.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
We may not have TikTok here, but they're going to
have it there. No one can say anything because there's
no government there, no election yet.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Sound safe.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
I think it's a good idea.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
You let all those people try it out first, and
then let me know.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Okay, well I'm not entirely a posed to a clean slate.
You know. It's kind of like when your car, it's like, ah,
let's get a new one. Yes, you know what I mean. Like,
this thing's kind of broken here, you guys, let me
trade this thing in, you know, and see what I
can get. Toy Insider has released the list of the
hottest toys of twenty twenty four, and it was on
the Today Show, And so that means that all of
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this stuff is going to be impossible to get. I
think if you're a toy maker. What you want to
do is try and get someone to put you on
this list, because once you're on here, then parents don't
even know what the hell half of this crap is.
And then they're like, oh, I have it. I gotta
have it because my kids got to have it. And
you know, at least one of these things is going
to go on eBay for a million dollars or something.
You know, it's like the the PlayStations are always like
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the PlayStation five was like this, the Tickle Me Elmo.
When I was a kid, Erbies Ferbie, I can remember.
I was a radio personality. We got our hands on
some furbies and it was like we had to put
them in a safe, give them a I'm like what
it was like a twenty five dollars toy or something.
But they were going for thousands of beanie babies. He
can't know anything about beanie babies.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Oh, I want to talk about it.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Beanie babies.
Speaker 6 (13:23):
No, I never had any of them, not even expensive one.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
The beanie babies for my sisters generation, which was eight
years after my childhood, What were the sports cards of
my childhood? Because my parents actually bought into the beanie babies,
and they bought into the sports cards. Like my parents
were fine with me earning money and going and giving
a fifty year old man all of that money in
trade for little pieces of paper cardboard that were supposed
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to be this. This was gonna be my ticket, and
it turns out I don't have anything worth anything same
the return on my investment is a negative four thousand percent.
And the beanie babies were the same way. My parents
were going out and just getting all these things. My
sister had like a it was like a rope or
like a plastic kind of like a chain and you
would attach them. They had little clips, I mean, and
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it was like full. But she probably has one hundred
of these things. None of them are worth anything, but
they were sure that if we bought enough of them,
but some of them would be worth something.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Had the little you had, the little thing to cover
the tag, Oh yeah, the tag protector, yep.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Oh yeah. I had a teacher in high school, mister
Flay was his name. Nice man. Actually he was a
cool guy. He was well, he was the same guy
that I went on that camping trip with. Speaking of
the games you play at home, but he would go
to convention. He was convinced that he was going to
retire on these things, and he would go to conventions
and buy up all the beanie babies, and I don't know,
maybe he had some of the ones that you want,
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but like you know, there was the Princess died, So
my sister has like the second generation, and then they
were like third fourth. They made a bunch of I
guess different princess died beanie babies. But there was one
that you wanted and it had a defect, didnt it
or something? Is that what it was, Kaylin?
Speaker 3 (15:01):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
There was something about the Princess Diabetia baby that you
wanted and said you had it.
Speaker 6 (15:06):
I had it, yeah, but I don't remember the I
think it was the size and the like model, because
they made a few.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
I had the bigger one.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
There was one that you wanted and it's worth all
the money I had. And then your sister ripped the
tag off in half. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Yeah, Reculan at McDonald's when the that was the Happy
the BT babies. Yeah, I made kind of a killing.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Oh yeah, that was that was my equivalent was the
Titanic double VHS that I could I could sneak out
of the back room before it was available for a
small price of your phone number. And that's a whole
different thing because back in the day, this is before
everybody had a cell phone. So the phone number meant
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you had to call the house in the house phone,
and you'd be nervous calling the house phone. You remember this.
You had to call the house phone, and then Dad
would always answer when I called, would be like, hey,
can I speak to you know, Mary or whatever, and
it's like, who's this? You know, you had to be
kind of a jerk. It was a right of passage.
And kids these days will never know that. Never you
don't have to call anybody anymore.
Speaker 6 (16:07):
You just text them Now their messages disappear on Snapchat.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
I mean, all this.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Stuff, the kids will never know anyway. A Fat Brain, Toys,
Play Tab, Cry Babies Morning Routine Doll. That already sounds terrible.
Cry Baby's Morning Routine Doll. Just play for Real, fur Real, Peanut,
the Playful Monkey, Okay, Fisher Price a mad Gen xt
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Star Wars, Death Vader Bot, Oh nice, I can't even
say have this Crab Hasboro, Plato Pizza Delivery Scooter play set.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
I've seen that one.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Wait a minute, hold on, how many different things are
we be incorporating here? It hasbro Plato I got that part.
Pizza delivery y scooter place is a scooter involvement.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
It looks like it's a Plato set that looks like
a scooter.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Yeah, it's pretty cool looking, but you get the pizza
for this looks like a pizza delivery scooter. You know,
a scooter that has pizza delivery on the scooter. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
I just wanted to work so bad.
Speaker 6 (17:06):
I was always on a cash register, you know what
I mean at a grocery store.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
It's like, girl, live your child. I wanted to be
a teacher.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Wait, I kind of like this playoff thing though. That's it.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
My little schooter around deliver.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
It's ninety four bucks right now and you can still
get it, but not alone. Yeah, Marvel Spidey and his
Amazing Friends Duel Race, Mega Jump HQ track just rolls
off the top. How can a child even describe that
they want? Honestly, I want Paulie to tell me that
she wants to Marvel's Spidy and his Amazing Friends Duel Race,
Mega Jump HQ track.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
So Amazon just sent the gift book in the mills,
like seven hundred toys in the thing, and all they
do is Action's got like eighty things.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
Circles that already, he circles all of the pages.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Right, See, that's not even it. I know a parent
whose kid puts together a full interactive, hyper linked wish list,
so all you have to do you and he emails
it to everybody. So all you have to do is
click on the link and hit by it now and
send it to their house. That's it's so smart that list. Right.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
Yes, he's putting in the work.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
That's what I mean. Literally, two clicks, you got your thing.
This was It was not this way when we were kids. No,
you had to play. You had to plant the seed
for months, and you had to you had to focus
on one item correct and say it over and over again,
and then my sister would get that item. Is what
would happen the Tiletown Blue Healer home. These are the
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toys that you want. I guess that all the kids
are asking for. According to today's show, Jack's Pacific Target, Toy,
Check Lane, Spinmaster, DC Comics, Batman, Ultimore Ultimate Transforming Batmobile,
and the Littlest Pet Shop Playset. Oh yeah, Okay and
cale on, this one's for you. A Mississippi woman who
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stayed at the Strat hotel the Stratosphere they call it
the strat to make it cool, like it in Las
Vegas in twenty twenty two, says she still has scars
from where she was bitten by bedbugs in her room.
This woman, ensuing the hotel formerly noticed the Stratosphere. Now
it's the Strat. Now it's the rebrand bed bug. We
didn't have torn it again. Yeah, the problem is that
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gigantic Stratosphere out front is going to give it away.
It's true, you can't change the name. Man claiming that
the hotel's negligence has cost her fifteen grands so far,
in amount that she expects to go up. She says
two days after she checked in, she woke up in
the middle of the night feeling itchy. She says she
found a bedbug on the bed and saw painful welts
on her left leg and buttocks, and then went to
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get help from a hotel employees. She says that the
pain and itching continued for weeks. She has permanent scarring
and emotional distress of course as a result, and she
wants now I think it's one hundred and fifty grand.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Give it to her.
Speaker 6 (19:49):
I'm telling you you will never know that kind of
trauma until you know that.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
I still have scars too.
Speaker 6 (19:55):
I get phantom scratches like where I'll just start scratching
everywhere because I just like have the tr I'm from it.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
It's real bad. Well, the problem is if you then
bring it home. And then if you remember Kaylen a
few years ago, if you remember Kaylen's clash bed bugs,
it was Kaylen versus the bed bugs, and then it
was Kaylen versus the landlord. May they all rest in
peace because you don't have to deal with that anymore.
You've moved away.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
And the creepy exminator guy, Oh it was a creator
guy too.
Speaker 6 (20:19):
Yeah, if you recall, he asked to seem my boobies
because that was where the remaining bumps were.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Yeah, what a guy though, honestly, because sometimes you can't
see all angles, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
So I was trying to help you my most fragile state.
I just trying to help you.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
And he qualified for that sort of thing, you know
what I mean. Yeah, they teach you that in the exterminations.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Yeah, he's very professional, and I need to look from.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Head to tail at those yaddos. Yeah, I'm going to
It's just part of the process. Says it right here.
It does not say that or does not say that
it wasn't working either. Just for the record, Okay, Now
we got a bunch of days and somebodys are serious.
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It's the Fresh Show. This is what's trending, Jason Brown.
So we were not here yesterday, which means it's today.
We reveal the results all of your sports picks Week
six NFL.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
How many weeks are there? Seventeen?
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Yeah, and then the playoffs yeah, so like am something
like that. We got a long way to go. Wow.
So here were your picks full week, including the Monday
night game. You had the Seahawks over the four nine Ers. No,
you had the Jags over the Bears. No. You had
the Cardinals over the Packers.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
No.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Oh, you had the Eagles over the Browns. Yes. You
had the Ravens over the Commanders. Yes, you had the
Patriots over the Texans. No. Do you have the Buccaneers
over the Saints. Yes, you had the Titans over the Colts. Know.
You had the Chargers over the Broncos. Yes, you had
the Raiders over the Steelers, the Cowboys over the Lions,
Panthers over the Falcons all. No, you had the Bengals
(01:04):
over the Giants. Yes. You had the Bills over the Jets.
Bengals over the Giants, yes, and then the Bills over
the Jets. Yes, six and eight, six and eight for
Week six in the NFL as for the can't lose
par sleigh not terrible. Jared Goff will score twice. Yes,
Elijah Moore will score once. No. Cole Comet will score once. Yes.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
People were sending me photos of cold Comet and his
crop top. Yeah, well they're like, you know, you point
it out. He knows what he's doing. He does know
what he's doing. He keeps his stomach hair groomed and
he wears a crop top. Have to be the long
snapper on Sunday too. You don't know what you sure
(01:51):
would that be an issue if he had stomach hair though?
Speaker 1 (01:53):
No, I like it? Okay, But do you think that's
what he's thinking about when he grooms his stomach hair?
Is it? You know, I'm wearing this crop top and
I can't you know, I don't.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
I wouldn't think so.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
But the fact that he's pairing the stomach hair with
the crop top.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
He knows what he is. Okay, You don't think it's
just a full body grooming regild.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Because it's like a it's it's pretty like lined up.
It's got a good line. Who was just talking about this?
It was one of the Kelsey brothers was. It was Jason.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Jason Kelsey was talking about this about I guess maybe
they're moving a lot of the interviews out of the
locker room because I don't. I don't know it's because
they don't. It's weird. It is kind of weird.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Saying they're saying that they should get naked with the players,
like where they did you have to be naked?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Well, because Jason was like basically that there are a
bunch of like guys don't know where to they don't
know where to put their eyes, like they stare at
our job. And I've told the story before about the
one or two times I've been in an NFL locker
room before or after a game, after specifically, and I
was so paranoid about not looking in the right place
because like if you look straight like if you're in
(02:58):
the you know, if you're the end of the locker room,
and if I just look straight ahead, it's dong everywhere.
These dudes are used to it, right, Like, I mean,
I played high school basketball, but we didn't there weren't
that many guys in the locker room and we didn't
just strip it down. But these dudes when at the
end of the game when they're just all sweaty and whatever.
Everything just comes off. It's just like they just and
(03:19):
it's just on the floor, and then there are people
that come around pick it up and clean it and
whatever else attendance, and so it's just no big deal
to just be swinging. And then they just walk in
the shower. It's a gigantic shower room, you know, and
I don't know, it's just no big deal and no
one's paying attention, but I mean, I don't, so I
just stared at the ceiling. I mean, I literally these
guys always thought it was the bottom of my chin
because I was just so worried about looking in the
(03:41):
wrong place and getting caught. But I guess you just
supposed to act cool and just walking around like, you know,
just I don't know, like it's happening, but you're not looking.
But I guess. Jason Kelsey was saying, a lot of
guys they look and it's kind of weird. And he
was like, I don't really care because I don't have
much he was talking about. He didn't have much going
on down there, so it didn't really matter. But yeah,
I was so paranoid that I would somehow like make
(04:02):
eye contact with someone and then be looking right at
their stuff. Is this surprised? And women don't do this
in the locker room?
Speaker 2 (04:10):
You know.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
I'm always in locker rooms.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
The gym for a while and then you know that.
But but you were wearing the same clothing from outside
of the gym, and then also you leave in the
same clothing from outside the gym. So yeah, did you
give up on that? Did you stop doing that?
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Actually I'm getting started again. Oh good, I'm trying to
get tight and right for jingle Ball. So yes, I'll
be back in my furry boose.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Good. So you called Gideon, man.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
No, I'm not calling Gideon. I'm still running from Gideon.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
You know.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
I was chat he's been running marathons and everything.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
He did run the marathons. He hasn't texted me back
though to tell me how it went. But is okay.
He's not a very I'll be honest. He's not a
very responsive texter. He's a very thoughtful texture. He's not
a very responsible.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Social He looked like he had a good old time
running the Maria.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
I'm sure he did. He's one of those people, man,
He's one of those people like, oh.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
This is hard.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Big smile. I'm like, oh mile twenty yay, you kidding me?
I call everybody back. I'd go see him with that
metal around my neck. You want to know how I
did on the marathon? Here I am, look at me.
But I did go to dinner on Sunday night. The
Chicago Bank of America Marathon was on Sunday, and I
went to dinner Sunday night and people were in the
restaurant with their medals on. And I had no issue
(05:22):
with that. I have a zero issue with that whatsoever.
You run a marathon, you could wear the medal as
long as you want. You can. You could wear it
now if you ran three years ago. I don't care.
But there were some good signs, There were some there
were people. There was there was a keg stand opportunity.
Do you see that video? And people were running by
and there was I looked like a frat house. I
don't know what neighborhood it was in, and there they
(05:43):
had a keg and you could run by and grab
the keg and they'd lift you up and then you
can do a keg stand keep running.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
That's awesome.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Yeah, yeah, I just I've never really had them the
desired to do that. I mean, I'm sure it's quite
the feet. It must feel amazing when it's over, but
I mean I don't. And actually, I'm kind of moved
by the fact that people do this. And then I
see people doing it that don't look like they're in
as good as shape as I consider myself to be in,
which is not great shape, right, But I'm just saying, like,
(06:10):
just my body form is, and I see people that
look like they don't have a very you know, like
like I look, I would look better naked than they would,
and they're hauling ass running a marathon, and I'm like,
I can't do it. So I'm like, well, what the
hell's wrong with me? You know, if you want to,
and even like the twenty six point two sticker, if
you must, it's kind that's kind of annoying because that's
(06:30):
there forever. But if you must, you did it. You
should be able to brag about it. Right, Yes, has
anyone here ever done it? If you un a.
Speaker 5 (06:38):
No, if someone's chasing me, you got to like prepare
for it, right, I feel like practice, how do you
practice for a marathon?
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Like that's a marathon writing program, but you already.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Do want a marathon, just prepare for it.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Basically, I heard somebody say that there's three guys they
interviewed who had done it done who have done every
single Chicago marathon. And one guy's theory is, if you
can run nine miles without like really exerting yourself, Like,
if you can run nine miles without stopping and you're
not dead at the end of it, then you could
easily run the marathon.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
I can't. So I'm glad.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
We know. Yeah, so no, wouldn't be able to do that.
I'm glad, But I mean, I don't know. You. It's
just it's just so much. He goes into it and you,
I mean, what if you get injured and you're just chafing.
I mean you're running, You're running from here to oh hair,
yeah and backquivalent.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
A straight line from Chicago to Naperville.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
That's wild.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
It's the equivalent of them.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
And that's if it's flat. I realize this pert They say,
it's pretty flat, pretty flat, but it was kind of hot.
I guess on Sunday it was wind. That's another thing.
You ever tried to run into the wind, Like I
just started running recently because Gideon's making me do it,
and I will say running outside is is harder but
better than running inside because I don't know stuff to
look at and depending on the whether what, But like
(08:00):
I wind uphill like this is ridiculous, Like what are
we doing here? And then I thought the whole point
of the marathon, and someone pointed this out to me
the other night. I thought it was that you were
supposed to run twenty six point two miles and then die?
Is that what the marathon was invented for? Isn't that
what the Romans? Was it? The Romans? Tell me the marathon.
Tell me the history of the marathon. Please Rufield, because
(08:21):
I think it's a little bit morbid, honestly.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Really is it?
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Is it Greek or is it a Roman? I don't
know what. Maybe it's Greek, I'm not sure, but there's
some sort of like morbid tie.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Greek long Distancia.
Speaker 6 (08:35):
Jason was one of the og modern Olympic events in
eighteen ninety six.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
I thought I had some sort of like it.
Speaker 6 (08:41):
Probably does all that time, but I'm looking away.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
So congratulations everybody who did that. It's really an amazing
for you. I'm very proud of all of you. Yes,
and that's it's just something I'll never do. It just
won't happen, Like it's just not necessary. I can go
my whole life and say that I didn't do that.
Even the triathlon one makes a little more sense to
me because at least you're which things up a little bit. Yeah,
you know, we're jumping in the water, you're riding the bike.
(09:03):
Riding the bike. I think I can handle that. I
think I could do that kind of sitting. I guess
in a way, I think I could. Now. The problem
is you have to do it all consecutively right now.
If I could do it like over the course of
a month or something like, you know, so swim this
far and then and then and not even the real
triathlon this the sprint and that that the sprint one
is not but there's like a shorter one. Maybe I
could do that. What's the is it like a triathlon?
(09:26):
Is it like is it a sprint? There's a shorter
version that's acceptable that I thought, you know, I could
probably do that. I grew up swimming, like not competitively,
but I know how to swim like real swim, so
I could probably do that. The bike, I could probably do.
Speaker 6 (09:38):
There isn't something called a death run that this dude
did from Marathon to Athens, which is what I think
you're referring to.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
I just feel like with some of this stuff, there's
always like a like they had to run and if
someone caught them, they were dead. I mean, I feel
like with a lot of this old, old, old old
timey stuff. There was a Yes, there was a Sinistern.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
So there was a battle between the Persians and the Weeks,
and the Greeks were winning, and this guy ran all
the way from the battle to the city, was taking
all its clothes off, and he ran a marathon and
he said that we won, and then he collapsed and died.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Okay, there you go. There's some sort of historical implication.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
What was the closed thing was his armor off, so
he was he was getting rid of all the weight
and he ran from it was a battle of marathon.
He ran back to Greek Greece, and he told him
that we won, and then he died. God, oh, I
hope it was worth it.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Guy's space. How about space today and what's trending? NASA
launched a rocket to the Moon on Monday, but this
particular moon will take nearly six years to reach. The spacecraft,
known as the Europa Clipper, took off from the Jupiter
Moon of Europa for the Jupiter Moon of Europa and
a scheduled to arrive in twenty thirty. According to space
dot Com, that's the thing. Once the journey's complete, the
(10:57):
spacecraft will begin its real work, which is assessing the
ocean beneath the planet's icy service to seem if or
whether it would be able to support life. Europa could
have all the ingredients for life as we know it,
according to one NASA Associate administrator, water, organics, chemical, energy,
and stability. What we discover at Europa will have profound
(11:18):
implications for the study of astrobiology and how we view
our place in the universe. That's good. So we've screwed
up this one enough, this Earth enough. Then now we've
got to go find another one to start over there.
And I would not be opposed to volunteering a tribute.
Is it possible. It's only six years away, so it's
possible I could get there and be like two cold
(11:40):
and then come back only six That's only twelve years
in my life. That would be sacrificed. But imagine if
you got to be like a go to the brand new, clean, pristine. No,
no one's messed it up yet, Earth or your equivalent. Yeah,
think about that.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
I'm too tired.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
You could build your own mansion. Could You could be
the Kim Kardashian of that land wanted to be. They're
going to have TikTok there.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
You know that you may not want to go to this.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
We may not have TikTok here, but they're going to
have it there. No one can say anything because there's
no government there, no election yet.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Sound safe.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
I think it's a good idea.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
You let all those people try it out first, and
then let me know.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Okay, well I'm not entirely a posed to a clean slate.
You know. It's kind of like when your car, it's like, ah,
let's get a new one. Yes, you know what I mean. Like,
this thing's kind of broken here, you guys, let me
trade this thing in, you know, and see what I
can get. Toy Insider has released the list of the
hottest toys of twenty twenty four, and it was on
the Today Show, And so that means that all of
(12:37):
this stuff is going to be impossible to get. I
think if you're a toy maker. What you want to
do is try and get someone to put you on
this list, because once you're on here, then parents don't
even know what the hell half of this crap is.
And then they're like, oh, I have it. I gotta
have it because my kids got to have it. And
you know, at least one of these things is going
to go on eBay for a million dollars or something.
You know, it's like the the PlayStations are always like
(12:59):
the PlayStation five was like this, the Tickle Me Elmo.
When I was a kid, Erbies Ferbie, I can remember.
I was a radio personality. We got our hands on
some furbies and it was like we had to put
them in a safe, give them a I'm like what
it was like a twenty five dollars toy or something.
But they were going for thousands of beanie babies. He
can't know anything about beanie babies.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Oh, I want to talk about it.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Beanie babies.
Speaker 6 (13:23):
No, I never had any of them, not even expensive one.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
The beanie babies for my sisters generation, which was eight
years after my childhood, What were the sports cards of
my childhood? Because my parents actually bought into the beanie babies,
and they bought into the sports cards. Like my parents
were fine with me earning money and going and giving
a fifty year old man all of that money in
trade for little pieces of paper cardboard that were supposed
(13:51):
to be this. This was gonna be my ticket, and
it turns out I don't have anything worth anything same
the return on my investment is a negative four thousand percent.
And the beanie babies were the same way. My parents
were going out and just getting all these things. My
sister had like a it was like a rope or
like a plastic kind of like a chain and you
would attach them. They had little clips, I mean, and
(14:11):
it was like full. But she probably has one hundred
of these things. None of them are worth anything, but
they were sure that if we bought enough of them,
but some of them would be worth something.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Had the little you had, the little thing to cover
the tag, Oh yeah, the tag protector, yep.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Oh yeah. I had a teacher in high school, mister
Flay was his name. Nice man. Actually he was a
cool guy. He was well, he was the same guy
that I went on that camping trip with. Speaking of
the games you play at home, but he would go
to convention. He was convinced that he was going to
retire on these things, and he would go to conventions
and buy up all the beanie babies, and I don't know,
maybe he had some of the ones that you want,
(14:47):
but like you know, there was the Princess died, So
my sister has like the second generation, and then they
were like third fourth. They made a bunch of I
guess different princess died beanie babies. But there was one
that you wanted and it had a defect, didnt it
or something? Is that what it was, Kaylin?
Speaker 3 (15:01):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
There was something about the Princess Diabetia baby that you
wanted and said you had it.
Speaker 6 (15:06):
I had it, yeah, but I don't remember the I
think it was the size and the like model, because
they made a few.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
I had the bigger one.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
There was one that you wanted and it's worth all
the money I had. And then your sister ripped the
tag off in half. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Yeah, Reculan at McDonald's when the that was the Happy
the BT babies. Yeah, I made kind of a killing.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Oh yeah, that was that was my equivalent was the
Titanic double VHS that I could I could sneak out
of the back room before it was available for a
small price of your phone number. And that's a whole
different thing because back in the day, this is before
everybody had a cell phone. So the phone number meant
(15:47):
you had to call the house in the house phone,
and you'd be nervous calling the house phone. You remember this.
You had to call the house phone, and then Dad
would always answer when I called, would be like, hey,
can I speak to you know, Mary or whatever, and
it's like, who's this? You know, you had to be
kind of a jerk. It was a right of passage.
And kids these days will never know that. Never you
don't have to call anybody anymore.
Speaker 6 (16:07):
You just text them Now their messages disappear on Snapchat.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
I mean, all this.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Stuff, the kids will never know anyway. A Fat Brain, Toys,
Play Tab, Cry Babies Morning Routine Doll. That already sounds terrible.
Cry Baby's Morning Routine Doll. Just play for Real, fur Real, Peanut,
the Playful Monkey, Okay, Fisher Price a mad Gen xt
(16:31):
Star Wars, Death Vader Bot, Oh nice, I can't even
say have this Crab Hasboro, Plato Pizza Delivery Scooter play set.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
I've seen that one.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Wait a minute, hold on, how many different things are
we be incorporating here? It hasbro Plato I got that part.
Pizza delivery y scooter place is a scooter involvement.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
It looks like it's a Plato set that looks like
a scooter.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Yeah, it's pretty cool looking, but you get the pizza
for this looks like a pizza delivery scooter. You know,
a scooter that has pizza delivery on the scooter. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
I just wanted to work so bad.
Speaker 6 (17:06):
I was always on a cash register, you know what
I mean at a grocery store.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
It's like, girl, live your child. I wanted to be
a teacher.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Wait, I kind of like this playoff thing though. That's it.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
My little schooter around deliver.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
It's ninety four bucks right now and you can still
get it, but not alone. Yeah, Marvel Spidey and his
Amazing Friends Duel Race, Mega Jump HQ track just rolls
off the top. How can a child even describe that
they want? Honestly, I want Paulie to tell me that
she wants to Marvel's Spidy and his Amazing Friends Duel Race,
Mega Jump HQ track.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
So Amazon just sent the gift book in the mills,
like seven hundred toys in the thing, and all they
do is Action's got like eighty things.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
Circles that already, he circles all of the pages.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Right, See, that's not even it. I know a parent
whose kid puts together a full interactive, hyper linked wish list,
so all you have to do you and he emails
it to everybody. So all you have to do is
click on the link and hit by it now and
send it to their house. That's it's so smart that list. Right.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
Yes, he's putting in the work.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
That's what I mean. Literally, two clicks, you got your thing.
This was It was not this way when we were kids. No,
you had to play. You had to plant the seed
for months, and you had to you had to focus
on one item correct and say it over and over again,
and then my sister would get that item. Is what
would happen the Tiletown Blue Healer home. These are the
(18:33):
toys that you want. I guess that all the kids
are asking for. According to today's show, Jack's Pacific Target, Toy,
Check Lane, Spinmaster, DC Comics, Batman, Ultimore Ultimate Transforming Batmobile,
and the Littlest Pet Shop Playset. Oh yeah, Okay and
cale on, this one's for you. A Mississippi woman who
(18:53):
stayed at the Strat hotel the Stratosphere they call it
the strat to make it cool, like it in Las
Vegas in twenty twenty two, says she still has scars
from where she was bitten by bedbugs in her room.
This woman, ensuing the hotel formerly noticed the Stratosphere. Now
it's the Strat. Now it's the rebrand bed bug. We
didn't have torn it again. Yeah, the problem is that
(19:15):
gigantic Stratosphere out front is going to give it away.
It's true, you can't change the name. Man claiming that
the hotel's negligence has cost her fifteen grands so far,
in amount that she expects to go up. She says
two days after she checked in, she woke up in
the middle of the night feeling itchy. She says she
found a bedbug on the bed and saw painful welts
on her left leg and buttocks, and then went to
(19:37):
get help from a hotel employees. She says that the
pain and itching continued for weeks. She has permanent scarring
and emotional distress of course as a result, and she
wants now I think it's one hundred and fifty grand.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Give it to her.
Speaker 6 (19:49):
I'm telling you you will never know that kind of
trauma until you know that.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
I still have scars too.
Speaker 6 (19:55):
I get phantom scratches like where I'll just start scratching
everywhere because I just like have the tr I'm from it.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
It's real bad. Well, the problem is if you then
bring it home. And then if you remember Kaylen a
few years ago, if you remember Kaylen's clash bed bugs,
it was Kaylen versus the bed bugs, and then it
was Kaylen versus the landlord. May they all rest in
peace because you don't have to deal with that anymore.
You've moved away.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
And the creepy exminator guy, Oh it was a creator
guy too.
Speaker 6 (20:19):
Yeah, if you recall, he asked to seem my boobies
because that was where the remaining bumps were.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Yeah, what a guy though, honestly, because sometimes you can't
see all angles, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
So I was trying to help you my most fragile state.
I just trying to help you.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
And he qualified for that sort of thing, you know
what I mean. Yeah, they teach you that in the exterminations.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Yeah, he's very professional, and I need to look from.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Head to tail at those yaddos. Yeah, I'm going to
It's just part of the process. Says it right here.
It does not say that or does not say that
it wasn't working either. Just for the record, Okay, Now
we got a bunch of days and somebodys are serious.
So anyway. A National Pregnancy and Infant Loss Remembrance Day,
National White Cane Safety Day celebrates the achievements of people
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