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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Fred Show. This is what's trending right.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
The NFL playoffs over the weekend. So we got the
Bills over the Ravens, the Eagles over the Rams, the
Chiefs over the Texans, and the Commanders over the last.
I said it quietly. I was hoping Kaylen didn't hear it.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Oh, I heard it. I saw it.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Rainbows over here, Kaylen. Everything's fine.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
It's not. But we're used to this, so that's okay.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Did you get really inebriated after that or were you already?
Speaker 3 (00:28):
I went home?
Speaker 1 (00:29):
You did?
Speaker 4 (00:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Everybody stayed out.
Speaker 5 (00:30):
I went home.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
I was bombed. Sucks but all good.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
I mean, it does suck when your team loses. It
really does. Understatement, I've cried over I think twice. I've
cried over once one tears of joy that was the
Cubs World Series, and then I cried twice.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Yeah, how was Nana enjoy the experience?
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Kind?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
I saw you brought her to the bar in an urn.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
I did take her, and this woman sitting next to
me started talking to me, and she's like, I brought
my dad here.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
It's his ninetieth birthday. We met up.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
You know, we're celebrating tonight and night and said, oh
my god, I brought my grandma and she went and
signed the cross. So you know, I scared the crap
out of a woman. If that's you, I'm so sorry.
But she did not enjoy the experience, just like her granddaughter.
So we we walked home and you know.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Yeah, did you somebody was asking me.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
They actually like texted me who saw your story and
was like, hey, is that thing permanently sealed or like
can you cause you really did bring an urn to
the bar and you have before I did, because Nana's
in there, so it's it's like sealed, it can't open.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Yeah, Jeff got her sealed for me.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Yeah, okay, which is important because.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
I had to.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
I brought a bag this time to be like safe.
But I do need a custom earned care carrier if
anyone can I see make that for me, but like.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
A crossbody some kind of like crossbody earned carrier.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Yeah, she is sealed though, Okay, we're good on that.
But yeah, people were cheersing her and stuff.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Yeah, people were worried about it.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
They were texting me going, hey, it's like does she
know like the thing could open and the Nana's kind
of all over the floor of the bar.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
You know that I wouldn't do that.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
No, not a good thing. Donald J.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Trump once again the president. And that is your political
news of the day. Ohio State won their first national
title since twenty fourteen, defeating Notre Dame last night thirty
four to twenty three.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
I know you knew that, Jason thoughts on the game. Good,
I don't like Notre Dame. Hot take? Were you like
Ohio State? Yes? Oh boy? Okay?
Speaker 2 (02:24):
And Ben Johnson has apparently agreed to become the Chicago
bears next head coach. That was It's been kind of
floating around. I don't if anyone's confirmed it, but that's
what Adam Schefter saying. And Adam Schefter from ESPN seems
to know everything, as you know.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Oh yeah, I mean Adam, I think.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
It's confirmed from having a boyfriend that works in stupid sports.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Okay, yeah, I mean everyone's saying it. It's done, But
I don't think the Bears have come out and said,
like we hired this guy.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Here you go, everyone, why would it be done? Is
he bad or something? Wait?
Speaker 4 (02:53):
No, done, done, done, done, don He's coming from the Lions,
so that.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Yeah, too.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Not gonna have any coaches except for Dan Campbell. Dan
Campbell don't have to coach everything himself, which he can do.
The guy consumes enough caffeine. He's fully capable of it.
Yeah he is. He's been the Lions offensive coordinated for
the past three seasons and he is, argue with the
most coveted coach available right now.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
So you've got that.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
But anyway, how many which of these teams did you pick, Jason,
because I don't remember which ones you picked in which
one Bella picked?
Speaker 1 (03:24):
I don't remember who played? You had the Lions, right, yeah, Lions.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
He picked the Chiefs and the Chiefs obviously, the Rams
and the Ravens.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
So you you you only won one? You went one? Yeah,
I know, you're really really off right.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
You off our intern who wants to be a sports broadcaster?
She picked some of the other ones? Or does she
also do poorly?
Speaker 5 (03:51):
She picked the Chiefs, the Lions, the Eagles, and the Bills.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Okay, she got she got more right Bills.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
That made it better, No.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Carrie Underwood.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
She walked into the Capitol rotunda after President Trump was
sworn in on Monday, microphone in hand, ready to sing.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
America the Beautiful.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
However, there was no music to go with it, so
they all just kind of stood there for a while,
and then I guess finally somebody told her like, hey,
it's not gonna be new music. So she's sang at
acapella and they're a really good job. Yeah, which it
has to be hard, and she was expecting you know,
the music backing, and then when that doesn't come, like
what do you do? Like never mind? But no, she
has that voice. Some people that would have been very dangerous.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
I would have pooped my pants, like me too, Okay, uh,
I don't know what I'm.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Gonna do now.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
I would have forgot the lyrics even though like even
though you like, you know, I shut up, Jason, you
know a song like you know, you know a song
like I know the national anthem, you know, like I
know that, But in that moment with the music, that mean.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
That I would have completely blanked out.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
You know.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Yeah, I'll just take yourself out.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
You know.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
I would play the music for you, and I'd love
to hear your rendition. But I'm almost I'm almost afraid.
I'm almost afraid of what might actually happen if we
did that. So I'm just gonna say you know it,
and it would be beauty.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
Right now the music does which one are singing?
Speaker 1 (05:09):
America? The beautiful nasie. I never said I knew that one.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
I said I knew the national anthem. Okay, I just
feel like America.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Which is not I pledge you know that's a different one.
Oh yeah, bet yeah, but you know the national anthem? Yes?
Speaker 5 (05:25):
Oh we can you see by the downs early like
so proudly we hel at the twilight's last gleaming fresh
stripes and bright stars through the peril this fight for
the ramparts we'd watch were so gallantly streaming, and the
rockets red glare, boom, the birds bursting in air, birds birds,
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bombs burst in the areas, gave proof through the night
that our flag was still there. Old say, does that
start spangled banner? Still glare? That's right, it's not.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Finger you confuse and listen listening. I got to protect
my girl.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
It was right, new executive order playing.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
I wish we could get stuff done that fast around here.
My god, it was ten things so quick, great, unstoppable.
I have things I want to get done around here.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
We probably could have slipped a few ends.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Nobody would have known sign on that pant there were
enough of them.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Okay, gave proof of the night flag. What's still there?
Speaker 5 (06:28):
All say, does that star staying spangled back way?
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Yet waved on looking it up?
Speaker 4 (06:38):
Oh doth for the Land of the Free and the
Home of the sound like idiots.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
I'm trying, No, I'm like talking and trying to find
the lyrics at the same time.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Well, I do normally sing it once a day, I know.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
We rise and put our hands over our hearts, and
then we look at the flag that we have hanging
in the studio, and then we do.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
But were more of a pledge of allegiance. Crew.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
You didn't take your beanie off this morning, though, I
was like annoyed at you.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
I always the beanie. I come on, the beatie was
over my heart, you know, I mean hair straight up.
I don't care. It's patriotism once in a generation. Winter
storm is sweeping through the South, with bone chilling temperatures
and potentially historic snowfall. The governors of Louisiana, Georgia, Alabama, Florida,
and Mississippi declared states of emergency. Texas authorities have directed
state agencies to mobilize resources due to the threat of
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heavy snow. More than two hundred and twenty million people
across forty states are affected by bitterly cold air, with
the upper Midwest and northern plains likely to experience windshield
temperatures as low as fifty five degrees below zero this
week fifty five below. Also, as you may have encountered
over the weekend, TikTok went away and then it came back.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
I called Shenanigans. I told you yes on this program
right here.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Yes, you did you predict. It's like you knew that
you knew.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
And there are so many conspiracy theories about this. Oh
yeahay they switched servers, that it was all a ploy,
that there's all kinds of weird stuff going on.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
But you say we're only getting half of it though,
or something didn't I read that he was like, okay,
you have TikTok, but you only have half of it,
or like he was going to change it or something.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
That's the deal he wants to do. Okay, Well, he
wants to sell half of it, so he wants the
United States to buy fifty percent of it. Okay, so
that he thinks that well, all of a sudden, everyone's
position on this has changed.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Why you don't fulgia made in China and they can
probably you know, there's a lot of ways, and only
kids use TikTok. I'm like, yeah, only kids, It's exactly right.
But they have signed an executive action the DeLay's enforcement
of the TikTok band for seventy five days. I just
thought it was sus that the very first thing you
see when it comes back, the very first thing, oh yeah,
was thank you to the president president message elect.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
Though he wasn't even president yet, right technically until yesterday
to the message.
Speaker 5 (08:45):
Okay, so what is an elect president elect doing so
quickly and so effectively?
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Sorry, my saw sign up, but he wasn't even in
office yet. We're already thanking him. Do you get what
I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
But I don't even know that I've ever seen a
business reopen, except for except for what was that place
called the Four Seasons air Conditioning place in Philadelphia. I
remember the last cycle where they thought they were having
it at the ballroom of a hotel, but it was
really out in front of a like a car washer
or something over there. Yeah, but I don't think I've
ever seen that before, where a business reopens and the
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very first statement is thanks to the President.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
It's like, huh, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
A Starbucks employee in Mobile, Alabama required stitches and vaccinations
last week after a customer's pet monkey leaped into a
service window, ran up her arm to her head, and
then began biting her. The attack reportedly ended with a
coworker with a coworker grabbing the animal and threw it
out of the drive through window. The employee the monkey attack,
who asked that she remained unnamed, sustained BikeE marks to
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her hands an laceration in her ear which required stitches.
The owner of the animal could face charges and what
could possibly go wrong here? But a Florida woman was
hiding drugs in a bag labeled definitely not a bag
full of drugs. This is a real story and she
was arrested after being released from jail ten days earlier
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for drug charges. The Brevard County I think I said
that right deputy and her canine partner conducted a traffic stop,
searched the car, found a few bags of drugs. Drugs,
including one with the slogan printed on the front of it, methanphetamine, needles, narcam,
digital scales, small baggies, cut straws, other drug paraphernalia. So
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I would recommend that you label that stuff something different
other than definitely not a bag full of drugs. It
would appear that she's spelled definitely right though, which is
the most important part, because that's a hard word to spell.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
I can't even sell me.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
I have a hard time saying definitely gonna be polling. Yeah,
I don't know why. It's hard for me.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
And participation is a hard word for me to say too.
It's national what is this?
Speaker 4 (10:53):
Oh no, I know this is that stuff that they
have the commercials for hya ironicluronic.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
I said, yeah, I saw that lady talking about it. Yeah,
from that House Live show. Remember that you.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Remember the Desperate House I remember how wild people were
for that show. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Anyways, that squirrel Appreciation Day, and it's also National Hugging
Day today as well. But I guess we need to
ask for concept before we hug people. So like, let's
make sure, okay, thank you, and it's squirrel Day not
random monkey at the Starbucks Day. The Entertainment of Courts Next,