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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the Bread Show. This is what's trending, all right. Job.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
By the way, this time tomorrow Jason will be telling
us who's gonna win every single NFL game?
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Yes, but we have game tonight. Yeah right, I'm looking
up here.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
I don't want. I don't want. The Internet's trying to
give me their week five picks. Why would I want
that when I have you? All right, one of your favorites,
the Buccaneers and the Falcons. Who's gonna win tonight? God?
Speaker 3 (00:27):
The Falcons.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Wow, that's that's an interesting pick.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Okay, I can never say the Buccaneers. Tom Brady was
on that team. Yeah, but now they have Baker may Hot.
But I don't know, the stench of tom Brady just lasts, right.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
You said like the Patriot, Oh, I will never like
the paper.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Well, you and Baker Mayfield feel the same way about that.
He basically said that in an interview the other day.
Oh really, like, I know, we have fun now, basically
is what he said. And tom Brady's like, well, I
won the Super Bowl, so you can have fun if
me back.
Speaker 5 (00:55):
In his TV job.
Speaker 6 (00:56):
Yeah he did. Yeah, he's also here. He said he
almost with the Bears before. Yeah, the Buccaneers.
Speaker 7 (01:02):
I'm like Tom Brady, Yeah, that was a rumor.
Speaker 5 (01:05):
I remember him.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
And then he confirmed that they like stealth stealthily they
were secretly right. And then yeah, I'm sure we fumbled
the bag somehow. Yeah, here's five million dollars a budget.
That was the problem this city would have been I.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Would have made the budget, honestly. He would have got
gronk too.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
Oh god, him running around glasses crowd, I would have.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Been what could have been? Man, Yeah, I don't think
not to get like two sports. I saw the quote.
I don't think Baker meant anything by it. I don't
think he really meant like to slam. But it's like,
you know, I don't know his his vibe and and
and Tom Brady's vibe.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
I think we're a little different. You know.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Tom comes from that Bill Belichick sort of you know,
word war serious, you know, And I don't think that's
not business.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
That's that Baker's vibe.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
No, the Biden Harris administration now still Wednesday, the seven
hundred and fifty bucks will be distributed to residents in
states ravaged by Hurricane Helen. The federal assistants will be
provided through FEMA and those who need immediate relief can
apply for federal aid at their earliest convenience. Kamala Harris
made the announcement, and when she did, I was like,
wait a minute, is her campaign giving people seven hundred
(02:22):
Is that legal? I thought she was paying people like personally,
like from the campaign, and I was like, here's seven
hundred and fifty bucks for everybody. I'm like, you can't
do that. No, it's but she made the announcement, but
it's FEMA. Also, I'm starting to wonder is she the
president now or is Joe Biden the president?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (02:36):
Yeah, you know how when this is like your last
day on a senior thirty day night and.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
He's got senior.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Yeah, out like he's got senior senior idis as a
senior he has senior?
Speaker 5 (02:48):
Did go to like Cape Catter? Where does he v cage?
Always that the camp beach in that damn chair?
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Oh I don't know that. That's somewhere else.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
No, he's on a beach in a lawn chair. I'm like,
if I had all that money, I would go somewhere else.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Yeah. Well he's from Scratton, isn't he. But that's they
don't have a beach there unfortunately. Pennsylvania. Yeah, home on
thunder Mifflin. That's right, no beach there. Well, obviously she's
running for president, but I see more of her than
I do of him. It's like you don't know who's
who's running stuff. Yeah, oh there's a beach in Scranton.
They did beach day.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 6 (03:19):
In the office was like a ravine, some foating away.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
It's giving Frinky Belly seven hundred and fifty bucks to everybody.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Of course, there are people.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Saying it's not enough, it's not enough, but I'm sure
they'll take It's better than nothing. People are panic buying
toilet paper and causing shortages in stores across America. But
the lack of toilet paper is not a direct result
of the major port strike that started on Tuesday, but
people think it is. So, you know, I guess there's
a there's a port strike, and of course that means
that there's stuff on boats and stuff, and you know
those gigantic containers and it's gonna sit there until they
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work this out, and there are workers to manage all
of this stuff. But now people are just going crazy.
So I had nothing to do with the hurricane. But
the strike at ports from Maine to Texas will have
absolutely zero impact on the supply of these products. The
overwhelming majority, more than ninety percent by some estimates, of
US toilet paper consumption comes from domestic factories. Most of
the rest comes from Canada and Mexico, which means it
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most likely arrives by rail or truck, not shipped, so
you don't have to buy all the toilet paper, all
of it.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
Why is toilet paper always the hot take? Like when
you think about survival, Right.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
You got to have a clean booty hole.
Speaker 7 (04:28):
But if you have a towel, oh, you three towns
for a business you might need, you can wash, right,
you can wash.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Them if you're using Napoleon.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
If you're using one of the towels for the business
on your bootyhole, then I I'm not what if I
don't have water?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
But if you don't have running water, are you going
to do with all this tissue? Is my thing?
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Can you imagine that that's a little breezes on the
booty that's a very sensitive area from what I understand,
I don't think I want to rub.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
I don't want to use my towel, no, and.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
I don't want to put duty towels in my washing
and dryer.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
So you want to stack a dirty tissue because you
can't flush nothing if you don't have water.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
I'd rather put it in like a trash bag.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Yeah, but it.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Is kind of funny because when these things happen, you know,
like when big storms come or you know winter. I
know a lot of cities, For example, I live in Charlotte.
I mean there was like a dusting of ice. The
entire city shut down because they don't have the infrastructure
to deal with it. They don't have not like in
Chicago or the place where they have the salt trucks,
and they're be used to it. But like everything gets
cleared off the shelves, but the first stuff to go
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is milk, butter, eggs, and toilet paper. And I'm like, well,
you might need the toilet paper after all the dairy,
but that stuff's all perishable. Like why are we not
why are we not buying like frozen meals? I mean
it's really good. I really think it's the end of
the world. Then why are you mike stuff that's going
to spoil? Yeah, I realize you need milk if you
have kids, what they want the milk whatever. But like
I just thought it was fun.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
That's all.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
The first stuff to go is like the stuff that's
going to go bad in three days.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Yes, I don't get it.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
You need to get yourself some like cornbyf pash and
a can on there, live on that sardine, spam sardines.
I mean, come on, you want to survive. I'm not
putting milk in my dooms. He's a bunker. Okay, it's
a bad idea, but butter I'd last for a long time,
doesn't it.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
You can have butter forever. You can just leave butter
on the corn.
Speaker 6 (06:08):
I'm like, this is everyone has a butter bone.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
Grandma's love to do that.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
She just leaves it on.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
And I didn't realize you could do that. But it
tastes so much better like room temperature. It spreads better better. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
I thought I got like a little crusty crust on
there if you leave it out.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
But then, like fresh eggs like out of a chicken,
you can those can sit out all. They can sit
out forever. You don't have to refrigerate them. I know,
I know. That's another thing I've realized is that I'm alive.
I made it, But like my definition of food safety,
and for example, my mom's definition is a little bit different.
Like and I'll google all this stuff. Now she'll she'll
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feed us stuff and nothing bad happens, so she knows
what she's doing. She's mom. She's been lived a long
a lot longer than me. But the stuff lives in
our house longer than it lives in mind. Maybe I'm wasteful,
but I'm the guy who will google it, like before
I put it in, Like I'll say, how long can
this have been in my refrigerator? And maybe the Internet's lie,
you know, maybe because I guess it'll say like sold
(07:06):
by and then consume by are two different things. Yeah,
it has to be off the shelf by a certain point,
but you can add this many days by whatever. Yeah,
but I tend to go by I don't know. I
tend to go by day. If there's a date on
there and it's past the date, I'm not eating it.
I'm not.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
But what's funny is when it comes to like stuff
that you put on your body, like I don't know,
Like I told you, I had a cleaning lady a
while ago. She would just throw everything away in my
bathroom that had it. Like if I don't know whatever,
Neil Sporn or I'm that's different, whatever is throw that
stuff away like icy hot or what. I don't know
whatever I had. I'm an old man now, it's forty
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three years old. Yeah, she'd throw the stuff away because
the date was on it whatever, and I didn't. The
thing is is something that you buy and then you
use so irregularly that when I needed it and it
was gone, I'd be like, Gabby, where is it? She
threw it away? I'm like, why she pulled the date?
I'm like, who cares about the date? It's a paste.
It still comes out right. But then but for whatever reason,
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I don't care about that. You can spread it all
over the outside of me, I don't care. But as
far as what's going in.
Speaker 5 (08:10):
Me, yeah, what about it?
Speaker 1 (08:13):
I agree. I'm with you right the same way that
whole clip with.
Speaker 7 (08:17):
Rubio in agreement and my special folder that's going and
special folder that started.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
You know what, I'm eight years ahead of you.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
I'm very aware.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
I got a folder and a file on every single
one of you people file. Not a single one of you.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Can come for me.
Speaker 5 (08:40):
For anyone.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
But that was hilarious, rufy, I'm sure you have plenty
of things on me.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Make you say anything.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
It's really look at this. Anybody else want to anyone
else want to come for me? This guy's gonna a
I me, I'm gonna get you. Thanks by Paulina.
Speaker 7 (09:01):
You guys, we have to be on our best behavior
out tomorrow, and like we have to be like you know,
like we can't show our family problems.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
There are no family problems, but I but we'll never
be on our best It's impossible.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
We'll probably be in our worst behavior tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (09:17):
We're gonna embrass ourselves.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Probably one of the least discipline shows we've ever done
will be tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (09:20):
Yeah, well, I mean you're a d D. I can't wait.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Oh look the card is driven by oh look, Oh
hey look it's oh coffee.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
Are staring at me?
Speaker 2 (09:29):
I will say that is not my favorite part of
it is being watched.
Speaker 5 (09:34):
Yeah, no, I know.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
You know That's the.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Only reason I'm okay with no windows in this room
is because it's my friends in here with me, and
I don't no one looking at you here.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
You have to you have to memorize the script. You
can't just read it. Like we're doing.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
I know, I know, every single word that comes out
of our mouth was obviously written by people, and then
when we're out in public, we have to come up
with it ourselves. It's crazy on Earth are we going
to do that with nobody? No cue cards?
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Guys.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
I'm happy to know this, but a poll has shown
that players in the NFL believe that Taylor Swift is
a po positive thing for the league. Seventy percent of
NFL players stated her interest in the NFL and associated
coverage are positive for the NFL. So I'm good to
know anyone care.
Speaker 7 (10:12):
I mean, it's true, but I just can't believe, like
there's some men in that study like this said something
nice about it's all.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
It's all men.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Seventy percent of the NFL players pole viewed Swift's interest
of the game and related coverage is positive. Of course,
it is seventy four out of one hundred and two people.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Less.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
And here was the thing. I think you brought this
up earlier in the week. One of you guys did
Everybody was like, oh, Taylor taking over the.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Games, Oh Taylor, Oh, it's all about Taylor.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
She shows up, so the broadcast can be about her,
and then she doesn't go for a few weeks and everyone's.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Like, where's Taylor.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
She has a little boyfriend anymore, she doesn't care, so
she can't win.
Speaker 5 (10:44):
Yeah, it's almost like she'll never do anything right.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
But that's a right billionaire, trust me.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Every one of those guys is going to wind up
making more money honestly because of Taylor's interest in the league.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
There's no doubt about it.
Speaker 7 (10:56):
I love seeing like little girls get into football, Like
I mean, I don't know the street men want them,
but I think it's adorable.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
I wish he'd liked a different team, but you know
that's okay, Yeah, that's our team.
Speaker 5 (11:06):
Is that what you want?
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Well, any team other than that one, Chiefs. I almost
bought you a shirt today because I almost bought it
from me. I saw it this morning. Actually it said
I like the Lions before it was cool. Oh I
saw the guy, yes, right, Oh.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
That was.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
And I was going to try and find him buy
it because, in fairness, I like the Lions when they
hired Dan Campbell, and I like the Lions because of you.
So in fairness, you got that audio reveal. I'm on
record as saying I like the Lions before the world
started to like the Lions before they went to the
Super Bowl?
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Do we like the Lions Super Bowl went to the
championship game?
Speaker 5 (11:44):
Stupid team?
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Yeah, but you know what I mean, what were you saying?
Speaker 5 (11:48):
I think I don't know.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
You asked the question, and I was too busy yapping.
Speaker 5 (11:52):
I don't know. I don't know where I am, what
day it is.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
It's okay, you're in an unsafe place.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
The Minnesota a Minnesota inventor has created the world's first
aerial bound dog poop removal system.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
No cure to cancer, but we have this.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
The scientist's name is Caleb Olsim, and the drone is
able to remotely patrol for doggie dew in specific areas
defined by users, like a backyard or open field. The
device detects the mess in real time and then picks
it up, so the drone then will fly over your
yard pick it all up, landing on top of the poop.
The drone then picks it up and then flies away
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dumps it somewhere. The goal would be to have several
drones fly around your yard. They are all in a truck.
They pull up in front of your house. They pick
up all the poop, they do whatever they do with it,
and then they drive away and go to the next house.
Speaker 6 (12:42):
And what if this drone malfunctions and poop is falling
from the sky.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Which you know is going to happen. What you know
is gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Yeah, I remember what my mom said to my dad
about a year ago. The one thing you have to
do in this house, Like my dad, my mom does
everything everything, and and she's like, you got to pick
up a dog crap in the yard because we used
to have someone like a cleaning person that did and
and well, h I canceled, and so that's what my
dad did.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
He goes, no problem.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
And then one day there's a woman out in the
backyard picking up dog poop and my Mom's like, who
in the hell is in our backyard picking up He goes, well,
I hire someone to do it. As he's sitting there
reading this book. So I guess it's smarter, not harder. Yes, yes,
you know, but like there's that's a you can people
do that. That's what they used to It was a
beautiful time.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
Then I was like, I need to be more financially responsible,
so I'll cancel that.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
No, I do it and I get so mad. I'm like,
why do you guys poop so much?
Speaker 6 (13:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (13:42):
What are they pooping a lot?
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Really oil?
Speaker 4 (13:46):
Yeah, they're little poop machines. I call them literally constant,
like they're dad.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
There's a that's a topic we should do one day.
We haven't.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
We've probably done something similar, but I think about that.
Like the other day, I was somewhere and they had
like on the outside of the I don't want to
driving by like a warehouse. Actually, I'm not going to
tell you where I was because it was a little concerning,
but on the outside of the warehouse, Well, I drove
by a place in a different city. I'm not going
to say because I don't want to. I don't know
what to say. Let's just say I drove by a place.
It has the name brand on it. It was kind
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of in a rural area, so there's like fields around it,
and around the outside of this building, we're rat traps,
like those boxes, you know, with a little hole in them,
and the rat, I guess is the lord in there.
These were plastic, But you know what I'm saying. Let's
just say that I was a little alarmed at the
fact that there were so many of these things outside
of this particular warehouse. I'm not going to say anything
else because I don't know. It's also like their fields everywhere,
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so they're gonna be rats for their fields. Okay, But
then I thought, that's someone's job. Someone's job is a
rat trap professional. Now that's wonderful because we need that.
But how does one find oneself as a rat trap professional?
Speaker 1 (14:51):
You know?
Speaker 2 (14:51):
How do you find yourself in that job? How do
you find yourself as a poop collector? I mean someone
needs to do it. You can make a lot of money.
Good for you, right, But like, how is one gravit?
How does one gravitate towards like the pest control industry?
Like to me, thank god for you if you're in
the pets control industry, because I can't. I'm afraid of
the tiniest little book.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
I don't want to.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
But for some people it's no big deal. You know,
It's like I got a sneak in my house. There's
somebody who comes and takes a stake out. How does
one find one self control?
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Yeah, maybe it's a passion. How does that become your passion?
Speaker 5 (15:20):
So similarly, I had a thought.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
The other night, and I'm really curious and make me think, Right,
how do you end up in certain industries?
Speaker 7 (15:27):
Are certain jobs and my mine was cremation, Like how
do you get that job?
Speaker 1 (15:31):
A lot of the time that's family. It is a
family business and it's.
Speaker 5 (15:34):
Like something home.
Speaker 7 (15:36):
Yeah, they just need to be the cremate Like I
feel like, no one's like I only want to cremate,
you know, like you.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Go to school for it.
Speaker 6 (15:45):
Yeah, you're an mua did a lot of them do
makeup to them?
Speaker 2 (15:49):
I don't know if there's still called morticians, but that's
that was the thing you go to. You have to
go to school for it because you have to know
how to win, you have to to cremate and you
have to know how to do all this stuff. And
you're right, that's another one where like I would not
be I don't do well with that kind of thing,
but but we need it and there are people who
were excellent at it and and for them it's just
another day of the office.
Speaker 5 (16:08):
No.
Speaker 7 (16:09):
My friend's dad is one and asked if we wanted
to land a coffin one time.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
I was like, yeah, no, want you want to land
a coffin?
Speaker 6 (16:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (16:17):
My friend's dad like worked at a funeral home. He
owned one, and.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
She sounds like a weird thing.
Speaker 7 (16:21):
Well, he didn't just say, like, you know, drive up
in his van and say, hey, you know, do you
guys want to go in this coffin Like he's a
trusted adult.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
You know. You had that lady by the phone with
the more we have had a couple with morticians, but
the one where the guys like, remember he drove her
up on the day he drove her up to the
funeral home to show to show her his work.
Speaker 7 (16:38):
Yeah, yeah, you guys, I want to be beat to
the gods, like make sure that I have a good beat.
Speaker 5 (16:43):
Oh okay, yeah, what you just said.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
I want to be beating to figure out around the rants.
Speaker 5 (16:54):
I don't know why he's in a rural warehouse. That's
not what I can't really let go.
Speaker 7 (16:58):
No.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
I was at an airport, yeah, where I parked at
the air fred and I was driving to this airport
and there were warehouses around the airport. It was like,
you know, airports, you're not typically right in the middle
of town. They're like outside of town a little bit.
And I just I looked up and I saw the
brand name of like what's inside the warehouse and it's food.
I'll say that. I'm not going to say the name
of the company. And then all around the outside of
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the building are these rat traps. And I'm thinking, like, well,
better outside than inside, yes, right, but and I understand
like they're kind of there were like trees and for
you know, fields nearby, so like there's nothing they can
do about it. But it was an alarming number of
rat traps.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
I'm a local sewer inspector, someone texted, so I make
sure that poop is flowing correctly. I mean thank you, No,
I mean thank you for that. I'm a pest control technician.
It's not that bad. I mean you say that, but
like I don't like some people are okay with all
that kind of stuff. And thank you for doing that.
By the way, I'm not saying there's anything wrong with it.
I'm saying I could not do it. There's most things
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I can do, so whatever, it shouldn't surprise anyone. And
in the dumb ass story of the day in What's Trending,
which I think we maybe will add that every now
and again, the dumb ass story, a guy from Pennsylvania
was arrested at the Philadelphia International Airport after concealing meth amphetamine.
You're not supposed to have meth, right, you're not supposed
to have It's not you, it's not allowed. Okay, where
(18:22):
do you think he put the meth?
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Though? You know it was so that nobody would find it.
He hated his.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Math in a in a full proof location. Where if
you were going to try and sneak meth into the
Philadelphia International Airport and take a little flight to wherever
you want to go do your meth away from home.
You know you're going on vacation. Let's do some meth.
Where would you hide it? This guess in your booty hole?
(18:50):
In a shotgun shell. Oh, he did his myth in
a shotgun shell. So you're not really supposed to have
like explosives, bullets, things with gunpowder. It turns out that
the TSA is onto you. A TSA checkpoint scanner alerted
them that the guy had something under his clothes. They
then removed a tamper with shotgun shell that had a
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white powder inside of it from the man. It was
later determined that it was math shotgun shells wehreas as
well as any caliber of ammunition or prohibited from being
carried through a security checkpoint. The guy was arresting, So
maybe don't put your math inside of something that is explosive.
Speaker 6 (19:25):
Maybe he thought it was it was good because like
three ounces. You know, you're right, it was undersize. Yeah,
it was a hotel shampoo bottle. Would have been better
if you could find one. And that's I understand where
Like we're here for the environment, but I used to
love to go to Nicotowl and steal all the stuff,
and now you can anymore.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
They're bolted to the walls.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Like in most places, it's illegal to have the little
tiny shampoom bottles. You won't see him anymore. They take
the big shampoo and they bolt him to the wall. Now, oh,
because there's too much waste. We went to Marion, Carbondale,
they were shampoo bottle. Well maybe they were still allowed
in Carbondalalay to do that, but they're not allowed to
do that. And the other thing is I they put
like little tamper proof things, but I'm just waiting for
someone to pour something else in there. Oh yeah you know, yeah,
(20:06):
yeah I do too. I'm like pump pump, pump, no problem.
Washing my hair going what no hair left? This could
be anything like big locks of hair coming out because
someone putting air in it. Does there mean it's National
Techie's Day, It's National Boyfriend Day Today The Entertainment Report
will do it.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Next it's The French Show.