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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the breadshell. This is what's trending.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
If somebody texted eight five five three five. When I
take my daughters to the bathroom five and three years old,
in the men's room, I have to wipe down the
toilet seat.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Men's stalls are nasty.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
What's interesting is that might be true, but I've heard
that women's bathrooms are far dirtier than men's bathrooms. Like
all my friends that have worked in the service industry
that have to clean bathrooms at the end of the
night or whatever, we'll tell you that the men's bathrooms
are way cleaner than the women's.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
But I guess you guys are nasty in there.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
They are nasty sometimes, but we got a lot more
going on. Like y'all just walk in there and go whoo,
and they walk out. You know, y'all don't don't touch nothing,
You don't wash your hands, You just woo and they
come out. I wash my hands, well, you do, but
not all of it. Because I see me and go
to the bathroom. It takes y'all four seconds they walk in.
I literally think, y'all going in just swinging around.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
And walking out. What do we do? What do we
we helicopter.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
This thing.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
You walk in there, you whoo, and then you just
come out. That's hung.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
They'll say their thing is cleaner than whatever they're going
to touch in the bathroom. Mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
I think that's true. Okay, but like, still wash your hands.
I think I just took a shower two hours ago.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Any part of my body right now covered in clothing
is cleaner than anything I'm touching one hundred percent.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
But most of the time, so you know, we're not
touching our thing when we go to the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Wait, what see, that's what I mean. That's what I mean.
Speaker 5 (01:18):
You don't touch You gotta touch your you gotta touch
I gotta yeah, no, you just you just let it
go what you could aim it without touching it.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
I can't.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Go.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
He's got lifted up.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
You know.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
You gotta unpack it. What are you talking about? You
gotta get it out of there.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
Well, no, you guys do the whole other man. I
I just used the elastic and go down. You know
what I'm saying. Oh yeah, you guys use you guys
use a hole and everything.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
I gotta make sure it's going the right way, that's right.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Like I'm afraid you just go take a ninety degree
angle and just go off on it. Yeah, I'm worried
about italth I started from the beginning of Curby your enthusiasm,
and this is reminding me of when the woman, uh,
when Larry's ex wife is dating the guy who makes
the underwear with no pouch.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Or like no no hole. No.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Yeah, like men's underwear that doesn't I would never wear
men's underwear that doesn't have the little little thing where
you can get it out of the underwear, the pocket,
the pocket. I'm not wearing men's underwear where you have
to actually take the underwear.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Now, I hate it. No, no way, not happening anyway.
But yeah, you have to. You have to. So you
just really nil you just stand there and let it go.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
Yeah, Like my one hand is holding my you know,
because I don't wear like it's just all elastic, you know,
like I don't have buttons or nothing. I just I
just pushed down on my shorts and my and my
underwear and I just sort of let it go.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
How do you?
Speaker 2 (02:45):
But then how do you I'm trying not to be
too graphic about this, but then how do you sort
of at the end kind of.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Yeah, you just you do you just jump up and down. Yeah,
I mean it seems.
Speaker 5 (02:59):
Would with the bathroom things like I don't understand how
people just don't flush either, like when you go when
you go to the bathroom and you just like open
the sall and there's like the whole thing is full.
I'm like, dude, just flush the toilet.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
And the thing about squatting two ladies is you make
a mess on the toilet, like for your clothes. Yeah, yeah,
the ladies are squat they Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm up.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
There talented because yeah, okay, yeah I'm chuck.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
No, like I'm not trying to brag, but I that
ain't gonna work, Like I gotta I got a guy
that thing, you know what I mean, I got a maneuverread.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Rufio.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Yesterday before a meeting. We were both in the bathroom
together to walk and he goes, finally I can see it.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
I can look, and I'm like, if we had hr
I went all the way to the far one.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
That's like like if in a men's bathroom usually there's
a bunch of a bunch of urinals and ones lower
for like I guess if for like handicapper kids or whatever.
I went all the way to that one. I'm like
as far away from him as I possibly could go.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
I'm surprised that's the one. You don't have these all
the time?
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Well at it's just a whole on the ground, a home.
Anything else would be cold. What's going on? I think
I know why we're in thirtieth place now. I don't
think it has anything to do with people taking vacations.
(04:23):
I think it's what we're talking about.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
I'm very entertainment week I have too, I've been like
I have fun.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Supposedly the last few weeks, no one is listening to us,
according to the people that do the ratings. I don't
believe it. I mean, we have thirteen listeners. We have,
I know it. Yeah, and maybe I think Jerry went
on vacation for a week. I heard Sally had COVID
and she was coming back Sally, and that's his name.
I'll never forget, because who names are kid Sally in
this era? But nonetheless, I've been entertained as hell the
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last few weeks.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
I really have.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
I if I me personally, I think we've done a
hell of a job. I pat on the back. Yeah,
we've also not been here for some of that time
that we apparently did so poorly and I got managers,
but we're having strategy meetings or.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
I wasn't here. What do you want me to do?
Am all right? Trending stories this morning.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
President Biden is going to address a nation from the
Oval Office tonight about his decision to drop out of
the twenty twenty four Democratic reelection bid. He's going to
talk about what Liza ahead, and then he plans to
finish the job for the American people. He'll speak at
seven Central, eight Eastern. The Director of the Secret Service
is stepping down from her job after the assassination attempt
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against former President Trump. Look, if you watched any of
that senator or I was a senator, Congress or whatever
she had to testify in front of a couple of
days ago, she could have saved herself five hours of
getting reamed by just resigning before that. Like, you had
to know what was going to happen. We talked about
this yesterday. This is every single one. Every time it's
(05:53):
a new batter. Every time you talk to a new politician,
each one is ready for their five minutes. It's been
preparing for weeks and they're so ready for their viral moment.
You're just it's like every time someone's gonna punch you
with full force in the face for four hours and
then she took it, walked out and resigned, just quit.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
I would have I would have walked in the first.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Time someone's like you suck, would have been like, okay,
you're right, I'm done.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
And then just I hear.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
And in fact, one of the people I watched far
too much of this, by the way, I'm like c
Span or something, and one of the senators or congress
people was like, do you want to use my five
minutes to write your letter of recommendation. She's like nope,
you know, and I'm like, yeah, yeah, I do. Actually,
it'll be real quick. It won't even take five minutes.
We can all get going now. It's fine, Like I'm
in charge of making sure that people don't get shot at.
(06:39):
Someone got shot at from like a very clear path, right,
you fast.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
You gotta roll with the punches, you know.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
They carried a full climbed a roof great.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
They also surveyed the area, laid there for a while,
rolled around, and so I could yeah, I don't really
care who it is I mean, honestly, it doesn't.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Again, I don't whether it's whatever political party you're into, whatever,
nobody would have been happy. No one's happy about this,
but we have a bipartisan feeling about how nobody should
get shot at. And so I think if it happens,
you got to you gotta see yourself out. You know,
you could pack your own office up. But no, anyway,
she's gone. Yellowstone National Park tourists where since scrambling after
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an unexpected hydrothermal explosion happened at a geyser. The incident
took place on Tuesday around the Biscuit Basin area of
the park, which is over two miles away from Old Faithful.
Luckily no reports of injuries, but I guess it damaged
the sight seeing boardwalk. You and like walk up on
this thing and it exploded and then and whatever you've
ever been to one of those, like either that one
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or any of these like natural guys or things, and
like the water just bubbles, It kind of just comes
up off the ground. I was at one in Iceland
and it just bubbles, and they tell you don't touch
it because it's bubbling, because it's boiling because from the
earth is super hot, but there's this wild temptation to
want to just reach down and touch it, and people
do and they burn themselves, and it's a big problem.
I don't know what it is. It's like it's like
(08:05):
when you're a kid and they're like, don't touch the stove.
You're like, h you know, I might one time, you know,
and then.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Yeah, I don't know that.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
For whatever reason, the entire time, I'm like keeping my
hands in my pocket. I'm like, I just wanted to
reach down. I wanted to, like, hell hot, is it really?
But I'm the idiot. I didn't do him. Virtual reality
players are suffering. This is a real story today. Guys
actual broken bones and other injuries from using their VR headsets.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
So you put the thing on the you know, the
goggles on your.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Face and you're playing the game in virtual reality. So
you're not actually stabbing anyone, you're not actually punching anyone,
you're not really in Wimbledon, You're not. I know. It's surprising,
and then people are managing to actually injure themselves. In fact,
the study publish last year found one hundred and twenty
five incidents of VR related injuries were reported to emergency
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rooms in twenty seventeen. In twenty twenty one, over thirteen
hundred people actually hurting themselves lacerations, fractures, broken bones, contusions, strains, sprains,
all these different injuries.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
I mean, how into the.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
VR world are you getting if you're hurting yourself in
virtual reality?
Speaker 5 (09:20):
I think they're supposed to give yourself enough space, but
then the game you have to move, you know what
I'm saying, left and right, And if you don't give
yourself enough space, you're gonna hit You're gonna end up
hurting yourself.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
I guess.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
But like, come on, I mean, I mean, if you
come to work with a broken arm and I'm like
what happened and you're like, we're bro, you should see
the other guy in virtual reality? Okay, And this is
just a wild story and it's a video to go
with it, I guess. But two occupants of a fishing
vessel or safe Tuesday after a whale surfaced under This
(09:50):
isn't my worst nightmare, but be on the ocean. A
whale came up under the boat and then breached and
then capsize the boat. It's just like did it's jumpy
thing and jumped on the boat. It sank the boat
and the occupants were ejected from the vessel. As the
boat capsized, the coast guard had to come save everybody.
But like the whales, just swimming along being a jerk. Yeah,
(10:12):
you go the whole ocean. There's a little tiny boat.
Why you gotta jump here? What exactly exactly this is?
I do have a phobia, and I'm I'm a scuba diver,
and I still have this phobia. Like if I jump
into ocean, open water, the first thing I have to
do is like dip my head down to see what's
down there, because I'm jumping into somebody's house. I'm jumping
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into a shark's house right now, and he may be home,
and I don't know, maybe he didn't want me there.
But like, think about that, if you if you're swimming
in the ocean, like sometimes you can see the bottom,
but a lot of times you can't, and you're just
swimming and most of your body is in this abyss
and you don't even know what's down there. And so
I got to look, you know what I mean, I
gotta see. Not that I'm gonna be able to do
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much about it, but at least I know it was
you know, if I just jumped into like a whales
house and he's going to capsize me in my little boat.
But anyway that actually happened. I wonder if it ever
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