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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Dude, it's the Fresh Show. This is what's trending, all right.
So the Super Bowl supposedly is the most watched super
Bowl ever one hundred and twenty six million viewers. What
I don't want to know. Will you think Kaylois Switch
is responsible for this? Yep? I know that's right there,
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he is. There's a fire starter right there. I don't
know that. I don't know. Is every year lately the
more watch than the year before. I feel like every
year breaks a record, like has it gone down? You know?
All I'm saying is that's wonderful. I guess it was
a two percent improvement from last year's telecast, which was
already reported by Nielsen as the largest TV audience did
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it ever recorded? So yeah, I guess last year was big.
This year's even bigger than that. According to Fox, viewership
peaked during the second quarter of the game, with an
average of one hundred and thirty five point seven million
viewers between eight and eight to fifteen Eastern That said,
I want to know what the ratings were like after halftime.
I still think it would Yeah, that's you. I left
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after halftime.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
I also have a baby to put to sleep, But
I still left because I was like, I don't really
care how it ends.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
I just wanted to see the show.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
But at the same time, I already knew Eagles were
going to win for the most part, and I would
have been super beside myself though if the Chiefs had one,
because then I would have missed that moment, that historic moment.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
See, And I think maybe people kept watching hoping that
was what was going to happen. I thought, maybe, look
at Paulina over here, still passionate about the second half
of the NFL. I don't think I've heard you speak
up on anything like this, And.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Sometimes sometimes I know this is this is my clause.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
This is what I'm brought up serious issues on the show,
and you've had less to say about it than this.
Carls right right, Oh, we talked about Carls Junior at nauseum.
Where were you? I had it once? Okay, yeah, forty
five minutes later you're like, I eating Carls Junior. That
would have been helping when we were talking asking the
whole world, has anybody ever reading it? Carls Junior, It's like, no,
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I don't know where you were for that. Oh, I'm
brand for me. This is a crazy and said story.
One person was killed others were injured when a private
jet owned by Motley Cruz singer Vince Neil collided with
another jet on Monday at the Scottshill Airport in Arizona,
where I learned to fly by the way. Neil's jet
was landing at the airport when it veered off the
runway and collided with another parked plane. Neil's representatives said
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in a statement there were two pilots and two passengers
on the plane. He was not among them. Vince Neil wasn't.
He saw some prayers go out to everyone involved, and
he's grateful for the critical aid of all first responders
assisting today. So the passengers were okay. One of the
pilots was okay. I guess they're in the hospital. Some
broken ribs, and there were a bunch of at least
what it was reported, there were some dogs on or
some pets and they were okay as well. So that's crazy.
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What is going on? Right? Yeah? I guess one of
the gears collapse, they think, and then the pilot lost
control of the airplane on the runway after landing, and
then it just sort of swerved off and hit a
plane that was parked. So yeah, really scary stuff. And now, Kiki,
there's a limit on how many eggs you can buy
as the avian flew continues to impact egg lane flocks
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across the country. You kidding me? Now, I'm a biologist
over here talking about avian flu, right, I mean I
even know what the hell that is. Yeah. Due to
ongoing issues this is from Trader Joe's. Due to ongoing
issues with the supply of eggs, they're currently limiting egg
purchases to one dozen per customer per day. Okay, Okay,
that's a lot of eggs still though, a dozen per
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customer per day. Right, what are you doing, Paulina? I
know you love an egg.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
I do love an egg, But like I'm telling you,
I want to start my own farm. I want to
stay away from all these greedy, corporate bird flu egg flu.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
People, and I want to just do my own thing. Okay.
So you think if your chickens would be immune, yes,
they would, it's flu. Well, every other chickens you know exposed.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Yes, if they are kept in Mart's backyard, which they
would be there, they would be completely taken care of
and they would be not exposed to anything because my
mommy grew up on a farm and she does not
play about chickens.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
I was gonna say, she's a Polish woman. She probably
grew up with chickens all over the place from Poland yes,
she's perfect for this's the job was made for her. Okay,
well I like it. Paulina, spray tan and fresh eggs.
That's it. Period. All of our businesses start in MARTA's house.
But you do you have your own home now you know?
Or do you? Or is this new house of yours
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really just Marte's and you're claiming it as your own? Hey,
you never know. Other retailers, including Sprouts, Costco, uh and
other stories, have also implemented purchase limits on fresh eggs.
But if you're buying twelve eggs a day, I would
say that's probably not good for you. I don't know
what the you know, FDA says about that consumption level.
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That's lot seems unnecessary. Yeah, maybe wanting from like restaurants
or larger businesses coming and like buying all of them
and so like actual customers can come and get them,
you know what I mean? I guess, I guess. So,
so this is a This is a crazy story. Imagine
being this guy. So he's in the UK and he
wants to buy a landfill where his hard drive with
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his bitcoin ended up. So this guy accidentally had a
hard drive with eight foul in bitcoin in it, and
it's now worth six hundred and twenty million dollars. So
the site is being closed. I guess where he believes
this thing is buried and a solar farm's taking its place.
The guy says that his partner mistakenly threw out the
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hard drive during his spring clean in twenty thirteen. Now
this hard drive is worth six hundred and twenty million dollars,
but the town's not budgeting. He wants to look through
the site. Now He's like, no, I'll just buy the
whole thing and I'll dig through it myself. And I
guess he has investors or whatever, because if he can
find it, over a half a billion dollars is just
there and he forgot about it and they threw it away.
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I mean this is like I'm happy if I can
find a twenty in my pocket that I forgot about,
or like a five dollar bill or sounding. Yeah, this
dude's out here trying to find his six hundred and
twenty million dollars. But yes, I would go find investors.
I'd be like, we're buying all of that, We're buying it.
We own this, this is ours now, and I'm going
I'm hiring people, prisoners what. I don't know what we're doing,
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and we're going every inch of that place till we
find it. You gotta try. Have you ever lost anything
or thought you lost anything of extreme value?
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (06:10):
What?
Speaker 2 (06:11):
I just lost my Aura ring and I'm really upset
about it. How much are they like four or five
hundred dollars?
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Yeah, they're five hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
I had to get it in gold.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
No, I had to do gold. They're not real gold,
I know, but I wanted gold.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
To match my gold rings. That's my new I'm in
my gold era.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Why four hundred bucks is not real gold?
Speaker 2 (06:33):
I know, but I guess like the different colors is
like rose, gold, whatever, silver, and then there's like the
new generation. I had to get that, of course, and
I lost it.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
And I can't find it. I don't know, I know,
I'm so mad.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
I'm so mad, And yes, that is that is what
I lost.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
I used to hide like I collect watches they're not
like crazy, but I have watched I used to hide
them in my shoes when I would go on vacation.
I don't know why I thought that would like that.
They wouldn't fight him that way if they were in
my shoes, I would hire. I would hide valuable stuff
in my shoes and then no, look at my house,
you put your well, I don't know anymore. I don't
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know anymore. But when I used to leave, I didn't
have a safe, and I thought I would hide valuable
stuff in the toe of the shoe because I'm like, well,
no one's going to go through my shoes, and I'd
pick like the ugly ones in the back I don't
wear anymore. Right, well, I think it is. And nobody
nobody was going to go, like, let me go look
at that nasty Nike over there and see if there's
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a watch in there. Nobody was going to say that. Now,
of course I have new tricks, because well I can
tell you on the radio my you know, my my
secret hiding places. But then you know, like I would
come back from vacation and you know, if I didn't
use the thing, then I would just stay there because
I'd forget to put them back where they were, you
know what I mean. So and then as I would say, oh,
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I want to wear that, I'd go find it, you know.
But then time would go by, and if you didn't
wear something for a while, like a piece of jewelry
or whatever, well then I'd be like, where is it?
And then a while later I couldn't remember, and I
thought I had lost it until randomly I start cleaning
my shoes out, and you know, and now I have
to like shake them to make sure nothing's in it,
and then outcomes the thing I was looking for that
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I thought I had lost.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
You think a burglar is going to pick your apartment building,
your floor and your exact unit and then rob you.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Look, I don't know what a robber is going to do. Okay,
I don't know what a robber is going to do.
But I'm not the only one who does this to
protect myself from robbers, because I'm not. Because you hear
about this all the time, like a goodwill and stuff
people die. Yeah, my nana hit everything right, my my
I grew up in a in a family of hiders, yep,
because I guess my grandparents grew up in the Depression.
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My great grandparents like put money in the mattress, like
this is where we came from. This is in our DNA,
so not you, it's in my DNA. It was in
the Great Depression. So I just said it was like, yeah,
they were, and I'm part of them. Yeah, it's a chromosome.
And by the way he speaks to your house, I
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live in the Great Depression. Oh yeah, yes, I'm in
a constant state of the Great Depression financially and mentally.
So don't even talk to me. Uh yeah, you don't
know what you're talking about. But my thing is if
this won a real thing, and why at Goodwill are
they always saying that they find like gold bars in
people's jacket pocket that was donated after somebody died because
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they for you know, they didn't know that that mema
hit all of her gold or even had gold bars,
and they were hidden in you know, random places, vases, vases, whatever.
My nana had money in like every vase in the house,
and she used to show me all her hiding spots
and be like, hey, you know, when I go to heaven,
like you need to go here and hear and hear
and take the money sadly, my aunt already had stolen
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all of it, so that none of it was there. Yeah. Yeah,
So anyway where they were right, I'm like, Nana, you
weren't supposed to tell everybody. I thought these were between
you and me. And then I went like, you know,
to look behind the books, and there's nothing there anymore.
It's dust. But I'm not the only one who does this,
I know, and an Only Fans mom has lost a
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two year legal battle against the Florida school district that
banned her from volunteering at her son's school. This one's
name is Victoria. She sued the Orange County Public Schools
for a million bucks in twenty twenty three. She accused
sand Lake Elementary of blocking her from helping out with
class activities after discovering that she was an adult entertainer
on OnlyFans at the time. She claimed she was humiliated
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and that her personal life was none of the school's business.
She sued OCPS for violating her rights of free speech,
free assembly, and her right of privacy. She lost, though,
I guess the judge said that they can do that
if they want to, They can ban her from the school.
Would you want your kids would you have an issue
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if your kids were around a woman who made money
on OnlyFans? No? No, really, she's not doing it at
the school, right, Well, actually it says she was. No, No,
she was. No, everyone does freaky stop at home, So
who am I to judge? No, that's a thing. That's
a thing. I don't know. I know, that's right, knows
what we're talking about. Well, it's true, though, you know
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this is just because someone films it and puts it
on an adult adult a site intended for adults that
you have to pay to access. Great, you're not doing
something to the kids, exact right? Please? Right? And uh finally,
dozens of schools in at least twenty states across the
US have banned students from wearing crocs to class. And
not because they're ugly. Good, well, they should be illegal
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because they're ugly unless you're unless you're a nurse or
a surgeon, or a chef, or a toddler or a toddler,
they're easy. Why don't wait, why are toddlers wearing crocs?
That seems dangerous?
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Everyone ss like, it's so easy for my kid to
wear these.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
They slide them in whatever they go, you know, what.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
I don't care.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
I'm here for. The school administrators claim the students are
more likely to struggle to walk when wearing the shoes,
which could be deadly in an emergency. There you go.
You can see that we're well. Can wasn't wearing crocs?
She insisted on, you know, a twenty minute bathroom break
while the building was on fire yesterday. Yeah, it's like
now's not the time came and you need to hold it.
I can't beee outside like you. You need to hold it. Okay,
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I know I saw it. I saw what you you've
been eating lately, but like, my god, you know it's
like you're I saw what you've been eating.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Later to.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Wow, Okay, I don't know what. First of all, I
don't know who it is, and I don't know why
you've been watching and from where I'm not sure. Is
there a hole in the wall at the hotel? Is
there something more? You need to tell me, yes, there is.
It's anyway. So the schools are saying that these things
are dangerous. I think they're ugly. That's why they should
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be illegal. But again with the exceptions that I named,
because apparently they're very comfortable. So if you need to
stand on your feet and say people's lives all day.
And you want to wear crocks. Why then, my all meat,
you have earned the right. Yes, you have my opinion
to wear crocs if you are a life saver. It's
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let's do that. The Entertainment Report after Suprenic Carpenter in
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