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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the fresh shell. This is what's trendic. See. But
I will tell you this.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
You don't really want me to come over and help
you pang stuff because I'm so OCD. When my house
gets sold, they're going to have to retexture and repaint
all the walls. Because what happens is I kind of measure,
but then I basically eyeball and I'll be like, eh,
that'll work. Bang a hole in the wall, hang it up.
I'm like, no, it needs to go over like a
(00:24):
half an inch, and then I'll bang another hole in
the wall and then it moves over half an inch.
I'm like, I think a quarter inch was what it
would need, and then I'll move it over so there's
like three holes for you can't see him, of course,
but once everything comes down, I basically have like holes
in all my walls.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
I do the same thing, but my mind's different. I
just don't know how to do it. So like if
I'm trying to measure whatever, get a hamer out. That's
just how it looks under all my posts. I don't
know how to measure or like the stud studfinder, Yeah,
I don't even know how to use that.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
It finds the nail in the stud So that's where
you're sposed to put the nail in, because then you
just put in the dry wall.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
That picture will eventually fall down, and that's why they fall. Yeah,
I know.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
That's when I'm twice cut once. Yeah, no, no, nail
four times. You'll look about right.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Yeah you got this. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
And by the way, like the difference between where I
put it and then where I move it, Like most
people would never see the difference, but I do, and
I'm the one who has to stare at it all
the time, so it has to be right.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
They got cool ones now, like it's a it's a
tape measure sunfighter and then like a laser level, so
like a laser goes on the wall, so it's perfectly
straight and it's pretty.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
I don't have to go buy that. Yeah, no, I
needed that. I didn't know I needed that. Guys. The
Northern Lights, everyone's freaking out.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
You can see the Northern lights in the Midwest and
parts of the United States, and I don't know any
of you guys drive far away to the complete darkness
so you could get a great look at it, any
of you, none of you.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
No, I've seen them before. I sound last year though,
Oh yeah, so pretty.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Yeah, so you might not be out of luck just yet.
Geomagnetic storm activity caused the aurora to spread from the
North Pole as far in the Deep South and then
also places like Germany, Switzerland, China, England and Spain. The
latest forecast from the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, which
I'm sure you guys are constantly checking that website, they
(02:10):
show the activity from another burst of solar radiation that
started arriving at Earth yesterday could keep the aurora visible
farther south than usual again tonight. So if you didn't
get to see it, maybe tonight. Duke Big graduation ceremony
and Jerry Seinfeld was a graduation speaker and he got booed,
what what's the deal? That's not a very good Jerry Seinfeld,
(02:33):
go ahead and do it.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
What's the deal? Yeah, that's way better. Well, what's the deal?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
He didn't use the line, but it may have been
appropriate at the Duke University graduation where he was giving
the commencement address, and he was booed, some people chanting
free Palestine.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Other graduates left.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
He didn't touch politics or the war, but the departed
graduates stood in the parking lot, chanting, disclosed, divest, we
will not stop, we will not rest because he is
supporting Israel. So we had make a big scene. I
guess about that at your graduation ceremony. He didn't even
go there. So a new portal, which is a street exhibit,
(03:10):
which is connecting New York City and Dublin with a
twenty four to seven live video feed, has already caused chaos.
So it's like a round screen basically like a little
bit And so you're on the street in New York
and you look into it, and then the people in Dublin,
Ireland they have they're seeing you and you're seeing them.
Oh cool, Well what might you think? What might you
(03:34):
think would happen with something like that? So apparently the
folks in New York are getting everything from Ireland, like
people's butts to the swastikas to an actual photo of
the Twin Towers in Flames on nine to eleven. This
is what the Irish people are showing us. I have
no idea, but this thing is on Fifth Avenue in
twenty third Street, a very busy Manhattan junction of I
(03:59):
guess Broadway Avenue and twenty third Street and it'll be
there until November. But this is supposed to be a
bridge to a united planet. It's an eight by eight
foot screen twenty four hours a day. Within hours of
the Dublin portal going live, a very drunk woman in
her forties was led away by the cops after grinding
her backside against the screen and other various inappropriate gestures.
(04:23):
So this was not maybe very well thought through. But anyway,
it'll be there for a while. She can go check
it out if you want to. Liam and Olivia have
for a fifth year, topped the list of baby names
for brand new boys and girls born in the US.
Matteo joins the top ten baby names for the first
time so the list was released on Friday. After Liam,
(04:44):
the most common names for boys Noah, Oliver, James, Elijah, Matteo, Theodore, Henry,
Lucas and William. After Olivia, the most common names for
girls Emma, Charlotte, Emilia, Sophia, Mia, Isabella, Ava, Evelyn, and Luna.
So if you just named your kid one of those,
you thought you were clever. I have bed names everyone
else did too. Or Top ten THEO I like a Theo, Ted, Yeah,
(05:13):
and A woman has sued over pistachio ice cream having
no actual pistachio in it, and this suit is going
to move on. A New York woman who showed her
ass at the port no it's suing Colestone Creamery over
its pistachio ice cream. She said that instead of the nuts,
the dessert has pistachio flavoring. Her lawyers wrote in court
filings that she would not have purchased the product if
(05:34):
she had known it didn't contain actual pistachios, and a
federal judge ruled the class action suit can move forward.
He said in his ruling, the delightful dispute raises a
deceptively complex, complex question about the reasonable expectations of those
ordering pistachio ice cream.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
All Right, I'm gonna do the same thing.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
I'm gonna sue for Rocky Road because there's no Rocky
Road in it. I don't have chunks of road in
the actual road in the ice cream. It's just marshmallows. Like,
come on, now, it is the same. You're talking about
postassial flavoring, Like you don't have pistaso.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
That's like yeah, one of food. Yeah, I was gonna
say one is is, but that's the same thing. It's
not it is. It is absolutely not even close to
the same.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Because it's the.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Oh, there's not real vanilla in vanilla ice cream. You've
never eaten tarmac before, You'd never eaten there's there's.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Not asphalt in my Rocky Road ice cream.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
I don't think they're supposed to be though.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
And by the way, in this pistachio ice cream is
the pistachio flavor extracted from pistachios is like pistachio oil
or something, you know what I mean? Like did they
if they got the flavor from actual pistachios, then isn't that?
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Does it matter? Does it matter?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Like like if I order vanilla ice cream, you know,
some vanilla you can see the little bits of vanilla
in it, and others you can't, but you know it's there.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
They use an extract? Did I mean?
Speaker 2 (06:56):
I can sue because there's not actual little bits of
vanilla bean in my.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Ice cream like cotton candy, any flake. What you're saying
is not the same. You're you're expecting ice cream to
have actual postash in this. It could just be a flame. Okay,
you know what?
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Somebody go to Coldstone and get them a big pile
of asshole, like somebody can get.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Some asshole off the street. You're just sewing off the
name of it.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
We got a lot of potholes around here with some
with some loose assholes. Take that over to Coldstone, mix
it up and give it to Rufio and then you
can have his real rocky road on.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Let me know, let me know how you feel about right.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
I know it's Women's checkup Day and National apple Pie Day.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Ki, you don't want warm fruit? Please, That's not what
it was put here for.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
M I told you some some cooked vegetables don't do
it for me. But warm fruit like a peach cobbler,
an apple pie, warm with some ice cream in the
winter time?
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Are you kidding me? Who told you how to do that?
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Like?
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Who' said? You know what, I'm gonna take this apple
and warm it up.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
You don't put your apple on the microwave before you
eat it? Well, let's suit for that too, then, because
I don't see it. There's gotta be something wrong with that.
I'll suit right behind Rufio and there's no road in
his eyes. I'm just saying, Oh my god,
It's the fresh shell. This is what's trendic. See. But
I will tell you this.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
You don't really want me to come over and help
you pang stuff because I'm so OCD. When my house
gets sold, they're going to have to retexture and repaint
all the walls. Because what happens is I kind of measure,
but then I basically eyeball and I'll be like, eh,
that'll work. Bang a hole in the wall, hang it up.
I'm like, no, it needs to go over like a
(00:24):
half an inch, and then I'll bang another hole in
the wall and then it moves over half an inch.
I'm like, I think a quarter inch was what it
would need, and then I'll move it over so there's
like three holes for you can't see him, of course,
but once everything comes down, I basically have like holes
in all my walls.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
I do the same thing, but my mind's different. I
just don't know how to do it. So like if
I'm trying to measure whatever, get a hamer out. That's
just how it looks under all my posts. I don't
know how to measure or like the stud studfinder, Yeah,
I don't even know how to use that.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
It finds the nail in the stud So that's where
you're sposed to put the nail in, because then you
just put in the dry wall.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
That picture will eventually fall down, and that's why they fall. Yeah,
I know.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
That's when I'm twice cut once. Yeah, no, no, nail
four times. You'll look about right.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Yeah you got this. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
And by the way, like the difference between where I
put it and then where I move it, Like most
people would never see the difference, but I do, and
I'm the one who has to stare at it all
the time, so it has to be right.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
They got cool ones now, like it's a it's a
tape measure sunfighter and then like a laser level, so
like a laser goes on the wall, so it's perfectly
straight and it's pretty.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
I don't have to go buy that. Yeah, no, I
needed that. I didn't know I needed that. Guys. The
Northern Lights, everyone's freaking out.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
You can see the Northern lights in the Midwest and
parts of the United States, and I don't know any
of you guys drive far away to the complete darkness
so you could get a great look at it, any
of you, none of you.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
No, I've seen them before. I sound last year though,
Oh yeah, so pretty.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Yeah, so you might not be out of luck just yet.
Geomagnetic storm activity caused the aurora to spread from the
North Pole as far in the Deep South and then
also places like Germany, Switzerland, China, England and Spain. The
latest forecast from the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, which
I'm sure you guys are constantly checking that website, they
(02:10):
show the activity from another burst of solar radiation that
started arriving at Earth yesterday could keep the aurora visible
farther south than usual again tonight. So if you didn't
get to see it, maybe tonight. Duke Big graduation ceremony
and Jerry Seinfeld was a graduation speaker and he got booed,
what what's the deal? That's not a very good Jerry Seinfeld,
(02:33):
go ahead and do it.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
What's the deal? Yeah, that's way better. Well, what's the deal?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
He didn't use the line, but it may have been
appropriate at the Duke University graduation where he was giving
the commencement address, and he was booed, some people chanting
free Palestine.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Other graduates left.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
He didn't touch politics or the war, but the departed
graduates stood in the parking lot, chanting, disclosed, divest, we
will not stop, we will not rest because he is
supporting Israel. So we had make a big scene. I
guess about that at your graduation ceremony. He didn't even
go there. So a new portal, which is a street exhibit,
(03:10):
which is connecting New York City and Dublin with a
twenty four to seven live video feed, has already caused chaos.
So it's like a round screen basically like a little
bit And so you're on the street in New York
and you look into it, and then the people in Dublin,
Ireland they have they're seeing you and you're seeing them.
Oh cool, Well what might you think? What might you
(03:34):
think would happen with something like that? So apparently the
folks in New York are getting everything from Ireland, like
people's butts to the swastikas to an actual photo of
the Twin Towers in Flames on nine to eleven. This
is what the Irish people are showing us. I have
no idea, but this thing is on Fifth Avenue in
twenty third Street, a very busy Manhattan junction of I
(03:59):
guess Broadway Avenue and twenty third Street and it'll be
there until November. But this is supposed to be a
bridge to a united planet. It's an eight by eight
foot screen twenty four hours a day. Within hours of
the Dublin portal going live, a very drunk woman in
her forties was led away by the cops after grinding
her backside against the screen and other various inappropriate gestures.
(04:23):
So this was not maybe very well thought through. But anyway,
it'll be there for a while. She can go check
it out if you want to. Liam and Olivia have
for a fifth year, topped the list of baby names
for brand new boys and girls born in the US.
Matteo joins the top ten baby names for the first
time so the list was released on Friday. After Liam,
(04:44):
the most common names for boys Noah, Oliver, James, Elijah, Matteo, Theodore, Henry,
Lucas and William. After Olivia, the most common names for
girls Emma, Charlotte, Emilia, Sophia, Mia, Isabella, Ava, Evelyn, and Luna.
So if you just named your kid one of those,
you thought you were clever. I have bed names everyone
else did too. Or Top ten THEO I like a Theo, Ted, Yeah,
(05:13):
and A woman has sued over pistachio ice cream having
no actual pistachio in it, and this suit is going
to move on. A New York woman who showed her
ass at the port no it's suing Colestone Creamery over
its pistachio ice cream. She said that instead of the nuts,
the dessert has pistachio flavoring. Her lawyers wrote in court
filings that she would not have purchased the product if
(05:34):
she had known it didn't contain actual pistachios, and a
federal judge ruled the class action suit can move forward.
He said in his ruling, the delightful dispute raises a
deceptively complex, complex question about the reasonable expectations of those
ordering pistachio ice cream.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
All Right, I'm gonna do the same thing.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
I'm gonna sue for Rocky Road because there's no Rocky
Road in it. I don't have chunks of road in
the actual road in the ice cream. It's just marshmallows. Like,
come on, now, it is the same. You're talking about
postassial flavoring, Like you don't have pistaso.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
That's like yeah, one of food. Yeah, I was gonna
say one is is, but that's the same thing. It's
not it is. It is absolutely not even close to
the same.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Because it's the.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Oh, there's not real vanilla in vanilla ice cream. You've
never eaten tarmac before, You'd never eaten there's there's.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Not asphalt in my Rocky Road ice cream.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
I don't think they're supposed to be though.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
And by the way, in this pistachio ice cream is
the pistachio flavor extracted from pistachios is like pistachio oil
or something, you know what I mean? Like did they
if they got the flavor from actual pistachios, then isn't that?
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Does it matter? Does it matter?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Like like if I order vanilla ice cream, you know,
some vanilla you can see the little bits of vanilla
in it, and others you can't, but you know it's there.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
They use an extract? Did I mean?
Speaker 2 (06:56):
I can sue because there's not actual little bits of
vanilla bean in my.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Ice cream like cotton candy, any flake. What you're saying
is not the same. You're you're expecting ice cream to
have actual postash in this. It could just be a flame. Okay,
you know what?
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Somebody go to Coldstone and get them a big pile
of asshole, like somebody can get.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Some asshole off the street. You're just sewing off the
name of it.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
We got a lot of potholes around here with some
with some loose assholes. Take that over to Coldstone, mix
it up and give it to Rufio and then you
can have his real rocky road on.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Let me know, let me know how you feel about right.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
I know it's Women's checkup Day and National apple Pie Day.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Ki, you don't want warm fruit? Please, That's not what
it was put here for.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
M I told you some some cooked vegetables don't do
it for me. But warm fruit like a peach cobbler,
an apple pie, warm with some ice cream in the
winter time?
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Are you kidding me? Who told you how to do that?
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Like?
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Who' said? You know what, I'm gonna take this apple
and warm it up.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
You don't put your apple on the microwave before you
eat it? Well, let's suit for that too, then, because
I don't see it. There's gotta be something wrong with that.
I'll suit right behind Rufio and there's no road in
his eyes. I'm just saying, Oh my god,
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