August 13, 2025 • 14 mins
Fred wants to know what exactly you'll let your partner do.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is the press show. Let's get you hotel a
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(00:22):
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thanks to Live Nation. Tickets are on sale now at
ticketmaster dot com for all shows running December thirtieth through
January third, and March sixth through the twenty eighth. Kiki,
you have you know, you do a lot of things.
You wear a lot of hats, and you know, we
(00:44):
have a show this is the Here, and then we
have a podcast called The Tangent, and then you have
another podcast, and then you have another TV show. You
do do all these different things. But I noticed on
your podcast, which is very funny, by the way you
guys do a really good job. Times I wonder sort
of where some of those that content, why this is
not coming here and why some of your jokes aren't
(01:05):
being used here. But it's fine. I understand that you
need to be, you know, multifaceted. Yeah. Well no, no,
there's no excuse. Sometimes I laugh. I laugh loudly out
loud in my house, and I was like, where was that?
And I say that I do that too. I slap myself.
I go, where was that? You sound like her stage mom?
(01:28):
This is the money maker here is This is where
we print the money. I don't know where it goes
after it's printed. I feel like I hit print and
then it never makes it to the printer. But somehow
this is where the money is printed. Nonetheless, I noticed
on your podcast video yesterday that you allowed the two
men on the podcast to remove or undo your braids. Yes,
(01:51):
because you had braids and you let them do that.
And I was just curious. I saw you earlier in
the day. Why wouldn't why didn't she ask me to
do that? Why didn't she answer, why wouldn't you ask
me to do something like that for you? Why wouldn't
you come to me and say, hey, Fred, big bro,
would you mind taking these braids out for me? And
I would have said to you, I don't know how
to do that, how do you do that? And you
would have showed me and I would have done it.
(02:11):
But I noticed you had other men in your life
do it, and it upset me.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Okay, well, I don't want you to be upset, but
I know how you are and I know that you
don't play around with.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Stuff like that. Now, was that your actual hair? Was
that a wig?
Speaker 2 (02:24):
No, that was like extensions. So it was just braiding.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
There was somebody else's hair.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
It was like plastic.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
It's not even real hair.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
No, it's like a synthetic blink.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
The stuff I know about things and the stuff that
I probably should know, but I know a lot of
things because of you, ladies. But I know it could
be horse hair. I know it could be human hair.
I know it could be synthetic hair exactly in this case,
it was not real hair. No, so I couldn't have
messed it up if I tried. No, I don't think you.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Would have messed it up. But like, okay, so here's
the thing.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Paulina has a flat ironed her hair right here, in
the studio on the radio.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
I thought you were about to call her flat, she did,
I'm perfect, No, you're very proud of it. Yeah, hey,
I am flat. That's right. No, you wanted it that way,
and you look so freaking skinny. And I'd like to
know who's trying to take mine off too. That same
man can remove some boobs from my stomach.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
But anyway, yes, So when she you don't like that,
you don't like a lot of hair going on in
the studio. So I was like, I am not about
to text him to take my hair down in here,
and so I waited.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
I was just wondering if you trusted them more than
you trust me. I don't trust any of y'all. So
I didn't trust them with scissors in my hair. You
don't trust me I catch out to do my hair. Well,
this is where I'm going with this is men or orderlate?
I mean, this could go either way, I guess, but
I suppose it's a little more complicated with with your stuff,
whether it's plucking or waxing or makeup or you know,
(03:47):
I don't know, hair removal or whatever hair I'm doing, right,
I mean, I suppose, But for me, like it would
be when I let one of you guys use a
razor on my face and shave my beard. I suppose
if I had to, but eight five one one three five.
Would you lot the closest member of the opposite sex,
your partner, whomever you're closest to. Would you let them
(04:08):
handle important beauty related duties on your body? Would you
let them do would you let them do your hair?
Would you let them do your makeup? Would you let
them perform any sort of waxing, any kind of personal
beauty issue? Done that? What sort of personally? Oh? Well,
you were pregnant. I was pregnant, and he and he
(04:29):
used the razor for you.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
He sure did, just like Missy Elliott says.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Did he do a good job?
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Yeah, he did a great job. He even branded it
with a nice j. I'm just kidding.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Well, how would you know? You couldn't see it? He
probably did. I had a little mirror, so you were
just like, dude, I've had enough of this. Get in there.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
I couldn't reach remember. I was like, no, I don't
remember this story. For some reason, This isn't a story
all the years I've known you, in all the stories.
For some reason, that one just does is just not
top of the stack. When your husband shaved your huha.
It's just not the story that comes right to mind
when I think of you.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
I thought that was gonna win us the award this year, but.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Well, yeah, yeah, well we don't ever win that award
except this year. We actually submitted for it because I
did it myself, unlike in previous years where we were
lied to about it. But anyway, yeah, files have metal metadata.
I don't know if you know this, and you can
see when they were created. But anyway, oh no, I've
someone on a different note, A friend of mine who
doesn't really listen to the show knows someone who does
(05:28):
in Raleigh, and she texted me yesterday and she goes,
are you okay exactly? And I wrote back, what do
you mean? And she says, well, a friend of mine
feels like you've been a little unhinged lately, and I
was just wondering if everything was okay with you. And
I was like, well, what was it about? She says
something about a tech issue, and I was like, no,
I'm not okay with the tech. I'm not okay. I'm
just so tired of being lied to A mess with
(05:48):
by these people, right, the skits and the lies. I'm
just so I'm so over it. I'm so done and
I'm so fit anyway. Yea. But here's the other thing, Like,
if I were normal and well adjusted, nobody would listen
to this, Like nobody would. I would. I would work
at HR block, I would do your taxes for you.
(06:09):
And that's a wonderful job for someone who's mentally stable. Okay,
I'm not, And so what would you expect anything less
than to just ride the range of emotions? You let
your husband shave your huha, And I was supposed to
remember that, yes, but that would be a weird thing
for me to just sort of think of immediately, because
I mean, I was thinking of your another regions. But
(06:31):
and you're my sister, so I don't. But he did
a good job. He did a great job the best
I can get him. Isn't that a very sensitive like?
Isn't wouldn't that be an easy area to make a mistake?
Speaker 3 (06:40):
I think?
Speaker 1 (06:41):
So?
Speaker 3 (06:41):
I mean we were down there for like an hour.
I was scared, boots. I was like, the baby's gotta
come out this way, so let's not leave room for error.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Was he using a Chase was going. Was it was
he was he using it? Where was the hair growing?
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Scared?
Speaker 1 (07:02):
How would that process have been impeded by Okay, I
don't want to know.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Scared. I'm just scared.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
So let me see here. My wife clips my toenails.
Someone texted, I let the father of my daughter shave
my coco. I love when people say that. So that
is I'm not with this man, because when you specify
the father of my daughter, that's saying I had a
child with him. He's not my boyfriend or my husband.
So you just let it. So you let a guy.
There's no commitment there, but you're letting him. Okay. A
(07:31):
lot of people are saying this. When I was pregnant,
my husband shaved that. My husband waxes my armpits for me,
but I wouldn't let him do my makeup or hair. Okay,
so this is you. Now, hold on a second. How
do you say your name? Please? Okay, I would not
have said that correctly, So thank you. There's a name
(07:52):
that was that's a fancy name, and I would have
and I would have made it fancy. And because sometimes
you know Sean and it's seen you've listened to this
show for a while. Now we're just talking about your text.
You let your father's daughter. Let's just stop right there.
So this man is not your husband, and he's not
he's not your husband, he's not your boyfriend. No, but
(08:16):
we worked together and let him do it when I
was pregnant with my daughter. I see, so he was
at one time. Because this is not like okay, because
that's a very intimate I'm just I'm really caught up
on the stage because when people describe someone like that,
it's like they really want you to know. There's no
level of commitment but there. But we we shared a
very intimate experience share a child, right, okay, so when
(08:37):
you were together, you would let him do that. Now
why did why laziness didn't want to do it?
Speaker 3 (08:45):
I was like, go ahead.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
I was walking in the house.
Speaker 5 (08:49):
I wasn't wearing anything.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
And I was like, go ahay do you why go ahead? Well,
so he that's very rude of him. He pointed it out.
He was like, hey, looks like I.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Didn't point it out. But I wasn't a virgil about
to give not someone's coming to give birth.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
I see. So this wasn't like a random wend No Okay,
you were you needed the assistance because you couldn't Pallina,
you couldn't see it. No, summit was so big for
me to see, to bend to do anything understandable. Yeah, okay,
(09:28):
and it was like, you need to like get that
together before you go. Oh what a guy. I would
That would be the very least of my concerns, to
be honest with you. I'm sure it feels weird, but
then again, Soda is being nine months pregnant. I would
have to imagine, so that would probably be the last
thing I'm thinking about at that moment. But thank you
so much for calling. Have a good day, Well, thank you.
(09:49):
I'm shocked at the number of people that will allow
someone to go down there with a razor but won't
let them do makeup or cutting, you know, trimming hair
or taking braids out or things that are like that
don't involve a sharp object. I'm shocked by the number
of people texting going no, no, no, like I'd let
(10:10):
him do that. You'd let him take a razor down there?
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Yes, I would.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
That's a very complicated I'm not going to get into it,
but you know.
Speaker 5 (10:18):
Mine takes a laser down there. I have a at
home laser thing and he does it for me. What yeahhh,
that is real love. That is it's real love. I'm
not shaving nobody.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
We know.
Speaker 5 (10:30):
I know there's a lot of Yeah, there's a lot
of things I would come to you for, but it's
not bodily stuff.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
I should play that for me.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
It's like, especially when it comes to that area, Yeah,
like why like why why not? Why why does he
do that?
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Because it hurts me?
Speaker 5 (10:47):
And so it's hard to like do it yourself when
it's something that's painful.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
But I mean when I get a third party because
like for me, it's when it comes to that part
of my body if there's something weird going on or
something I need to maintain. If I can't do it myself,
I might have someone else do it. Because when it's
it's back to to preserve this sexy thing, which should
be on the constitution. But the Fred Show consent it
should be on the constitution. I think our founding fathers
(11:11):
should have considered that, maybe the seventeenth Amendment or something.
But I just feel like when they're down there, I
want them, I want it to be I wanted to
be about that experience. I don't want it to be
about hey can is there something weird going? Hey can
you can you get to that or whatever? I guess
I maybe there are people that do that. It's really expense.
Speaker 5 (11:29):
Laser's really expensive, and also it's clean when you get lasered,
like there's no it's hid.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
I no, you know, I know. I just feel like
I know when it comes to, you know, waist down
to my knees, if it were like if it were
on my ankle or something, we might have a conversation.
I just just like, I don't want you thinking about
anything but fun things when we're doing that, And if
it's anything other than that, then I might just I
(11:56):
might just sort of find another avenue. We're on the
same page, it we're in the same book.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
Yeah, you know, I'm not shaving.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
I'm not.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
I don't want to look. I don't want to touch
until it's time to look in touch.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
Well, sometimes it turns.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
I let my fiance we go, we go from we
go from lasered and huh, Jason, you're abfusly quiet about this.
Speaker 6 (12:15):
But I think I know, I I know we disagree
on this. Every time we talk about it is I
think like being in a relationship like you're gonna do
you act like this.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Is the topic of Wednesday. You actually this is the
topic of Wednesday each morning when this comes.
Speaker 6 (12:30):
Up, No, occasionally, you need to preserve this sexy. I
think being in a love and caring relationship. I mean,
I will do anything that you need me to do,
and it doesn't matter. I will look at anything, I
will help you with anything, I will shave anything. I
care because I think it's it would I think it's
am I gonna ask you, you know.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
What I mean? Like I don't know. I would imagine it.
Whoever I wind up with some day would be willing
to as I would. And if it were an imperative,
of course I would. Or if pain were involved, or
or if that you know whatever.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
There Me and I were in the room when he
got wax Jason.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Yeah, but it was his back.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (13:11):
For example, Mike just hurt his hand and so he
couldn't wash half his body in the showers like I
had to, Like we bought like a little brush thing
and I had to like literally wash the left half
of his body. But like I don't look at him
and be like, oh my god, that's so unsexy now
that I had to wash your body like it didn't
change me forever.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
But that's necessity. That's not that's necessity that that had
to be done. That's not really like, hey, I guess it.
I think there's a I think there's like a bump
down there. Take it. Oh you know, I don't know.
Speaker 6 (13:41):
Well, that's also a necessity, Like that's a problem, not
what a physician.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
You may you may never know, you may never know
about it. I'm sorry, but I guess I'm ninety four
percent of things can be discussed in relationships, but that's
six percent for me.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
If there's a bump, No, we're not No, Yeah, I
don't want to go to the doctor.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
I don't know any that's that's good. You're a good,
loving partner and I'm not. And that's just what it
comes down to.
Speaker 6 (14:04):
So I think I think it changes once you reach
a certain point in a relationship and all it just
goes out the window, not meaning you don't find your
partner attractive, but that like it doesn't bother you anymore.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
All this stuff.
Speaker 6 (14:16):
I know you think it might not happen, but I
think once you reach that point, maybe I never want
to reach them.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Maybe that's
This is the press show. Let's get you hotel a
trip for tuti see Jennifer Lopez her brand new Las
Vegas residency. Jennifer Lopez Up All Night Live in Las
Vegas March thirteenth, twenty twenty six at the Coliseum at
Caesar's Palace. Text Diva to three seven three three seven
right now for a chance to win two tickets to
the March thirteenth show at two night hotels day March
(00:22):
twelve through the fourteenth at the Flamingo Hotel and Casino,
Las Vegas and ron Javert Fair. A confirmation text to
be sent Dennard Message and data rates may apply. All
thanks to Live Nation. Tickets are on sale now at
ticketmaster dot com for all shows running December thirtieth through
January third, and March sixth through the twenty eighth. Kiki,
you have you know, you do a lot of things.
You wear a lot of hats, and you know, we
(00:44):
have a show this is the Here, and then we
have a podcast called The Tangent, and then you have
another podcast, and then you have another TV show. You
do do all these different things. But I noticed on
your podcast, which is very funny, by the way you
guys do a really good job. Times I wonder sort
of where some of those that content, why this is
not coming here and why some of your jokes aren't
(01:05):
being used here. But it's fine. I understand that you
need to be, you know, multifaceted. Yeah. Well no, no,
there's no excuse. Sometimes I laugh. I laugh loudly out
loud in my house, and I was like, where was that?
And I say that I do that too. I slap myself.
I go, where was that? You sound like her stage mom?
(01:28):
This is the money maker here is This is where
we print the money. I don't know where it goes
after it's printed. I feel like I hit print and
then it never makes it to the printer. But somehow
this is where the money is printed. Nonetheless, I noticed
on your podcast video yesterday that you allowed the two
men on the podcast to remove or undo your braids. Yes,
(01:51):
because you had braids and you let them do that.
And I was just curious. I saw you earlier in
the day. Why wouldn't why didn't she ask me to
do that? Why didn't she answer, why wouldn't you ask
me to do something like that for you? Why wouldn't
you come to me and say, hey, Fred, big bro,
would you mind taking these braids out for me? And
I would have said to you, I don't know how
to do that, how do you do that? And you
would have showed me and I would have done it.
(02:11):
But I noticed you had other men in your life
do it, and it upset me.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Okay, well, I don't want you to be upset, but
I know how you are and I know that you
don't play around with.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Stuff like that. Now, was that your actual hair? Was
that a wig?
Speaker 2 (02:24):
No, that was like extensions. So it was just braiding.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
There was somebody else's hair.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
It was like plastic.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
It's not even real hair.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
No, it's like a synthetic blink.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
The stuff I know about things and the stuff that
I probably should know, but I know a lot of
things because of you, ladies. But I know it could
be horse hair. I know it could be human hair.
I know it could be synthetic hair exactly in this case,
it was not real hair. No, so I couldn't have
messed it up if I tried. No, I don't think you.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Would have messed it up. But like, okay, so here's
the thing.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Paulina has a flat ironed her hair right here, in
the studio on the radio.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
I thought you were about to call her flat, she did,
I'm perfect, No, you're very proud of it. Yeah, hey,
I am flat. That's right. No, you wanted it that way,
and you look so freaking skinny. And I'd like to
know who's trying to take mine off too. That same
man can remove some boobs from my stomach.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
But anyway, yes, So when she you don't like that,
you don't like a lot of hair going on in
the studio. So I was like, I am not about
to text him to take my hair down in here,
and so I waited.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
I was just wondering if you trusted them more than
you trust me. I don't trust any of y'all. So
I didn't trust them with scissors in my hair. You
don't trust me I catch out to do my hair. Well,
this is where I'm going with this is men or orderlate?
I mean, this could go either way, I guess, but
I suppose it's a little more complicated with with your stuff,
whether it's plucking or waxing or makeup or you know,
(03:47):
I don't know, hair removal or whatever hair I'm doing, right,
I mean, I suppose, But for me, like it would
be when I let one of you guys use a
razor on my face and shave my beard. I suppose
if I had to, but eight five one one three five.
Would you lot the closest member of the opposite sex,
your partner, whomever you're closest to. Would you let them
(04:08):
handle important beauty related duties on your body? Would you
let them do would you let them do your hair?
Would you let them do your makeup? Would you let
them perform any sort of waxing, any kind of personal
beauty issue? Done that? What sort of personally? Oh? Well,
you were pregnant. I was pregnant, and he and he
(04:29):
used the razor for you.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
He sure did, just like Missy Elliott says.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Did he do a good job?
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Yeah, he did a great job. He even branded it
with a nice j. I'm just kidding.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Well, how would you know? You couldn't see it? He
probably did. I had a little mirror, so you were
just like, dude, I've had enough of this. Get in there.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
I couldn't reach remember. I was like, no, I don't
remember this story. For some reason, This isn't a story
all the years I've known you, in all the stories.
For some reason, that one just does is just not
top of the stack. When your husband shaved your huha.
It's just not the story that comes right to mind
when I think of you.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
I thought that was gonna win us the award this year, but.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Well, yeah, yeah, well we don't ever win that award
except this year. We actually submitted for it because I
did it myself, unlike in previous years where we were
lied to about it. But anyway, yeah, files have metal metadata.
I don't know if you know this, and you can
see when they were created. But anyway, oh no, I've
someone on a different note, A friend of mine who
doesn't really listen to the show knows someone who does
(05:28):
in Raleigh, and she texted me yesterday and she goes,
are you okay exactly? And I wrote back, what do
you mean? And she says, well, a friend of mine
feels like you've been a little unhinged lately, and I
was just wondering if everything was okay with you. And
I was like, well, what was it about? She says
something about a tech issue, and I was like, no,
I'm not okay with the tech. I'm not okay. I'm
just so tired of being lied to A mess with
(05:48):
by these people, right, the skits and the lies. I'm
just so I'm so over it. I'm so done and
I'm so fit anyway. Yea. But here's the other thing, Like,
if I were normal and well adjusted, nobody would listen
to this, Like nobody would. I would. I would work
at HR block, I would do your taxes for you.
(06:09):
And that's a wonderful job for someone who's mentally stable. Okay,
I'm not, And so what would you expect anything less
than to just ride the range of emotions? You let
your husband shave your huha, And I was supposed to
remember that, yes, but that would be a weird thing
for me to just sort of think of immediately, because
I mean, I was thinking of your another regions. But
(06:31):
and you're my sister, so I don't. But he did
a good job. He did a great job the best
I can get him. Isn't that a very sensitive like?
Isn't wouldn't that be an easy area to make a mistake?
Speaker 3 (06:40):
I think?
Speaker 1 (06:41):
So?
Speaker 3 (06:41):
I mean we were down there for like an hour.
I was scared, boots. I was like, the baby's gotta
come out this way, so let's not leave room for error.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Was he using a Chase was going. Was it was
he was he using it? Where was the hair growing?
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Scared?
Speaker 1 (07:02):
How would that process have been impeded by Okay, I
don't want to know.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Scared. I'm just scared.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
So let me see here. My wife clips my toenails.
Someone texted, I let the father of my daughter shave
my coco. I love when people say that. So that
is I'm not with this man, because when you specify
the father of my daughter, that's saying I had a
child with him. He's not my boyfriend or my husband.
So you just let it. So you let a guy.
There's no commitment there, but you're letting him. Okay. A
(07:31):
lot of people are saying this. When I was pregnant,
my husband shaved that. My husband waxes my armpits for me,
but I wouldn't let him do my makeup or hair. Okay,
so this is you. Now, hold on a second. How
do you say your name? Please? Okay, I would not
have said that correctly, So thank you. There's a name
(07:52):
that was that's a fancy name, and I would have
and I would have made it fancy. And because sometimes
you know Sean and it's seen you've listened to this
show for a while. Now we're just talking about your text.
You let your father's daughter. Let's just stop right there.
So this man is not your husband, and he's not
he's not your husband, he's not your boyfriend. No, but
(08:16):
we worked together and let him do it when I
was pregnant with my daughter. I see, so he was
at one time. Because this is not like okay, because
that's a very intimate I'm just I'm really caught up
on the stage because when people describe someone like that,
it's like they really want you to know. There's no
level of commitment but there. But we we shared a
very intimate experience share a child, right, okay, so when
(08:37):
you were together, you would let him do that. Now
why did why laziness didn't want to do it?
Speaker 3 (08:45):
I was like, go ahead.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
I was walking in the house.
Speaker 5 (08:49):
I wasn't wearing anything.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
And I was like, go ahay do you why go ahead? Well,
so he that's very rude of him. He pointed it out.
He was like, hey, looks like I.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Didn't point it out. But I wasn't a virgil about
to give not someone's coming to give birth.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
I see. So this wasn't like a random wend No Okay,
you were you needed the assistance because you couldn't Pallina,
you couldn't see it. No, summit was so big for
me to see, to bend to do anything understandable. Yeah, okay,
(09:28):
and it was like, you need to like get that
together before you go. Oh what a guy. I would
That would be the very least of my concerns, to
be honest with you. I'm sure it feels weird, but
then again, Soda is being nine months pregnant. I would
have to imagine, so that would probably be the last
thing I'm thinking about at that moment. But thank you
so much for calling. Have a good day, Well, thank you.
(09:49):
I'm shocked at the number of people that will allow
someone to go down there with a razor but won't
let them do makeup or cutting, you know, trimming hair
or taking braids out or things that are like that
don't involve a sharp object. I'm shocked by the number
of people texting going no, no, no, like I'd let
(10:10):
him do that. You'd let him take a razor down there?
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Yes, I would.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
That's a very complicated I'm not going to get into it,
but you know.
Speaker 5 (10:18):
Mine takes a laser down there. I have a at
home laser thing and he does it for me. What yeahhh,
that is real love. That is it's real love. I'm
not shaving nobody.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
We know.
Speaker 5 (10:30):
I know there's a lot of Yeah, there's a lot
of things I would come to you for, but it's
not bodily stuff.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
I should play that for me.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
It's like, especially when it comes to that area, Yeah,
like why like why why not? Why why does he
do that?
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Because it hurts me?
Speaker 5 (10:47):
And so it's hard to like do it yourself when
it's something that's painful.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
But I mean when I get a third party because
like for me, it's when it comes to that part
of my body if there's something weird going on or
something I need to maintain. If I can't do it myself,
I might have someone else do it. Because when it's
it's back to to preserve this sexy thing, which should
be on the constitution. But the Fred Show consent it
should be on the constitution. I think our founding fathers
(11:11):
should have considered that, maybe the seventeenth Amendment or something.
But I just feel like when they're down there, I
want them, I want it to be I wanted to
be about that experience. I don't want it to be
about hey can is there something weird going? Hey can
you can you get to that or whatever? I guess
I maybe there are people that do that. It's really expense.
Speaker 5 (11:29):
Laser's really expensive, and also it's clean when you get lasered,
like there's no it's hid.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
I no, you know, I know. I just feel like
I know when it comes to, you know, waist down
to my knees, if it were like if it were
on my ankle or something, we might have a conversation.
I just just like, I don't want you thinking about
anything but fun things when we're doing that, And if
it's anything other than that, then I might just I
(11:56):
might just sort of find another avenue. We're on the
same page, it we're in the same book.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
Yeah, you know, I'm not shaving.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
I'm not.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
I don't want to look. I don't want to touch
until it's time to look in touch.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
Well, sometimes it turns.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
I let my fiance we go, we go from we
go from lasered and huh, Jason, you're abfusly quiet about this.
Speaker 6 (12:15):
But I think I know, I I know we disagree
on this. Every time we talk about it is I
think like being in a relationship like you're gonna do
you act like this.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Is the topic of Wednesday. You actually this is the
topic of Wednesday each morning when this comes.
Speaker 6 (12:30):
Up, No, occasionally, you need to preserve this sexy. I
think being in a love and caring relationship. I mean,
I will do anything that you need me to do,
and it doesn't matter. I will look at anything, I
will help you with anything, I will shave anything. I
care because I think it's it would I think it's
am I gonna ask you, you know.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
What I mean? Like I don't know. I would imagine it.
Whoever I wind up with some day would be willing
to as I would. And if it were an imperative,
of course I would. Or if pain were involved, or
or if that you know whatever.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
There Me and I were in the room when he
got wax Jason.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Yeah, but it was his back.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (13:11):
For example, Mike just hurt his hand and so he
couldn't wash half his body in the showers like I
had to, Like we bought like a little brush thing
and I had to like literally wash the left half
of his body. But like I don't look at him
and be like, oh my god, that's so unsexy now
that I had to wash your body like it didn't
change me forever.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
But that's necessity. That's not that's necessity that that had
to be done. That's not really like, hey, I guess it.
I think there's a I think there's like a bump
down there. Take it. Oh you know, I don't know.
Speaker 6 (13:41):
Well, that's also a necessity, Like that's a problem, not
what a physician.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
You may you may never know, you may never know
about it. I'm sorry, but I guess I'm ninety four
percent of things can be discussed in relationships, but that's
six percent for me.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
If there's a bump, No, we're not No, Yeah, I
don't want to go to the doctor.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
I don't know any that's that's good. You're a good,
loving partner and I'm not. And that's just what it
comes down to.
Speaker 6 (14:04):
So I think I think it changes once you reach
a certain point in a relationship and all it just
goes out the window, not meaning you don't find your
partner attractive, but that like it doesn't bother you anymore.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
All this stuff.
Speaker 6 (14:16):
I know you think it might not happen, but I
think once you reach that point, maybe I never want
to reach them.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Maybe that's
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