April 28, 2025 • 27 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Girl said something to me on a date last week,
and we got to talk about it right now, are
you ready?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Well? Two things. Actually, let's suit the tangent.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
It's the tangent giving you all this shit we couldn't
talk about on the air. So within thirty seconds of
sitting down on a date from a dating app, never
met this person, she tells me that fifteen years ago
I slept with someone she knows in another city, and
I am I responsible for knowing who that was? Like?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Am I responsible for? Like?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
I'm like okay. Then she said the person's first name.
I'm like, okay, Oh, you didn't know it?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Didn't ring about it?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Well? I mean no, I mean I'm not gonna say
it didn't, but I mean, you know, I'm fifteen years
there was more than that was seventeen years ago.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
And then she showed me your picture and I was like, yeah, okay,
I mean I don't.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
It's a little odd to like go on a date
knowing that and then beholding you know, this information and
be so excited to ask about it.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Yeah. Then I was like, wait a minute, how did
And then I'm trying to figure out like how did
that come up? At what point did you know this?
How did you discover this?
Speaker 2 (01:03):
I don't know? And then I was like, well, then
did I get good reviews?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
God? Was I good? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:09):
So then I asked like, well, well what kind of
reviews did I get? You know, because I mean if
you talked, if you talked about that, then there must
have been some discussion about like was it good or
because that's the question I would ask.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
But then she's like, oh, I wouldn't ask that, you wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
I mean if I mean, if I if I were
close enough with someone that I could ask that question
about someone else, I knew. I would ask the question
whether I wanted to do it or not, simply because
I'm curious, Like I'd be curious. I'd be curious to
know what y'all are like in ben honestly, like from
an actual person who's experienced it, not what you say
you are, like what you actually are a yellerlight? Well, no,
(01:50):
but let's be honest like most people are.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
I would be curious to hear a review from somebody
who's not scorned, who could be honest about their experience
it would I would be curious, not because I want
to do it, but because I just think I think
it would be interesting. Like I don't know because I
see you guys every day, your family, but you're not,
so I don't know. I'd just be curious if it's like,
oh my god, Jason, dude wild Man.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
No, it's it's boring, there's nothing to write home about.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Oh I think I am too, So like it's I
don't know. I mean, you know somebody that I've messed
around with. You know a couple I've messed around with?
Have you ever asked?
Speaker 5 (02:23):
No?
Speaker 3 (02:24):
But I can if you want.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
I don't, but I guess I do know.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
I do know.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
I guess I guess you have more discipline than I do. Then,
because I would probably ask if I were as close
to someone you hooked up with as you are with
at least the person I'm thinking of, then I would
probably be like, what's that.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Like, but you're my brother, so like I don't know
if I want to know that, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
But that's what I mean, Like it's not I don't
want to know because I want to know. It would
just be like I'd be proud of you, Like if
somebody was like, oh my god, it blew my mind.
I'd be like, that's my you know what I'm saying. Like,
I'd be like, all right, good. Like if somebody was like,
Paulina does this one thing, I'd be like, that's right.
Speaker 6 (02:57):
And you know what that one thing is, because I've
talked about it.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Well, I think you do more than one thing. But
I know you know that.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
I do know.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
I can find people that can vouch for all of
us if you'd like to have them on the tangent.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
I don't know. No, no, we don't have to go
that song. We don't have to go that far. I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
I know what listen, But I love the spunk. Yes,
as a producer, I'm offering I love.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
It the only one that would you guys be curious.
Speaker 6 (03:20):
I am very curious.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
I'm more of like, I picture you, and I know
who you're hooking up with. I picture you, guys, and
what that looks like, what that sounds like? And I
might not don't I always picture like I picture you
would Mike all the time, you and Shane, like when
I visually.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Myself, Yeah, right handed guy, but you know.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Yes, But she also knows people that you've had inside Yeah,
so's yes, inside.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
People I have no it's been known to happen. I
thought it was weird.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
I thought it was a weird thing to be like, yeah,
you know a bunch of years ago you hoped up
with someone and I'm like, yeah, okay, well I wish
you well. I guess she's five kids now and is married.
I'm like, good thing I didn't get her pregnant. Like
sounds like she's right exactly. The girl also talked about
sharding on the day too. She's like you, it was
very strange at all. I guess not. She's like, you
(04:14):
never and well, you've asked me the same question, but
you know our relationships will different. But it was like,
you've never sharted, And honestly, to my morning, to the
best of my knowledge, I never have. I really never have.
And it's not that i'm it's not that I'm above it.
I think I've just been lucky.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
You act above it.
Speaker 6 (04:31):
I'm above it.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
I'm not above it.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
I just I just I guess if I thought there
was any potential that that would happen, I wouldn't go
far from a place where I could take care of it.
Like if it's if it's risky, if we're in a
risky situation. I'm not going out to dinner, right, you
know what I'm saying, Like, I'm not putting my We're
not going to.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
The amusement park.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Like, I'm not putting myself in a position where I
could crap my pants.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Like I'm just not.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
No, I mean that's smart, just to be clear, Like
sometimes it comes up right now, you'll never.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Know, so you are lucky, see what you say that,
But I do know.
Speaker 6 (05:01):
No, it's a game of lot.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Well you don't know because I haven't experienced it yet.
But I don't go out like if I'm like, oh
there's a chance of a shark, let me go to dinner,
Like I don't do that.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
But in forty four years, I've managed to not. I
don't know as a child, Okay, so in my dont life,
well probably I've never managed to do it. So I
guess I kind of do know when to play around
and when not to play around.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
What's the worst food poisoning you've ever had?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Because oh, I've had it?
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Where Like I basically I every five minutes, I was
up and down, up and down, up and down. I
just I was very close in proximity to inact, I've
had it so bad where I didn't sit on the toilet,
but I didn't leave the bathroom because I knew inevitably
when I was done with one, it was going to
be another.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
You know, it was coming out of both. It was bad.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
So yes, I've had it really, really bad. But I
guess I just I don't mean I don't put clothes
on at that point.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Oh okay, well then we're just short that.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Well.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
But I also didn't crap on the floor either. I mean, again,
not above it. I guess I've just been very fortunate.
It's been very close. Yea. I will say, like I've
run down in the hallway in my building trying to
get in there. It's like it's because at that point
it's like, as long as this doesn't happen in public,
I don't care.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
You did the shack run that he did the other
day from his show?
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Did you see the next night they put a porta
potty next to him? That show doesn't miss Like those guys,
they do such a good job. And it's over. The
show's over, and and Ernie's retiring, which is you're not
an if you don't like sports, you could still watch
inside the NBA and be highly entertained.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
And that says something.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
They just clown each other like we do.
Speaker 6 (06:32):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Yeah, no, it's good, but yeah or.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Oh she brought up charting on the date.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Yeah why yeah, I don't know. I don't remember what
the context was, but I was like, why are we
talking about this? Like she was a nice girl, you
know whatever. But I also had a girl, and this
is happening more and more. I had a girl last night.
This is probably this has probably happened. I've been on
and off the dating apps this year. I'll go on
for like a week or two, get off, so may
I've done this three times. I shared two messages with
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a girl. It was like she's from Cleveland and she's
wearing an Indians hat or a Guardian's hat. And my
opening message was, hey, would you date a Cubs fan?
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Like ha ha?
Speaker 1 (07:06):
She matched with me, so like the answer is yes,
I guess, and then she's like, oh yeah, I would
you know, YadA YadA, and then all of a sudden,
gone unmatch me disappeared. What I think is happening is
I think people like figure it out or go to
my Instagram or something, and I think it's like I
don't want anything to do with the radio guy, like
or whatever you think. I think so because I like,
I get it if you say if like if I
(07:29):
tell a joke it doesn't land, or like you say
something but like why would you match with me, message
with me for like five minutes and then unmatch me.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
It's weird.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
That is weird, like that.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
That says you like went to my Instagram and we're like,
whoa or are you thought? A lot of people have
like I can't stay on Bumble because people keep turning
me in as fraud because no one seems to believe
that like I'm on Bumble, which I very much am,
but like I've had my Bumble count shutdown almost every
time I get back on there and I have to
prove to them it's me again because people will be
like this isn't him, you know, like cause you can
(07:59):
report people. So part of me wonders if people think
they're getting faked out or something like oh like oh
this is couldn't like that couldn't be this guy or whatever.
But it's weird because I get it if I say
something you don't like or whatever, or if you you know,
after the course of a few days you meet someone
else and then get off the app whatever it is.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
But like, it's just weird.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
It's having a couple of times where it's like or
maybe they know somebody who I dated, and they're like,
we're not doing this, but I don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
It's kind of weird.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
It's happened a couple of times lately where it's nothing.
It was very casual conversation and then they're gone.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
You don't want someone from Ohio anyway.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
Yeah, you don't want that unless we get syndicated there
and then I love them.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Yeah, that's true. We're not yet, not yet, at.
Speaker 5 (08:38):
Least I'm kind of leaning towards that that maybe they
think you're not who you are in the sense of
like it's a fake account, because you've had had fake
accounts of you, whether it's like on Facebook.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Instagram message.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
How long have you been a fan of mine? Right?
Speaker 6 (08:48):
And that's a real story.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Yeah, Yeah, we had a guy.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
There was a guy that hacked my my ex and
then he tried to sell a fake laptop to people,
and then Jason went vigilanti mode and tried to take
this person on yeah, one on one, like the true
hero that he.
Speaker 6 (09:04):
Is down here at the radio station and beat him up.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Yeah I can.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
And just by the way you said that, I'm nervous
about it scared me a little bit. We talked in
Kiki's court this morning about a woman who witnessed her
soon to be sister in law cheating at her bachelorette
party with a female stripper who spent the night, which
you know, part of me is.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Like, okay, you put it down. The strippers spent the night.
I remember.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
The very first strip club I ever went to was
in Dallas, Texas. It was called Pandora's Box. It's still there,
Pandora's Box. You know, I see what they did, all
nude strip club. The funniest part of the story is
that my parents came. They brought me to orientation right,
so they it was like on a Friday night, like
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they we were Saturday. It was a Saturday. We go
in on a Friday night to Dallas. Saturday, we move
into the dorm and then they were't gonna leave into
Sunday or Monday. They were in a hotel. My parents
hadn't even left town yet. And I'm already with the
guys from the dorm in a strip club at eighteen
years old, Like why not, Like we're not even waiting,
We're not even waiting for my parents to leave town yet,
Like we're doing it anyway. I'll never forget it. There
(10:13):
was this dude, I don't know how to describe him.
Good looking guy. He was from Dallas. He had a
lot of swag. He had a ton of confidence, he
had like trust fund money. He just he had this swag.
And he's getting a lap dance from this girl and
he's bored, so he stands. He flips her around. Oh no,
he then gives her a lap dance. She pays him
(10:36):
back for the lap dance. That was the same night when.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Ah, what the puss see? Remember that you don't remember
that story?
Speaker 6 (10:46):
Oh my god?
Speaker 1 (10:50):
The strip the strip DJ played I want it that way,
and then on the hook he'd turn it down and
instead of I want it that way, he'd scream, Ah,
whoa what.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Do you think?
Speaker 3 (11:03):
I was there for a second.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Like I've told I've told the story before. You've heard
this story before, like every other story that I've told,
you know, this was the same night.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
I must have forgotten and I'm saying because.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
I want it that way.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
It was like I think it was a new song then,
and then he played it in the strip club, which
was unique, and then during that part he turned it down.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
It was his black dude, this big black dady.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Ah what I mean.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
It sounds like a time he really risked it all,
like flipping that stripper around. Yeah, he should have gotten
his ass security strip clubs does they do not play?
Speaker 1 (11:38):
But she was like so satisfied with whatever he was
doing that she just gave him his money back and
then tried to get his phone number. I've never seen
this before the strip I've seen I've seen women act
as though they want more from a guy at a
strip club. I've been that guy before where it's like, hey,
you should call me, and then of course I overthink it.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Like in Key.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
West, Oh God, one of the hottest women I've ever
seen gave me a lap dance and was like, hey,
you want to go to dinner tomorrow night? And I
was like, and she gave me your number, and then
for twenty four hours, I'm like, this is a scam.
This is a scam, this is a scam. I'm going
to get killed. In Key West by a stripper instead
of two gay men or you know, multiple game men,
because it's a lot of game in there. And then
(12:18):
finally I overthought it so much and we texted back
and forth. She's like, fuck it, never mind, and that.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Was the end of it.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
You were asking for like ground rules and like you
were getting very literal.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
With her, and she was like tough.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
So I was basically like, is this are we are
we hanging out as people or are you trying to
get paid?
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Like what is no?
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Because it's like if And I think she was like
really offended, and I didn't mean to offend her. But
I also think you have to understand when you're when
you do that job with that reputation, the honus is
kind of on you to prove when the times are
that you're legitimate or when you're doing business.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
But I don't think a stripper's ever asking a dude
she's interested in for their number. Like strippers, they don't
ever want to see you again. So if they're asking
for your number, go out to eat. You should know, bro,
Like she.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Well, they want free food, which again there's nothing wrong,
but there's nothing wrong with that, Like I'm not saying
they're doing anything wrong. But I think there are a
lot of guys who would be happy to pay a
woman and buy them dinner just to be with a
woman like that.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
She probably makes more than you. What if she just
wants you.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Well and it turned out she did, and and you
blew it and I blew it.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
No, I blew it. I overthought it.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
But the last thing I want to do is find
myself in a situation where it's like, oh, you didn't
know the etiquette here. No, I don't know the etiquette
because I don't go out. I don't go to strip
club and pick up on strippers often.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
But that's when you say like no, like we're out
to eat, like I'll pay for your meal.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
I just wanted to set expectations. I didn't want to
find myself in that situation. Is that reasonable?
Speaker 6 (13:43):
You're overthinking?
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (13:45):
If you go to Thunder from down Under, Paulia, I'm
always there and Jacques you know that with an eight
foot long penis says to you, Hey, you want to
go to dinner tonight, there's no part of you that's like, now,
what is this about? Because any gotta remember you can
say to me, well, Jock is probably maybe he's a
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gentleman and he's a really nice guy and this is
the role that he plays to make money, but he
really liked you. That could be. That very well could be.
And I'm not saying that's not true, but it also
very well could be. This dude is you know, he
makes his money entertaining people, and so why would you
be expected to get that for free?
Speaker 5 (14:23):
Okay, but the thing is with you, I think you're
a good judge of characters. So I think when you're
on the date with your stripper and I'm with my stripper.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Right it's a double day, she's with Jack and I'm
with Turquoise or whatever, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
I think I'm made a feel like what does he want?
Speaker 6 (14:36):
What does she want? You know what I mean? You
don't have to give her like your social Security.
Speaker 5 (14:39):
Number, and you would have a great time with this.
Speaker 6 (14:41):
You'd ask questions, you'd interview her.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Yes, don't worry, I don't know. Don't worry.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
If this had happened, I would have talked myself out
of whatever was going on anyway, because I would have
been more interested in hearing stories and stuff like that.
Speaker 6 (14:53):
You would have loved every second of it.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
Now, I think you could date a stripper? No, I
do not, but a fun date in Key West, you know.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
And I'm don't want anyone to feel like she could
have very well been fully well intentioned and that's how
she chose to make money, because she made a lot.
And so I'm not saying she had poor character. I
guess I still feel justified in wondering what exactly is
my role here? Like are we doing this because you
are like want to be my friend? Or are you
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doing this because you're a stripper and you make money
to entertain men. I don't think that was an unfair question.
Now did I have to flat out and ask her
that question? No that I don't think that made her
feel real good. And so no, it didn't work out.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
I'm so bummed. It would have been a good story.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
It would have been. It's not the first tripper I've
going out. I have gone out with strippers before, but
not not that one. But you know, I'm just I
don't want to look stupid. I don't want to look stupid,
or I don't want to be the one person who
missed the memo. No, the stripper doesn't want you because
you all we all know the guy. We all know
the guy. Every sing there's one guy in our friend group,
and every time we go to a place like that,
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it's I think she likes me. No, no, no, I think
she really likes me, Like she gave me her Instagram.
I think she really likes me. And it's like, dude,
don't be that guy. Don't be the guy.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
If she gives you her real name and her phone number,
which she's into it because I've gotten a couple numbers
at a strip.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Club, but which she did, And so I fumbled a bag.
But I don't know. I guess that was a bag
I can.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Fumble because I don't know where that would have gone anyway,
you know. I mean, that's a tough one to work
around when when she's meeting mom, and Mom wouldn't judge,
but I think mom would be. I think mom would
ask it if your son brought home a stripper, you
cannot tell me. As a parent, you wouldn't be like,
what are we doing? Like initially, initially, for sure, Now
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you get to know the person. Hey, there are people too,
they're great people. Whatever, it's not necessarily you know, they're
not necessarily there's I think there's a lot of a
lot of misconceptions about about people who are in that industry.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
They're not hookers, They're not they're not you know whatever,
drug addicts.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
You know what I'm saying. It's like some people that's
how they make money, and they make a lot of money.
Same with OnlyFans. I know a girl who's making a
quarter million dollars a year plus on OnlyFans. And if
you saw, I think now you might I mean maybe
you'd know now because she has a little bit of
a following, but like ten years ago, you would never
have guessed, based on stereotypes that this was a person
(17:21):
who was making that much money jacking off on the internet.
Speaker 4 (17:25):
Do you know how everyone's doing the mount rushmoores of
like different things?
Speaker 3 (17:27):
Yeah, right now.
Speaker 4 (17:28):
I saw someone do a mount rushmore and everyone in
the comments is like, who's this, who's this? And it
was like favorite adult film stars, So like the people
recognizing I was like, oh shit, yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Yeah, there's a girl.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
She's a redheaded porn star and she does like very
transparent open Q and as about the industry and the
way she talks about it is just so like benign
and professional. It's just like and it's interesting, but I
can't you know, if you like porn, especially if like
you two over here who liked the plot, then don't
watch these videos because it's like, oh, okay, well that's
(18:04):
not very romantic.
Speaker 4 (18:04):
Yeah, well I don't believe the plot is real, to
be clear, but I do like the plot.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
The people ask very detailed personal questions and she has
zero issue answering them, and it's interesting.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
Do you want to know something so gross? On TikTok,
there was an esthetician who does waxing and she.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Was talking about I saw this video yesterday, so she
wasn't she eating while she was? Yes? She was?
Speaker 6 (18:25):
She had pan express.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Yes I saw the video and yes she's eating while
she's telling these stories. And I'm like, and people, and
of course I go write you to comments and people
are like, what the fucked Like only her and a
nurse would eat and tell these stories or doctor, because like,
I don't know how you it's so gross.
Speaker 4 (18:43):
I'm forever changed just saying that video, and I'm I'm
glad we all have the same algorithm.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
I don't know how she was eating.
Speaker 4 (18:48):
That was my first thought, is like, put down the
fucking salad or whatever, you're eating.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
But I couldn't believe that people will.
Speaker 4 (18:53):
Have sex before they are waxing appointment to the point
where there's splooge dripping out.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
Of them on the fable.
Speaker 6 (19:01):
Yes, oh, I.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Cannot stop thinking about that video.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
I mean, I can't imagine for you guys as females,
but as a guy. When I go to the doctor,
it said the day before, it said, you know, I
need to be left alone for a few hours. We
are going ahead to tell I'm my toenails have to
be fucking right. There's certainly not going to be any
g's coming out of me.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
Women who are wiping back to front. And she can tell,
she could tell.
Speaker 6 (19:27):
She said, if you're can I say it what she said?
That one, That one's ended.
Speaker 5 (19:31):
She said, if your feces is in your discharge, we
have an issue.
Speaker 6 (19:37):
That's verbatim what she said.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
I'm scarred, I'm not necessary, I'm not the same.
Speaker 6 (19:41):
Oh my god, that's the ones and that took me
out that sentence.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
I will never We don't pay them enough. Like I'm
actually gonna throw up. We don't pay them enough.
Speaker 5 (19:47):
I know she said it happens, But imagine being the
girl that left like her off her place right before
that video came out home.
Speaker 4 (19:53):
I can think about It's like I was your last client, Like,
oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
I know.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
Yeah, I just clean yourself before your waxers.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Yeah, but yeah, I'm the captain overthinker, that's me. But
I brought up Kiki's court because, uh, Gideon the Body
by Gideon, my personal trainer, sent me a video. He
was asking me when we were out running, we're doing
that again, which is fucking ridiculous, Like it's ridiculous. I
don't it's fucking horrible. It's horrible, like it is absolute torture.
(20:28):
And I'm out there just I mean just fighting for
my life to run a mile and a half, like
fighting for my life. And this dude's run eight marathons
in the last seven days, so he's he's bored, you know,
because he runs next to me and he's and the
speed at which I have to run in order to
actually survive and not not physically die in the lake
front is I could walk faster. I think, I really
(20:49):
think I could walk faster than I'm jogging. Like, but
we're jogging, we're doing it, and he's whatever, and people
just fly by I mean, we got people that are
like twice my weight just flying by like we got I.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Mean people walking.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
People were walking or flying by like it's wild. But anyway,
I uh, what was the point of this? Oh, he
sent me a video. There's a woman who divorced. I'm
distracted by an email because I don't know that we
were ready to do that. But anyway, okay, no, somebody
(21:24):
was asking for something and I'm looking at my email
and Jason went ahead with something and we weren't ready
for that anyway. So but this one was in an
Usher concert. Did you see this? And so I guess
her husband saw she was in a front row, saw
her reaction to Like, they got pretty close, and she
was like, he comes up to the front with the
(21:45):
microphone and there was an interaction between the two of them,
and it obviously wasn't sexual because they were all were
in closed and they were in public. But she was
very excited to see Usher, very excited. And I guess
her husband saw it and divorced her, filed divorce papers
over her reaction to Usher.
Speaker 6 (22:01):
Oh for her, good for her, I'm glad he'd left.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
So well, okay, but I am asking I am wondering,
And I know your answer, Kiki if it's O Marian,
But like, how excited are you really allowed to get?
How excited should you get when you're near your favorite
celebrity when you're married, Cause I mean again, we all
know that you shouldn't. Like if that were just a
normal person and another guy at home depot and you
(22:26):
acted like that, well that would then you know you
might get dumped. But because it's his celebrity, are you
allowed to like step a little further than you would?
Because I'd be embarrassed. Like if that were my wife
and everybody knew it and she's like licking Usher or
whatever she was doing. I don't think she. I don't
think it went that far, but like I would be embarrassed,
and like, I don't think I should be in that
(22:46):
situation if we're married, Like, don't make me look bad,
Like why would you do that?
Speaker 6 (22:50):
But it's Usher. You would get excited if Usher got
close to your face?
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Uh way, there would be no licking of anything with Usher.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
I guess I would hope that my man would go Okay,
Usher does this in every city to every woman.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
It's his thing. He gets overly sexual.
Speaker 4 (23:10):
I guess I would go, Okay, what are what is
the likelihood that they're now going to run off into this?
I mean, usher's married, I would hope that that was
the thing. It's not probably fun to watch, but you know,
you can.
Speaker 5 (23:21):
Tell she's been waiting for this moment her whole life though, right,
Like she's had the posters up since she was okay whatever,
like this is her moment.
Speaker 4 (23:28):
You know, if Winnie from The Wonder Years got close
to you, Fred and we were married, I would hope
that I'd be happy for you, you know.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Uh yeah, yeah, I don't know, right.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
I guess if I'm married and Rihanna, I'm at a
Rihanna concert and I'm in the front row and I'm
like dry humping Rihanna through the sense or whatever. Yeah,
and there's video, Well that's kind of what this one.
I mean, it was a commensurate to that. And so
then if that video gets out and my wife is
angry with me, I think she'd have every reason. And
you could say, well, like, but I didn't do anything,
(23:58):
Like I didn't really do anything. It's like, but why
are you humping on another woman like a fucking dog?
You know, And it's on video and all my friends
can see it. We're married.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
You can't act like that.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
That's the bit though. Usher does it in every city,
right every woman. Then he comes and sings too.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
But didn't have to be my wife. And I'm not
saying that I would do it.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
I'm not going to divorce. I'm not going to divorce
anybody for this. No, the beef would be with my wife.
But like I wouldn't, I wouldn't. I don't think file
divorce papers. It makes me wonder if there's not more
to that story. There must be. But at the same time,
do we get to just sort of dor i hump
our favorite celebrity if given the opportunity when we're married, Yeah, yes, yes,
(24:38):
can Big Tim do that?
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (24:39):
If Nicki min he loves nick If Nicki Minaj gave
him a lap dance, I'd be like.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Yes, bag Willes, Yes, Okay.
Speaker 7 (24:45):
It's Nicki Minaj. You don't want Big Tim, you know
what I'm saying, like not want her? You know he's
going home with me. Same thing about like oh, Marian,
like he don't want me for real? He might, but
you don't girl, you know, like I'm not going home
with him, Like it's a it's a fantasy, it's a dream,
it's crush, it's it's it's innocent.
Speaker 4 (25:05):
What about like a stripper, Like if you were at
a strip club with your wife and a stripper, male
or female, is giving her a lap dance, isn't it
kind of the same, Like your wife's not going home
with a stripper.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Yeah, but I guess in context, that's kind of what
we can expect the activity to be if we decide
to go there. I mean, if she goes to a
Michael Boublay concert, you know, and she's licking Michael face,
that's not exactly the expectation that I had in mind,
or vice.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
Versa, like he's doing this and it's.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Look, I'm again, Is am I going to divorce somebody
for this?
Speaker 1 (25:38):
No?
Speaker 3 (25:39):
Keiky Palmer broke up over this essentially?
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Is it gonna make me happy to see? Would I
be embarrassed? Would I'd be like why? Maybe maybe I hate.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
You don't like that, so you wouldn't be okay with it?
Speaker 4 (25:53):
Well?
Speaker 1 (25:53):
I would have the most Tijuana concerts and all the time.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
I don't think Hobby would.
Speaker 6 (26:00):
No, No, he wouldn't. But I mean that's one thing
about hobby.
Speaker 5 (26:03):
Him and I don't see eye to eye on We
see on a lot of things. We don't see on
this Like he always says like, oh, Hall passes aren't real,
Like I don't like this.
Speaker 6 (26:10):
Game, and I'm like, I love this fucking game.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 6 (26:12):
It's a fun game, Like it's not real.
Speaker 5 (26:13):
So if like, yeah, like Bad Bunny gives me a
lap dance at his concert, like and he does, he
brings girls on stage, LD Like, I don't take that personally.
I don't know how that's embarrassing my husband. I'm not
like fucking Bad Bunny in front of everybody, Like I'm
not doing that, like me being silly shaking my little
bbl around.
Speaker 6 (26:29):
It is not a bad day, right, you know what
I mean? But like him and I differ on that,
like we don't agree.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Yeah all right, well yeah, I look, I'm pretty open minded.
I just think it's like I think, I think the
expectation is still that I'm going to be respectful of
the fact that I'm in a relationship, and you're gonna
be respectful of that and maybe not give anybody reason
to have this debate about me or you.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
I don't think you're alone in that feeling, but you're not.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
You can't or you can. It's just like, hey, I
don't think this is the best look.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
Usher is causing issues around the nation with this, Like literally,
this is not the only couple that's Kiki Palmer's boyfriend
literally is not her boyfriend anymore because he dragged her
for what she wore and how she danced with Usher
at the concert.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Yeah, well not the first time, I guess, then you know, no,
it's not. Wow, We've covered a myriad topics here and
I that's the tangent for you, and I hope you
enjoyed that new episode. You can make this a preset
Fred Show on Demand a preset and the station where
you're listening, and thank you for listening.
Girl said something to me on a date last week,
and we got to talk about it right now, are
you ready?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Well? Two things. Actually, let's suit the tangent.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
It's the tangent giving you all this shit we couldn't
talk about on the air. So within thirty seconds of
sitting down on a date from a dating app, never
met this person, she tells me that fifteen years ago
I slept with someone she knows in another city, and
I am I responsible for knowing who that was? Like?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Am I responsible for? Like?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
I'm like okay. Then she said the person's first name.
I'm like, okay, Oh, you didn't know it?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Didn't ring about it?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Well? I mean no, I mean I'm not gonna say
it didn't, but I mean, you know, I'm fifteen years
there was more than that was seventeen years ago.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
And then she showed me your picture and I was like, yeah, okay,
I mean I don't.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
It's a little odd to like go on a date
knowing that and then beholding you know, this information and
be so excited to ask about it.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Yeah. Then I was like, wait a minute, how did
And then I'm trying to figure out like how did
that come up? At what point did you know this?
How did you discover this?
Speaker 2 (01:03):
I don't know? And then I was like, well, then
did I get good reviews?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
God? Was I good? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:09):
So then I asked like, well, well what kind of
reviews did I get? You know, because I mean if
you talked, if you talked about that, then there must
have been some discussion about like was it good or
because that's the question I would ask.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
But then she's like, oh, I wouldn't ask that, you wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
I mean if I mean, if I if I were
close enough with someone that I could ask that question
about someone else, I knew. I would ask the question
whether I wanted to do it or not, simply because
I'm curious, Like I'd be curious. I'd be curious to
know what y'all are like in ben honestly, like from
an actual person who's experienced it, not what you say
you are, like what you actually are a yellerlight? Well, no,
(01:50):
but let's be honest like most people are.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
I would be curious to hear a review from somebody
who's not scorned, who could be honest about their experience
it would I would be curious, not because I want
to do it, but because I just think I think
it would be interesting. Like I don't know because I
see you guys every day, your family, but you're not,
so I don't know. I'd just be curious if it's like,
oh my god, Jason, dude wild Man.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
No, it's it's boring, there's nothing to write home about.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Oh I think I am too, So like it's I
don't know. I mean, you know somebody that I've messed
around with. You know a couple I've messed around with?
Have you ever asked?
Speaker 5 (02:23):
No?
Speaker 3 (02:24):
But I can if you want.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
I don't, but I guess I do know.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
I do know.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
I guess I guess you have more discipline than I do. Then,
because I would probably ask if I were as close
to someone you hooked up with as you are with
at least the person I'm thinking of, then I would
probably be like, what's that.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Like, but you're my brother, so like I don't know
if I want to know that, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
But that's what I mean, Like it's not I don't
want to know because I want to know. It would
just be like I'd be proud of you, Like if
somebody was like, oh my god, it blew my mind.
I'd be like, that's my you know what I'm saying. Like,
I'd be like, all right, good. Like if somebody was like,
Paulina does this one thing, I'd be like, that's right.
Speaker 6 (02:57):
And you know what that one thing is, because I've
talked about it.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Well, I think you do more than one thing. But
I know you know that.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
I do know.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
I can find people that can vouch for all of
us if you'd like to have them on the tangent.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
I don't know. No, no, we don't have to go
that song. We don't have to go that far. I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
I know what listen, But I love the spunk. Yes,
as a producer, I'm offering I love.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
It the only one that would you guys be curious.
Speaker 6 (03:20):
I am very curious.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
I'm more of like, I picture you, and I know
who you're hooking up with. I picture you, guys, and
what that looks like, what that sounds like? And I
might not don't I always picture like I picture you
would Mike all the time, you and Shane, like when
I visually.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Myself, Yeah, right handed guy, but you know.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Yes, But she also knows people that you've had inside Yeah,
so's yes, inside.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
People I have no it's been known to happen. I
thought it was weird.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
I thought it was a weird thing to be like, yeah,
you know a bunch of years ago you hoped up
with someone and I'm like, yeah, okay, well I wish
you well. I guess she's five kids now and is married.
I'm like, good thing I didn't get her pregnant. Like
sounds like she's right exactly. The girl also talked about
sharding on the day too. She's like you, it was
very strange at all. I guess not. She's like, you
(04:14):
never and well, you've asked me the same question, but
you know our relationships will different. But it was like,
you've never sharted, And honestly, to my morning, to the
best of my knowledge, I never have. I really never have.
And it's not that i'm it's not that I'm above it.
I think I've just been lucky.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
You act above it.
Speaker 6 (04:31):
I'm above it.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
I'm not above it.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
I just I just I guess if I thought there
was any potential that that would happen, I wouldn't go
far from a place where I could take care of it.
Like if it's if it's risky, if we're in a
risky situation. I'm not going out to dinner, right, you
know what I'm saying, Like, I'm not putting my We're
not going to.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
The amusement park.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Like, I'm not putting myself in a position where I
could crap my pants.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Like I'm just not.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
No, I mean that's smart, just to be clear, Like
sometimes it comes up right now, you'll never.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Know, so you are lucky, see what you say that,
But I do know.
Speaker 6 (05:01):
No, it's a game of lot.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Well you don't know because I haven't experienced it yet.
But I don't go out like if I'm like, oh
there's a chance of a shark, let me go to dinner,
Like I don't do that.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
But in forty four years, I've managed to not. I
don't know as a child, Okay, so in my dont life,
well probably I've never managed to do it. So I
guess I kind of do know when to play around
and when not to play around.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
What's the worst food poisoning you've ever had?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Because oh, I've had it?
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Where Like I basically I every five minutes, I was
up and down, up and down, up and down. I
just I was very close in proximity to inact, I've
had it so bad where I didn't sit on the toilet,
but I didn't leave the bathroom because I knew inevitably
when I was done with one, it was going to
be another.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
You know, it was coming out of both. It was bad.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
So yes, I've had it really, really bad. But I
guess I just I don't mean I don't put clothes
on at that point.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Oh okay, well then we're just short that.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Well.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
But I also didn't crap on the floor either. I mean, again,
not above it. I guess I've just been very fortunate.
It's been very close. Yea. I will say, like I've
run down in the hallway in my building trying to
get in there. It's like it's because at that point
it's like, as long as this doesn't happen in public,
I don't care.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
You did the shack run that he did the other
day from his show?
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Did you see the next night they put a porta
potty next to him? That show doesn't miss Like those guys,
they do such a good job. And it's over. The
show's over, and and Ernie's retiring, which is you're not
an if you don't like sports, you could still watch
inside the NBA and be highly entertained.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
And that says something.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
They just clown each other like we do.
Speaker 6 (06:32):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Yeah, no, it's good, but yeah or.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Oh she brought up charting on the date.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Yeah why yeah, I don't know. I don't remember what
the context was, but I was like, why are we
talking about this? Like she was a nice girl, you
know whatever. But I also had a girl, and this
is happening more and more. I had a girl last night.
This is probably this has probably happened. I've been on
and off the dating apps this year. I'll go on
for like a week or two, get off, so may
I've done this three times. I shared two messages with
(06:57):
a girl. It was like she's from Cleveland and she's
wearing an Indians hat or a Guardian's hat. And my
opening message was, hey, would you date a Cubs fan?
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Like ha ha?
Speaker 1 (07:06):
She matched with me, so like the answer is yes,
I guess, and then she's like, oh yeah, I would
you know, YadA YadA, and then all of a sudden,
gone unmatch me disappeared. What I think is happening is
I think people like figure it out or go to
my Instagram or something, and I think it's like I
don't want anything to do with the radio guy, like
or whatever you think. I think so because I like,
I get it if you say if like if I
(07:29):
tell a joke it doesn't land, or like you say
something but like why would you match with me, message
with me for like five minutes and then unmatch me.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
It's weird.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
That is weird, like that.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
That says you like went to my Instagram and we're like,
whoa or are you thought? A lot of people have
like I can't stay on Bumble because people keep turning
me in as fraud because no one seems to believe
that like I'm on Bumble, which I very much am,
but like I've had my Bumble count shutdown almost every
time I get back on there and I have to
prove to them it's me again because people will be
like this isn't him, you know, like cause you can
(07:59):
report people. So part of me wonders if people think
they're getting faked out or something like oh like oh
this is couldn't like that couldn't be this guy or whatever.
But it's weird because I get it if I say
something you don't like or whatever, or if you you know,
after the course of a few days you meet someone
else and then get off the app whatever it is.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
But like, it's just weird.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
It's having a couple of times where it's like or
maybe they know somebody who I dated, and they're like,
we're not doing this, but I don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
It's kind of weird.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
It's happened a couple of times lately where it's nothing.
It was very casual conversation and then they're gone.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
You don't want someone from Ohio anyway.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
Yeah, you don't want that unless we get syndicated there
and then I love them.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Yeah, that's true. We're not yet, not yet, at.
Speaker 5 (08:38):
Least I'm kind of leaning towards that that maybe they
think you're not who you are in the sense of
like it's a fake account, because you've had had fake
accounts of you, whether it's like on Facebook.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Instagram message.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
How long have you been a fan of mine? Right?
Speaker 6 (08:48):
And that's a real story.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Yeah, Yeah, we had a guy.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
There was a guy that hacked my my ex and
then he tried to sell a fake laptop to people,
and then Jason went vigilanti mode and tried to take
this person on yeah, one on one, like the true
hero that he.
Speaker 6 (09:04):
Is down here at the radio station and beat him up.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Yeah I can.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
And just by the way you said that, I'm nervous
about it scared me a little bit. We talked in
Kiki's court this morning about a woman who witnessed her
soon to be sister in law cheating at her bachelorette
party with a female stripper who spent the night, which
you know, part of me is.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Like, okay, you put it down. The strippers spent the night.
I remember.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
The very first strip club I ever went to was
in Dallas, Texas. It was called Pandora's Box. It's still there,
Pandora's Box. You know, I see what they did, all
nude strip club. The funniest part of the story is
that my parents came. They brought me to orientation right,
so they it was like on a Friday night, like
(09:53):
they we were Saturday. It was a Saturday. We go
in on a Friday night to Dallas. Saturday, we move
into the dorm and then they were't gonna leave into
Sunday or Monday. They were in a hotel. My parents
hadn't even left town yet. And I'm already with the
guys from the dorm in a strip club at eighteen
years old, Like why not, Like we're not even waiting,
We're not even waiting for my parents to leave town yet,
Like we're doing it anyway. I'll never forget it. There
(10:13):
was this dude, I don't know how to describe him.
Good looking guy. He was from Dallas. He had a
lot of swag. He had a ton of confidence, he
had like trust fund money. He just he had this swag.
And he's getting a lap dance from this girl and
he's bored, so he stands. He flips her around. Oh no,
he then gives her a lap dance. She pays him
(10:36):
back for the lap dance. That was the same night when.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Ah, what the puss see? Remember that you don't remember
that story?
Speaker 6 (10:46):
Oh my god?
Speaker 1 (10:50):
The strip the strip DJ played I want it that way,
and then on the hook he'd turn it down and
instead of I want it that way, he'd scream, Ah,
whoa what.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Do you think?
Speaker 3 (11:03):
I was there for a second.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Like I've told I've told the story before. You've heard
this story before, like every other story that I've told,
you know, this was the same night.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
I must have forgotten and I'm saying because.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
I want it that way.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
It was like I think it was a new song then,
and then he played it in the strip club, which
was unique, and then during that part he turned it down.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
It was his black dude, this big black dady.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Ah what I mean.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
It sounds like a time he really risked it all,
like flipping that stripper around. Yeah, he should have gotten
his ass security strip clubs does they do not play?
Speaker 1 (11:38):
But she was like so satisfied with whatever he was
doing that she just gave him his money back and
then tried to get his phone number. I've never seen
this before the strip I've seen I've seen women act
as though they want more from a guy at a
strip club. I've been that guy before where it's like, hey,
you should call me, and then of course I overthink it.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Like in Key.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
West, Oh God, one of the hottest women I've ever
seen gave me a lap dance and was like, hey,
you want to go to dinner tomorrow night? And I
was like, and she gave me your number, and then
for twenty four hours, I'm like, this is a scam.
This is a scam, this is a scam. I'm going
to get killed. In Key West by a stripper instead
of two gay men or you know, multiple game men,
because it's a lot of game in there. And then
(12:18):
finally I overthought it so much and we texted back
and forth. She's like, fuck it, never mind, and that.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Was the end of it.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
You were asking for like ground rules and like you
were getting very literal.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
With her, and she was like tough.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
So I was basically like, is this are we are
we hanging out as people or are you trying to
get paid?
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Like what is no?
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Because it's like if And I think she was like
really offended, and I didn't mean to offend her. But
I also think you have to understand when you're when
you do that job with that reputation, the honus is
kind of on you to prove when the times are
that you're legitimate or when you're doing business.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
But I don't think a stripper's ever asking a dude
she's interested in for their number. Like strippers, they don't
ever want to see you again. So if they're asking
for your number, go out to eat. You should know, bro,
Like she.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Well, they want free food, which again there's nothing wrong,
but there's nothing wrong with that, Like I'm not saying
they're doing anything wrong. But I think there are a
lot of guys who would be happy to pay a
woman and buy them dinner just to be with a
woman like that.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
She probably makes more than you. What if she just
wants you.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Well and it turned out she did, and and you
blew it and I blew it.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
No, I blew it. I overthought it.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
But the last thing I want to do is find
myself in a situation where it's like, oh, you didn't
know the etiquette here. No, I don't know the etiquette
because I don't go out. I don't go to strip
club and pick up on strippers often.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
But that's when you say like no, like we're out
to eat, like I'll pay for your meal.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
I just wanted to set expectations. I didn't want to
find myself in that situation. Is that reasonable?
Speaker 6 (13:43):
You're overthinking?
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (13:45):
If you go to Thunder from down Under, Paulia, I'm
always there and Jacques you know that with an eight
foot long penis says to you, Hey, you want to
go to dinner tonight, there's no part of you that's like, now,
what is this about? Because any gotta remember you can
say to me, well, Jock is probably maybe he's a
(14:06):
gentleman and he's a really nice guy and this is
the role that he plays to make money, but he
really liked you. That could be. That very well could be.
And I'm not saying that's not true, but it also
very well could be. This dude is you know, he
makes his money entertaining people, and so why would you
be expected to get that for free?
Speaker 5 (14:23):
Okay, but the thing is with you, I think you're
a good judge of characters. So I think when you're
on the date with your stripper and I'm with my stripper.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Right it's a double day, she's with Jack and I'm
with Turquoise or whatever, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
I think I'm made a feel like what does he want?
Speaker 6 (14:36):
What does she want? You know what I mean? You
don't have to give her like your social Security.
Speaker 5 (14:39):
Number, and you would have a great time with this.
Speaker 6 (14:41):
You'd ask questions, you'd interview her.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Yes, don't worry, I don't know. Don't worry.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
If this had happened, I would have talked myself out
of whatever was going on anyway, because I would have
been more interested in hearing stories and stuff like that.
Speaker 6 (14:53):
You would have loved every second of it.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
Now, I think you could date a stripper? No, I
do not, but a fun date in Key West, you know.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
And I'm don't want anyone to feel like she could
have very well been fully well intentioned and that's how
she chose to make money, because she made a lot.
And so I'm not saying she had poor character. I
guess I still feel justified in wondering what exactly is
my role here? Like are we doing this because you
are like want to be my friend? Or are you
(15:21):
doing this because you're a stripper and you make money
to entertain men. I don't think that was an unfair question.
Now did I have to flat out and ask her
that question? No that I don't think that made her
feel real good. And so no, it didn't work out.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
I'm so bummed. It would have been a good story.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
It would have been. It's not the first tripper I've
going out. I have gone out with strippers before, but
not not that one. But you know, I'm just I
don't want to look stupid. I don't want to look stupid,
or I don't want to be the one person who
missed the memo. No, the stripper doesn't want you because
you all we all know the guy. We all know
the guy. Every sing there's one guy in our friend group,
and every time we go to a place like that,
(15:59):
it's I think she likes me. No, no, no, I think
she really likes me, Like she gave me her Instagram.
I think she really likes me. And it's like, dude,
don't be that guy. Don't be the guy.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
If she gives you her real name and her phone number,
which she's into it because I've gotten a couple numbers
at a strip.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Club, but which she did, And so I fumbled a bag.
But I don't know. I guess that was a bag
I can.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Fumble because I don't know where that would have gone anyway,
you know. I mean, that's a tough one to work
around when when she's meeting mom, and Mom wouldn't judge,
but I think mom would be. I think mom would
ask it if your son brought home a stripper, you
cannot tell me. As a parent, you wouldn't be like,
what are we doing? Like initially, initially, for sure, Now
(16:42):
you get to know the person. Hey, there are people too,
they're great people. Whatever, it's not necessarily you know, they're
not necessarily there's I think there's a lot of a
lot of misconceptions about about people who are in that industry.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
They're not hookers, They're not they're not you know whatever,
drug addicts.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
You know what I'm saying. It's like some people that's
how they make money, and they make a lot of money.
Same with OnlyFans. I know a girl who's making a
quarter million dollars a year plus on OnlyFans. And if
you saw, I think now you might I mean maybe
you'd know now because she has a little bit of
a following, but like ten years ago, you would never
have guessed, based on stereotypes that this was a person
(17:21):
who was making that much money jacking off on the internet.
Speaker 4 (17:25):
Do you know how everyone's doing the mount rushmoores of
like different things?
Speaker 3 (17:27):
Yeah, right now.
Speaker 4 (17:28):
I saw someone do a mount rushmore and everyone in
the comments is like, who's this, who's this? And it
was like favorite adult film stars, So like the people
recognizing I was like, oh shit, yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Yeah, there's a girl.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
She's a redheaded porn star and she does like very
transparent open Q and as about the industry and the
way she talks about it is just so like benign
and professional. It's just like and it's interesting, but I
can't you know, if you like porn, especially if like
you two over here who liked the plot, then don't
watch these videos because it's like, oh, okay, well that's
(18:04):
not very romantic.
Speaker 4 (18:04):
Yeah, well I don't believe the plot is real, to
be clear, but I do like the plot.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
The people ask very detailed personal questions and she has
zero issue answering them, and it's interesting.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
Do you want to know something so gross? On TikTok,
there was an esthetician who does waxing and she.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Was talking about I saw this video yesterday, so she
wasn't she eating while she was? Yes? She was?
Speaker 6 (18:25):
She had pan express.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Yes I saw the video and yes she's eating while
she's telling these stories. And I'm like, and people, and
of course I go write you to comments and people
are like, what the fucked Like only her and a
nurse would eat and tell these stories or doctor, because like,
I don't know how you it's so gross.
Speaker 4 (18:43):
I'm forever changed just saying that video, and I'm I'm
glad we all have the same algorithm.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
I don't know how she was eating.
Speaker 4 (18:48):
That was my first thought, is like, put down the
fucking salad or whatever, you're eating.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
But I couldn't believe that people will.
Speaker 4 (18:53):
Have sex before they are waxing appointment to the point
where there's splooge dripping out.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
Of them on the fable.
Speaker 6 (19:01):
Yes, oh, I.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Cannot stop thinking about that video.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
I mean, I can't imagine for you guys as females,
but as a guy. When I go to the doctor,
it said the day before, it said, you know, I
need to be left alone for a few hours. We
are going ahead to tell I'm my toenails have to
be fucking right. There's certainly not going to be any
g's coming out of me.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
Women who are wiping back to front. And she can tell,
she could tell.
Speaker 6 (19:27):
She said, if you're can I say it what she said?
That one, That one's ended.
Speaker 5 (19:31):
She said, if your feces is in your discharge, we
have an issue.
Speaker 6 (19:37):
That's verbatim what she said.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
I'm scarred, I'm not necessary, I'm not the same.
Speaker 6 (19:41):
Oh my god, that's the ones and that took me
out that sentence.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
I will never We don't pay them enough. Like I'm
actually gonna throw up. We don't pay them enough.
Speaker 5 (19:47):
I know she said it happens, But imagine being the
girl that left like her off her place right before
that video came out home.
Speaker 4 (19:53):
I can think about It's like I was your last client, Like,
oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
I know.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
Yeah, I just clean yourself before your waxers.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Yeah, but yeah, I'm the captain overthinker, that's me. But
I brought up Kiki's court because, uh, Gideon the Body
by Gideon, my personal trainer, sent me a video. He
was asking me when we were out running, we're doing
that again, which is fucking ridiculous, Like it's ridiculous. I
don't it's fucking horrible. It's horrible, like it is absolute torture.
(20:28):
And I'm out there just I mean just fighting for
my life to run a mile and a half, like
fighting for my life. And this dude's run eight marathons
in the last seven days, so he's he's bored, you know,
because he runs next to me and he's and the
speed at which I have to run in order to
actually survive and not not physically die in the lake
front is I could walk faster. I think, I really
(20:49):
think I could walk faster than I'm jogging. Like, but
we're jogging, we're doing it, and he's whatever, and people
just fly by I mean, we got people that are
like twice my weight just flying by like we got I.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Mean people walking.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
People were walking or flying by like it's wild. But anyway,
I uh, what was the point of this? Oh, he
sent me a video. There's a woman who divorced. I'm
distracted by an email because I don't know that we
were ready to do that. But anyway, okay, no, somebody
(21:24):
was asking for something and I'm looking at my email
and Jason went ahead with something and we weren't ready
for that anyway. So but this one was in an
Usher concert. Did you see this? And so I guess
her husband saw she was in a front row, saw
her reaction to Like, they got pretty close, and she
was like, he comes up to the front with the
(21:45):
microphone and there was an interaction between the two of them,
and it obviously wasn't sexual because they were all were
in closed and they were in public. But she was
very excited to see Usher, very excited. And I guess
her husband saw it and divorced her, filed divorce papers
over her reaction to Usher.
Speaker 6 (22:01):
Oh for her, good for her, I'm glad he'd left.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
So well, okay, but I am asking I am wondering,
And I know your answer, Kiki if it's O Marian,
But like, how excited are you really allowed to get?
How excited should you get when you're near your favorite
celebrity when you're married, Cause I mean again, we all
know that you shouldn't. Like if that were just a
normal person and another guy at home depot and you
(22:26):
acted like that, well that would then you know you
might get dumped. But because it's his celebrity, are you
allowed to like step a little further than you would?
Because I'd be embarrassed. Like if that were my wife
and everybody knew it and she's like licking Usher or
whatever she was doing. I don't think she. I don't
think it went that far, but like I would be embarrassed,
and like, I don't think I should be in that
(22:46):
situation if we're married, Like, don't make me look bad,
Like why would you do that?
Speaker 6 (22:50):
But it's Usher. You would get excited if Usher got
close to your face?
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Uh way, there would be no licking of anything with Usher.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
I guess I would hope that my man would go Okay,
Usher does this in every city to every woman.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
It's his thing. He gets overly sexual.
Speaker 4 (23:10):
I guess I would go, Okay, what are what is
the likelihood that they're now going to run off into this?
I mean, usher's married, I would hope that that was
the thing. It's not probably fun to watch, but you know,
you can.
Speaker 5 (23:21):
Tell she's been waiting for this moment her whole life though, right,
Like she's had the posters up since she was okay whatever,
like this is her moment.
Speaker 4 (23:28):
You know, if Winnie from The Wonder Years got close
to you, Fred and we were married, I would hope
that I'd be happy for you, you know.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Uh yeah, yeah, I don't know, right.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
I guess if I'm married and Rihanna, I'm at a
Rihanna concert and I'm in the front row and I'm
like dry humping Rihanna through the sense or whatever. Yeah,
and there's video, Well that's kind of what this one.
I mean, it was a commensurate to that. And so
then if that video gets out and my wife is
angry with me, I think she'd have every reason. And
you could say, well, like, but I didn't do anything,
(23:58):
Like I didn't really do anything. It's like, but why
are you humping on another woman like a fucking dog?
You know, And it's on video and all my friends
can see it. We're married.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
You can't act like that.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
That's the bit though. Usher does it in every city,
right every woman. Then he comes and sings too.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
But didn't have to be my wife. And I'm not
saying that I would do it.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
I'm not going to divorce. I'm not going to divorce
anybody for this. No, the beef would be with my wife.
But like I wouldn't, I wouldn't. I don't think file
divorce papers. It makes me wonder if there's not more
to that story. There must be. But at the same time,
do we get to just sort of dor i hump
our favorite celebrity if given the opportunity when we're married, Yeah, yes, yes,
(24:38):
can Big Tim do that?
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (24:39):
If Nicki min he loves nick If Nicki Minaj gave
him a lap dance, I'd be like.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Yes, bag Willes, Yes, Okay.
Speaker 7 (24:45):
It's Nicki Minaj. You don't want Big Tim, you know
what I'm saying, like not want her? You know he's
going home with me. Same thing about like oh, Marian,
like he don't want me for real? He might, but
you don't girl, you know, like I'm not going home
with him, Like it's a it's a fantasy, it's a dream,
it's crush, it's it's it's innocent.
Speaker 4 (25:05):
What about like a stripper, Like if you were at
a strip club with your wife and a stripper, male
or female, is giving her a lap dance, isn't it
kind of the same, Like your wife's not going home
with a stripper.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Yeah, but I guess in context, that's kind of what
we can expect the activity to be if we decide
to go there. I mean, if she goes to a
Michael Boublay concert, you know, and she's licking Michael face,
that's not exactly the expectation that I had in mind,
or vice.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
Versa, like he's doing this and it's.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Look, I'm again, Is am I going to divorce somebody
for this?
Speaker 1 (25:38):
No?
Speaker 3 (25:39):
Keiky Palmer broke up over this essentially?
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Is it gonna make me happy to see? Would I
be embarrassed? Would I'd be like why? Maybe maybe I hate.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
You don't like that, so you wouldn't be okay with it?
Speaker 4 (25:53):
Well?
Speaker 1 (25:53):
I would have the most Tijuana concerts and all the time.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
I don't think Hobby would.
Speaker 6 (26:00):
No, No, he wouldn't. But I mean that's one thing
about hobby.
Speaker 5 (26:03):
Him and I don't see eye to eye on We
see on a lot of things. We don't see on
this Like he always says like, oh, Hall passes aren't real,
Like I don't like this.
Speaker 6 (26:10):
Game, and I'm like, I love this fucking game.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 6 (26:12):
It's a fun game, Like it's not real.
Speaker 5 (26:13):
So if like, yeah, like Bad Bunny gives me a
lap dance at his concert, like and he does, he
brings girls on stage, LD Like, I don't take that personally.
I don't know how that's embarrassing my husband. I'm not
like fucking Bad Bunny in front of everybody, Like I'm
not doing that, like me being silly shaking my little
bbl around.
Speaker 6 (26:29):
It is not a bad day, right, you know what
I mean? But like him and I differ on that,
like we don't agree.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Yeah all right, well yeah, I look, I'm pretty open minded.
I just think it's like I think, I think the
expectation is still that I'm going to be respectful of
the fact that I'm in a relationship, and you're gonna
be respectful of that and maybe not give anybody reason
to have this debate about me or you.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
I don't think you're alone in that feeling, but you're not.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
You can't or you can. It's just like, hey, I
don't think this is the best look.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
Usher is causing issues around the nation with this, Like literally,
this is not the only couple that's Kiki Palmer's boyfriend
literally is not her boyfriend anymore because he dragged her
for what she wore and how she danced with Usher
at the concert.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Yeah, well not the first time, I guess, then you know, no,
it's not. Wow, We've covered a myriad topics here and
I that's the tangent for you, and I hope you
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