September 13, 2023 • 25 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, I have a question for you guys, and
(00:02):
I'll tell you, well, I'll ask you the question. This
is a great tease. I'm going to ask you a
question right now on the Tangent. Let's go hit the
thing roofy.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
It's the Tangent with the bread show, giving me all
we couldn't talk about on air.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
All right.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
I was talking to someone the other day who was
going to a convention at a hotel, and I was like,
you know what I'm going to do because it was
a local the convention happens to be local, and it
was a little far away from home. So this person
was going to stay in the hotel in order to
attend the convention not have to drive back and forth.
(00:38):
And I said, well, that's a wasted hotel room. Like
I may have to come out there and just do
some stuff, because you know, everyone knows it's more fun
in a hotel room. I don't know why, and it
should concern you when you stay in a hotel room,
because I mean, somebody else had fun there too, But
for some reason, it just feels different in a hotel.
It does like being in a hotel alone. Like I
travel a lot for fun and for work and being
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in a hotel room alone just seems like a waste.
It just seems like this is an opportunity to just
do some stuff. Just slam it up against the mini
bar and like, let's go.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
You know what I'm saying, Hey, Daddy.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Yeah, I got the mini bar key right here, and
I'm gonna put it in the log right. I got
your eighty seven dollars skills, find them.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Not hide the skittle.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Jason always falls for that.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Damn.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
I'm always telling Jason to find the skindles and he
always falls for it too. Yeah. So, and then i'd
hearry about this before. I think we've even talked about
it at some point over the years on the show.
But I'm like, here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna
go down. I'm gonna sit in the hotel bar, and
you're gonna come sit next to me. And I'm kidding
(01:52):
about this because I could never pull this off, and
and we're gonna put I'm gonna hit on you like
I don't know you and see if I can get
you to go up to the room with me, like
a role play thing. I read about this somewhere about
people doing this coming, yeah, where they'll like sit at
the hotel bar. Another person will walk it and you'll
like pretend you don't know each other, that you don't
know each other, and then you kind of like it's
like you want to go up to the room and
(02:13):
because I mean, you do know this person, so it's like, yeah,
it's like you kind of like play hoeish it's hot home, Yeah, playhosh.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
I'm always bedroom.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Yeah, I'm a pretend to pretend I just am.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
But I just I wonder if as anyone ever, any
of you guys ever done anything like this, because the
truth is, I wouldn't be able to keep a straight face.
I'm too literal, I'm too type A. I just wouldn't
be able to hit on a girl I've already banged
to get and try and convince a girl I already
banged to bang me again because at some point I'd
be like she'd be telling me, no, you know, playing
hard to get. I'd be like, Okay, this is boring,
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let's go fuck like you know what I mean. I
just I don't know the whole thing where you pretend
to be somebody else or like dress up like something else.
I just I can't get out of my head. I
just think it's a waste of time. I think it's
I think no, I just think it's a waste to
tell you. Coming as a flight attendant, I'm the pilot.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 6 (03:14):
I can't.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Let's go in the lavatory, but it's really our bathroom,
and I just I can't. I just can't.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Are you? Are you a dress up kind of like
imagination kind of girl.
Speaker 7 (03:25):
Definitely not dress up. I don't have that anmy yet,
but I aspired to get to that point one day.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
And I like, do you and Big Tim does he
like come to the door with his beggars pizza and
you're like, oh, the pizza man's here, and you like
pretending somebody else.
Speaker 7 (03:38):
No, we don't do that often, but like there has
been a time where like we would we were to
do that, and then he's it freaks me out because
in my mind I can only do that so far,
And then I started laughing, like Okay, this was funny, but.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
I just can't let it go.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
He'll go with.
Speaker 7 (03:55):
It, like I feel like if I would see it
all the way through, he's kind of into it. So
I don't know, Like, you gotta let control of your
mind go. You gotta like just let control go.
Speaker 6 (04:05):
You are till listen up.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
Yeah, I hate this for you guys.
Speaker 8 (04:09):
I know you guys all hate roleplay, but I think
it is so fun.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
So it's about the least surprising thing that Caitlyn, I'm sorry,
but of all the people on the show, it is
the least surprising that you want to ask that you
want to be the star.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Of the show.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
Yeah, you know, you're not wrong, but I like it.
I think it's hot.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Yeah, what all have you done?
Speaker 8 (04:30):
Like?
Speaker 3 (04:30):
What all scenarios? So?
Speaker 8 (04:31):
I mean I was in like a five year and
then a seven year relationship, so I've done a lot.
Speaker 5 (04:35):
I mean a lot of stuff.
Speaker 8 (04:37):
I mean I dressed up, I've role played, I've.
Speaker 7 (04:40):
Had I'm sorry, go ahead, no, obviously excited. You had
been on a leash, like one of those like Domin.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
Like that that would be your first guest. I have
not been on a leash.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
You put him more on one.
Speaker 8 (04:52):
Actually, you know what, I was a cat for Halloween
one time, and I used my boyfriend's dog collar on
my neck. I think, and I think I did give
a Malesian. I think later we just like I was
already dressed up for helping. But no, I don't usually
get walked around out a leash.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Have you done the hotel bar thing though.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
I've done the like pretend we don't know each other thing. Yeah,
I think it's really hot.
Speaker 8 (05:10):
I mean you just need to have a drink and
loosen up. I mean I think it can be rewarding, Okay.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Jason, No, absolutely not. I would laugh the entire time
if anyone tried to do that with me. Plus I'm silent,
so it really would be like silent nonverbal role play,
which I don't know if that exists.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
I mean, I know I sound I probably sound like
such a like a like a vanilla dud. I guess
I'm just utility oriented. Like I just I just want
to get to the part where you're really happy with me,
you know that's I want to get to the part
where it feels really good for you.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
I like a slow build.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
I mean, I like for play, but like I want
to get to the part where we're actually doing something. Now,
the part where I'm like hard and still trying to
like follow a dialogue, like like following right, like I'm
over here, like you know, I'm over here at attention
and we're still pretending like you're the maid.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
You know, Like I, I can't.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
Try harry this up.
Speaker 7 (06:02):
Your uber is on the way.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Dave, and the civic will be here anywhere.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
I'm trying to think of like a role play that
I could see you not laughing at.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
I just I honestly, and it's my fault. It's my thing.
I just don't think I get out of my own
head about it.
Speaker 8 (06:17):
You could like be the boss and pretend that she's
like there for a job interview and she'll do anything
for the job.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
But like, yeah, I guess that's my thing, rufio. I
think I know the answer. You might surprise me, but.
Speaker 6 (06:31):
No, no, no, the funny thing is I that's like,
that's like the funny thing is like my favorite part
of watching porn.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
You know.
Speaker 6 (06:37):
I'm saying, like the story behind it, but I can't.
I can't do it.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
No, you guys, watch the story. I don't want to
love the story.
Speaker 6 (06:43):
I need to know how they got to where they're
doing it, Like the build up.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Yeah, it's never gonna make sense, so it doesn't matter.
Speaker 5 (06:49):
Put myself in the scene.
Speaker 8 (06:51):
Yeah, you know your friend's hot, Dad, Like, come on,
now I'm there, I'm that girl.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Yeah, yeah, I don't yeah, like and mostly I think
those people are like me. I don't think most people
are like you guys, because a lot of the sites
that I go to to watch porn, it goes right
to the action and it gives you the option to
click to watch the story. Yeah. So I think most
people are just trying to get to the part where
like the bang bangs.
Speaker 8 (07:13):
I don't want to make it a male female thing,
but I do think like female needs, like we need
a little bit more warming up of the oven than
a man does.
Speaker 6 (07:20):
Oh.
Speaker 8 (07:20):
I think it feels like maybe, yeah, you don't need
your oven warm dough.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
I mean it will warm up.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
But I need to get to the point of like
you know, like there's penetration, there's some form of like touching.
Speaker 5 (07:30):
I get to that point too.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
No.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
No, but like I don't like the story because after.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
We pretended that we're like working ace hardware.
Speaker 5 (07:37):
But I don't just like blueball and say all right,
scene over.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
No, I just I need you to like like like
do your thing twenty one.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
Like I don't need to go right to penetration.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
That's what That's what gets me going I can't watch.
Like we meet at the store and now.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
You already wet, like if you just know a girl.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
I mean, like, I'm into it, but I hate the
like the whole scene.
Speaker 5 (07:56):
You're dragging this out. We're dragged out what I'm talking about.
But I'm saying, what about Oh yes, poor play.
Speaker 7 (08:01):
But like I'm saying, I saying on the poorn she
watched watch you don't mean too. Yeah, I don't want
to see this.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
No, I don't give a.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
Fuck where we met.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Like the story is great.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I just don't I don't know,
and I need to be warmed, right.
Speaker 6 (08:17):
No, I'll be warm.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
Getting warm, but like I just that doesn't get me
warm is hardware And then hey, you know it's not
my wife.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
Isn't home or something?
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Come over?
Speaker 6 (08:25):
Like you love that. I love it, I know you do.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
I'm surprised you don't roll play because like I feel
like you're kind.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Of like, No, I don't think.
Speaker 8 (08:35):
I don't know. I don't think so like you could
be like you could pretend you're like a bulls player.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Group you like, yeah, or maybe she's spending the ball.
Speaker 5 (08:49):
Yeah, she's dressed like a bulls.
Speaker 8 (08:50):
You would not turn her away if she was dressed
like a bulls cheerleader. Of course not no, right, And
you're like, I don't know, but I don't.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Think we have to act like trust me, I am.
I'm fun appreciator of a sexy outfit like hot lingerie,
Like tell me what.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
You're wearing, take your underwear off.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
I mean that kind of like whatever, dress like whatever,
grow that bush out. Groom it please, I mean groom
like it needs to be. You know, clear where I
need the where the where the business takes place.
Speaker 5 (09:21):
So it's a seventies for play for you. You're a
radio DJ in the seventies.
Speaker 8 (09:24):
You're smoking SIGs, you have your sunglasses on inside, you
have a stack of papers in front of.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
You, doing coke offer stomach.
Speaker 5 (09:31):
And she's a groupie. She's got a full bush wait
that would work for you.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Oh yes, A lot of radio that.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Doesn't need radio's at radio in the room. I'm holding
a microphone. Yeah, she's holding the microphone.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
You speaking of my microphone? Yeah, you radio.
Speaker 6 (09:54):
If you can bug a radio, I could fuck a radio.
Speaker 5 (10:04):
Between that and the old Dominicans, you've had a good day.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
You're the m V p today.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
She's if I was concerned about getting electrocuted, I might
Who love to fuck a radio?
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Yeah, just there's a lot of short edges in there.
Speaker 5 (10:21):
Stop street about radio.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
I was going to say, a girl with a bush
me with sunglasses on. Inside. That sounds like just normal
sacks smoking a stick, rend and random, that's normal.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
I leave my sunglasses on and that's all. Yeah, the
ones you got me, the blue shaded Yeah, do you
wear those? I do, They're in my car. Put them
on sometimes sometimes that time when I'm feeling when I'm
feeling famous, Yeah, when I when I see a sexy radio,
I put them on. This one has a tape deck.
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In related news, I guess semi related news. I was
talking to another friend of mine last night about a
sex toy that her friend bought for her. It's called
the Rosebud.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, are you familiar?
Speaker 5 (11:08):
Oh very the rose Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
But this, honestly, this crack, like the little description crack
me to hell up because the way it's listening to
this and Nash just send us a few because of
this said, introducing the Rosebud toy, a charming and petite
blooming rose shaped vibrator designed for women to experience the
pleasure of oral sex. Made from safe silicone, the vibrator
offers ten different vibration modes, making it a medical grade, hygienic,
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and odorless choice.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
I don't know what that is.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
The Rosebud toy is also rechargeable USB blah blah blah blah.
It goes on to say the Rosebud vibrator toy is
in an ideal way to enhance love between couples and
create more fun at home. It's just great design makes
it so that it can double as a decorative item
without causing any embarrassment. So apparently you can just leave
that out and people will be like, oh, oh, it's
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a little flower bud.
Speaker 5 (12:02):
At not an oil warmer.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
You don't know.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
I think I would know what this is. Twenty six
ninety nine, that's all. But anyway, so then then it's
a five star review. Oh yes, So then I started
reading the reviews.
Speaker 5 (12:18):
My friends, did I do this when we're drunk? Yeah,
they're the best.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
I wish we could do this on the air because
it's such a good bid. Same, this right here is
the best. I'm trying to tell you you don't need
no n All you need is Rose. Five stars. Oh
it goes on let me see, I mean, dude, the
(12:44):
just too good.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Package came quick and wrapped very discreetly. The Rose had
me squirting everywhere. I mean, like who like you actually were?
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Like? I gotta get on there and make a review. Hey,
they're helpful though.
Speaker 5 (12:58):
At least I know what to buy now.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
I'm completely in love nice addition to my collection. I
use it every day. How do you compete? Love the product?
I had to ask the seller, how is my man
supposed to compete with this? It didn't even last a
full minute. Taste by Terry is her name gets the
(13:26):
job done so amazing. The customer service was great too.
This toy is fucking amazing. I came so hard in
less than a minute. Five stars. For sure, you better
get one of these. It's a chicken salad. Yes, actually
it's from Kiki is follow me on Instagram. She says, Anyway,
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I wish we could do that bit because the fact
that people are so inspired by their sex toy that
they think to go write a review is amazing and
I love every bit of it.
Speaker 8 (13:58):
Yeah, my friends and I get drunk and read the
Amazon reviews of sex toys and they're so good, like
so much detail.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Yeah, I know, I mean truly inspired, Like only get
the laptop out right.
Speaker 5 (14:08):
You could have just told me it was good, right, But.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
But my favorite is that it was designed to leave
it just leave it out, you know, just leave it out.
It looks like a nice decorative item. It's like, no,
it doesn't. It looks like a sex toy. But I
mean not that anyone should be ashamed.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Of that, right.
Speaker 8 (14:20):
Miley Cyrus decorates her house with dil doos. They're everywhere.
She has them, like in bowls, on the table. She
doesn't use them, but like she uses them as art.
Speaker 5 (14:28):
Your girl, Wow, sure.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Girl, it is one after my own heart does Anyway,
I got you one of these roses for your wedding.
Yeah present, Yeah, that's actually really kind of you think
you can.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Just leave it in the center as a centerpiece for
your table. Get like four or five of them. Looks
like a little flower bouquet.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
You also a fight for them after you're gonna want
to take them home.
Speaker 9 (14:51):
Jason for one minute, don't throw the book, Hey, throw
roses vibrators out everywhere.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
People'd appreciate it a lot more. It'd be like, damn,
I'm just hitting the head.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Sorry. Yeah, A good thing is odorless. I don't get
that odorless. I don't know that. I want to know
what I know.
Speaker 8 (15:17):
If they meant that the toy was incented or at
the virgin, that's I don't know.
Speaker 5 (15:23):
Stay on there.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
I'm not sure on that.
Speaker 10 (15:25):
Are supposed to wash them, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Not clear on that. But it's USB C compatible plugging iPhone.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
I mean, that's really the thing I'm most excited about
because everyone hates it when you can't find a charger,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (15:40):
What am I gonna do?
Speaker 1 (15:42):
So?
Speaker 3 (15:43):
All right, well there you go. I'm I'm I'm a vanilla.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
I was trying to come up with like a funny
way of saying, I guess I'm vanilla in bed compared
to all of you, But it's not true. I think
Calen's way into it and the rest of us are
kind of like eh. I mean, like if Mike, like
I already know the ans here, but if he came,
call him dressed as a cop or something, you wouldn't
be like.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
You. I mean, I'd probably go with it, but I
would be giggling.
Speaker 8 (16:08):
He acted like he was a straight man. If Mike
acted like he was a straight man, Jason will be down.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like to think about what sex
with women.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
And what would that sound like, Jason, if Mike or
if you were to take on the world of a
straight man's here and Jason straight man is so good
it's almost impossible to know that he is a gay
man when he does his what would your straight man's
name be?
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Brad? When he does.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Brad, you, guys, it's almost like he's straight. Listen to
listen to this right now.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
Hey, girl, come over here. I'm about to destroy them guts.
Come over, sit on this. You know what I'm saying.
I'm straight. I'm about to fuck that ship up.
Speaker 8 (16:44):
Okay, I'm calling the police if you come anywhere.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
Oh my god, Brad, I can't believe how straight you
are right now.
Speaker 6 (16:51):
Approach you need to take when you go for walks, right.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
Learn something from.
Speaker 7 (17:01):
You.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Come on down to the station, Hey, Caitlin executive producer Kaylen,
could you come on down with.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
Yeah, a little situation. I would bail you did what
you guys told me to do.
Speaker 8 (17:16):
My favorite quote from Brad was I'm going to fuck
up those Philoppian two.
Speaker 5 (17:19):
Oh yeah, let me give them. Yeah, Brad, that's not
how it works.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
I remember we gave this guy a couple of shots.
I was you and me at bub City and I
gave you some alort and you started doing Brad for
the bartender and the rest of the restaurant for that matter,
because there was really no no volume control on that.
She she is a straight woman, couldn't believe you were gay.
When I hear Brad talk. I wonder if, in fact,
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maybe you're just kidding about Bay. It's so convincing and compelling.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
You don't know my life.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Yeah, well okay, well maybe you should try that. Come
home and pretend to be Brad and see.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
What yea that he wanted. I know, I'd never blow
a guy until now time.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Oh yeah, I've heard that before.
Speaker 5 (18:10):
How many times you feel like you've heard that?
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Like, oh, it's straight, dude, I mean when you're on
the apps, it's every guy is straight or by or
like whatever, at least the ones that I would talk to. Yeah,
because I'm not, you know, into like twings or anything
like that. So like the the you know, the stereotypical
manly man there. He's like, oh, well, my wife doesn't
do this anymore, I've never done this before, this is
my first.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
Time, or yeah, I'm just shut up. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Before we used to work with a guy in another
city and he it was closeted but which was sad.
But it was a very very bad secret, very poorly
kept secret. But his thing was he liked guys who
were traveling for work, and it was it was extremely transactional.
It was they were always quote unquote straight. Yeah, they
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were always married. He'd go to their hotel room. They'd say,
I've never done this before. I'm not gay. They would
proceed to then ejaculate very quickly from a gay man,
giving them, you know, a blowjob, and then.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
And then he would just leave. Yeah that was it.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Yeah, other times like that, it's all transactional. Yeah, we're
not there for hours or ro play or anything like that.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
But they were always straight. Oh yeah, they're always straight.
They're married.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Oh yeah, I never I don't. I don't do this.
I normally wouldn't excite me.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Are you clean because I got a wife at home,
I'm not gay or anything.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
But yeah, yeah, yeah, let's do yeah right, let's do
gay stuff right now? Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Yeah, But I was I was a little naive to
how it all worked back when I this is a
long time ago, but he taught me all about it,
and I was just shocked at the transactional nature of
it because try that as a man, and I hate
to do the male female thing, but like, try that
ninety percent of the time, just walk up to a
woman and be like, do you want to fuck? Because
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the answer ninety nine percent of the time will be
fuck off if they want to because of a lot
of reasons. But it doesn't work that way. But apparently
it does or can elsewhere.
Speaker 6 (20:09):
Yep.
Speaker 10 (20:10):
I wish it was that easy for me, Like it
seems a lot more simple, you know.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Yeah, I mean, if you ever do like a one
night stand, it's not just like I don't know if
you've ever done this, but if is that more transactional
or do you still have to feel like.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
Some sort of like emotional draw to somethody.
Speaker 8 (20:23):
It's different for everyone, but for me personally, like I
can't unless I know someone fairly well.
Speaker 5 (20:28):
Yeah, I wish, like I truly.
Speaker 10 (20:29):
Wish I could just get moracs off and move on.
Speaker 5 (20:32):
You know it would be nice.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
A few months ago, I had someone do that to
me where it was like we had a nice time
for a few days in a different city, and it
was like, Okay, it was nice meeting you. And I'm like, wait, what,
like I really like And the funny thing is you
dream of this scenario where you get to have like
no consequences, all kinds of fun and the person maybe
just doesn't doesn't get attached or whatever, like or maybe
(20:56):
you don't wind up disappointing them if you're not interested
in more. But she's like, all right, well it was
great and I had a really good time and seeing ever,
and I just couldn't believe it, Like I was honestly
taken aback because I don't think I've ever had a
woman just flat out go that was fun.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
Don't call me. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (21:13):
Didn't make you fall in love with her.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
It made me one or more. It made me want
to know why. It made me doubt myself in a
lot of ways. It made me think like, shit, maybe
I'm not very good in bed. But but then I'm like,
but wait a minute. We did a lot of stuff
for a long time, like I don't know why you'd
hang around like I would have been long gone, especially
if that was my attitude. But it was like, yeah,
you know what, you're far away and I don't. I
don't I don't want a relationship, so I don't know.
(21:37):
I don't know what the real story is. Or maybe
she just maybe that's just the way she was, you know,
she was just okay with I agree, But it really
fucked me up for like a few days.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
I was like, wait a minute, this is so weird.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
You're you know, you're supposed to want to do this again,
like that's that's what you're supposed to do, except she didn't.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
She called your uber basically if it hadn't been my
hotel room.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
But yeah, that was a crazy I can honestly tell
you I've I've met very very few in my many
years of being single. I've met very very few who
it was that matter of fact. And I hate to
I don't mean to be the guy who's like, well,
women always act this way, but I will say typically
when you sleep with a woman, there's a little more
there than there can be with men. I do think
(22:28):
men have the capability in general. And again, people listening
are going to go, well, I can do it.
Speaker 10 (22:33):
And I'm away scientific, I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
What most men can just stick it, and I think
a lot of women eat a little bit more.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
Would you agree I do?
Speaker 4 (22:42):
Yeah, I know women want to fight on that, but
like I think, like you said, biologically or physic we're
wired a certain way.
Speaker 5 (22:48):
Now, can some women like do it better? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (22:50):
Like as far as like walking away from something or
being like not interested, not attached on hundred percent, I'm
an attached kind of girl, or at least that's how
I would describe myself. So to me, like, yeah, if
we're having the sex, if we're doing the sex, like
I'm going to be attached to you like your mind now?
Speaker 10 (23:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
I guess my problem with it was I thought it.
I mean, she was attractive and we had a good
time and she said she had a good time. I
remember I asked her like, well did you have a
good time? And she goes, what do you think with
a big smile, and I'm like, oh, I don't know,
because you don't want to do this anymore? Yeah, And
she's like I just don't. The logistics don't work for me.
And it's like okay, but it really fucked me up.
(23:25):
I was like, because you start to think a lot
of things. You're like, well, okay, am I engaged in
something I shouldn't be engaged in, And it's like and
then of course it becomes personal for me, like, well,
then you must not have liked it, because if you
liked it, then you'd want to do it again, right,
but not necessarily?
Speaker 8 (23:41):
Yeah, yeah, I think that's how a lot of women
feel when dudes like do that to them, Like they
go through the hole like it's me, it's my fault
something I did. Oh, but it is more transactional for
you guys, which I'm jealous of.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
No.
Speaker 5 (23:54):
Same.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
It's happened very very few times that I can remember.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
She s goals like right, I want to be like that.
I wish, like I said, I don't. I don't hold
it against her. I guess I was instantly disappointed though,
because it's just like, well, wait a minute, why would
we not do this more? When like, why would you
close the door? Is? I guess what my like, my
thing is. I didn't think I was going to marry
this woman, but I wasn't going to hard slam the
door on it.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
You know.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
It's like I don't know it she hadn't lived that
far away, so I thought, there's a waiting mut of
fun about this exact same thing. But I'm like, you know,
I don't know, why would we say never again when
I don't you.
Speaker 3 (24:27):
Live somewhere fun right right?
Speaker 5 (24:29):
But I don't know where she.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Lives, so I don't know if it's for her, like
I don't need anything lingering. I don't know if there's
a boyfriend.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
I don't think there was. I mean, she was on
a dating app, so she was very public about about
being single.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
But anyway she did, I think I put it on
her too. We're keeping on the real on the four
or five times, actually, oh okay, you know what I'm saying.
She probably like, damn, what else you want from me?
I can't walk. I don't no I had in this
(25:01):
in this middle age. I didn't know I had it
in me. But in one session, yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Three times in a row and then twice in the morning.
By the end of it, I was like, coming air,
I've been looking for that's.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
Where that is? On that On that note, I gotta
go go.
Speaker 5 (25:33):
Fuck radio.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
You love radio dressed up like a radio. There's have
a good day.
All right, I have a question for you guys, and
(00:02):
I'll tell you, well, I'll ask you the question. This
is a great tease. I'm going to ask you a
question right now on the Tangent. Let's go hit the
thing roofy.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
It's the Tangent with the bread show, giving me all
we couldn't talk about on air.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
All right.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
I was talking to someone the other day who was
going to a convention at a hotel, and I was like,
you know what I'm going to do because it was
a local the convention happens to be local, and it
was a little far away from home. So this person
was going to stay in the hotel in order to
attend the convention not have to drive back and forth.
(00:38):
And I said, well, that's a wasted hotel room. Like
I may have to come out there and just do
some stuff, because you know, everyone knows it's more fun
in a hotel room. I don't know why, and it
should concern you when you stay in a hotel room,
because I mean, somebody else had fun there too, But
for some reason, it just feels different in a hotel.
It does like being in a hotel alone. Like I
travel a lot for fun and for work and being
(01:00):
in a hotel room alone just seems like a waste.
It just seems like this is an opportunity to just
do some stuff. Just slam it up against the mini
bar and like, let's go.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
You know what I'm saying, Hey, Daddy.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Yeah, I got the mini bar key right here, and
I'm gonna put it in the log right. I got
your eighty seven dollars skills, find them.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Not hide the skittle.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Jason always falls for that.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Damn.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
I'm always telling Jason to find the skindles and he
always falls for it too. Yeah. So, and then i'd
hearry about this before. I think we've even talked about
it at some point over the years on the show.
But I'm like, here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna
go down. I'm gonna sit in the hotel bar, and
you're gonna come sit next to me. And I'm kidding
(01:52):
about this because I could never pull this off, and
and we're gonna put I'm gonna hit on you like
I don't know you and see if I can get
you to go up to the room with me, like
a role play thing. I read about this somewhere about
people doing this coming, yeah, where they'll like sit at
the hotel bar. Another person will walk it and you'll
like pretend you don't know each other, that you don't
know each other, and then you kind of like it's
like you want to go up to the room and
(02:13):
because I mean, you do know this person, so it's like, yeah,
it's like you kind of like play hoeish it's hot home, Yeah, playhosh.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
I'm always bedroom.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Yeah, I'm a pretend to pretend I just am.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
But I just I wonder if as anyone ever, any
of you guys ever done anything like this, because the
truth is, I wouldn't be able to keep a straight face.
I'm too literal, I'm too type A. I just wouldn't
be able to hit on a girl I've already banged
to get and try and convince a girl I already
banged to bang me again because at some point I'd
be like she'd be telling me, no, you know, playing
hard to get. I'd be like, Okay, this is boring,
(02:51):
let's go fuck like you know what I mean. I
just I don't know the whole thing where you pretend
to be somebody else or like dress up like something else.
I just I can't get out of my head. I
just think it's a waste of time. I think it's
I think no, I just think it's a waste to
tell you. Coming as a flight attendant, I'm the pilot.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 6 (03:14):
I can't.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Let's go in the lavatory, but it's really our bathroom,
and I just I can't. I just can't.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Are you? Are you a dress up kind of like
imagination kind of girl.
Speaker 7 (03:25):
Definitely not dress up. I don't have that anmy yet,
but I aspired to get to that point one day.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
And I like, do you and Big Tim does he
like come to the door with his beggars pizza and
you're like, oh, the pizza man's here, and you like
pretending somebody else.
Speaker 7 (03:38):
No, we don't do that often, but like there has
been a time where like we would we were to
do that, and then he's it freaks me out because
in my mind I can only do that so far,
And then I started laughing, like Okay, this was funny, but.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
I just can't let it go.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
He'll go with.
Speaker 7 (03:55):
It, like I feel like if I would see it
all the way through, he's kind of into it. So
I don't know, Like, you gotta let control of your
mind go. You gotta like just let control go.
Speaker 6 (04:05):
You are till listen up.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
Yeah, I hate this for you guys.
Speaker 8 (04:09):
I know you guys all hate roleplay, but I think
it is so fun.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
So it's about the least surprising thing that Caitlyn, I'm sorry,
but of all the people on the show, it is
the least surprising that you want to ask that you
want to be the star.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Of the show.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
Yeah, you know, you're not wrong, but I like it.
I think it's hot.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Yeah, what all have you done?
Speaker 8 (04:30):
Like?
Speaker 3 (04:30):
What all scenarios? So?
Speaker 8 (04:31):
I mean I was in like a five year and
then a seven year relationship, so I've done a lot.
Speaker 5 (04:35):
I mean a lot of stuff.
Speaker 8 (04:37):
I mean I dressed up, I've role played, I've.
Speaker 7 (04:40):
Had I'm sorry, go ahead, no, obviously excited. You had
been on a leash, like one of those like Domin.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
Like that that would be your first guest. I have
not been on a leash.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
You put him more on one.
Speaker 8 (04:52):
Actually, you know what, I was a cat for Halloween
one time, and I used my boyfriend's dog collar on
my neck. I think, and I think I did give
a Malesian. I think later we just like I was
already dressed up for helping. But no, I don't usually
get walked around out a leash.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Have you done the hotel bar thing though.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
I've done the like pretend we don't know each other thing. Yeah,
I think it's really hot.
Speaker 8 (05:10):
I mean you just need to have a drink and
loosen up. I mean I think it can be rewarding, Okay.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Jason, No, absolutely not. I would laugh the entire time
if anyone tried to do that with me. Plus I'm silent,
so it really would be like silent nonverbal role play,
which I don't know if that exists.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
I mean, I know I sound I probably sound like
such a like a like a vanilla dud. I guess
I'm just utility oriented. Like I just I just want
to get to the part where you're really happy with me,
you know that's I want to get to the part
where it feels really good for you.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
I like a slow build.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
I mean, I like for play, but like I want
to get to the part where we're actually doing something. Now,
the part where I'm like hard and still trying to
like follow a dialogue, like like following right, like I'm
over here, like you know, I'm over here at attention
and we're still pretending like you're the maid.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
You know, Like I, I can't.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
Try harry this up.
Speaker 7 (06:02):
Your uber is on the way.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Dave, and the civic will be here anywhere.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
I'm trying to think of like a role play that
I could see you not laughing at.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
I just I honestly, and it's my fault. It's my thing.
I just don't think I get out of my own
head about it.
Speaker 8 (06:17):
You could like be the boss and pretend that she's
like there for a job interview and she'll do anything
for the job.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
But like, yeah, I guess that's my thing, rufio. I
think I know the answer. You might surprise me, but.
Speaker 6 (06:31):
No, no, no, the funny thing is I that's like,
that's like the funny thing is like my favorite part
of watching porn.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
You know.
Speaker 6 (06:37):
I'm saying, like the story behind it, but I can't.
I can't do it.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
No, you guys, watch the story. I don't want to
love the story.
Speaker 6 (06:43):
I need to know how they got to where they're
doing it, Like the build up.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Yeah, it's never gonna make sense, so it doesn't matter.
Speaker 5 (06:49):
Put myself in the scene.
Speaker 8 (06:51):
Yeah, you know your friend's hot, Dad, Like, come on,
now I'm there, I'm that girl.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Yeah, yeah, I don't yeah, like and mostly I think
those people are like me. I don't think most people
are like you guys, because a lot of the sites
that I go to to watch porn, it goes right
to the action and it gives you the option to
click to watch the story. Yeah. So I think most
people are just trying to get to the part where
like the bang bangs.
Speaker 8 (07:13):
I don't want to make it a male female thing,
but I do think like female needs, like we need
a little bit more warming up of the oven than
a man does.
Speaker 6 (07:20):
Oh.
Speaker 8 (07:20):
I think it feels like maybe, yeah, you don't need
your oven warm dough.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
I mean it will warm up.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
But I need to get to the point of like
you know, like there's penetration, there's some form of like touching.
Speaker 5 (07:30):
I get to that point too.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
No.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
No, but like I don't like the story because after.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
We pretended that we're like working ace hardware.
Speaker 5 (07:37):
But I don't just like blueball and say all right,
scene over.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
No, I just I need you to like like like
do your thing twenty one.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
Like I don't need to go right to penetration.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
That's what That's what gets me going I can't watch.
Like we meet at the store and now.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
You already wet, like if you just know a girl.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
I mean, like, I'm into it, but I hate the
like the whole scene.
Speaker 5 (07:56):
You're dragging this out. We're dragged out what I'm talking about.
But I'm saying, what about Oh yes, poor play.
Speaker 7 (08:01):
But like I'm saying, I saying on the poorn she
watched watch you don't mean too. Yeah, I don't want
to see this.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
No, I don't give a.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
Fuck where we met.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Like the story is great.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I just don't I don't know,
and I need to be warmed, right.
Speaker 6 (08:17):
No, I'll be warm.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
Getting warm, but like I just that doesn't get me
warm is hardware And then hey, you know it's not
my wife.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
Isn't home or something?
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Come over?
Speaker 6 (08:25):
Like you love that. I love it, I know you do.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
I'm surprised you don't roll play because like I feel
like you're kind.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Of like, No, I don't think.
Speaker 8 (08:35):
I don't know. I don't think so like you could
be like you could pretend you're like a bulls player.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Group you like, yeah, or maybe she's spending the ball.
Speaker 5 (08:49):
Yeah, she's dressed like a bulls.
Speaker 8 (08:50):
You would not turn her away if she was dressed
like a bulls cheerleader. Of course not no, right, And
you're like, I don't know, but I don't.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Think we have to act like trust me, I am.
I'm fun appreciator of a sexy outfit like hot lingerie,
Like tell me what.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
You're wearing, take your underwear off.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
I mean that kind of like whatever, dress like whatever,
grow that bush out. Groom it please, I mean groom
like it needs to be. You know, clear where I
need the where the where the business takes place.
Speaker 5 (09:21):
So it's a seventies for play for you. You're a
radio DJ in the seventies.
Speaker 8 (09:24):
You're smoking SIGs, you have your sunglasses on inside, you
have a stack of papers in front of.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
You, doing coke offer stomach.
Speaker 5 (09:31):
And she's a groupie. She's got a full bush wait
that would work for you.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Oh yes, A lot of radio that.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Doesn't need radio's at radio in the room. I'm holding
a microphone. Yeah, she's holding the microphone.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
You speaking of my microphone? Yeah, you radio.
Speaker 6 (09:54):
If you can bug a radio, I could fuck a radio.
Speaker 5 (10:04):
Between that and the old Dominicans, you've had a good day.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
You're the m V p today.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
She's if I was concerned about getting electrocuted, I might
Who love to fuck a radio?
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Yeah, just there's a lot of short edges in there.
Speaker 5 (10:21):
Stop street about radio.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
I was going to say, a girl with a bush
me with sunglasses on. Inside. That sounds like just normal
sacks smoking a stick, rend and random, that's normal.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
I leave my sunglasses on and that's all. Yeah, the
ones you got me, the blue shaded Yeah, do you
wear those? I do, They're in my car. Put them
on sometimes sometimes that time when I'm feeling when I'm
feeling famous, Yeah, when I when I see a sexy radio,
I put them on. This one has a tape deck.
(10:55):
In related news, I guess semi related news. I was
talking to another friend of mine last night about a
sex toy that her friend bought for her. It's called
the Rosebud.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, are you familiar?
Speaker 5 (11:08):
Oh very the rose Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
But this, honestly, this crack, like the little description crack
me to hell up because the way it's listening to
this and Nash just send us a few because of
this said, introducing the Rosebud toy, a charming and petite
blooming rose shaped vibrator designed for women to experience the
pleasure of oral sex. Made from safe silicone, the vibrator
offers ten different vibration modes, making it a medical grade, hygienic,
(11:36):
and odorless choice.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
I don't know what that is.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
The Rosebud toy is also rechargeable USB blah blah blah blah.
It goes on to say the Rosebud vibrator toy is
in an ideal way to enhance love between couples and
create more fun at home. It's just great design makes
it so that it can double as a decorative item
without causing any embarrassment. So apparently you can just leave
that out and people will be like, oh, oh, it's
(12:01):
a little flower bud.
Speaker 5 (12:02):
At not an oil warmer.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
You don't know.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
I think I would know what this is. Twenty six
ninety nine, that's all. But anyway, so then then it's
a five star review. Oh yes, So then I started
reading the reviews.
Speaker 5 (12:18):
My friends, did I do this when we're drunk? Yeah,
they're the best.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
I wish we could do this on the air because
it's such a good bid. Same, this right here is
the best. I'm trying to tell you you don't need
no n All you need is Rose. Five stars. Oh
it goes on let me see, I mean, dude, the
(12:44):
just too good.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Package came quick and wrapped very discreetly. The Rose had
me squirting everywhere. I mean, like who like you actually were?
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Like? I gotta get on there and make a review. Hey,
they're helpful though.
Speaker 5 (12:58):
At least I know what to buy now.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
I'm completely in love nice addition to my collection. I
use it every day. How do you compete? Love the product?
I had to ask the seller, how is my man
supposed to compete with this? It didn't even last a
full minute. Taste by Terry is her name gets the
(13:26):
job done so amazing. The customer service was great too.
This toy is fucking amazing. I came so hard in
less than a minute. Five stars. For sure, you better
get one of these. It's a chicken salad. Yes, actually
it's from Kiki is follow me on Instagram. She says, Anyway,
(13:50):
I wish we could do that bit because the fact
that people are so inspired by their sex toy that
they think to go write a review is amazing and
I love every bit of it.
Speaker 8 (13:58):
Yeah, my friends and I get drunk and read the
Amazon reviews of sex toys and they're so good, like
so much detail.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Yeah, I know, I mean truly inspired, Like only get
the laptop out right.
Speaker 5 (14:08):
You could have just told me it was good, right, But.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
But my favorite is that it was designed to leave
it just leave it out, you know, just leave it out.
It looks like a nice decorative item. It's like, no,
it doesn't. It looks like a sex toy. But I
mean not that anyone should be ashamed.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Of that, right.
Speaker 8 (14:20):
Miley Cyrus decorates her house with dil doos. They're everywhere.
She has them, like in bowls, on the table. She
doesn't use them, but like she uses them as art.
Speaker 5 (14:28):
Your girl, Wow, sure.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Girl, it is one after my own heart does Anyway,
I got you one of these roses for your wedding.
Yeah present, Yeah, that's actually really kind of you think
you can.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Just leave it in the center as a centerpiece for
your table. Get like four or five of them. Looks
like a little flower bouquet.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
You also a fight for them after you're gonna want
to take them home.
Speaker 9 (14:51):
Jason for one minute, don't throw the book, Hey, throw
roses vibrators out everywhere.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
People'd appreciate it a lot more. It'd be like, damn,
I'm just hitting the head.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Sorry. Yeah, A good thing is odorless. I don't get
that odorless. I don't know that. I want to know
what I know.
Speaker 8 (15:17):
If they meant that the toy was incented or at
the virgin, that's I don't know.
Speaker 5 (15:23):
Stay on there.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
I'm not sure on that.
Speaker 10 (15:25):
Are supposed to wash them, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Not clear on that. But it's USB C compatible plugging iPhone.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
I mean, that's really the thing I'm most excited about
because everyone hates it when you can't find a charger,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (15:40):
What am I gonna do?
Speaker 1 (15:42):
So?
Speaker 3 (15:43):
All right, well there you go. I'm I'm I'm a vanilla.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
I was trying to come up with like a funny
way of saying, I guess I'm vanilla in bed compared
to all of you, But it's not true. I think
Calen's way into it and the rest of us are
kind of like eh. I mean, like if Mike, like
I already know the ans here, but if he came,
call him dressed as a cop or something, you wouldn't
be like.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
You. I mean, I'd probably go with it, but I
would be giggling.
Speaker 8 (16:08):
He acted like he was a straight man. If Mike
acted like he was a straight man, Jason will be down.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like to think about what sex
with women.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
And what would that sound like, Jason, if Mike or
if you were to take on the world of a
straight man's here and Jason straight man is so good
it's almost impossible to know that he is a gay
man when he does his what would your straight man's
name be?
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Brad? When he does.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Brad, you, guys, it's almost like he's straight. Listen to
listen to this right now.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
Hey, girl, come over here. I'm about to destroy them guts.
Come over, sit on this. You know what I'm saying.
I'm straight. I'm about to fuck that ship up.
Speaker 8 (16:44):
Okay, I'm calling the police if you come anywhere.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
Oh my god, Brad, I can't believe how straight you
are right now.
Speaker 6 (16:51):
Approach you need to take when you go for walks, right.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
Learn something from.
Speaker 7 (17:01):
You.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Come on down to the station, Hey, Caitlin executive producer Kaylen,
could you come on down with.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
Yeah, a little situation. I would bail you did what
you guys told me to do.
Speaker 8 (17:16):
My favorite quote from Brad was I'm going to fuck
up those Philoppian two.
Speaker 5 (17:19):
Oh yeah, let me give them. Yeah, Brad, that's not
how it works.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
I remember we gave this guy a couple of shots.
I was you and me at bub City and I
gave you some alort and you started doing Brad for
the bartender and the rest of the restaurant for that matter,
because there was really no no volume control on that.
She she is a straight woman, couldn't believe you were gay.
When I hear Brad talk. I wonder if, in fact,
(17:46):
maybe you're just kidding about Bay. It's so convincing and compelling.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
You don't know my life.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Yeah, well okay, well maybe you should try that. Come
home and pretend to be Brad and see.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
What yea that he wanted. I know, I'd never blow
a guy until now time.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Oh yeah, I've heard that before.
Speaker 5 (18:10):
How many times you feel like you've heard that?
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Like, oh, it's straight, dude, I mean when you're on
the apps, it's every guy is straight or by or
like whatever, at least the ones that I would talk to. Yeah,
because I'm not, you know, into like twings or anything
like that. So like the the you know, the stereotypical
manly man there. He's like, oh, well, my wife doesn't
do this anymore, I've never done this before, this is
my first.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
Time, or yeah, I'm just shut up. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Before we used to work with a guy in another
city and he it was closeted but which was sad.
But it was a very very bad secret, very poorly
kept secret. But his thing was he liked guys who
were traveling for work, and it was it was extremely transactional.
It was they were always quote unquote straight. Yeah, they
(18:57):
were always married. He'd go to their hotel room. They'd say,
I've never done this before. I'm not gay. They would
proceed to then ejaculate very quickly from a gay man,
giving them, you know, a blowjob, and then.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
And then he would just leave. Yeah that was it.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Yeah, other times like that, it's all transactional. Yeah, we're
not there for hours or ro play or anything like that.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
But they were always straight. Oh yeah, they're always straight.
They're married.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Oh yeah, I never I don't. I don't do this.
I normally wouldn't excite me.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Are you clean because I got a wife at home,
I'm not gay or anything.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
But yeah, yeah, yeah, let's do yeah right, let's do
gay stuff right now? Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Yeah, But I was I was a little naive to
how it all worked back when I this is a
long time ago, but he taught me all about it,
and I was just shocked at the transactional nature of
it because try that as a man, and I hate
to do the male female thing, but like, try that
ninety percent of the time, just walk up to a
woman and be like, do you want to fuck? Because
(19:57):
the answer ninety nine percent of the time will be
fuck off if they want to because of a lot
of reasons. But it doesn't work that way. But apparently
it does or can elsewhere.
Speaker 6 (20:09):
Yep.
Speaker 10 (20:10):
I wish it was that easy for me, Like it
seems a lot more simple, you know.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Yeah, I mean, if you ever do like a one
night stand, it's not just like I don't know if
you've ever done this, but if is that more transactional
or do you still have to feel like.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
Some sort of like emotional draw to somethody.
Speaker 8 (20:23):
It's different for everyone, but for me personally, like I
can't unless I know someone fairly well.
Speaker 5 (20:28):
Yeah, I wish, like I truly.
Speaker 10 (20:29):
Wish I could just get moracs off and move on.
Speaker 5 (20:32):
You know it would be nice.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
A few months ago, I had someone do that to
me where it was like we had a nice time
for a few days in a different city, and it
was like, Okay, it was nice meeting you. And I'm like, wait, what,
like I really like And the funny thing is you
dream of this scenario where you get to have like
no consequences, all kinds of fun and the person maybe
just doesn't doesn't get attached or whatever, like or maybe
(20:56):
you don't wind up disappointing them if you're not interested
in more. But she's like, all right, well it was
great and I had a really good time and seeing ever,
and I just couldn't believe it, Like I was honestly
taken aback because I don't think I've ever had a
woman just flat out go that was fun.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
Don't call me. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (21:13):
Didn't make you fall in love with her.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
It made me one or more. It made me want
to know why. It made me doubt myself in a
lot of ways. It made me think like, shit, maybe
I'm not very good in bed. But but then I'm like,
but wait a minute. We did a lot of stuff
for a long time, like I don't know why you'd
hang around like I would have been long gone, especially
if that was my attitude. But it was like, yeah,
you know what, you're far away and I don't. I
don't I don't want a relationship, so I don't know.
(21:37):
I don't know what the real story is. Or maybe
she just maybe that's just the way she was, you know,
she was just okay with I agree, But it really
fucked me up for like a few days.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
I was like, wait a minute, this is so weird.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
You're you know, you're supposed to want to do this again,
like that's that's what you're supposed to do, except she didn't.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
She called your uber basically if it hadn't been my
hotel room.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
But yeah, that was a crazy I can honestly tell
you I've I've met very very few in my many
years of being single. I've met very very few who
it was that matter of fact. And I hate to
I don't mean to be the guy who's like, well,
women always act this way, but I will say typically
when you sleep with a woman, there's a little more
there than there can be with men. I do think
(22:28):
men have the capability in general. And again, people listening
are going to go, well, I can do it.
Speaker 10 (22:33):
And I'm away scientific, I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
What most men can just stick it, and I think
a lot of women eat a little bit more.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
Would you agree I do?
Speaker 4 (22:42):
Yeah, I know women want to fight on that, but
like I think, like you said, biologically or physic we're
wired a certain way.
Speaker 5 (22:48):
Now, can some women like do it better? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (22:50):
Like as far as like walking away from something or
being like not interested, not attached on hundred percent, I'm
an attached kind of girl, or at least that's how
I would describe myself. So to me, like, yeah, if
we're having the sex, if we're doing the sex, like
I'm going to be attached to you like your mind now?
Speaker 10 (23:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
I guess my problem with it was I thought it.
I mean, she was attractive and we had a good
time and she said she had a good time. I
remember I asked her like, well did you have a
good time? And she goes, what do you think with
a big smile, and I'm like, oh, I don't know,
because you don't want to do this anymore? Yeah, And
she's like I just don't. The logistics don't work for me.
And it's like okay, but it really fucked me up.
(23:25):
I was like, because you start to think a lot
of things. You're like, well, okay, am I engaged in
something I shouldn't be engaged in, And it's like and
then of course it becomes personal for me, like, well,
then you must not have liked it, because if you
liked it, then you'd want to do it again, right,
but not necessarily?
Speaker 8 (23:41):
Yeah, yeah, I think that's how a lot of women
feel when dudes like do that to them, Like they
go through the hole like it's me, it's my fault
something I did. Oh, but it is more transactional for
you guys, which I'm jealous of.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
No.
Speaker 5 (23:54):
Same.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
It's happened very very few times that I can remember.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
She s goals like right, I want to be like that.
I wish, like I said, I don't. I don't hold
it against her. I guess I was instantly disappointed though,
because it's just like, well, wait a minute, why would
we not do this more? When like, why would you
close the door? Is? I guess what my like, my
thing is. I didn't think I was going to marry
this woman, but I wasn't going to hard slam the
door on it.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
You know.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
It's like I don't know it she hadn't lived that
far away, so I thought, there's a waiting mut of
fun about this exact same thing. But I'm like, you know,
I don't know, why would we say never again when
I don't you.
Speaker 3 (24:27):
Live somewhere fun right right?
Speaker 5 (24:29):
But I don't know where she.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Lives, so I don't know if it's for her, like
I don't need anything lingering. I don't know if there's
a boyfriend.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
I don't think there was. I mean, she was on
a dating app, so she was very public about about
being single.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
But anyway she did, I think I put it on
her too. We're keeping on the real on the four
or five times, actually, oh okay, you know what I'm saying.
She probably like, damn, what else you want from me?
I can't walk. I don't no I had in this
(25:01):
in this middle age. I didn't know I had it
in me. But in one session, yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Three times in a row and then twice in the morning.
By the end of it, I was like, coming air,
I've been looking for that's.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
Where that is? On that On that note, I gotta
go go.
Speaker 5 (25:33):
Fuck radio.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
You love radio dressed up like a radio. There's have
a good day.
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