August 8, 2023 • 27 mins
Does getting married really change anything?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
A lot of people will agree with you guys on
this wedding thing that we were talking about on the
show that you I think you should go. You should
plan to go to the ceremony and the reception at
a wedding. I think that's polite. But a lot of
people are saying, you don't have to do both. You
can just go to the you can just go to
the reception. I think that's like, that's lazy. But I
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don't know, a lot of you guys say I'm wrong,
So well, so be a let's suit the tangent, shall we.
It's the tangent with the bread show.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Giving me all we couldn't talk about on air.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Yeah, I don't know. Since Fred you should go to
a Polish wedding, that was one of the texts. Yeah, no,
I you know, I don't think I've ever been to
a true, true Eastern European wedding. Really. I've been to
Muslim weddings. I've been to various different traditions I suppose
or where the ethnicity or the heritage was, you know,
(00:53):
very present, yes, but I've never been to like one
of the Because I remember when I first moved here
to Chicago, a long time ago, they made us do
Angie and me. They made us attend a gun buy
back at a Polish church somewhere, and I don't know
where the hell. We were on the south side somewhere.
Literally the city was buying guns back. Oh yeah, And
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for some reason it was like, come on down, it's
Fred and Angie at the gun buy back, and like
people were showing up with rifles in like plastic bags
and handing them over to the police. I don't know
what we were doing, but I was shocked to learn
in the basement of this church was a full on
bar like reception hall and bar like a bar in
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the church. Yes, and I'm like, what is that?
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Two things polisheople don't play about is God and their liquor.
I'm being very honest, ask any Polish person, But yeah,
I think that's like really old school, because all the
churches in Pilsen before that became a very Mexican neighborhood.
Is extreme, it was extremely Eastern European, right, so was like,
what is it Polish? What's the other one next to it?
Speaker 4 (01:56):
I'm gonna like lose.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
The public.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
At that time with a lot of like Czech people, right,
so they live there. They built that community, and all
those churches have bars downstairs.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Party to me, because because you would you know, you
might get married there and then have or sadly, you
might have a funeral there or something and then they
have like the reception downstairs in the in the church.
It's all right there. I mean, it makes sense, but
I was just shocked to see a full bar. Yeah,
like it looked like a like a dive bar in
the bottom of the church. And I'm like, this is
the best church ever.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Yeah, they're smart, they would use that like on the
weekends or something.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Yeah, but I was I was shocked by that. But
what is it? And it's is that as a ray you're.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
Talking about cinnova?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
How do you say it? Or though, like I guess
a lot of these they'll put it on every table,
and like I just there's just a lot of debauchery
going on at these things. And I've never really attended
anything quite like that.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Yeah, you tell that, my family will We don't really
drink that.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
I think we're like vodka people, which I don't know
if that's even Polish or technically maybe it's Russian.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
I'm not sure.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Times where you're from, but that Citrinova. Whatever your neighbor
makes it right.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
And and we have our block party this weekend and
I'm gonna be.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Yeah, we've heard about Roof. You think he's loud, Now
wait till you get somebody. But yeah, I did go
to the wedding over the weekend and I wasn't going
to get into it, but I left alone. I'm just
gonna put it there. It was just I just.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Come give us a little more.
Speaker 5 (03:25):
Daddy.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
It says you were there pretty late. You left after
Ben did.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
I did. I did. It was a nice wedding. I
give the guy credit. You know, Ben did a good
job of Ben and Naomi did a good job. But
there was like he's he's a cigar guy, and there
was like an outdoor section and a cigar station and stuff.
I didn't smoke one because you know the problem with
that is it's great at the time and then the
next morning you wake up like a squirrel ship in
your mouth, you know it like it tastes terrible. I
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love cigars, like I really do, but I don't love
the aftermath. I don't love Like that's a comparison right there, right, No,
it's same with smoking a cigarette. But cigars, cigarettes I
think are actually worse because there's so much crap in them.
Cigars are a little better because there's not much Yeah,
and I think they're less, like there's less chemicals maybe,
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and some cigars, but it still tastes like your mouth
tastes like an ashtray. It doesn't matter how many times
it takes, like a good day or two to get
that out of your mouth. Even if you shower, you
could get the smell off of you pretty quickly, but
the mouth is like it doesn't. I don't know. Yeah,
when I used to work at a cigar store, was like,
I mean, I just kept smoking them, so it didn't Yeah,
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but there was no way, I mean, even if I
didn't smoke a cigar at work at this, at the
cigar store where I worked in college, you could smoke
in the store and so there was no you just
I just had work clothes. There was just no way
not to yeah, you know, but yeah, I didn't get
into that. But he had like all kinds of food.
It was a nice wedding. I just saw a lot
of a lot of lazy ass people show up just
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for the drinking and the food. And they don't. They
don't really care about the ceremony. I didn't like them.
I didn't like that seven thousand degrees in this church too,
because these old ass churches like this one was on
the I guess it was on the west side, and
it was just I mean, the church had been there
because everything's built around it. The church is probably one
hundred years old. I have no idea, but there's no
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air conditioning in this church, and there was no air
movement either.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
So you should be thankful that seven hundred people didn't
show up to this wedding.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
They don't want to think everybody should have had to suffer,
like I got right.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
You have to work for the free meal.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Do I think it's like that's the special part the
reception is not the no, the father of the bride
and they play a Vichy levels or whatever. Shut the
fuck up. That's not like that will never happen in
my wedding, by the way, that will never ever, Oh
my god, no ever, ever, ever, ever, ever ever happened.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
What announcing like the bridal party, like.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
You know, can I your wedding? Can I know there
will be no we're not doing that. We don't do right,
the introduce the.
Speaker 6 (05:58):
Commaal, the gentleman on your feet, hype man.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
But someone to organize and announce what's going on.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
You have to announce everybody this.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Is You're just gonna get a random persons in up
and start talking like yours. What you're doing the name.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Is, Yeah, you don't have somebody tell them who they are.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
How about everybody I invite to a wedding is going
to know who these people are anyway? Exactly like, I'm
not going to invite people who don't know who my history.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
If you can get out of your wheelchair, please, it's.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Very Yeah, yeah, that's about right. I'm just you might
when it went out, says you wheel my coffin out?
Oh my god, dead body. I don't know. Look, whatever
you do, whatever you like at your wedding, whatever makes
you happy. I'm not here to judge. I don't like
that cheesy ship. I don't like Then and then they
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come out and they do like a little routine, you know,
like like a quiregraph dance or like some sort of like.
Speaker 5 (06:59):
The do so many something random dude, I'm like, what
do you want to do the fish hook thing, you know, like,
oh my god, one time one of them picked me
up and my axe was so pissed.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
He's like, I have to just watch him carry you.
I'm like, we're walking together in a wedding. It's fine.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
I don't like.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
I don't like that kind of yat girl me either.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
I feel like I would want a band at my
wedding too. I feel like i'd want a band.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
Huh, but you like your little e d MS.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
No I do, but yeah, rock band, you would like it.
He'd be drunk, I had good liquor at my things.
I would get a band and played all kinds of
I don't know. I think I want to. I'm not
getting married. You are, he doesn't.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Really think so.
Speaker 6 (07:43):
I have hope from him for him and myself.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
You must be new here everyone.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
But not marriage. I just don't think he's getting married.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
I'm not. I'm not I'm not trying. I don't think
I'm trying to get married. That's the funny thing is
that people see you get to a certain age and
it's like, and I think it's very worse for women,
but you get to a certain age and it's like
we'll find someone someday. It's like, fuck you, I'm not
even looking like I'm literally doing absolutely nothing right now
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to find a wife. I just like I'm doing zero
things to find a wife, and I'll be fine. I
would love to find a partner if and if she
wants to get married, fine, but like I'd also be okay.
It's nothing to do with commitment. It's nothing to do.
You can have a ring. I just don't at this point,
see the point unless there's kids involved. I don't know
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because if I, I mean, if you don't believe that
I'm if I commit to you and you don't believe
that means something looking at my track record, then I
don't know what else to tell you, because I'm not.
I haven't been a guy who's serious with a lot
of women. So if I were, I would think that
should mean something. Yeah, And I don't think that people
getting married changes their commitment level. In fact, we know
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that it doesn't.
Speaker 6 (08:55):
Right, But that piece of paper is important. Why Because
I need to be able to pick up the socks
at the funeral, and I can't do that if I'm
just your girlfriend or your partner or your homie that's
been living with you or living across the street from you,
or are you going to do it?
Speaker 4 (09:09):
But like, yeah, the paper means.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Something after a certain point.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
No, no, no, I researched the law of the statue
and everything.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Before the person live starts paying for my school loans.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
What are you going to say?
Speaker 3 (09:30):
No, I was going to ask a real question, like
like as opposed to.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
Writers get back to work. I was just just kidding.
I was just gonna ask, like, for the piece of.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Paper write the marriage thing, because I am excited to
get married.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
But and I said this before. One thing about me.
Everyone here in this room knows it.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
I get excited about stuff and then when it's time
to do it, I'm like, oh, you know what I mean.
I'm like, oh, and I'm excited to get married, but like,
am I a little nervous and scared?
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:57):
I think that's normal. I don't think that's so uncommon.
So my question is, like, what does that piece of
paper really change? Because I've been thinking very hard about this.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Apparently it changes a lot.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
I still can't find it what has been will be
different insurance.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
But I'm talking, I'm talking, I'm talking psychologically. I'm not
even talking about the taxes, and I'm just mean, what,
for whatever reason, it shifts people's mentalities. And I don't
know why, because how many people do you know? Most
people I know who are now divorced lived together before
they got married. They were happy. And I don't know
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if they hadn't gotten married, if they still wouldn't have
broken up. I don't know. But I mean there are
people who've lived together for like a decade and everything's fine,
and they decide to get married and it's done two
years later, and you're like, how how sway? Nothing changed?
You literally went back to the same house, the same bed,
the same toaster and blender, the same job. All you
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did was get married. And I think it focks of
people's psychologically. I really did agree with.
Speaker 6 (11:01):
That, because I think sometimes when you're not married, you
have something to look forward to, like you're looking forward
to this marriage, and sometimes you put unrealistic like expectations
on what's going to happen when you finally get married,
and when you do and nothing changes, it's like, it's
like my eye is blown.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
You know what I'm saying, Well, yeah, yeah, And for
the people who are like, well it just you know,
it solidifies the commitment. It's like, well, okay, sure, but
I don't it. I don't know that many people anymore
who are like, well, we're married, so we definitely can't
get divorced. I think most people will just get a
divorce if they're not happy. So I don't know that
I think it it even does that. Yeah, I mean,
(11:37):
if I don't know, it's how about is we don't
I don't know that. I think getting married should necessarily
give people the security they think that it's going to.
In fact, I wonder if that's not why people don't
get divorced. It's because, oh, we're married, so it's so
I don't have to try anymore because it's over, because
no one's going anywhere because we're married. That's what it is,
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and it's going to be a pain in the ass
to break it all up. And I'm not necessarily saying
that everybody should wake up every day wondering, because we're
not married, is this person gonna leave? But like, I
don't if that's the way you look at it, I
guess I don't know that getting married is going to
change that. No, not anymore. I mean my grandparents maybe
when they were young, and so I think people took
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it more seriously and it was a commitment you didn't
get out of. And it was also I think a right.
It was just what you did, right. I mean, you know,
previous generations, you went to high school, you met somebody,
maybe you went to college, maybe you didn't, but you
met someone young, you married them, and you started having
kids and that's what you did and you didn't get divorced.
That's what people did. That is not what people do anymore,
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Nor do I think it's what you should have to
do in order to do all the things that you
want to do. But I don't know. I just I
don't necessarily get it. And I don't know a lot
of happy married people, and I don't know why that is.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
Yeah, it's really sad.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
I know some I just don't know as many as
you might you might think, And I can I talk
to my parents about I talked to other people while
they're the logic behind getting married, and most of it's well,
it's more secure, and I don't think that's true. In fact,
if anything, it seems to be less secure because something
shifts in people. I don't know what you're.
Speaker 5 (13:12):
Choosing to stay when you're not like legally bound every
day you're making that choice.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Right, Yeah, I guess that's what I'm saying, is I
And I guess you know again to say, well, there's
risk there because they can just leave. They can just
leave anyway, right, you know, and they will. So that
has something to do with marriage. That has to do
with I think people's propensity to commit to things and
work for things. Right.
Speaker 5 (13:33):
Also, if they want to leave, they should be able
to leave, you know what I mean. I don't want
to hear Yeah, I don't have my answer.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
I just think you get to a certain point. I'm
at a certain point in my life where it's like
I don't know. If that person wants to do it,
and that's what we decide to do, then fine. But
I'm not twenty, you know, I'm I've got stuff now,
that's I've got, you know, I've built a career and savings,
and I don't you start getting married then you got
to start there's prenups and before long it's like, this
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is why are we doing all this? I don't know.
And a lot of people at this point that I
would meet have been married before, and so you know,
I know, it's not. I don't judge them for that.
But then I also kind of wonder, like, I've never
been married, so do I really want to be the
second person that everybody comes out for. I don't know.
I mean, I guess it's kind of whatever. It's it's whatever,
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whatever works for you. But if you believe somehow that
that you get married and somehow the commitments stronger or unbreakable,
that's not true.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
Yeah, that's a weird fake flux because that's not true
at all. I only have one marriage in me, though.
I know last time you were like, you see me
getting remarried if I ever was to, But I think
I only have one in me, and then after that
it's just I'm outside indefinitely, Like.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
When that's it for the rest of my life, you.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Know, masally, the people who get married multiple times twice,
I get it. I can understand that you believe in
marriage and you want you want to make that commitment,
and maybe it's a spiritual thing for you, and people
make a mistake sometimes or they rush to it, or
I get the trial marriage, I get fucking up the
first round, and I can get I can see getting remarried,
but when we're doing this three, four, five times? At
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what point is it like, this isn't any longer what
it's supposed to be, if that makes sense. And I
don't know. It's like my I know people who've gotten
married four or five times and it's like, Okay, at
what point is it? Like I thought that, I don't know,
at what point does it no longer have the meaning
it once did?
Speaker 5 (15:28):
Yeah, some people are just like relationship addicts love addicts.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
Well, then well, you know, I've got.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
A dress, say times, I think if we're looking at
the three four, I think we're looking at four, why
are we getting married?
Speaker 5 (15:40):
We all know those people though, who you could jump
into anything and act like they're in love and for
the first time ever and the birds are singing, and
you know, it's like we have to do this, and
then two months.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
Later they're like, oh fuck there.
Speaker 5 (15:51):
Too. Yeah. I just can't ever think like whenever somebody
is like super pro marriage, I'm like think in your head,
I'm like, is there anyone in your life that you
look at their marriage and go I want that exact marriage?
And everyone always trips up on that question because it's
really hard to find a happily married. I mean, obviously
new or married people are super happy, but there's not.
Speaker 4 (16:09):
Very many marriages I look at and go that would
be fun.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Well, And I don't want people to listen to this
and then write me a note and go. You know,
I'm not telling you what to do, and whatever works
for you is fine. It just for me as I'm
too logical about a lot of things, and I just
at some point I'm like, Okay, how about we just
be in love and you know, and and we don't
have to do this whole thing, because if you listen
to like like at this wedding, if you listen to
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the sermon and you listen to the words that you're exchanging,
it's designed to be done once, right, I mean, how
many times do you do you swear to a lifelong
commitment before you know, having the previous ones not worked out.
And again, don't at me. If you've been married once
and it was the guy, guy or girl turned out
to be deceptive or they stole from you, or they
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were abusive, or it just didn't work, or you made
a mistake or you were too young, no judgment, get
married again. I'm just saying we started getting into four
or five times, and I'm like, wait a minute, how
many times am I going to commit to life to
somebody before this is? I don't think you, I don't
believe you mean right, But whatever works. I guess what
was I going to talk about? I wasn't going to
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talk about weddings? Well damn, oh what okay? This was
what I was going to talk about. These are this
survey came out today. This is the stuff that people
apparently think about while having sex, and, believe it or not,
it's a lot of it has nothing to do with
the person that you're having sex with. Most people admit
to thinking about all kinds of other stuff. What Over
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a third of adults to fantasize about having sex with
someone else while doing the deed with their partner, and
the majority admit their minds wander to unsexy places. The
most common sex thoughts are about household chores that need
to be done, what they're having for their next meal,
their favorite TV show or movie, what's going on at
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Over a quarter of men confessed to having daydreamed about
their favorite sports teams. Eighty percent say they've contemplated how
good the sex really is when it's happening. Over half
confessed to considering the things they wish their partner would do,
and half asked themselves when is this going to be over?
Another quarter of adults ass said they were unhappy with
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their sex lives. Eleven percent of people eighteen to twenty
four admitted to feeling unfulfilled in the bedroom. Well, the
reason I think eleven percent of eighteen to twenty four
year olds are saying they're unfulfilled is because they don't.
I think at eleven, at twenty four or eighteen to eleven,
I was like, wait, what eleven percent eighteen to twenty four,
I don't know that you. I don't know that you
would even know what's good at twenty four. I think
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if you're getting if you're getting rocked and your partner's
getting rocked at twenty something years old, early twenties, I
think you're very fortunate because I don't. I don't think
we have the maturity or the confidence or the experience
in most cases to even know what we want. And
that's isn't that like the biggest thing? Like if you
can't articulate to me what you want, then how the
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hell am I supposed to know? How to do it. Yeah,
so I think that's probably why that percentage is so low.
I would imagine people in their thirties and forties, if
they're with a partner who get who they connect with.
I would imagine that they would evaluate sex as being
better I hope. But then again, you've got people who've
been having sex with the same person for twenty thirty years,
and they probably wouldn't say it's better, right, because again
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I don't I would imagine that it's hard. I wouldn't know,
but I would guess having sex with the same person
for thirty years, it's tough to reinvent that every time
or make it new and fresh and whatever else. Yeah,
what do you guys think? Do you guys think about
anything other than your partner who you're with. I mean,
I've thought about like bad stuff to try not to come.
Speaker 4 (19:45):
Oh oh, like what what do you think of?
Speaker 1 (19:47):
And I've read scientifically that doesn't work, but it does
just gross stuff. I've just thought only disgusting things like
what the But there's a point of no return, Like
if I don't think of it, you know, guys know
what I'm talking about. There's a point where I can't
like it's not stopping, you know what I mean, Like
you're trying, you're trying to like extend it, and then
you get to a certain point where you're like, I
it doesn't matter three two one, sorry, you know, detonation.
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What have I I thought about? Roadkill? Oh? I thought
about like old teachers, just just just sexy things, which
is crammy because like here I am like fucking like
this is supposed to be really I'm supposed to be
thinking about this. But the problem is if it's really exciting,
then you know it won't last very long. So then
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I find myself thinking about something else to try and
extend it.
Speaker 5 (20:38):
I saw a TikTok where a guy goes, what do
you think girls think about when they're not trying to come?
And I'm about to do it and go no, nothing,
we don't try to do We literally.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Don't do that.
Speaker 4 (20:49):
We don't have that problem. So if it's coming, it's coming.
I don't care.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
I mean, even if you love somebody, are you ever
like not really feeling it? But they are feeling it,
so you're like, go ahead, yes, but you're really thinking
about one of these other things? Yes, how of any
you think that happens.
Speaker 5 (21:06):
Pretty often, probably, yeah, in a relationship, and sometimes one
once it the other doesn't.
Speaker 4 (21:11):
Then you got to just do it for them, you
know one.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
And none of this surprises me though I can see
people thinking about all kinds of stuff. Yeah, if they've
been doing it for that long, why.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
Rather hobby think about you know, his taxes or something
than his eggs or like another woman? Right?
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Oh, I think that's bad. I think that's real bad.
Speaker 5 (21:30):
Better I haven't ever done. And that makes me really
really sad to be sick and sad. Like maybe you
could see something that you thought was hot on a
show and like think of that or try to do that.
But that makes me bombed that I could be fucking
someone and they're thinking about you know, Sally down the street.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Do you guys, I got a question? Or do you
ever think about an unhealthy relationship? Do you ever think
about that person when you're doing it to yourself, like
when you're on your own, Because my mind will go
all kinds of different places if I'm trying to use
like a per no experience, and a lot of times
it's a memory of a not that great person that
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for some reason still does it for me. Because they
were great to look at naked, or they were fun
in bed or whatever. I don't do that when I'm
in a relationship, but like, it's amazing to me that
there are people who, like, if I saw them, I
would WinCE like, ugh, like I'm disgusted by you if
I saw you. But for some reason, if I'm alone
and I'm looking for motivation, then I.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
Go there, Yeah I've done that.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Yeah it's okay. I feel better now.
Speaker 5 (22:27):
Yeah, I mean obviously, like there's you remember, like the
better times, you know, the better times of sex.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
Right well, now, Unfortunately, that tends to be a There
tends to be a correlation sometimes between unhealthy people and
great sex. I wish it weren't that way, I agree,
but it does tend to be that way. Like the
people that really really put it on you sometimes, I
think I think a lot of it's fueled by the
instability or the toxicity or the emotion, the wrong kind
(22:55):
of emotion that that fuels that the good feeling, and
it's like damn it. And I'm not saying that, I'm
not saying that healthy relationships. I've not had good sex
and healthy relationships, but I've definitely had good sex in
very unhealthy relationships and it's like damn it, Like why
can't your stank ass be nice anyway? So, trying to
(23:20):
think about your favorite sports.
Speaker 5 (23:21):
Team, like if you had it, really sports have been
on the TV and I'm like, no, no, no, We're
turning this off before we start those because I know
your ass is going to be looking at that sports
game whatever it is, football game.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Sude. If I'm watching TV while I'm banging, we have
a problem.
Speaker 7 (23:37):
I remember somebody was going to be traded and it
was like a big thing, and like someone was going
to be traded or we were trying to figure out
which NBA player was going somewhere, and I'm like, I
don't care if he gets traded.
Speaker 4 (23:48):
We are turning the DV off right now.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
I do remember one time, I think it was I
think it was when Michael Jackson. No, we couldn't when
Michael Jackson.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
Died, okay till like two thousand and nine.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
That was like in the afternoon.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
It was in the afternoon and I had a girl
at my house and we were laying in bed watching
the coverage and I'm like, this is sad. She's like yeah.
I'm like well, fuck, let's fuck. Oh, turn the TV
off and fucked.
Speaker 5 (24:12):
All right, there's not a time where you guys really
ever don't want to fuck.
Speaker 4 (24:16):
I feel like, even after.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Something like yeah, I'm like this is depressing, she's like, yeah,
let's do something not depressing. She's like, okay, I.
Speaker 5 (24:27):
Mean, there was just that study that all these dudes
are being condoms of funerals. Like I feel like, it's
never not time to fuck for y'all's.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
I love that. That's an old school what's the movie
where he oh no, it's uh, watch the wedding crash
Wedding crashes where they they transfer over to funerals. Funerals, Yeah,
because people like women are sad and vulnerable these things.
I can't say I've ever gotten laid at the funeral.
Speaker 6 (24:52):
I know.
Speaker 5 (24:53):
I was watching Yellowstone, like just one episode and on
the TV it was like the guy's wife just died
or something, and she the woman, came out wearing a robe.
He was so super mad. But then they started having
sex and I was like, dad, what the fuck? So
I was watching my dad and he's like, dudes are
just different. I'm like, I guess, so, like, yeah, your
wife is gone, let's fuck.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
I think it's our ability to just compartmentalize. Yeah, I
mean yeah, I think I think dudes can just like
just shut it off like you guys, I think. I
know it's cliche and maybe not fair, but I think
you guys have to have more of the And this
is obviously a stereotype but probably more true than not.
But like you guys have to have the emotional connection.
(25:33):
I think men can just fuck right. We can just
look at something visually and be like, yeah, this this will.
Speaker 4 (25:38):
Do I want to fuck it.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Yeah. Yeah, there's a.
Speaker 5 (25:41):
Hole I'm happy for you, which warm with me, curl
up inside.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Yeah, okay. I mean I hate to be that guy
who's like, well, women are emotional and men are because
I know there are exceptions, but I think for the
most part.
Speaker 4 (25:55):
I think that's scientific.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Like I think I think you're right, But I hate
to be the guy, you know, because I don't want
to be that man who was like, well, women and
their emotions, Like, that's not what I you know.
Speaker 4 (26:02):
I think it's true.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
I don't mean that, but yeah, it's it's nice. It's
nice to be able to get in where you fit
in when you tell us yeah, same I recommend it.
Speaker 4 (26:11):
I'm gonna. I mean, I'll try try my best.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Yeah, no doubt. Please to be thoughtful about it.
Speaker 4 (26:17):
God only was that.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Powerful mind over matter. Anyway, we'll just just hope that
Hobby's not watching the game. You know what game? Yeah,
that's the big game doing it. If he ever like
turns you around, like towards the TV, he's got.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
He's got a good because he's got this promise.
Speaker 5 (26:35):
You can just watch.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
They can both watch at the same time.
Speaker 4 (26:37):
You know, that's what we do. It's how you watch
the game.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
I think you can do other things.
Speaker 5 (26:42):
Oh my god, speaking of picturing things, now I'm seeing it.
Speaker 4 (26:48):
I literally see it.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
There's a couple options when let me draw you a picture. Okay.
Oh poor Jess. Every time, every time Rufy wants to
do doggies, she's like, oh no, God.
Speaker 4 (27:04):
What superhero movie? Do I have to watch Marvels on again?
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Alright, guys, there's the tan. Have a nice day. Thanks
for listening.
A lot of people will agree with you guys on
this wedding thing that we were talking about on the
show that you I think you should go. You should
plan to go to the ceremony and the reception at
a wedding. I think that's polite. But a lot of
people are saying, you don't have to do both. You
can just go to the you can just go to
the reception. I think that's like, that's lazy. But I
(00:20):
don't know, a lot of you guys say I'm wrong,
So well, so be a let's suit the tangent, shall we.
It's the tangent with the bread show.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Giving me all we couldn't talk about on air.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Yeah, I don't know. Since Fred you should go to
a Polish wedding, that was one of the texts. Yeah, no,
I you know, I don't think I've ever been to
a true, true Eastern European wedding. Really. I've been to
Muslim weddings. I've been to various different traditions I suppose
or where the ethnicity or the heritage was, you know,
(00:53):
very present, yes, but I've never been to like one
of the Because I remember when I first moved here
to Chicago, a long time ago, they made us do
Angie and me. They made us attend a gun buy
back at a Polish church somewhere, and I don't know
where the hell. We were on the south side somewhere.
Literally the city was buying guns back. Oh yeah, And
(01:14):
for some reason it was like, come on down, it's
Fred and Angie at the gun buy back, and like
people were showing up with rifles in like plastic bags
and handing them over to the police. I don't know
what we were doing, but I was shocked to learn
in the basement of this church was a full on
bar like reception hall and bar like a bar in
(01:35):
the church. Yes, and I'm like, what is that?
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Two things polisheople don't play about is God and their liquor.
I'm being very honest, ask any Polish person, But yeah,
I think that's like really old school, because all the
churches in Pilsen before that became a very Mexican neighborhood.
Is extreme, it was extremely Eastern European, right, so was like,
what is it Polish? What's the other one next to it?
Speaker 4 (01:56):
I'm gonna like lose.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
The public.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
At that time with a lot of like Czech people, right,
so they live there. They built that community, and all
those churches have bars downstairs.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Party to me, because because you would you know, you
might get married there and then have or sadly, you
might have a funeral there or something and then they
have like the reception downstairs in the in the church.
It's all right there. I mean, it makes sense, but
I was just shocked to see a full bar. Yeah,
like it looked like a like a dive bar in
the bottom of the church. And I'm like, this is
the best church ever.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Yeah, they're smart, they would use that like on the
weekends or something.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Yeah, but I was I was shocked by that. But
what is it? And it's is that as a ray you're.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
Talking about cinnova?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
How do you say it? Or though, like I guess
a lot of these they'll put it on every table,
and like I just there's just a lot of debauchery
going on at these things. And I've never really attended
anything quite like that.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Yeah, you tell that, my family will We don't really
drink that.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
I think we're like vodka people, which I don't know
if that's even Polish or technically maybe it's Russian.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
I'm not sure.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Times where you're from, but that Citrinova. Whatever your neighbor
makes it right.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
And and we have our block party this weekend and
I'm gonna be.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Yeah, we've heard about Roof. You think he's loud, Now
wait till you get somebody. But yeah, I did go
to the wedding over the weekend and I wasn't going
to get into it, but I left alone. I'm just
gonna put it there. It was just I just.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Come give us a little more.
Speaker 5 (03:25):
Daddy.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
It says you were there pretty late. You left after
Ben did.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
I did. I did. It was a nice wedding. I
give the guy credit. You know, Ben did a good
job of Ben and Naomi did a good job. But
there was like he's he's a cigar guy, and there
was like an outdoor section and a cigar station and stuff.
I didn't smoke one because you know the problem with
that is it's great at the time and then the
next morning you wake up like a squirrel ship in
your mouth, you know it like it tastes terrible. I
(03:51):
love cigars, like I really do, but I don't love
the aftermath. I don't love Like that's a comparison right there, right, No,
it's same with smoking a cigarette. But cigars, cigarettes I
think are actually worse because there's so much crap in them.
Cigars are a little better because there's not much Yeah,
and I think they're less, like there's less chemicals maybe,
(04:13):
and some cigars, but it still tastes like your mouth
tastes like an ashtray. It doesn't matter how many times
it takes, like a good day or two to get
that out of your mouth. Even if you shower, you
could get the smell off of you pretty quickly, but
the mouth is like it doesn't. I don't know. Yeah,
when I used to work at a cigar store, was like,
I mean, I just kept smoking them, so it didn't Yeah,
(04:34):
but there was no way, I mean, even if I
didn't smoke a cigar at work at this, at the
cigar store where I worked in college, you could smoke
in the store and so there was no you just
I just had work clothes. There was just no way
not to yeah, you know, but yeah, I didn't get
into that. But he had like all kinds of food.
It was a nice wedding. I just saw a lot
of a lot of lazy ass people show up just
(04:54):
for the drinking and the food. And they don't. They
don't really care about the ceremony. I didn't like them.
I didn't like that seven thousand degrees in this church too,
because these old ass churches like this one was on
the I guess it was on the west side, and
it was just I mean, the church had been there
because everything's built around it. The church is probably one
hundred years old. I have no idea, but there's no
(05:15):
air conditioning in this church, and there was no air
movement either.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
So you should be thankful that seven hundred people didn't
show up to this wedding.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
They don't want to think everybody should have had to suffer,
like I got right.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
You have to work for the free meal.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Do I think it's like that's the special part the
reception is not the no, the father of the bride
and they play a Vichy levels or whatever. Shut the
fuck up. That's not like that will never happen in
my wedding, by the way, that will never ever, Oh
my god, no ever, ever, ever, ever, ever ever happened.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
What announcing like the bridal party, like.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
You know, can I your wedding? Can I know there
will be no we're not doing that. We don't do right,
the introduce the.
Speaker 6 (05:58):
Commaal, the gentleman on your feet, hype man.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
But someone to organize and announce what's going on.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
You have to announce everybody this.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Is You're just gonna get a random persons in up
and start talking like yours. What you're doing the name.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Is, Yeah, you don't have somebody tell them who they are.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
How about everybody I invite to a wedding is going
to know who these people are anyway? Exactly like, I'm
not going to invite people who don't know who my history.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
If you can get out of your wheelchair, please, it's.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Very Yeah, yeah, that's about right. I'm just you might
when it went out, says you wheel my coffin out?
Oh my god, dead body. I don't know. Look, whatever
you do, whatever you like at your wedding, whatever makes
you happy. I'm not here to judge. I don't like
that cheesy ship. I don't like Then and then they
(06:53):
come out and they do like a little routine, you know,
like like a quiregraph dance or like some sort of like.
Speaker 5 (06:59):
The do so many something random dude, I'm like, what
do you want to do the fish hook thing, you know, like,
oh my god, one time one of them picked me
up and my axe was so pissed.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
He's like, I have to just watch him carry you.
I'm like, we're walking together in a wedding. It's fine.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
I don't like.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
I don't like that kind of yat girl me either.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
I feel like I would want a band at my
wedding too. I feel like i'd want a band.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
Huh, but you like your little e d MS.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
No I do, but yeah, rock band, you would like it.
He'd be drunk, I had good liquor at my things.
I would get a band and played all kinds of
I don't know. I think I want to. I'm not
getting married. You are, he doesn't.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Really think so.
Speaker 6 (07:43):
I have hope from him for him and myself.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
You must be new here everyone.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
But not marriage. I just don't think he's getting married.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
I'm not. I'm not I'm not trying. I don't think
I'm trying to get married. That's the funny thing is
that people see you get to a certain age and
it's like, and I think it's very worse for women,
but you get to a certain age and it's like
we'll find someone someday. It's like, fuck you, I'm not
even looking like I'm literally doing absolutely nothing right now
(08:13):
to find a wife. I just like I'm doing zero
things to find a wife, and I'll be fine. I
would love to find a partner if and if she
wants to get married, fine, but like I'd also be okay.
It's nothing to do with commitment. It's nothing to do.
You can have a ring. I just don't at this point,
see the point unless there's kids involved. I don't know
(08:34):
because if I, I mean, if you don't believe that
I'm if I commit to you and you don't believe
that means something looking at my track record, then I
don't know what else to tell you, because I'm not.
I haven't been a guy who's serious with a lot
of women. So if I were, I would think that
should mean something. Yeah, And I don't think that people
getting married changes their commitment level. In fact, we know
(08:54):
that it doesn't.
Speaker 6 (08:55):
Right, But that piece of paper is important. Why Because
I need to be able to pick up the socks
at the funeral, and I can't do that if I'm
just your girlfriend or your partner or your homie that's
been living with you or living across the street from you,
or are you going to do it?
Speaker 4 (09:09):
But like, yeah, the paper means.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Something after a certain point.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
No, no, no, I researched the law of the statue
and everything.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Before the person live starts paying for my school loans.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
What are you going to say?
Speaker 3 (09:30):
No, I was going to ask a real question, like
like as opposed to.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
Writers get back to work. I was just just kidding.
I was just gonna ask, like, for the piece of.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Paper write the marriage thing, because I am excited to
get married.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
But and I said this before. One thing about me.
Everyone here in this room knows it.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
I get excited about stuff and then when it's time
to do it, I'm like, oh, you know what I mean.
I'm like, oh, and I'm excited to get married, but like,
am I a little nervous and scared?
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:57):
I think that's normal. I don't think that's so uncommon.
So my question is, like, what does that piece of
paper really change? Because I've been thinking very hard about this.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Apparently it changes a lot.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
I still can't find it what has been will be
different insurance.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
But I'm talking, I'm talking, I'm talking psychologically. I'm not
even talking about the taxes, and I'm just mean, what,
for whatever reason, it shifts people's mentalities. And I don't
know why, because how many people do you know? Most
people I know who are now divorced lived together before
they got married. They were happy. And I don't know
(10:35):
if they hadn't gotten married, if they still wouldn't have
broken up. I don't know. But I mean there are
people who've lived together for like a decade and everything's fine,
and they decide to get married and it's done two
years later, and you're like, how how sway? Nothing changed?
You literally went back to the same house, the same bed,
the same toaster and blender, the same job. All you
(10:56):
did was get married. And I think it focks of
people's psychologically. I really did agree with.
Speaker 6 (11:01):
That, because I think sometimes when you're not married, you
have something to look forward to, like you're looking forward
to this marriage, and sometimes you put unrealistic like expectations
on what's going to happen when you finally get married,
and when you do and nothing changes, it's like, it's
like my eye is blown.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
You know what I'm saying, Well, yeah, yeah, And for
the people who are like, well it just you know,
it solidifies the commitment. It's like, well, okay, sure, but
I don't it. I don't know that many people anymore
who are like, well, we're married, so we definitely can't
get divorced. I think most people will just get a
divorce if they're not happy. So I don't know that
I think it it even does that. Yeah, I mean,
(11:37):
if I don't know, it's how about is we don't
I don't know that. I think getting married should necessarily
give people the security they think that it's going to.
In fact, I wonder if that's not why people don't
get divorced. It's because, oh, we're married, so it's so
I don't have to try anymore because it's over, because
no one's going anywhere because we're married. That's what it is,
(11:58):
and it's going to be a pain in the ass
to break it all up. And I'm not necessarily saying
that everybody should wake up every day wondering, because we're
not married, is this person gonna leave? But like, I
don't if that's the way you look at it, I
guess I don't know that getting married is going to
change that. No, not anymore. I mean my grandparents maybe
when they were young, and so I think people took
(12:18):
it more seriously and it was a commitment you didn't
get out of. And it was also I think a right.
It was just what you did, right. I mean, you know,
previous generations, you went to high school, you met somebody,
maybe you went to college, maybe you didn't, but you
met someone young, you married them, and you started having
kids and that's what you did and you didn't get divorced.
That's what people did. That is not what people do anymore,
(12:38):
Nor do I think it's what you should have to
do in order to do all the things that you
want to do. But I don't know. I just I
don't necessarily get it. And I don't know a lot
of happy married people, and I don't know why that is.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
Yeah, it's really sad.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
I know some I just don't know as many as
you might you might think, And I can I talk
to my parents about I talked to other people while
they're the logic behind getting married, and most of it's well,
it's more secure, and I don't think that's true. In fact,
if anything, it seems to be less secure because something
shifts in people. I don't know what you're.
Speaker 5 (13:12):
Choosing to stay when you're not like legally bound every
day you're making that choice.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Right, Yeah, I guess that's what I'm saying, is I
And I guess you know again to say, well, there's
risk there because they can just leave. They can just
leave anyway, right, you know, and they will. So that
has something to do with marriage. That has to do
with I think people's propensity to commit to things and
work for things. Right.
Speaker 5 (13:33):
Also, if they want to leave, they should be able
to leave, you know what I mean. I don't want
to hear Yeah, I don't have my answer.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
I just think you get to a certain point. I'm
at a certain point in my life where it's like
I don't know. If that person wants to do it,
and that's what we decide to do, then fine. But
I'm not twenty, you know, I'm I've got stuff now,
that's I've got, you know, I've built a career and savings,
and I don't you start getting married then you got
to start there's prenups and before long it's like, this
(14:03):
is why are we doing all this? I don't know.
And a lot of people at this point that I
would meet have been married before, and so you know,
I know, it's not. I don't judge them for that.
But then I also kind of wonder, like, I've never
been married, so do I really want to be the
second person that everybody comes out for. I don't know.
I mean, I guess it's kind of whatever. It's it's whatever,
(14:24):
whatever works for you. But if you believe somehow that
that you get married and somehow the commitments stronger or unbreakable,
that's not true.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
Yeah, that's a weird fake flux because that's not true
at all. I only have one marriage in me, though.
I know last time you were like, you see me
getting remarried if I ever was to, But I think
I only have one in me, and then after that
it's just I'm outside indefinitely, Like.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
When that's it for the rest of my life, you.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Know, masally, the people who get married multiple times twice,
I get it. I can understand that you believe in
marriage and you want you want to make that commitment,
and maybe it's a spiritual thing for you, and people
make a mistake sometimes or they rush to it, or
I get the trial marriage, I get fucking up the
first round, and I can get I can see getting remarried,
but when we're doing this three, four, five times? At
(15:08):
what point is it like, this isn't any longer what
it's supposed to be, if that makes sense. And I
don't know. It's like my I know people who've gotten
married four or five times and it's like, Okay, at
what point is it? Like I thought that, I don't know,
at what point does it no longer have the meaning
it once did?
Speaker 5 (15:28):
Yeah, some people are just like relationship addicts love addicts.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
Well, then well, you know, I've got.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
A dress, say times, I think if we're looking at
the three four, I think we're looking at four, why
are we getting married?
Speaker 5 (15:40):
We all know those people though, who you could jump
into anything and act like they're in love and for
the first time ever and the birds are singing, and
you know, it's like we have to do this, and
then two months.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
Later they're like, oh fuck there.
Speaker 5 (15:51):
Too. Yeah. I just can't ever think like whenever somebody
is like super pro marriage, I'm like think in your head,
I'm like, is there anyone in your life that you
look at their marriage and go I want that exact marriage?
And everyone always trips up on that question because it's
really hard to find a happily married. I mean, obviously
new or married people are super happy, but there's not.
Speaker 4 (16:09):
Very many marriages I look at and go that would
be fun.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Well, And I don't want people to listen to this
and then write me a note and go. You know,
I'm not telling you what to do, and whatever works
for you is fine. It just for me as I'm
too logical about a lot of things, and I just
at some point I'm like, Okay, how about we just
be in love and you know, and and we don't
have to do this whole thing, because if you listen
to like like at this wedding, if you listen to
(16:34):
the sermon and you listen to the words that you're exchanging,
it's designed to be done once, right, I mean, how
many times do you do you swear to a lifelong
commitment before you know, having the previous ones not worked out.
And again, don't at me. If you've been married once
and it was the guy, guy or girl turned out
to be deceptive or they stole from you, or they
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were abusive, or it just didn't work, or you made
a mistake or you were too young, no judgment, get
married again. I'm just saying we started getting into four
or five times, and I'm like, wait a minute, how
many times am I going to commit to life to
somebody before this is? I don't think you, I don't
believe you mean right, But whatever works. I guess what
was I going to talk about? I wasn't going to
(17:17):
talk about weddings? Well damn, oh what okay? This was
what I was going to talk about. These are this
survey came out today. This is the stuff that people
apparently think about while having sex, and, believe it or not,
it's a lot of it has nothing to do with
the person that you're having sex with. Most people admit
to thinking about all kinds of other stuff. What Over
(17:40):
a third of adults to fantasize about having sex with
someone else while doing the deed with their partner, and
the majority admit their minds wander to unsexy places. The
most common sex thoughts are about household chores that need
to be done, what they're having for their next meal,
their favorite TV show or movie, what's going on at
(18:01):
Over a quarter of men confessed to having daydreamed about
their favorite sports teams. Eighty percent say they've contemplated how
good the sex really is when it's happening. Over half
confessed to considering the things they wish their partner would do,
and half asked themselves when is this going to be over?
Another quarter of adults ass said they were unhappy with
(18:23):
their sex lives. Eleven percent of people eighteen to twenty
four admitted to feeling unfulfilled in the bedroom. Well, the
reason I think eleven percent of eighteen to twenty four
year olds are saying they're unfulfilled is because they don't.
I think at eleven, at twenty four or eighteen to eleven,
I was like, wait, what eleven percent eighteen to twenty four,
I don't know that you. I don't know that you
would even know what's good at twenty four. I think
(18:44):
if you're getting if you're getting rocked and your partner's
getting rocked at twenty something years old, early twenties, I
think you're very fortunate because I don't. I don't think
we have the maturity or the confidence or the experience
in most cases to even know what we want. And
that's isn't that like the biggest thing? Like if you
can't articulate to me what you want, then how the
(19:06):
hell am I supposed to know? How to do it. Yeah,
so I think that's probably why that percentage is so low.
I would imagine people in their thirties and forties, if
they're with a partner who get who they connect with.
I would imagine that they would evaluate sex as being
better I hope. But then again, you've got people who've
been having sex with the same person for twenty thirty years,
and they probably wouldn't say it's better, right, because again
(19:27):
I don't I would imagine that it's hard. I wouldn't know,
but I would guess having sex with the same person
for thirty years, it's tough to reinvent that every time
or make it new and fresh and whatever else. Yeah,
what do you guys think? Do you guys think about
anything other than your partner who you're with. I mean,
I've thought about like bad stuff to try not to come.
Speaker 4 (19:45):
Oh oh, like what what do you think of?
Speaker 1 (19:47):
And I've read scientifically that doesn't work, but it does
just gross stuff. I've just thought only disgusting things like
what the But there's a point of no return, Like
if I don't think of it, you know, guys know
what I'm talking about. There's a point where I can't
like it's not stopping, you know what I mean, Like
you're trying, you're trying to like extend it, and then
you get to a certain point where you're like, I
it doesn't matter three two one, sorry, you know, detonation.
(20:12):
What have I I thought about? Roadkill? Oh? I thought
about like old teachers, just just just sexy things, which
is crammy because like here I am like fucking like
this is supposed to be really I'm supposed to be
thinking about this. But the problem is if it's really exciting,
then you know it won't last very long. So then
(20:33):
I find myself thinking about something else to try and
extend it.
Speaker 5 (20:38):
I saw a TikTok where a guy goes, what do
you think girls think about when they're not trying to come?
And I'm about to do it and go no, nothing,
we don't try to do We literally.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Don't do that.
Speaker 4 (20:49):
We don't have that problem. So if it's coming, it's coming.
I don't care.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
I mean, even if you love somebody, are you ever
like not really feeling it? But they are feeling it,
so you're like, go ahead, yes, but you're really thinking
about one of these other things? Yes, how of any
you think that happens.
Speaker 5 (21:06):
Pretty often, probably, yeah, in a relationship, and sometimes one
once it the other doesn't.
Speaker 4 (21:11):
Then you got to just do it for them, you
know one.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
And none of this surprises me though I can see
people thinking about all kinds of stuff. Yeah, if they've
been doing it for that long, why.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
Rather hobby think about you know, his taxes or something
than his eggs or like another woman? Right?
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Oh, I think that's bad. I think that's real bad.
Speaker 5 (21:30):
Better I haven't ever done. And that makes me really
really sad to be sick and sad. Like maybe you
could see something that you thought was hot on a
show and like think of that or try to do that.
But that makes me bombed that I could be fucking
someone and they're thinking about you know, Sally down the street.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Do you guys, I got a question? Or do you
ever think about an unhealthy relationship? Do you ever think
about that person when you're doing it to yourself, like
when you're on your own, Because my mind will go
all kinds of different places if I'm trying to use
like a per no experience, and a lot of times
it's a memory of a not that great person that
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for some reason still does it for me. Because they
were great to look at naked, or they were fun
in bed or whatever. I don't do that when I'm
in a relationship, but like, it's amazing to me that
there are people who, like, if I saw them, I
would WinCE like, ugh, like I'm disgusted by you if
I saw you. But for some reason, if I'm alone
and I'm looking for motivation, then I.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
Go there, Yeah I've done that.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Yeah it's okay. I feel better now.
Speaker 5 (22:27):
Yeah, I mean obviously, like there's you remember, like the
better times, you know, the better times of sex.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
Right well, now, Unfortunately, that tends to be a There
tends to be a correlation sometimes between unhealthy people and
great sex. I wish it weren't that way, I agree,
but it does tend to be that way. Like the
people that really really put it on you sometimes, I
think I think a lot of it's fueled by the
instability or the toxicity or the emotion, the wrong kind
(22:55):
of emotion that that fuels that the good feeling, and
it's like damn it. And I'm not saying that, I'm
not saying that healthy relationships. I've not had good sex
and healthy relationships, but I've definitely had good sex in
very unhealthy relationships and it's like damn it, Like why
can't your stank ass be nice anyway? So, trying to
(23:20):
think about your favorite sports.
Speaker 5 (23:21):
Team, like if you had it, really sports have been
on the TV and I'm like, no, no, no, We're
turning this off before we start those because I know
your ass is going to be looking at that sports
game whatever it is, football game.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Sude. If I'm watching TV while I'm banging, we have
a problem.
Speaker 7 (23:37):
I remember somebody was going to be traded and it
was like a big thing, and like someone was going
to be traded or we were trying to figure out
which NBA player was going somewhere, and I'm like, I
don't care if he gets traded.
Speaker 4 (23:48):
We are turning the DV off right now.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
I do remember one time, I think it was I
think it was when Michael Jackson. No, we couldn't when
Michael Jackson.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
Died, okay till like two thousand and nine.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
That was like in the afternoon.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
It was in the afternoon and I had a girl
at my house and we were laying in bed watching
the coverage and I'm like, this is sad. She's like yeah.
I'm like well, fuck, let's fuck. Oh, turn the TV
off and fucked.
Speaker 5 (24:12):
All right, there's not a time where you guys really
ever don't want to fuck.
Speaker 4 (24:16):
I feel like, even after.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Something like yeah, I'm like this is depressing, she's like, yeah,
let's do something not depressing. She's like, okay, I.
Speaker 5 (24:27):
Mean, there was just that study that all these dudes
are being condoms of funerals. Like I feel like, it's
never not time to fuck for y'all's.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
I love that. That's an old school what's the movie
where he oh no, it's uh, watch the wedding crash
Wedding crashes where they they transfer over to funerals. Funerals, Yeah,
because people like women are sad and vulnerable these things.
I can't say I've ever gotten laid at the funeral.
Speaker 6 (24:52):
I know.
Speaker 5 (24:53):
I was watching Yellowstone, like just one episode and on
the TV it was like the guy's wife just died
or something, and she the woman, came out wearing a robe.
He was so super mad. But then they started having
sex and I was like, dad, what the fuck? So
I was watching my dad and he's like, dudes are
just different. I'm like, I guess, so, like, yeah, your
wife is gone, let's fuck.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
I think it's our ability to just compartmentalize. Yeah, I
mean yeah, I think I think dudes can just like
just shut it off like you guys, I think. I
know it's cliche and maybe not fair, but I think
you guys have to have more of the And this
is obviously a stereotype but probably more true than not.
But like you guys have to have the emotional connection.
(25:33):
I think men can just fuck right. We can just
look at something visually and be like, yeah, this this will.
Speaker 4 (25:38):
Do I want to fuck it.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Yeah. Yeah, there's a.
Speaker 5 (25:41):
Hole I'm happy for you, which warm with me, curl
up inside.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Yeah, okay. I mean I hate to be that guy
who's like, well, women are emotional and men are because
I know there are exceptions, but I think for the
most part.
Speaker 4 (25:55):
I think that's scientific.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Like I think I think you're right, But I hate
to be the guy, you know, because I don't want
to be that man who was like, well, women and
their emotions, Like, that's not what I you know.
Speaker 4 (26:02):
I think it's true.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
I don't mean that, but yeah, it's it's nice. It's
nice to be able to get in where you fit
in when you tell us yeah, same I recommend it.
Speaker 4 (26:11):
I'm gonna. I mean, I'll try try my best.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Yeah, no doubt. Please to be thoughtful about it.
Speaker 4 (26:17):
God only was that.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Powerful mind over matter. Anyway, we'll just just hope that
Hobby's not watching the game. You know what game? Yeah,
that's the big game doing it. If he ever like
turns you around, like towards the TV, he's got.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
He's got a good because he's got this promise.
Speaker 5 (26:35):
You can just watch.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
They can both watch at the same time.
Speaker 4 (26:37):
You know, that's what we do. It's how you watch
the game.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
I think you can do other things.
Speaker 5 (26:42):
Oh my god, speaking of picturing things, now I'm seeing it.
Speaker 4 (26:48):
I literally see it.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
There's a couple options when let me draw you a picture. Okay.
Oh poor Jess. Every time, every time Rufy wants to
do doggies, she's like, oh no, God.
Speaker 4 (27:04):
What superhero movie? Do I have to watch Marvels on again?
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Alright, guys, there's the tan. Have a nice day. Thanks
for listening.
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