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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yeah. I locked the door.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Yeah, locked the door. Lock the door for the tang
I don't want anybody else, nobody else on this tange
we're doing the tang hit the thing. Somebody hit the thing.
Somebody who wasn't invited to this tank hit the thing.
It's the tangent with the bread show giving me all
the we couldn't talk about on air? What was that?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
It's hit? I hit it?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
What was that noise? I hit it twice that anyway, Hi,
good morning everybody, or good afternoon or good evening or
when I guy see I'm just used to say good
morning everybody. But I guess on this thing you could
listen whenever you want. But what did you want to
talk about? You want talking about blue balls?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Well it was just a suggestion.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
We were really just like whiteboarding some ideas and Jason's
wasn't good.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
So this whiteboard sucked.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Is what do you put in your body holes?
Speaker 2 (00:50):
But every single time I'm like Jason, which we talk
about the tangent, He's like, what do you put in
your body holes?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
I'm like, I put a lot of stuff in my
body holes.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Wait do you write?
Speaker 5 (00:58):
I don't know, have you ever I used things? To
scratch my ears. That was what I was thinking of.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Have you ever can I I'm gonna I'm just gonna
ask you. It's the tangent and you you you can,
you can decline, but you can take them. You can
take the fifth if you want to.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Do you want, asshole?
Speaker 2 (01:12):
You can take the fifth if you want to. But
have you ever stuck an object in there that shouldn't
have been?
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Not anything but a penis? Has ever been in my butt?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (01:21):
I know it's shocking.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
It kind of is considering all the other things that
you've done, I know, at work and otherwise.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
It's me because I'm afraid.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Yeah, oh, it should scare you. I've seen the X
rays before. It's it should scare you.
Speaker 5 (01:35):
I have a bad experience once doing something back there,
so it scares me that it's going to get stretched out.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
I have a question. Yeah, do either of you guys
use like sex toys?
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Because I feel like, I know they make them for
men now, but they're always really like scary contraptions.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
I don't scare me. I don't have anything. I don't
I don't actually own anything, because like if you go
to a guy's house and he's got a treasure chest.
You have to assume that it's been used elsewhere.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
If you had a sectomy and some fucking vibrator, I'd
be like, you are a whore.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Well see, now I can expound on that idea people.
I think it was because I couldn't really necessarily talk
about it this freely on the air. But what you
were implying, Caitlin is like you can still get herpies
and you know whatever else that's not I would still
be vigilant about that, but I guess I would be.
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I shouldn't say more concerned, but I'm equally concerned with
the idea of an oopsie. And I'm not dating anyone seriously,
and I'm not married and i'm not and not to
say that it wouldn't be the end of the world
of it. It would be the end of the world
if it happened, because it wouldn't be. But like I'm not,
I'm just trying to avoid that. And because I have
more there's a higher probability of me dating or being
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with more people than most because I'm single, I would
just rather not. And again I thought, I can see
the other side where people are like, why did you
do that? Like, are you just shooting everything up or
the other side being oh that it's just something we
don't have to worry about.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Well, the thing I was dancing around is how can
you be vigilant about not getting an STD but also
possibly get someone pregnant, because aren't they the same?
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Like, wouldn't it just be a condom?
Speaker 3 (03:12):
How you prevent it would be the same? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Right, So you couldn't shoot up a club?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Well no, you, I mean you you can. You those
two things are mutually exclusive. You could you can find
out if somebody has an STD and then fuck all
you want and shoot them up, and they're no. But
I'm saying, you know you can't. It's not one and
the same is what I'm saying. It's not. It's not.
I mean, if you're out here just sticking it everywhere
in a lot of in a high proper and in
a high amount of people, then the probability is higher.
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But just because I got ava sectomy doesn't mean I
will or won't get it an STD.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
I just thought like, how many people are really how.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Many people are honestly how many people are really using
I feel like condoms are not the standard anymore.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
That's so wild that you feel that way. I use
them every time that's.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
In the wrong person.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Yeah, well, I mean unless I'm dating someone, but like, yeah,
I don't.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
I don't know. I'm not saying that I don't, but
I would say that When I was younger, it was
like absolutely mandatory. And as I get older, it seems
like people just sort of really they just holding like.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
The pull up method's gonna work or are we just
like trying to do Plan B the next day?
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Like what is like that A lot of people are
on birth control, A lot of people have iud's.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
I couldn't trust that if I was a dude out
here sleeping with Like if they're like, oh, I yeah,
I did the pill every day, I don't.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
I mean the pill I don't trust. If you tell
me you have an IUD, I guess, I guess. I
don't know what the sure the incentive is to get
pregnant bag of yours, but you don't. Really it doesn't
work out that way.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
I mean, if if someone had your baby, that baby
would be taken care of.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
The baby would but it's not like you don't. It's
not a great situation. Like I first of all, I'm
not that rich or famous. I guess I can see
why you might do it with a big celebrity to
get them to pay you to go away. But like,
and I'm not saying people don't do it, but do
you really do you do? A lot of people really
want to be out there raising some stranger's baby and
be attached to them for the rest of their lives.
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I feel like people are not.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
I think there's a lot of women that try to
do that. Yeah, yeah, it's very common. How many celebrities
do we hear.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
About all celebrities. That's a whole different category to.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
A lot of people.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
You are that, though, But I'm not rich like a celebrity, So.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
You got more than some people had. A nice person,
I think it's more than it is right that condo,
that plane listen, you know, I might risk at all,
I guess.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
I guess On the other the other side of it
is like I don't want that to happen. I would
prefer that it happened, you know, in a in a
different scenario. But is it the end of the world.
I mean, I guess I'm having a kid that way. Like,
I don't know, I'm not I'm not trust me. I'm
not out here like going, Oh, Chris, this would be great.
I'd love to get someone pregnant that I don't really
know very well, but I guess at the end at
the same time, a kid's a blessing.
Speaker 6 (05:46):
I don't maybe pray and spray, no, not always sometimes
or spray and pray. I try and be intelligent about it.
But I also I don't know. I believe and people
are going to think I'm naive and I'm not because
I know you can get tricked. But there are people
out there who I think are equally as incentive as
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not to get pregnant. Oh yeah, I mean I know
I've met and dated and been with plenty of women
who they don't want it as much as I don't
want it, and and I don't I guess I think
that's not something that you could easily sustain a lie about.
I don't know, because I tend to have a lot
of conversation with people before I fuck them, so glad
that I don't think. I don't know if that's common either.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
I don't know. I don't. I like how you act
like you're so surprised. I mean, there's some crazy shit
going on out there, like people hook up all the time.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
I just can't believe people are using condoms, honestly, Like
that is crazy to me.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
I don't don't. I don't know that I think it's
anywhere near as much to stand and I think it
should be, but I don't think it's anywhere near as
much the standard as it once was. I don't. I'll
tell you why. I think that when we were young,
people were very worried about AIDS, right, I mean, we
were like inundated with the idea that if you have
sex out of condom, you'll get age. And it's not
that you won't get age anymore, but it's not as
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prevalent in the straight community. And I think that, honestly,
was more concerning to people than getting pregnant, because I
feel like people now again are on the pill, they've
got the patch, they have an IUD. You know, if
you're trying not to get pregnant, you're trying not to
get pregnant in a lot of cases. And then there
are people out there that aren't or are lying about it.
And I suppose you can run into those people, but
(07:22):
I hope I'm not.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
Yeah, I just like know people who have herpes and
it just sounds fucking awful.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Yeah, no, so just looking awful.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
Yeah, So I just I don't know, I try to
be safe, try not to get that either. Yeah, I'm
trying real hard, so you know, No.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
I guess. The other thing though, is like you you
get to a certain point in your life where you
have had enough sex within like a relationship, like where
things are you know, discussed and checked out or whatever
else that Like, I guess I just would rather not
have sex anymore than you know, having sex with so
many people that I have to wrap it up all that,
you know what I mean, Like it's I'm not out here,
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like hey, you in the bar, let's go home and
have unprotected sex all the time. Like that's not what
That's not my m O. But MYMO would beat it
to be in a more consistent situation where like there's
communication and discussion and trust. Oh yeah, And that doesn't
necessarily mean a relationship, but at least it means that
we're on the same page such that we can do
things because I don't know, like wrapping, I don't know,
(08:19):
I mean, do you really want to have condom sex
at any point in your life moving forward, Like, do
you really choose that?
Speaker 4 (08:25):
I mean, when I'm in like a committed relationship, I don't.
But I don't think it's that bad. And I think like,
if guys act like it's that awful, I think that's
a red flag.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Well I would never deny, So if someone's like, we're
wearing a and I would never be like no.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
But guys get angry and those guys are fucking more.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Right, That's that's ridiculous. It makes a huge difference. It
literally imagine your favorite active skin to skin activity with
a fucking piece of rubber between it. Like it's it's
not the same. Yeah, And so at this point in
my life, it's like, I guess I would rather communicate
with somebody and be on the same page and feel
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like I can trust them whether we're in a committed
relationship or a situationship or whatever it is, or just
not do it so you can.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
But you can still finish with a condom, right, it's harder. Yeah, Well,
don't some guys wear them so they can last longer?
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Look, I think people should use them. I think people
should be responsible. I'm not saying any of this I'm
just saying for me at this point, I'm not really
out here trying to Like, I'm not out here in
these streets like I used to be, even as a
single guy. I don't have the drive to do that.
I don't have the energy to do that. I don't
have the motivation. I would rather have an arrangement with somebody. Again,
do we have to be boyfriend and girlfriend who had
to be married? No, But I would rather like communicate
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and and and again. Do you run the risk? Yeah,
but I think married people run the risk if they
marry the wrong person and someone out there being a
fucking moron.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Oh yeah, No, I mean I don't like I wouldn't
choose condoms obviously, I just yeah, I mean I and
in a relationship, I would not use them.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
But when I was like out here out here, I
was worrying condoms all the time.
Speaker 7 (10:00):
But that's great, Like, I hope you don't feel embarrassed
by that or anything like that.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
I'm just not I'm just not out here out.
Speaker 7 (10:05):
Here, got you because you'd rather just sleep with one person?
You're saying too, like if you had the choice.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
In a perfect world, that would be how it would work.
Speaker 6 (10:14):
Yeah, I love that for you like a fuck buddy,
uh or more ideally more ideally more, But I don't know,
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
You know. Then there are people listening, going usual work
kondom I.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Oh, I mean to each their own.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
I no know, Like I get I get all this,
and I'm advocating for responsible decision making. I am, but
I at the same time, it's like I don't know.
One size doesn't fiddle And I don't mean that wasn't
a that wasn't a condom pun I thought it true.
I think everyone statistically speaking, I don't have much of
a leg to stand on, but I think you can compare. Like,
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I don't know. There are so many things in life
where it's like you shouldn't do this, you shouldn't do that,
you can't do this, you can't do that, and then
there's the flip side of it all, and I don't
I don't know. I guess I just try and do
the best I can, moderating my risk all around and
hope for the best. Knock on wood and I'm knocking
on wood really, but you know, And on a different topic, though,
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it's like you you don't eat sugar, okay, I won't
eat sugar because I want to live a long life.
But don't eat asper tame either, because that's a chemical
and that will kill you. And then it's where you
can eat a little bit of sugar that's better than
the asp for tame. And then it's but no sugar,
you should there's a little bit of the aspir I
don't know. I feel like we're all making choices every
single day to live a long life and not be
in pain or cause pain to other people or whatever.
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But like, what do we what do we know? Really?
What do we know?
Speaker 7 (11:35):
Right?
Speaker 2 (11:35):
People live like a perfect life and then get hit
by car with herpes. I no, I just don't. I
don't necessarily mean this on the sex topic, but I
guess I mean in general, we're constantly mitigating risk, and
for good reason, you know, because not just about us,
it's about other people too. I mean, God forbid, I
would cause someone else inadvertently, you know, to be in
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a bad situation. I would never. I would never do
that intentionally or want that. But I guess, you know,
I do think about that all the time. I think
about like how much how much to exercise, how much
to how much to do this? And how much of
that and how much do you save? And how much
do you I mean I think about I think about risk,
and I think about choices every day, and what good
is it all? You know? Sure, it's great if you
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want to live to be one hundred, but most of
us won't.
Speaker 7 (12:23):
Right.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
And again I'm being broad here because there are people
going to start sending me, you know, CDC statistics on
condom use. That's how I'm talking about where it comes generally.
I just mean, in general, we're all so most of
us are so vigilant about our health and our choices,
and some people more than others. And yet I don't
know that any of it's a guarantee of anything.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
Yeah. I think it's just about finding the balance and
what you want to do.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
You know. It's so personal.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
Yeah, But there are I mean, there are new studies
every day. Wine's good for you, wine it's bad for you.
Chocolate's good for you, chocolate's bad for you.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Yeah, And I think most doctors would agree if you're
having sex with fucking strangers where But in general, I
would say it's very difficult to know, you know. I
mean people I know people who have lived very healthful
lives and they get cancer. Oh yeah, you know. I
know people who have lived fucking shit lives and they
they never get sick and they live to you know,
and again. So you can't look at one or the
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other and say, like this is how I choose to
live my life.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
No, I just do what makes me, like physically feel good,
like not based on what other people are doing.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
And I try to balance.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Like usually during the week I try really hard to
be like healthy, and then I try to you know,
on the weekends.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Just yeah, moderation is the best I can expect from
myself in every regard saying mentally physically.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
Otherwise black or white think or I get really overwhelmed,
like you know what I mean, Like if I can't
like cut something out of my diet, Like I tried
to cut out dairy and it's like it didn't make
a difference A for my body type and B I'm
like I don't.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Why do I have to like do black or white?
So it's like, if I feel like getting dairy, I'll
get derry. If I feel like getting vegan cheese, then
I'll get that.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
You know.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Yeah, I mean I have a high cholesterol. It's hereditary
and don't have the best diet. I don't have the worst.
I don't have the best diet. And so my doctor
a couple of years ago was like, look, you have
high cholesterol. We can put you on a cholesterol drug,
which would be no consequence to you. Why not, or
you know, you could make an effort to try and
lower it with lifestyle, And so I did. At the time,
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I had a trainer, and I was drinking green tea,
eating almonds, and I had the whole list of shit,
and I whatever else you're supposed to do green, So
I don't know whatever I was supposed to be doing.
I did it for four consecutive months. I stuck to it.
I went in, my cholesterol went up, you know. So
it's like, should I be out here not on porterhouses
every day? No? But does it seem to make much
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of a difference. In my family? My mom's the same way,
My grandmother was the same way. I think my sister
is the same way. It's like, yeah, there's a risk,
and I should be aware of the risk, and I
don't need to be eating fucking, you know, slabs of
fat every day. But at the same time, do I
cut if I were to cut red meat out of
my diet completely. Does that guarantee my cholesterol goes down
I live longer. I don't think it does. It doesn't
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seem to, so I don't know. But these are the
kind of things you think about when you get older.
I guess is like how much how much of this?
How much of that? How much do I deprive myself
of what I enjoy in life so that I can
live a longer life. That's never guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Yeah, I literally only want to be happy.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
That's the only I used to care about, like eating
and this, and like I still try to eat healthy
and be healthy, but I literally the goal is only
to either feel content or be happy. That's my main
goal in life, because fucked up shit happens.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
And yeah, you know, but you know, against like saving,
like think about money. I was just having this conversation
with my buddy over the weekend. You know, he's older
than me, and it's like, how much money do you
need to do you need to retire that number that
you could play that number a million different ways, And
then it's like how much do you save while you're work?
How much do you save while you're working versus spend
while you're working, Like, how much of your life do
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you enjoy while the money is coming in versus save
so that you can enjoy your life later. Well, guess what.
You can't spend everything and just assume that it will ends,
because that's when you live to be one hundred and
don't have any money. You also can save every dollar
and then die before you ever get to, you know,
enjoy the fruits of it.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
I mean, I have family that did a very good
job saving their money for a long time and then
didn't don't have the health any longer to do all
the things they wanted to do with the money that
they've saved, and it's substantial, and it's like, well then,
what fucking good was that? But I don't know. You
can go in circles about this too, and you don't
know the answer. So I guess again. Moderation is the thing,
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like I'll save a little, I'll spend a little, and
I'll hope for the best. I don't know, but these
are the kind of exercises, This is the kind of
shit that goes on in my brain all day and
just wear a condom or don't I don't you know,
we're kind of and chew on a fucking porterhouse and
you know the same time, just don't stick shit in
your asset will break?
Speaker 3 (16:51):
Don't do that.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Yeah, yeah, like any sort of vegetable gerbil, Yeah, don't
do that. Yeah, that's the take away right there. Yeah,
moderation where condom? Please? I don't want to. People are
going to hear this and go he's he's promoting not
wearing a condom because it feels better and you might die.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
You did that might well?
Speaker 2 (17:09):
People don't listen as like we as we know. I
think it's just like try and be intelligent and shit
happens too, So I don't know.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
So are we getting of vasectomy?
Speaker 2 (17:21):
No? No, And people might think that was a bit,
but this is this actually did go through my brain
in the last twenty four hours. I was like, wait
a minute, I want to just shut it down. I'll
just shut it down and then there's no loopsies and uh,
did you.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Have a scare or like what made you think about that?
Speaker 4 (17:35):
Now?
Speaker 2 (17:35):
You just like no, I've been pretty fortunate. Kno, k
on Wooden. I've been lied to about it before. I've
I've been I have in my life had someone tell
me that I got them pregnant and I didn't.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Oh yeah in my life, Yeah yeah, I was she
pregnant for real?
Speaker 2 (17:52):
No oh. And the only reason I can say that
it's a no is because I was never provided any
proof of any kind and I and it was. I
don't really want to get it. It's not it's a
total downer story. But essentially it was supposedly this person
was pregnant, and supposedly the pregnancy ended before I was
ever aware of it, and it was it was used
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as a manipulative strategy to make me feel bad and
to draw me back in. And I don't know, I
don't assume any of you guys have ever done this,
but unfortunately I have a number of male friends who
in the in the midst of a bad breakup, the
Hail Mary was a fake pregnancy, And sadly, I can
honestly tell you more than one guy I know, and
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and then it and I don't know what the strategy
is on that either, because if it's not real, then
it's not real, and there is an end date, like
if you're not pregnant, you're not pregnant. And yes, you
could say I lost it or whatever, but like, I
don't exactly know what that how that brings people back
together just for juju.
Speaker 4 (18:56):
Please don't do that, ladies, that would be I would
hate to fucking have someone lie about that and then
have an issue getting pregnant later when they wanted to.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Yeah, and I don't know what the motivation was. I
don't know. All I can tell you is that all
I wanted was some assurance that what this person was
saying was real, and I never got it, So I
don't know if it happened. I don't know if it happened.
I was It was unbeknownst to me entirely, this was
very long time ago. I would have no way of
knowing if it was true or not true, and I
would have had no way of having any effect on
the outcome based on the story that I was told,
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because apparently it all happened without my knowledge, which makes
me wonder why the story was even necessary for me
to know. Ye again, I believe, based on other behavior,
that it was there to manipulate me, to make me
feel shitty about the situation and myself, and maybe have
some pity for the other person involved. But again, all
I wanted, based on other behavior was confirmation that this
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really happened. You went to a physician, something happened. Yeah,
there's something out there that you can help me understand
based on other erratic behavior, that this one thing that
you're doing meant some meant that it was real. And
I never got that.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Did she everally circle back with you?
Speaker 7 (20:04):
No?
Speaker 3 (20:05):
No, no, no, so but do that?
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Yeah no, but I don't know how we got to that.
But sadly, I know multiple examples of bad breakups and yeah,
oh yeah, like.
Speaker 7 (20:17):
The girls think that that's going to like you said,
like bring the man back in or have them, you know,
feel bad. And then there's some I don't know, like
fucking sympathy party sex or something, and it's like, it's
actually really unfortunate to even pretend.
Speaker 8 (20:28):
That you lost a baby, that whatever was lost, Like
that whole thing is so fucked up to me, and
it never works. They never get back together and paly
ever after.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
No, I think it's an attempt. Most men, who are
decent humans hear that and they perk up and they're like, okay, like,
no matter what's going on, we need to address this
because this is like this is a human this you know,
I don't care how toxic things. I don't care how
mad I was at you. Now we have this challenge
that we're going to face. You know, most responsible, good
(20:57):
people that will get their attention and and sadly I
think people know that and pray on that. And yes,
you have my attention now, but eventually you're gonna have
to tell me that you lied. And that's worse. And
so I guess I don't I've never understood that strategy.
But yes, but again, it wasn't even that. It wasn't
even hey, Fred, heads up, it was it was by
(21:18):
the way, just so you know, this happened, and I
never told you about it, and and and the and
the insinuation is either I'm supposed to feel connected to
you because of it, I'm supposed to feel bad because
of it. I'm supposed to feel irresponsible or immoral. And
the truth is I didn't feel any. I did feel
a lot of those things actually, until I was like,
if you want, if you want my reaction and you
(21:40):
want me to like respond to this with you, then again,
how did it happen? When it it happened? To give
me some inf fill me in on everything you went through.
Let me know and that that information never materialized.
Speaker 8 (21:52):
Interesting, Well there you go.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
So yeah, and by the way, you should google like
like pregnancy tests on and all. You can google all
kinds of things on Uh. There's their websites on the
Internet to help provide people with the evidence take evidence
they need to.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Oh yeah, my god, that's crazy.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
What are we doing.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
I know one guy who very a very close friend
of mine. He was sent a picture of a pregnancy test.
He reversed Google image and found that it was available.
It was a stock image, and that's how he knew
he was being led to. So you asked you if
I had a scare and the answer is no, but no,
I mean there was that, but that was a long
(22:31):
long time ago. But yet a thing. It's a mind fuck,
I'll tell you that.
Speaker 4 (22:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Anyway, shoot it up, man, I don't know, all over
the place whatever. Just have one enough for everybody. Yes,
there's enough for everybody. That's what I'm saying. Well, that's
another one altogether and probably a topic for another time.
But then there are guys out here who don't. They
just don't care, like they'd be okay if every if
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they got everybody pregnant. Nick Cannon and then you got
to kind of wonder what kind of complex, Like, what's
that about. I am not one of those people, by
the way, So.
Speaker 4 (23:07):
Yeah, you don't strike meant to moderation.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
That's the theme of today's tangent. And and and here
we go, truly a tangent because I could not have
told you that we would end up here. Say something funny,
Paulina to end it me less serious than what we've
been talking about.
Speaker 8 (23:20):
Okay, let's just fucking party.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Rock on girl, Yeah, rock on girl.
Speaker 8 (23:26):
Let's fucking party on a Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Okay, all right, we'll end it there.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
We have Senior Frogs. Really quick. That something fun that's
up my mind right now. So you're having your welcome
party at Senior frog I sure am. That's amazing.
Speaker 7 (23:39):
I love that you said it was iconic because I
was really scared no one was going to get it.
And I'm like, if you're getting again, the girls that
get it, get it.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Oh I'm a girl that gets it.
Speaker 8 (23:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (23:47):
I was like, Senior Frogs, fucking epic, fucking iconic. Are
we eating or we just like vibing? So I'm having
open bar and some apps.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Oh my god, I know.
Speaker 7 (23:55):
So I'm really excited. It's gonna be a party. I've
never been a Senior Frogs that I have heard Fred
talk about it a lot, and I'm.
Speaker 8 (24:01):
Like, this is this is cool?
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Isn't on the strip?
Speaker 2 (24:03):
It is?
Speaker 1 (24:04):
I want to say.
Speaker 8 (24:04):
It's in Treasure Island.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
We're gonna be with like the tourists, and I love it.
Speaker 8 (24:07):
I know we're gonna wear a T shirts and everything.
Speaker 7 (24:10):
That place is still open, I guess because it's inside
or I just you can like see it from the
front on Google.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
And why do you want him to rest on Saturday?
Speaker 7 (24:18):
Well I might actually move it now to Saturday, Oh,
Senior frog Yeah, I was debating, Well, I was debating
which one I want to do.
Speaker 8 (24:25):
I just gonna be honest.
Speaker 7 (24:26):
I just want people, I guess, not my business or
my problem, but like, I don't want people to get
like crazy hammered on Saturday night. But even if we
don't do Senior Fogs, you're not you can still get
hammered on your own time.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
You're not going to go to your wedding because they
got hammered, I.
Speaker 8 (24:36):
Know, but then you're gonna feel gross.
Speaker 4 (24:37):
Everyone, by the way, is gonna get crazy hammered. Whether
you have it or not, that's true. Like that's what
I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (24:42):
So like.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
You're having a Vegas wedding, like you're ready, So I just.
Speaker 8 (24:48):
Didn't want you want to feel gross the next day.
But it's like I can't control.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
People are going to show up on Friday, most people,
most people up on Saturday. People are going to feel
fucked up by Sunday because that's that's that's what I
would normally leave Las Vegas for eight hours is my limit.
I feel gross by forty eight hours in Vegas. So
by your wedding, I think most people are going to
be like I may as well just keep drinking because
I'm a I'm on a fucking rage.
Speaker 8 (25:11):
It's fucking home stretch.
Speaker 7 (25:12):
Like I feel like Friday through Monday is a long
time and we're all very eyes Monday through Monday, Friday
through Mondays.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
So now I'm required to show up on Monday, Monday,
it's Monday. For the following Sunday, I'm gonna die all
right now, mine condems like right now leaving the dust stretch. Yeah,
the whole suitcase full of them.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Also, I never told Rufio we were doing the Tangents bummer.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Well, whoops, Okay, I forgot all right, Well, there you go.
That's a true tangent. Enjoy and live long and prosper
and buy and rock on.
Yeah. I locked the door.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Yeah, locked the door. Lock the door for the tang
I don't want anybody else, nobody else on this tange
we're doing the tang hit the thing. Somebody hit the thing.
Somebody who wasn't invited to this tank hit the thing.
It's the tangent with the bread show giving me all
the we couldn't talk about on air? What was that?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
It's hit? I hit it?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
What was that noise? I hit it twice that anyway, Hi,
good morning everybody, or good afternoon or good evening or
when I guy see I'm just used to say good
morning everybody. But I guess on this thing you could
listen whenever you want. But what did you want to
talk about? You want talking about blue balls?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Well it was just a suggestion.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
We were really just like whiteboarding some ideas and Jason's
wasn't good.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
So this whiteboard sucked.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Is what do you put in your body holes?
Speaker 2 (00:50):
But every single time I'm like Jason, which we talk
about the tangent, He's like, what do you put in
your body holes?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
I'm like, I put a lot of stuff in my
body holes.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Wait do you write?
Speaker 5 (00:58):
I don't know, have you ever I used things? To
scratch my ears. That was what I was thinking of.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Have you ever can I I'm gonna I'm just gonna
ask you. It's the tangent and you you you can,
you can decline, but you can take them. You can
take the fifth if you want to.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Do you want, asshole?
Speaker 2 (01:12):
You can take the fifth if you want to. But
have you ever stuck an object in there that shouldn't
have been?
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Not anything but a penis? Has ever been in my butt?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (01:21):
I know it's shocking.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
It kind of is considering all the other things that
you've done, I know, at work and otherwise.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
It's me because I'm afraid.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Yeah, oh, it should scare you. I've seen the X
rays before. It's it should scare you.
Speaker 5 (01:35):
I have a bad experience once doing something back there,
so it scares me that it's going to get stretched out.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
I have a question. Yeah, do either of you guys
use like sex toys?
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Because I feel like, I know they make them for
men now, but they're always really like scary contraptions.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
I don't scare me. I don't have anything. I don't
I don't actually own anything, because like if you go
to a guy's house and he's got a treasure chest.
You have to assume that it's been used elsewhere.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
If you had a sectomy and some fucking vibrator, I'd
be like, you are a whore.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Well see, now I can expound on that idea people.
I think it was because I couldn't really necessarily talk
about it this freely on the air. But what you
were implying, Caitlin is like you can still get herpies
and you know whatever else that's not I would still
be vigilant about that, but I guess I would be.
(02:23):
I shouldn't say more concerned, but I'm equally concerned with
the idea of an oopsie. And I'm not dating anyone seriously,
and I'm not married and i'm not and not to
say that it wouldn't be the end of the world
of it. It would be the end of the world
if it happened, because it wouldn't be. But like I'm not,
I'm just trying to avoid that. And because I have
more there's a higher probability of me dating or being
(02:45):
with more people than most because I'm single, I would
just rather not. And again I thought, I can see
the other side where people are like, why did you
do that? Like, are you just shooting everything up or
the other side being oh that it's just something we
don't have to worry about.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Well, the thing I was dancing around is how can
you be vigilant about not getting an STD but also
possibly get someone pregnant, because aren't they the same?
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Like, wouldn't it just be a condom?
Speaker 3 (03:12):
How you prevent it would be the same? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Right, So you couldn't shoot up a club?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Well no, you, I mean you you can. You those
two things are mutually exclusive. You could you can find
out if somebody has an STD and then fuck all
you want and shoot them up, and they're no. But
I'm saying, you know you can't. It's not one and
the same is what I'm saying. It's not. It's not.
I mean, if you're out here just sticking it everywhere
in a lot of in a high proper and in
a high amount of people, then the probability is higher.
(03:37):
But just because I got ava sectomy doesn't mean I
will or won't get it an STD.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
I just thought like, how many people are really how.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Many people are honestly how many people are really using
I feel like condoms are not the standard anymore.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
That's so wild that you feel that way. I use
them every time that's.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
In the wrong person.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Yeah, well, I mean unless I'm dating someone, but like, yeah,
I don't.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
I don't know. I'm not saying that I don't, but
I would say that When I was younger, it was
like absolutely mandatory. And as I get older, it seems
like people just sort of really they just holding like.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
The pull up method's gonna work or are we just
like trying to do Plan B the next day?
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Like what is like that A lot of people are
on birth control, A lot of people have iud's.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
I couldn't trust that if I was a dude out
here sleeping with Like if they're like, oh, I yeah,
I did the pill every day, I don't.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
I mean the pill I don't trust. If you tell
me you have an IUD, I guess, I guess. I
don't know what the sure the incentive is to get
pregnant bag of yours, but you don't. Really it doesn't
work out that way.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
I mean, if if someone had your baby, that baby
would be taken care of.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
The baby would but it's not like you don't. It's
not a great situation. Like I first of all, I'm
not that rich or famous. I guess I can see
why you might do it with a big celebrity to
get them to pay you to go away. But like,
and I'm not saying people don't do it, but do
you really do you do? A lot of people really
want to be out there raising some stranger's baby and
be attached to them for the rest of their lives.
(05:01):
I feel like people are not.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
I think there's a lot of women that try to
do that. Yeah, yeah, it's very common. How many celebrities
do we hear.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
About all celebrities. That's a whole different category to.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
A lot of people.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
You are that, though, But I'm not rich like a celebrity, So.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
You got more than some people had. A nice person,
I think it's more than it is right that condo,
that plane listen, you know, I might risk at all,
I guess.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
I guess On the other the other side of it
is like I don't want that to happen. I would
prefer that it happened, you know, in a in a
different scenario. But is it the end of the world.
I mean, I guess I'm having a kid that way. Like,
I don't know, I'm not I'm not trust me. I'm
not out here like going, Oh, Chris, this would be great.
I'd love to get someone pregnant that I don't really
know very well, but I guess at the end at
the same time, a kid's a blessing.
Speaker 6 (05:46):
I don't maybe pray and spray, no, not always sometimes
or spray and pray. I try and be intelligent about it.
But I also I don't know. I believe and people
are going to think I'm naive and I'm not because
I know you can get tricked. But there are people
out there who I think are equally as incentive as
(06:06):
not to get pregnant. Oh yeah, I mean I know
I've met and dated and been with plenty of women
who they don't want it as much as I don't
want it, and and I don't I guess I think
that's not something that you could easily sustain a lie about.
I don't know, because I tend to have a lot
of conversation with people before I fuck them, so glad
that I don't think. I don't know if that's common either.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
I don't know. I don't. I like how you act
like you're so surprised. I mean, there's some crazy shit
going on out there, like people hook up all the time.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
I just can't believe people are using condoms, honestly, Like
that is crazy to me.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
I don't don't. I don't know that I think it's
anywhere near as much to stand and I think it
should be, but I don't think it's anywhere near as
much the standard as it once was. I don't. I'll
tell you why. I think that when we were young,
people were very worried about AIDS, right, I mean, we
were like inundated with the idea that if you have
sex out of condom, you'll get age. And it's not
that you won't get age anymore, but it's not as
(07:01):
prevalent in the straight community. And I think that, honestly,
was more concerning to people than getting pregnant, because I
feel like people now again are on the pill, they've
got the patch, they have an IUD. You know, if
you're trying not to get pregnant, you're trying not to
get pregnant in a lot of cases. And then there
are people out there that aren't or are lying about it.
And I suppose you can run into those people, but
(07:22):
I hope I'm not.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
Yeah, I just like know people who have herpes and
it just sounds fucking awful.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Yeah, no, so just looking awful.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
Yeah, So I just I don't know, I try to
be safe, try not to get that either. Yeah, I'm
trying real hard, so you know, No.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
I guess. The other thing though, is like you you
get to a certain point in your life where you
have had enough sex within like a relationship, like where
things are you know, discussed and checked out or whatever
else that Like, I guess I just would rather not
have sex anymore than you know, having sex with so
many people that I have to wrap it up all that,
you know what I mean, Like it's I'm not out here,
(07:57):
like hey, you in the bar, let's go home and
have unprotected sex all the time. Like that's not what
That's not my m O. But MYMO would beat it
to be in a more consistent situation where like there's
communication and discussion and trust. Oh yeah, And that doesn't
necessarily mean a relationship, but at least it means that
we're on the same page such that we can do
things because I don't know, like wrapping, I don't know,
(08:19):
I mean, do you really want to have condom sex
at any point in your life moving forward, Like, do
you really choose that?
Speaker 4 (08:25):
I mean, when I'm in like a committed relationship, I don't.
But I don't think it's that bad. And I think like,
if guys act like it's that awful, I think that's
a red flag.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Well I would never deny, So if someone's like, we're
wearing a and I would never be like no.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
But guys get angry and those guys are fucking more.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Right, That's that's ridiculous. It makes a huge difference. It
literally imagine your favorite active skin to skin activity with
a fucking piece of rubber between it. Like it's it's
not the same. Yeah, And so at this point in
my life, it's like, I guess I would rather communicate
with somebody and be on the same page and feel
(09:03):
like I can trust them whether we're in a committed
relationship or a situationship or whatever it is, or just
not do it so you can.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
But you can still finish with a condom, right, it's harder. Yeah, Well,
don't some guys wear them so they can last longer?
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Look, I think people should use them. I think people
should be responsible. I'm not saying any of this I'm
just saying for me at this point, I'm not really
out here trying to Like, I'm not out here in
these streets like I used to be, even as a
single guy. I don't have the drive to do that.
I don't have the energy to do that. I don't
have the motivation. I would rather have an arrangement with somebody. Again,
do we have to be boyfriend and girlfriend who had
to be married? No, But I would rather like communicate
(09:39):
and and and again. Do you run the risk? Yeah,
but I think married people run the risk if they
marry the wrong person and someone out there being a
fucking moron.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Oh yeah, No, I mean I don't like I wouldn't
choose condoms obviously, I just yeah, I mean I and
in a relationship, I would not use them.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
But when I was like out here out here, I
was worrying condoms all the time.
Speaker 7 (10:00):
But that's great, Like, I hope you don't feel embarrassed
by that or anything like that.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
I'm just not I'm just not out here out.
Speaker 7 (10:05):
Here, got you because you'd rather just sleep with one person?
You're saying too, like if you had the choice.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
In a perfect world, that would be how it would work.
Speaker 6 (10:14):
Yeah, I love that for you like a fuck buddy,
uh or more ideally more ideally more, But I don't know,
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
You know. Then there are people listening, going usual work
kondom I.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Oh, I mean to each their own.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
I no know, Like I get I get all this,
and I'm advocating for responsible decision making. I am, but
I at the same time, it's like I don't know.
One size doesn't fiddle And I don't mean that wasn't
a that wasn't a condom pun I thought it true.
I think everyone statistically speaking, I don't have much of
a leg to stand on, but I think you can compare. Like,
(10:50):
I don't know. There are so many things in life
where it's like you shouldn't do this, you shouldn't do that,
you can't do this, you can't do that, and then
there's the flip side of it all, and I don't
I don't know. I guess I just try and do
the best I can, moderating my risk all around and
hope for the best. Knock on wood and I'm knocking
on wood really, but you know, And on a different topic, though,
(11:10):
it's like you you don't eat sugar, okay, I won't
eat sugar because I want to live a long life.
But don't eat asper tame either, because that's a chemical
and that will kill you. And then it's where you
can eat a little bit of sugar that's better than
the asp for tame. And then it's but no sugar,
you should there's a little bit of the aspir I
don't know. I feel like we're all making choices every
single day to live a long life and not be
in pain or cause pain to other people or whatever.
(11:31):
But like, what do we what do we know? Really?
What do we know?
Speaker 7 (11:35):
Right?
Speaker 2 (11:35):
People live like a perfect life and then get hit
by car with herpes. I no, I just don't. I
don't necessarily mean this on the sex topic, but I
guess I mean in general, we're constantly mitigating risk, and
for good reason, you know, because not just about us,
it's about other people too. I mean, God forbid, I
would cause someone else inadvertently, you know, to be in
(11:59):
a bad situation. I would never. I would never do
that intentionally or want that. But I guess, you know,
I do think about that all the time. I think
about like how much how much to exercise, how much
to how much to do this? And how much of
that and how much do you save? And how much
do you I mean I think about I think about risk,
and I think about choices every day, and what good
is it all? You know? Sure, it's great if you
(12:20):
want to live to be one hundred, but most of
us won't.
Speaker 7 (12:23):
Right.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
And again I'm being broad here because there are people
going to start sending me, you know, CDC statistics on
condom use. That's how I'm talking about where it comes generally.
I just mean, in general, we're all so most of
us are so vigilant about our health and our choices,
and some people more than others. And yet I don't
know that any of it's a guarantee of anything.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
Yeah. I think it's just about finding the balance and
what you want to do.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
You know. It's so personal.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
Yeah, But there are I mean, there are new studies
every day. Wine's good for you, wine it's bad for you.
Chocolate's good for you, chocolate's bad for you.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Yeah, And I think most doctors would agree if you're
having sex with fucking strangers where But in general, I
would say it's very difficult to know, you know. I
mean people I know people who have lived very healthful
lives and they get cancer. Oh yeah, you know. I
know people who have lived fucking shit lives and they
they never get sick and they live to you know,
and again. So you can't look at one or the
(13:17):
other and say, like this is how I choose to
live my life.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
No, I just do what makes me, like physically feel good,
like not based on what other people are doing.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
And I try to balance.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Like usually during the week I try really hard to
be like healthy, and then I try to you know,
on the weekends.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Just yeah, moderation is the best I can expect from
myself in every regard saying mentally physically.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
Otherwise black or white think or I get really overwhelmed,
like you know what I mean, Like if I can't
like cut something out of my diet, Like I tried
to cut out dairy and it's like it didn't make
a difference A for my body type and B I'm
like I don't.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Why do I have to like do black or white?
So it's like, if I feel like getting dairy, I'll
get derry. If I feel like getting vegan cheese, then
I'll get that.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
You know.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Yeah, I mean I have a high cholesterol. It's hereditary
and don't have the best diet. I don't have the worst.
I don't have the best diet. And so my doctor
a couple of years ago was like, look, you have
high cholesterol. We can put you on a cholesterol drug,
which would be no consequence to you. Why not, or
you know, you could make an effort to try and
lower it with lifestyle, And so I did. At the time,
(14:15):
I had a trainer, and I was drinking green tea,
eating almonds, and I had the whole list of shit,
and I whatever else you're supposed to do green, So
I don't know whatever I was supposed to be doing.
I did it for four consecutive months. I stuck to it.
I went in, my cholesterol went up, you know. So
it's like, should I be out here not on porterhouses
every day? No? But does it seem to make much
(14:38):
of a difference. In my family? My mom's the same way,
My grandmother was the same way. I think my sister
is the same way. It's like, yeah, there's a risk,
and I should be aware of the risk, and I
don't need to be eating fucking, you know, slabs of
fat every day. But at the same time, do I
cut if I were to cut red meat out of
my diet completely. Does that guarantee my cholesterol goes down
I live longer. I don't think it does. It doesn't
(15:01):
seem to, so I don't know. But these are the
kind of things you think about when you get older.
I guess is like how much how much of this?
How much of that? How much do I deprive myself
of what I enjoy in life so that I can
live a longer life. That's never guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Yeah, I literally only want to be happy.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
That's the only I used to care about, like eating
and this, and like I still try to eat healthy
and be healthy, but I literally the goal is only
to either feel content or be happy. That's my main
goal in life, because fucked up shit happens.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
And yeah, you know, but you know, against like saving,
like think about money. I was just having this conversation
with my buddy over the weekend. You know, he's older
than me, and it's like, how much money do you
need to do you need to retire that number that
you could play that number a million different ways, And
then it's like how much do you save while you're work?
How much do you save while you're working versus spend
while you're working, Like, how much of your life do
(15:51):
you enjoy while the money is coming in versus save
so that you can enjoy your life later. Well, guess what.
You can't spend everything and just assume that it will ends,
because that's when you live to be one hundred and
don't have any money. You also can save every dollar
and then die before you ever get to, you know,
enjoy the fruits of it.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
I mean, I have family that did a very good
job saving their money for a long time and then
didn't don't have the health any longer to do all
the things they wanted to do with the money that
they've saved, and it's substantial, and it's like, well then,
what fucking good was that? But I don't know. You
can go in circles about this too, and you don't
know the answer. So I guess again. Moderation is the thing,
(16:30):
like I'll save a little, I'll spend a little, and
I'll hope for the best. I don't know, but these
are the kind of exercises, This is the kind of
shit that goes on in my brain all day and
just wear a condom or don't I don't you know,
we're kind of and chew on a fucking porterhouse and
you know the same time, just don't stick shit in
your asset will break?
Speaker 3 (16:51):
Don't do that.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Yeah, yeah, like any sort of vegetable gerbil, Yeah, don't
do that. Yeah, that's the take away right there. Yeah,
moderation where condom? Please? I don't want to. People are
going to hear this and go he's he's promoting not
wearing a condom because it feels better and you might die.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
You did that might well?
Speaker 2 (17:09):
People don't listen as like we as we know. I
think it's just like try and be intelligent and shit
happens too, So I don't know.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
So are we getting of vasectomy?
Speaker 2 (17:21):
No? No, And people might think that was a bit,
but this is this actually did go through my brain
in the last twenty four hours. I was like, wait
a minute, I want to just shut it down. I'll
just shut it down and then there's no loopsies and uh,
did you.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Have a scare or like what made you think about that?
Speaker 4 (17:35):
Now?
Speaker 2 (17:35):
You just like no, I've been pretty fortunate. Kno, k
on Wooden. I've been lied to about it before. I've
I've been I have in my life had someone tell
me that I got them pregnant and I didn't.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Oh yeah in my life, Yeah yeah, I was she
pregnant for real?
Speaker 2 (17:52):
No oh. And the only reason I can say that
it's a no is because I was never provided any
proof of any kind and I and it was. I
don't really want to get it. It's not it's a
total downer story. But essentially it was supposedly this person
was pregnant, and supposedly the pregnancy ended before I was
ever aware of it, and it was it was used
(18:14):
as a manipulative strategy to make me feel bad and
to draw me back in. And I don't know, I
don't assume any of you guys have ever done this,
but unfortunately I have a number of male friends who
in the in the midst of a bad breakup, the
Hail Mary was a fake pregnancy, And sadly, I can
honestly tell you more than one guy I know, and
(18:35):
and then it and I don't know what the strategy
is on that either, because if it's not real, then
it's not real, and there is an end date, like
if you're not pregnant, you're not pregnant. And yes, you
could say I lost it or whatever, but like, I
don't exactly know what that how that brings people back
together just for juju.
Speaker 4 (18:56):
Please don't do that, ladies, that would be I would
hate to fucking have someone lie about that and then
have an issue getting pregnant later when they wanted to.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Yeah, and I don't know what the motivation was. I
don't know. All I can tell you is that all
I wanted was some assurance that what this person was
saying was real, and I never got it, So I
don't know if it happened. I don't know if it happened.
I was It was unbeknownst to me entirely, this was
very long time ago. I would have no way of
knowing if it was true or not true, and I
would have had no way of having any effect on
the outcome based on the story that I was told,
(19:24):
because apparently it all happened without my knowledge, which makes
me wonder why the story was even necessary for me
to know. Ye again, I believe, based on other behavior,
that it was there to manipulate me, to make me
feel shitty about the situation and myself, and maybe have
some pity for the other person involved. But again, all
I wanted, based on other behavior was confirmation that this
(19:45):
really happened. You went to a physician, something happened. Yeah,
there's something out there that you can help me understand
based on other erratic behavior, that this one thing that
you're doing meant some meant that it was real. And
I never got that.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Did she everally circle back with you?
Speaker 7 (20:04):
No?
Speaker 3 (20:05):
No, no, no, so but do that?
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Yeah no, but I don't know how we got to that.
But sadly, I know multiple examples of bad breakups and yeah,
oh yeah, like.
Speaker 7 (20:17):
The girls think that that's going to like you said,
like bring the man back in or have them, you know,
feel bad. And then there's some I don't know, like
fucking sympathy party sex or something, and it's like, it's
actually really unfortunate to even pretend.
Speaker 8 (20:28):
That you lost a baby, that whatever was lost, Like
that whole thing is so fucked up to me, and
it never works. They never get back together and paly
ever after.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
No, I think it's an attempt. Most men, who are
decent humans hear that and they perk up and they're like, okay, like,
no matter what's going on, we need to address this
because this is like this is a human this you know,
I don't care how toxic things. I don't care how
mad I was at you. Now we have this challenge
that we're going to face. You know, most responsible, good
(20:57):
people that will get their attention and and sadly I
think people know that and pray on that. And yes,
you have my attention now, but eventually you're gonna have
to tell me that you lied. And that's worse. And
so I guess I don't I've never understood that strategy.
But yes, but again, it wasn't even that. It wasn't
even hey, Fred, heads up, it was it was by
(21:18):
the way, just so you know, this happened, and I
never told you about it, and and and the and
the insinuation is either I'm supposed to feel connected to
you because of it, I'm supposed to feel bad because
of it. I'm supposed to feel irresponsible or immoral. And
the truth is I didn't feel any. I did feel
a lot of those things actually, until I was like,
if you want, if you want my reaction and you
(21:40):
want me to like respond to this with you, then again,
how did it happen? When it it happened? To give
me some inf fill me in on everything you went through.
Let me know and that that information never materialized.
Speaker 8 (21:52):
Interesting, Well there you go.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
So yeah, and by the way, you should google like
like pregnancy tests on and all. You can google all
kinds of things on Uh. There's their websites on the
Internet to help provide people with the evidence take evidence
they need to.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Oh yeah, my god, that's crazy.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
What are we doing.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
I know one guy who very a very close friend
of mine. He was sent a picture of a pregnancy test.
He reversed Google image and found that it was available.
It was a stock image, and that's how he knew
he was being led to. So you asked you if
I had a scare and the answer is no, but no,
I mean there was that, but that was a long
(22:31):
long time ago. But yet a thing. It's a mind fuck,
I'll tell you that.
Speaker 4 (22:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Anyway, shoot it up, man, I don't know, all over
the place whatever. Just have one enough for everybody. Yes,
there's enough for everybody. That's what I'm saying. Well, that's
another one altogether and probably a topic for another time.
But then there are guys out here who don't. They
just don't care, like they'd be okay if every if
(22:57):
they got everybody pregnant. Nick Cannon and then you got
to kind of wonder what kind of complex, Like, what's
that about. I am not one of those people, by
the way, So.
Speaker 4 (23:07):
Yeah, you don't strike meant to moderation.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
That's the theme of today's tangent. And and and here
we go, truly a tangent because I could not have
told you that we would end up here. Say something funny,
Paulina to end it me less serious than what we've
been talking about.
Speaker 8 (23:20):
Okay, let's just fucking party.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Rock on girl, Yeah, rock on girl.
Speaker 8 (23:26):
Let's fucking party on a Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Okay, all right, we'll end it there.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
We have Senior Frogs. Really quick. That something fun that's
up my mind right now. So you're having your welcome
party at Senior frog I sure am. That's amazing.
Speaker 7 (23:39):
I love that you said it was iconic because I
was really scared no one was going to get it.
And I'm like, if you're getting again, the girls that
get it, get it.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Oh I'm a girl that gets it.
Speaker 8 (23:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (23:47):
I was like, Senior Frogs, fucking epic, fucking iconic. Are
we eating or we just like vibing? So I'm having
open bar and some apps.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Oh my god, I know.
Speaker 7 (23:55):
So I'm really excited. It's gonna be a party. I've
never been a Senior Frogs that I have heard Fred
talk about it a lot, and I'm.
Speaker 8 (24:01):
Like, this is this is cool?
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Isn't on the strip?
Speaker 2 (24:03):
It is?
Speaker 1 (24:04):
I want to say.
Speaker 8 (24:04):
It's in Treasure Island.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
We're gonna be with like the tourists, and I love it.
Speaker 8 (24:07):
I know we're gonna wear a T shirts and everything.
Speaker 7 (24:10):
That place is still open, I guess because it's inside
or I just you can like see it from the
front on Google.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
And why do you want him to rest on Saturday?
Speaker 7 (24:18):
Well I might actually move it now to Saturday, Oh,
Senior frog Yeah, I was debating, Well, I was debating
which one I want to do.
Speaker 8 (24:25):
I just gonna be honest.
Speaker 7 (24:26):
I just want people, I guess, not my business or
my problem, but like, I don't want people to get
like crazy hammered on Saturday night. But even if we
don't do Senior Fogs, you're not you can still get
hammered on your own time.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
You're not going to go to your wedding because they
got hammered, I.
Speaker 8 (24:36):
Know, but then you're gonna feel gross.
Speaker 4 (24:37):
Everyone, by the way, is gonna get crazy hammered. Whether
you have it or not, that's true. Like that's what
I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (24:42):
So like.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
You're having a Vegas wedding, like you're ready, So I just.
Speaker 8 (24:48):
Didn't want you want to feel gross the next day.
But it's like I can't control.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
People are going to show up on Friday, most people,
most people up on Saturday. People are going to feel
fucked up by Sunday because that's that's that's what I
would normally leave Las Vegas for eight hours is my limit.
I feel gross by forty eight hours in Vegas. So
by your wedding, I think most people are going to
be like I may as well just keep drinking because
I'm a I'm on a fucking rage.
Speaker 8 (25:11):
It's fucking home stretch.
Speaker 7 (25:12):
Like I feel like Friday through Monday is a long
time and we're all very eyes Monday through Monday, Friday
through Mondays.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
So now I'm required to show up on Monday, Monday,
it's Monday. For the following Sunday, I'm gonna die all
right now, mine condems like right now leaving the dust stretch. Yeah,
the whole suitcase full of them.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Also, I never told Rufio we were doing the Tangents bummer.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Well, whoops, Okay, I forgot all right, Well, there you go.
That's a true tangent. Enjoy and live long and prosper
and buy and rock on.
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