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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, what a good tie into that. My blog today
about how I think guitarists has a jizz face. They
have a jizz A lot of them do, and I now,
I don't know that I can unsee it. I gotta
think that's if you watch a guitarist, a really passionate guitarist,
like really start riffing, I feel like that's probably what
their face looks like when they jizz. You're welcome for that.
(00:21):
Here's the tangent.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
It's the tangent with the Bread Show giving me all
the we couldn't talk about on air.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Yeah, I mean, that's probably what it looks like. If
I would like to imagine if I could play the guitar,
it would look that way, you know, like when I
was really getting into it, Like.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Is that what it looks like?
Speaker 1 (00:37):
No, actually it doesn't, so maybe not them. But this
came up last week and it was like boom, automatic
tangent And thanks to Kaitlin, our executive producer director of content,
she reminded me of it because it was like automatic tangent,
but then I forgot what it was. But it turns
out and you'll have to remind me how this came up.
It turns out though, that Jason Brown is a silent comer.
(00:58):
What yet, I didn't know that that was possible.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Really.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
I also I didn't used to make a lot of
noise when I when I do that, but now I
make a little more noise because well when it feels
good and too, I feel like it also validates. Uh yeah,
I feel like the other person, you know, appreciates.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
That we love a vocal. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
The other thing that I learned that people appreciate. And
I'm not going to be too too specific about when
this happened or why, but h is I was. I was,
I was messing around with somebody and you know this
was like part of it. Yeah, well you know I
was keeping it play. Yeah I love that. Yeah, yeah,
(01:41):
keep it playing?
Speaker 4 (01:42):
You know that thing?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Yeah? Well, actually, who do you think taught me this stuff?
Speaker 1 (01:45):
I'm learning a lot from very proud But like it was,
it was part of a series of events. Like so
it was like we'd hooked up and then we hooked
up again, so it was like it wasn't like it
was the only thing that happened, but we were messing
around and I think we're tired or whatever. So like
I did her, and then she did me, and I
(02:07):
think she thought she was doing me to like get
ready for the next phase.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
But it was so good. I just was good and.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
She and she was like, I'm actually really impressed with myself,
Like it was that good, you like. And she wasn't mad,
of course, because like I made sure she was good first. Yeah,
and I think she knew there would be more later,
so it wasn't a but like she I never thought
in my life there'd be a time where somebody would
be so happy that I finished doing that.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
Oh, we love a blowjob to completion.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Yeah, so do we, and so when given the opportunity.
Because I'll be honest with you, it seems that these days,
you know, in today's society, it seems like the blow
job in this economy, the blowjob is is typically the
(03:00):
prap for.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
The act, yea, like the appetizer, right.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
It never I'm sure there are a lot of reasons
for this, but it's rare that I find that that
is an act in itself, that that can go to
completion and everybody's okay with that. I don't find that
very often. I find it's like, let me just do
this to get you ready to do me again, basically
saying and I think a lot of it probably has
to do with the fact that men are not taking
care of business ahead of time, because I feel like
(03:24):
if you take care of your business up front, then
nobody's mad about that.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
I mean, they might want more.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
But like I feel like the reason that maybe women
don't take it all the way is because like, Okay,
I need this to work because I need more satisfaction
because I didn't get it before. So and I'm not
saying that I'm like captain, you know, lover, But what
I am saying is you might, guys, if you if
you want more of that.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
I mean a lot of people call me that I
make you.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Guys call me, yeah, I make you call me this CLB.
But I think guys, you might want to consider Rufeo
taking a little more time to make sure she's good
off the top because.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
I think, I say it again, think.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
If there's true satisfaction, and you guys can confirm or
deny this as women. And I'm not saying every time
because you know, the penetration itself is like this is
the tangent I can say that as an adults feel
I mean that's an act in itself, right, because people
I'm not saying people don't want that, but you might.
You might just get the you know, all the way
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to the end, because everybody's good at that point. Yeahiky,
you look puzzled, well because you're looking you're looking up.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Into the left, which means you're about to lie.
Speaker 6 (04:37):
No, I'm not lying. I'm trying to I'm trying to
follow what you're talking about. I'm gonna look confused. But
in my thought process is sometimes, yes, it's good to
get finish your woman, get her straight first, right, that's great.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
That's my objective every time.
Speaker 6 (04:52):
But sometimes as a woman, after I finish, I'm like,
I'm tired, I don't.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Do this more.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
I actually want you out the room.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
I'm good.
Speaker 6 (05:02):
If you always, if you always, if you always do
me first, then it's like, you know, I gotta work
after that. I would really like to just let you.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
So you're saying, basically, you're the guy in this scenario
where you don't the dude doesn't need to get off
right like she's exactly, And I guess all I'm saying,
just to make it clear, is that if you take
care of my thought process and I'll remember if I'm
ever with Kiki that I.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Keep that in mind.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
I have to work you ain't. You ain't going first
if I'm ever with you, clearly right.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
But I guess the point I was making is if
men take care of business off the top, then whatever
happens next. And again, I'm not saying every time, but
whatever happens next, I think you're good. You're covered because
you did your job already.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
You don't agree.
Speaker 7 (05:55):
I do agree, okay, because this is really not nice
that I'm going to say to my ladies.
Speaker 8 (06:01):
And I love my ladies, but like I.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Do, I love my ladies, but you're not gadding.
Speaker 8 (06:07):
I'm a lady, yo, I'm not gay though I'm not gay.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
I mean, you were at the Pride prey, but you're
not gad.
Speaker 8 (06:12):
I'm not saying nothing. I'm not gay.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Yeah, I remember.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
I remember like it was yesterday, because it was yesterday
when Caylen got mad for cussing on the mic and
on the on the float, and I'm like, yeah, the guy,
the guy with his dick hanging out and a dog
leash around his neck is going to be really offended
by the word so bad.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
I'm like ship.
Speaker 8 (06:37):
It's a gay parade, ma'am.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
The guy wearing a thong and and the top of
a dog mask is really going to be upset when
you say ship on the mike.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Too far?
Speaker 4 (06:47):
I went too far?
Speaker 7 (06:48):
Yeah, you went too far anyway, Sorry as you were, Yes,
upset the ladies, you're about to upset.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
You love them, but you're not gay.
Speaker 7 (06:55):
I'm not gay, but I listen like I feel bad
when like men, husbands, men's I'm not just deserving men,
because all men deserve this.
Speaker 8 (07:05):
Aren't getting like some form of regular head, like you
know what I'm saying.
Speaker 9 (07:08):
I feel like that said the ladies, I'm just going
to come back and be like, oh but what about me?
Speaker 8 (07:14):
And and I get that.
Speaker 7 (07:15):
He needs to take care of you too, of course,
but like I feel like a lot of us ladies like.
Speaker 8 (07:19):
We don't do that a lot.
Speaker 7 (07:20):
And I'm not a dude, but if I was a dude,
I would like my dicks up too.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Oh yeah, everybody needs their dick.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
I will say a blowjob to completion, like so it's
not it's very rare. It doesn't happen that And to me, that's.
Speaker 7 (07:37):
Kind of shocking information because it's a regular thing.
Speaker 9 (07:39):
On my menu.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Yeah no, I love that, trust me. I think Hobby
is a lucky guy from what I understand, because it's
the menu is volumeists.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Now, it's a long menu.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
It's like the cheesecake fat it's cheesecake.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
It's like the Bible, you know, in size there's an ad.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
For a jeweler in there. A lawyer. Yeah no.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Some of my long term or married friends say, like,
because we'll talk, you know, about sex or whatever, They'll
be like, oh, I'm not doing that to completion ever,
And I'm.
Speaker 8 (08:08):
Like, excuse, yeah, it happen very I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Just with the ladies again.
Speaker 6 (08:14):
But if it's not too completetion, like thank like what
you're not enjoying it right?
Speaker 3 (08:21):
It's complete, you know.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
I think for a lot of people it's a step
to the next step. It's a fluffing stage.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
It's not.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Because it's like that's how it goes. I I do
you a little bit, then you do me a little bit,
and then we have sex. I think that's how most
people view that.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
Gotcha.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Yeah, No, I'm not as a lady. I'm not upsided
by what I say.
Speaker 9 (08:41):
I don't want the ladies to come with me with
pitchforks because I feel like it should be normal life.
Speaker 8 (08:46):
I'm not saying all the time, and I'm not saying
to men who don't deserve it.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Everybody needs head right period.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
So Jason, back to you, you.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Don't make any noise when you reach the the highest high. No,
no vocal at all, fulfilling to mind.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
He doesn't care.
Speaker 5 (09:10):
I'm like, yeah, there might be some like heavy breathing
or like a like, literally, it are you.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
Doing it because you're courteous.
Speaker 6 (09:18):
I just feel like it's just I mean, it just
feels like.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
I don't want to be loud.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
No, it's just I kind of go with the fact
that it just you do. It feels natural, Like I
would never go in saying I need to make more
noise for this, or I need to make a different
noise for that. Like that's thinking too much. Like I
think you need to just like let it.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
You know, I'm making noise when I'm by myself. Yeah, yeah,
like yeah, when when I'm when I'm doing it to
myself because it's part of the process.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
It's a.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Conversation.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
I'm gonna make me, I'm gonna make yeah, make me.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
Dirty.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
No, I do say both those things that is, So what.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Do you know?
Speaker 4 (10:05):
I do too.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
I mean it's like I again, it's natural for me,
like it feels good. I don't know how I could
be quiet.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
It's just part of the release.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
I mean, I'm not going, you know, whatever, like get
born or whatever, but like, well no, maybe I do.
Actually just like that. It's interesting you guys. You guys
are vocal, yes, oh yeah.
Speaker 9 (10:23):
And if my man wasn't vocal, like I don't know
how it feels about that, yeah, if he was a
silent color.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
And so you're saying Mike doesn't care, so I guess
he doesn't care either, Like you know, if he doesn't care,
does he care if you're getting off? Yeah, because I
would just think it's it's satisfaction. Like I think it's
why women fake it, you know, because like men, it
makes men feel good to believe that you feel good.
The problem is, as we've talked about at nauseum, on
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and off the air, is when you do that, if
it's false, it's false hope, it's false reassurance. And so
if I'm dating somebody, you know, especially if it's new
and you're and you're going crazy over something, then that
I'm going there every time I'm going to, So you're
really just it's like false reassurance. Yeah, you know, it's Pavlovian.
You you're teaching someone to do something that you don't
(11:10):
really want them to do, so like, I would rather
that you either coach me or don't let me figure
it out, and your reaction is genuine rather than than
you know. And I guess if it's really bad, you're
never going to see the person again, then that doesn't matter.
But if you intend to like do this with somebody regularly,
then you you think you're hurting their feelings if you
don't love everything that they tell you to love or
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that they tell you they love doing. But I'm telling
you if you don't, if you're not relatively honest with
somebody or coach them or guide them, then they're just
going to do the thing that makes you yell every time.
Speaker 5 (11:41):
Yeah, well with you dudes's a little hard to fake it.
There's pretty much evidence of complete shit.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
I think I've faked it before. Yeah, I think I've faked.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
It before with a condom or.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Huh, we don't know her, yeah, condoms?
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Oh oh, I thought you mean the girl.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
I'm like, do you but you guys would know the difference. Mean,
it's the same with women.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Women.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
You guys can be very convincing, but there's a whole
there's a whole like reaction in the body, you know,
when you're actually like there's movement and there's like pulsation
and like and muscles tighten up, and I mean so like,
I get it.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
You've got to be a good actress.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
I know the people have.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Faked it with me before, but like there are there's
a lot that goes into it, and I do believe
I can tell when someone's really actually experiencing it. I
do think so, because there's just too much going on
that I don't know that that that you may not
think of every step because you clinch up and then
I don't know, I won't get into it.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
I'm not faking it ever again in life, Yeah I don't.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
I'm not journey you.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
Get to a certain age just like why would I
do it?
Speaker 3 (12:46):
I know we're silly for that.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
Yeah, I agree, you never do that again.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
I agree.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
I don't know because again the dudes just don't think
he's putting it down. And if he's not putting it down,
then you know, well interesting Jason is a silent comer.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
Does Mike make noise?
Speaker 1 (13:02):
No, it must be a real hood's que.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
That's a good thing too, because I know you like
to You like to please yourself in public places, so
it's probably good you don't make a lot of noise,
you know.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Oh, that's probably why he's sailing, because he's so used
to having to be.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
See cracking the nut open?
Speaker 4 (13:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Yeah, Well have we uncovered something deeper? Are you ashamed
of your orgasms?
Speaker 2 (13:30):
I don't think so.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
Catholic school, Oh.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
No, you don't want the Lord to hear you.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
I don't think about the Lord.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
I dated a Catholic girl not that long ago. Who
I believe this. She would stop me before the moment
before she would have an orgasm, because that that was
ungodly she experienced that level of play.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Sure was ungodly.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
I think some people see God during in.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Her opinion, but not the fact that she had a
dick in her No, No, that was okay.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
But she would she would literally like and I was
much larger than her, but she would like literally throw
me off of her be like stop stop stop, and
one time it happened. One time it happened, and she
was like ashamed, and I just kind of wonder, like
what sort of deep, deep issue? And she basically her
thing was like, I'm only going to do that with
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I only want to do that with my husband. I
only I only want to experience that level of pleasure
with my husband, and shut up. She didn't care if
I got off, but she she would the hell and
like she I mean, I don't I won't get too
(14:50):
graphic about it, but I mean, like aggressively be like
stop stop stop, stop, stopsop.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
I hope she's okay wherever she is.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
It makes me wonder, like it did. She was greatly.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
I liked her, but that was weird. That was a
little weird. I wouldn't have been able to ride with that.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Why did it end? She's a lot younger than me.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Oh poor girl. I need to make sure she's okay.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
And I didn't like that. I was like, you know, weird,
you should be happy that you can, you know. It
seemed like every time get to that point.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
She doesn't know how lucky she is, right, And.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
I just I don't think I could.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
I didn't know that I was going to marry her,
so I don't I don't think I could be with
her long enough, you know, I don't think that wouldn't
be sustainable, Like I don't know.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
No, and you're a pleaser, so you like would be
weird about like not doing it.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
And I feel like we've already defiled.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Like if you're worried about God, he's probably already got
a thing or two to say about this, so you
may as well just you know, well, let's just enjoy yourself.
Speaker 8 (15:45):
Yeah, that's the whole Christianity branch.
Speaker 9 (15:48):
Like there's some things that are okay and somethings at arens,
but it's like, is it really I'm sorry to be
the one that says this, but it's true.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Yeah, that's like that girl. I knew a girl in
high school who like wanted to preserve her virginity so
she only did it in the back door yep. And
I was like, yeah, we had a couple of girls
like that in college.
Speaker 8 (16:05):
Yeah, they actually believe this, guys.
Speaker 4 (16:07):
I'm like, yeah, they could have saved that for the
menu and got a ring.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Right, Yeah, they got to read Paulina's book.
Speaker 8 (16:14):
Yeah, Paulina's promise coming soon.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Hell, yeah, I'm running a forward one exactly.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Put it in your ass cheesecake factory menu.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
Here out of nowhere the way right, Thanks for joining
us to say in your.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Ass a book, probably book. It's like three steps.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
I thought you were single.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
He wanted to put in your ass for the last
twenty minutes found spot finally, all right, it's not like
he he just sucked his dick.
Speaker 9 (16:45):
Girl.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
I'm just saying that's what I would say, like right.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
To come silently.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
I'm soft now.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
If you come and don't make noise, God won't know that.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
You know how much I love God?
Speaker 2 (17:02):
And he loves me back. He does, of course he does.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
What if God was one of us?
Speaker 2 (17:06):
He does? Thank you.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Hey, by the way, just heads up though I'm not gay, Yeah,
thanks for I just nobody asked me, but I just
I was in Pride yesterday, but I'm totally not gay.
I was just there to support my gay friends. But
me myself and I not into that. And if you
don't know that joke, then you go back and listen
to the show from today on the IR radio app.
Thanks for listening. There you go, and a few tangents
(17:30):
in a row, we strung them together. You're welcome. We're
doing our job.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
You're welcome.
Well, what a good tie into that. My blog today
about how I think guitarists has a jizz face. They
have a jizz A lot of them do, and I now,
I don't know that I can unsee it. I gotta
think that's if you watch a guitarist, a really passionate guitarist,
like really start riffing, I feel like that's probably what
their face looks like when they jizz. You're welcome for that.
(00:21):
Here's the tangent.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
It's the tangent with the Bread Show giving me all
the we couldn't talk about on air.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Yeah, I mean, that's probably what it looks like. If
I would like to imagine if I could play the guitar,
it would look that way, you know, like when I
was really getting into it, Like.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Is that what it looks like?
Speaker 1 (00:37):
No, actually it doesn't, so maybe not them. But this
came up last week and it was like boom, automatic
tangent And thanks to Kaitlin, our executive producer director of content,
she reminded me of it because it was like automatic tangent,
but then I forgot what it was. But it turns
out and you'll have to remind me how this came up.
It turns out though, that Jason Brown is a silent comer.
(00:58):
What yet, I didn't know that that was possible.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Really.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
I also I didn't used to make a lot of
noise when I when I do that, but now I
make a little more noise because well when it feels
good and too, I feel like it also validates. Uh yeah,
I feel like the other person, you know, appreciates.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
That we love a vocal. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
The other thing that I learned that people appreciate. And
I'm not going to be too too specific about when
this happened or why, but h is I was. I was,
I was messing around with somebody and you know this
was like part of it. Yeah, well you know I
was keeping it play. Yeah I love that. Yeah, yeah,
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keep it playing?
Speaker 4 (01:42):
You know that thing?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Yeah? Well, actually, who do you think taught me this stuff?
Speaker 1 (01:45):
I'm learning a lot from very proud But like it was,
it was part of a series of events. Like so
it was like we'd hooked up and then we hooked
up again, so it was like it wasn't like it
was the only thing that happened, but we were messing
around and I think we're tired or whatever. So like
I did her, and then she did me, and I
(02:07):
think she thought she was doing me to like get
ready for the next phase.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
But it was so good. I just was good and.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
She and she was like, I'm actually really impressed with myself,
Like it was that good, you like. And she wasn't mad,
of course, because like I made sure she was good first. Yeah,
and I think she knew there would be more later,
so it wasn't a but like she I never thought
in my life there'd be a time where somebody would
be so happy that I finished doing that.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
Oh, we love a blowjob to completion.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Yeah, so do we, and so when given the opportunity.
Because I'll be honest with you, it seems that these days,
you know, in today's society, it seems like the blow
job in this economy, the blowjob is is typically the
(03:00):
prap for.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
The act, yea, like the appetizer, right.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
It never I'm sure there are a lot of reasons
for this, but it's rare that I find that that
is an act in itself, that that can go to
completion and everybody's okay with that. I don't find that
very often. I find it's like, let me just do
this to get you ready to do me again, basically
saying and I think a lot of it probably has
to do with the fact that men are not taking
care of business ahead of time, because I feel like
(03:24):
if you take care of your business up front, then
nobody's mad about that.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
I mean, they might want more.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
But like I feel like the reason that maybe women
don't take it all the way is because like, Okay,
I need this to work because I need more satisfaction
because I didn't get it before. So and I'm not
saying that I'm like captain, you know, lover, But what
I am saying is you might, guys, if you if
you want more of that.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
I mean a lot of people call me that I
make you.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Guys call me, yeah, I make you call me this CLB.
But I think guys, you might want to consider Rufeo
taking a little more time to make sure she's good
off the top because.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
I think, I say it again, think.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
If there's true satisfaction, and you guys can confirm or
deny this as women. And I'm not saying every time
because you know, the penetration itself is like this is
the tangent I can say that as an adults feel
I mean that's an act in itself, right, because people
I'm not saying people don't want that, but you might.
You might just get the you know, all the way
(04:28):
to the end, because everybody's good at that point. Yeahiky,
you look puzzled, well because you're looking you're looking up.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Into the left, which means you're about to lie.
Speaker 6 (04:37):
No, I'm not lying. I'm trying to I'm trying to
follow what you're talking about. I'm gonna look confused. But
in my thought process is sometimes, yes, it's good to
get finish your woman, get her straight first, right, that's great.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
That's my objective every time.
Speaker 6 (04:52):
But sometimes as a woman, after I finish, I'm like,
I'm tired, I don't.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Do this more.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
I actually want you out the room.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
I'm good.
Speaker 6 (05:02):
If you always, if you always, if you always do
me first, then it's like, you know, I gotta work
after that. I would really like to just let you.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
So you're saying, basically, you're the guy in this scenario
where you don't the dude doesn't need to get off
right like she's exactly, And I guess all I'm saying,
just to make it clear, is that if you take
care of my thought process and I'll remember if I'm
ever with Kiki that I.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Keep that in mind.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
I have to work you ain't. You ain't going first
if I'm ever with you, clearly right.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
But I guess the point I was making is if
men take care of business off the top, then whatever
happens next. And again, I'm not saying every time, but
whatever happens next, I think you're good. You're covered because
you did your job already.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
You don't agree.
Speaker 7 (05:55):
I do agree, okay, because this is really not nice
that I'm going to say to my ladies.
Speaker 8 (06:01):
And I love my ladies, but like I.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Do, I love my ladies, but you're not gadding.
Speaker 8 (06:07):
I'm a lady, yo, I'm not gay though I'm not gay.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
I mean, you were at the Pride prey, but you're
not gad.
Speaker 8 (06:12):
I'm not saying nothing. I'm not gay.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Yeah, I remember.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
I remember like it was yesterday, because it was yesterday
when Caylen got mad for cussing on the mic and
on the on the float, and I'm like, yeah, the guy,
the guy with his dick hanging out and a dog
leash around his neck is going to be really offended
by the word so bad.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
I'm like ship.
Speaker 8 (06:37):
It's a gay parade, ma'am.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
The guy wearing a thong and and the top of
a dog mask is really going to be upset when
you say ship on the mike.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Too far?
Speaker 4 (06:47):
I went too far?
Speaker 7 (06:48):
Yeah, you went too far anyway, Sorry as you were, Yes,
upset the ladies, you're about to upset.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
You love them, but you're not gay.
Speaker 7 (06:55):
I'm not gay, but I listen like I feel bad
when like men, husbands, men's I'm not just deserving men,
because all men deserve this.
Speaker 8 (07:05):
Aren't getting like some form of regular head, like you
know what I'm saying.
Speaker 9 (07:08):
I feel like that said the ladies, I'm just going
to come back and be like, oh but what about me?
Speaker 8 (07:14):
And and I get that.
Speaker 7 (07:15):
He needs to take care of you too, of course,
but like I feel like a lot of us ladies like.
Speaker 8 (07:19):
We don't do that a lot.
Speaker 7 (07:20):
And I'm not a dude, but if I was a dude,
I would like my dicks up too.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Oh yeah, everybody needs their dick.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
I will say a blowjob to completion, like so it's
not it's very rare. It doesn't happen that And to me, that's.
Speaker 7 (07:37):
Kind of shocking information because it's a regular thing.
Speaker 9 (07:39):
On my menu.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Yeah no, I love that, trust me. I think Hobby
is a lucky guy from what I understand, because it's
the menu is volumeists.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Now, it's a long menu.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
It's like the cheesecake fat it's cheesecake.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
It's like the Bible, you know, in size there's an ad.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
For a jeweler in there. A lawyer. Yeah no.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Some of my long term or married friends say, like,
because we'll talk, you know, about sex or whatever, They'll
be like, oh, I'm not doing that to completion ever,
And I'm.
Speaker 8 (08:08):
Like, excuse, yeah, it happen very I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Just with the ladies again.
Speaker 6 (08:14):
But if it's not too completetion, like thank like what
you're not enjoying it right?
Speaker 3 (08:21):
It's complete, you know.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
I think for a lot of people it's a step
to the next step. It's a fluffing stage.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
It's not.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Because it's like that's how it goes. I I do
you a little bit, then you do me a little bit,
and then we have sex. I think that's how most
people view that.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
Gotcha.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Yeah, No, I'm not as a lady. I'm not upsided
by what I say.
Speaker 9 (08:41):
I don't want the ladies to come with me with
pitchforks because I feel like it should be normal life.
Speaker 8 (08:46):
I'm not saying all the time, and I'm not saying
to men who don't deserve it.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Everybody needs head right period.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
So Jason, back to you, you.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Don't make any noise when you reach the the highest high. No,
no vocal at all, fulfilling to mind.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
He doesn't care.
Speaker 5 (09:10):
I'm like, yeah, there might be some like heavy breathing
or like a like, literally, it are you.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
Doing it because you're courteous.
Speaker 6 (09:18):
I just feel like it's just I mean, it just
feels like.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
I don't want to be loud.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
No, it's just I kind of go with the fact
that it just you do. It feels natural, Like I
would never go in saying I need to make more
noise for this, or I need to make a different
noise for that. Like that's thinking too much. Like I
think you need to just like let it.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
You know, I'm making noise when I'm by myself. Yeah, yeah,
like yeah, when when I'm when I'm doing it to
myself because it's part of the process.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
It's a.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Conversation.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
I'm gonna make me, I'm gonna make yeah, make me.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
Dirty.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
No, I do say both those things that is, So what.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Do you know?
Speaker 4 (10:05):
I do too.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
I mean it's like I again, it's natural for me,
like it feels good. I don't know how I could
be quiet.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
It's just part of the release.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
I mean, I'm not going, you know, whatever, like get
born or whatever, but like, well no, maybe I do.
Actually just like that. It's interesting you guys. You guys
are vocal, yes, oh yeah.
Speaker 9 (10:23):
And if my man wasn't vocal, like I don't know
how it feels about that, yeah, if he was a
silent color.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
And so you're saying Mike doesn't care, so I guess
he doesn't care either, Like you know, if he doesn't care,
does he care if you're getting off? Yeah, because I
would just think it's it's satisfaction. Like I think it's
why women fake it, you know, because like men, it
makes men feel good to believe that you feel good.
The problem is, as we've talked about at nauseum, on
(10:50):
and off the air, is when you do that, if
it's false, it's false hope, it's false reassurance. And so
if I'm dating somebody, you know, especially if it's new
and you're and you're going crazy over something, then that
I'm going there every time I'm going to, So you're
really just it's like false reassurance. Yeah, you know, it's Pavlovian.
You you're teaching someone to do something that you don't
(11:10):
really want them to do, so like, I would rather
that you either coach me or don't let me figure
it out, and your reaction is genuine rather than than
you know. And I guess if it's really bad, you're
never going to see the person again, then that doesn't matter.
But if you intend to like do this with somebody regularly,
then you you think you're hurting their feelings if you
don't love everything that they tell you to love or
(11:31):
that they tell you they love doing. But I'm telling
you if you don't, if you're not relatively honest with
somebody or coach them or guide them, then they're just
going to do the thing that makes you yell every time.
Speaker 5 (11:41):
Yeah, well with you dudes's a little hard to fake it.
There's pretty much evidence of complete shit.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
I think I've faked it before. Yeah, I think I've faked.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
It before with a condom or.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Huh, we don't know her, yeah, condoms?
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Oh oh, I thought you mean the girl.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
I'm like, do you but you guys would know the difference. Mean,
it's the same with women.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Women.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
You guys can be very convincing, but there's a whole
there's a whole like reaction in the body, you know,
when you're actually like there's movement and there's like pulsation
and like and muscles tighten up, and I mean so like,
I get it.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
You've got to be a good actress.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
I know the people have.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Faked it with me before, but like there are there's
a lot that goes into it, and I do believe
I can tell when someone's really actually experiencing it. I
do think so, because there's just too much going on
that I don't know that that that you may not
think of every step because you clinch up and then
I don't know, I won't get into it.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
I'm not faking it ever again in life, Yeah I don't.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
I'm not journey you.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
Get to a certain age just like why would I
do it?
Speaker 3 (12:46):
I know we're silly for that.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
Yeah, I agree, you never do that again.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
I agree.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
I don't know because again the dudes just don't think
he's putting it down. And if he's not putting it down,
then you know, well interesting Jason is a silent comer.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
Does Mike make noise?
Speaker 1 (13:02):
No, it must be a real hood's que.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
That's a good thing too, because I know you like
to You like to please yourself in public places, so
it's probably good you don't make a lot of noise,
you know.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Oh, that's probably why he's sailing, because he's so used
to having to be.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
See cracking the nut open?
Speaker 4 (13:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Yeah, Well have we uncovered something deeper? Are you ashamed
of your orgasms?
Speaker 2 (13:30):
I don't think so.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
Catholic school, Oh.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
No, you don't want the Lord to hear you.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
I don't think about the Lord.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
I dated a Catholic girl not that long ago. Who
I believe this. She would stop me before the moment
before she would have an orgasm, because that that was
ungodly she experienced that level of play.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Sure was ungodly.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
I think some people see God during in.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Her opinion, but not the fact that she had a
dick in her No, No, that was okay.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
But she would she would literally like and I was
much larger than her, but she would like literally throw
me off of her be like stop stop stop, and
one time it happened. One time it happened, and she
was like ashamed, and I just kind of wonder, like
what sort of deep, deep issue? And she basically her
thing was like, I'm only going to do that with
(14:29):
I only want to do that with my husband. I
only I only want to experience that level of pleasure
with my husband, and shut up. She didn't care if
I got off, but she she would the hell and
like she I mean, I don't I won't get too
(14:50):
graphic about it, but I mean, like aggressively be like
stop stop stop, stop, stopsop.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
I hope she's okay wherever she is.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
It makes me wonder, like it did. She was greatly.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
I liked her, but that was weird. That was a
little weird. I wouldn't have been able to ride with that.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Why did it end? She's a lot younger than me.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Oh poor girl. I need to make sure she's okay.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
And I didn't like that. I was like, you know, weird,
you should be happy that you can, you know. It
seemed like every time get to that point.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
She doesn't know how lucky she is, right, And.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
I just I don't think I could.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
I didn't know that I was going to marry her,
so I don't I don't think I could be with
her long enough, you know, I don't think that wouldn't
be sustainable, Like I don't know.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
No, and you're a pleaser, so you like would be
weird about like not doing it.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
And I feel like we've already defiled.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Like if you're worried about God, he's probably already got
a thing or two to say about this, so you
may as well just you know, well, let's just enjoy yourself.
Speaker 8 (15:45):
Yeah, that's the whole Christianity branch.
Speaker 9 (15:48):
Like there's some things that are okay and somethings at arens,
but it's like, is it really I'm sorry to be
the one that says this, but it's true.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Yeah, that's like that girl. I knew a girl in
high school who like wanted to preserve her virginity so
she only did it in the back door yep. And
I was like, yeah, we had a couple of girls
like that in college.
Speaker 8 (16:05):
Yeah, they actually believe this, guys.
Speaker 4 (16:07):
I'm like, yeah, they could have saved that for the
menu and got a ring.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Right, Yeah, they got to read Paulina's book.
Speaker 8 (16:14):
Yeah, Paulina's promise coming soon.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Hell, yeah, I'm running a forward one exactly.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Put it in your ass cheesecake factory menu.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
Here out of nowhere the way right, Thanks for joining
us to say in your.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Ass a book, probably book. It's like three steps.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
I thought you were single.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
He wanted to put in your ass for the last
twenty minutes found spot finally, all right, it's not like
he he just sucked his dick.
Speaker 9 (16:45):
Girl.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
I'm just saying that's what I would say, like right.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
To come silently.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
I'm soft now.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
If you come and don't make noise, God won't know that.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
You know how much I love God?
Speaker 2 (17:02):
And he loves me back. He does, of course he does.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
What if God was one of us?
Speaker 2 (17:06):
He does? Thank you.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Hey, by the way, just heads up though I'm not gay, Yeah,
thanks for I just nobody asked me, but I just
I was in Pride yesterday, but I'm totally not gay.
I was just there to support my gay friends. But
me myself and I not into that. And if you
don't know that joke, then you go back and listen
to the show from today on the IR radio app.
Thanks for listening. There you go, and a few tangents
(17:30):
in a row, we strung them together. You're welcome. We're
doing our job.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
You're welcome.
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