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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I don't even know what edition episode. Now we're on
a lot of tangents here. Well, please welcome yourself. No,
I'm welcoming you. You'll have to welcome I'm doing it.
I'm actually welcoming you. Why would you have to do
it yourself. I'm here.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Welcome yourself.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Yeah, welcome you. Yeah, welcome yourself. Usher yourself, have a seat,
Seat yourself for the next edition. Whatever number this is
of the tangent.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
It's the tangent with the breadshew giving you all the
we couldn't talk about on air?
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Can you tell? I do go back and listen to
stuff that we do, but I do it like occasionally,
you know, I don't do it every day because I
don't really like to hear myself talk, believe it or
not for a guy who talks for a living. And
another thing is about this job in this business, is
you kind of have to, at least professionally think a
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lot of the stuff that comes out of your mouth,
because otherwise how do you last twenty years? And the
product is you talking? Like, if you don't believe that
your shit doesn't stand to a certain extent, at least
at work, then how the hell do you survive, you
know what I mean, Like, if I don't care about
what I'm saying, then why the fuck should you? You
know what I mean? So people, I think sometimes there's
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a misconception, and it's not always. There's a lot of
people in the media industry who are completely and totally
full of themselves. But I also think sometimes when people listen,
you know, it's like if you're if you're not, if
you haven't been listening for a while, you don't have
an emotional connection to us. I think it will be
easy to make a flash judgment about what you might
think of any any of us as being attention seeking.
It's like, well, yeah, that's the job, right, Like, well,
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first we're attention seeking. But I don't like listening to myself.
But I do go back and listen sometimes because you
guys are funny and I forget about stuff. No you are,
though you are, And sometimes I can listen and go, Okay,
I know you're one of the funnier people. You're one
of the funnier of the people.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
No, thank you, I'm just amongst the people.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
We're all just us.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
Well, Pauline has a funny list, so.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
I'm not probably not even the tough five and.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
Moved up you absolutely, yeah, the top five, top like six.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Rufel gets mad that he's not like for number one.
I bother to No, I love him so much, can
I say something?
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Talk about it?
Speaker 5 (02:15):
He is like.
Speaker 6 (02:18):
He's like like suburban funny and by that, yes, like
dad suburban funny. Like I love Rufio. He's my brother
like from another mother. However, I don't find his humor
like funny like like that.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
I don't laugh at that.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
You just called him unfunny, completely funny.
Speaker 6 (02:37):
But you right, like that's not why I like kind
of like comedy though I'm a fucked up person, like
I'm not like normal.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
My comedy is very scary.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
But the way, the.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Reason, the reason that.
Speaker 6 (02:52):
The reason that you moved up, Fred is because I
relate to a lot of things that you say. You're
okay with making fun of yourself. If you say a
word wrong like that to me's fun and you'll say
some funny shit, it's funny.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
I don't know how to describe it. You'll say some
funny shit, Yeah, it's just funny.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
I relate to it. I could be like, okay, like
that was that was good?
Speaker 5 (03:09):
You caught that. You know what I mean, that's funny.
Speaker 6 (03:11):
Yeah, but when somebody makes a good joke like penis, like,
that's not funny to me, Like it is that funny?
Speaker 4 (03:19):
I don't know, Like I asked that serious boots are
not fun, I'm soried about booms dead asks about titties.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
I feel like every morning show tries to tell you
that they're like real, you know, Like I don't know
because I and I maybe I pay more attention to
it than most because this is what we do, and
I do spend time listening to other shows, which is
also feutile because I'm not listening to steal their content,
even though I would have no problem doing it because
people steal from us all the time and it doesn't
it is what it is. And I have stolen some things,
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but I've also fully acknowledged where I got them, so
I mean, you know, but then again, I think the
person I'm acknowledging I stole it from stole from somebody else.
There's a few dicks in the industry who claim that
everyone's stealing from like that if you did it, I
create eors, I'm like, fuck you, Like, I don't know.
They've been doing this ship since there was you know,
black and white, no sound flicker.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Flickerer was doing.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
His ship before you were shut the fuck up, like honestly, like,
and maybe you did invent it. Good for you. Well
then then I hope you have all the awards, and
I hope that you're I hope you're retired, and I
hope you have a gazillion dollars. And you don't have
any need to tell us this because the rest of
us are just copying you and us poor Fox still
have to come to work every day. So oh man, no,
you know what I mean. It just it drives me crazy.
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I'm like, guys, of course we stole from I mean,
it's all been it's all been done you. But the
other thing is I swear you could get and I'm
you could give the same blueprint. Somebody could have a
little packet. And by the way, this exists in our industry.
There are a lot of websites, several and I shouldn't
even say that there aren't a lot of websites. There
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are like three or four that will prepare an entire
packet every day. They call them prep services in the industry.
And there are shows that will print out the packet
and just go The show is page for page whatever
was already written, right, and so we all have access
to the same jokes and the same because you pay
to have this stuff and everybody's getting the same shit.
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And so if if it's that simple, just stealing bits
and performing pre written stuff, then everybody should be number one.
It should be just a constant ossa for who's number
one all the time. But that's where I was getting
with this, is like I think sometimes people listen to
our show, like the Coaches or whatever, the Consultants, and
they'll come to me with this a list of stuff,
and I'm like, but that's not like I don't I
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don't know, Like that's yeah, like, hey, if you make
a mistake, Fred, you you know, radio rules say you
shouldn't acknowledge it and you should just move on like
it never happened. I'm like, dude, people aren't fucking stupid, okay,
Like if I push the wrong button or if I
slip up on a word, that's me and I made
a fuck up. And people do it at work every
day and I'm not going to pretend like I did.
And because people aren't dumb, they hurt it. You know,
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some is up. Technically it happened, we did it more
than likely everybody work, right, Come on, you know the
thing about like you really rail on the management, Like
that's I mean, is you know what? Is it as
bad as I say it is? Yeah? No, it's not
in every case, but I will say that we all,
I think everyone listening can share in the frustration of
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working someplace where you sometimes feel like you're being micromanaged,
or you don't feel supported, or you feel like people
aren't paying attention to the right things or whatever. That's
where I'm going with that. I feel like it does
happen here, perhaps not as dramatically as I make it sound,
and yes, we're incredibly fortunate, but we still you know,
there's still some morons in the mix in the midst
I should say there. The other thing I do I
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recently got criticized about was that I'm I'm too self
deprecating and I should lay off the thing that we
only have thirteen listeners because we don't. And I'm like, okay,
so what do you want me to do? You want
me to go on here every day and talk about
how amazing I am, which I'm not, and then you
want and all of us should be better than everybody else,
And then you want me to talk about the millions
and people who listen to us. What the fuck is that?
Speaker 4 (07:04):
Like, I hear other shows talking about how good their
ratings are, and I'm like, oh, the only.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Time you're ever gonna hear that, I hope, is when
I'm thinking or we are thanking you, the consumer, the listener,
the family for making us that. And the only reason
I bring it up is because I do feel the
need to sometimes acknowledge you and thank you, because none
of this is possible unless people are paying attention and
listening and being loyal and supportive. Trust me, it has
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very little to do with us, and everything to do
with with the people who listen and support us.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
The thirteen.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
And if you ever hear me bring up ratings or
anything else about greatness out of the context of being grateful,
then you you should tell me to go fuck myself,
because then I lost it. And I sometimes I do
lose it, but not I hopefully not in that way, no,
because it's not quite imposter syndrome. But I do still
kind of wonder why the hell people think this is interesting?
Speaker 5 (07:58):
Every day.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
I don't know, but it seems like the looser that
we get and the more organic we are, and believe
it or not, this is like, this is pretty well
planned and orchestrated, and I think it drives the planners
in the room Jason and Kaalen crazy. But I feel
like the looser and the more organic things are, the
better we seem to do. And early in my career
I thought everything had to be planned and script that's
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nothing was ever scripted, but like there was a plan,
because man.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
You can't veer from it, right.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Management wanted to see. There used to be a time
where I had to send in every day what I
was going to do the next day, and then they
would sit there and listen and they'd check it off,
and they come and they would see if I was staying,
you know, on target. All these old school rules one
thought per break, and only one topic per quarter hour,
and only this and only that and the other thing.
It's like, that's not how people. That's how people talk though, No, no,
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you know, right, Like, think about how you would talk
at a table, you know, having dinner or coffee or
whatever with your friends. You don't stay on one top.
You might veer here and then go back to that
and yeah, this is sounds scattered as fuck sometimes. Yeah,
but like, I don't know that's real conversation. I guess
I don't even know how we got to this thing
because I want to talk about lesbians.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
Oh oh, I want to talk about lesbians. Also, someone
just texted that they agree with you Fred that kissing
is more intimate than other things, and I remember some
people disagreed.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Ki, I'm shocked that you don't agree. Now I can
be and you should be sorry. I can now be
sort of more descriptive about this. Yeah, yes, okay, So
I think kissing is more intimate than intercourse in context,
because if I'm kissing you, yes, I'm up on your face.
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You know I've looked you in the eyes. First, my
tongue is in your mouth, yours is in mine.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Oh shit, I like this movie.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Yeah, going, But but there we can have sex in
such a way that I never see your face. I
mean it's possible that you could posit. Not you, but
a person could position herself or himself in such a
way that I mean, look, in the gay community. I
don't mean to single it out, but I mean there
is such thing where you never even see the face
of a guy who's in stuff you're involved with.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Right, yeah, no, that's very true. But I don't agree
with you.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
I think that if you're literally in my body with
your private part, and that's about as intimate and as
close as you can literally gas you are with kissing
too though, right your tongue, I'm talking about your penis,
if it is inside of any of my holes, that
is the most intimate that you could possibly get. I
don't care where you stick your tongue, but I could
never inside me.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
But how can it be intimate if I don't ever
if I don't connect with you in some sort of way,
if that makes sense, like like being as being as
I mean I could, I could almost with no hands
even like be inside of a person, and.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Like the act itself, sex is intimate.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
I guess I think kissing by definition is more intimate. Now,
do I think you can have extremely intimate sex? Yes,
you know, where you're looking at each other, where you're connecting.
I hope that's what most of it is for people
that they're you know, thriving off of the other person's
enjoyment whatever else. But like I do, I think you
can have completely transactional, emotionless sex. Yes. Do I think
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you can emote emotionlessly kiss someone?
Speaker 4 (11:14):
Yeah, I don't know, Yes you can.
Speaker 6 (11:17):
My best friend Jonathan literally was talking about the other
day he makes out what he used to I guess
in college, but like he used to make up with girls,
and he said he just loves kissing and making out
and he's like, I love doing.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
A lot of gay guys that like to make out
with women, and.
Speaker 6 (11:29):
So like, I don't think he was sitting there being like,
this is really intimate. Like, I think he just thought
of it as like, this is fun, this.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
Is an activity. I think head is more intimate than sex.
I agree. I don't know anyone else feeling type boy
about that.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Oh yeah, I agree. Yeah, I think I think moral
sex is far more intimate than the respond than intercourse.
Would you agree with that, Kiki?
Speaker 4 (11:57):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (11:57):
Yes, absolutely.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Well, then how is that different? Get it really just
sort of circulates around.
Speaker 5 (12:03):
The mouth, Yeah, I mean, but mouth private.
Speaker 7 (12:05):
Yes, if I'm putting my oh my god, I really
like you, oh yeah, and then I'll yeah. I mean,
I don't disagree with that. It's definitely more intimate than
regular sex. But but sex is more intimate than kissing.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
Uh, guys never like make out anymore? And that's all?
Or does nobody do that?
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Like not, I you're in a.
Speaker 4 (12:28):
Long relationship, do you guys even make out?
Speaker 5 (12:30):
I feel like people.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
Don't make out anymore.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Not like it's a lost art, like you know, up
against like tossing and turning and rolling around and all
this crazy dry up.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
Yeah, over the jeens stuff like OTPHD.
Speaker 7 (12:44):
Sex with girls that you did not kiss.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
Yeah, that that's a great question, because that would be terrifying.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
No, but again, I don't. I don't. I don't think
if I don't want to kiss you, then I would
have sex with.
Speaker 7 (12:55):
You because it's so intimate.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Because the kissing is so because the kissing is so intimate.
You just prove my point.
Speaker 7 (13:03):
No, the sex is intimate, and you're kissing her because
you're intimate.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
I just don't think I want to be I don't
think I want to proceed with someone that I would
have no interest in kissing.
Speaker 5 (13:15):
That's good, Okay, I think I'm happy about that.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
That's true. So I want to talk about lesbians, and
not necessarily lesbians, but I and bisexual people. What Rufio nothing. Oh,
you had a look on your face like you didn't
want to talk about lesbian.
Speaker 5 (13:30):
He always wants to talk about.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
I was gonna say, like, this is right up your alley.
Like if I would have I would have thought that
little that little man pony on top of your head
or whatever, that I would have thought that thing would
have perked right up when I said, Leslie, what is
that called on top of your head? High? Pony? High?
That's why I was looking for. It was a proper Terminalita, Hi,
it's not quite a bud.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
No, it gets excited when he gets excited.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
It's a high pony. Because Polly has those sometimes.
Speaker 6 (13:55):
Oh, that's true.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
And by the way, she's on her way. And this
is a weird segue. Yes, anyway, they're going to see
my mom today. They're on their way, and I'm just
I'm just very jealous that I'm not there. Well, you
got a lot of making up to do you want
to get back in that? Will? You and mom a
Fred have a lot of making up to Do you
try to kill her dog?
Speaker 2 (14:16):
No, she forgave me for that.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
I don't know that she did. She did.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
I have the takes.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
You're good. I would not be surprised. Many of you
have full on dialogue with my mom that I'm not
aware of it.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
I'm doing it right now as we speak.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
No, I think that's wonderful. She loves you all. No,
but I was thinking about this lesbians. So I matched
with a girl on the dating app thing who's bisexual,
at least that's what she says, and I don't. I
have And this is a hypothetical because I don't even
know this person, but it just got me thinking. And
you know, I have a little bit of insecurity about
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or not. It's not really insecurity, it's just in my mind.
I want to feel like when I'm with someone I like,
like I'm pleasing them at the highest level, and I can.
I can. My own theory is that I'm probably not.
But I want to believe that I'm doing a good
job because it matters to me if if my partner.
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It almost matters to me more if my partner is
satisfied than if I'm satisfied.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
And I love that about you.
Speaker 7 (15:17):
Yeah, we're doing that, but I just love that for
the women.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
You stop, Ky Cayle and Paulina were we all do it. Rufio,
Jason will.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
Because you don't you.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
I think I've been linked sexually to every one of
you at some point. It's mostly Kaitlin, but I mean
I think at one point or another, I apparently had
sex with all of you, except for intern Benamen. Apparently
I never had sex with him.
Speaker 5 (15:44):
He's just a bab.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Was gonna say. He probably complained he's not getting paid.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
For free.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
No, I'm never let me tell you wrong. Get but okay,
but we can flip this too, like for the women, like,
let me flip this on you. So let's say that
you and I already know what Kalin's going to say
because she's she's vocalized many times. Is she's very confident
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in her abilities. And I love that, I really do.
I love that you feel that way.
Speaker 5 (16:21):
The only thing I'm confident.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
That's wonderful. I guess I'm more sort of I actually
speak louder than myself. I hope that my actions around
saying that except on the radio, but when we were
talking about sex anyway, So I'm will flip this. So
you'd match with a guy on a dating app who
says he's bisexual, Okay, great, whatever, you go out with him,
things are going well and you guys start having sex
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or you know, having you know sex, sexual activities are
taking place. Is there any part of you that would
wonder if another man could please him better than you can,
because another man would know better how to do it, Like,
for example, I mean, the first thing came into my mind.
It wasn't specific to this woman, but it was like,
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this woman has been with other women, and I would
imagine a woman is more often than that. And I
think I've actually heard this. It's not true, but I
would think more often than not, a woman would just
be better at doing other things to women because you
have the same parts, and you understand each other, and
you have the same psychology, and you might understand each
other in a way and have a connection in a
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way that I can't.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
You've heard that's not true, because every lesbian I know
says it's one hundred percent true.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Oh I've heard some women don't know what the fuck
they're doing.
Speaker 5 (17:41):
Really.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
I literally just had this conversation with my friend who's
gay the other day and she's like, it's one hundred
percent of the time. They know way more than anyone could.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Oh No, So I was surprised to hear this from
someone one side because I just assume. I just assumed
that like every girl going down on every girl is fantastic,
yeah and interesting. And this person who I asked about
it was like, no, no, no, because it's it is
preference based and and not there's different levels of experience
and different comfort levels, just like there would be in
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heterosexual sex.
Speaker 4 (18:10):
Isn't it hot to go? Like what do you like?
Like I want to do what you like? Like it's
okay to ask or like.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Yeah, but I mean even then, like I don't know,
I guess a guy would be more likely to be
better at giving a guy a blowjob off the bat
because a guy has the same parts. I mean, have
you found that?
Speaker 3 (18:33):
I mean, I think people know the basics, but when
it comes to like skill, there's definitely some bad and
some good. Like I don't think just because you have
one you automatically know exactly.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
And see that was what I was told by the
lesbian too. It was like, like, you know, every guy
can't just you know, suck a great dick, right yeah,
basically yeah.
Speaker 5 (18:51):
Don't you have better odds though? Because you know, like
what I mean, I'm.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Sure you go in with some knowledge, so like you're.
Speaker 5 (18:57):
I don't know what it's like to temippe, but.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
I've had there's been some bad Kohners, and you know,
yeah that's fair. But again, like you said, it's all
preference based, like maybe this person did that to me,
but people love it.
Speaker 4 (19:06):
You know, I don't like your ball's touch, right, you
don't touch my balls?
Speaker 1 (19:09):
And I guess I've also I don't know why and
it this is like so totally unfair. But I think
for a long time I sexualized bisexuality. I even sexualized
homosexuality in some ways out of Nayavita. And this is
when I was younger, out of not knowing a lot
of gay people. For me, it was just I wasn't
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concerned or thinking about the human connection. It was just like, oh,
you guys have sex with each other, like you guys
have sex differently than I do kind of thing. And
I only learned in time having a gay roommate and
having gay close friends and whatever else that like the
misconception about what straights and gays are doing and how
often they're doing it and the activities engage in is
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typically I think for a lot of straight people wrong.
I think, like I don't know I think a lot
of straight men think that gay men are having anal
sex all the time. For example, Yeah, only to learn
from a roommate when I was twenty years old, like, no,
that's not well. I think the reason is I don't
think it's sinister. I think it's because we're used. That's
how we have Like that's straight people have penetrative sex
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every time. Yeah, right, so I think that's why we
thought that. And I think when it comes to bisexuality
in the case of a woman, for whatever reason, my
brain immediately turns to you hook up with women or
threesomes or when really it's like, no, what I'm saying
here is I'm just attracted to whatever I'm attracted to,
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and I don't necessarily view them comparatively or but I
think as a guy, and as a guy with my mindset,
where I go is, oh, I'm being compared in some
way to how a woman could please you. And I
guess what I've learned, or I think I've learned, is
that it isn't that necessarily that way.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
If that makes sense, that's honest, that's for sure. I
think it's connection too, right.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Right, Like, like if I may connect with a man
and not any man, but you more strongly than the
last man or the last woman, right, and then the
rest of it doesn't really matter anymore. But I guess
for me, for some reason, it's like my brain goes
to again wanting to be good and being competitive. My
brain goes to, well, I don't know that I could
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please you as well as someone a woman could, because
a woman shares aspects of you know, psychology and anatomy
that I don't.
Speaker 3 (21:31):
I wouldn't assume that. No, I don't think that it's
like that every single time. And I think it's also
it goes a lot goes into it, like it's not
just like okay, it's not so compartmentalized, like I got
off better with this person than this person, so I'm
automatically disqualifying you, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
It's not so I don't.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
Think it's so competitive as you know you might be
assuming it is.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
Yeah, No, these are all my n niavit naivityes naiavita.
I don't know this is like, this is just I'm
just I'm just vocalizing where my brain goes, even though
I don't necessarily think it's right. But I will say
that pound for pound, I'm gonna be a little worried
if I meet this, meet this hypothetical woman who I've
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never even met, and go down on her, I'm gonna
be like if the fucking girl that went down on
her last like probably killed it.
Speaker 4 (22:21):
Just try your basket and say you like that?
Speaker 5 (22:24):
And if she says, yeah, I keep doing that.
Speaker 7 (22:27):
Or you should say, can you call the last girl
and see if she can come teach me how to
do it right and we can all have a good time.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Would you mind? Can we call her? Here? We go? Here?
We got sexualizing?
Speaker 2 (22:40):
This happened.
Speaker 5 (22:43):
Roof over far.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
That sounds like a threesome.
Speaker 4 (22:50):
Yeah, bring your girl over. We can be friends.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Why are you penciless in the corner? Oh, I'm just
trying to learn.
Speaker 7 (22:57):
To use my mouth.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
Why are you naked in bet? Why are you wearing
a director's flight.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
What's happening here? The flashlight away?
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Why naked with one of those go pros on the
on the stick? You know? So not even that like
like the director painters. You know what I'm about? Like
the cap?
Speaker 4 (23:27):
Yeah, I do know what you're.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Going to Why do you keep saying action?
Speaker 4 (23:33):
There are I have some videos on like porn websites
that are like instructional, which I kind of appreciate, Like
it'll be like how to you know, give a woman
head or whatever, and I'm like so interested in what
like the because yeah, there's like one thing that some
women can do and other women have an experience, and
I think I've watched how to do that before and
I'm like.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Wow, yeah they have. There's someone that on TikTok to
actually like like tame versions of like like tips and
tricks and whatever. But I'm sure this is true for men.
But what I can say from my perspective with women
is there is no one playbook. You're right about that,
there's no because even some will say, like the most
basic one I've heard is do the alphabet with your tongue.
Speaker 4 (24:14):
That is yeah, I heard that when I was younger,
like that was the myth.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
But like, okay, so your tongue is active, Okay, great,
but is it is it fast? Is its slow? Is
it pressure? Is it no pressure? I don't know. I'm
just saying, like what you know, you don't even do it,
you don't even know your ABC is. I'm just saying,
(24:41):
I don't do that. Please don't just I don't know,
there's a million different Like I've done things that people
that like it seems aggressive and they're totally digging it,
and then the next person's like what the fuck you know? No, no, no, no, no,
or whatever. So I think you have to sort of like,
I don't know, there's no there's no one.
Speaker 4 (24:57):
Yes, I agree with I would say the.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Same thing with the blowies. I don't think. I don't
think there's any one reals like some different ship playbook.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
No, no, no, no, it's not all the same. It's
not all the same. Not everywhere likes the same thing.
Speaker 6 (25:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
Sorry, no, it was like no, no, no.
Speaker 4 (25:20):
No, no touch Jason, don't if you ever.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
He loves it and his feet his feet, look at
his feet, his move his legs around. But don't tell
him what you're doing.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Yeah, yeah, definitely, don't tell me what you're doing.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
All right, Well, that was interesting me, believe it or not.
I found that I really saw. I thought about that.
I'm like, do I need to be self conscious about that?
Speaker 4 (25:42):
No? Please, don't overthink anything in the bedroom now, you
tell me.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Just have fun, Yeah, just having good.
Speaker 5 (25:51):
Fun, honey, Yeah, yeah, rock on girl.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
What's the speaking of the alphabet. What's gonna be this?
This tangent was brought to you by the letter what. Paulina,
she she wasn't being this this edition of the Tangents.
This is like Sesame Street. It's brought to you by
the letter Pick a letter V for what and a number.
Speaker 4 (26:19):
He got to pick a number and number three four
V three V three.
Speaker 6 (26:26):
Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
I do go back to the lesbians go out with
her though threemes right.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
I want to hear about that.
Speaker 4 (26:37):
Have you done a three some? He said, yeah, right, yeah, yeah.
How was it for you?
Speaker 6 (26:42):
He said, it wasn't ang You had a three a couple,
two guys and the girls and.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Two girls, and it would, by the way, for the record,
never it was never my idea.
Speaker 5 (26:52):
Really.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
In two separate situations, I was dating one of the girls,
and in both cases I think it was an excuse
for each of the girls to experiment with a girl,
because if a guy's there, it's like, oh well, now
it's a threesome. So you know, this isn't getting.
Speaker 4 (27:05):
It's like you get out of here.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
But that's exactly what happened, not it wasn't quite get
out of here. But it was like it was like,
let me done kind of. I mean, you just watched
take notes, And what I think was happening was it
was all fun and games until here's it. I think
that if you're gonna do it, you either have to
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be in a special dynamic and discuss it, or you
have to be in one where nobody cares about anybody else.
Because what happened was there was always more investment from
one of the girls because I was dating one of
the girls. And so then it's all fun and games
until I start doing shit to their friends. Oh no,
and now all of a sudden, it's not the best idea.
(27:49):
And then what I think happens is, in both of
these cases, the primary girl sort of no pun intended,
sort of cannibalizes the situation such like almost physically block
me such that my only choice is to do stuff
to her in a way. That's what happened. Both times.
Speaker 6 (28:05):
You were dating one of them, or you were everybody
was single.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
No, well I was not like girlfriend boyfriend, but in
each case I was more invested with one of the people.
Speaker 5 (28:13):
Each case.
Speaker 4 (28:14):
Yeah, two cases, he had multiple three Wait, I have
so many questions.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Okay, so you had one too, haven't you. No, I
thought you did.
Speaker 4 (28:21):
Every single guy is like dreams Mary over here monogamous
except for the system monominous.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
But it was one of the time, so monogamo.
Speaker 4 (28:29):
I have questions.
Speaker 5 (28:31):
I want I want to ask you. I have questions. Okay,
so may I please?
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Fred boy? We just we just it's like over, it's
almost over. I just edged the whole audience. It's almost over.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
But now we're bad.
Speaker 5 (28:45):
Okay, yeah, please excuse me the fread show. I I okay.
Speaker 4 (28:50):
So, from the point of having the first conversation, which
I'm assuming there was a conversation, especially if you were
to gatting for one of them, you know, the initial
like hey we should you know, fuck my friend?
Speaker 1 (28:59):
No, there was no commonversation. Nope. In either case, like
we it was one of those things where in nowhere
in both cases.
Speaker 5 (29:07):
You were all drunk and she was like who, like
says want to come back, bitch or what.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
Yeah. Basically it was like there was a lot of
drinking involved. We're at the club or whatever at the bar.
I was much younger and I was being paid to.
It was like we'll come back, come back to the house,
like we'll drink or whatever, or a bunch of people did,
and it just winds up at the at the end
being to you know, girl, her friend in one case.
(29:34):
In one case maybe there were three then because in
one case we brought a buddy and I was going
through this breakup. He was just wallowing in fucking self pity,
and so we went out to the bar. We got
him a girl. It was a it was a friend
of the girl I was seeing, and we go back
to the house and the whole thing was you're going
to bang this girl. And then he was like, so
(29:54):
so MOPy, my girl and I went into the room
to do our stuff, and after about forty five minutes,
that girl just swings the door open. It's like, this
is boring, closes the door and takes her close off
and gets in bed.
Speaker 4 (30:06):
Holy shit, whoat open?
Speaker 1 (30:10):
Yep, But she's real sad. After that, Yeah, I would
have started crying.
Speaker 5 (30:14):
I literally like oncoming travels.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
I mean, you would have came in the room.
Speaker 5 (30:20):
Unintended.
Speaker 4 (30:21):
All right, get in here, big guy, dude.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
Wow. Okay, because no, in every case it was it
was relatively impromptu.
Speaker 4 (30:32):
Okay, Because I've always like I've I just love interviewing people.
About this, Like I feel like usually like if you're
dating someone that's a relationship, there's a conversation, but I
always worry about the part where like you bring the
friend and then like do you go out and act
like it's not gonna happen late? You know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (30:47):
Like it's a little role player.
Speaker 4 (30:49):
Well, like am I acting like.
Speaker 5 (30:50):
I'm not gonna fuck you both later?
Speaker 4 (30:52):
Or like do you talk about it like it just
seems like an interesting thing.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
A lot of people like they converse to your point
and they come up with the ground rules and the are.
Speaker 4 (31:00):
There snacks like do you come over and have dinner?
And then we get to.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
I mean no, because I guess I wasn't serious enough
with any of these people.
Speaker 4 (31:09):
Like boundaries and rules that we would have.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
Had, like we were seeing each other consistently, but it
wasn't like we were in a marriage or a long
term relationship where real damage could be done. But I
will say in each case it was like in all
the cases it except for one, I guess the third
one I forgot about.
Speaker 4 (31:24):
Also, did anyone hear the flex that he was fucking
for forty five minutes before the friend came out?
Speaker 1 (31:29):
Yeah? I was fucking but I was. I'm involved in activities.
Speaker 5 (31:32):
Yeah, for forty five minutes activities.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
Now that's that's I can I can go. That was
when I was like twenty three years old. That was
that was a challenge. Now I can go that long,
no problem. I just don't want to.
Speaker 5 (31:44):
So you lost your V card and then started having threesomes?
Oh yeah, Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
I was twenty one. I was in college with the
V card. Oh okay, that's another story in itself. But no,
then I got I've made up for lost time. I
mean a lot of things. Have a real fast, real fast.
Speaker 7 (32:01):
Because my thing wasn't. I was only shook because you
haven't a threesome means you got to put two girls out,
like you know what I'm saying both day rides outside,
That's what I was thinking.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
This is before uber, So this was back in the day,
Like the brothers were outside. I'm like, hey, green Cap Horrible,
did you take this one? Charlie Chaplin's out there trying
to film this ship.
Speaker 4 (32:29):
You trying to please two different girls would probably be
hard for him too, because he stresses about it.
Speaker 7 (32:34):
You stress about it, well, then one girl blocking him
from even pleasing the other one, so that probably pitched
you out.
Speaker 5 (32:38):
Yeah yeah, a lot of limbs.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
It all kind of worked out, I guess. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (32:44):
Wow, so no one else has because I like to
ask no one else. Really I've discussed it in a relationship,
but we never got there.
Speaker 6 (32:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
Same, Yeah, I don't. I don't think if the terms,
if the connection had been stronger and the terms had
been different, I don't think I could go for it.
Speaker 4 (33:00):
I was in love, so basically it was going to
be like you watch from over there because you're not
touching someone else.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Because I've been invited into shit like semi recently, and
I've even been I've had people proposition me who are
in open relationships, and I just I can't get all
the way there with it because in my mind, I'm
gonna inevitably I'm gonna wind up like in the person
with whom there are supposed to be boundaries, right Like
(33:27):
that's just how my brain will work. Like right now,
I can do whatever I want and and I don't.
I don't owe anybody anything, but I tell you right now,
the girl, the woman I'm gonna fall in love with
if I'm if I'm playing around like that is the
one who's not going anywhere, and so I just don't
need to be doing that, and so I don't. I
(33:48):
dabble like I talk about doing it, but then I
don't do it. Yeah, because I'll tell you right now,
I'm gonna this person will be like, it's just it's
everything that you think a person would want. This is
just sex. It's transactional. You know, I'm married, I got
my whole family life over here. I don't need you
for any of that. I just want to have sex
with you. Oh great, come on over and and that
(34:08):
girl will put it on me and I'll be like fuck,
you know, and then and then she'll easily be able
to say to me, well, I told you from the beginning.
I told you like, this is this is what it is,
and why are you doing this?
Speaker 4 (34:19):
Then you're crying in the car and I'm the.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
Guy with my dick in my hand on the couch.
Poor guy, But he had his I don't feel bad
because he I mean that was for him. You know,
we were and she was, she was down, she was
gonna do He was just too busy crying or something.
I don't know what he was.
Speaker 5 (34:35):
When you walked out. Was he like God damn.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
I don't think he was happy. But I'm like, do
what do you want me to do? Like it was
everything was good?
Speaker 5 (34:43):
Everything was good.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
Yeah, right, well let's try to some more time. Today's
tangents brought to you by the letter V four.
Speaker 5 (34:53):
Three for V three.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
We even had time. Now this is the stir time signals.
Speaker 5 (34:59):
Yeah, he doing.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
It's the third time we okay, three? Okay, that's the vitamin. Right,
you're supposed to get. How many? You gotta get your
V three every day?
Speaker 4 (35:08):
Get your V three in?
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Yeah? How do you get in though?
Speaker 4 (35:11):
The V three?
Speaker 1 (35:11):
Where do you get the V three?
Speaker 5 (35:13):
You have to buy at the store.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
It's like a suppler. Correct, Okay, it's brought to you.
But so now we're pushing supplements. Great, thank you, fantastic
or who's the other guy, Alex Jones? Thanks Alex.
Speaker 5 (35:28):
You do a great Alex Jones impression.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
But I'm afraid to do it on the air because
we were gonna think, I like, really attention to that ship.
You gotta try my supplement. It'll make your dick hard,
hair throwing your head and you're gonna.
Speaker 4 (35:42):
Lip like it's actually they closed my eyes like that.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
You're hey Galen Alex Jones.
Speaker 5 (35:50):
I fucking hate you, Alex.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
I hate me broke, I'm a dem ship, I'm Alex Jones.
The guy who does it on Stern is fantastic stick Oh,
I haven't heard him, and it's not not only is
it really good, but like he also writes out stuff
that like is exactly what what Alex Jones would say,
you know, like you need to buy the whatever what
(36:12):
says the nugenics four three do. His stuff is incredible
to make you live forever. The Nazi government, conspiracy conspiracists
or they don't want you to know about this. You
ever heard of this gy Alex Jones. No, that's a
good thing. That's a good thing. And now I don't
have a voice for a week. Okay, bye, guys,
I don't even know what edition episode. Now we're on
a lot of tangents here. Well, please welcome yourself. No,
I'm welcoming you. You'll have to welcome I'm doing it.
I'm actually welcoming you. Why would you have to do
it yourself. I'm here.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Welcome yourself.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Yeah, welcome you. Yeah, welcome yourself. Usher yourself, have a seat,
Seat yourself for the next edition. Whatever number this is
of the tangent.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
It's the tangent with the breadshew giving you all the
we couldn't talk about on air?
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Can you tell? I do go back and listen to
stuff that we do, but I do it like occasionally,
you know, I don't do it every day because I
don't really like to hear myself talk, believe it or
not for a guy who talks for a living. And
another thing is about this job in this business, is
you kind of have to, at least professionally think a
(00:49):
lot of the stuff that comes out of your mouth,
because otherwise how do you last twenty years? And the
product is you talking? Like, if you don't believe that
your shit doesn't stand to a certain extent, at least
at work, then how the hell do you survive, you
know what I mean, Like, if I don't care about
what I'm saying, then why the fuck should you? You
know what I mean? So people, I think sometimes there's
(01:09):
a misconception, and it's not always. There's a lot of
people in the media industry who are completely and totally
full of themselves. But I also think sometimes when people listen,
you know, it's like if you're if you're not, if
you haven't been listening for a while, you don't have
an emotional connection to us. I think it will be
easy to make a flash judgment about what you might
think of any any of us as being attention seeking.
It's like, well, yeah, that's the job, right, Like, well,
(01:32):
first we're attention seeking. But I don't like listening to myself.
But I do go back and listen sometimes because you
guys are funny and I forget about stuff. No you are,
though you are, And sometimes I can listen and go, Okay,
I know you're one of the funnier people. You're one
of the funnier of the people.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
No, thank you, I'm just amongst the people.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
We're all just us.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
Well, Pauline has a funny list, so.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
I'm not probably not even the tough five and.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
Moved up you absolutely, yeah, the top five, top like six.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Rufel gets mad that he's not like for number one.
I bother to No, I love him so much, can
I say something?
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Talk about it?
Speaker 5 (02:15):
He is like.
Speaker 6 (02:18):
He's like like suburban funny and by that, yes, like
dad suburban funny. Like I love Rufio. He's my brother
like from another mother. However, I don't find his humor
like funny like like that.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
I don't laugh at that.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
You just called him unfunny, completely funny.
Speaker 6 (02:37):
But you right, like that's not why I like kind
of like comedy though I'm a fucked up person, like
I'm not like normal.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
My comedy is very scary.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
But the way, the.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Reason, the reason that.
Speaker 6 (02:52):
The reason that you moved up, Fred is because I
relate to a lot of things that you say. You're
okay with making fun of yourself. If you say a
word wrong like that to me's fun and you'll say
some funny shit, it's funny.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
I don't know how to describe it. You'll say some
funny shit, Yeah, it's just funny.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
I relate to it. I could be like, okay, like
that was that was good?
Speaker 5 (03:09):
You caught that. You know what I mean, that's funny.
Speaker 6 (03:11):
Yeah, but when somebody makes a good joke like penis, like,
that's not funny to me, Like it is that funny?
Speaker 4 (03:19):
I don't know, Like I asked that serious boots are
not fun, I'm soried about booms dead asks about titties.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
I feel like every morning show tries to tell you
that they're like real, you know, Like I don't know
because I and I maybe I pay more attention to
it than most because this is what we do, and
I do spend time listening to other shows, which is
also feutile because I'm not listening to steal their content,
even though I would have no problem doing it because
people steal from us all the time and it doesn't
it is what it is. And I have stolen some things,
(03:46):
but I've also fully acknowledged where I got them, so
I mean, you know, but then again, I think the
person I'm acknowledging I stole it from stole from somebody else.
There's a few dicks in the industry who claim that
everyone's stealing from like that if you did it, I
create eors, I'm like, fuck you, Like, I don't know.
They've been doing this ship since there was you know,
black and white, no sound flicker.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Flickerer was doing.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
His ship before you were shut the fuck up, like honestly, like,
and maybe you did invent it. Good for you. Well
then then I hope you have all the awards, and
I hope that you're I hope you're retired, and I
hope you have a gazillion dollars. And you don't have
any need to tell us this because the rest of
us are just copying you and us poor Fox still
have to come to work every day. So oh man, no,
you know what I mean. It just it drives me crazy.
(04:30):
I'm like, guys, of course we stole from I mean,
it's all been it's all been done you. But the
other thing is I swear you could get and I'm
you could give the same blueprint. Somebody could have a
little packet. And by the way, this exists in our industry.
There are a lot of websites, several and I shouldn't
even say that there aren't a lot of websites. There
(04:52):
are like three or four that will prepare an entire
packet every day. They call them prep services in the industry.
And there are shows that will print out the packet
and just go The show is page for page whatever
was already written, right, and so we all have access
to the same jokes and the same because you pay
to have this stuff and everybody's getting the same shit.
(05:15):
And so if if it's that simple, just stealing bits
and performing pre written stuff, then everybody should be number one.
It should be just a constant ossa for who's number
one all the time. But that's where I was getting
with this, is like I think sometimes people listen to
our show, like the Coaches or whatever, the Consultants, and
they'll come to me with this a list of stuff,
and I'm like, but that's not like I don't I
(05:39):
don't know, Like that's yeah, like, hey, if you make
a mistake, Fred, you you know, radio rules say you
shouldn't acknowledge it and you should just move on like
it never happened. I'm like, dude, people aren't fucking stupid, okay,
Like if I push the wrong button or if I
slip up on a word, that's me and I made
a fuck up. And people do it at work every
day and I'm not going to pretend like I did.
And because people aren't dumb, they hurt it. You know,
(05:59):
some is up. Technically it happened, we did it more
than likely everybody work, right, Come on, you know the
thing about like you really rail on the management, Like
that's I mean, is you know what? Is it as
bad as I say it is? Yeah? No, it's not
in every case, but I will say that we all,
I think everyone listening can share in the frustration of
(06:21):
working someplace where you sometimes feel like you're being micromanaged,
or you don't feel supported, or you feel like people
aren't paying attention to the right things or whatever. That's
where I'm going with that. I feel like it does
happen here, perhaps not as dramatically as I make it sound,
and yes, we're incredibly fortunate, but we still you know,
there's still some morons in the mix in the midst
I should say there. The other thing I do I
(06:43):
recently got criticized about was that I'm I'm too self
deprecating and I should lay off the thing that we
only have thirteen listeners because we don't. And I'm like, okay,
so what do you want me to do? You want
me to go on here every day and talk about
how amazing I am, which I'm not, and then you
want and all of us should be better than everybody else,
And then you want me to talk about the millions
and people who listen to us. What the fuck is that?
Speaker 4 (07:04):
Like, I hear other shows talking about how good their
ratings are, and I'm like, oh, the only.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Time you're ever gonna hear that, I hope, is when
I'm thinking or we are thanking you, the consumer, the listener,
the family for making us that. And the only reason
I bring it up is because I do feel the
need to sometimes acknowledge you and thank you, because none
of this is possible unless people are paying attention and
listening and being loyal and supportive. Trust me, it has
(07:32):
very little to do with us, and everything to do
with with the people who listen and support us.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
The thirteen.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
And if you ever hear me bring up ratings or
anything else about greatness out of the context of being grateful,
then you you should tell me to go fuck myself,
because then I lost it. And I sometimes I do
lose it, but not I hopefully not in that way, no,
because it's not quite imposter syndrome. But I do still
kind of wonder why the hell people think this is interesting?
Speaker 5 (07:58):
Every day.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
I don't know, but it seems like the looser that
we get and the more organic we are, and believe
it or not, this is like, this is pretty well
planned and orchestrated, and I think it drives the planners
in the room Jason and Kaalen crazy. But I feel
like the looser and the more organic things are, the
better we seem to do. And early in my career
I thought everything had to be planned and script that's
(08:20):
nothing was ever scripted, but like there was a plan,
because man.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
You can't veer from it, right.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Management wanted to see. There used to be a time
where I had to send in every day what I
was going to do the next day, and then they
would sit there and listen and they'd check it off,
and they come and they would see if I was staying,
you know, on target. All these old school rules one
thought per break, and only one topic per quarter hour,
and only this and only that and the other thing.
It's like, that's not how people. That's how people talk though, No, no,
(08:48):
you know, right, Like, think about how you would talk
at a table, you know, having dinner or coffee or
whatever with your friends. You don't stay on one top.
You might veer here and then go back to that
and yeah, this is sounds scattered as fuck sometimes. Yeah,
but like, I don't know that's real conversation. I guess
I don't even know how we got to this thing
because I want to talk about lesbians.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
Oh oh, I want to talk about lesbians. Also, someone
just texted that they agree with you Fred that kissing
is more intimate than other things, and I remember some
people disagreed.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Ki, I'm shocked that you don't agree. Now I can
be and you should be sorry. I can now be
sort of more descriptive about this. Yeah, yes, okay, So
I think kissing is more intimate than intercourse in context,
because if I'm kissing you, yes, I'm up on your face.
(09:34):
You know I've looked you in the eyes. First, my
tongue is in your mouth, yours is in mine.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Oh shit, I like this movie.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Yeah, going, But but there we can have sex in
such a way that I never see your face. I
mean it's possible that you could posit. Not you, but
a person could position herself or himself in such a
way that I mean, look, in the gay community. I
don't mean to single it out, but I mean there
is such thing where you never even see the face
of a guy who's in stuff you're involved with.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Right, yeah, no, that's very true. But I don't agree
with you.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
I think that if you're literally in my body with
your private part, and that's about as intimate and as
close as you can literally gas you are with kissing
too though, right your tongue, I'm talking about your penis,
if it is inside of any of my holes, that
is the most intimate that you could possibly get. I
don't care where you stick your tongue, but I could
never inside me.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
But how can it be intimate if I don't ever
if I don't connect with you in some sort of way,
if that makes sense, like like being as being as
I mean I could, I could almost with no hands
even like be inside of a person, and.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Like the act itself, sex is intimate.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
I guess I think kissing by definition is more intimate. Now,
do I think you can have extremely intimate sex? Yes,
you know, where you're looking at each other, where you're connecting.
I hope that's what most of it is for people
that they're you know, thriving off of the other person's
enjoyment whatever else. But like I do, I think you
can have completely transactional, emotionless sex. Yes. Do I think
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you can emote emotionlessly kiss someone?
Speaker 4 (11:14):
Yeah, I don't know, Yes you can.
Speaker 6 (11:17):
My best friend Jonathan literally was talking about the other
day he makes out what he used to I guess
in college, but like he used to make up with girls,
and he said he just loves kissing and making out
and he's like, I love doing.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
A lot of gay guys that like to make out
with women, and.
Speaker 6 (11:29):
So like, I don't think he was sitting there being like,
this is really intimate. Like, I think he just thought
of it as like, this is fun, this.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
Is an activity. I think head is more intimate than sex.
I agree. I don't know anyone else feeling type boy
about that.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Oh yeah, I agree. Yeah, I think I think moral
sex is far more intimate than the respond than intercourse.
Would you agree with that, Kiki?
Speaker 4 (11:57):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (11:57):
Yes, absolutely.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Well, then how is that different? Get it really just
sort of circulates around.
Speaker 5 (12:03):
The mouth, Yeah, I mean, but mouth private.
Speaker 7 (12:05):
Yes, if I'm putting my oh my god, I really
like you, oh yeah, and then I'll yeah. I mean,
I don't disagree with that. It's definitely more intimate than
regular sex. But but sex is more intimate than kissing.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
Uh, guys never like make out anymore? And that's all?
Or does nobody do that?
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Like not, I you're in a.
Speaker 4 (12:28):
Long relationship, do you guys even make out?
Speaker 5 (12:30):
I feel like people.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
Don't make out anymore.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Not like it's a lost art, like you know, up
against like tossing and turning and rolling around and all
this crazy dry up.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
Yeah, over the jeens stuff like OTPHD.
Speaker 7 (12:44):
Sex with girls that you did not kiss.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
Yeah, that that's a great question, because that would be terrifying.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
No, but again, I don't. I don't. I don't think
if I don't want to kiss you, then I would
have sex with.
Speaker 7 (12:55):
You because it's so intimate.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Because the kissing is so because the kissing is so intimate.
You just prove my point.
Speaker 7 (13:03):
No, the sex is intimate, and you're kissing her because
you're intimate.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
I just don't think I want to be I don't
think I want to proceed with someone that I would
have no interest in kissing.
Speaker 5 (13:15):
That's good, Okay, I think I'm happy about that.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
That's true. So I want to talk about lesbians, and
not necessarily lesbians, but I and bisexual people. What Rufio nothing. Oh,
you had a look on your face like you didn't
want to talk about lesbian.
Speaker 5 (13:30):
He always wants to talk about.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
I was gonna say, like, this is right up your alley.
Like if I would have I would have thought that
little that little man pony on top of your head
or whatever, that I would have thought that thing would
have perked right up when I said, Leslie, what is
that called on top of your head? High? Pony? High?
That's why I was looking for. It was a proper Terminalita, Hi,
it's not quite a bud.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
No, it gets excited when he gets excited.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
It's a high pony. Because Polly has those sometimes.
Speaker 6 (13:55):
Oh, that's true.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
And by the way, she's on her way. And this
is a weird segue. Yes, anyway, they're going to see
my mom today. They're on their way, and I'm just
I'm just very jealous that I'm not there. Well, you
got a lot of making up to do you want
to get back in that? Will? You and mom a
Fred have a lot of making up to Do you
try to kill her dog?
Speaker 2 (14:16):
No, she forgave me for that.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
I don't know that she did. She did.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
I have the takes.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
You're good. I would not be surprised. Many of you
have full on dialogue with my mom that I'm not
aware of it.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
I'm doing it right now as we speak.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
No, I think that's wonderful. She loves you all. No,
but I was thinking about this lesbians. So I matched
with a girl on the dating app thing who's bisexual,
at least that's what she says, and I don't. I
have And this is a hypothetical because I don't even
know this person, but it just got me thinking. And
you know, I have a little bit of insecurity about
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or not. It's not really insecurity, it's just in my mind.
I want to feel like when I'm with someone I like,
like I'm pleasing them at the highest level, and I can.
I can. My own theory is that I'm probably not.
But I want to believe that I'm doing a good
job because it matters to me if if my partner.
(15:10):
It almost matters to me more if my partner is
satisfied than if I'm satisfied.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
And I love that about you.
Speaker 7 (15:17):
Yeah, we're doing that, but I just love that for
the women.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
You stop, Ky Cayle and Paulina were we all do it. Rufio,
Jason will.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
Because you don't you.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
I think I've been linked sexually to every one of
you at some point. It's mostly Kaitlin, but I mean
I think at one point or another, I apparently had
sex with all of you, except for intern Benamen. Apparently
I never had sex with him.
Speaker 5 (15:44):
He's just a bab.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Was gonna say. He probably complained he's not getting paid.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
For free.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
No, I'm never let me tell you wrong. Get but okay,
but we can flip this too, like for the women, like,
let me flip this on you. So let's say that
you and I already know what Kalin's going to say
because she's she's vocalized many times. Is she's very confident
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in her abilities. And I love that, I really do.
I love that you feel that way.
Speaker 5 (16:21):
The only thing I'm confident.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
That's wonderful. I guess I'm more sort of I actually
speak louder than myself. I hope that my actions around
saying that except on the radio, but when we were
talking about sex anyway, So I'm will flip this. So
you'd match with a guy on a dating app who
says he's bisexual, Okay, great, whatever, you go out with him,
things are going well and you guys start having sex
(16:48):
or you know, having you know sex, sexual activities are
taking place. Is there any part of you that would
wonder if another man could please him better than you can,
because another man would know better how to do it, Like,
for example, I mean, the first thing came into my mind.
It wasn't specific to this woman, but it was like,
(17:11):
this woman has been with other women, and I would
imagine a woman is more often than that. And I
think I've actually heard this. It's not true, but I
would think more often than not, a woman would just
be better at doing other things to women because you
have the same parts, and you understand each other, and
you have the same psychology, and you might understand each
other in a way and have a connection in a
(17:33):
way that I can't.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
You've heard that's not true, because every lesbian I know
says it's one hundred percent true.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Oh I've heard some women don't know what the fuck
they're doing.
Speaker 5 (17:41):
Really.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
I literally just had this conversation with my friend who's
gay the other day and she's like, it's one hundred
percent of the time. They know way more than anyone could.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Oh No, So I was surprised to hear this from
someone one side because I just assume. I just assumed
that like every girl going down on every girl is fantastic,
yeah and interesting. And this person who I asked about
it was like, no, no, no, because it's it is
preference based and and not there's different levels of experience
and different comfort levels, just like there would be in
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heterosexual sex.
Speaker 4 (18:10):
Isn't it hot to go? Like what do you like?
Like I want to do what you like? Like it's
okay to ask or like.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Yeah, but I mean even then, like I don't know,
I guess a guy would be more likely to be
better at giving a guy a blowjob off the bat
because a guy has the same parts. I mean, have
you found that?
Speaker 3 (18:33):
I mean, I think people know the basics, but when
it comes to like skill, there's definitely some bad and
some good. Like I don't think just because you have
one you automatically know exactly.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
And see that was what I was told by the
lesbian too. It was like, like, you know, every guy
can't just you know, suck a great dick, right yeah,
basically yeah.
Speaker 5 (18:51):
Don't you have better odds though? Because you know, like
what I mean, I'm.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Sure you go in with some knowledge, so like you're.
Speaker 5 (18:57):
I don't know what it's like to temippe, but.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
I've had there's been some bad Kohners, and you know,
yeah that's fair. But again, like you said, it's all
preference based, like maybe this person did that to me,
but people love it.
Speaker 4 (19:06):
You know, I don't like your ball's touch, right, you
don't touch my balls?
Speaker 1 (19:09):
And I guess I've also I don't know why and
it this is like so totally unfair. But I think
for a long time I sexualized bisexuality. I even sexualized
homosexuality in some ways out of Nayavita. And this is
when I was younger, out of not knowing a lot
of gay people. For me, it was just I wasn't
(19:32):
concerned or thinking about the human connection. It was just like, oh,
you guys have sex with each other, like you guys
have sex differently than I do kind of thing. And
I only learned in time having a gay roommate and
having gay close friends and whatever else that like the
misconception about what straights and gays are doing and how
often they're doing it and the activities engage in is
(19:55):
typically I think for a lot of straight people wrong.
I think, like I don't know I think a lot
of straight men think that gay men are having anal
sex all the time. For example, Yeah, only to learn
from a roommate when I was twenty years old, like, no,
that's not well. I think the reason is I don't
think it's sinister. I think it's because we're used. That's
how we have Like that's straight people have penetrative sex
(20:16):
every time. Yeah, right, so I think that's why we
thought that. And I think when it comes to bisexuality
in the case of a woman, for whatever reason, my
brain immediately turns to you hook up with women or
threesomes or when really it's like, no, what I'm saying
here is I'm just attracted to whatever I'm attracted to,
(20:38):
and I don't necessarily view them comparatively or but I
think as a guy, and as a guy with my mindset,
where I go is, oh, I'm being compared in some
way to how a woman could please you. And I
guess what I've learned, or I think I've learned, is
that it isn't that necessarily that way.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
If that makes sense, that's honest, that's for sure. I
think it's connection too, right.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Right, Like, like if I may connect with a man
and not any man, but you more strongly than the
last man or the last woman, right, and then the
rest of it doesn't really matter anymore. But I guess
for me, for some reason, it's like my brain goes
to again wanting to be good and being competitive. My
brain goes to, well, I don't know that I could
(21:22):
please you as well as someone a woman could, because
a woman shares aspects of you know, psychology and anatomy
that I don't.
Speaker 3 (21:31):
I wouldn't assume that. No, I don't think that it's
like that every single time. And I think it's also
it goes a lot goes into it, like it's not
just like okay, it's not so compartmentalized, like I got
off better with this person than this person, so I'm
automatically disqualifying you, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
It's not so I don't.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
Think it's so competitive as you know you might be
assuming it is.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
Yeah, No, these are all my n niavit naivityes naiavita.
I don't know this is like, this is just I'm
just I'm just vocalizing where my brain goes, even though
I don't necessarily think it's right. But I will say
that pound for pound, I'm gonna be a little worried
if I meet this, meet this hypothetical woman who I've
(22:13):
never even met, and go down on her, I'm gonna
be like if the fucking girl that went down on
her last like probably killed it.
Speaker 4 (22:21):
Just try your basket and say you like that?
Speaker 5 (22:24):
And if she says, yeah, I keep doing that.
Speaker 7 (22:27):
Or you should say, can you call the last girl
and see if she can come teach me how to
do it right and we can all have a good time.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Would you mind? Can we call her? Here? We go? Here?
We got sexualizing?
Speaker 2 (22:40):
This happened.
Speaker 5 (22:43):
Roof over far.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
That sounds like a threesome.
Speaker 4 (22:50):
Yeah, bring your girl over. We can be friends.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Why are you penciless in the corner? Oh, I'm just
trying to learn.
Speaker 7 (22:57):
To use my mouth.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
Why are you naked in bet? Why are you wearing
a director's flight.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
What's happening here? The flashlight away?
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Why naked with one of those go pros on the
on the stick? You know? So not even that like
like the director painters. You know what I'm about? Like
the cap?
Speaker 4 (23:27):
Yeah, I do know what you're.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Going to Why do you keep saying action?
Speaker 4 (23:33):
There are I have some videos on like porn websites
that are like instructional, which I kind of appreciate, Like
it'll be like how to you know, give a woman
head or whatever, and I'm like so interested in what
like the because yeah, there's like one thing that some
women can do and other women have an experience, and
I think I've watched how to do that before and
I'm like.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Wow, yeah they have. There's someone that on TikTok to
actually like like tame versions of like like tips and
tricks and whatever. But I'm sure this is true for men.
But what I can say from my perspective with women
is there is no one playbook. You're right about that,
there's no because even some will say, like the most
basic one I've heard is do the alphabet with your tongue.
Speaker 4 (24:14):
That is yeah, I heard that when I was younger,
like that was the myth.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
But like, okay, so your tongue is active, Okay, great,
but is it is it fast? Is its slow? Is
it pressure? Is it no pressure? I don't know. I'm
just saying, like what you know, you don't even do it,
you don't even know your ABC is. I'm just saying,
(24:41):
I don't do that. Please don't just I don't know,
there's a million different Like I've done things that people
that like it seems aggressive and they're totally digging it,
and then the next person's like what the fuck you know? No, no, no, no, no,
or whatever. So I think you have to sort of like,
I don't know, there's no there's no one.
Speaker 4 (24:57):
Yes, I agree with I would say the.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Same thing with the blowies. I don't think. I don't
think there's any one reals like some different ship playbook.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
No, no, no, no, it's not all the same. It's
not all the same. Not everywhere likes the same thing.
Speaker 6 (25:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
Sorry, no, it was like no, no, no.
Speaker 4 (25:20):
No, no touch Jason, don't if you ever.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
He loves it and his feet his feet, look at
his feet, his move his legs around. But don't tell
him what you're doing.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Yeah, yeah, definitely, don't tell me what you're doing.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
All right, Well, that was interesting me, believe it or not.
I found that I really saw. I thought about that.
I'm like, do I need to be self conscious about that?
Speaker 4 (25:42):
No? Please, don't overthink anything in the bedroom now, you
tell me.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Just have fun, Yeah, just having good.
Speaker 5 (25:51):
Fun, honey, Yeah, yeah, rock on girl.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
What's the speaking of the alphabet. What's gonna be this?
This tangent was brought to you by the letter what. Paulina,
she she wasn't being this this edition of the Tangents.
This is like Sesame Street. It's brought to you by
the letter Pick a letter V for what and a number.
Speaker 4 (26:19):
He got to pick a number and number three four
V three V three.
Speaker 6 (26:26):
Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
I do go back to the lesbians go out with
her though threemes right.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
I want to hear about that.
Speaker 4 (26:37):
Have you done a three some? He said, yeah, right, yeah, yeah.
How was it for you?
Speaker 6 (26:42):
He said, it wasn't ang You had a three a couple,
two guys and the girls and.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Two girls, and it would, by the way, for the record,
never it was never my idea.
Speaker 5 (26:52):
Really.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
In two separate situations, I was dating one of the girls,
and in both cases I think it was an excuse
for each of the girls to experiment with a girl,
because if a guy's there, it's like, oh well, now
it's a threesome. So you know, this isn't getting.
Speaker 4 (27:05):
It's like you get out of here.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
But that's exactly what happened, not it wasn't quite get
out of here. But it was like it was like,
let me done kind of. I mean, you just watched
take notes, And what I think was happening was it
was all fun and games until here's it. I think
that if you're gonna do it, you either have to
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be in a special dynamic and discuss it, or you
have to be in one where nobody cares about anybody else.
Because what happened was there was always more investment from
one of the girls because I was dating one of
the girls. And so then it's all fun and games
until I start doing shit to their friends. Oh no,
and now all of a sudden, it's not the best idea.
(27:49):
And then what I think happens is, in both of
these cases, the primary girl sort of no pun intended,
sort of cannibalizes the situation such like almost physically block
me such that my only choice is to do stuff
to her in a way. That's what happened. Both times.
Speaker 6 (28:05):
You were dating one of them, or you were everybody
was single.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
No, well I was not like girlfriend boyfriend, but in
each case I was more invested with one of the people.
Speaker 5 (28:13):
Each case.
Speaker 4 (28:14):
Yeah, two cases, he had multiple three Wait, I have
so many questions.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Okay, so you had one too, haven't you. No, I
thought you did.
Speaker 4 (28:21):
Every single guy is like dreams Mary over here monogamous
except for the system monominous.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
But it was one of the time, so monogamo.
Speaker 4 (28:29):
I have questions.
Speaker 5 (28:31):
I want I want to ask you. I have questions. Okay,
so may I please?
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Fred boy? We just we just it's like over, it's
almost over. I just edged the whole audience. It's almost over.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
But now we're bad.
Speaker 5 (28:45):
Okay, yeah, please excuse me the fread show. I I okay.
Speaker 4 (28:50):
So, from the point of having the first conversation, which
I'm assuming there was a conversation, especially if you were
to gatting for one of them, you know, the initial
like hey we should you know, fuck my friend?
Speaker 1 (28:59):
No, there was no commonversation. Nope. In either case, like
we it was one of those things where in nowhere
in both cases.
Speaker 5 (29:07):
You were all drunk and she was like who, like
says want to come back, bitch or what.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
Yeah. Basically it was like there was a lot of
drinking involved. We're at the club or whatever at the bar.
I was much younger and I was being paid to.
It was like we'll come back, come back to the house,
like we'll drink or whatever, or a bunch of people did,
and it just winds up at the at the end
being to you know, girl, her friend in one case.
(29:34):
In one case maybe there were three then because in
one case we brought a buddy and I was going
through this breakup. He was just wallowing in fucking self pity,
and so we went out to the bar. We got
him a girl. It was a it was a friend
of the girl I was seeing, and we go back
to the house and the whole thing was you're going
to bang this girl. And then he was like, so
(29:54):
so MOPy, my girl and I went into the room
to do our stuff, and after about forty five minutes,
that girl just swings the door open. It's like, this
is boring, closes the door and takes her close off
and gets in bed.
Speaker 4 (30:06):
Holy shit, whoat open?
Speaker 1 (30:10):
Yep, But she's real sad. After that, Yeah, I would
have started crying.
Speaker 5 (30:14):
I literally like oncoming travels.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
I mean, you would have came in the room.
Speaker 5 (30:20):
Unintended.
Speaker 4 (30:21):
All right, get in here, big guy, dude.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
Wow. Okay, because no, in every case it was it
was relatively impromptu.
Speaker 4 (30:32):
Okay, Because I've always like I've I just love interviewing people.
About this, Like I feel like usually like if you're
dating someone that's a relationship, there's a conversation, but I
always worry about the part where like you bring the
friend and then like do you go out and act
like it's not gonna happen late? You know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (30:47):
Like it's a little role player.
Speaker 4 (30:49):
Well, like am I acting like.
Speaker 5 (30:50):
I'm not gonna fuck you both later?
Speaker 4 (30:52):
Or like do you talk about it like it just
seems like an interesting thing.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
A lot of people like they converse to your point
and they come up with the ground rules and the are.
Speaker 4 (31:00):
There snacks like do you come over and have dinner?
And then we get to.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
I mean no, because I guess I wasn't serious enough
with any of these people.
Speaker 4 (31:09):
Like boundaries and rules that we would have.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
Had, like we were seeing each other consistently, but it
wasn't like we were in a marriage or a long
term relationship where real damage could be done. But I
will say in each case it was like in all
the cases it except for one, I guess the third
one I forgot about.
Speaker 4 (31:24):
Also, did anyone hear the flex that he was fucking
for forty five minutes before the friend came out?
Speaker 1 (31:29):
Yeah? I was fucking but I was. I'm involved in activities.
Speaker 5 (31:32):
Yeah, for forty five minutes activities.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
Now that's that's I can I can go. That was
when I was like twenty three years old. That was
that was a challenge. Now I can go that long,
no problem. I just don't want to.
Speaker 5 (31:44):
So you lost your V card and then started having threesomes?
Oh yeah, Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
I was twenty one. I was in college with the
V card. Oh okay, that's another story in itself. But no,
then I got I've made up for lost time. I
mean a lot of things. Have a real fast, real fast.
Speaker 7 (32:01):
Because my thing wasn't. I was only shook because you
haven't a threesome means you got to put two girls out,
like you know what I'm saying both day rides outside,
That's what I was thinking.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
This is before uber, So this was back in the day,
Like the brothers were outside. I'm like, hey, green Cap Horrible,
did you take this one? Charlie Chaplin's out there trying
to film this ship.
Speaker 4 (32:29):
You trying to please two different girls would probably be
hard for him too, because he stresses about it.
Speaker 7 (32:34):
You stress about it, well, then one girl blocking him
from even pleasing the other one, so that probably pitched
you out.
Speaker 5 (32:38):
Yeah yeah, a lot of limbs.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
It all kind of worked out, I guess. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (32:44):
Wow, so no one else has because I like to
ask no one else. Really I've discussed it in a relationship,
but we never got there.
Speaker 6 (32:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
Same, Yeah, I don't. I don't think if the terms,
if the connection had been stronger and the terms had
been different, I don't think I could go for it.
Speaker 4 (33:00):
I was in love, so basically it was going to
be like you watch from over there because you're not
touching someone else.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Because I've been invited into shit like semi recently, and
I've even been I've had people proposition me who are
in open relationships, and I just I can't get all
the way there with it because in my mind, I'm
gonna inevitably I'm gonna wind up like in the person
with whom there are supposed to be boundaries, right Like
(33:27):
that's just how my brain will work. Like right now,
I can do whatever I want and and I don't.
I don't owe anybody anything, but I tell you right now,
the girl, the woman I'm gonna fall in love with
if I'm if I'm playing around like that is the
one who's not going anywhere, and so I just don't
need to be doing that, and so I don't. I
(33:48):
dabble like I talk about doing it, but then I
don't do it. Yeah, because I'll tell you right now,
I'm gonna this person will be like, it's just it's
everything that you think a person would want. This is
just sex. It's transactional. You know, I'm married, I got
my whole family life over here. I don't need you
for any of that. I just want to have sex
with you. Oh great, come on over and and that
(34:08):
girl will put it on me and I'll be like fuck,
you know, and then and then she'll easily be able
to say to me, well, I told you from the beginning.
I told you like, this is this is what it is,
and why are you doing this?
Speaker 4 (34:19):
Then you're crying in the car and I'm the.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
Guy with my dick in my hand on the couch.
Poor guy, But he had his I don't feel bad
because he I mean that was for him. You know,
we were and she was, she was down, she was
gonna do He was just too busy crying or something.
I don't know what he was.
Speaker 5 (34:35):
When you walked out. Was he like God damn.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
I don't think he was happy. But I'm like, do
what do you want me to do? Like it was
everything was good?
Speaker 5 (34:43):
Everything was good.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
Yeah, right, well let's try to some more time. Today's
tangents brought to you by the letter V four.
Speaker 5 (34:53):
Three for V three.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
We even had time. Now this is the stir time signals.
Speaker 5 (34:59):
Yeah, he doing.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
It's the third time we okay, three? Okay, that's the vitamin. Right,
you're supposed to get. How many? You gotta get your
V three every day?
Speaker 4 (35:08):
Get your V three in?
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Yeah? How do you get in though?
Speaker 4 (35:11):
The V three?
Speaker 1 (35:11):
Where do you get the V three?
Speaker 5 (35:13):
You have to buy at the store.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
It's like a suppler. Correct, Okay, it's brought to you.
But so now we're pushing supplements. Great, thank you, fantastic
or who's the other guy, Alex Jones? Thanks Alex.
Speaker 5 (35:28):
You do a great Alex Jones impression.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
But I'm afraid to do it on the air because
we were gonna think, I like, really attention to that ship.
You gotta try my supplement. It'll make your dick hard,
hair throwing your head and you're gonna.
Speaker 4 (35:42):
Lip like it's actually they closed my eyes like that.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
You're hey Galen Alex Jones.
Speaker 5 (35:50):
I fucking hate you, Alex.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
I hate me broke, I'm a dem ship, I'm Alex Jones.
The guy who does it on Stern is fantastic stick Oh,
I haven't heard him, and it's not not only is
it really good, but like he also writes out stuff
that like is exactly what what Alex Jones would say,
you know, like you need to buy the whatever what
(36:12):
says the nugenics four three do. His stuff is incredible
to make you live forever. The Nazi government, conspiracy conspiracists
or they don't want you to know about this. You
ever heard of this gy Alex Jones. No, that's a
good thing. That's a good thing. And now I don't
have a voice for a week. Okay, bye, guys,
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