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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, let's do the tangent hit it. It's the
Tangent with the bread show, giving you all that we
couldn't talk about on air. This has been on my
list for a while. I can't believe we haven't gotten
to it yet. But apparently people associate this is scientific okay.
People associate different types of penises with different personality traits.
(00:22):
So people make assumptions about a man's personality and behaviors
based on pictures of their genitalia alone.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Oh so it's the opposite of what I do. Like
I can like meet a man and know what his
penis looks like, but this is in reverse.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Really yeah, really? And how often would you say you're
right about that.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
All the time.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
I'm a little nervous to ask what your assessment would
be of the men in this room.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
I think that's an HR violation. So I'm going to
go about h I won't report you. I will say
Jason has BDE. He gives b D.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Okay, all right. Also Jason gets BD.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Because he just said he won't report me anyway.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Yeah, I feel pretty confident in my area. Good, okay,
because I know.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
I think everyone should be confident.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Yeah, I mean, I don't. I don't know if I'm
that good.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
In bad, I mean says that you know, you've got
it going on the proper tools.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
So, in the study, one hundred and six mostly female
college students view twenty four pictures of penises that varied
in girth, length, and amount of pubic care. The pictures
were collected from publicly available Reddit forums. There dick pics
on Reddit.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Oh yeah, there's.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Porn on what I'm in the wrong to get on Reddit? Yeah?
When you watch porn? Do you just watch straight on
like through your you put you put that in Google?
Speaker 2 (01:43):
I do?
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Oh no, I go through I go to Reddit.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Wait, so what do you do? You go in to
Reddit and what do you type in?
Speaker 5 (01:52):
Like?
Speaker 6 (01:52):
You know, does the sites like the rereddits, you know
what I'm saying, cities?
Speaker 1 (01:57):
But do you type in like specifically what you want?
Speaker 6 (01:59):
You know that I go through the website, through Reddit,
through different you know what I'm saying. Why so it
doesn't keep track of the you know, shot on my phone?
Speaker 7 (02:08):
Who's checking?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Oh but it does though, No, it doesn't. How does
it not?
Speaker 6 (02:11):
Because it's using the it's using the internal browser of Reddit,
not not my huh not mine?
Speaker 1 (02:16):
What do you type in to get to the porn
on reddit?
Speaker 7 (02:20):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (02:20):
I look at Ted's No, no, no, it's a subreddit
called porn in fifteen seconds. So it's like it takes
it takes the porn and cuts it down the fifteen
seconds and then if I like it, I'll click it.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Then I'll take you to the website. You like the storyline?
What is going on?
Speaker 6 (02:36):
It cuts it cuts down the porn to preview.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Yeah, it's a preview, and then.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
And they do love a preview.
Speaker 6 (02:43):
Yeah, and then if I like it, then I'll go
through it.
Speaker 7 (02:45):
Damn, it only takes fifteen seconds.
Speaker 6 (02:47):
No, no, the preview it shows you what the porn,
so it'll be like a little bit of story then
fucking then come shot.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
You know what I'm saying. Oh lord, no, no, no,
and then yeah, it's just the highlights.
Speaker 6 (03:03):
And then if I like it, then I'll go to
the website.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
You would never see me again if I could come
in fifteen seconds, you.
Speaker 7 (03:09):
Literally I would do.
Speaker 6 (03:13):
It's a subredd. It shortens the poor so you could
see the preview of it. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
By the way, something screwing up on the air right now,
and I just fixed it myself, but I didn't really
fix it. One of the commercials is either no, well
probably no. So one of the actually, I should you can.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
We check on?
Speaker 7 (03:28):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Yeah, that's that's what we should have been doing. We
should have been anyway. It doesn't matter. I just I
don't know. See this is what anyway. So this is
what they found out. They looked at all these random
dick pics and they asked the following questions or I
guess they Yeah. They asked them to respond to eleven questions.
(03:51):
This is a prototypical stereotypical penis, This is an attractive penis.
This person is sexually active. This person would be good
in bead? Is this person extroverted? Is this person dependable?
Is this person anxious or easily upset? Does this person
open a new experiences? Is this person sympathetic and warm?
Would this person be an active member of sex, a
(04:13):
pleaser or a passive member? Are you an active member
of a pillow princess? Is I guess what a passive member?
I've been with a few of those? And how many
sexual partners do you think this person has had? So
here's the results. You're not. You're not a pillow princess,
not a pill I don't I would imagine you're not
(04:33):
used to be like yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
It depends how's tired I am, or like what I
ate that night, but like.
Speaker 7 (04:40):
How contemplated I am?
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Right now, you're not working that hard because you're we're
going on four days. Yeah, you actually haven't had the
sex in a couple of days.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
Actually, speaking of yeah, I'm telling you it foxs me up.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
This constimpations known that's what you mean?
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Yeah? Yeah? Or maybe yeah? Can I have a question,
I'm afraid Well no, of course you can.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
No, I'm just curious.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
So based on this article, right, so it's for penises is,
but what about for what about you?
Speaker 7 (05:11):
Guys?
Speaker 5 (05:12):
Like can you look at a woman and think of
like what her another regions look like?
Speaker 1 (05:16):
No? No, no, or.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
What about vice versa? Can you look at another region
and know if they're anxious or not or they're an
active member of sex.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
I'll be honest, it's hard to tell. I don't know
that I have any hard fast rules, no pun intended
about Yeah, I don't know. Okay, let me ask you
this first so I don't sound like a total asshole.
Would you say hypothetically that less attractive men, stereotypically less
(05:47):
attractive men are better in bed than good looking men.
Can you say that definitively? Because I can't say it definitively,
But I can tell you that in my experience, the
more quote unquote normal looking women to borderline overweight women.
If you want to say this, they I in my experience,
it's been better with less attractive people than with attractive people.
(06:08):
That's not to say that attractive people I've hooked up
with weren't awesome, but if I percentage wise, the more
normal to average and I'm talking about versus like Victoria's
Secret model, right, so normal average is not ugly. I'm
not saying ugly, but the more normal to average person
people I've hooked up with, I would say I had
a higher satisfaction rate per capita than the really really.
Speaker 7 (06:29):
Hot ones big girls putting it down that.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Would say that's true. I would say that's true. But
is it true for men?
Speaker 7 (06:37):
I haven't had enough to say that. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
I don't know. I don't want a cap you go camp,
What do you think?
Speaker 2 (06:44):
I just have never hooked up with someone that I
didn't find attractive.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
I think that's well, No, I'm not saying I didn't.
Obviously I found them attractive because I was doing it.
But what I'm saying is comparatively out there in these streets,
comparatively you know, to what people might associate with traditional beauty.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Huh No, because my best sex, I would say, was
with someone who's like I thought was like beautiful.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
I don't think so for me.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
What do you think, Jason?
Speaker 8 (07:13):
I mean, I'm kind of like you haven't had a
lot of experience, but I think.
Speaker 7 (07:17):
I mean, what about on now?
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Yeah, right, I've.
Speaker 8 (07:22):
Only dated like whatever. I mean, guys like take it
out like it it's so like transactional a lot of
times that it's like it really doesn't.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
It doesn't.
Speaker 7 (07:32):
I can't even like count I can't even remember, like
you always.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Say, like you hook up with someone that you didn't
think was hot.
Speaker 8 (07:37):
Yeah, I mean a lot of times, especially like at
least in my experience, if you're there, like it just
happens like it really doesn't even like.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
There's no basics, right, Like, I guess the easiest way
to paraphrase what I'm saying is is because I don't
need people listening to this and then texting me if
they hooked up with them and being like, well, which
one was?
Speaker 1 (07:56):
I it's not what I mean. What I mean is
I would say that that being good in bad and
being active in bed and how you look, it's very
difficult to associate any correlation. And to say that someone's
a ten in appearance, that that would make them a
ten in bed because they look that good, I would say,
is not true.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
So maybe it's like yeah, so maybe it's like a
like a self confidence thing, right, Could it correlate to that,
like if somebody thinks they're so fucking hot, then you
could see them trying less hard?
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Right? Not sure? I just it's like you would imagine,
like I don't know, people always fantasize it about having
sex with tens because you know, I mean, because they're
good looking. But I guess what I'm saying is, in
my old age, uh, in my middle age, I wouldn't
necessarily assume that because you are a ten, that I'm
going to be as satisfied as I could be, or
(08:47):
more satisfied than I could be with someone who is
traditionally not got it.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
I hear guys say that a lot, like the ugly
girls work harder, you know, like they're they're like, I
gotta I gotta really bring something to the table, while
like they're real man.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Maybe I don't know. I really don't know the reason why.
I just know it's that's true.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Yeah, well like they say, and then like the bad
chicks are kind of like I'm just here, like.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
And that's not one hundred percent true. But I guess
if I were to line up five you know, sort
of average to pretty versus five super hot, I would
venture to say most people would say that they were
that they were generally more satisfied with the average to
pretty than the super hot. Maybe not. Maybe I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Anyway, he's so unattractive. If someone was like, I'm this hot,
like I don't have to do any.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Well, we'll never really say it to you, but it's
kind of in the way that they energy. I have
definitely slept with women who are very, very hot, and
it's like I don't want I don't They kind of
pillow princess. They kind of just lay there because it's
like you're hooking up with me. I've also hooked up
with girls that are amazingly hot and incredible in bed.
So I've also hooked up with someone who you know
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would not again be traditionally hot, who was amazing in bed.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Yeah, kind of along those lines, I will say, like
there's a kind of douchiness that I can just fucking
tell that you don't care if I get off, like
if we had sex, like I would be able to tell,
like you'd be in it for yourself. Like I feel
like I could tell that, like if a dude is
selfish in bed, okayil you know, and it's not a
look thing, it's like, ah, I could just tell by
a personality.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Well, here are the results of the of the dick pictures.
Hell yeah. The researchers found the differences in male genitalia
were associated with different assumptions about personality. So penis is
seen is more prototypical or stereotypical, we're viewed as more attractive.
Prototypicality was also strongly associated with being good in bed, conscientiousness,
being sexually active, agreeableness, and open new experiences, which I
(10:41):
think translates to the average dick is the good dick,
or generally is a good dick. In terms of girth,
Men with narrow penises were perceived to be more neurotic.
Those were wide penises, on the other hand, were perceived
to be more sexually active, better in bed, more extroverted,
more open and new experience is more of a pleaser,
and have had more sexual partners. That's because why Dixard desired.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Right, are there pictures over there? No asking for Jason?
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Yeah, well, I just go to ask Rufio look at
his browser history. I'll tell you how to get that.
Regarding fifteen second, I know you you stuck on that.
Speaker 7 (11:18):
I just can't believe it.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
But it's efficiency, you know. So someone went through and
did the viewing for him, and then he can decide
if he wants to see the whole story.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Yes, yeah, once he explained it, I'm here for it.
But he said fifteen second. I ictured him in a closet,
sohere in his house, like trying.
Speaker 7 (11:32):
To stay done in fifteen seconds before he's found.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Well, and sometimes in port I'll go to like the
most highly rated, but then I'm like, that just means
the most dudes jacked off to the Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Yeah, does like the red zone of porn and then
he picks from there, right, you know.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
High Yeah, regarding length, short penises were associated with more
neuroticism than medium or long penises. Those with long penises
were viewed as more attractive, more sex acted better, and
bed more extroverted. Yeah, I mean, okay, how important is
pubic care? Both fully shaved and not trimmed, We're both
seen as negative. There seems to be a happy medium
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when it comes to manscaping. Would you say it's true? Yes,
so you don't want a bald guy?
Speaker 2 (12:17):
I personally, I'm sorry, Rufio, I know, yeah, I don't.
I don't mind if there's no grooming. I really don't
mind that.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
I love Yeah, I don't really mind.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Thatten, Do you see no grooming out here?
Speaker 2 (12:33):
I mean I'm not saying like I'm usually like a
one dude kind of lady, So I'm not saying like
a lot at a time.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Uh, I just mean in your experience, I feel.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Like everyone pretty much does the medium grooming. I do
think like full hardwood floor is like, you know, if
you're into that, that's I'll still be fine with it.
But I'd be like, oh, I don't.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Know, I would think that. I'm like, you've given out
a lot of dick, because really, oh yeah, if you
fully wax and like clean, I'm a like, I'm ai
like it.
Speaker 7 (13:01):
We don't have a good time.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
But I'm also in the background, man like he fucking
everyone say, yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
You said it right.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
As a guy who groomed and has been grooming for
a long time, I understand. And as a guy who
also likes a little bush, a little little groomed bush, yes,
I can see why women don't have bush because if
you've been cleaning that shit up like that since forever,
then the idea of growing it out it seems unkempt
(13:29):
or dirty or like yeah. Like And so as a
dude who grooms and I don't groom to the rufeo extent,
but like, I definitely keep hit you know, high and tight.
If it's not like that, then I feel like kind
of gross now because I've had it that way for
so long. So that's like I understand why women who
have been shaving their whole lives right, all of it.
(13:49):
The idea of like, can you give me a little
it's like not, No, I don't really want to because
it would feel weird to me. It would be like
if a woman were to say to me stop grooming completely.
I don't know that I could do it, because I
think I'd be like, Okay, this is I don't know,
like this it feels like I'm not trying this thing
with my face, Like there's a certain point where I
have to shave my neck because it just it starts
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to feel like, okay, this is too much, Like it
looks like I'm not even trying. So I get what
you're saying. But I mean, every girl I see who's
you know, waxed hardwood floors, I don't think she's out
here fucking like crazy.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Well no, yeah, that's a double standard for sure. Yeah,
I'm on a supercrit Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I'm a wax honey,
wax wax.
Speaker 7 (14:29):
I'm a wax. But if you wax, what you're doing.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Yeah, you do stuff. And have you guys ever had
like a partner ask for like a different grooming situation
than what you had going on, Like I would like
a little hair or a little landing strip.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
I've asked a girl she could grow me a bush,
and ninety percent of the time they've had a laser
hair removal and I can't do it. Oh really, it's
so much though, if you walk around the bush.
Speaker 7 (14:54):
I right, No, No, I'd be in the studio scratching.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
I had a guy'd be like, oh, could you try
a landing strip? But like that kind of feels like
I don't know, I just how do you do it?
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Like I don't want like I think when I say that,
people think, I mean like, don't do anything. That's not
what I mean, Like you got. I'm talking about like
swimsuit ready.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Right, bikini lion gone?
Speaker 1 (15:12):
But yeah, but I'm talking about Yeah, I'm talking about
something going on, but not to the point where you
know you couldn't you know it is like a little
little something, give me something?
Speaker 7 (15:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Yeah, would you care if it was like prickly, like
if they clearly shave but they have him for a
couple of days.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
No, I know happens with people's legs. I mean, what
is what it is? I mean if I like you,
I'm not I'm not like, oh you got that's another
that's a funny thing, like when you go out with
somebody or like getting to know them, or like what
I didn't shave so we're not doing anything. I'm like, like,
that's gonna stop me.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
I really care about that because I like the shower first,
let me get me together.
Speaker 5 (15:46):
Like not really, I hate that's such a fight in
my house. Yeah fight, I don't care. I don't care
if you're came back from the gym like that's hot,
like you have like.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
I like my hobby is just like you. I had
like eighteen showers a day for no reason.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Yeah no, I do take eighteen showers a day. And
when I'm in a relationship, I guess I'm more inclined
to not that I don't try when I'm just dating,
but like, think about it. You go on it, you
go to a baseball game with somebody out all day,
you go drinking, come home, and bang, Like if you're
just meeting, no one's stopping and saying, let me take
a shower first. But it's like it's what's funny is
(16:22):
even though you're trying to make a good impression. Months later,
I would be like, no, hold on, I'm taking a
shower first. But I'm not. If it's like a random
hookup for whatever reason, I'm not necessarily shutting it down
to take a shower. I feel like that's more of
a relationship thing, like when you really care about someone
or you care about what they think of you.
Speaker 7 (16:39):
Yeah, I like a shower first.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
But like if you had a random if you met
like a random guy and took him home, you'd be like,
hold on, I'm getting in the shower first, or you'd
be like, no, if I get just do it.
Speaker 7 (16:49):
I would probably be like, I'm getting in the show.
I don't know, and I want him in the shower too.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
I'll see you, and yeah, I need a home if
we're getting into showers together. I need a whole different
shower situation because I have a relatively small stand up shower,
and it's a it's a bad deal, like someone's cold,
someone's not getting the water, or then you know, you
try to get down on your knees and do some
stuff and you get water in your face. I like.
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I stayed in a hotel one time, I think I
told you this, and it had a shower the size
of this studio, which is probably fifteen feet by I
don't know, thirty feet or so. I don't know how.
It was awesome and all I could think, and it
had shower heads everywhere and steam and it had like
a little benshit. I was in Indianapolis, of all places,
and this hotel it was a nice hotel. I got
(17:42):
upgraded to the presidential suite. I was by myself, which
was the worst part. Zi, it was the worst. This
place was brand new. It was very classy, like Hi,
it is like a four or five star place. And
I don't know why I got upgraded, because no one
in Indianapolis gives a ship. But I think it was
the only room left or something. I don't know what
I was doing there. I was there for an animal.
I was there for a dog trip or a veteran
trip or something. Anyway, They're like, you got the presidential suite.
(18:04):
I'm like, okay, double doors. You know the room at
the end of the hall that you're like, man, I
wonder what's behind there. That was the double doors that
had a dining room in it, full living room. It
had a big master bedroom and the shower was massive.
Speaker 5 (18:18):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
And the whole time, I'm like, this is such a
fucking waste. Like the things that could happen and nobody
would be cold and nobody would be cramped. But shower
sex is I don't know, it's hit or miss.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
You can't finish. I feel like in the shower, I
feel like you could start it there get it going there.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Yeah, no, I agree with that.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
We're jumping after you know whatever. But I don't think
you could. I mean it's hard to.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
But then there's like a weird intermission. If you're starting
a shower, then there's like the weird intermission. I'm let
me dry off by that point of like blue ball,
I gotta get it going again.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Like do we want to get the bed wet?
Speaker 1 (18:55):
Like I'm not twenty two any more, Guys, Like it
takes a little bit like pump out, you know, some
fire that thing up the guesser, shit, I already did
this once. I'm out a gas. Yeah, anyway, glad we
had this chat. I'm not I'm really not surprised. I
mean it's like basically, what this thing says is if
(19:15):
you have a long, wide dick, then that's good. That's
probably good, and you probably get laid more. And I
could see why you might think that, because if you've
got a big dick, then maybe you feel better about
whipping it out, as opposed to if you have a
little dick, maybe you're waiting on more. You know, intimate
special occasions where you know the person really likes you
(19:36):
and it is less likely to disqualify you, because, let's
face it, Jason, if you didn't necessarily feel one way
or another about a guy, Let's say you meet a
guy on Grinder or wherever, and you guys go on
a date and you're not one way or the other
about the guy yet, and you go home and hook
up and he's got a tiny little dick that he
is going to influence you negatively.
Speaker 7 (19:55):
Yeah, I mean, I'm going to be shocked.
Speaker 8 (19:56):
But honestly, the dudes that I've been with that have
had huge dicks, like like I'm not talking like above average,
but it's.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Like big, terrifying.
Speaker 8 (20:04):
It wasn't good, Like they didn't know what to do,
Like they were the lazy ones, right like just like
oh this is big, like you just do whatever.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Like I'm like, no, like.
Speaker 8 (20:15):
This is awful. So honestly, like I don't even like
want I wouldn't even want one like that. Plus it hurts.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Well, But I guess the point being if you and
I hear what you're saying, But if you got to
know the guy and really like liked him or loved him,
and then he website has a little tiny dick, you
might be more likely to say this sucks, but like, Okay,
I'll deal with this because I really like this human being,
as opposed to mister big in in uh, you know,
Sex and the City or whatever where that dude. You know,
(20:43):
she didn't really like that guy that much, but he
was putting it down. He had that big old thing lane,
you know, supposedly. I wonder if in real life that
actor has a big dick.
Speaker 5 (20:53):
The guy who plays yeast of him he did, Yeah,
he is done.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
I just saw him in a stupid commercial.
Speaker 5 (21:03):
She had her fucking whooped with all of the whips
in the whoop.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Yeah, because that's the thing about really really hot girls.
I'm not saying that I don't like looking at him,
and I definitely continue dating a girl who is really
really hot and not great in bed because she was
really really hot, and that's that's, you know, fair. I
guess you hope it gets better in that case.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Do you ever like instruct woul you feel comfortable like
instructing people? I feel like I'm too old to like
do that.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
I don't really want to do that, really, not fundamentally,
like if I don't mind saying I like this or
that or or you know, I like it I like
it when you did this, but I don't. I don't
really want it forty two years old to have to
like break it down from the root. Okay, so both hands,
(21:52):
Oh yeah, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
But you guys, you should always be teachers. You should
always be willing to teach. Because I have a partner
that's willing to learn. It just helps everybody.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
But I'm an honest hypocrite too, because I will say
that as far as my desire to please women going down,
going down downtown, that that is a that is a
foreign world, and and it is it is a foreign
world that differs from world to world. So like the
stuff that I think that my last girlfriend, what she liked,
(22:26):
you probably won't like. So it's not that I'm not
good at it, quote unquote. It's like that that because
some people like it aggressively, some people like it very gently,
like it's I don't know, it's it can be. That's
a whole different planet.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
I will say, that's how your guys' balls are. It's
so polarizing. I don't know what the fuck to do
because everyone wants something different.
Speaker 8 (22:47):
That's true.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
I'm not too focused on the on the balls.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Some guys are though.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
I get it. I get it.
Speaker 8 (22:53):
Yeah, forget get in there right, and I'm like, no,
please don't touch my balls ever. Yeah yeah see yeah,
weirds me out. I'm afraid you're gonna hurt them.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
They're gonna jump, yeah, because you twist.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Them one wrong move and we got a situation neither twisted.
I gotta have surgery.
Speaker 7 (23:08):
No, thank you.
Speaker 8 (23:09):
Yeah, don't touch them, smack their hand away noted.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Yeah, okay, don't touch my ball. Yeah I don't. I
don't really know if this was a groundbreaking study, but
we really have covered a lot of ground here. We
have on the tangent, which was truly it was it
was relatively on on subjects, relatively focused. I guess, all right,
well there's my pocket. I love how my mom will
(23:33):
call me and like she'll see that, like Joe Rogan
you know or whatever that chick's name is, got uh
call me daddy, got a hundred million dollars some Spotify
And she's like, why don't you have a podcast. I'm like,
well I do.
Speaker 7 (23:45):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
People try to tell me to do a podcast.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
I'm like, bro, just do a podcast. I'm like, well,
you just think it's that simple, like I just do
a podcast and they pay me a hundred million.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Dollars, Like you can do it and I can't pay you.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
But it's hard to explain to people why it's not
the same because, yeah, some people go viral, but that's
so few. Like usually you're either backed by barstool or
you know, a Spotify or or you're already famous, like
you know the one right now that everyone's talking about
with the actors will will our Net and apparently it's hysterical.
(24:21):
But like when three famous actors get together into a podcast,
I'm not saying it's not great, because I hear it's great.
But you got a nice head start there, yes, you know,
when you've already got millions of followers. So I'm not
making excuses because some of these podcasts are really really good.
I mean, you don't have to like Joe Rogan, but
he had a head start and he knew his audience too,
and then it grew obviously, and then it's like, oh,
(24:43):
someone's paying him a hundred million dollars, that must be good,
and then people start listening to it.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Yeah, so with Deax Shepherd too.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Yeah, here that's a great podcast. But like again, famous, right,
So you you've already got a pretty massive head start,
which is why I get to put us on him
more cities.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
So your mom wants us to get a multimillion dollar
My mom is.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Like, why don't you just do a podcast and say
fuck those guys? And I'm like, oh, I'd love to,
trust mads.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Make a viral podcast.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
Yeah, just make a viral video. Yeah, you have no
idea how much I would like to to just rent
our own room. And I'm not ungrateful, trust me, this
is not an ungrateful statement. But if we could somehow
own our own business, that changes everything, which is why
when people ask sometimes why did you syndicate? Or or
what is that about? Or whatever, it's like, because we
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have to grow the brand. This is a whole different conversation.
But we have to grow the brand in order to survive.
And it's not that Chicago is not good enough, because
it's more than good enough, but the standards are changing
so quickly in our business. I don't know how long
Chicago is good enough. Ten years ago, what we're doing
now would have been multimillion dollar paying, career making and unstoppable.
(25:55):
You could whip you can whip your left boob out
and I can whip my dick out in the hallway
and nobody can touch.
Speaker 7 (25:59):
I can.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
A Monday for us, right, which we do any we
do all this stuff. But now we wonder it would
have been both poops ten years ago, twenty thirty years ago.
Oh my god, now I don't I don't know.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
I would have been out of control. Oh my god.
I would have been in and on a rehab so
many times.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Promise I would.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
I got hookers and blown say literally is in the studio.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
But now it's like we got to come up with
a way on our own to become, you know, become
the quote unquote famous person that has the lead so
that we can, you know, then have the podcast again.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
All right, I would be getting lap dances while doing
the Entertainer Report.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
But you already do I gave you not from Jason
the hookers in the blow keep up? Oh see from
someone else.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
You're saying, I would have c C and Dylan from
Rick's shout out right on either side of me. Yeah, yeah,
because there real strippers would be whych ccndylla's c CN Dyllan.
They're both so hot.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Rick's formerly known as VIPs, yes.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Yes, sir, I do know the strippers by name.
Speaker 7 (27:09):
Okay, that's right.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Yeah, why don't you ever invite me when you are
the titty bar?
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Do you want to come?
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (27:13):
I'm happy to. I mean, okay, I'm gonna say this, though,
strip clubs are not good in Chicago.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Not I've not been impressed. Not that the strippers aren't impressive.
I don't like the clubs, but you know me, I
like to you can get the lap dances. I just wanted.
I just like the vibe and the people watching. Oh
my god, it is second to none at these places.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
So the last time I went, I saw an old, old,
old couple like somebody's nana and her husband, and they
were so nervous. At first, it was the cutest thing,
and she at first would just put the dollar in
like very delicately. She was so nervous. By the end,
she had her head on the stage. She was getting
lapt ins'es, and then they left together to have little
old people's sez. I was like cheering them on. I
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was like, this is beautiful. Then there was a fucking
bachelorette crew who didn't tip. They were so uncomfortable. They
make it so weird, and I was like, you guys,
like you gotta tip these women.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
That's the thing I'm not. I'll pay so you can
chill and stuff. I don't. I don't want to give
you money to fake dance on me, like you give
a I know you don't, and it doesn't get me off.
So like, I'd rather you just chill and have a
drink and tell me a story about you and the
vibe and the music. But like this ship that you
see in these places, man, the people watching, like I
(28:24):
just speak all the time. Every city I go to,
I try and make it a point to go a
new city. I try and pop in the old titty bar.
I love it.
Speaker 7 (28:31):
Sow economy.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
People are like, oh you like you like that stuff.
I'm like not really, Like, well, why are we going?
I'm like, because it's an adventure every time. You never
know what you're gonna see.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
So Fred show trip to the scrub clubs.
Speaker 7 (28:44):
Oh that would be fun, that'd be really Funna let
them on you.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
They're not going to fuck me.
Speaker 8 (28:49):
I've never been to like a female trip clubs.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Oh really, I would love to take you to trip
is on This tangent brought to you by ricks located
right next to the Whole Foods.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
That is also true.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
You could pop out and get some keen wall when
you're done. All right, that's the tangent. Have a good day.
All right, let's do the tangent hit it. It's the
Tangent with the bread show, giving you all that we
couldn't talk about on air. This has been on my
list for a while. I can't believe we haven't gotten
to it yet. But apparently people associate this is scientific okay.
People associate different types of penises with different personality traits.
(00:22):
So people make assumptions about a man's personality and behaviors
based on pictures of their genitalia alone.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Oh so it's the opposite of what I do. Like
I can like meet a man and know what his
penis looks like, but this is in reverse.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Really yeah, really? And how often would you say you're
right about that.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
All the time.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
I'm a little nervous to ask what your assessment would
be of the men in this room.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
I think that's an HR violation. So I'm going to
go about h I won't report you. I will say
Jason has BDE. He gives b D.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Okay, all right. Also Jason gets BD.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Because he just said he won't report me anyway.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Yeah, I feel pretty confident in my area. Good, okay,
because I know.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
I think everyone should be confident.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Yeah, I mean, I don't. I don't know if I'm
that good.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
In bad, I mean says that you know, you've got
it going on the proper tools.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
So, in the study, one hundred and six mostly female
college students view twenty four pictures of penises that varied
in girth, length, and amount of pubic care. The pictures
were collected from publicly available Reddit forums. There dick pics
on Reddit.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Oh yeah, there's.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Porn on what I'm in the wrong to get on Reddit? Yeah?
When you watch porn? Do you just watch straight on
like through your you put you put that in Google?
Speaker 2 (01:43):
I do?
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Oh no, I go through I go to Reddit.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Wait, so what do you do? You go in to
Reddit and what do you type in?
Speaker 5 (01:52):
Like?
Speaker 6 (01:52):
You know, does the sites like the rereddits, you know
what I'm saying, cities?
Speaker 1 (01:57):
But do you type in like specifically what you want?
Speaker 6 (01:59):
You know that I go through the website, through Reddit,
through different you know what I'm saying. Why so it
doesn't keep track of the you know, shot on my phone?
Speaker 7 (02:08):
Who's checking?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Oh but it does though, No, it doesn't. How does
it not?
Speaker 6 (02:11):
Because it's using the it's using the internal browser of Reddit,
not not my huh not mine?
Speaker 1 (02:16):
What do you type in to get to the porn
on reddit?
Speaker 7 (02:20):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (02:20):
I look at Ted's No, no, no, it's a subreddit
called porn in fifteen seconds. So it's like it takes
it takes the porn and cuts it down the fifteen
seconds and then if I like it, I'll click it.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Then I'll take you to the website. You like the storyline?
What is going on?
Speaker 6 (02:36):
It cuts it cuts down the porn to preview.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Yeah, it's a preview, and then.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
And they do love a preview.
Speaker 6 (02:43):
Yeah, and then if I like it, then I'll go
through it.
Speaker 7 (02:45):
Damn, it only takes fifteen seconds.
Speaker 6 (02:47):
No, no, the preview it shows you what the porn,
so it'll be like a little bit of story then
fucking then come shot.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
You know what I'm saying. Oh lord, no, no, no,
and then yeah, it's just the highlights.
Speaker 6 (03:03):
And then if I like it, then I'll go to
the website.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
You would never see me again if I could come
in fifteen seconds, you.
Speaker 7 (03:09):
Literally I would do.
Speaker 6 (03:13):
It's a subredd. It shortens the poor so you could
see the preview of it. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
By the way, something screwing up on the air right now,
and I just fixed it myself, but I didn't really
fix it. One of the commercials is either no, well
probably no. So one of the actually, I should you can.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
We check on?
Speaker 7 (03:28):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Yeah, that's that's what we should have been doing. We
should have been anyway. It doesn't matter. I just I
don't know. See this is what anyway. So this is
what they found out. They looked at all these random
dick pics and they asked the following questions or I
guess they Yeah. They asked them to respond to eleven questions.
(03:51):
This is a prototypical stereotypical penis, This is an attractive penis.
This person is sexually active. This person would be good
in bead? Is this person extroverted? Is this person dependable?
Is this person anxious or easily upset? Does this person
open a new experiences? Is this person sympathetic and warm?
Would this person be an active member of sex, a
(04:13):
pleaser or a passive member? Are you an active member
of a pillow princess? Is I guess what a passive member?
I've been with a few of those? And how many
sexual partners do you think this person has had? So
here's the results. You're not. You're not a pillow princess,
not a pill I don't I would imagine you're not
(04:33):
used to be like yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
It depends how's tired I am, or like what I
ate that night, but like.
Speaker 7 (04:40):
How contemplated I am?
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Right now, you're not working that hard because you're we're
going on four days. Yeah, you actually haven't had the
sex in a couple of days.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
Actually, speaking of yeah, I'm telling you it foxs me up.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
This constimpations known that's what you mean?
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Yeah? Yeah? Or maybe yeah? Can I have a question,
I'm afraid Well no, of course you can.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
No, I'm just curious.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
So based on this article, right, so it's for penises is,
but what about for what about you?
Speaker 7 (05:11):
Guys?
Speaker 5 (05:12):
Like can you look at a woman and think of
like what her another regions look like?
Speaker 1 (05:16):
No? No, no, or.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
What about vice versa? Can you look at another region
and know if they're anxious or not or they're an
active member of sex.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
I'll be honest, it's hard to tell. I don't know
that I have any hard fast rules, no pun intended
about Yeah, I don't know. Okay, let me ask you
this first so I don't sound like a total asshole.
Would you say hypothetically that less attractive men, stereotypically less
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attractive men are better in bed than good looking men.
Can you say that definitively? Because I can't say it definitively,
But I can tell you that in my experience, the
more quote unquote normal looking women to borderline overweight women.
If you want to say this, they I in my experience,
it's been better with less attractive people than with attractive people.
(06:08):
That's not to say that attractive people I've hooked up
with weren't awesome, but if I percentage wise, the more
normal to average and I'm talking about versus like Victoria's
Secret model, right, so normal average is not ugly. I'm
not saying ugly, but the more normal to average person
people I've hooked up with, I would say I had
a higher satisfaction rate per capita than the really really.
Speaker 7 (06:29):
Hot ones big girls putting it down that.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Would say that's true. I would say that's true. But
is it true for men?
Speaker 7 (06:37):
I haven't had enough to say that. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
I don't know. I don't want a cap you go camp,
What do you think?
Speaker 2 (06:44):
I just have never hooked up with someone that I
didn't find attractive.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
I think that's well, No, I'm not saying I didn't.
Obviously I found them attractive because I was doing it.
But what I'm saying is comparatively out there in these streets,
comparatively you know, to what people might associate with traditional beauty.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Huh No, because my best sex, I would say, was
with someone who's like I thought was like beautiful.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
I don't think so for me.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
What do you think, Jason?
Speaker 8 (07:13):
I mean, I'm kind of like you haven't had a
lot of experience, but I think.
Speaker 7 (07:17):
I mean, what about on now?
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Yeah, right, I've.
Speaker 8 (07:22):
Only dated like whatever. I mean, guys like take it
out like it it's so like transactional a lot of
times that it's like it really doesn't.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
It doesn't.
Speaker 7 (07:32):
I can't even like count I can't even remember, like
you always.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Say, like you hook up with someone that you didn't
think was hot.
Speaker 8 (07:37):
Yeah, I mean a lot of times, especially like at
least in my experience, if you're there, like it just
happens like it really doesn't even like.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
There's no basics, right, Like, I guess the easiest way
to paraphrase what I'm saying is is because I don't
need people listening to this and then texting me if
they hooked up with them and being like, well, which
one was?
Speaker 1 (07:56):
I it's not what I mean. What I mean is
I would say that that being good in bad and
being active in bed and how you look, it's very
difficult to associate any correlation. And to say that someone's
a ten in appearance, that that would make them a
ten in bed because they look that good, I would say,
is not true.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
So maybe it's like yeah, so maybe it's like a
like a self confidence thing, right, Could it correlate to that,
like if somebody thinks they're so fucking hot, then you
could see them trying less hard?
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Right? Not sure? I just it's like you would imagine,
like I don't know, people always fantasize it about having
sex with tens because you know, I mean, because they're
good looking. But I guess what I'm saying is, in
my old age, uh, in my middle age, I wouldn't
necessarily assume that because you are a ten, that I'm
going to be as satisfied as I could be, or
(08:47):
more satisfied than I could be with someone who is
traditionally not got it.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
I hear guys say that a lot, like the ugly
girls work harder, you know, like they're they're like, I
gotta I gotta really bring something to the table, while
like they're real man.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Maybe I don't know. I really don't know the reason why.
I just know it's that's true.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Yeah, well like they say, and then like the bad
chicks are kind of like I'm just here, like.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
And that's not one hundred percent true. But I guess
if I were to line up five you know, sort
of average to pretty versus five super hot, I would
venture to say most people would say that they were
that they were generally more satisfied with the average to
pretty than the super hot. Maybe not. Maybe I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Anyway, he's so unattractive. If someone was like, I'm this hot,
like I don't have to do any.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Well, we'll never really say it to you, but it's
kind of in the way that they energy. I have
definitely slept with women who are very, very hot, and
it's like I don't want I don't They kind of
pillow princess. They kind of just lay there because it's
like you're hooking up with me. I've also hooked up
with girls that are amazingly hot and incredible in bed.
So I've also hooked up with someone who you know
(09:53):
would not again be traditionally hot, who was amazing in bed.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Yeah, kind of along those lines, I will say, like
there's a kind of douchiness that I can just fucking
tell that you don't care if I get off, like
if we had sex, like I would be able to tell,
like you'd be in it for yourself. Like I feel
like I could tell that, like if a dude is
selfish in bed, okayil you know, and it's not a
look thing, it's like, ah, I could just tell by
a personality.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Well, here are the results of the of the dick pictures.
Hell yeah. The researchers found the differences in male genitalia
were associated with different assumptions about personality. So penis is
seen is more prototypical or stereotypical, we're viewed as more attractive.
Prototypicality was also strongly associated with being good in bed, conscientiousness,
being sexually active, agreeableness, and open new experiences, which I
(10:41):
think translates to the average dick is the good dick,
or generally is a good dick. In terms of girth,
Men with narrow penises were perceived to be more neurotic.
Those were wide penises, on the other hand, were perceived
to be more sexually active, better in bed, more extroverted,
more open and new experience is more of a pleaser,
and have had more sexual partners. That's because why Dixard desired.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Right, are there pictures over there? No asking for Jason?
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Yeah, well, I just go to ask Rufio look at
his browser history. I'll tell you how to get that.
Regarding fifteen second, I know you you stuck on that.
Speaker 7 (11:18):
I just can't believe it.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
But it's efficiency, you know. So someone went through and
did the viewing for him, and then he can decide
if he wants to see the whole story.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Yes, yeah, once he explained it, I'm here for it.
But he said fifteen second. I ictured him in a closet,
sohere in his house, like trying.
Speaker 7 (11:32):
To stay done in fifteen seconds before he's found.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Well, and sometimes in port I'll go to like the
most highly rated, but then I'm like, that just means
the most dudes jacked off to the Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Yeah, does like the red zone of porn and then
he picks from there, right, you know.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
High Yeah, regarding length, short penises were associated with more
neuroticism than medium or long penises. Those with long penises
were viewed as more attractive, more sex acted better, and
bed more extroverted. Yeah, I mean, okay, how important is
pubic care? Both fully shaved and not trimmed, We're both
seen as negative. There seems to be a happy medium
(12:11):
when it comes to manscaping. Would you say it's true? Yes,
so you don't want a bald guy?
Speaker 2 (12:17):
I personally, I'm sorry, Rufio, I know, yeah, I don't.
I don't mind if there's no grooming. I really don't
mind that.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
I love Yeah, I don't really mind.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Thatten, Do you see no grooming out here?
Speaker 2 (12:33):
I mean I'm not saying like I'm usually like a
one dude kind of lady, So I'm not saying like
a lot at a time.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Uh, I just mean in your experience, I feel.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Like everyone pretty much does the medium grooming. I do
think like full hardwood floor is like, you know, if
you're into that, that's I'll still be fine with it.
But I'd be like, oh, I don't.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Know, I would think that. I'm like, you've given out
a lot of dick, because really, oh yeah, if you
fully wax and like clean, I'm a like, I'm ai
like it.
Speaker 7 (13:01):
We don't have a good time.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
But I'm also in the background, man like he fucking
everyone say, yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
You said it right.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
As a guy who groomed and has been grooming for
a long time, I understand. And as a guy who
also likes a little bush, a little little groomed bush, yes,
I can see why women don't have bush because if
you've been cleaning that shit up like that since forever,
then the idea of growing it out it seems unkempt
(13:29):
or dirty or like yeah. Like And so as a
dude who grooms and I don't groom to the rufeo extent,
but like, I definitely keep hit you know, high and tight.
If it's not like that, then I feel like kind
of gross now because I've had it that way for
so long. So that's like I understand why women who
have been shaving their whole lives right, all of it.
(13:49):
The idea of like, can you give me a little
it's like not, No, I don't really want to because
it would feel weird to me. It would be like
if a woman were to say to me stop grooming completely.
I don't know that I could do it, because I
think I'd be like, Okay, this is I don't know,
like this it feels like I'm not trying this thing
with my face, Like there's a certain point where I
have to shave my neck because it just it starts
(14:10):
to feel like, okay, this is too much, Like it
looks like I'm not even trying. So I get what
you're saying. But I mean, every girl I see who's
you know, waxed hardwood floors, I don't think she's out
here fucking like crazy.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Well no, yeah, that's a double standard for sure. Yeah,
I'm on a supercrit Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I'm a wax honey,
wax wax.
Speaker 7 (14:29):
I'm a wax. But if you wax, what you're doing.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Yeah, you do stuff. And have you guys ever had
like a partner ask for like a different grooming situation
than what you had going on, Like I would like
a little hair or a little landing strip.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
I've asked a girl she could grow me a bush,
and ninety percent of the time they've had a laser
hair removal and I can't do it. Oh really, it's
so much though, if you walk around the bush.
Speaker 7 (14:54):
I right, No, No, I'd be in the studio scratching.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
I had a guy'd be like, oh, could you try
a landing strip? But like that kind of feels like
I don't know, I just how do you do it?
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Like I don't want like I think when I say that,
people think, I mean like, don't do anything. That's not
what I mean, Like you got. I'm talking about like
swimsuit ready.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Right, bikini lion gone?
Speaker 1 (15:12):
But yeah, but I'm talking about Yeah, I'm talking about
something going on, but not to the point where you
know you couldn't you know it is like a little
little something, give me something?
Speaker 7 (15:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Yeah, would you care if it was like prickly, like
if they clearly shave but they have him for a
couple of days.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
No, I know happens with people's legs. I mean, what
is what it is? I mean if I like you,
I'm not I'm not like, oh you got that's another
that's a funny thing, like when you go out with
somebody or like getting to know them, or like what
I didn't shave so we're not doing anything. I'm like, like,
that's gonna stop me.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
I really care about that because I like the shower first,
let me get me together.
Speaker 5 (15:46):
Like not really, I hate that's such a fight in
my house. Yeah fight, I don't care. I don't care
if you're came back from the gym like that's hot,
like you have like.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
I like my hobby is just like you. I had
like eighteen showers a day for no reason.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Yeah no, I do take eighteen showers a day. And
when I'm in a relationship, I guess I'm more inclined
to not that I don't try when I'm just dating,
but like, think about it. You go on it, you
go to a baseball game with somebody out all day,
you go drinking, come home, and bang, Like if you're
just meeting, no one's stopping and saying, let me take
a shower first. But it's like it's what's funny is
(16:22):
even though you're trying to make a good impression. Months later,
I would be like, no, hold on, I'm taking a
shower first. But I'm not. If it's like a random
hookup for whatever reason, I'm not necessarily shutting it down
to take a shower. I feel like that's more of
a relationship thing, like when you really care about someone
or you care about what they think of you.
Speaker 7 (16:39):
Yeah, I like a shower first.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
But like if you had a random if you met
like a random guy and took him home, you'd be like,
hold on, I'm getting in the shower first, or you'd
be like, no, if I get just do it.
Speaker 7 (16:49):
I would probably be like, I'm getting in the show.
I don't know, and I want him in the shower too.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
I'll see you, and yeah, I need a home if
we're getting into showers together. I need a whole different
shower situation because I have a relatively small stand up shower,
and it's a it's a bad deal, like someone's cold,
someone's not getting the water, or then you know, you
try to get down on your knees and do some
stuff and you get water in your face. I like.
(17:20):
I stayed in a hotel one time, I think I
told you this, and it had a shower the size
of this studio, which is probably fifteen feet by I
don't know, thirty feet or so. I don't know how.
It was awesome and all I could think, and it
had shower heads everywhere and steam and it had like
a little benshit. I was in Indianapolis, of all places,
and this hotel it was a nice hotel. I got
(17:42):
upgraded to the presidential suite. I was by myself, which
was the worst part. Zi, it was the worst. This
place was brand new. It was very classy, like Hi,
it is like a four or five star place. And
I don't know why I got upgraded, because no one
in Indianapolis gives a ship. But I think it was
the only room left or something. I don't know what
I was doing there. I was there for an animal.
I was there for a dog trip or a veteran
trip or something. Anyway, They're like, you got the presidential suite.
(18:04):
I'm like, okay, double doors. You know the room at
the end of the hall that you're like, man, I
wonder what's behind there. That was the double doors that
had a dining room in it, full living room. It
had a big master bedroom and the shower was massive.
Speaker 5 (18:18):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
And the whole time, I'm like, this is such a
fucking waste. Like the things that could happen and nobody
would be cold and nobody would be cramped. But shower
sex is I don't know, it's hit or miss.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
You can't finish. I feel like in the shower, I
feel like you could start it there get it going there.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Yeah, no, I agree with that.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
We're jumping after you know whatever. But I don't think
you could. I mean it's hard to.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
But then there's like a weird intermission. If you're starting
a shower, then there's like the weird intermission. I'm let
me dry off by that point of like blue ball,
I gotta get it going again.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Like do we want to get the bed wet?
Speaker 1 (18:55):
Like I'm not twenty two any more, Guys, Like it
takes a little bit like pump out, you know, some
fire that thing up the guesser, shit, I already did
this once. I'm out a gas. Yeah, anyway, glad we
had this chat. I'm not I'm really not surprised. I
mean it's like basically, what this thing says is if
(19:15):
you have a long, wide dick, then that's good. That's
probably good, and you probably get laid more. And I
could see why you might think that, because if you've
got a big dick, then maybe you feel better about
whipping it out, as opposed to if you have a
little dick, maybe you're waiting on more. You know, intimate
special occasions where you know the person really likes you
(19:36):
and it is less likely to disqualify you, because, let's
face it, Jason, if you didn't necessarily feel one way
or another about a guy, Let's say you meet a
guy on Grinder or wherever, and you guys go on
a date and you're not one way or the other
about the guy yet, and you go home and hook
up and he's got a tiny little dick that he
is going to influence you negatively.
Speaker 7 (19:55):
Yeah, I mean, I'm going to be shocked.
Speaker 8 (19:56):
But honestly, the dudes that I've been with that have
had huge dicks, like like I'm not talking like above average,
but it's.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Like big, terrifying.
Speaker 8 (20:04):
It wasn't good, Like they didn't know what to do,
Like they were the lazy ones, right like just like
oh this is big, like you just do whatever.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Like I'm like, no, like.
Speaker 8 (20:15):
This is awful. So honestly, like I don't even like
want I wouldn't even want one like that. Plus it hurts.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Well, But I guess the point being if you and
I hear what you're saying, But if you got to
know the guy and really like liked him or loved him,
and then he website has a little tiny dick, you
might be more likely to say this sucks, but like, Okay,
I'll deal with this because I really like this human being,
as opposed to mister big in in uh, you know,
Sex and the City or whatever where that dude. You know,
(20:43):
she didn't really like that guy that much, but he
was putting it down. He had that big old thing lane,
you know, supposedly. I wonder if in real life that
actor has a big dick.
Speaker 5 (20:53):
The guy who plays yeast of him he did, Yeah,
he is done.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
I just saw him in a stupid commercial.
Speaker 5 (21:03):
She had her fucking whooped with all of the whips
in the whoop.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Yeah, because that's the thing about really really hot girls.
I'm not saying that I don't like looking at him,
and I definitely continue dating a girl who is really
really hot and not great in bed because she was
really really hot, and that's that's, you know, fair. I
guess you hope it gets better in that case.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Do you ever like instruct woul you feel comfortable like
instructing people? I feel like I'm too old to like
do that.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
I don't really want to do that, really, not fundamentally,
like if I don't mind saying I like this or
that or or you know, I like it I like
it when you did this, but I don't. I don't
really want it forty two years old to have to
like break it down from the root. Okay, so both hands,
(21:52):
Oh yeah, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
But you guys, you should always be teachers. You should
always be willing to teach. Because I have a partner
that's willing to learn. It just helps everybody.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
But I'm an honest hypocrite too, because I will say
that as far as my desire to please women going down,
going down downtown, that that is a that is a
foreign world, and and it is it is a foreign
world that differs from world to world. So like the
stuff that I think that my last girlfriend, what she liked,
(22:26):
you probably won't like. So it's not that I'm not
good at it, quote unquote. It's like that that because
some people like it aggressively, some people like it very gently,
like it's I don't know, it's it can be. That's
a whole different planet.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
I will say, that's how your guys' balls are. It's
so polarizing. I don't know what the fuck to do
because everyone wants something different.
Speaker 8 (22:47):
That's true.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
I'm not too focused on the on the balls.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Some guys are though.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
I get it. I get it.
Speaker 8 (22:53):
Yeah, forget get in there right, and I'm like, no,
please don't touch my balls ever. Yeah yeah see yeah,
weirds me out. I'm afraid you're gonna hurt them.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
They're gonna jump, yeah, because you twist.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Them one wrong move and we got a situation neither twisted.
I gotta have surgery.
Speaker 7 (23:08):
No, thank you.
Speaker 8 (23:09):
Yeah, don't touch them, smack their hand away noted.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Yeah, okay, don't touch my ball. Yeah I don't. I
don't really know if this was a groundbreaking study, but
we really have covered a lot of ground here. We
have on the tangent, which was truly it was it
was relatively on on subjects, relatively focused. I guess, all right,
well there's my pocket. I love how my mom will
(23:33):
call me and like she'll see that, like Joe Rogan
you know or whatever that chick's name is, got uh
call me daddy, got a hundred million dollars some Spotify
And she's like, why don't you have a podcast. I'm like,
well I do.
Speaker 7 (23:45):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
People try to tell me to do a podcast.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
I'm like, bro, just do a podcast. I'm like, well,
you just think it's that simple, like I just do
a podcast and they pay me a hundred million.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Dollars, Like you can do it and I can't pay you.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
But it's hard to explain to people why it's not
the same because, yeah, some people go viral, but that's
so few. Like usually you're either backed by barstool or
you know, a Spotify or or you're already famous, like
you know the one right now that everyone's talking about
with the actors will will our Net and apparently it's hysterical.
(24:21):
But like when three famous actors get together into a podcast,
I'm not saying it's not great, because I hear it's great.
But you got a nice head start there, yes, you know,
when you've already got millions of followers. So I'm not
making excuses because some of these podcasts are really really good.
I mean, you don't have to like Joe Rogan, but
he had a head start and he knew his audience too,
and then it grew obviously, and then it's like, oh,
(24:43):
someone's paying him a hundred million dollars, that must be good,
and then people start listening to it.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Yeah, so with Deax Shepherd too.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Yeah, here that's a great podcast. But like again, famous, right,
So you you've already got a pretty massive head start,
which is why I get to put us on him
more cities.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
So your mom wants us to get a multimillion dollar
My mom is.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Like, why don't you just do a podcast and say
fuck those guys? And I'm like, oh, I'd love to,
trust mads.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Make a viral podcast.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
Yeah, just make a viral video. Yeah, you have no
idea how much I would like to to just rent
our own room. And I'm not ungrateful, trust me, this
is not an ungrateful statement. But if we could somehow
own our own business, that changes everything, which is why
when people ask sometimes why did you syndicate? Or or
what is that about? Or whatever, it's like, because we
(25:29):
have to grow the brand. This is a whole different conversation.
But we have to grow the brand in order to survive.
And it's not that Chicago is not good enough, because
it's more than good enough, but the standards are changing
so quickly in our business. I don't know how long
Chicago is good enough. Ten years ago, what we're doing
now would have been multimillion dollar paying, career making and unstoppable.
(25:55):
You could whip you can whip your left boob out
and I can whip my dick out in the hallway
and nobody can touch.
Speaker 7 (25:59):
I can.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
A Monday for us, right, which we do any we
do all this stuff. But now we wonder it would
have been both poops ten years ago, twenty thirty years ago.
Oh my god, now I don't I don't know.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
I would have been out of control. Oh my god.
I would have been in and on a rehab so
many times.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Promise I would.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
I got hookers and blown say literally is in the studio.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
But now it's like we got to come up with
a way on our own to become, you know, become
the quote unquote famous person that has the lead so
that we can, you know, then have the podcast again.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
All right, I would be getting lap dances while doing
the Entertainer Report.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
But you already do I gave you not from Jason
the hookers in the blow keep up? Oh see from
someone else.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
You're saying, I would have c C and Dylan from
Rick's shout out right on either side of me. Yeah, yeah,
because there real strippers would be whych ccndylla's c CN Dyllan.
They're both so hot.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Rick's formerly known as VIPs, yes.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Yes, sir, I do know the strippers by name.
Speaker 7 (27:09):
Okay, that's right.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Yeah, why don't you ever invite me when you are
the titty bar?
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Do you want to come?
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (27:13):
I'm happy to. I mean, okay, I'm gonna say this, though,
strip clubs are not good in Chicago.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Not I've not been impressed. Not that the strippers aren't impressive.
I don't like the clubs, but you know me, I
like to you can get the lap dances. I just wanted.
I just like the vibe and the people watching. Oh
my god, it is second to none at these places.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
So the last time I went, I saw an old, old,
old couple like somebody's nana and her husband, and they
were so nervous. At first, it was the cutest thing,
and she at first would just put the dollar in
like very delicately. She was so nervous. By the end,
she had her head on the stage. She was getting
lapt ins'es, and then they left together to have little
old people's sez. I was like cheering them on. I
(27:53):
was like, this is beautiful. Then there was a fucking
bachelorette crew who didn't tip. They were so uncomfortable. They
make it so weird, and I was like, you guys,
like you gotta tip these women.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
That's the thing I'm not. I'll pay so you can
chill and stuff. I don't. I don't want to give
you money to fake dance on me, like you give
a I know you don't, and it doesn't get me off.
So like, I'd rather you just chill and have a
drink and tell me a story about you and the
vibe and the music. But like this ship that you
see in these places, man, the people watching, like I
(28:24):
just speak all the time. Every city I go to,
I try and make it a point to go a
new city. I try and pop in the old titty bar.
I love it.
Speaker 7 (28:31):
Sow economy.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
People are like, oh you like you like that stuff.
I'm like not really, Like, well, why are we going?
I'm like, because it's an adventure every time. You never
know what you're gonna see.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
So Fred show trip to the scrub clubs.
Speaker 7 (28:44):
Oh that would be fun, that'd be really Funna let
them on you.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
They're not going to fuck me.
Speaker 8 (28:49):
I've never been to like a female trip clubs.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Oh really, I would love to take you to trip
is on This tangent brought to you by ricks located
right next to the Whole Foods.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
That is also true.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
You could pop out and get some keen wall when
you're done. All right, that's the tangent. Have a good day.
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