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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So, Jason, you haven't seen enough of Taylor Swift yet
on this tour.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
No, there is no such thing as too much.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
And there is a place she would go in order
to see another another show. You've been twice three times
and that's not enough. No, Okay, hold on a second.
I want to hear about this. It's the tangent with
the Bread show.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Giving me all the we couldn't talk about on air.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
All right, and I hear you, by the way, I'm
a band mattress. Now for Luke Holmebs and Riley Green.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
Yes you are.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
It looks like I'm going to my third stop in Philadelphia.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
You are doing the most.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
I love it. It's a party. But you know what's
funny is like Luke doesn't really do well. Louke, I
don't know if he has a gimmick, But Riley has
a couple of gimmicks that he does, and he does
him It's like a comedian. When I first started, like,
I didn't know much about stand up comedy, and then
I had a buddy who was a stand up comic,
so I started going to his shows. And what I
did not know is that if you've got a good
(00:51):
forty five to fifty minute set. It doesn't change that often, no,
And so I went and saw this guy like four
times in a year, and it was the exact same
set four times. Because once you got a good solid
fifty minutes like, it takes a long time to develop.
And he would throw another joke or two in there
to like try it. But before it was like a
whole new thing. It took years. So Riley does this
thing where he's like gas prizes are out of control,
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and one of the boys is gonna have to go
home win the bus because I don't have enough. I
don't have enough money pay for all these guys go
around the country and then they all play it solo,
and then the crowd's supposed to vote on, you know,
which one's the best. And then at the end, all
and behold they all get to say, but he's a
I like that guy, that dude, that dude, and.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
I get it everywhere.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
I'm tired of how good looking it is too. I
got to google these people you'd get with Riley Green.
I must look he's good looking, you.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
Know, like this tall, he's a handsome fellow.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
I like he's the duckman. And who was the other
one Luke Luke Combs. Well, probably he would get with
Luke Combs.
Speaker 6 (01:53):
Oh yeah, I love Luke Combs, but we would not
get together because of one, I love his wife. Secondly,
it's too much going on, Like I'm fluffy, he fluffy,
we I'm high. It's like no, I can't so no,
I wouldn't get with him, but I do love him. Actually,
I have a photo with him. I was gonna post it,
but I was going to. I want to make sure
you got your photo.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
I as a photo with I had to tackle it
get mine. How did you get your friends?
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Lucas family.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Was when you heard I was struggling with people to
meet him.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
I wanted to see how far you would go were.
Speaker 6 (02:34):
I used to work for a country station and we
did a meet and greet with Luke Combs, and he
was the only country singer I was interested in taking
a photo with. He was so nice and so cool
and so down to earth and I really like.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
Dude him and came round. Are my favorite in the studio?
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Yes, it's really station.
Speaker 7 (02:52):
Yeah, and they're flexing all over you.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Big country girls.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
I just like in the country shows. I don't know,
I mean rock shows are fun. Pop shows can be
a little hoity toity, but like, I don't know, it's
that the people watching is great. Everybody's drunk, everybody's like hardcore.
Everyone knows every lyric to every song. It's just a
different vibe. I just like the vibe. I don't particularly
care for all the songs. I just I just have
(03:19):
a good time. Plus they treat country radio like kings
and I can drink all the beer I can drink. Yeah,
so I mean I'm fat. While I leave there, I'm drunk.
Roll out of there.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
Do you have the audio from your story of you
sink as you? Please play that the picture?
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (03:43):
That weekends, he posted him video of the Luke playing
on stage the Fastcar remix.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
And make It's Gone for Good, which is okay, Well
it'll be.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
In your archives. Yeah, it'll be in your archives.
Speaker 8 (03:56):
But Fred, you didn't realize probably that we could hear
his really much.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
Oh my god, I watched this song.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
I did. I thought it was too loud for anybody
to be able to hear that.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
You go to a harchive, Well we can find it
later and pust it. But it was so funny.
Speaker 9 (04:21):
Oh yeah, yeah, I'm like, I literally want.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
To detect you like, stop drinking and media.
Speaker 10 (04:38):
It's so good. I love that you were feeling is
that's like my favorite thing.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
I was dancing. I was having a good old dancing.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
I don't know, I don't know how. Yeah, the thumbs,
the thumbs were definitely near the lower lip was bitten,
you know. I just I don't know. I was in
a city where I don't live, and I don't care.
I wouldn't have cared here either, but whatever it was,
I mean, I was good to go. And then there
was like a forty five minute intermission because there was lightning.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
Yeah, it was an outdoor shop.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Yeah, the stadium show did you have to go? Like?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Did you have to go?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
And we went into the they have it it's called
a radio room, and that's like a little little hang
area for the radio people. They had bad chicken fingers
and lots of beer, and I ate the bad chicken fingers,
and I drank all the beer and they kept refilling it,
so like every time I'd opened the fridge it was
like I'd never done it before. I'm like, this is
this is the greatest day of my life. I Mean,
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it wasn't good beer, but I got no care.
Speaker 8 (05:36):
Where's the next stop on your on your party show
of Philadelphia?
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Philadelphia? When is that? That is a week from Saturday?
And I'm on a first name basis with Riley now,
so that's I mean, it's you know. And every time
I see him, it's the same joke. I'm like, hey, dickhead,
why you're so good looking? He's like, I had an
ugly face. Fred, I'm like, I don't believe it. I
don't know how you could have had an ugly vase.
He's a good looking guy.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
There's gonna be like a security check from Riley's people.
Dude keeps sheltering, I'm.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
The biggest groupie ever, Like at this point, I'm such
a groupie. It's uh, I don't think I've ever been
this committed to a tour, a music music events in
my life. And I really don't like crowds like that,
you know, But whatever it's worth, it's And then I
guess there's something I got to do with this next one.
His people want me to uh, they want me to
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do some some head. I got a texture from one
of his people last night that was like, in Philly,
you're doing the head? Oh yeah? During one of his songs,
You you hung a beer, You shot on a beer
and then you slam it against your head. And my
buddy Mark, the guy who hates me, who got me in,
he must not hate me that much. He did it
because it was his last night working with Luke. He
(06:49):
got a new job, so so anyway.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
He's be careful.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
I don't want to. I don't really want to do
that because I don't I need. I need. My face
is kind of only okay anyway, so I needed to
not be dented from a can you got.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Anyway, it'll be once it's empty.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
It's good.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
I feel though, like I'd be the guy that has
a slit permanently in my head and people be like,
oh my gosh, in an accident. No, I was shot
getting a beer at the Luke Combe show in Philadelphia
and I the city of brotherly Love. Yeah, yeah, anyway,
it would Taylor, is that the cal would that? Is
that the the most you've seen one artist on tour?
(07:27):
At one spell or.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
Yes, on one tour?
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (07:30):
Okay, actually maybe of all time too.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
I think who have you seen? Second most? Like blank
or something?
Speaker 8 (07:37):
Yep, Blink is up there. I've seen them a couple
of times. God a Drake, I've seen a ton none
of minor shocking.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Can you want to come to Philly and I'll see
if LT can get you back there with your boy.
I mean you could just call him yourself.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
Yes, yes, I'd love to come.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Okay, yes, I guess.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
I would definitely go.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
All right, that's good. Well that's a week from Saturday. Yes, alrighty, yeah, okay, good.
Speaker 6 (08:00):
Give my calgarl boots on, my curly wig and nice
little cowgirl hat.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
You're gonna need that fan though, because it gets a
little warm at these shows.
Speaker 6 (08:07):
Oh yeah, I have to when I go to the
country shows, one on each boot, each one.
Speaker 10 (08:13):
So you're gonna miss ed Sheeran for Luken, you would
have to choose between.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
You, Oh my goodness, choose.
Speaker 6 (08:19):
Well, sorry for I can't miss it because you're not
having an appearance at his.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Show, So that's right. And you're going on the stag
because they're gonna pull you out there.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
Right to do that verse with Eminem.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
You're opening for him, right, Paulina, you're doing a DJ set.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
I'll be in Cancun, but I'm gonna fly back for that.
Speaker 7 (08:35):
I heard.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
I heard he's bringing you back for the night on
the DJ just to do the DJ set correct and
then he's gonna fly you back, yeah, to your vacation.
But then Kik, I know, is doing like a like
a collab with.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
It, right. It was a surprise that you know, Rufio
told the world, but.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Hey, it's a surprise to Edge Hearing too.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
He'll be the only one to pull.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
But he's gonna be honored. They didn't want to tell
him because they didn't want him to get I mean,
because he might get nervous exactly, you know when you're
at that level. Yeah, got we are dumbinger Kings.
Speaker 8 (09:11):
Would any of you guys, because this is like Jason
and I were having a fight at a bar and
he was basically telling me, first of all, if someone
wanted to get with me in order for him to
meet Taylor Swift, then I would have to lay my
body down, And he said he.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
Would lay his body down. He doesn't care if anyone's
hot or whatever.
Speaker 8 (09:25):
Would any of the rest of you sleep with someone
to meet your favorite artists, even if you weren't attractive
to them.
Speaker 6 (09:30):
I feel like I've done for a lot less Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
I've done a lot more for a lot less.
Speaker 8 (09:40):
It.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Okay, these are facts. If there's anyone I like enough
to Bruce Hornsby, if it were nineteen eighty five Bruce Hornsby,
then yes, but he's he's like doing like bluegrass now
and so the songs don't sound the same anymore.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
It's your country western.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Yeah, I don't know. I don't. I don't particularly care
for that. I mean, Bruce is a is a legend,
but I don't particularly care for the new style versus
the old stuff, because the old style is what I
grew up with, and that's the reason I think I
like it. It was Bruce horn it was the range
he's with the noisemakers, and that's some of the same guys.
But it's like it's a little bit too bad Joey
for me. Okay.
Speaker 8 (10:20):
Rufio famously said he would sleep with Rudy Giuliani with
the hair dye dripping or a tesla. But now you
don't have to do that, or did Yeah, Kiki, that
was before you and I questioned everything.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Now did you go down on him? It's my.
Speaker 10 (10:38):
Over I got the nice package.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
And I have no standards. That almost made me throw up.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Jason would you bang Rudy Giuliani for another chance to
go to Taylor?
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Yes? I don't think that. Well, there's probably some people
that you would.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Is there another two or stop that you want to
try and go? You went to try.
Speaker 10 (11:00):
I want to go to an l A show because
there's five of them, right, yeah, five or six because
it's going to be off the chain.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
You know, she's gonna everyone's gonna come out.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
It's going to be a who's who.
Speaker 7 (11:10):
Yeah, they ain't work and they got nothing else.
Speaker 5 (11:14):
To do right now during my birthday. But we have
to work.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Oh I don't Maybe I'll go.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Great, But Fred, did you feel the same way?
Speaker 10 (11:26):
Like seeing Taylor in your hometown like in Soldier Field
was like that was like top til like it doesn't
get any better.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
No, Detroit was like amazing.
Speaker 10 (11:33):
It was almost like okay, like I've seen it, but
like it was still amazing. I knew every single word,
but like it was soldier Field, do you know what
I mean? Like, I don't know if that makes any sense.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
I like this. Well, No, I had more fun at
the second one because there was a bigger group, like
and and yeah, like it was the group was fun
and it was a lot of people I used to work.
It was kind of like a reunion for Luke for
Luke Soldier Field was cool because I stood on the
stage and that was pretty cool. Like I don't know
if I'll ever get to do that again, stand on
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the stage and look out. And it was during Riley
set and he had it was when they turned the
lights out and everybody had their phones out. It's a
it's a like it's that's really That was really like
surreal kind of thing. But yeah, I don't know. Philly
means nothing to me, you know, But that's all right
because I mean he's like, I'm not going to go
(12:26):
no more. I need you to go for steak.
Speaker 5 (12:35):
Not even I can do. Yeah, bring us back. I
want to on a Philly cheese steak, but with chicken.
Can you bring me one?
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Oh wow, yeah, let's just place delicious. After a couple
of years, I was they talk about that place a lot. Wow.
I went to one in Florida. It was good.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
It was good.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
I wasn't mad about it. But it wasn't like holy ship.
It's like gas station thing. Yeah, I mean it was sandwich.
I mean I was not mad. I drove by it.
I actually did a U turn and in the middle
of the night in Orlando just to go into one
because I had to understand. And they make it's like
kind of like a little subway in there, but they're
making sandwiches. It's not like, you know, they're already pre wrapped.
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And I got one and I was like the greatest
thing in the Yeah. I was like, okay, this is
you know, if I were in a if I were
in a bind, people love it.
Speaker 8 (13:19):
Someone stole my credit card and spent two hundred dollars
there one time.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Thank you hundred dollars. You could spend two hundred bucks
at BUCkies more easily. Bunkies is another.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
I want to go another convenience store that.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
People are one of those hats and one of those
BUCkies hats. It has like they have like eighty different
kinds of soda. I love them, you know, I don't know.
It's like they're like massive and they have all kinds
of stuff in me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
There's one in Illinois, isn't there the world the biggest one?
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Is it the biggest one here? I haven't been yeah, yeah,
And you know me, I'm I'm just a come and
go guy. Uh, you know, whenever I'm in Iowa or whatever,
I gotta go to come and go because.
Speaker 7 (13:58):
Oh sorry, this one is as the walls I think
it is.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
I'll come and go name after me. Actually the whole chain.
Speaker 5 (14:06):
It's more like calm and kick him out.
Speaker 4 (14:08):
Okay, right, you gotta right.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
I'm yeah, I'm sooner ober here right, I'm open to
my own chain down the street is on Michigan Avenue.
It's called come and get the You guys give me
a hard time. I'm not that bad. Just could I
order the uber as I ejaculate. It's not crazy. I'm like, Jason,
I'm silent because you hear me like that's a little
(14:33):
that's a little clicks on the phone. You know, you
know how your keyboard clicks when that's me going right?
Speaker 7 (14:38):
What you orders is like fifty more minutes, Okay, I
gotta I guess we'll keep going here.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
So that's what I do, is I order the uber.
I see how long you get there? All right, And
that's how long I gotta go. But the best once
of three minutes. Somebody fifteen minutes. I'm like, oh ship,
I'm not that I'm not that bad. I'm not that bad.
I'm not that all the time. I'm not that bad
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all the day.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
You're not a cuddle person, you don't you don't do
the cuddling.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
It depends on the situation. Like if we just banged,
I don't want to cuddle because I'm hot. I'll tell
you what I can't stand. I can't stand a bed hog.
Like the last girl I kind of dated, I'd wake
up and I'm hanging off the bed and there's an
entire bed over here, but she had to be as
close as possible. And I'm like, if we're doing that,
(15:28):
can we at least have you hanging off the bed
as close as Yeah, but like not to the point
where I get pushed off my own bed and I sleep.
I'm in a bad mood. Can we cuddle in the
middle of the bed. Sure?
Speaker 3 (15:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (15:44):
You kept moving away from her though, that's why you
were on the.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Edge, chasing.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
What happened last night?
Speaker 1 (15:51):
I slept by yourself? Uh yeah, yeah, because that's another
misnomer around here. Every time I wear a hat, I
was banging the night for which is not true. I
was just really proud of my new hat.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
Okay, did you meet me?
Speaker 5 (16:03):
Highs there's so many at these country shows.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
No dating A. No, I didn't do anything. I didn't
do anything when I was.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
He's being social.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Sorry, I didn't do anything. But our program director in Raleigh,
his name is Trevor, and he's he's a he's a
I love that guy. I really love him. He's a
he's a gay man. He Suice is his husband. And
Trevor says, it's like lightning, lightning, ng lightninging. I don't know,
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there's a lot of lightning. They shut the thing down.
It's pouring rain, and so they take us back into
this the radio folks back into this room and we're
drinking beer, and he goes, what do you think normal
people do in this situation?
Speaker 3 (16:54):
He said over there, Oh my, that's.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Actually a good question. No. I mean, I guess you
gotta huddle in the in the underneath. But he was
just so funny, what do you think normal people do
in this situation? I'm like, I don't know, Trevor. Why
don't you go find out?
Speaker 3 (17:11):
Did he meet Luke?
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Uh? He did? Yeah, Yeah, he did pictures he did.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
I liked it.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
It was a whole political thing. I don't I don't understand. Yeah,
and I asked for so little. I just wanted that.
That's all I wanted. I don't ask for any of
this stuff. I don't ask for tickets for me. I
asked Jason for tickets about everything for somebody else. But uh,
I don't even want to meet these people. I don't,
you know. It's not I don't need to trouble people
like that. But this one I wanted. I wanted this one.
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Plus he sings a song about grandfather's Oh Roley Green's
got one too, which I might be the next single,
and I'm like, that's fucked up. Like I told my
buddy who manages him, I'm like, can we not do that?
Because I can't because the grandpa stuff gets me. And
then Luke's got a song called even Though I'm leaving,
and I still listen to it every now and again.
Speaker 5 (18:00):
But that's it's hard.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
I got to be in the right mood because it's
a great song, but it's like, shit, all you think
of is anyone you've ever known that was dying and
you knew it. It's like, oh, it's a sweet song too.
You know. Essentially, I'm gone, but I'm not gone. And
it's even saying that right now.
Speaker 5 (18:19):
I'm like, yeah, I'm getting what.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
I get that feeling behind my eye, but then nothing
comes outing. It's like, I'm like that cooler at work
with the big bottle on the top of it, but
it's empty. You know, you open it's it's there and
you open it, but no water comes out. That's what
I'm like. You know what I'm talking about, Those big,
those big clear bottles and you dump them over on
top of the thing.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
Yeah. Yeah, water cooler water.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
That's what I am. I'm an empty water cooler. I
wish I sometimes wish I could cry more easily. It
feels really good.
Speaker 5 (18:49):
It really doesn't.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
You cry every day for nothing.
Speaker 5 (18:53):
It's not fun.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
Anything gets me.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Like I can't even go on TikTok because like I'll
be on like some sad algorithm and stuff like animals
and I'm like, oh.
Speaker 10 (19:01):
I was crying to the office last night launching the
Office episode where Jim and Pam have the baby. Oh yeah,
And she tells him like that it's a girl, and
he's in the car and he starts crying and I
was like, the baby, I don't even want a baby,
and I'm crying.
Speaker 5 (19:17):
Did you see that baby? I sent you on TikTok.
I want Michael Scott.
Speaker 8 (19:20):
Oh yeah, like this baby won't go to bed and
she has Michael Scott.
Speaker 5 (19:28):
She's screaming, give me Michael Scott.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
By the way, Am, I just said random thought here
as I order my lunch. Am I a disgusting person
for liking subway because people talk shit about subway all
the time, and I like it, and I know that
it's not I realize we live in a city where
you can get like a gazillion of the finest handcrafted sandwiches,
and I'll and I go to some of those places. Yeah,
you know, JP Grasiano, whatever, whatever, whatever, I mean, go
(19:54):
on and on.
Speaker 5 (19:54):
But you're choosing to order subway right now on door dash.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
I like subway. So you have a problem with this.
Speaker 8 (20:01):
Not that I would say with a recording that's right, Well,
do you fred?
Speaker 1 (20:07):
They're not a sponsor right now, I mean you can
you're allowed if they were, You're still allowed to say
what you think of it.
Speaker 8 (20:12):
Our boss yelled at me one time for me saying
what I thought about subway. I'll let you fill in
the blanks with your imagination.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
So you you would go Jimmy John's.
Speaker 5 (20:21):
I pretty much anything other than.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
That, And what is your objection?
Speaker 5 (20:27):
Rufiel helped me out.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
You feel the same way you do.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
You won't even subway.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
No, I'm not.
Speaker 7 (20:31):
I'm not a subway person growing up when subway was
the only option.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
What's your problem with it?
Speaker 7 (20:36):
You know, it's just it's you know, they got a
little there's got some history, you know what I'm saying,
that history.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
I noticed it just started slicing the meat right in
front of me because they're trying to they're trying to
catch up with the other. I think I do think
they've improved their quality lately, Okay, I think that.
Speaker 7 (20:52):
Yeah, yeah, I just don't like how they you know,
they spend a lot of money on these celebrities to
make it seem like Someway's cool, but it's not.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Well, I'm not eating it because Charle's bark does. Because
I don't know if you've seen Charles Barkley lately, but
he's on that ozempic or one of them. Yeah, and
he not eating subway. Yeah, good for him. In fact,
I have to tell you the last time I saw him, Like,
when people lose a massive amount of weight, it almost
doesn't look right, Like I'm used to seeing him be
a big guy and if he wants to live that
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way and and you know, it's healthier for him. I
love Charles like whatever, but now he kind of looks
like a like I'm not going to say quite a bobblehead,
but you know what I mean. Like, I'm just used
to like the proportions of Charles Barkley and they are
different now.
Speaker 8 (21:31):
It is jarring to see people on ozempic or whatever,
like for the first time after they lost all their weight,
Like I'm like, oh, where'd you go?
Speaker 1 (21:37):
But let me tell you what for Subway For me,
I feel like they have the most and Jersey Mike's
does too, but I feel like they have the most,
like vegetable oriented ingredients to add to the sandwich. I
think that like this toppings. Yeah, like I really like
potbelly belly. I don't know. For whatever reason, whenever I
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get a Subway sandwich, I had tell them to put everything,
all the vegetables on it. I don't know. It feels
like more vegetables and.
Speaker 8 (22:09):
It's all wet in that plastic bag they give you.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
It's paper now, okay, paper. Now they slice the meat
in front of you.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
Now what else they do? Their cookies are really good cookies.
Speaker 5 (22:22):
Cookies.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
Yeah, that's just not my I would choose something else.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
What would you? What would be the order of operation
for me?
Speaker 7 (22:31):
Yeah, Jersey Mike's number one, pop Ellie right there, and
then Jimmy Johnson.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Then, so I guess an order of preference. I would
go Jimmy No, no, no, I would go Jersey Mike
Subway No, no, I wouldn't. I would go I would go.
I would go Jersey Mike's because everyone gives a fuck
what I think Jersey Hot Belly about. Even then Subway
Jimmy Johns would be my last choice. The bread there
fucks me up a little bit.
Speaker 5 (22:56):
So why aren't you ordering Jersey Mike's then.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Because I ordered a lot of it. Sometimes switch it
up and it depends also in the sandwich like subway, turkey, subway, meatball,
MARINERA my jam. You want to go for a cheese steak,
I'm definitely going to Jersey. Yes, they're excellent. They're excellent cheeseteakes.
And I realized there are people listening who are purists
and be like, no, there's better maybe, but not on
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the fast food scale.
Speaker 5 (23:20):
Right, Jersey is good. It's really good.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Jersey Mikes is underrated, but I I eat a lot
of it locations.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
So they're cutting meat at the subway.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Now, yeah, I saw a sign about it. Okay, you
don't give another shot. No, I can't believe that you
eat anything. I can't believe.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
But say, I mean, you know, there's a history. Like
I said, I don't want to talk about it here. Yeah,
you know, we'll talk offline.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
At the bread Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
Yeah, the history of the bread.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
They changed it with at they debunked that though.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
Yeah, I thought, you know, but then you got you know,
is not Eymore boy.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Was a person to wait a minute, now, all of
a sudden, you have ethics, Yeah, right now, all of
a sudden, you won't eat it because Jared's a child,
they have a they haven't employed Jared in over a decade.
Can we let that one go behind?
Speaker 7 (24:17):
No?
Speaker 1 (24:17):
You know, I mean they didn't know he was a.
Speaker 5 (24:19):
Cho Yeah, that one wasn't sway. I will write this one,
but the rest just.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
You know, there's a videos and photos.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
All of a sudden, he's like, oh I want to
eat because of that Jared guy.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
Yeah, I haven't. I haven't worn a pair of Yeezy
since the whole Kanye thing.
Speaker 5 (24:37):
No, I'm proud of you for that little bit nice.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
I can. I can. I tell people though, I feel
very okay. I still commercials from prison. If they wouldn't
let that one, oh my god, if they wouldn't let
that one go then. But I'm pretty sure they cut
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bait on him as soon as they knew that he
was a creep.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
He was eating fresh.
Speaker 4 (25:09):
God, I'm sorry, I'm going good bye.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
You know what. You're on your own now, you've been
on your own, woke fuck.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
Enjoy somebody today, friend.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Ye nasty. Let me go home. I got you know what.
I'm leaving now. You took it to a whole another spot.
There's the tangent. Enjoy everyone,
So, Jason, you haven't seen enough of Taylor Swift yet
on this tour.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
No, there is no such thing as too much.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
And there is a place she would go in order
to see another another show. You've been twice three times
and that's not enough. No, Okay, hold on a second.
I want to hear about this. It's the tangent with
the Bread show.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Giving me all the we couldn't talk about on air.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
All right, and I hear you, by the way, I'm
a band mattress. Now for Luke Holmebs and Riley Green.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
Yes you are.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
It looks like I'm going to my third stop in Philadelphia.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
You are doing the most.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
I love it. It's a party. But you know what's
funny is like Luke doesn't really do well. Louke, I
don't know if he has a gimmick, But Riley has
a couple of gimmicks that he does, and he does
him It's like a comedian. When I first started, like,
I didn't know much about stand up comedy, and then
I had a buddy who was a stand up comic,
so I started going to his shows. And what I
did not know is that if you've got a good
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forty five to fifty minute set. It doesn't change that often, no,
And so I went and saw this guy like four
times in a year, and it was the exact same
set four times. Because once you got a good solid
fifty minutes like, it takes a long time to develop.
And he would throw another joke or two in there
to like try it. But before it was like a
whole new thing. It took years. So Riley does this
thing where he's like gas prizes are out of control,
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and one of the boys is gonna have to go
home win the bus because I don't have enough. I
don't have enough money pay for all these guys go
around the country and then they all play it solo,
and then the crowd's supposed to vote on, you know,
which one's the best. And then at the end, all
and behold they all get to say, but he's a
I like that guy, that dude, that dude, and.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
I get it everywhere.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
I'm tired of how good looking it is too. I
got to google these people you'd get with Riley Green.
I must look he's good looking, you.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
Know, like this tall, he's a handsome fellow.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
I like he's the duckman. And who was the other
one Luke Luke Combs. Well, probably he would get with
Luke Combs.
Speaker 6 (01:53):
Oh yeah, I love Luke Combs, but we would not
get together because of one, I love his wife. Secondly,
it's too much going on, Like I'm fluffy, he fluffy,
we I'm high. It's like no, I can't so no,
I wouldn't get with him, but I do love him. Actually,
I have a photo with him. I was gonna post it,
but I was going to. I want to make sure
you got your photo.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
I as a photo with I had to tackle it
get mine. How did you get your friends?
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Lucas family.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Was when you heard I was struggling with people to
meet him.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
I wanted to see how far you would go were.
Speaker 6 (02:34):
I used to work for a country station and we
did a meet and greet with Luke Combs, and he
was the only country singer I was interested in taking
a photo with. He was so nice and so cool
and so down to earth and I really like.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
Dude him and came round. Are my favorite in the studio?
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Yes, it's really station.
Speaker 7 (02:52):
Yeah, and they're flexing all over you.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Big country girls.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
I just like in the country shows. I don't know,
I mean rock shows are fun. Pop shows can be
a little hoity toity, but like, I don't know, it's
that the people watching is great. Everybody's drunk, everybody's like hardcore.
Everyone knows every lyric to every song. It's just a
different vibe. I just like the vibe. I don't particularly
care for all the songs. I just I just have
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a good time. Plus they treat country radio like kings
and I can drink all the beer I can drink. Yeah,
so I mean I'm fat. While I leave there, I'm drunk.
Roll out of there.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
Do you have the audio from your story of you
sink as you? Please play that the picture?
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (03:43):
That weekends, he posted him video of the Luke playing
on stage the Fastcar remix.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
And make It's Gone for Good, which is okay, Well
it'll be.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
In your archives. Yeah, it'll be in your archives.
Speaker 8 (03:56):
But Fred, you didn't realize probably that we could hear
his really much.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
Oh my god, I watched this song.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
I did. I thought it was too loud for anybody
to be able to hear that.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
You go to a harchive, Well we can find it
later and pust it. But it was so funny.
Speaker 9 (04:21):
Oh yeah, yeah, I'm like, I literally want.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
To detect you like, stop drinking and media.
Speaker 10 (04:38):
It's so good. I love that you were feeling is
that's like my favorite thing.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
I was dancing. I was having a good old dancing.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
I don't know, I don't know how. Yeah, the thumbs,
the thumbs were definitely near the lower lip was bitten,
you know. I just I don't know. I was in
a city where I don't live, and I don't care.
I wouldn't have cared here either, but whatever it was,
I mean, I was good to go. And then there
was like a forty five minute intermission because there was lightning.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
Yeah, it was an outdoor shop.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Yeah, the stadium show did you have to go? Like?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Did you have to go?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
And we went into the they have it it's called
a radio room, and that's like a little little hang
area for the radio people. They had bad chicken fingers
and lots of beer, and I ate the bad chicken fingers,
and I drank all the beer and they kept refilling it,
so like every time I'd opened the fridge it was
like I'd never done it before. I'm like, this is
this is the greatest day of my life. I Mean,
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it wasn't good beer, but I got no care.
Speaker 8 (05:36):
Where's the next stop on your on your party show
of Philadelphia?
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Philadelphia? When is that? That is a week from Saturday?
And I'm on a first name basis with Riley now,
so that's I mean, it's you know. And every time
I see him, it's the same joke. I'm like, hey, dickhead,
why you're so good looking? He's like, I had an
ugly face. Fred, I'm like, I don't believe it. I
don't know how you could have had an ugly vase.
He's a good looking guy.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
There's gonna be like a security check from Riley's people.
Dude keeps sheltering, I'm.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
The biggest groupie ever, Like at this point, I'm such
a groupie. It's uh, I don't think I've ever been
this committed to a tour, a music music events in
my life. And I really don't like crowds like that,
you know, But whatever it's worth, it's And then I
guess there's something I got to do with this next one.
His people want me to uh, they want me to
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do some some head. I got a texture from one
of his people last night that was like, in Philly,
you're doing the head? Oh yeah? During one of his songs,
You you hung a beer, You shot on a beer
and then you slam it against your head. And my
buddy Mark, the guy who hates me, who got me in,
he must not hate me that much. He did it
because it was his last night working with Luke. He
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got a new job, so so anyway.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
He's be careful.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
I don't want to. I don't really want to do
that because I don't I need. I need. My face
is kind of only okay anyway, so I needed to
not be dented from a can you got.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Anyway, it'll be once it's empty.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
It's good.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
I feel though, like I'd be the guy that has
a slit permanently in my head and people be like,
oh my gosh, in an accident. No, I was shot
getting a beer at the Luke Combe show in Philadelphia
and I the city of brotherly Love. Yeah, yeah, anyway,
it would Taylor, is that the cal would that? Is
that the the most you've seen one artist on tour?
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At one spell or.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
Yes, on one tour?
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (07:30):
Okay, actually maybe of all time too.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
I think who have you seen? Second most? Like blank
or something?
Speaker 8 (07:37):
Yep, Blink is up there. I've seen them a couple
of times. God a Drake, I've seen a ton none
of minor shocking.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Can you want to come to Philly and I'll see
if LT can get you back there with your boy.
I mean you could just call him yourself.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
Yes, yes, I'd love to come.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Okay, yes, I guess.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
I would definitely go.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
All right, that's good. Well that's a week from Saturday. Yes, alrighty, yeah, okay, good.
Speaker 6 (08:00):
Give my calgarl boots on, my curly wig and nice
little cowgirl hat.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
You're gonna need that fan though, because it gets a
little warm at these shows.
Speaker 6 (08:07):
Oh yeah, I have to when I go to the
country shows, one on each boot, each one.
Speaker 10 (08:13):
So you're gonna miss ed Sheeran for Luken, you would
have to choose between.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
You, Oh my goodness, choose.
Speaker 6 (08:19):
Well, sorry for I can't miss it because you're not
having an appearance at his.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Show, So that's right. And you're going on the stag
because they're gonna pull you out there.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
Right to do that verse with Eminem.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
You're opening for him, right, Paulina, you're doing a DJ set.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
I'll be in Cancun, but I'm gonna fly back for that.
Speaker 7 (08:35):
I heard.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
I heard he's bringing you back for the night on
the DJ just to do the DJ set correct and
then he's gonna fly you back, yeah, to your vacation.
But then Kik, I know, is doing like a like
a collab with.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
It, right. It was a surprise that you know, Rufio
told the world, but.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Hey, it's a surprise to Edge Hearing too.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
He'll be the only one to pull.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
But he's gonna be honored. They didn't want to tell
him because they didn't want him to get I mean,
because he might get nervous exactly, you know when you're
at that level. Yeah, got we are dumbinger Kings.
Speaker 8 (09:11):
Would any of you guys, because this is like Jason
and I were having a fight at a bar and
he was basically telling me, first of all, if someone
wanted to get with me in order for him to
meet Taylor Swift, then I would have to lay my
body down, And he said he.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
Would lay his body down. He doesn't care if anyone's
hot or whatever.
Speaker 8 (09:25):
Would any of the rest of you sleep with someone
to meet your favorite artists, even if you weren't attractive
to them.
Speaker 6 (09:30):
I feel like I've done for a lot less Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
I've done a lot more for a lot less.
Speaker 8 (09:40):
It.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Okay, these are facts. If there's anyone I like enough
to Bruce Hornsby, if it were nineteen eighty five Bruce Hornsby,
then yes, but he's he's like doing like bluegrass now
and so the songs don't sound the same anymore.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
It's your country western.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Yeah, I don't know. I don't. I don't particularly care
for that. I mean, Bruce is a is a legend,
but I don't particularly care for the new style versus
the old stuff, because the old style is what I
grew up with, and that's the reason I think I
like it. It was Bruce horn it was the range
he's with the noisemakers, and that's some of the same guys.
But it's like it's a little bit too bad Joey
for me. Okay.
Speaker 8 (10:20):
Rufio famously said he would sleep with Rudy Giuliani with
the hair dye dripping or a tesla. But now you
don't have to do that, or did Yeah, Kiki, that
was before you and I questioned everything.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Now did you go down on him? It's my.
Speaker 10 (10:38):
Over I got the nice package.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
And I have no standards. That almost made me throw up.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Jason would you bang Rudy Giuliani for another chance to
go to Taylor?
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Yes? I don't think that. Well, there's probably some people
that you would.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Is there another two or stop that you want to
try and go? You went to try.
Speaker 10 (11:00):
I want to go to an l A show because
there's five of them, right, yeah, five or six because
it's going to be off the chain.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
You know, she's gonna everyone's gonna come out.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
It's going to be a who's who.
Speaker 7 (11:10):
Yeah, they ain't work and they got nothing else.
Speaker 5 (11:14):
To do right now during my birthday. But we have
to work.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Oh I don't Maybe I'll go.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Great, But Fred, did you feel the same way?
Speaker 10 (11:26):
Like seeing Taylor in your hometown like in Soldier Field
was like that was like top til like it doesn't
get any better.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
No, Detroit was like amazing.
Speaker 10 (11:33):
It was almost like okay, like I've seen it, but
like it was still amazing. I knew every single word,
but like it was soldier Field, do you know what
I mean? Like, I don't know if that makes any sense.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
I like this. Well, No, I had more fun at
the second one because there was a bigger group, like
and and yeah, like it was the group was fun
and it was a lot of people I used to work.
It was kind of like a reunion for Luke for
Luke Soldier Field was cool because I stood on the
stage and that was pretty cool. Like I don't know
if I'll ever get to do that again, stand on
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the stage and look out. And it was during Riley
set and he had it was when they turned the
lights out and everybody had their phones out. It's a
it's a like it's that's really That was really like
surreal kind of thing. But yeah, I don't know. Philly
means nothing to me, you know, But that's all right
because I mean he's like, I'm not going to go
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no more. I need you to go for steak.
Speaker 5 (12:35):
Not even I can do. Yeah, bring us back. I
want to on a Philly cheese steak, but with chicken.
Can you bring me one?
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Oh wow, yeah, let's just place delicious. After a couple
of years, I was they talk about that place a lot. Wow.
I went to one in Florida. It was good.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
It was good.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
I wasn't mad about it. But it wasn't like holy ship.
It's like gas station thing. Yeah, I mean it was sandwich.
I mean I was not mad. I drove by it.
I actually did a U turn and in the middle
of the night in Orlando just to go into one
because I had to understand. And they make it's like
kind of like a little subway in there, but they're
making sandwiches. It's not like, you know, they're already pre wrapped.
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And I got one and I was like the greatest
thing in the Yeah. I was like, okay, this is
you know, if I were in a if I were
in a bind, people love it.
Speaker 8 (13:19):
Someone stole my credit card and spent two hundred dollars
there one time.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Thank you hundred dollars. You could spend two hundred bucks
at BUCkies more easily. Bunkies is another.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
I want to go another convenience store that.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
People are one of those hats and one of those
BUCkies hats. It has like they have like eighty different
kinds of soda. I love them, you know, I don't know.
It's like they're like massive and they have all kinds
of stuff in me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
There's one in Illinois, isn't there the world the biggest one?
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Is it the biggest one here? I haven't been yeah, yeah,
And you know me, I'm I'm just a come and
go guy. Uh, you know, whenever I'm in Iowa or whatever,
I gotta go to come and go because.
Speaker 7 (13:58):
Oh sorry, this one is as the walls I think
it is.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
I'll come and go name after me. Actually the whole chain.
Speaker 5 (14:06):
It's more like calm and kick him out.
Speaker 4 (14:08):
Okay, right, you gotta right.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
I'm yeah, I'm sooner ober here right, I'm open to
my own chain down the street is on Michigan Avenue.
It's called come and get the You guys give me
a hard time. I'm not that bad. Just could I
order the uber as I ejaculate. It's not crazy. I'm like, Jason,
I'm silent because you hear me like that's a little
(14:33):
that's a little clicks on the phone. You know, you
know how your keyboard clicks when that's me going right?
Speaker 7 (14:38):
What you orders is like fifty more minutes, Okay, I
gotta I guess we'll keep going here.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
So that's what I do, is I order the uber.
I see how long you get there? All right, And
that's how long I gotta go. But the best once
of three minutes. Somebody fifteen minutes. I'm like, oh ship,
I'm not that I'm not that bad. I'm not that bad.
I'm not that all the time. I'm not that bad
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all the day.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
You're not a cuddle person, you don't you don't do
the cuddling.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
It depends on the situation. Like if we just banged,
I don't want to cuddle because I'm hot. I'll tell
you what I can't stand. I can't stand a bed hog.
Like the last girl I kind of dated, I'd wake
up and I'm hanging off the bed and there's an
entire bed over here, but she had to be as
close as possible. And I'm like, if we're doing that,
(15:28):
can we at least have you hanging off the bed
as close as Yeah, but like not to the point
where I get pushed off my own bed and I sleep.
I'm in a bad mood. Can we cuddle in the
middle of the bed. Sure?
Speaker 3 (15:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (15:44):
You kept moving away from her though, that's why you
were on the.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Edge, chasing.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
What happened last night?
Speaker 1 (15:51):
I slept by yourself? Uh yeah, yeah, because that's another
misnomer around here. Every time I wear a hat, I
was banging the night for which is not true. I
was just really proud of my new hat.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
Okay, did you meet me?
Speaker 5 (16:03):
Highs there's so many at these country shows.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
No dating A. No, I didn't do anything. I didn't
do anything when I was.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
He's being social.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Sorry, I didn't do anything. But our program director in Raleigh,
his name is Trevor, and he's he's a he's a
I love that guy. I really love him. He's a
he's a gay man. He Suice is his husband. And
Trevor says, it's like lightning, lightning, ng lightninging. I don't know,
(16:34):
there's a lot of lightning. They shut the thing down.
It's pouring rain, and so they take us back into
this the radio folks back into this room and we're
drinking beer, and he goes, what do you think normal
people do in this situation?
Speaker 3 (16:54):
He said over there, Oh my, that's.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Actually a good question. No. I mean, I guess you
gotta huddle in the in the underneath. But he was
just so funny, what do you think normal people do
in this situation? I'm like, I don't know, Trevor. Why
don't you go find out?
Speaker 3 (17:11):
Did he meet Luke?
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Uh? He did? Yeah, Yeah, he did pictures he did.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
I liked it.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
It was a whole political thing. I don't I don't understand. Yeah,
and I asked for so little. I just wanted that.
That's all I wanted. I don't ask for any of
this stuff. I don't ask for tickets for me. I
asked Jason for tickets about everything for somebody else. But uh,
I don't even want to meet these people. I don't,
you know. It's not I don't need to trouble people
like that. But this one I wanted. I wanted this one.
(17:39):
Plus he sings a song about grandfather's Oh Roley Green's
got one too, which I might be the next single,
and I'm like, that's fucked up. Like I told my
buddy who manages him, I'm like, can we not do that?
Because I can't because the grandpa stuff gets me. And
then Luke's got a song called even Though I'm leaving,
and I still listen to it every now and again.
Speaker 5 (18:00):
But that's it's hard.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
I got to be in the right mood because it's
a great song, but it's like, shit, all you think
of is anyone you've ever known that was dying and
you knew it. It's like, oh, it's a sweet song too.
You know. Essentially, I'm gone, but I'm not gone. And
it's even saying that right now.
Speaker 5 (18:19):
I'm like, yeah, I'm getting what.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
I get that feeling behind my eye, but then nothing
comes outing. It's like, I'm like that cooler at work
with the big bottle on the top of it, but
it's empty. You know, you open it's it's there and
you open it, but no water comes out. That's what
I'm like. You know what I'm talking about, Those big,
those big clear bottles and you dump them over on
top of the thing.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
Yeah. Yeah, water cooler water.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
That's what I am. I'm an empty water cooler. I
wish I sometimes wish I could cry more easily. It
feels really good.
Speaker 5 (18:49):
It really doesn't.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
You cry every day for nothing.
Speaker 5 (18:53):
It's not fun.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
Anything gets me.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Like I can't even go on TikTok because like I'll
be on like some sad algorithm and stuff like animals
and I'm like, oh.
Speaker 10 (19:01):
I was crying to the office last night launching the
Office episode where Jim and Pam have the baby. Oh yeah,
And she tells him like that it's a girl, and
he's in the car and he starts crying and I
was like, the baby, I don't even want a baby,
and I'm crying.
Speaker 5 (19:17):
Did you see that baby? I sent you on TikTok.
I want Michael Scott.
Speaker 8 (19:20):
Oh yeah, like this baby won't go to bed and
she has Michael Scott.
Speaker 5 (19:28):
She's screaming, give me Michael Scott.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
By the way, Am, I just said random thought here
as I order my lunch. Am I a disgusting person
for liking subway because people talk shit about subway all
the time, and I like it, and I know that
it's not I realize we live in a city where
you can get like a gazillion of the finest handcrafted sandwiches,
and I'll and I go to some of those places. Yeah,
you know, JP Grasiano, whatever, whatever, whatever, I mean, go
(19:54):
on and on.
Speaker 5 (19:54):
But you're choosing to order subway right now on door dash.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
I like subway. So you have a problem with this.
Speaker 8 (20:01):
Not that I would say with a recording that's right, Well,
do you fred?
Speaker 1 (20:07):
They're not a sponsor right now, I mean you can
you're allowed if they were, You're still allowed to say
what you think of it.
Speaker 8 (20:12):
Our boss yelled at me one time for me saying
what I thought about subway. I'll let you fill in
the blanks with your imagination.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
So you you would go Jimmy John's.
Speaker 5 (20:21):
I pretty much anything other than.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
That, And what is your objection?
Speaker 5 (20:27):
Rufiel helped me out.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
You feel the same way you do.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
You won't even subway.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
No, I'm not.
Speaker 7 (20:31):
I'm not a subway person growing up when subway was
the only option.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
What's your problem with it?
Speaker 7 (20:36):
You know, it's just it's you know, they got a
little there's got some history, you know what I'm saying,
that history.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
I noticed it just started slicing the meat right in
front of me because they're trying to they're trying to
catch up with the other. I think I do think
they've improved their quality lately, Okay, I think that.
Speaker 7 (20:52):
Yeah, yeah, I just don't like how they you know,
they spend a lot of money on these celebrities to
make it seem like Someway's cool, but it's not.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Well, I'm not eating it because Charle's bark does. Because
I don't know if you've seen Charles Barkley lately, but
he's on that ozempic or one of them. Yeah, and
he not eating subway. Yeah, good for him. In fact,
I have to tell you the last time I saw him, Like,
when people lose a massive amount of weight, it almost
doesn't look right, Like I'm used to seeing him be
a big guy and if he wants to live that
(21:19):
way and and you know, it's healthier for him. I
love Charles like whatever, but now he kind of looks
like a like I'm not going to say quite a bobblehead,
but you know what I mean. Like, I'm just used
to like the proportions of Charles Barkley and they are
different now.
Speaker 8 (21:31):
It is jarring to see people on ozempic or whatever,
like for the first time after they lost all their weight,
Like I'm like, oh, where'd you go?
Speaker 1 (21:37):
But let me tell you what for Subway For me,
I feel like they have the most and Jersey Mike's
does too, but I feel like they have the most,
like vegetable oriented ingredients to add to the sandwich. I
think that like this toppings. Yeah, like I really like
potbelly belly. I don't know. For whatever reason, whenever I
(22:00):
get a Subway sandwich, I had tell them to put everything,
all the vegetables on it. I don't know. It feels
like more vegetables and.
Speaker 8 (22:09):
It's all wet in that plastic bag they give you.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
It's paper now, okay, paper. Now they slice the meat
in front of you.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
Now what else they do? Their cookies are really good cookies.
Speaker 5 (22:22):
Cookies.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
Yeah, that's just not my I would choose something else.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
What would you? What would be the order of operation
for me?
Speaker 7 (22:31):
Yeah, Jersey Mike's number one, pop Ellie right there, and
then Jimmy Johnson.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Then, so I guess an order of preference. I would
go Jimmy No, no, no, I would go Jersey Mike
Subway No, no, I wouldn't. I would go I would go.
I would go Jersey Mike's because everyone gives a fuck
what I think Jersey Hot Belly about. Even then Subway
Jimmy Johns would be my last choice. The bread there
fucks me up a little bit.
Speaker 5 (22:56):
So why aren't you ordering Jersey Mike's then.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Because I ordered a lot of it. Sometimes switch it
up and it depends also in the sandwich like subway, turkey, subway, meatball,
MARINERA my jam. You want to go for a cheese steak,
I'm definitely going to Jersey. Yes, they're excellent. They're excellent cheeseteakes.
And I realized there are people listening who are purists
and be like, no, there's better maybe, but not on
(23:18):
the fast food scale.
Speaker 5 (23:20):
Right, Jersey is good. It's really good.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Jersey Mikes is underrated, but I I eat a lot
of it locations.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
So they're cutting meat at the subway.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Now, yeah, I saw a sign about it. Okay, you
don't give another shot. No, I can't believe that you
eat anything. I can't believe.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
But say, I mean, you know, there's a history. Like
I said, I don't want to talk about it here. Yeah,
you know, we'll talk offline.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
At the bread Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
Yeah, the history of the bread.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
They changed it with at they debunked that though.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
Yeah, I thought, you know, but then you got you know,
is not Eymore boy.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Was a person to wait a minute, now, all of
a sudden, you have ethics, Yeah, right now, all of
a sudden, you won't eat it because Jared's a child,
they have a they haven't employed Jared in over a decade.
Can we let that one go behind?
Speaker 7 (24:17):
No?
Speaker 1 (24:17):
You know, I mean they didn't know he was a.
Speaker 5 (24:19):
Cho Yeah, that one wasn't sway. I will write this one,
but the rest just.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
You know, there's a videos and photos.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
All of a sudden, he's like, oh I want to
eat because of that Jared guy.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
Yeah, I haven't. I haven't worn a pair of Yeezy
since the whole Kanye thing.
Speaker 5 (24:37):
No, I'm proud of you for that little bit nice.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
I can. I can. I tell people though, I feel
very okay. I still commercials from prison. If they wouldn't
let that one, oh my god, if they wouldn't let
that one go then. But I'm pretty sure they cut
(25:03):
bait on him as soon as they knew that he
was a creep.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
He was eating fresh.
Speaker 4 (25:09):
God, I'm sorry, I'm going good bye.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
You know what. You're on your own now, you've been
on your own, woke fuck.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
Enjoy somebody today, friend.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Ye nasty. Let me go home. I got you know what.
I'm leaving now. You took it to a whole another spot.
There's the tangent. Enjoy everyone,
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