September 25, 2023 • 25 mins
Fred and Jason recap their Vegas weekend attending our iHeartradio Music Festival
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
This room is so predictable. It's like one person says
something and then I got to wait for it, like
the ripple effect. It's like a wave. I gotta wait
for everybody else to get a word and then we
can start. So no, I love it. I think we
were all deprived of children of attention or something. I
don't know what happened anyway, Yeah, all right, let's do it.
Here's the tangent. It's the tangent with the bread show
giving you all we couldn't talk about on air. Do
(00:23):
we have any more Vegas stories Jason that we uh,
we didn't tell. I'm trying to think of there's anything?
Did anything else happen? There was a Lenny Kravits moment
where I fell over and had to be resuscitated.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
What did you do when you were by yourself for
like five days?
Speaker 3 (00:35):
We go?
Speaker 4 (00:36):
God, So Wednesday, I got really sad in my hotel
room because like none of my friends.
Speaker 5 (00:40):
Were there yet and I had nothing to do.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
So I was just sitting in my hotel really sad,
and I was like why, like whatever. But then luckily,
like some people I was working with was like, oh,
you want to go to dinner and I was like yes,
like yes, please wherever you go go the sports bar
in the hotel.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Okay, it was fitting for the sports.
Speaker 5 (00:59):
Yeah, there was betting happening.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
There's a lot of known to do that there in
the restaurant. And I had it was the MGM like
sports book. Yeah, definitely, like the bar is called sports book,
it's called like bet bar, right, and always he was
(01:21):
very secretive under the table. Thought it was some ship. Yeah,
did you do any touristy things?
Speaker 5 (01:30):
Know why you were there that they no? I started walking.
I walked to Planet Hollywood about the scene.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
So I was looking over there and stuff and then
I saw the where the F one is. Yeah, there's
a lot of drama in Vegas over that. All the
drivers were all very mad about F one happens.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
You can't like see certain things right on the strip.
You can't like drive.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
So they literally are building grandstands and of Blagio like
in the fountain, like literally like in the water.
Speaker 5 (01:59):
I'm like, this was the best place to do.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
That was just messing up Varsity right, So.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
That oh I told the drivers that it was. I
was like, girl, we just went through that.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
It was a shit show. They have they're like the
left turn lanes off the strip were on like a
six or seven minute delay, Like if you were making
a left turn, you'd sit there for six or seven
minutes before we'd switch. Like it's just a shit show. Yeah,
it's terrible.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
Forever, and they had the most of the sidewalk was
blocked in front of the Bilagio, so like people were
walking in the street like to get around. So there
was like all this drama that people are like walking
in the streets. I was getting all the t from
the drivers.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
I almost, actually, for the first time ever, I almost
got into it with an Uber driver. The guy was
such a dickhead. He was such a First of all,
the Uber at the everything at the Las Vegas Airports
is shit show. For some reason, the taxi lines along
the Uber line is insane.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
He wok seventeen miles.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Yeah, did you?
Speaker 2 (02:52):
I was just do a taxi there because it's quicker,
like the walk is shorter.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Except the line was just as long. It was a mess.
But anyway, and then like the h I get the
Uber and it's like fourteen minutes. The guy is coming
in at fourteen minutes. And then I sit there and
I'm watching it, not knowing how bad the traffic situation
is on the strip. But he just sat in one
spot for like ten minutes and didn't move, and it
was doing a little spinny thing like where the car
(03:16):
would spin around like it was doing fucking Heroes cars. Yeah,
he finally a texta guy. I'm like, hey's everything cool,
and the guy writes me back, I'm not in charge
of traffic, bro whoa Yeah. And then when he came
to pick me up, he was just I could just tell.
He just was just like in a shitty mood. I'm like, oh,
(03:37):
hey man, and he didn't even say like hello, And
for the first time I wanted to be like, fuck off, dude,
but I had to get there, like I had to go.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
It wasn't like I'm gonna I wasn't get back in
line again. But he's just such a dick. I'm like,
if it's this is such an inconvenience for you, why
are you doing it right? You know what I mean? Like,
I know I know that you maybe don't want to
drive an uber, like that's not what you really wanted
to do today. I understand that, or you know that
everybody wants to do the job they love every day.
But I'm like, don't an asshole to me, dude. I'm
just like, hey, did you get an accident? Like, I
(04:04):
don't know. I mean, I'm not used to I'm not
used to watching somebody not move on the anyway. I'm like, well, okay,
welcome to Vegas.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Yeah, and then that's scary, like when they're dicks, because
you're at their mercy, like they have their life in
their hands.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
He picked me up from the airport and he was like,
oh for Jason. I was like yeah, and he got
in He's like, so have you used uber in Vegas before?
And I was like yeah, and then he like didn't
talk anymore.
Speaker 5 (04:28):
I'm like, what would have happened if I said no?
Speaker 2 (04:31):
He's like, I'm kidnapping you.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
What were you going to do with me?
Speaker 6 (04:35):
That's wild.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Yeah, I don't know. I've never had that before where
somebody was and I was thinking, then this guy's gonna
give me a shitty uberrating and what am I gonna do?
How do I combath that? I don't know if he
did or didn't, but I have a shitty uberrating anyway,
which I can't figure out why. I know why I
got one star one time, and it was that time
that I went on a date with somebody and I
(04:57):
I arranged like she got into uber with me, but
she went home after like it was to go home separately,
and it just so happened. I was closer, so I
was the first stop. And then but between the time
that they dropped me off and got to her house,
she puked in the uber.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Yeah, someone's puked in your plane, in your uber and
in your.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Bed and in my bed.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
For a germaphobe, that's like a nightmare.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
But like I have to I don't know what it is.
Maybe I do have like some deep down paternal instinct
or something for some reason when people like puke in
my presence, or like the girl who puked in my
bed for whatever reason, just cleaned it up. Or actually
she I'll be honest, she.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
I give her pillow or is that a different girl?
Speaker 1 (05:38):
That was another time? Oh my god, that was another time.
Like I guess the reason I was more sympathetic. I
was so hungover when this was happening. But like this
girl went to work, like she went to work cleaning
it like she was. I mean, and it was it
was bad, but my point is it wasn't like she
just goes oh and then like I was supposed to
deal with it, and I felt bad. I mean, nobody
(05:59):
wants to do that. Plus it's embarrassing you're in some
guy's bed and you just instead of like having morning sex,
you're puking all over it. Like so I felt bad.
I actually just felt bad for her.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
I've had a few other bodily function occurrences. Things happen
with the ladies, and it's like unexpected things, you know,
and you're like, you know, what are you gonna do?
Thank you exactly what are you going to do? Like?
What am I going to do? Like that's a good answer.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
I had a drunk XP on me when we were sleeping. Yeah,
that's understand Yeah, no, I know it's a bodily function. Yeah,
he was wasted.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Yeah, I mean it's just I guess it's just like
what are you gonna do? You know, I get mad
at somebody like im, I get mad at him.
Speaker 6 (06:41):
That would be really lame if you did, in my.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Opinion, But I have to admit the puke one. It
took me a while to get any remnant of that out.
Do you like, do you have like the cover over
your mattress. Yeah, like the the one so it doesn't
se still things.
Speaker 6 (06:56):
Oh no, no.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Because it's like plastic. You know, it's like a I
don't know what it waterproof exactly mattress. Yeah, I have,
we have one. Yeah, it was a disaster. That could
have a feather bed too, and the feather bed has
a cover. But I don't know if you ever tried
to clean puka, it's like a it's it's like almost
a pillow that's the entire and it sits on top
(07:20):
of the mattress and it's just a down. Yeah, you
have a down a top. It's just filled with down.
So it's on top of the pillow top.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
That sounds really Yeah.
Speaker 6 (07:32):
One time we borrow it.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Sure come on by.
Speaker 5 (07:35):
Yeah, feeling people puking there, I can take a maple there.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
But I mean, anyway, so that thing, so I don't know,
it was just a disaster. And then I had to
take the cover off the feather bed. But then feathers
got play. I don't know. It was probably three weeks
before I got it right. But you know, what what
do you I mean again, I don't know.
Speaker 6 (07:53):
How do you not?
Speaker 2 (07:53):
I mean I'm a drunk puker for sure, but like
I always kind of make it where I need it
to go. You know, even if I'm saying and it
wakes me up, I like sit up out of bed
and I just want to say, you know, like you
got to be real zeal tolerance for that.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
I was gonna say, I try to be sympathetic, but
I'm af I am often surprised when like something's happening
to your body and you just have seemed to have
no idea of the potential of that happening or like
I'm I'm sick or this or that, like you had
no clue of the possibility like I don't know, Yes
(08:28):
she did, That's what I mean. And so it's like,
I but again, what are you going to do? Like
they're a guest in your house, you obviously were attempting
to get intimate or were intimate. So it's like, I'm
not gonna you know, it is what it is. And
I'm also not going to make somebody feel worse, especially
if they already feel bad. Like if you don't feel
bad and it's like your problem, then I might be
more likely to be annoyed. But otherwise I mean, it's like,
(08:49):
what are you going to do? Yeah, exactly. I'm trying
to think if I saw anything else in Vegas this weekend,
it was really there was a couple that that was
not exclusive, but she thought they were, and that.
Speaker 7 (08:59):
Was trying to proposition you. They were trying to proposition
you friend to be part of their.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
I think maybe, but no, no, I'm not interested.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
In you've seen call ladies.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
I did. I saw a guy walking to the hotel
room with they were very openly talking about because she
was a prostitute. Oh, because I passed by them on
the elevator section of the hotel and she was like, yeah,
sometimes they work area. Sometimes she's out loud. Sometimes sometimes
I work for Dara, you know. Sometimes I worked the Blagia.
Like she was just saying this out loud, and I'm like, oh,
(09:33):
and this was at five o'clock in the morning yesterday
when I left. Because I left on the first flight,
which I'm telling you is the clutch Vegas move. It
is a clutch Vegas move. I'm telling you everyone must
do it. The airport was not that fucked up yet,
I got there right in time. The uber lines weren't crazy.
I walked up, they boarded the flight.
Speaker 6 (09:54):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
When I got it was it was very nice because
there was a well your old boss, Bob Barker, Oh yes,
and some of some of his crew were there on
the same flight. And we're all standing there waiting and
uh and my phone buzzes, and I looked down and
I got the last minute first class upgrade, you know,
because I because like I have airline status. I'm an
(10:14):
executive platinum or something, so there's any left over right
before boarding. They didn't give it to you, kid, and
so I'm like, hey, Bill four f baby, He's like,
what fu, Dude, Like, yeah, I mean, it's not that
much better, but it's just it was it was, it
was just what I needed. Yeah, it was just it
(10:35):
was a nice little surprise, free first class.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Are you going to use those miles? I think about
that more than I should too.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
I get cheap with the miles.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
You know, my man's got over a million miles.
Speaker 6 (10:46):
Okay, can ask a question.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Two million miles now two million one miles around the world?
Speaker 6 (10:53):
Yeah, jesus.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
But here's my problem. How does it work? Okay? So,
and I'm fucked up for this, but here's my problem
with the miles. Okay, so if you go on American
Airlines website right now, and that's what I have all
the miles on because as I grew up with Americans,
So that's what I have all the miles on.
Speaker 6 (11:10):
Nick.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
If they tell you, it'll tell you right now, like
sixty thousand. I don't know, I'm making this up. I
think it's fifty thousand round trip domestic, one hundred thousand
first class round trip first class international. That's how much.
That's how much it costs, right, But what you what
you got to know is if this if the airplane,
if an individual flight, let's say it has twenty first
(11:32):
class seats on it, only two of those seats are
actually advertised miles the amount they tell you, and once
those two are gone, and they usually go a year
in advance, then it starts to go up from there
to where like let's say I called right now and
say hey, I want to go to Spain first class.
They'll go, yeah, no problem, but it's going to cost
(11:52):
you three hundred and fifty thousand miles round trip to
do it, because it just they just make it crazy,
like the advertised price for the for the mild trip
first class is only for a limited number of people.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
But if it's free miles.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
My thing is in my head when I call them
and go, hey, and six months I want to go
to Egypt and they're like, okay, it's going to be
two hundred and fifty thousand miles. In my head, I'm like,
but that's two and a half trips, you know what
I mean, Like I'm blowing two and a half times
the miles that I accrued.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
You're blowing them by not using them, like you're you're
acquiring them when you're paying to fly. So your treat
to yourself is to get a free trip.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
I know, But I just want to get the most
out of them, you know what I'm saying? Like it, well, yeah,
so they cancel the mile, My miles are non cancel.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
You get me.
Speaker 7 (12:46):
Do you ever use your miles so for like upgrades,
little grades can use them?
Speaker 1 (12:50):
You can use them for upgrades. I think you can
use them for a hotels and other stuff, which I'm
I'm fine with. But my thing is what I need
to start planning way out in advance so I don't
feel like I'm wasting them. That's all I'm saying. Yeah,
I hear it just because the thing is like, let's
say I have two million miles and every and every okay,
but then everyone cost me. Every trip costs me two
hundred and fifty thousand miles and it should cost me
(13:12):
one hundred. Well that's I'm only getting a third of
the trips I could be getting. I understand what you're saying. Yeah,
that's where I'm at with it. I just don't want
to waste them. But then I don't use them at all.
Speaker 6 (13:20):
So so you save your gift cards too.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
He doesn't use them like you just have a sessionary.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
That's my problem. I have that issue.
Speaker 6 (13:27):
You save them.
Speaker 7 (13:28):
I have gift cards that I like, I'll be at home.
Deepot'll be like I don't have a gift card on
me like it'd be but I'll just pay you know
what I'm saying, Like, I just have these gift cards
sitting at home.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
No, I don't like. I don't carry them in my wallet.
I'm a room on wallet to carry them.
Speaker 6 (13:41):
They burn a hole in my pocket too.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
The moment I get them out, I'm already at Like
I save.
Speaker 7 (13:45):
It'd be like, oh on them, Oh, I'm going to
use this to buy whatever combine it with the cash,
and then I always forget.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Oh shit, I forget.
Speaker 7 (13:53):
I forgot the gift card at home, and I just
pay pay the whole thing in cash.
Speaker 6 (13:56):
Oh no, man, no burning a hole.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
I just got a credit card with Mile.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Well, Daddy Hobby got one, and I'm an authorized user,
so I'm getting my own. But I wanted to do
that because I wanted to get points, like I know,
friends and talking about it, and then Kalin has one too.
I just want to fly for free and get the hotels.
But I'm a little confused as to how it works.
So it sounds like I need to save up before
I can even use them, because it's gonna be double.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
It sounds like, no, you just have to spend a
certain amount and then you get automatically. I mean mine
was thirty thousand miles, but you'll get more because you
did the.
Speaker 6 (14:25):
One sixty thousand. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Well, but like other thing is, if I'm gonna use Miles,
I want to fly first class because I want to
spoil myself and because it's big and it's more comfortable,
lot of human being.
Speaker 6 (14:37):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
And so but the thing is that Coach is easier
to use because they they a lot. There are more
coach seats that they'll let you lot miles with. But
like if you go on tick, there's a whole side
of TikTok that's just how to efficiently use miles and
get the most out of them, and how to use
this credit card to get it. I mean, there are
people who have like perfected the process of getting the
most out of their shit. It's a whole game.
Speaker 6 (14:59):
I need it.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
I just don't know enough about it. And then when
I'm like, I want to go here, I want to
go to Heiti right now, and I call and they're like, yeah,
for two gazillion miles, you can go, it's just kind
of bullshit. I'm like, oh, I'm not gonna spend two
gazillion miles on one trip. I don't want to, and
then I wind up going nowhere. It's like the membership
to that club I have that I had to pay
eight hundred bucks to get into, and I pay eight
hundred bucks a quarter just to stay a member of it.
But I don't want to waste the first eight hundred bucks,
(15:22):
so I don't cancel the membership, but I still don't go. Yeah, yeah,
So does it make sense I don't want to waste
this money, but I waste this money. Not to waste
this money doesn't make any sense, Okay, I know it
doesn't turn them in for cash, can you know? No,
imagine send them.
Speaker 6 (15:38):
Some credit cards.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Well this is from the airline.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
So though you can shop with them, I think some
of them you can go on like Amazon or something.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
It all.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
There's a lot of things you can do with miles.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
But but I try and put every possible thing on
my credit card and then just pay it off.
Speaker 6 (15:51):
That's the move.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
That's why I try. Oh, you're supposed to pay it off?
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Yeah, first half, I put everything about credit card too.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
I just I guess if like I'll plan a purchase
right like, let's say I've got something big coming up
that I know is gonna be a lot of money,
I'll save the cash. I'll then put the charge on
the credit card, and then I'll pay the credit card,
as opposed to just paying cash or its supposed to
just using my debit card, because that way I at
least I get something out of it that I don't use. Yeah,
(16:25):
but I got an upgrade yesterday. Put the credit card.
That's nice. Executive Platinum there's one above it, though, I
think it's a concierge key, which I am not going
to say. Pilot is the next one. Know, when you're
a concier's key, you get to fly them other you
just get up there anyway, all right, well, good stuff.
(16:50):
I don't know. I guess that's it my mileage struggle,
which no one cares about, and I do.
Speaker 7 (16:56):
I'm yeah, why don't you plan a trip right now
on that website? Plan a trip a year out in advance,
so you're getting the most bang for your buss.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
That's what that's what I have to do. I just
who knows who you're from?
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Now? I might you're too like not committed to do that, right,
Like you won't commit a year in advance.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
No. I did on the Egypt trip, and then COVID
came along, and I well, so I just I need
to plan. But I don't, you know, I don't know.
Speaker 7 (17:19):
Where do you want to go? Where do you think
the next place you want to travel? I need to
do the Egypt thing because it's paid for. I'm supposed
to go to Cairo. I paid, I paid the guide.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Oh yeah, I'm.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
In the driver and stuff. I don't remember it's been years.
Don't worry. Every now and again, checkail that guy every week.
Heybody remember me? Finally COVID. Yeah, it's a whole other country, COVID.
(17:52):
COVID causes a lot of money in a lot of ways.
So I don't know. Maybe, yes, I do email the
guy about every six months ago, Hey buddy, remember me?
And he's like, I do. Don't worry. Whenever you're ready.
I'm like, Okay, I need to find a fly ass
chick and take her to like I want to go
to like.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Not a fly ass check.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
I want to be I want to I've been seeing
all this ship about like on TikTok about Tahiti lately
goes over the water bungalow and yeah, like I think
it's the four seasons. It's like a gazillion dollars a
night and I can't really afford that, but I like
that's a trip. I'm I'm finding somebody and I'm going
and we're doing naughty ship for a week. Like there's
(18:33):
no way not to do naughty ship. You're going to
be with someone, you do it, naughty ship over the water.
Speaker 7 (18:44):
How about we start with your plane taking somewhere to
one other person for a week.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Just need a check, fly fast chick, naughty we week.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
No, he'd be like, your uber's here, baby, you're both water.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
I did send I was talking to this one girl,
and I did send her a uh uh, like a
TikTok of of of a one of these kinds of places.
And I'm like, let's go, and she goes, yeah, my
ex took me there. I'm like, well somewhere else there?
Why I know?
Speaker 2 (19:24):
I know these these women you find, Yeah, they don't
they don't play right.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
I'm tripping.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
I get amne's a real fa. I've never been there.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
That's fine, that's fine, go ahead lie, but but don't
tell me once I spent a whole bunch of fucking
money and we show up and you're like, oh, my
ex used to fucking rail me in this hotel. I'm
like cool, and.
Speaker 6 (19:48):
I'd be like, wow, this is all.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
I did have. I did have a girl do that
to me once. I'm not going to tell you which one,
but I did have a girl. I took her on
a trip and we get to the hotel and she's like, yeah,
a couple of guys have brought me here. Oh my god,
why her name, and she told me, have you ever
done this before? I came, and I don't. I don't necessarily,
I don't. I don't know what I think of well,
I do know what I think of this, But have
you have either we'd ever done something like this before?
(20:13):
She told me that on one of those times that
she did that, she was taken to this same hotel,
which was great. I hope it was the same room.
Even she decided, I guess they hadn't had sex, and
so he takes her to on this beach vacation, assuming
that there's going to be sex. I guess, which is
not right or wrong? I mean, I don't, I don't know.
I wasn't there. Yeah, yeah, I don't know that. I
(20:34):
don't know that. What the XP I don't, I don't know.
But anyway, he thought they were going to have sex,
and when she realized this, she said, oh no, I
just got my period and made him go down and
buy her tampon. She did not have that, but she
just wasn't going to fuck him. So she did the
whole thing, the whole like, oh my cramps, and made
him go buy the stuff and everything. She was lying
(20:55):
the whole time.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Wow, oh, wait, oh my god, why.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Didn't really happen. She just didn't want to fuck him,
so that that was her out.
Speaker 6 (21:02):
Oh, she wanted to go on vacation.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
This happened on the trip. So now they're on the
trip and he's like, let's get it in and she's like, no,
I got my period just right now, and I don't
have anything stopping me. Down a little gift shop and
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do the whole thing. And she made the whole thing up.
Speaker 7 (21:28):
Get the towel, many vacation, let's go, man, I supposed
to just saying, right.
Speaker 6 (21:39):
That's no.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
I've never faked my period, never once.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
I don't know. I don't know. I mean, that's that
was That was an interesting one.
Speaker 6 (21:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
I was like, well, that's cool. I guess I'll never
believe you when you say that I need proof. That's
another thing. It's like, I go, I wouldn't ask any questions.
I mean, it's it's a smart thing to do. Like
if if if I'm being romantic or want to be
romantic with somebody and they or like I have this
or that bodily issue going on, I'm probably not going
to ask any more questions. No, probably just gonna go Okay,
got it.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
I mean you could look in the trash easily and
figure out.
Speaker 7 (22:09):
I mean like, don't you know, don't you know when
it's supposed to come? Didn't you pack for this already?
Speaker 5 (22:12):
You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 1 (22:14):
What am I going downstairs? What am I going down to?
The gift shoft?
Speaker 7 (22:16):
You get ship?
Speaker 1 (22:19):
By the way, Is that how that works? I've always
wondered that, like, like, if you've got something coming up
as a woman, do you like look at the calendar
and just look at it and see in your mind like, oh,
this week's gonna be okay, yep, clockwork.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Yeah you can get if you're on the pill. But
I mean you're not supposed to, but you can. I've
done that.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
And then do you ever like if someone asked you
to do something that week, and do you ever go,
I'm busy that week? But then like actually just like
physically plan around it.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
I've been like, Fuck, I'm gonna be on vacation and
this is gonna sucks. I have to be in like
a swimsuit. So I look at that, But no, I
don't like cancel plans or anything really based on that.
Speaker 6 (22:53):
I have lied though about my period.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
You have, Yeah, just you don't want to do something.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
Yeah, yeah, you know some days you just don't want to.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
You just say like I don't want to.
Speaker 6 (23:03):
I mean this was like.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
Pre engagement, pre boyfriend, so like yeah, like I you
know I could have. I mean, we're all titled to
say no absolutely, and that's to be respected.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
But sometimes you're just like, oh, you feel bad.
Speaker 6 (23:14):
You're like, oh, you know, I.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Really can't say until they're like I don't care. Maybe
you're like, oh.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
I just thought that they can this man go do
the whole thing. Like I was like, wow, that you
really like embodied that yea, at some point I think
you believed it maybe or I don't know what, but.
Speaker 7 (23:32):
You why am I going out of the store, like
you know you're.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Going on this VA case. Let me tell you something else.
I was coming. Let me tell you something else though,
And I mean this, I mean this wholeheartedly. Like if
you're with someone traveling with them and they don't they
they react anything other than like that's okay if you
say no to them, like you shouldn't have to lie,
you know what I'm saying, Like, like if if you
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go out with in any circumstance, if a dude's like
I want to do this, or girls like I'm want
to do this, and the answers just know then if
they freak out on you, then you need to go
to the fucking airport and leave. You need to buy
a fucking plane ticket and leave, because like you shouldn't
have to be telling lies like that, Like you don't
want to do it, you don't have to do it.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Yeah, but there have been so many I mean, like
I feel like a lot of us have had traumatic
experiences with that. Even I asked a guy to wear
a kind of one time and he flipped out on me,
and I was like, okay.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Like I can be disappointed, like if I'm with a
girl and like that's going on and we're on vacation,
Oh that sucks, But like I'm not gonna be like no,
you know, I mean, you should just say I don't
want to and that's the end of it, and then
yep should be and then I got to be cool
about it. And if I'm not, then you have every
right to fucking throw my shit in the hallway and
and buy me a ticket home and then use my
(24:43):
prepaid miles enjoy that trip. And on that note, there
you go. How about that for a positive message to end?
Don't ever do anything you don't want to do that,
I mut then unless you're Roofie over here, then I guess.
I guess gloves are off. That's something I didn't know
about him.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
I didn't think i'd be finding that out today.
Speaker 6 (25:02):
But you know, yeah, running them stop signs, my boy.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
I've never heard her referred to as that either, but.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Your red wings I've heard you.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
I've heard that one before. Yeah. Anyway, okay, well.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Jason's gonna peel.
Speaker 5 (25:16):
I gotta go.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
In. You know what, I know how to plan it. It
wouldn't be the first time, so it's fine. I know
just who to call it if I almost said airbrush,
but I know just who to call to like completely
sanitize my entire home. So it's still no worry. But
that's the tank. Have a great day. Thanks for listening,
and listen to all the other ones on the I R.
Depp and our show for that matter, the Fred Show
on demand. Bye.
This room is so predictable. It's like one person says
something and then I got to wait for it, like
the ripple effect. It's like a wave. I gotta wait
for everybody else to get a word and then we
can start. So no, I love it. I think we
were all deprived of children of attention or something. I
don't know what happened anyway, Yeah, all right, let's do it.
Here's the tangent. It's the tangent with the bread show
giving you all we couldn't talk about on air. Do
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we have any more Vegas stories Jason that we uh,
we didn't tell. I'm trying to think of there's anything?
Did anything else happen? There was a Lenny Kravits moment
where I fell over and had to be resuscitated.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
What did you do when you were by yourself for
like five days?
Speaker 3 (00:35):
We go?
Speaker 4 (00:36):
God, So Wednesday, I got really sad in my hotel
room because like none of my friends.
Speaker 5 (00:40):
Were there yet and I had nothing to do.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
So I was just sitting in my hotel really sad,
and I was like why, like whatever. But then luckily,
like some people I was working with was like, oh,
you want to go to dinner and I was like yes,
like yes, please wherever you go go the sports bar
in the hotel.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Okay, it was fitting for the sports.
Speaker 5 (00:59):
Yeah, there was betting happening.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
There's a lot of known to do that there in
the restaurant. And I had it was the MGM like
sports book. Yeah, definitely, like the bar is called sports book,
it's called like bet bar, right, and always he was
(01:21):
very secretive under the table. Thought it was some ship. Yeah,
did you do any touristy things?
Speaker 5 (01:30):
Know why you were there that they no? I started walking.
I walked to Planet Hollywood about the scene.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
So I was looking over there and stuff and then
I saw the where the F one is. Yeah, there's
a lot of drama in Vegas over that. All the
drivers were all very mad about F one happens.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
You can't like see certain things right on the strip.
You can't like drive.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
So they literally are building grandstands and of Blagio like
in the fountain, like literally like in the water.
Speaker 5 (01:59):
I'm like, this was the best place to do.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
That was just messing up Varsity right, So.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
That oh I told the drivers that it was. I
was like, girl, we just went through that.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
It was a shit show. They have they're like the
left turn lanes off the strip were on like a
six or seven minute delay, Like if you were making
a left turn, you'd sit there for six or seven
minutes before we'd switch. Like it's just a shit show. Yeah,
it's terrible.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
Forever, and they had the most of the sidewalk was
blocked in front of the Bilagio, so like people were
walking in the street like to get around. So there
was like all this drama that people are like walking
in the streets. I was getting all the t from
the drivers.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
I almost, actually, for the first time ever, I almost
got into it with an Uber driver. The guy was
such a dickhead. He was such a First of all,
the Uber at the everything at the Las Vegas Airports
is shit show. For some reason, the taxi lines along
the Uber line is insane.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
He wok seventeen miles.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Yeah, did you?
Speaker 2 (02:52):
I was just do a taxi there because it's quicker,
like the walk is shorter.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Except the line was just as long. It was a mess.
But anyway, and then like the h I get the
Uber and it's like fourteen minutes. The guy is coming
in at fourteen minutes. And then I sit there and
I'm watching it, not knowing how bad the traffic situation
is on the strip. But he just sat in one
spot for like ten minutes and didn't move, and it
was doing a little spinny thing like where the car
(03:16):
would spin around like it was doing fucking Heroes cars. Yeah,
he finally a texta guy. I'm like, hey's everything cool,
and the guy writes me back, I'm not in charge
of traffic, bro whoa Yeah. And then when he came
to pick me up, he was just I could just tell.
He just was just like in a shitty mood. I'm like, oh,
(03:37):
hey man, and he didn't even say like hello, And
for the first time I wanted to be like, fuck off, dude,
but I had to get there, like I had to go.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
It wasn't like I'm gonna I wasn't get back in
line again. But he's just such a dick. I'm like,
if it's this is such an inconvenience for you, why
are you doing it right? You know what I mean? Like,
I know I know that you maybe don't want to
drive an uber, like that's not what you really wanted
to do today. I understand that, or you know that
everybody wants to do the job they love every day.
But I'm like, don't an asshole to me, dude. I'm
just like, hey, did you get an accident? Like, I
(04:04):
don't know. I mean, I'm not used to I'm not
used to watching somebody not move on the anyway. I'm like, well, okay,
welcome to Vegas.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Yeah, and then that's scary, like when they're dicks, because
you're at their mercy, like they have their life in
their hands.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
He picked me up from the airport and he was like,
oh for Jason. I was like yeah, and he got
in He's like, so have you used uber in Vegas before?
And I was like yeah, and then he like didn't
talk anymore.
Speaker 5 (04:28):
I'm like, what would have happened if I said no?
Speaker 2 (04:31):
He's like, I'm kidnapping you.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
What were you going to do with me?
Speaker 6 (04:35):
That's wild.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Yeah, I don't know. I've never had that before where
somebody was and I was thinking, then this guy's gonna
give me a shitty uberrating and what am I gonna do?
How do I combath that? I don't know if he
did or didn't, but I have a shitty uberrating anyway,
which I can't figure out why. I know why I
got one star one time, and it was that time
that I went on a date with somebody and I
(04:57):
I arranged like she got into uber with me, but
she went home after like it was to go home separately,
and it just so happened. I was closer, so I
was the first stop. And then but between the time
that they dropped me off and got to her house,
she puked in the uber.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Yeah, someone's puked in your plane, in your uber and
in your.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Bed and in my bed.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
For a germaphobe, that's like a nightmare.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
But like I have to I don't know what it is.
Maybe I do have like some deep down paternal instinct
or something for some reason when people like puke in
my presence, or like the girl who puked in my
bed for whatever reason, just cleaned it up. Or actually
she I'll be honest, she.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
I give her pillow or is that a different girl?
Speaker 1 (05:38):
That was another time? Oh my god, that was another time.
Like I guess the reason I was more sympathetic. I
was so hungover when this was happening. But like this
girl went to work, like she went to work cleaning
it like she was. I mean, and it was it
was bad, but my point is it wasn't like she
just goes oh and then like I was supposed to
deal with it, and I felt bad. I mean, nobody
(05:59):
wants to do that. Plus it's embarrassing you're in some
guy's bed and you just instead of like having morning sex,
you're puking all over it. Like so I felt bad.
I actually just felt bad for her.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
I've had a few other bodily function occurrences. Things happen
with the ladies, and it's like unexpected things, you know,
and you're like, you know, what are you gonna do?
Thank you exactly what are you going to do? Like?
What am I going to do? Like that's a good answer.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
I had a drunk XP on me when we were sleeping. Yeah,
that's understand Yeah, no, I know it's a bodily function. Yeah,
he was wasted.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Yeah, I mean it's just I guess it's just like
what are you gonna do? You know, I get mad
at somebody like im, I get mad at him.
Speaker 6 (06:41):
That would be really lame if you did, in my.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Opinion, But I have to admit the puke one. It
took me a while to get any remnant of that out.
Do you like, do you have like the cover over
your mattress. Yeah, like the the one so it doesn't
se still things.
Speaker 6 (06:56):
Oh no, no.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Because it's like plastic. You know, it's like a I
don't know what it waterproof exactly mattress. Yeah, I have,
we have one. Yeah, it was a disaster. That could
have a feather bed too, and the feather bed has
a cover. But I don't know if you ever tried
to clean puka, it's like a it's it's like almost
a pillow that's the entire and it sits on top
(07:20):
of the mattress and it's just a down. Yeah, you
have a down a top. It's just filled with down.
So it's on top of the pillow top.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
That sounds really Yeah.
Speaker 6 (07:32):
One time we borrow it.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Sure come on by.
Speaker 5 (07:35):
Yeah, feeling people puking there, I can take a maple there.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
But I mean, anyway, so that thing, so I don't know,
it was just a disaster. And then I had to
take the cover off the feather bed. But then feathers
got play. I don't know. It was probably three weeks
before I got it right. But you know, what what
do you I mean again, I don't know.
Speaker 6 (07:53):
How do you not?
Speaker 2 (07:53):
I mean I'm a drunk puker for sure, but like
I always kind of make it where I need it
to go. You know, even if I'm saying and it
wakes me up, I like sit up out of bed
and I just want to say, you know, like you
got to be real zeal tolerance for that.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
I was gonna say, I try to be sympathetic, but
I'm af I am often surprised when like something's happening
to your body and you just have seemed to have
no idea of the potential of that happening or like
I'm I'm sick or this or that, like you had
no clue of the possibility like I don't know, Yes
(08:28):
she did, That's what I mean. And so it's like,
I but again, what are you going to do? Like
they're a guest in your house, you obviously were attempting
to get intimate or were intimate. So it's like, I'm
not gonna you know, it is what it is. And
I'm also not going to make somebody feel worse, especially
if they already feel bad. Like if you don't feel
bad and it's like your problem, then I might be
more likely to be annoyed. But otherwise I mean, it's like,
(08:49):
what are you going to do? Yeah, exactly. I'm trying
to think if I saw anything else in Vegas this weekend,
it was really there was a couple that that was
not exclusive, but she thought they were, and that.
Speaker 7 (08:59):
Was trying to proposition you. They were trying to proposition
you friend to be part of their.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
I think maybe, but no, no, I'm not interested.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
In you've seen call ladies.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
I did. I saw a guy walking to the hotel
room with they were very openly talking about because she
was a prostitute. Oh, because I passed by them on
the elevator section of the hotel and she was like, yeah,
sometimes they work area. Sometimes she's out loud. Sometimes sometimes
I work for Dara, you know. Sometimes I worked the Blagia.
Like she was just saying this out loud, and I'm like, oh,
(09:33):
and this was at five o'clock in the morning yesterday
when I left. Because I left on the first flight,
which I'm telling you is the clutch Vegas move. It
is a clutch Vegas move. I'm telling you everyone must
do it. The airport was not that fucked up yet,
I got there right in time. The uber lines weren't crazy.
I walked up, they boarded the flight.
Speaker 6 (09:54):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
When I got it was it was very nice because
there was a well your old boss, Bob Barker, Oh yes,
and some of some of his crew were there on
the same flight. And we're all standing there waiting and
uh and my phone buzzes, and I looked down and
I got the last minute first class upgrade, you know,
because I because like I have airline status. I'm an
(10:14):
executive platinum or something, so there's any left over right
before boarding. They didn't give it to you, kid, and
so I'm like, hey, Bill four f baby, He's like,
what fu, Dude, Like, yeah, I mean, it's not that
much better, but it's just it was it was, it
was just what I needed. Yeah, it was just it
(10:35):
was a nice little surprise, free first class.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Are you going to use those miles? I think about
that more than I should too.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
I get cheap with the miles.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
You know, my man's got over a million miles.
Speaker 6 (10:46):
Okay, can ask a question.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Two million miles now two million one miles around the world?
Speaker 6 (10:53):
Yeah, jesus.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
But here's my problem. How does it work? Okay? So,
and I'm fucked up for this, but here's my problem
with the miles. Okay, so if you go on American
Airlines website right now, and that's what I have all
the miles on because as I grew up with Americans,
So that's what I have all the miles on.
Speaker 6 (11:10):
Nick.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
If they tell you, it'll tell you right now, like
sixty thousand. I don't know, I'm making this up. I
think it's fifty thousand round trip domestic, one hundred thousand
first class round trip first class international. That's how much.
That's how much it costs, right, But what you what
you got to know is if this if the airplane,
if an individual flight, let's say it has twenty first
(11:32):
class seats on it, only two of those seats are
actually advertised miles the amount they tell you, and once
those two are gone, and they usually go a year
in advance, then it starts to go up from there
to where like let's say I called right now and
say hey, I want to go to Spain first class.
They'll go, yeah, no problem, but it's going to cost
(11:52):
you three hundred and fifty thousand miles round trip to
do it, because it just they just make it crazy,
like the advertised price for the for the mild trip
first class is only for a limited number of people.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
But if it's free miles.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
My thing is in my head when I call them
and go, hey, and six months I want to go
to Egypt and they're like, okay, it's going to be
two hundred and fifty thousand miles. In my head, I'm like,
but that's two and a half trips, you know what
I mean, Like I'm blowing two and a half times
the miles that I accrued.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
You're blowing them by not using them, like you're you're
acquiring them when you're paying to fly. So your treat
to yourself is to get a free trip.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
I know, But I just want to get the most
out of them, you know what I'm saying? Like it, well, yeah,
so they cancel the mile, My miles are non cancel.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
You get me.
Speaker 7 (12:46):
Do you ever use your miles so for like upgrades,
little grades can use them?
Speaker 1 (12:50):
You can use them for upgrades. I think you can
use them for a hotels and other stuff, which I'm
I'm fine with. But my thing is what I need
to start planning way out in advance so I don't
feel like I'm wasting them. That's all I'm saying. Yeah,
I hear it just because the thing is like, let's
say I have two million miles and every and every okay,
but then everyone cost me. Every trip costs me two
hundred and fifty thousand miles and it should cost me
(13:12):
one hundred. Well that's I'm only getting a third of
the trips I could be getting. I understand what you're saying. Yeah,
that's where I'm at with it. I just don't want
to waste them. But then I don't use them at all.
Speaker 6 (13:20):
So so you save your gift cards too.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
He doesn't use them like you just have a sessionary.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
That's my problem. I have that issue.
Speaker 6 (13:27):
You save them.
Speaker 7 (13:28):
I have gift cards that I like, I'll be at home.
Deepot'll be like I don't have a gift card on
me like it'd be but I'll just pay you know
what I'm saying, Like, I just have these gift cards
sitting at home.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
No, I don't like. I don't carry them in my wallet.
I'm a room on wallet to carry them.
Speaker 6 (13:41):
They burn a hole in my pocket too.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
The moment I get them out, I'm already at Like
I save.
Speaker 7 (13:45):
It'd be like, oh on them, Oh, I'm going to
use this to buy whatever combine it with the cash,
and then I always forget.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Oh shit, I forget.
Speaker 7 (13:53):
I forgot the gift card at home, and I just
pay pay the whole thing in cash.
Speaker 6 (13:56):
Oh no, man, no burning a hole.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
I just got a credit card with Mile.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Well, Daddy Hobby got one, and I'm an authorized user,
so I'm getting my own. But I wanted to do
that because I wanted to get points, like I know,
friends and talking about it, and then Kalin has one too.
I just want to fly for free and get the hotels.
But I'm a little confused as to how it works.
So it sounds like I need to save up before
I can even use them, because it's gonna be double.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
It sounds like, no, you just have to spend a
certain amount and then you get automatically. I mean mine
was thirty thousand miles, but you'll get more because you
did the.
Speaker 6 (14:25):
One sixty thousand. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Well, but like other thing is, if I'm gonna use Miles,
I want to fly first class because I want to
spoil myself and because it's big and it's more comfortable,
lot of human being.
Speaker 6 (14:37):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
And so but the thing is that Coach is easier
to use because they they a lot. There are more
coach seats that they'll let you lot miles with. But
like if you go on tick, there's a whole side
of TikTok that's just how to efficiently use miles and
get the most out of them, and how to use
this credit card to get it. I mean, there are
people who have like perfected the process of getting the
most out of their shit. It's a whole game.
Speaker 6 (14:59):
I need it.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
I just don't know enough about it. And then when
I'm like, I want to go here, I want to
go to Heiti right now, and I call and they're like, yeah,
for two gazillion miles, you can go, it's just kind
of bullshit. I'm like, oh, I'm not gonna spend two
gazillion miles on one trip. I don't want to, and
then I wind up going nowhere. It's like the membership
to that club I have that I had to pay
eight hundred bucks to get into, and I pay eight
hundred bucks a quarter just to stay a member of it.
But I don't want to waste the first eight hundred bucks,
(15:22):
so I don't cancel the membership, but I still don't go. Yeah, yeah,
So does it make sense I don't want to waste
this money, but I waste this money. Not to waste
this money doesn't make any sense, Okay, I know it
doesn't turn them in for cash, can you know? No,
imagine send them.
Speaker 6 (15:38):
Some credit cards.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Well this is from the airline.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
So though you can shop with them, I think some
of them you can go on like Amazon or something.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
It all.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
There's a lot of things you can do with miles.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
But but I try and put every possible thing on
my credit card and then just pay it off.
Speaker 6 (15:51):
That's the move.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
That's why I try. Oh, you're supposed to pay it off?
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Yeah, first half, I put everything about credit card too.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
I just I guess if like I'll plan a purchase
right like, let's say I've got something big coming up
that I know is gonna be a lot of money,
I'll save the cash. I'll then put the charge on
the credit card, and then I'll pay the credit card,
as opposed to just paying cash or its supposed to
just using my debit card, because that way I at
least I get something out of it that I don't use. Yeah,
(16:25):
but I got an upgrade yesterday. Put the credit card.
That's nice. Executive Platinum there's one above it, though, I
think it's a concierge key, which I am not going
to say. Pilot is the next one. Know, when you're
a concier's key, you get to fly them other you
just get up there anyway, all right, well, good stuff.
(16:50):
I don't know. I guess that's it my mileage struggle,
which no one cares about, and I do.
Speaker 7 (16:56):
I'm yeah, why don't you plan a trip right now
on that website? Plan a trip a year out in advance,
so you're getting the most bang for your buss.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
That's what that's what I have to do. I just
who knows who you're from?
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Now? I might you're too like not committed to do that, right,
Like you won't commit a year in advance.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
No. I did on the Egypt trip, and then COVID
came along, and I well, so I just I need
to plan. But I don't, you know, I don't know.
Speaker 7 (17:19):
Where do you want to go? Where do you think
the next place you want to travel? I need to
do the Egypt thing because it's paid for. I'm supposed
to go to Cairo. I paid, I paid the guide.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Oh yeah, I'm.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
In the driver and stuff. I don't remember it's been years.
Don't worry. Every now and again, checkail that guy every week.
Heybody remember me? Finally COVID. Yeah, it's a whole other country, COVID.
(17:52):
COVID causes a lot of money in a lot of ways.
So I don't know. Maybe, yes, I do email the
guy about every six months ago, Hey buddy, remember me?
And he's like, I do. Don't worry. Whenever you're ready.
I'm like, Okay, I need to find a fly ass
chick and take her to like I want to go
to like.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Not a fly ass check.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
I want to be I want to I've been seeing
all this ship about like on TikTok about Tahiti lately
goes over the water bungalow and yeah, like I think
it's the four seasons. It's like a gazillion dollars a
night and I can't really afford that, but I like
that's a trip. I'm I'm finding somebody and I'm going
and we're doing naughty ship for a week. Like there's
(18:33):
no way not to do naughty ship. You're going to
be with someone, you do it, naughty ship over the water.
Speaker 7 (18:44):
How about we start with your plane taking somewhere to
one other person for a week.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Just need a check, fly fast chick, naughty we week.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
No, he'd be like, your uber's here, baby, you're both water.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
I did send I was talking to this one girl,
and I did send her a uh uh, like a
TikTok of of of a one of these kinds of places.
And I'm like, let's go, and she goes, yeah, my
ex took me there. I'm like, well somewhere else there?
Why I know?
Speaker 2 (19:24):
I know these these women you find, Yeah, they don't
they don't play right.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
I'm tripping.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
I get amne's a real fa. I've never been there.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
That's fine, that's fine, go ahead lie, but but don't
tell me once I spent a whole bunch of fucking
money and we show up and you're like, oh, my
ex used to fucking rail me in this hotel. I'm
like cool, and.
Speaker 6 (19:48):
I'd be like, wow, this is all.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
I did have. I did have a girl do that
to me once. I'm not going to tell you which one,
but I did have a girl. I took her on
a trip and we get to the hotel and she's like, yeah,
a couple of guys have brought me here. Oh my god,
why her name, and she told me, have you ever
done this before? I came, and I don't. I don't necessarily,
I don't. I don't know what I think of well,
I do know what I think of this, But have
you have either we'd ever done something like this before?
(20:13):
She told me that on one of those times that
she did that, she was taken to this same hotel,
which was great. I hope it was the same room.
Even she decided, I guess they hadn't had sex, and
so he takes her to on this beach vacation, assuming
that there's going to be sex. I guess, which is
not right or wrong? I mean, I don't, I don't know.
I wasn't there. Yeah, yeah, I don't know that. I
(20:34):
don't know that. What the XP I don't, I don't know.
But anyway, he thought they were going to have sex,
and when she realized this, she said, oh no, I
just got my period and made him go down and
buy her tampon. She did not have that, but she
just wasn't going to fuck him. So she did the
whole thing, the whole like, oh my cramps, and made
him go buy the stuff and everything. She was lying
(20:55):
the whole time.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Wow, oh, wait, oh my god, why.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Didn't really happen. She just didn't want to fuck him,
so that that was her out.
Speaker 6 (21:02):
Oh, she wanted to go on vacation.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
This happened on the trip. So now they're on the
trip and he's like, let's get it in and she's like, no,
I got my period just right now, and I don't
have anything stopping me. Down a little gift shop and
(21:26):
do the whole thing. And she made the whole thing up.
Speaker 7 (21:28):
Get the towel, many vacation, let's go, man, I supposed
to just saying, right.
Speaker 6 (21:39):
That's no.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
I've never faked my period, never once.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
I don't know. I don't know. I mean, that's that
was That was an interesting one.
Speaker 6 (21:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
I was like, well, that's cool. I guess I'll never
believe you when you say that I need proof. That's
another thing. It's like, I go, I wouldn't ask any questions.
I mean, it's it's a smart thing to do. Like
if if if I'm being romantic or want to be
romantic with somebody and they or like I have this
or that bodily issue going on, I'm probably not going
to ask any more questions. No, probably just gonna go Okay,
got it.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
I mean you could look in the trash easily and
figure out.
Speaker 7 (22:09):
I mean like, don't you know, don't you know when
it's supposed to come? Didn't you pack for this already?
Speaker 5 (22:12):
You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 1 (22:14):
What am I going downstairs? What am I going down to?
The gift shoft?
Speaker 7 (22:16):
You get ship?
Speaker 1 (22:19):
By the way, Is that how that works? I've always
wondered that, like, like, if you've got something coming up
as a woman, do you like look at the calendar
and just look at it and see in your mind like, oh,
this week's gonna be okay, yep, clockwork.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Yeah you can get if you're on the pill. But
I mean you're not supposed to, but you can. I've
done that.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
And then do you ever like if someone asked you
to do something that week, and do you ever go,
I'm busy that week? But then like actually just like
physically plan around it.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
I've been like, Fuck, I'm gonna be on vacation and
this is gonna sucks. I have to be in like
a swimsuit. So I look at that, But no, I
don't like cancel plans or anything really based on that.
Speaker 6 (22:53):
I have lied though about my period.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
You have, Yeah, just you don't want to do something.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
Yeah, yeah, you know some days you just don't want to.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
You just say like I don't want to.
Speaker 6 (23:03):
I mean this was like.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
Pre engagement, pre boyfriend, so like yeah, like I you
know I could have. I mean, we're all titled to
say no absolutely, and that's to be respected.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
But sometimes you're just like, oh, you feel bad.
Speaker 6 (23:14):
You're like, oh, you know, I.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Really can't say until they're like I don't care. Maybe
you're like, oh.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
I just thought that they can this man go do
the whole thing. Like I was like, wow, that you
really like embodied that yea, at some point I think
you believed it maybe or I don't know what, but.
Speaker 7 (23:32):
You why am I going out of the store, like
you know you're.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Going on this VA case. Let me tell you something else.
I was coming. Let me tell you something else though,
And I mean this, I mean this wholeheartedly. Like if
you're with someone traveling with them and they don't they
they react anything other than like that's okay if you
say no to them, like you shouldn't have to lie,
you know what I'm saying, Like, like if if you
(23:56):
go out with in any circumstance, if a dude's like
I want to do this, or girls like I'm want
to do this, and the answers just know then if
they freak out on you, then you need to go
to the fucking airport and leave. You need to buy
a fucking plane ticket and leave, because like you shouldn't
have to be telling lies like that, Like you don't
want to do it, you don't have to do it.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Yeah, but there have been so many I mean, like
I feel like a lot of us have had traumatic
experiences with that. Even I asked a guy to wear
a kind of one time and he flipped out on me,
and I was like, okay.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Like I can be disappointed, like if I'm with a
girl and like that's going on and we're on vacation,
Oh that sucks, But like I'm not gonna be like no,
you know, I mean, you should just say I don't
want to and that's the end of it, and then
yep should be and then I got to be cool
about it. And if I'm not, then you have every
right to fucking throw my shit in the hallway and
and buy me a ticket home and then use my
(24:43):
prepaid miles enjoy that trip. And on that note, there
you go. How about that for a positive message to end?
Don't ever do anything you don't want to do that,
I mut then unless you're Roofie over here, then I guess.
I guess gloves are off. That's something I didn't know
about him.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
I didn't think i'd be finding that out today.
Speaker 6 (25:02):
But you know, yeah, running them stop signs, my boy.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
I've never heard her referred to as that either, but.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Your red wings I've heard you.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
I've heard that one before. Yeah. Anyway, okay, well.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Jason's gonna peel.
Speaker 5 (25:16):
I gotta go.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
In. You know what, I know how to plan it. It
wouldn't be the first time, so it's fine. I know
just who to call it if I almost said airbrush,
but I know just who to call to like completely
sanitize my entire home. So it's still no worry. But
that's the tank. Have a great day. Thanks for listening,
and listen to all the other ones on the I R.
Depp and our show for that matter, the Fred Show
on demand. Bye.
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