August 14, 2023 • 16 mins
One of the 13 submitted the question "Would you allow your dying husband or wife to sleep with their ex one last time?"
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
See look at this. I don't even know what I'm saying.
The tangent is so well I was about to talk
about how well planned out the tangent is we come
up with it. I know you can't tell when you
listen to it because it's so well done, but we
come up. We came up with this about three seconds ago.
So let's do it. The tangent.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
It's the tangent with the bread show giving me all
the we couldn't talk about on air.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
So Kiki, I'll tell you what happens on the Tangent
here here. The problem is. The problem is we get
to the end of the show and it's like, does
anybody have any words left? And usually the answer is no,
and so, but we got to deliver on this on
this podcast because people seem to like it, and so,
you know, sometimes we got to push through.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
But we've been talking for five hours at this point,
so it's like some days there aren't a whole lot
of words left. But I don't know, if you're listening
to this to you, are you expecting excellence? Are you
expecting perfection? I sure hope not. But Kiki threw one
out there. So let's hear it.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
So this is from Dana, one of our followers on Instagram,
one of the teen. It says, a woman with nine
months left to live ax her husband if she can
sleep with her ex one last time.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
What are your thoughts because has he been taking care
of her like for a while.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
But can you imagine you're on your deathbed and you
turn around an extra husband? Can I just go hit
it one last time with my ex? Like if big
Tim asks me that, like, do you want to die
right now?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Do you want to go today?
Speaker 3 (01:27):
I'll unplug this ship right.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
You're dying, I'm wiping your ass and you're asking me,
can you bang someone else?
Speaker 6 (01:32):
Like?
Speaker 1 (01:33):
That is a good point, But if I have to
care for you. But on the flip side, this person's
gonna die.
Speaker 7 (01:39):
And in nine months, that part the other person could
be like I could do whatever.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Right nine months, the other person can go hold up
with anybody they want if.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
They get better, and then like everything's all messed up.
Sometimes yeah, I do not get right.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
On all that.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Oh my god, I mean it's a miracle.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
The miracle. Fray, would you allow this though?
Speaker 1 (02:09):
I'm torn because because in theory I mean what the
automatic answers know, Like what are you talking about? Like
willis we're together and I'm taking care of you and
we're married, and we're like in this committed relationship, and
now you're telling me, of all people, it's not even
I want to go out and do this random thing,
this random crazy thing. I want to go hook up
with the guy before you or whatever from the past,
(02:32):
which means you've been thinking about it, which means it
was great, which means it was better than me. It's
hurtful on a lot of levels. At the same time,
Who am I to tell a dying person they can't
do what they want to do. They're dying, They're they're
going to be gone a lot.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
They could do.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
You want to.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
You want to.
Speaker 7 (02:58):
A boy friend, make a wish to make that happen,
because I'm gonna do it for you.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
You want to go somewhere, Oh.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Yeah, by the way, you need me to drive you
over there because.
Speaker 6 (03:09):
Pick you up?
Speaker 1 (03:10):
You need you need me to wheel your ants up
there because it sounds like an m problems.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Who am I to tell a dead person? I don't
know they're dying they're dead, they're going to be gone,
And if you're willing to say that, then you're willing
to blow up whatever remains of our relationship too, I guess,
because that's a screwed up thing to say to somebody.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
But I got to lose.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
I'm about to die, so, like you know, I'm.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Getting how I feel.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
As the person who's dying, I'd be like, I mean, like,
let me free, right, this is all I got? So
but is that what you want your legacy to be? Like?
Do you want your legacy to be that you told
the person who loved you that you'd rather sleep with
the person that you used to sleep with. I don't
know if that's what I mean? At some point, do
you just say I don't, I don't.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
I don't want to go out breaking somebody's heart and
having that be the memory of me, right, Or do
you care? There are a lot of people that really
don't care what anybody thinks of them once they're dead, dying.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
A lot of people don't care, right, I've noticed that
in this world. Yeah, yeah, I'm tired.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
Yeah I'm torn too, But they're dying, and I'm gonna
go have sex with other people after they die, So like,
why would I stop their last little piece of joy
if that's what they want to do with their last days.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
But you're whoever said a Kalin or whatever, I'm still
supposed to wipe your ass for the remainder of your life.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Why you out here? You know why? Your number one
fantasy is to be with another person.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
But it's just a little fantasy that's gonna happen.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
Yeah, and it's just like you're not a fantasy.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
It's like if you have your last meal, like, let
me have my last meal.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
You know you can have your last meal.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
I bought your last meal every day if you keep
your ex boyfriend's dick out of you.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
I mean, like I said, I see both sides of this.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
How are you tore over this?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Kiki?
Speaker 4 (05:05):
What I said, Big Tim would die that day, like
would be posted that moment that he asked me.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
What would you would you expect him to give you that,
to grant you that opportunity?
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Though, yes, I'm about to die like I'm at him.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Okay, so you ask your man once again, Oh my god,
once again, Kiki can do it. But Big Tim can yeh.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
You're finally starting to get it.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Yeah, no, I just figured it out now, touching on Yeah,
only taking me a year to realize.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Wait a minute, hair in the butter.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Wait one second, speaking of hair, this is unrelated. But
I ordered I'm not going to say the name of
the restaurant, but I ordered a delicious sandwich, A delicious sandwich.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
Last year, you just like this is your rolled your
eyes back in your head over a sandwich.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
It was a delicious I'm not going to tell you
where we because it's a place that we all like
and I don't want to ruin it for you.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
A place that I know where you get sandwiches from.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Oh well no it wasn't. No no, no, no no no,
no no no. I'll tell you if you want to know,
I'll tell you off the off the air. But it
was because this could happen anywhere. I'm not going to
pick on them.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
It was.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
It is a delicious sandw I was so excited, and
I came and I ate it.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
I I came, I thought I said it came. I came.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Sandwiches.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
I just came. Actually just now just thinking about I
might order another one right now. But I ate all
that about two bites and I and it comes on
like a well, like a wrapper of course, because they
wrap up sad. It'll just throw them in, It'll just
throw them in the bag. But anyway, I ate all
but like the last bite basically, and I see a
long black hair in like on on the wrapper.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
And you want to know something, I ate the last bite.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Late.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
I ate the last bite. You know what, forget?
Speaker 1 (07:07):
I took the last body and I looked at it.
There was no hair on it. I threw the wrapper
away and I ate that last bite, and it was like,
I've already right, We've already gone. Damage is done. Yeah,
the damage is done, and I'm not wasting this.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
And I ate it.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
That's a different story. It would have ruined the rest
of it for me if I had seen it. But
there was no way. I tried to justify in my
head somehow it was mine, but there's no way it
was yea, yeah, this was this was the hair of
someone who's been growing their hair for years.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
It was not mine.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Anyway, because I'm like, you know what you're saying, you
would throw it away. I mean, at that point, you've
eaten I literally it was the last bite of the sandwich.
So I've eaten the rest of the sandwich. So if
there's anything on it or any weirdness, I've already consumed it.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
It's just something about a hair that I cannot get
past in my food. I cannot. I will makes me it's.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Gross, But I think I can deal with the hair. Like,
don't get me wrong, You're right if I had, if
I just opened it up and there's a hair across
the middle of it, it's gonna I'm no longer going
to be hungry for it. So whether that is logical
or not, or you know, whether I could just remove
the hair and it's then sanitary, I don't know the answer.
But the truth is, I mean the hair could our
(08:23):
hairs are falling out all over this Our hair is
all over this room.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
I'm sure, Oh yeah, yeah, it is what it is.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
It's gross. It's gross because it's a stranger's hair. But
like at this point, like I said, I'd already even
the thing. I was enjoying myself clearly, as you guys know,
Ford and Slip it came, I came, everybody came.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
It was really really good.
Speaker 7 (08:43):
And I'm like you though, like if it's if I
see a hair in my food, I'll be like, I
try to justify it so bad that it's mine.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Yeah, I know, I'm gonna.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Yeah, I just tell myself it didn't happen.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Quickly as actually I ate that, don't get me wrong.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
I got rid of the evidence quickly, like I took
the bite and I crumpled up and put it away
like never happened.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Because then you're ashamed of yourself because you still ate it.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
But is that I And I'm like, I've eaten way worse,
you know, I've I've my mouth has been way worse
places than that than this hair right here, I promise
you that.
Speaker 5 (09:18):
So yeah, humans won't eat like food with a hair
in it, but they'll eat each other's ass Like I
don't what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Yeah, Like I've had my tongue in an asshole.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Right, so just eat their.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Right not it was it was clean and it was
a clean asshole. Yeah, I mean I won't.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
That's good.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
I do demand that. Yeah, yeah, I do demand Oh
my god.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
I had a nightmare about that. Yes, and I yes,
you just reminded me.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Well, do tail it's a true tangent. I tell you.
Speaker 5 (09:49):
I think it was an asshole and it was dirty,
and I don't know why I dreamt drunk that.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Yeah, and you dreamed it, you dropped it? Did you come?
Speaker 3 (09:58):
I No? I was like, oh god, I watch your asshole.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Maybe I was just streaming the future again.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
I certainly hope that's not in your future.
Speaker 5 (10:10):
No, I'm met this conversation. But you No, I'm not
eating anybody's asshole.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
No, I gotta tell you, like, that's I mean, I
guess it's on a with a girl. It's different because
you're kind of already down rufius not but some of
us are kind of already down there doing that.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
So it is literally but I feel has a clean asshole.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
He says, well, no, but I'm saying on a guy though,
Like for like, if we're if that's the kind of
fun we're having, I need a little warning because I'm
going to go in there and I'm going to get
the loofah and I'm just gonna take off a layer
of skin because I like, I'm I'm We're not going
to have any kind of calamity in that, Like we're
not we're not doing like there are certain activities that
we've learned over the years here on this tangent, on
(10:46):
this podcast and others that we don't do. We don't
do them willing nilly. And if you have done them
willing nilly and you got away with it, then good
on you. And I have I've done some willing nilly
stuff and gotten away with it, Good on me. But
what I've learned over the years is there are other
things that you don't do willy nilly.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
No, and that's one of them.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
I don't trust some of you all to wipe your
ass for me.
Speaker 5 (11:08):
No, No, a lot of skin marks, I feel like
going on there.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
That's disgusting. Who are you hooking up with?
Speaker 5 (11:14):
I don't trust certain dudes. I'm just like, I don't
trust you to wipe your ass.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Well, I am anal about my anus.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
I believe you again, you are a present company exclu.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
We are not playing around, But I'm still not taking
any risks. Right If it's like, hey, you want to,
you know, but that's that's the thing about that particular, that's.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
The thing you don't want to.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
That's what I'm saying, is how about an ass play later?
Like nobody says that, you know, So that's the other thing.
It's like, how do you know, as a straight guy,
how do you know it's an ass play night?
Speaker 2 (11:39):
You know, you don't know.
Speaker 5 (11:40):
My married friends talk about it like at breakfast, like
are we gonna do ass play tonight?
Speaker 3 (11:44):
They literally do because they've been together for so long.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Yeah, I know it doesn't come up with the Rufio household.
Speaker 7 (11:52):
I wouldn't be able to eat breakfast anymore, you know
what I'm saying, Like if it's like, ooh, we're gonna
eat as to night and be like all right, I'm
not eating today.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
But if there's a hair in it, you'll just pull
keep you guys. You guys talking about as player or breakfast?
Speaker 4 (12:10):
No, no, no, no, no, no no no. I don't
eat ass really, I don't.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
Receiving is different.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Yeah yeah, but you'll let the absolutely I should. I
didn't even have to answer that question.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Every every every woman should.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
I knew the answers.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Really, why my ass?
Speaker 4 (12:38):
Well, you don't get you No, I don't get.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
A huge wide Actually don't know the size.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Of the winner, but shut out.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
I'm so sorry. I don't know about your fiance's winner, but.
Speaker 5 (12:57):
I well, I don't know anything is like too big
to go inside the ass.
Speaker 8 (13:04):
I feel like it hurts. It hurts, right, so, but
but you let that, but you won't let a tongue.
You guys don't have bathroom issues. Okay, So when I
use the restroom, it's like a whole project. It's a development, right.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
It's it's a whole thing.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
It's a development, like a housing development. Are we constructing?
Are you an architects? I don't like.
Speaker 8 (13:27):
Not when you have poople, but like you're imagine his
mouth near that it's.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
So, but his mouth is near other areas. That also,
stuff comes out of your neighbor.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
But you're not sticking your tongue in my booty hole.
Like I have a lot of diarrhea. Literally walk in,
shut up.
Speaker 5 (13:53):
I meant like, when you're not having diarrhea, gotcha, that's never.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
In the house.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Okay, okay, Wow, he still loves me. Yeah, you guys
have shitting problems.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
He's surprised that you have shitting problems. But yet his
wish is to do stuff.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
That man loves me. So she has diarrhea, she does.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
He loves Either he loves you or he loves anal.
And I'm going to go with he really must love
anal because if you're taking that risk, if you're rolling
the roulette wheel every single time, my goodness, we never
had a calamity.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
No, no, thank god, And I get nervous to my
best friend. He's gay, but he has Oh.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Yeah, I think what I I asked a gay friend
of mine wants and I think I've heard Jason say
something similar and not that it should be a gay
or straight thing, but whatever, and it was. If you're
willing to do that, then you've got to be mature
enough to know what.
Speaker 6 (14:51):
Stuff could happen, possibilities less, we're going to go down there,
you have to accept the risk that.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Yeah, he got shamed by a man, and I felt
terrible about that. I'm like, that's, first of all, fuck
that guy.
Speaker 8 (15:01):
Second of all, like that's like exactly, if you're going there,
you take that risk.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Baby.
Speaker 5 (15:05):
There was a girl who had a calamity like a like,
and then she got a nickname after it, and I
felt so bad. It's I'll tell you off air because
it's based on her last name.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
But I felt bad because she was always.
Speaker 5 (15:16):
Known as the girl who has a calamity because a
fucking guy told everyone, and I felt awful. But yeah,
i'll tell you off there it's still a kind of funny. Well, listen,
life comes at you fast, really.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Seven white brass.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Once in a while there you might have a nasty
but all.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Right, I'm hungry for some reason, I'm not.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
First time I am not hungry, Yeah at all.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Don't worry.
Speaker 6 (15:45):
In five minutes she'll forget osid good chili dog.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Yeah, I'm hungry again. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
If you're listening still, I'm so sorry. I'm so so sorry.
All right, this is brought to you by Hormel.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
It's not. It's not because it's brought to you by
Skyline Chili.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
It's not. It's not, but it's brought to you. No,
I'm done because I'm going to piss somebody off, So
I'm done. All right, there you go, there's the tangent.
Maybe maybe we shouldn't be Maybe everyone would have preferred
we didn't do once. There's a lot of days where
we finished the tangent, and I go, maybe they would
have preferred we hadn't done that. But anyway, thanks for listening.
Have a nice day.
See look at this. I don't even know what I'm saying.
The tangent is so well I was about to talk
about how well planned out the tangent is we come
up with it. I know you can't tell when you
listen to it because it's so well done, but we
come up. We came up with this about three seconds ago.
So let's do it. The tangent.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
It's the tangent with the bread show giving me all
the we couldn't talk about on air.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
So Kiki, I'll tell you what happens on the Tangent
here here. The problem is. The problem is we get
to the end of the show and it's like, does
anybody have any words left? And usually the answer is no,
and so, but we got to deliver on this on
this podcast because people seem to like it, and so,
you know, sometimes we got to push through.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
But we've been talking for five hours at this point,
so it's like some days there aren't a whole lot
of words left. But I don't know, if you're listening
to this to you, are you expecting excellence? Are you
expecting perfection? I sure hope not. But Kiki threw one
out there. So let's hear it.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
So this is from Dana, one of our followers on Instagram,
one of the teen. It says, a woman with nine
months left to live ax her husband if she can
sleep with her ex one last time.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
What are your thoughts because has he been taking care
of her like for a while.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
But can you imagine you're on your deathbed and you
turn around an extra husband? Can I just go hit
it one last time with my ex? Like if big
Tim asks me that, like, do you want to die
right now?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Do you want to go today?
Speaker 3 (01:27):
I'll unplug this ship right.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
You're dying, I'm wiping your ass and you're asking me,
can you bang someone else?
Speaker 6 (01:32):
Like?
Speaker 1 (01:33):
That is a good point, But if I have to
care for you. But on the flip side, this person's
gonna die.
Speaker 7 (01:39):
And in nine months, that part the other person could
be like I could do whatever.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Right nine months, the other person can go hold up
with anybody they want if.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
They get better, and then like everything's all messed up.
Sometimes yeah, I do not get right.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
On all that.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Oh my god, I mean it's a miracle.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
The miracle. Fray, would you allow this though?
Speaker 1 (02:09):
I'm torn because because in theory I mean what the
automatic answers know, Like what are you talking about? Like
willis we're together and I'm taking care of you and
we're married, and we're like in this committed relationship, and
now you're telling me, of all people, it's not even
I want to go out and do this random thing,
this random crazy thing. I want to go hook up
with the guy before you or whatever from the past,
(02:32):
which means you've been thinking about it, which means it
was great, which means it was better than me. It's
hurtful on a lot of levels. At the same time,
Who am I to tell a dying person they can't
do what they want to do. They're dying, They're they're
going to be gone a lot.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
They could do.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
You want to.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
You want to.
Speaker 7 (02:58):
A boy friend, make a wish to make that happen,
because I'm gonna do it for you.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
You want to go somewhere, Oh.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Yeah, by the way, you need me to drive you
over there because.
Speaker 6 (03:09):
Pick you up?
Speaker 1 (03:10):
You need you need me to wheel your ants up
there because it sounds like an m problems.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Who am I to tell a dead person? I don't
know they're dying they're dead, they're going to be gone,
And if you're willing to say that, then you're willing
to blow up whatever remains of our relationship too, I guess,
because that's a screwed up thing to say to somebody.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
But I got to lose.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
I'm about to die, so, like you know, I'm.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Getting how I feel.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
As the person who's dying, I'd be like, I mean, like,
let me free, right, this is all I got? So
but is that what you want your legacy to be? Like?
Do you want your legacy to be that you told
the person who loved you that you'd rather sleep with
the person that you used to sleep with. I don't
know if that's what I mean? At some point, do
you just say I don't, I don't.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
I don't want to go out breaking somebody's heart and
having that be the memory of me, right, Or do
you care? There are a lot of people that really
don't care what anybody thinks of them once they're dead, dying.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
A lot of people don't care, right, I've noticed that
in this world. Yeah, yeah, I'm tired.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
Yeah I'm torn too, But they're dying, and I'm gonna
go have sex with other people after they die, So like,
why would I stop their last little piece of joy
if that's what they want to do with their last days.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
But you're whoever said a Kalin or whatever, I'm still
supposed to wipe your ass for the remainder of your life.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Why you out here? You know why? Your number one
fantasy is to be with another person.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
But it's just a little fantasy that's gonna happen.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
Yeah, and it's just like you're not a fantasy.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
It's like if you have your last meal, like, let
me have my last meal.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
You know you can have your last meal.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
I bought your last meal every day if you keep
your ex boyfriend's dick out of you.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
I mean, like I said, I see both sides of this.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
How are you tore over this?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Kiki?
Speaker 4 (05:05):
What I said, Big Tim would die that day, like
would be posted that moment that he asked me.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
What would you would you expect him to give you that,
to grant you that opportunity?
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Though, yes, I'm about to die like I'm at him.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Okay, so you ask your man once again, Oh my god,
once again, Kiki can do it. But Big Tim can yeh.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
You're finally starting to get it.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Yeah, no, I just figured it out now, touching on Yeah,
only taking me a year to realize.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Wait a minute, hair in the butter.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Wait one second, speaking of hair, this is unrelated. But
I ordered I'm not going to say the name of
the restaurant, but I ordered a delicious sandwich, A delicious sandwich.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
Last year, you just like this is your rolled your
eyes back in your head over a sandwich.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
It was a delicious I'm not going to tell you
where we because it's a place that we all like
and I don't want to ruin it for you.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
A place that I know where you get sandwiches from.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Oh well no it wasn't. No no, no, no no no,
no no no. I'll tell you if you want to know,
I'll tell you off the off the air. But it
was because this could happen anywhere. I'm not going to
pick on them.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
It was.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
It is a delicious sandw I was so excited, and
I came and I ate it.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
I I came, I thought I said it came. I came.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Sandwiches.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
I just came. Actually just now just thinking about I
might order another one right now. But I ate all
that about two bites and I and it comes on
like a well, like a wrapper of course, because they
wrap up sad. It'll just throw them in, It'll just
throw them in the bag. But anyway, I ate all
but like the last bite basically, and I see a
long black hair in like on on the wrapper.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
And you want to know something, I ate the last bite.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Late.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
I ate the last bite. You know what, forget?
Speaker 1 (07:07):
I took the last body and I looked at it.
There was no hair on it. I threw the wrapper
away and I ate that last bite, and it was like,
I've already right, We've already gone. Damage is done. Yeah,
the damage is done, and I'm not wasting this.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
And I ate it.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
That's a different story. It would have ruined the rest
of it for me if I had seen it. But
there was no way. I tried to justify in my
head somehow it was mine, but there's no way it
was yea, yeah, this was this was the hair of
someone who's been growing their hair for years.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
It was not mine.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Anyway, because I'm like, you know what you're saying, you
would throw it away. I mean, at that point, you've
eaten I literally it was the last bite of the sandwich.
So I've eaten the rest of the sandwich. So if
there's anything on it or any weirdness, I've already consumed it.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
It's just something about a hair that I cannot get
past in my food. I cannot. I will makes me it's.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Gross, But I think I can deal with the hair. Like,
don't get me wrong, You're right if I had, if
I just opened it up and there's a hair across
the middle of it, it's gonna I'm no longer going
to be hungry for it. So whether that is logical
or not, or you know, whether I could just remove
the hair and it's then sanitary, I don't know the answer.
But the truth is, I mean the hair could our
(08:23):
hairs are falling out all over this Our hair is
all over this room.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
I'm sure, Oh yeah, yeah, it is what it is.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
It's gross. It's gross because it's a stranger's hair. But
like at this point, like I said, I'd already even
the thing. I was enjoying myself clearly, as you guys know,
Ford and Slip it came, I came, everybody came.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
It was really really good.
Speaker 7 (08:43):
And I'm like you though, like if it's if I
see a hair in my food, I'll be like, I
try to justify it so bad that it's mine.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Yeah, I know, I'm gonna.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Yeah, I just tell myself it didn't happen.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Quickly as actually I ate that, don't get me wrong.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
I got rid of the evidence quickly, like I took
the bite and I crumpled up and put it away
like never happened.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Because then you're ashamed of yourself because you still ate it.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
But is that I And I'm like, I've eaten way worse,
you know, I've I've my mouth has been way worse
places than that than this hair right here, I promise
you that.
Speaker 5 (09:18):
So yeah, humans won't eat like food with a hair
in it, but they'll eat each other's ass Like I
don't what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Yeah, Like I've had my tongue in an asshole.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Right, so just eat their.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Right not it was it was clean and it was
a clean asshole. Yeah, I mean I won't.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
That's good.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
I do demand that. Yeah, yeah, I do demand Oh
my god.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
I had a nightmare about that. Yes, and I yes,
you just reminded me.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Well, do tail it's a true tangent. I tell you.
Speaker 5 (09:49):
I think it was an asshole and it was dirty,
and I don't know why I dreamt drunk that.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Yeah, and you dreamed it, you dropped it? Did you come?
Speaker 3 (09:58):
I No? I was like, oh god, I watch your asshole.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Maybe I was just streaming the future again.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
I certainly hope that's not in your future.
Speaker 5 (10:10):
No, I'm met this conversation. But you No, I'm not
eating anybody's asshole.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
No, I gotta tell you, like, that's I mean, I
guess it's on a with a girl. It's different because
you're kind of already down rufius not but some of
us are kind of already down there doing that.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
So it is literally but I feel has a clean asshole.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
He says, well, no, but I'm saying on a guy though,
Like for like, if we're if that's the kind of
fun we're having, I need a little warning because I'm
going to go in there and I'm going to get
the loofah and I'm just gonna take off a layer
of skin because I like, I'm I'm We're not going
to have any kind of calamity in that, Like we're
not we're not doing like there are certain activities that
we've learned over the years here on this tangent, on
(10:46):
this podcast and others that we don't do. We don't
do them willing nilly. And if you have done them
willing nilly and you got away with it, then good
on you. And I have I've done some willing nilly
stuff and gotten away with it, Good on me. But
what I've learned over the years is there are other
things that you don't do willy nilly.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
No, and that's one of them.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
I don't trust some of you all to wipe your
ass for me.
Speaker 5 (11:08):
No, No, a lot of skin marks, I feel like
going on there.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
That's disgusting. Who are you hooking up with?
Speaker 5 (11:14):
I don't trust certain dudes. I'm just like, I don't
trust you to wipe your ass.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Well, I am anal about my anus.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
I believe you again, you are a present company exclu.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
We are not playing around, But I'm still not taking
any risks. Right If it's like, hey, you want to,
you know, but that's that's the thing about that particular, that's.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
The thing you don't want to.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
That's what I'm saying, is how about an ass play later?
Like nobody says that, you know, So that's the other thing.
It's like, how do you know, as a straight guy,
how do you know it's an ass play night?
Speaker 2 (11:39):
You know, you don't know.
Speaker 5 (11:40):
My married friends talk about it like at breakfast, like
are we gonna do ass play tonight?
Speaker 3 (11:44):
They literally do because they've been together for so long.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Yeah, I know it doesn't come up with the Rufio household.
Speaker 7 (11:52):
I wouldn't be able to eat breakfast anymore, you know
what I'm saying, Like if it's like, ooh, we're gonna
eat as to night and be like all right, I'm
not eating today.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
But if there's a hair in it, you'll just pull
keep you guys. You guys talking about as player or breakfast?
Speaker 4 (12:10):
No, no, no, no, no, no no no. I don't
eat ass really, I don't.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
Receiving is different.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Yeah yeah, but you'll let the absolutely I should. I
didn't even have to answer that question.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Every every every woman should.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
I knew the answers.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Really, why my ass?
Speaker 4 (12:38):
Well, you don't get you No, I don't get.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
A huge wide Actually don't know the size.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Of the winner, but shut out.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
I'm so sorry. I don't know about your fiance's winner, but.
Speaker 5 (12:57):
I well, I don't know anything is like too big
to go inside the ass.
Speaker 8 (13:04):
I feel like it hurts. It hurts, right, so, but
but you let that, but you won't let a tongue.
You guys don't have bathroom issues. Okay, So when I
use the restroom, it's like a whole project. It's a development, right.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
It's it's a whole thing.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
It's a development, like a housing development. Are we constructing?
Are you an architects? I don't like.
Speaker 8 (13:27):
Not when you have poople, but like you're imagine his
mouth near that it's.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
So, but his mouth is near other areas. That also,
stuff comes out of your neighbor.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
But you're not sticking your tongue in my booty hole.
Like I have a lot of diarrhea. Literally walk in,
shut up.
Speaker 5 (13:53):
I meant like, when you're not having diarrhea, gotcha, that's never.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
In the house.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Okay, okay, Wow, he still loves me. Yeah, you guys
have shitting problems.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
He's surprised that you have shitting problems. But yet his
wish is to do stuff.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
That man loves me. So she has diarrhea, she does.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
He loves Either he loves you or he loves anal.
And I'm going to go with he really must love
anal because if you're taking that risk, if you're rolling
the roulette wheel every single time, my goodness, we never
had a calamity.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
No, no, thank god, And I get nervous to my
best friend. He's gay, but he has Oh.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Yeah, I think what I I asked a gay friend
of mine wants and I think I've heard Jason say
something similar and not that it should be a gay
or straight thing, but whatever, and it was. If you're
willing to do that, then you've got to be mature
enough to know what.
Speaker 6 (14:51):
Stuff could happen, possibilities less, we're going to go down there,
you have to accept the risk that.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Yeah, he got shamed by a man, and I felt
terrible about that. I'm like, that's, first of all, fuck
that guy.
Speaker 8 (15:01):
Second of all, like that's like exactly, if you're going there,
you take that risk.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Baby.
Speaker 5 (15:05):
There was a girl who had a calamity like a like,
and then she got a nickname after it, and I
felt so bad. It's I'll tell you off air because
it's based on her last name.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
But I felt bad because she was always.
Speaker 5 (15:16):
Known as the girl who has a calamity because a
fucking guy told everyone, and I felt awful. But yeah,
i'll tell you off there it's still a kind of funny. Well, listen,
life comes at you fast, really.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Seven white brass.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Once in a while there you might have a nasty
but all.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Right, I'm hungry for some reason, I'm not.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
First time I am not hungry, Yeah at all.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Don't worry.
Speaker 6 (15:45):
In five minutes she'll forget osid good chili dog.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Yeah, I'm hungry again. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
If you're listening still, I'm so sorry. I'm so so sorry.
All right, this is brought to you by Hormel.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
It's not. It's not because it's brought to you by
Skyline Chili.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
It's not. It's not, but it's brought to you. No,
I'm done because I'm going to piss somebody off, So
I'm done. All right, there you go, there's the tangent.
Maybe maybe we shouldn't be Maybe everyone would have preferred
we didn't do once. There's a lot of days where
we finished the tangent, and I go, maybe they would
have preferred we hadn't done that. But anyway, thanks for listening.
Have a nice day.
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