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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I'm about to get like do a downer story I
(00:02):
suppose here, But how you feeling like you're feeling good?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Well, if you're going into something sad, I don't want
to get too silly about it. But I'm you know,
I'm I don't know, I'm feeling pretty spry. It's not
sad as much as it is. I can't believe people
like this exist kind of thing. Yeah, Hey, it's the
world that we live in. We have to talk about him. Yeah,
there's a lot of sickness in the world out there.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
There are multiple suspects on the run in the state
of Colorado. Next door, they had one of the guys
faked a seizure in a Perfect Pets store. Perfect Pets
is kind of like a it's a store. They sell dogs.
They receive the dogs from breeder, the pet store sells
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the dogs. You dig, you're feeling me, You're picking up
what I'm putting down. Guy has a seizure, except it
wasn't a real seizure. And while he's having a seizure
and accomplice of his grabs two bulldog puppies and steals them.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
You he cou'd be able to pull that off like
faking a sea.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Well, we've seen movies where there's like like, hey, make
them look over there, like distract them with something else,
make them look at the left hand while the right
hand's doing something real pen and teller stuff, right, and
that's what this is.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Right.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
How often would somebody at a pet store see somebody,
a real person having a seizure right in front of them,
like falling down and like having like guys looking at
animals and he falls over and he starts to like convulse. Basically,
every single person's gonna run to see if like what
they can do to help. The accomplice grabs the dogs
and runs. Now, the suspect who was faking the seizure
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did get arrested. They were able to arrest that guy
when they figured it out.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
How'd they figure it out?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Because the guy ran off with the dogs, and he
tripped and fell over as he was leaving and dropped
one of the dogs and picked it back up and
then kept running. These are two bulldogs, by the ways,
But by by the way, forty two hundred and ninety
nine dollars each, basically forty three hundred dollars dogs you get,
you can't get peerbred puppies for cheap.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Put the price together, you could buy yourself a kiya.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
But's that supposed to me?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
I'm just saying, like, that's about ninth thou. I was
just trying to equate that to like what we could
buy with today's dollars, nine thousand dollars by your car
maybe you used four Taurus Okay, now yeah, you're in
the ballpark now, yeah, okay, it's like, yeah, that was
a little I'm a little off, aren't I.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
I was gonna say, where are you finding one of those?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
What am I living in? Like twenty oh nine? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Maybe ice for for a small one I got, I
got a kid, and it's it's definitely uh definitely was
more expensive than that. I'll just throw it out there.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Anyway, two bulldog puppies were in a display case. The
accomplished wiped them both and ran. There are apparently three
total suspects. The guy they also arrested who faked the seizure,
is facing charges of conspiracy to commit a felony, theft,
and drug possession. So there you go. There's this is
on video. I can't believe this. It makes me so sad.
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I hate people like this. Like I don't get like
this about a lot of things. I like to be
forgiving to people.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
But people who are out.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
There and they're just they're not even thinking about anything
other than being scum. Like these are scumbags first of all.
Anybody who's looting or stealing or coming up with ways
to steal anything, whether it's a dog or not, you
are just low. I like, I don't know how else
to put it. And this isn't supposed to be like
an attack on you as a person, But anybody who
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thinks that that's okay behavior porch pirates, I mean porch pirates, right,
It just really it makes me angry. It makes me
really angry when I see, like my neighbors. I'm in
a Facebook group with my neighbors and we post different things,
and every once in a while somebody says, my dog's
medication was stolen off by a porch pirate, was stold
on my porch.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Why would they steal that, Well, it's a box. Oh
they don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
As a matter, they don't care. Oh what's in the box.
I'm just gonna go ahead and take this. I don't
know how we avoid that other than just being home
when the packages arrive, or maybe the Amazon guy or whatever.
The delivery company has some sort of like security tag
on it that you know, you have to like like
a temporary thing that you have to like properly undo.
But they would just do that. I don't know if
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there's a good way to do it, I don't know,
but the answer is basically just like you can see
an employee try to tackle the guy. He falls down
carrying the puppies. He gets the two puppies, he runs
out the front door. Another mail comes and runs out.
A big Cadillac pulls up to the front. They get
inside the getaway car and take off. The person driving
the Cadillac is the fourth person.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
But the guy who really I mean he really had
to do the performance of a lifetime, he's just back there,
flopping on the floor and he gets a resident. Correct.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Because they were able to that guy, by the way,
we pretty easily were able to figure out that he
had done this with the idea of what it is.
So according to police today, they say, last night what
they call a good Samaritan returned one of the dogs.
She told deputies she purchased the dog for fifteen hundred
dollars from a street vendor in Denver, and said she
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called the store when she recognized the puppy match the
photos in this story. So these scumbags stole a dog,
a puppy, a bull dog puppy worth forty three hundred
dollars because purebread dogs are expensive and they should be.
This is why we don't should I get into it too,
get into it. I hate saying this, but you're being
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priced out of good dogs. You know why, because people
are irresponsible. If you have to make a forty three
hundred dollar investment just to adopt a dog knowing it's
going to be a puppy for a year, which is
hell on earth for a lot of people who aren't
used to it. I mean, this dog doesn't have control
of its motor skills. It's peeing on the floor all
the time, it has no like, it's chewing on the furniture.
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You have. You really have to put in the work
with the puppy, and you have to pay forty three
hundred dollars to get it. You're priced out of it
because you want that dog. You really have to care
about it. You really have to want that dog. That's
the point. We shouldn't be having people adopting puppies, especially
purebread puppies, just to make them do stupid stuff for
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being a completely irresponsible person. And that dog has a
terrible life and they probably get sent to the pound
after a little bit if they were available at the
price that you get a dog that's five years old
at the kennel that desperately just needs a home. That's
the dog to start with if you're not willing to
make a big financial investment period. So that's why this
dog is so much then, and this is why you
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only go through reputable breeders. You have these lunatics who
steal the dog immediately somehow sell it. They're selling it
and people are buying it. A street vendor selling a
purebred bulldog puppy, and.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Once it's off the lot, it's half the price.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
You know, the the fifteen hundred dollars for a forty
like they knew what their profit margin was that they
stole the dog. Oh, a pure bread bulldog puppy only
fifteen hundred bucks. I'll pay that in cash right now.
This thing is supposed to be over four thousand dollars.
I don't the good samaritan return the dog. So I'm
not mad at that person, but don't be buying dogs
from street venders, report the street vendors. We have to
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have better laws about stuff like this. How is this
allowed to happen now again? And I'm not trying to
I'm not trying to, not trying to get too preachy here,
because dogs are really a thing that's near and dear
to my heart. But I read this story and I
could not believe it, could not believe it. We don't
know where the other dog is. I'm praying that that
dog is put in a position to come back. And man,
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this is the kind of people. And I know people
feel this way about their kids in safety and all
this stuff, or when your own stuff is getting messed
with somebody, like, you know, I had a guy break
out my window last week in a car, you know,
like I could get super duper angry about that, and
I did get angry about the cavalcade of things that
happened like to me in that couple of days.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
And that's just human reaction, right.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
But if I see somebody doing something like this with
the idea of stealing dogs to sell them as a
street vendor, on the on the market or just like
passing them to the How are we not arresting the
street vendor or at least detaining to get question how
did you get this dog?
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Because he probably he probably had one of those really
big jackets, you know, and that dogs was inside the jackets.
You know what I mean. With all the watches and
the perfume and and the bootleg home improvement DVDs.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
We need to get that guy into the police department
so they can say, like that person can say I
got the dog from this person. This is where you
find this person. Because cazear guy's not talking. You think
he's gonna rat out his buddies. Wait, Caesar Caees your guy,
the guy that bopped talking about Caesar Milan. I was like,
what are we talking about here? No, that's a different guy.
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That guy likes dogs. What a fall from grace if
he was involved. Yeah, No, that's a good guy. That's
that's a guy that likes dogs. The dogs like him
generally too. It sounds like all I'm saying is, bottom line,
these are the worst kind of people. If I saw
this happen in front of me and I couldn't do
anything about it, well, I mean, I tried to do
something about it, but if I couldn't do anything about it,
they got away before I could get to him. Oh man,
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Like this is the kind of thing that i'd go vigilanteon,
Like what do you mean I would? I'm writing down
everything I can about that, and I'm going to the
police and I'm just saying, look, how can I help you.
I want to get these guys behind bars. I need that.
I need to know both of those puppies are safe.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
So you're going full on dog the bounty hunter, no
pun intended or maybe you know you know, actually kaya
I meant that pun on? Yeah, that's pretty good. I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
And also, if you're working at a pet store, especially
one that is allegedly this one seems to be reputable,
how about we lock up some of this stuff. They
shouldn't be able to lift a lid of a kennel
and pull a couple of puppies out and run out
the front door. You cannot be trusting people now, no
matter where they're back from, where their background is, where
they're from, you shouldn't have. You cannot trust people do better.
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Everybody's at fault at least a little bit and thankfully
that good Samaritan. I don't know if they'll get their
fifteen hundred dollars back, but I'm just glad that they
cared enough to bring the dog back where it came from.
It's ridiculous. I hate people sometimes. Well, don't you know,
Hemry Songer is going to take a quick break, But folks,
he'll be back.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
In fact, I think he's back.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Now, let's listen in