KM&H 10.23.23 Part 1

Pete's Dreamweaving Again, Parlay Pleasure And What? No More Meetings?

Episode Transcript

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Good morning, Going to get outof your way Carlson, Mackenzie and Heather
in the Morning. We let theshow take its natural pace. Sometimes are
funny fellas. MoMA so Tom KevinCurlson. He's weird. He's a nerd.
What the hell is wrong with you? Me? Mackenzie? Can we
or can we not? Swear?Sure? He's an inspiration to other slow

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adults. We should be able tolook at a little poor network, Heatherfore,
what is wrong with these people?Not recommended for women who are nursing,
pregnant or may become pregnant. Thisparty is about to get some meat,
and probably not that great for anyoneelse either. Carlson, Mackenzie and
Heather in the Morning. He ruinedpancakes. That's impressive. God, this
sucks. I just wanted to dosomething good this morning before alcohol class.

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Carlson, Mackenzie and Heather. Heis my friend. What did I do?
There's a certain understated stupidity. Ionly use it for medicinal purposes.
Free to be the new Cox.Did you wake up today feeling fraggle?
Were you in a beastly mood?Well, don't call the doctor just yet.

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You're suffering from calendar itis. Calendaritis, Uh, calendar itis. I
wonder what that means. I meanlike you're looking forward to the holidays and
stuff counting days. That kind ofwelcome to a Monday. We're all a
little groggy here, so welcome tothe party. My name is Pete McKenzie.

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He's probably saying, I've taken allof your CDs out at the local
library, and I've started the burdeninto my computer. Remember when we did
that. My daughter burned a tonof CDs. I remember making mixed tapes.
Yeah, cassette mixes. I spenthours and hour and probably days in

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oh five, Yeah, just takingmy whole CD collection that I had gotten
for you years from that buy tenCDs, get one hundred thousand for free
from Yeah. For days, Iwas burning it into my computer so I
could put it on my iPods.I was just talking about this with E

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Dubbs, who fills in once ina while on this show, and he
said when he was a kid,he was listening to jamming and he would
put a cassette in his boom boxand hit record. He'd edit himself,
added the music just he just wantedto hear the music. So he'd record
all the music right off the radioby hitting pause and record that all the

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time. Oh my god, youdidn't do that, peek, No,
oh, we did that. Notif you could do it where you could
get someone like us off of thesong you were handing out in the mixtape,
it was even better. But whenI listened back to my mixtapes,
it's all jocks talking of songs.That was the whole trick. Is you
had to You had to undo thatpause button right after the DJ stopped talking.

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You're just waiting for him to doso. We don't remember that.
We do it ourselves. There isa missing voice today. Kevin is out
one more day. He'll be backtomorrow, but we do welcome back on
this Monday, October twenty third,twenty twenty three to one, Heather four
he is, how do you keepit hot? How do I keep it
hot? You know? Du MaybeI don't know. I'm baffled, really,

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yeah, I'm baffled all the time. I mean, it just happens,
doesn't it keep it hot? Idon't know. Yeah, I don't
know either. Yeah, it justhappens. It's organic. Kenny Young,
our executive producer, would up,Hey, this is an experience that we're
having Communla, but that doesn't giveyou the permission to destroy someone else else's
experience simply for your own enjoyment.I will not destroy anyone's experience, No,

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Ken, I want to enhance it. Kenny, Kenny wears all the
hats again a feeling and for Kevinin that seat and doing the producer work.
Filled in fine for you last week. Heather doing the headline nice headlines,
Yes yes, and Kenny from whatI understand. Oh by the way,
five thirty five forty eight degrees.You can reach out to us on
the talkback feature on the iHeartRadio app. Leave us some talkbacks, Fat,

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We've got some already. We're goingto be playing a little later in the
show, so feel free to fillup that little library. Kenny had a
little incident on the way in thismorning. I did I did. I
feel like I walked through an episodeof the Twilight Zone. I brought a
banana in and as I made myway up to the front of the building,
I double checked that said banana wasfirmly in pocket. So somewhere between

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the two sets of front doors andmy studio here I lost the banana.
Now I retraced my steps and Iwent all the way back to the elevators,
and I was sitting there pushing thebutton waiting for the elevator I took
to come back up because maybe itfell out in the transition. Yeah,
And it was a series of waitingfor the doors. Then I realized it's

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just the same elevator. Can Ido my best Kevin imitation? You can't
have you checked your ass if itwas up there? I know it.
Yeah, I didn't see Did yousee a banana? No? No,
of course you got here a littlebit after me, so I haven't seen
the banana. It might still bein your car. Well, he said
it was checked on the walk up. You were banana like a roller quarters,

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like a rolla quarters, like amagic marker, like a phantom feeling
that you have like, oh,there's the banana. But it was a
highlighter all along. That's the missingfruit. So I don't know. Yeah,
it's just it's like a time warp. I just I lost some time
there. Maybe I was abducted byan alien and they took the banana.
Things you swear you have you thinkthey're there and they're not. I mean,

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yeah, like I said, Iretraced my steps all the way back
up to the lobby. Now,see, if we had other people on
the show, producers and such,maybe a social media person, that would
be a great bit. We couldsend them on the hunt for the banana.
But we're kind of short staff.Now. That brings up a good
question. If you yourself were cominginto a work here and you saw a
perfectly good banana sitting on the floor, would you take it? No?

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No, no, I mean,how do you know it's perfectly good?
Someone could have injected something into andyou just can't see. Yeah, if
I really love bananas, I mightrisk it. I mean, I eat
bananas, but I wouldn't pick.I'll eat them at work if I can
help it. I've brought them towork, but I don't do that.
What's funny. I have to breakthem, Heather, I do break them,
break them. When the wife camehome with the bunch a few days

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ago, three days ago, now, she came home with them, and
she proceeded to rinse them off inthe sink, and I said, what
are you doing? Yeah? Shegoes, uh, Well, you don't
know how were sitting there. Ifthey've been sprayed or whatever I go,
cours, I rinse all my fruit. I know it's a banana. I
go, it's already encased in itsown protective coating're thrown away the clean the

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skin. I don't know. Idon't. I've never seen anyone wash the
bananas you're doing. Take those things. I take the plastic wrap and I
wrapped the top of them to keepthem fresh. I've heard that, but
I don't wash them. I don'tsee why not. I don't don't either,
But I get it, you know, I don't see why not either.

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I'm not saying that the peel away, That's why I think it's weird.
Yeah, but you're putting something onthe counter that has been in a
store, sitting in a store.No one eats the outside right now,
monkeys, Like remember when I thinkof the outside of things, I think,
remember our last boss who made usall sit in his office that day
and he took out a bag ofpeanuts and he told us to eat it
with the shell what. Oh,yeah, I remember that they're salted the

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shells too. No, it wasuncomfortably good. It tasted great because it's
so salty. It's so salty,it's over salt you don't realize you but
because they boil them outsides and inso they're you know, boiled. It's
just I never would have thought ofit. Yeah, I'm going to think
about a banana peel. Yeah,I would like to go back to the

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banana for one moment. All right, let's just say you have a candle
lope or a watermelon. Do youwash that? No? You don't know
because my mouth is not coming intocontact with the You're taking a clean knife
because you're not biting a candle lopeor a watermelon, and you're you're dragging
that knife across the skin that's notwashed into the fruit. Okay, okay,

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so I'm still not going to wash, but I understand what you're saying.
Yeah, banana, we cut bananasin half. Sometimes we don't eat
a whole banana. Sometimes we'll cutit in half. So that's probably a
good idea to start washing a banana. I'm still not going to wash any
of them. I wash my bananaever, die. I understand like straw,
Like Bobby did one of his likeScience Fair projects about how to clean
fruit the outside of it with likeit's like salt and water and something,

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and then you watch all the crapcome off of it. Well, it
is, but it isn't when youdid it with strawberries, Holy crapes that
came off No. Gross, itwasn't even milk. It was sturdy.
Wow. Yeah, there's like bugsall over the fruit thinking I'm just raising
and that doesn't even help. Itdoesn't Wow. Okay, So I don't

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need that technique this morning. Ithink we learned nothing, learned anything.
I'm walking away from this break havinggain knowledge. We'll learn you something today,
all right, Heather, what isthe big story on this Monday?
I was sitting in a pizza placeyesterday with my oldest and my husband,
waiting to go to a band ornamentthing and I look up and the TV's

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playing the Pats game, and I'mlike, we're winning. When I turned
it on down there, I know, and then we weren't winning, and
then we did it, and thenwe went on Patriot like for a little
while. What were you guys doingall last week leading up to it?
Like was it going to be anannihilation? Like I didn't pay attention to
the news, So were you guysplaying up the fact that they were going

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to get their butts kicked or didyou think there was a ship. Well,
we thought the Buffalo Bills had someinjuries and they were. They weren't
one hundred percent, so they couldbe in this game. They could,
they could compete. They were.I thought the whole thing going up leading
up to your question that this isjust so patriot like to have such a
crappy season, then to go intothis game and just stun the Bills and

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mafia, you know, the Billsmafia, and then lose everything for the
rest of the season until they playthe Bills again. It blows. Stunned
them there, and those are theonly two wins they need because everybody hates
the Bills, gotta have the Jetstoo, Yet the Jets win. The
hate for the Jets is as muchanymore because they've stunk so hard. It's
Bill Belichick hate. Yes, exactly, it is exactly. And then you

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saw that he got a contract extension, and I was a shocker. I
heard that break yesterday morning from IanRapapo. Yeah, but it came before
the season started, right, Yes, that's the report. Yeah, that's
the report. It was a lotof regret. It was regret. I
guess that's the part of they said, why, so why is his contract
so secret compared to other Well,that's the question. Why did that information

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get out yesterday? Who released thatinformation? There's never been any information on
his contract. The last time therewas any information at all about his contract
was two thousand and seven. Wow, So why but no, not why
did he get out? But whydoes he keep that so secret? That's
his thing? They asked him thatat the podium yesterday. I don't talk
about my contract. I don't talkabout my contract. Wow. Good for

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him. Yeah, I talk aboutthe bills in next week Miami. Does
he get paid more than any othercoach? Oh? God, yeah,
I bet he is. Thank yous? He double digit millions? Like he's
like, he's probably ten to fifteenmillion, maybe more. I don't know
that, right, Yeah, thatsounds about right, because in seven wasn't
it like six or seven million ayear? I think so all the way

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back then, I think so sixteenyears ago. Wow. So he'll be
around a while. Yeah, youwill. Zelex weather, whether they win
or lose, cloudy with breaks ofsun, highs around sixties, sun and
clouds in the sixties. Tomorrow fortyeight degrees in Boston. I'm Heather Ford
on a one hundred point seven willuse the LX. It's Boston's classic one

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hundred points of the busy Lex lasers. You want wait oka lasers. Wait
for the lasers. It's five fortysix h they're five thirty club members,
forty eight degrees out there. You'regoing to have a cloudy day with some
breaks of Sambie Breezy high round sixtyand then partly cloudy tonight Lozel dip down
into the forties. So I wrotesome notes down on my phone when I

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got up this morning because I hadanother I had a dream another Pete is
So it's a radio related dream,Heather, you weren't in it. That's
Kenny. You weren't it. Kevinwasn't even in it. Oh, which

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go around here? Was in yourradio dream. You'll be disappointed to know,
Heather, that our old producer Jeremywas in ith. Yeah. And
Jeremy, by the way, lookeda lot like Drew for whatever reason.
It wasn't Drew. Well, theydo not look anything alike, I know.
And Drew is filling in on theclash today. Oh, and they
do not act anything alike. Right. So he comes down from Beez Drew

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is a news guy down at BeezyRadio. And he's got red, reddish
hair tied back and a beard.And that's what Jeremy kind of looked like
he had. He had a manbun, and you know, I know,
right, So I don't know why. And so he introduced no.
I introduced him to a listener.We're at a crowded event. I introduced

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him to a listener. This listenerjust would not stop pestering. You know,
we don't mind when you come upand say hello. When we're an
event, we're kind of busy,we're doing stuff. Yeah, and then
you but then when you hang outfor fifteen to twenty minutes, got a
million questions. We got to kindof get back to work. That's kind
of situation. We just got totalk to everybody. Yeah, we got

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to work a way around. Butagain, being in being in radio or
anything like this, where you tellpeople about your lives, when you go
to events, you're an amnesia patientbecause you don't know anything about them,
but they know everything about you.They do. And that's how I describe
going to events. It's like youor you have amnesia. Everybody remembers your
life. You remember nothing about them. So there's a lot of talking because

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they have a lot to they remembera lot, and you're happy about that.
So I introduced this listener who hadintroduced himself to me as Parrot.
What his name was? His namewas Parro. Didn't we meet someone who
was a bird name once? Didwe? I don't know. I feel

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like they gave us feathers. Ifeel like I've left a lot of events
where a guy gave me something,feathers, something. Yes, that was
a guy with a bird name,right. Did you ever leave an event,
Kenny with feathers? I? Yeah, that guy was very spiritual.
He was int voodoo. It wasspiritual, like Pete saying, I know,

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swoodoo, spiritual, but different kindof Yeah. It was peaceful,
Yeah, it was real nice.We walked away with feathers. Yeah,
yeah, which we were wondering.Yes, taped to my headboard. I'm
a forty seven year old woman whowalks around a house with a garbage bag
throwing away whatever. I find thatpeople don't put away, no chiding,
right, and then you're separating.I do that too. I go upstairs

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with my wife. She'll throw inher bottles of whatever into the trash and
you're separating, and I separate.I'm throwing out their stuff. If you
keep it down on the floor andyou like it, it's gone. Right.
Yeah, So anyway, I justI mentioned to Jeremy, guess this
guy's name is a parrot or pigeon. I don't know why I did that.
A Jeremy guest, Jeremy guest parrot. And that was it. And

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then then you woke up. Thatwas it. Yeah, it was weird.
But the fact that Jeremy kind oflooked like Drew, the fact that
a producer we had almost twenty yearsago is still in your dreams. No,
right, I've run into him inparking lots before. Yeah, I
ran into him at the Natick Mallonce, just quick, you know,
he kept it short, quick pass. But I don't even know what he's

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doing right now. I still livinga podcast. A podcast he does.
Yeah, it's like a it's likea right wing leaning podcast. Is it
successful? I don't know. Okay, I don't even know that I've listened.
I think, yeah, I meanhe's good on the radio. Yeah,
right, he's he he's great.So yeah, I don't know.
All our producers have been successful.Look at Kenny. Wow, Kenny,

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it's the job he never wanted.Sorry, blacked out there versa. And
I'm still thinking about my banana.Yeah, what am I going to eat
today? What am I going to? Forty? If you want it,
let's put on a long song here, we'll go on a banana huntana sounds
like a really bad porn Where's mybanana? Hammock five fifty two forty eight

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degrees at w z l A Boston'sclassic rock one hundred point seven w z
l X. Maybe you should tellme when the song's coming to an end,
Kenny, because I'm sitting over heresleeping six six forty eight degrees Cross
Mackenzie and Heather Kenny Young. Ourproducer Kevin will be back tomorrow. I
thought you saw Heather and I putour headphones on, honestly, so you

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do that, like two minutes ago, turned the mics on. That kills
the speakers. So a good weekendall and off for New England with the
Patriots. Oh and by the way, the Bruins too, taking they're five
and oh they won again last nightthree to one. Patra By the way,
Matt patru But I've been telling youabout number fifty one. Yeah,
two goals last night. Are youkidding? Oh yeah, Kid's fantastic.

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He's nineteen, nineteen years old.Yeah, start to stay up and watch
the Saturday night game. I'm sorry, I got to stay up Saturday night
and watch the Kings game. ThisWest Coast trip. I haven't seen a
game. Yeah, couldn't watch lastnight. Couldn't watch on Thursday when we
played the Sharks. Yeah, justbecause it was a late game last night
was reasonable. But still, youknow, eight thirty, so the Patriots

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Hall of Fame ceremony had to bemoved indoors under a tent whatever. Well,
it was poor. It wasn't evenjust like like a little bit of
rain. It was like Noah's Arkkind of rain. It was crazy.
We got to noon, I thinkor one o'clock in Metro s before the
sky's opened for the rest of theday. So I did a little bit
of yard work on Saturday morning.But yeah, it was they had to

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move that thing inside. So BillBelichick, this is really weird because last
week he was a dick on themicrophone right after the their fifth loss of
the season. Was he was justbrief abbreviated try to move the mic again
or no this week? No,I'm talking about last last Sunday. He

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did move the mic again, Yes, he did this week, two weeks
in a row he moved the micsomething, and then the word of the
contract comes out. He's jovial.There's did you get a girlfriend? Joking
around? I wonder if we gotor maybe that that's possible? Right?
Wow? Is it that obvious withsomeone who's that powerful just getting laid and

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make you happy? Where did thehis pipes cleaned up? The dude's turned
on it? Okay? So herehe is on Saturday, introducing Dante Scarnaki,
who's going into the Patriots All ofFame right, telling the story the
scar, yelling at Big Cat.But he's looking straight up at him like
this, that's Big Cat. Youdon't use our techniques. That's why you're

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not doing this right. You're nothaving any success because you keep doing it
your way, and your way isnot working. So you better start doing
our way or you're never going tobe anything. He's looking straight up in
the air. He's a rat contour. There's you know, he's saying,
he's so animated. What he's likein real life? Well apparently and Big

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Cat's looking straight down at him,and I'm thinking, like, any second
now, big Cat's just gonna smilinggood comic time. Yes, yes uh.
And then you know, we'll talkabout his work at the podium after
yesterday's win a little bit later.But then Dante Scarnakia gets up to the

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potent. By the way, Ididn't realize Dante Scarnakia was in an assistant
head coach for Belichick. I didn'tknow that. Thirteen years he was he
held the title of this. Noone told anyone that even Scarnakia didn't know
it right, he wouldn't give himtoo many titles. Thank you to the
many players I had the privilege tocoach special teams, tight ends, defense

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for four years and offensive line.Thank you for being attend to Thank you
for buying in. He was brilliant. He was b Thank you for buying
in, buying Thank you for drinkingthe kool aid. Yes, I mean
it, those the unspoken words hejust said the silent part out loud.
Yes he did. He did.And of course, the Tennessee Titans were
off this week and they had abye week so Mike Vrabel could be in

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the house. Is that why theyscheduled it for now. I probably that
probably had something to do that deservinginduction, Kenny, don't you think.
I think so as well, MikeRabel. And he's also a great,
great pass catcher in the end zone. That's all he caught. Right,
we're touchdown, Pa. Because anytimethat you're associated with a Hall of fame,

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with an organization that has the trophiesthat this one has behind it,
I don't think you take it verylightly. And again I just remind everybody,
don't take what you have for granted, especially what we had here.
See, it's almost like he's sendinga message to Pats fans to be like,
hey, don't you know, don'tturn your back on this team now
think you know, remember what theydid for you? Well, it's we're

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typical New England fans. What haveyou done for me lately? That's that's
just the way we have. It'sa fan base in general, even when
your team, even though, likewhen you talk about Cleveland, you're like,
we don't have high expectations, butbut you do. You you do
want them to win, and thenyou're mad at them when they don't.
I mean that's the way sports works. And then you never go away as

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a fan. You don't. You'vedone for me lately, but it's still
everybody has that. Everybody's all right, Heather, what's coming up? Well?
Were they're looking for? What Ifeel like is an unlikely criminal in
the sense that they're driving a veryfancy car. Did you see, uh,
what kind of cars he driving?Well, BMW's and it's two criminals.
There are two criminals and BMW's overthe weekend. Why bro, I

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know people who can't park? Whatdo they need to be criminals for?
They have BMW two very different reasonsby the way. All right, six
eleven forty eight degrees at Boston's ClassicGround from a Planet Fitness, WCLX Studios.
Now, thanks for making us partof your morning. Great story one

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seven WCLX, Boston, I meanoff air, we're talking about this John
Stamos Tony danzas story about how JohnStamos's girlfriend Terry Copley, who I don't
recognize it right off the bat wascheating on him with Tony Danza And then
I look at closer at the storyand he said he went to Copley's guest
house, found the actress to sleepin bed with a man he didn't recognize

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who had quote, ripped abs.Did you ever think of Tony Danza as
a man who had ripped as Iwas. I felt like he was in
good shape, yeah, but notripped abs then and then Stamos is like,
I'm gonna go back there and kickhis ass and he goes, and
I thought about his abs, andI'm like, maybe not. But you
said Danze was a boxer. Yeah, so it's probably a good thing you

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didn't go back in there because Danzaalso had some years on SteamOS at that
point. Yeah, I mean,Danza's in his seventies now, right,
it's gotta be Terry Coppley's sixty twoAmerican actress, known for a role on
the NBC syndicated telling You We GotIt Made, which I never saw.
No, is that something Tony Danzewas on seventy two? Well, I
mean, SteamOS is probably in hissixties at this point. I'm surprised Stamos

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didn't describe as a guy who talksstupid. Well, he didn't say any
words. He was sleeping with hisgirlfriend. Do you know I just googled
Tony Danza to find out how oldhe was, and the First, the
first article is this story. It'sthe biggest story, including Tony Danza right
now then and bypassing all of theimportant stories of the day, we just
talked about the Pats and they oneand now there's two BMW stories wandering around

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the Boston newsrooms. One is thisguy from Gardner who everybody's looking for because
he's a criminal. There's well theydon't know yet, but there's a woman
who's deceased who might be his wife. I'm assuming they're in there. He's
a suspect. They're in their thirties. They're looking for this guy. He's
six to one hundred and seventy five, blonde hair, blue eyes, driving

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around in a twenty thirteen BMW threetwenty series plate eight A three zero.
And they're saying he's an Air Forceveteran. He's the bully in every eighties
teen comedy. He sure looks likeYeah, put glasses on him. He
looks like Dahmer to me, ahandsome Dahmer, really bit just because of
their hair. Yeah, I throwglasses on that face and you think that's

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a Domit. It's a face that'sinteresting. Yeah, I mean, I
guess Domer in a different situation,you know, not sexually assaulting young boys
and eating bodies correct could have beennormal. Yes, So Aaron Pennington is
this thirty three year old that they'relooking for. So there's that story.
The other story is, I'll justturn yourself in here. Just don't hurt

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anybody else if you've you know,hurt someone to begin with. They said
he's armed and dangerous is what they'relooking for. The other thing is there
is a guy wandering around in aBMW who is exposing himself to women all
over Boston and he's known as alike a level five or something something like
they knew he was gonna he wasgonna be a repeat offender. But you

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just get out of his car andjust expose himself at eleven in the morning
to women in Dorchester and other placesaround Boston. Like just I've had people
expose themselves and I and I justwalk away. It didn't feel I mean,
it felt wrong and dangerous, butnot like they were going to assault
me. But I can't even imaginejust walking down the street. I don't

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know if I have a higher tolerancefor crazy. Yeah, that is that
relegated to men, men or thepeople guys, they're the people that expose
themselves. Right. Women don't dothat, do they. I mean they
might never remember any case I've heardabout public exposures. When we do,
we get beads. It's not awoman. Yeah, but that's okay,
Orley, you're expecting it, right, Yeah. No, So he's just

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shown as wiener to women in themiddle of the day, Like what do
you get out of that? Doyou do that? Look at their faces
and then take that back to yourhouse to do things to your body?
Like what what it was? Idon't do it? What's the immediate I
know we're having it around table.Well, because we're white table discussion,

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we're not sociopaths. It's hard forus to understand table in front of us.
Is this white whatever? This thingis? What? Like I'm embarrassed
to have my shirt off in public. Let alone tell me about it.
Pull down my pants. But I'mjust wondering, like do they take what
my expression or the fact that youthink if you take that home, you've

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got my face in there, soyou can I'll be like, ooh,
I see what you're giving me here, Let's go for it. Might be
a little bit of both, likewhat's fantasy part of that? Yeah,
maybe it's the shock factor. Theylike they get off on the fact that
you're disturbed by it. That's whatI mean. Is it that? Or
do they take it back to theirhouse and in their fantasy I acquiesce like
I have no idea. Yeah,I don't know. And then and then

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is it a gateway to becoming asexual assault? It might be persan I'm
assuming those there's one thing, butsexual assaults another. Right, It's like
kids that could animals and then theyturned out to be SERIALI we went full
circle to Dahmer there, congratulations,didn't he didn't he? Torture animals started
great x lex weather cloudy with breaksof sun, highs around sixties, son

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and clouds and sixties tomorrow. Bythe way, this weekend, if we're
going to talk about it and itdoesn't get screwed up, looks like it
might be the first double day sunnyweekend we've had since twenty nineteen. No,
I'm just kidding, you know whatit feels that way, setting us
up for a feel good Friday.Already forty eight degrees in Boston. I'm

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heather forward on one hundred point sevendouble UZLX Carlson Mackenzie and Heather Kenny Jung.
Our producer Kevin will be returning tomorrowsix thirty three. It's forty eight
degrees. So, Heather, youyou were around when I started the Ohio
Fat Farm contest. I think right, we were starting at that weekend.
Oh yeah, yeah, I rememberyou talking about it. Yeah. So
I think your son in law isa part of it, yes, and

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your is your brother brother in law, Oh, brother in law and then
his brother in law. It startedbecause of the wedding. Yes, yeah,
we're all around the table smoking cigarsfor the wedding and decided we're going
to drop some pounds before Thanksgiving andwe'll do it for thirty nine days.
We'll do a weight loss program.Yeah. So the week one numbers are

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in and who the person that's leadingwas completely silent on the text thread.
So there's a lot of back andforth going on last week about getting started,
what they're eating, how they didn'tsay anything. They said nothing.
Do we know this person? Oh? Who is it? Yes, it
is my son in law. Allbusiness. Well he's an all business person,

(29:37):
but with a good sense of humor. He is, right, wouldn't
you describe him that way. Hesent He sent me a video yesterday.
He got one of those water sawsto cut tile. Yeah, because he's
a candle maker. Yes, awet saw he bought when he found one
on He sent me a video.He sits on the floor because it sprays
water everywhere. He sits on thefloor in the garage and aims it out

(29:59):
into the veway because otherwise it wouldbe everywhere. He's sitting on the floor
reaching across the blade to turn iton and off. I'm like, don't
don't do that, dude. That'show my dad almost lost three fingers reaching.
So people have lost fingers, cannotreach across a blade that's spinning at
those RPMs. You're gonna just takea hand off. It's just stupid.

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You're gonna lose more weight just I'mlosing a hand. Maybe that's his plan.
Maybe. So Yeah, he iscurrently in the lead with five percent
of his weight loss in the firstweek. So here here's what I'm doing.
I'm doing percentage. Yeah, Iknow, right, does he wets
more than you? Wow? I'mkeeping those yeah, because we have three

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women involved in the weight loss.The weight off, I'm keeping the weight
off the thread. But he doesweigh more than you, right, Uh
no, no, oh no,how tall is shorter than me? That's
what I thought. He doesn't looklike a tall guy, like a big
guy. I'm six foot, he'sprobably five I want to say, five
ten, maybe five eleven. Buthe's just a little shorter than me.

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So I'm currently in fourth place.So here's here's the I love having women
being involved in it, but they'remaintenance. The three women are maintenance.
Why in that they don't want toshare any information. Oh they're like their
weight, So yeah, I getthat. But so they should have the
separate they should have their own fatfarm. They should they should be going

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I'm sorry, do we know anyof the women? Yeah, my wife,
my new sister in law, andmy niece. Oh yeah, and
so it's Ally's actually the best.How much weight can your wife, who
weighs one hundred and five pounds actuallylose? Surprised how much weight she can
lose? Yeah, you'd be surprised, Like she's throwing the curve off,

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you know. So she was downactually one point six percent of her body
with oh wow, right, soyeah, we're off to a good start.
We've lost a total of forty threepoint one pounds. Curle it.
Now, do you stop going outto eat when something like this happens?
Scene as though you're both in it. We went out Friday night, okay,

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and we went to, uh,what's the restaurant in framing him?
There? The new tavern in thesquare Buckley House? Oh the Buckley Buckley
Okay, yeah, right, Garson, you just did so. We both
ordered fish tacos, right, onlythey're so good there too. We only

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ate two of them each where theygrilled or fried. But then I went
to they were fried, no Frenchfrizough right. But then I went to
the Eagle, my new club inFramingham, had some drinks. I had
four shipyard pumpkin ales with the sugaron the rim. Oh that was the
setback. Yeah, but still youneeded a you needed a reset. You

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did really well and then you neededsomething to feel good about and then you
go back to you're eating. Well, it's true, but you gotta be
strategic about it. You got todo that strategy. Strategy, you do
that after the weigh in, ohsomething like that. That way you have
all week to lose it. Right, Yeah, that was your cheat day
guys like, come on long walkstogether. Do you exercise together? The
first week we have done no exerciseother than yard work. Yeah, well

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it's exercise, but I yeah,like I canceled golf and I'm not going
to play golf today because i gottaget on the bike and start sweating.
Oh exercise, Yeah, the exercise. Yeah, not the electric bike because
there's no exercise there. Wow.Yeah, I gotta get I gotta break
a sweat. It's only we're gonnalose. You guys are gonna feel great
going into Thanksgiving. Even if youlose, You're gonna be like, I'm
so thin, I'm gonna eat allthis turkey. They're all the stuff in.

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That's right. I want to fitin my ugly Christmas six thirty eight
forty eight degrees at Boston's Classic CarsThe Lex Carlson Mackenzie Heather is back,
Kenny Young, our producer Kevin willbe back tomorrow. So yeah. I
mentioned the text nice job on theb parlay this weekend. I was on
it. Sweet We mentioned it atthe end of the show on Friday,

(34:06):
Kenny Together a little Boston parley that, by the way, included the Boston
College Eagles. Yes, it did, which I could not add to the
parlay because you can't bet on localcollege teams in Massachusetts. Yeah, and
of course they won, so itwould have been an even beefier parley.
So, Kenny, you remember thefirst gentleman to congratulate us, hold on,

(34:30):
Hello to three quarters of the bestmorning show in Boston. And the
stands and congratulations are in order thatyou hit your to fourteen parlay. Please
tell me that you did not includeKevin in this. Everybody, thank you.

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Yes, we did not include Kevinon this one. He wasn't around.
He had to be here. Hey, Heather couldn't be included? Did
you include my team? We havethe revs? Oh good, because that
worked out well, that worked outPats plus seven and a half and Boston
Bruins went over the Kings on Saturdaynight. Kenny, I present you with
your ten dollars investment Perturn. There'sa little envelope for you. It should

(35:16):
be good. It's in an officialmedia because he took it off of the
printer. Well, remember Heather,we took the points. Oh that's really
nice. Yeah, thank you.Sure that will be lower? Oh lower
lower? Now before I say anything, do I owe you money for anything?
Now? Did you already take itout of this? Would you win?

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Kenny? Okay? What did Iwin? Two twenties three twenty sixty
bucks? I will tell you this. I did the same parlay without anybody
else. It was just me twentydollars yeah, on the revs on the
Bruins last night against the Ducks.Yeah, and the Patriots to win in

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Oh what you mean twenty dollars paidthree to zero six. Nice? Just
sweat out the rev scheme. No, I know, right? Wow?
Yeah, that's nice. Take allright. So I'll have another parlay for
you at the end of the week. I'm sure Boston play. Just remember
though, no college football locally notallowed. Right six fifty one forty eight

(36:22):
degrees in Boston. It's your homefor the most commercial free music in Boston.
One hundred point seven w Zlex CarlsonMackenzie and Heather Kenny Young our producer.
So we're gonna have some clowns aroundtoday, maybe some breaks of sun.
It'll be breezy, highs around sixty. I know I'm feeling foggy today
because I thought you just said there'sgonna be a few clowns around clowns.
Well, it is is the season. Remember when there was clown hysteria and

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there would just be like clowns everywhere. I missed it last week, Heather,
there's a did I we had aheadline story a Scottish clown. Have
you heard about the Scottish clowning scottterrorizing a small village and startering people,
just terrorizing no, like anywise.Yeah, he's trying to cause fear and
invoke a response, and so he'son Facebook posting videos begging the police to

(37:07):
catch him. But he's Scottish.Imagine the Scottish air. Have you guys
watched or heard about the I hadto look it up because I've read about
it and seen things. But terrifier, the terrifier clown movies, No,
I don't watch any I don't watchspooky horror movies. Don't don't watch it.
No, especially if you don't likelike scary scary stuff. This guy

(37:30):
murders. The murders in these moviesand that's the clown terrify are more horrifying
than any other movie out there.Like, apparently these are the movies that
make you you just never sleep again. Oh yeah, terrifying. That's like
a challenge. That's like a hotsauce challenge. Heather, you like,
people are going to run to that. People love stuff like this. Already

(37:51):
know about terrifier. But he's aclown. So the Scottish clown wasn't like
that. He was hearing people showingup. Yeah, yeah, that's what
he's doing. Well for those ofyou that are like us in this room,
meetings, I think we've all beento one too many, if not
ten too many. And I findthe older I get and the more meetings

(38:13):
that I have to attend, Isit back and say, couldn't this have
been an email? Yeah? Youknow what I mean? Now? They
seem like a time suck right onmany occasions. Well, thankfully, due
to artificial intelligence, there's a newchat GPT assistant that Microsoft has developed and
has been piloting program and now it'sgoing to become available to all of us

(38:34):
starting on November first. Get aload of this Microsoft three to sixty five
copilot. They can summarize meetings throughteams for anyone who chooses not to attend,
So listen to what it does.It will actually encapsulate all the audio
from the meeting. It can draftemails, create word documents, spreadsheet graphics,
and PowerPoint presentations to preserve what tookplace in the meeting, what happened.

(38:58):
Thus, you don't have to goto the meeting. But what about
the parts of the meetings that arethe BS parts like the like the first
ten minutes or the middle part wheresomeone asked a stupid question. It'll make
notes of that. Oh so you'regoing to read about all the ridiculousness too,
Yes, you will. Yeah,they could get rid of that part.
That would be great. Yeah,right, Well, I don't think
this would work with our general managerthough, because presidence is a factor,

(39:22):
right with Alan, you know,in person being there, even if it's
a team meeting. Yeah, Microsoftteams. Yeah, that's one of the
concerns. Another one is that businessescould get too reliant on AI powered assistants.
Yeah. Thus, you know,you're you know, checking in for
work and you've got you know,hopefully and even scarier, what would happen

(39:46):
if we had I don't know,like Pete turns into an AI robot kid
listening it wrong about robots way back, and they're not going to sound like
that. They're just going to soundlike us, robop much Robob from a
Planet Fitness WCLX Studios. Now,thanks for making that part of your morning.

(40:13):
Great story on one point seven WCLXBoston. So, what was the
bigger story yesterday that the Pats beatthe Bills or that Belichick before the season
started? Was the Ian Rappaport cameout signed a lucrative contract extensions. It
was huge news. This came outSunday morning. Will he be the longest

(40:36):
serve if he if he rides outthis whatever this extension is, because I
didn't see anything about the amount ofyears, did you know, Well,
you're not going to find out anythingabout the amount of years or the amount
of money, right, So willhe be the longest serving head coach of
Is he already of an NFL teamof the same scene? Good question.
There were some you know, theGeorge Hallises, the Tom Landry's, the

(40:57):
Chuck Knowles. I don't know howlong they were. Hank Stram current,
he's got the current active record,right, Oh, yeah, of course
he's twenty three years at this point, right, So, I mean it's
probably close. It's gotta be.It's just crazy, like he's close to
the record for wins with number yeahand then top three. We walked into

(41:19):
a pizza shop in Walpole. Iwish I remember the name because it was
they were super great. But Ilooked at their big TV and I was
like, we're winning like it wasnothing, and I walked away. I
just sat down. I started watchingwhat is happening? And even as I
was watching for that thirty or thirtyfive minutes, not like the Bills did

(41:39):
anything impressive as I was watching,So I was like, what what is
going on? It's like bizarro world? Because when I left work a week
ago, Uh, I don't knowwho they played last week, but it
wasn't nothing. Nothing was looked.Did they win? No? No,
nothing was looking good. Right,So I ignored the news for a week,
even in the fourth quarter, andthe Bills had a fourth quarter comeback

(42:00):
with seven minutes ago we were downeleven. Yeah, you know, seven
minutes ago the Bills scored unanswered pointsand we lost the lead. Yeah,
So you can sketch you there fora little bit. Give him back a
little bit of credit. He hada good game yesterday. Yeah. I
mean I've always had Max back,though I don't think he's a super Bowl
caliber quarterback, but he's a damngood NFL quarter and he was. You

(42:22):
know, we've talked about him playingscared and not having that clutch gene.
Well he had that yesterday. Becausehe had that, he broke his He
totally did absolutely on a comeback win. That's got to give him some confidence.
And the offensive line actually started toblock for him, which was nice.
Well that's very Isn't that the mostimportant part that they started to those
He was still under duress yesterday?Oh I'm sure so you so? You

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so the week before I left Belichickand moved to microphone out of the way,
Yes, yeah, and then hedid it again last week he did.
So did anybody mention that as hedid it, like why are you
moving that again? I think Shawnessydid, right, And yeah they did
to his face, not I meanas it was happening, like, hey,
coach, can you not move thatmicrophone two weeks in a row?

(43:05):
Was it the NFL microphone again?It was? Jeezus, Yeah, I
don't know. I don't think anybody'sasking him, so he's someone needs to
ask him. And then the nextthing is, so they won this week
and you said he didn't move themicrophone, and so next week if they
lose, will he move? Isthat what he's going to do? Is
that his move on a loss?Like does he move that microphone out on

(43:27):
a loss? That's possible frustration.I mean, you played a little bit
of him at the induction ceremony forthe Hall of Fame, Pats Hall of
Fame, and I didn't even recognizehis right And then that made that way
again. I think he's got anew girlfriend that begs the question that could
be his son imitates his baby voice. Does his son also have a high

(43:52):
pitched, tappy voice. It probablydoes, He probably does. Whole thing
is just I don't know what wasmore surprising than the fact that Mac did
lead that fourth quarter comeback down inthe final minute of the game to score
a touchdown, or the fact thatafter the game, Belichick was cracking one
liners like a stand up comic.Listen to this schedule, A lot of
softball out there for me, orsomething I hit a single like I don't

(44:14):
need to hit out a part.Who is this man? It's at the
podium asking why did you know whydidn't you have to burn a time out
to go for the field goal?You know, that, so it was
kind of he's calling him out onthat, which is funny. Yeah,
that was you know, that couldhave been costly. Obviously, we that
was a mistake. You know onour part. I'd say, you know,

(44:37):
I probably just think about taking thedelay penalty and kick it. But
I've got way the bottoms. Thosekicks were hard. I mean, I
don't know, some fifteen yard line, but you know, you back it
up and I hear, you know, who is this guy? Now here
is something your old men get thatexcited over. Sex still got to the
bottom of it. I am,Yeah, he's going to compare Buffalo kickers

(45:00):
in that field goal. Listen tothis chatty one liner blew a timeout on
it. But thank you, thankfor reminding that. I appreciate that,
you know, bad bad coaching,bad management. But yeah, normally that
would kind of be a timeout thing. But based on the way it was,
it was, I mean, thatwas a you know, it was
a good kicks. You had madea forty nine yarder and then you know,
you saw what happened on Basses fieldgoal. I mean it looked like,

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you know, one of my fiveirons. But straight there, right,
straight right, it's a tough windout there today. I don't remember
ever, I don't care when theywere good, bad, wins, losses.
Never remember him speaking like that atthe podium. Between that, between
that and the day before at thatinduction start, I can't who is this

(45:44):
man? He is getting late.He got a new girlfriend. That's it's
gotta be wow, gotta be it. I mean, what else could it
be. I can't even come upwith anything that the contract news came out,
Yeah, but he got that beforethe season started. But everybody was
calling for his head in the lastthree weeks, right, I mean all
the major sports people in town werecalling for his head well then, and

(46:07):
that made sense for them. Heain't going anywhere, No, and he's
getting laid Wow, it's just alot zlex weather Clouds. He's winning again,
yeah once. They've had two winsthis year. But they have the
best best division record in the AFCEast. They're two and one. Are
you kidding? They're two and onein the division. Jets and Bills down,

(46:28):
it's gonna take care of Miami.On my god, cloudy with the
breaks the sun and hides around sixtytoday, sun and clouds and sixties tomorrow
and by the way, if youwant some more good news, Apparently this
upcoming weekend looks spectacular so far,might be the only Saturday Sunday, and
it's like seventies, right, it'slike some sort of warm temperatures that we've

(46:50):
had since the beginning of August.So yeah, yeah, right. Maybe
those leaves will fall off before asnow happens, though, and we don't
lose all of our trees. Wedon't want arborgeddon because if we get a
big snow and all these trees haveleaves on them, they're all gonna break
off. It happened in Buffalo andO six Okay, well that no,
No, we're going to be inthe seventies, sixties and seventies for the
next two weeks. These things needto fall off ten days anyway. Snow

(47:15):
can happen at any point on Novemberhits a warm days of cold nights.
You'll get those leaves done. Yeah, thank you. Forty eight degrees in
Boston. I'm Heather Forward on aone hundred point seven w z X