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Good morning, going to get outof your way, Carlson, Mackenzie and
Heather in the Morning. We letthe show take its natural pace. Sometimes
are funny fellas. MoMA so TomKevin Curlson. He's weird, He's a
nerd. What the hell is wrongwith you? Mackenzie? Can we or
can we not? Swear? Sure? He's an inspiration to other slow adults.
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We should be able to look ata little porn network, Heatherfore,
what is wrong with these people?Not recommended for women who are nursing,
pregnant or may become pregnant. Thisparty is about to get some meat and
probably not that great for anyone elseeither. Carlson, Mackenzie and Heather in
the Morning. You ruined pancakes.That's impressive. God, this sucks.
I just wanted to do something goodthis morning before alcohol class, Carlson,
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Mackenzie and Heather is my friends,what I do? There's a certain understated
stupidity one I only use it formagicinal purposes. Freaking out spitz X.
What a way to open the show? So good? Yes, that was
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fantastic. All right, let's seewhat the judges have to say. Yeah,
along to a Tuesday and is thetwenty fourth of October twenty twenty three.
What's your best friends on the radio? Hi, my name's Kevin.
Ladies Gently, it's skiddy Murder,Murder Murder. You like that was your
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walk up music? Can get outof the car and walk up to the
building. Yeah, we're out ofthe shower. P McKenzie. I pead
love that one. It's been awhile. Hi there, Heather four.
Good morning. Hey guys. I'mstill trying to figure out what the we're
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talking about. You're talking about rightnow. It's Kenny Young, our executive.
Good. Oh, he's so beautiful. What do we name him?
Well, maybe we should nave himKendy. Yes, Kenny, such a
great name, My little Kenny.Probably I'm not a little anything. Six
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nine three one one double O sevenI number five thirty coos members. Hi
there, how you doing? Checkinvia the text line wz lex and your
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three forty six degrees in metoid.You're going to see me in quite a
few of these car heart shirts.I went to a store, the cart
store. Yeah, I was similarto Ocean State job Lot. It in
Connecticut. It's in Ohio. It'scalled Games. I just got back from
the Great State of Ohio. Andso they had irregular car hard shirts for
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under ten dollars. Is that whythe sleeves are like leg openings runs longer
than the sleeve shirt? No dreamsall the way down here. It's like
there's like sleeve of wisdomsular legs openinga wizards sleep. Some were six dollars
and some were ten. I thoughtit's time to spruce something my work wardrobe,
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so I bought about ten shirts.They're irregular, so they say car
hurt. So yeah, So whenyou wear that, do you feel like
people look at you and think that'sa working man. He's a yeah,
he works with his hands, right, he just put in a foot Thinking
that the neck opening on that shirtlooks weirdles, They look at me and
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say, just he must have justpoorted some man. What's the water to
cement ratio? You know, theonly time that guy's working with his hands
is in the bathroom before my nowright right every day girl? Oh yes,
indeed. So it's like, yeah, I just got back from Ohio.
Went I went to you know whereI grew up. Pete knows.
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Pete grew up in Ohio as well. We grew up very close to each
other. And so I noticed aton of car wash. Talking to Kenny
this morning, I asked, howis your trip takeaway? Well, first
of all, the pizza Hut isnow a Mexican restaurant, which was sad.
Of course, many years ago thekmart went out of business in Stowe.
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Grew up in Stowe, Ohio,And so that's a hobby lobby,
which ain't bad. I like hobbylobby. Think we have one of those
Patriot place now. But but thecar washes are everywhere, like they're real,
they're nice, but they're like everymile you know. So anyway,
but you haven't been to Buffalo recentlythen, because that was like basically wash.
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Oh yeah, yeah, I lovecar washer. I love putting in
these car washes, so Kenny,I did. And on my drive to
Ohio, I did watch a documentarywhile driving on Netflix. It's called The
Devil on Trial. I feel likea good documentary. Yes, it's about
a family in Connecticut possessed by thedevil. Sound fun. There was a
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murder and they tried to use thedemonic possession as a defense. And because
in England it worked, it's workedmultiple times. You get people off of
people crimes. So in the inthe dan Berry area, it's a story
of about a family in Connecticut thatjesus a little boy. He goes to
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visit his sister. Sister just movedinto this house. A little boy goes
upstairs, you know, in thebedroom they just moved in. If that
freaking devil isn't in that flipping roomthere, jumps right into him. A
little little boy running around all likeDamian the Olden. Before you know,
he's swearing to his mother, callinghis mom the sea word. Yeah,
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I had to do everything your kidsdon't say that to you, boy boy.
And then they recorded it, youknow. All right. So anyways,
anyway, made an old priest.Still looking for a good uh you
know, for for Halloween month,if you're looking for a decent uh you
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know, documentary. But it's onthe scary side. It's called The Devil
on Trial, all right. HeatherWhat's what's happening here today? We're not
going to address the super fog inLouisiana, which I didn't quite understand.
What was dead, five injured.Yeah, I'm in the all the cars
on fire, I don't I don'tunderstand what super fog is. Do they
not get fog? There? They'renear water. There, someone go over
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like a like a bridge. Therewas like on a bridge. Of all
the places, it was a lotof weirdness. I mean when you look
at the pictures, it's just burnedout vehicles. Yeah, it looks apocalyptic,
it really does. Uh. No, we're going to talk about the
one car that was found of thethey were looking for yesterday. Oh they
I thought I saw getting told.Yeah, they found the car like almost
near his home, his wife inthe face, accused of shooting his wife
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in the face. And now it'sfront of his kids, right, four
children, oldest nine. He walkedover to a neighbor's house after he left.
Yeah, and there and he's Mormon. I don't know if she was.
I'm assuming she. I could seeI could tell that he We were
talking about how he looked like KenBarbie doll. He looked like a Barbie
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Doll. But now everybody's coming outand saying things like he had mental issues,
and you know, like, Imean, obviously if he's done this
and that that she was looking toleave him and move to Texas. And
you know, so what vehicles hedriving, Well, he might not be
driving any I mean, if hehad mental issues and he kept telling her
he was going to kill himself.Oh, hopefully's out in the woods dead.
He might already be deceased. Butthey did. That didn't stop them
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when they found the car for puttingthe entire neighborhood around there on lockdown for
hours. You imagine all of asudden the car found near your house and
you're just stuck and you're thinking,great, this lunatic is wandering around.
Yesterday there was an update where theysaid that he may have switched the plates
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with either a Texas or Florida plate, So somewhere between that in the afternoon
and then last night when they foundit. I think that had to do
a lot with the fact that theymust have a connection to Texas if she
was going to move there. Yeah, because I was, what what is
that? You know, if theyhad that intel that they put out there,
to the media and then the carwas found not far away. Well,
I think they were just thinking ifhe was going to switch the plates.
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They probably still they never returned theirTexas plate. When I read something
like that, I like, Istill have plates from a certain state that
they never asked for. Yeah,and my husband still has some South Carolina
state license plates. Like people havethem up in their bars and their homes.
So I mean they might have notreturned to their last plates. Wife
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bought I think It's our Heart tshirt like it says gone fishing. And
what they did was they use licenseplates to spell it out on a on
a wooden board. Where did sheput it? Well, she gave it
to me. I haven't wrapped up. It's like, you know, your
wife is giving you knick knacks foryours at this point. Laugh, Love
Kevin, you know what I'm talkingabout. They take in your house,
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take a license plate and cut itup. They get all the letters and
numbers like a ransom now, andthey put it on a sign. It's
like, you know, so Ihave it right, I'm not going to
throw it away. Is that howyou think about the bird feet er?
I got you? That's you know, wrapped like a license plate made out
of license plates I have because I'mhearing a lot of attitude about license I'll
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be honest with you, what yougave me I haven't had. My feelings
are heard. No, I haveit, but it's I will tell you
that. Yeah, I know,I know where it is. It's in
the same place I have all yourgifts. Well, let's turn on one
of these awkward cameras and film it. And I just been referenced them,
and I just ordered your Christmas gift. But I think you're gonna love It's
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gonna go with the other Christmas gift. But he always thinks I'm going to
love them. They're gonna have tofind them at peety the way they find
other things. You're gonna love yours, Heather, I ordered yours. Well,
I got tack glasses last year,so that you got me some tack
glasses. What is that? No? No, no, there's his night
vision glasses and then there's these tackglasses seen on TV. I got all
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remember I got him. That wastotal gift. My god. It sounds
like something you order on the bankof a comic book. I put him
in the shed like I might wearthese when I'm weed wackon. What an
awful gift. Yeah, at leastI've never seen. I've got the most
awkward pug statue on my desk foryou that I just it's a pug,
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so I can't throw it out,but it's just plastic. I will tell
you the repeat birthday gift. Hegot me the golf balls, and he
thought we're shy glasses, but areactually candles. Those have been sent down
to Doug. He's gonna make can'tfour candles? Four golf ball candles?
Give me one? Then I willsay that the best best get And I
always say, don't get me anythingbut the best thing you ever got me
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one year because two or three yearsago. No, it was the the
octopus toilet paper holding. Okay,we get more. We put it right
in our downstairs back so we getmore comments about it. It's a it's
like a chrome octopus, and itlooks like distressed, you know, and
it's it's heavy. Where does thetoilet paper sit on it? In between
the Tentaclesby the hell did you getthat? Kevin gave it to me.
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Well, it's got eight tentacles,whole four A gift to give somebody kevin
it only a seven tentacles that regular, regular, regular, octopus, Xeelex
Weather mostly Sonny in sixties today,seventies tomorrow forty six degrees In Boston,
I'm heather Ford on one hundred seven. If you'll see all Boston's classic rock.
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We caught the five thirty Club Clubrat a rat so Orkan has released
the Top fifty Rattiest Cities? Aren'twe always in there? Where do you
think we are? Seven? I'llsay, uh, we're in the top
twenty. Where do you think weran? You're saying seven? I sing
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seven, So I guess the sevenseventeen Seven is Baltimore. You're saying seventeen,
it's Hartford? Is seventeen? Whichyou like to take a guess?
I'll go number eight. We arethirteen, which is Hogo being number one.
Never saw more rats that in Montreal. Oh, I know that was
the place I saw the most rats. Remember that was like middle of the
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day. We were we were standingthere by a fountain there, just big
old rats running out like those monkeysin India. It's like that's how they
were running around a big deal,like they were sacred animals or you guys
talk about like I went to Montrealfor like a band tour in high school,
and I remember not liking it.But you guys have told that rat
story so much. I'm not sureif I'm remembering rats on bathroom. I'm
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just remembering your story over again,because I remember thinking the one gross.
Yeah it was, it was thirtyWe were all there in the nineties.
Maybe it's changed. Yeah, wedo change. Yeah, that's true.
Comedy Central sentence there. If youremember there a couple of times, no,
one time, right, Montreal,I was there in ninety four.
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Yeah, I can't remember when wewere there. Do you remember we were?
Remember we were? We left thatrestaurant, and then the waiter chased
us. I do remember that.Why the service was just horrendous. You
wouldn't feed the rats. Awful serviceful? Okay, so what did you not
say? Very small tip? Ithink it was a dollar? Yeah,
I mean the service was you paidfor your meals? Oh yeah, of
course, yeah, right, that'sit. And then we walked out of
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the restaurant. If that freaking waiterdidn't chase us down his order pad and
apron chasing you down in front,I think he was wasn't here at least,
So what did what did you guysend up saying you were awful?
You know, your service stunk,you were terrible? And that was that?
Did we give him money or no, I can't ride? Did wait,
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Kevin? You didn't? You keptwalking? Pete? Did you turn
around in hand of something great?Toe to toe with that? Anyway?
So you have Chicago, Los Angeles, New York, and then d C
and then San Francisco. That's yourtop five. So have you seen the
seagull eating the squirrel swallowing the godstop it, Holy crap. I'm just
getting over the sound the rat youplay. It was crazy. There's a
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video out there of a seagull swallowinga squirrel. I mean, oh yeah,
I think it is dead. Allright, we'll go for it.
Then, boy, I saw moredead deer on the side of the road
driving from here to Ohio on aback you know, from Ohio. I
mean it seemed like every mile therewas and then there was like you know,
sometimes they're on the road and there'sjust guts, there's just you can
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see the yeah, this is blood, you can see the red. Just
it's like all the whole trip,it was just you know, my wife's
I said, don't like, Isaid, look away, there's another dead
deer up here. So and allthe inwards are you know? It's just
the spilled all fitting for October.It's kind of a Halloween scene, isn't
it. So yeah's rifle season right. It looks like some good weather today,
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mostly sunny today, low sixties.I did get my hot tub up
and running yesterday, as a matterof fact, So yeah, I don't
know. I mean, I couldn'tget in it because you know, I
just spilled it up. But areyou still considering getting in each time naked?
Or I will get in naked?Oh? I mean if there's a
fun getting in with other people?Of course not. But I'm just thinking
about the people that just show upat your house all the time. You
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do that, and it stops peoplefrom just showing up at your house because
Uncle Kevin is always wandering your ownnaked, huge row. I get this
big heavy robe that I wear.You know, I'll be that guy that's
your name on it? Script.Do you think it cost me to have
that sucker wired yesterday? You know, I was I'm going to say three
hundred and seventy five dollars three seventyfive people? Would you like to take
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it? Get two electricians, twoelectricians, and I will say that that
hot tub was positioned in a placewhere it was completely on the other side
of the house, the other sideof the electric Is it called the electric
box? What's it called? Thecircuit box? What is that called?
The thing downstairs? Box? Gowith that? And the that's a power
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box called what's that called that?Suld say so many stupid things. I
can't remember what it's called. Ithink in Montreal Kevin power box, fuse
box, I don't know what.Get how much? How much you think
sixteen hundred dollars? Wow? Youjust get pleased there? Don't they tell
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you it's a deal. I'm toldit would have been over two thousand dollars.
Really did a little research online.A lot of people said it was
right around two grand to have yourhoutu wired. Like I guess that the
wiring is super expensive. At leastthat's what I'm told. Was I ripped
off? Who knows? I don'tknow. I just assume you're always ripped
off down there. I got itup and rolling. So anyway, this
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it's the mac Daddy this thing isall lit up on the inside. Well,
the inside is no, because mosthot tubs are have lights on the
inside. On the outside, it'slit up and it probably has buttons on
the outside to change the lighting.Right, it's just remote control. Uh
no, but you can do everythingright there. But it's got like you
can change the jet streams correct,it's and it's just a good one.
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It's a fountain too, you could. It'll shoot it across like water.
Nice Is there a little waterfall?Yeah? That sounds like my brother nice
jet that I can back my ass. Sounds like a giant warm toilet swimming
in your home. For the mostcommerci for free Classic rock in Boston,
one hundred point seven w CLEX.My name is Kevin Pete Tomocriot. Have
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it to my left. Kenny's heresix seven mostly sunny, low sixties today
forty six. Right now you're talkingabout your hot tub that you have at
your other property in Connecticut. Itreminded me of I got a picture yesterday
from the person that's working on ourhouse, uh in Ohio, our other
property. Yeah, so I sentyou a picture. Her question was,
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do you have any idea whose carthis is? It's been parked in front
of your property for about two weeks. Mercedes are Alexus. It's Alexa for
two weeks. Yeah, for twoweeks. Looks really, doesn't it look
nice? That looks great. Yeah, there's a lot of weeds in there
because I'm not there to tend to. You have some nice trees, yeah,
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close your neighbors trees. The oneon the right, there's mine.
Yeah, that's my tree. Soyou see the truck across the street.
Yeah, as a former he's aveteran of the Vietnam War. Great guy
keeps an eye on the house andstuff. So I immediately called him because
I know he's always looking out hiswindows, like the windows, stickers are
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all over the back windshield smoked right, Yes, So I asked John,
you know, do you know whosecar that is? Because the builder,
who's the contracted Yeah, we're concerneda little bit. So he goes,
Yeah, I know who that is. So right next door to us.
They're a couple of teenage boys,Okay, and they love car I mean
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that's their thing. Yeah, andhe goes, he goes, yeah,
he goes. They have a carin the driveway with no tires on it.
Up on blocks that they're working onand you're the nice neighborhood. And
then this, and then he goes, and then this Lexus across the street.
He goes, they fitted it witha cherry bomb, and I go,
well, what's what's a cherry bomb? Because I I see it in
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the back. Oh, I seeits going off the bat because they're riding
that thing up and down the streetat three o'clock morning, shot at Because
if they keep doing that, I'mgoing to call the cops on them.
I'm like, God, so theyfigure you're not home, so you're not
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who's the complaint if nobody's there,right, right, right. But the
problem is they parked the car rightacross the street from his driveway where he
has to pull out like he's goingto hit it. Yeah, he'll hit
right and he'll be on. Yeah, he's like seventy five, seventy seven.
Yeah, So he doesn't need thatby them. And I said,
you know what, John, theycould be into a lot worse things than
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just working on cars. Yeah,I mean they could be you know,
they're teenage boys. They could bethere might be a trouble makers, might
be a body in the trunk ofthat lexus, but that you know,
whatever, that's if it happens.It happened. And I said yeah,
but and I said, by thetime we get there, they'll be gone.
They'll be in there, they'll bein their mid twenties. You tell
me to sign a contract, soyou're not going to be Oh boy,
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that's pretty cool. Yeah. I'mcurrently going through a with a divorce with
a neighbor who has a pickup truckthat I don't know. I bought the
world's loudest muffler for some reason.Filter I have that I don't understand it.
I have to ask with you towhich home because when you tell I
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don't know what you do about.That's why I love the house here because
there's nobody around me. I getthat saw three house with like a helicopter
pet on it. That's sound thata couple of houses, because a helicopter
would really just sums. It isfunny because when I go on the next
door, so we'll go, yep, someone's getting picked up by a helicopter.
Again, there's somebody there's something goingon with a helicopter or something.
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All right, it is six eleven, Heather, what's coming up here?
How did Massachusetts. Screw something upthat's so simple, like so simple,
let's figure it out here in asecond. From the Planet Fitness w CLX
Studios. Now, thanks for makingthat part of your morning great store on
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w c LX Boston. More ofa very specific local thing to where you
and I live. Kevin, Uh, not so much. Pete, not
Pete at all. But Try County. You know the high school that my
kid goes. Yes, Yes,there's a vote today from twelve to eight
at all the towns. You canlook up where you can vote, Like,
I'll be voting at the the elementaryschool, the Freeman Kennedy is that,
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Franklin and Norfolk and Franklin, Medway, Midfield, millis Or Attleborough,
Plainville, SECNK Sherburn, Walpole,Rentham, all those I'll go to Try
County. Yeah, so they're votingon a new school. I mean we
were there yesterday and when I wasin the parking lot going to a soccer
game, a woman from the otherschool that was playing them in soccer,
she goes, are there bleachers orshould I bring my chair? And I
said, the bleachers are condemned,so you have to bring your chair.
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They can't have track meets there becausethe go ahead and try they tear them
down if they're condemned, Well they'regoing they're they're trying to vote on a
new school. Who knows what's goingto wait, I'm not going to tell
you how I'm going to vote,but my son goes there. So yeah,
I have a sign on my yardthat says save the trades. So
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well, I mean we all everybodyhave his bitches all the time about they
can't find an electrician, they can'tfind a plumber, they can't find a
carpenter. You know what, here'sschools that are training these kids just electricians
sixteen hundred dollars. And you knowwhat, some of these kids are doing
exactly what everybody's complaining kids don't do. They're getting an education where they're not
going to have lots of college loansto deal with. And some of them
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are going to use these trades topay for college, you know what I
mean, they'll have an amazing skill. One of my favorite things to watch
is when they leave practice, anyof the teams and they all have worked
on. Like when you watch normalhigh schools get out of like a game
or practice, they take their cleatsoff, they put their shoes or their
sneakers on. You watch these kidsleave, boys or girls work boots as
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they get into their cars. Likeit's one of my favorite things that I
see mayby car hard shirts discount shirts. This is actually a school filled with
working men and women. So Ibought six or seven car hard shirts.
You're going to see me in alot of car hearts. I'm not excited.
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It's not something I'm looking forward to. But the one you're wearing now
has good colors, if that evenmakes sense. I do like the orange
on it. So if you havea chance, you know trades, what
is that today? Twelve to eight, twelve, twelve to eight o'clock.
And again, everybody's always talking abouthow great it is that kids are in
trade schools. Let's you know,support it. Let's yeah, everybody's always
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talking. Massachusetts managed to screw somethingup that I didn't think you could screw
up. And I don't know ifother states have done this, but did
you see the story about how wehave one hundred and sixty thousand duplicate license
plates in this state? One hundredsixty thousand. Yep, that's what it's
saying. That's crazy. One hundredand sixty one thousand duplicates still on the
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road. And I think what theydid was, if you got and this
is the gist of it from whatI understand, if you got a vanity
plate, they might have put thesame numbers on it that they had on
a non vanity plate. So ifyou've done exactly duplicate, well, duplicate
in the sense of the same numbers, no, I know, but once
you got a picture on the otherdoesn't right. But that's but it doesn't
matter when you're getting tickets, No, it's it's stupid mistake. Well,
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guy gets a veteran plate. Turnsout he starts getting all these tickets and
then they take away his They takeaways like the ability to in his car,
and they like charging money that hedoesn't owe. Wow, because someone
else with his license plate was gettingparking tickets. So you think they that
they would notify the people that haveduplicate lights and say you need to get
a new plate. That and alsohow hard would that be? You can
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make a gazillion combinations with six numbersand letters. Why are you duplicating things?
Right? Why so jealous of thoseguys with the purple heart plates.
Oh my god, you know Igot to pull over somebody. You can't
get a purple heart license plate andpretend you're a soldier or a veteran like
you can wear this car heart shirtand pretend you're a copper. You're pulling
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over a purple heart car. You'renot. Oh my god, Well you
might be pulling them over, andthen when you get up to it,
you might say to yourself, youletting them. If you pulled around a
stop school bus, you're not stoppinga car. You need to prove you
have a purple shirt. You do. I'm just wondering. I like you,
you could just get a purple heartsticker, put it on your license
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stolen. Well you were thinking aboutgetting the license? No, I just
when I see someone with a ofcourse, I I think about their service.
But then I also think, boy, there's no way here getting pulled
over with a purple heart license.Well, good for them, because they
earned it. Oh. The Registrysays it's upgraded its computer software in to
twenty nineteen and added a quote thatwas not stopper that doesn't allow duplicate plate
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numbers to be added into Yes,right, all right, all right,
wait, upgrade the software. Soif you get a ticket right now and
there, you might and you werenever near that area. Yeah, it
might be someone who's got your platewith a vanity plate. Yee, keep
that in mind. ZX weather mostlysonny in sixties today, seventies tomorrow forty
six degrees in Boston. I'm Heatherforward on one hundred point seven BUCLX Boston's
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classic rock. Carlson Mackenzie, HeatherKenny six thirty two, mostly sunny today,
low sixties forty six right now groundit a second two years? Oh,
good for you. Right? Wedidn't want to Houston, right,
No, I was. I beton Houston a curse bet to make sure
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that that again, did I did? Yeah, and I'm tired of Houston.
That's Mattrangers one Mattress mack Then hehad some every year he puts a
ton of money, you know.Then he went big last year though,
Yeah, yeah, he had theAstros last year. He won you know
whatever, seventy plus million. Thinkhe's more, Uh, he's plus or
minus. I don't know. Ithink he's minus. Someone who bets that
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much if all he has to dois win two seventy million dollar bets and
that covers about that covers about tenor twelve, Betsy, that's ridiculous.
So so it's the what the DiamondbacksI see? Uh yeah, they brought
the Phillies last night in a forceseventh game against the Phillies. Who you
like there. I'm rooting for theDiamondbacks because they finished so far behind in
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the division. And yeah, they'rea good story. I mean, nobody's
gonna watch Arizona Texas in the WorldSeries. True, yeah, you're right,
they're going to watch. They wantto watch Philly. So I guess
the Red Sox they're down to haveThey narrowed it down to the GM position,
down to two candidates. Oh jeez. As the woman from the Marlins.
Now she refused to interview. Ohshe said no, she did not
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want to come here. Uh fadboy, these stupid names. Thad Levin,
Uh boy, we just got ridof behind. You got a fad
and we had a boy I wentto school with the thatteus. You got
the Twins general manager Thad Levin orLevine and then Craig Bresla. That's the
(29:33):
dude who pitched for us. Ohyeah, he's an assistant with the Cubs
currently. So I had heard thatwho they was a gig Kapler who got
fired by the Giants. I thinkhe interviewed for the position as well.
So, and did you heard likethe dude to replace Cappler Jason verattack,
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like the Red Sox granted permission forthe Giants to interview him. So interesting.
It's a phone interview. So that'swhat they call a they call it
it's too fatten how to get ona plane? That's an informational phone call
these okay, yeah, Jason,the right, We're just going to talk
to you over the phone. Wedon't need to see him. I don't
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need how about zoom it's so funnyabout zoom call anyway, So the phone,
well, well just to see ifhe wants it, you know what
I mean. If he wants it, then you bring him. Just text,
honestly, because the phone seems sointrusive. Just text him. You
want this job? Do you wantto interview? We'll set it up.
Yeah, right, So anyway,Jess, I see the pants are plus
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nine and a half. The Dolphinsin once you take that, no,
really, well you think they're gonnathe Dolphins are going to bounce back and
kill him or what after losing toPhilly on Sunday night. Yeah, they
were kind of embarrassed. Yeah,I think there's really and I don't have
a feeling that the pants are goingto uh make a How about the forty
nine ers losing last night? Iknow, right, so they lost the
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Browns last week, so it's backto back losses. They stink, right.
I took you know, I tookthe Vikings last night because they were
owing three at home. I thoughtnobody wants to lose their fourth home game
in a row to start the seasonin the seventh game of the year.
So that's why I took the Bikes. They lose, that was the only
reason. Did they lose to Clevelandin Cleveland? Lost in Cleveland? Yeah,
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so they've lost two away games,correct, Yeah, they're forty nine
Ers are favored to win it allthe time, I know. Yeah,
Yeah, they're banged up a littlebit though. Arlston Mackenzie, Heather Kenny
six forty six, mostly Sonny todaylow sixties forty six right now, fresh
back from the great state of Ohio, one of one of the top ten
fattest states in America. No way, Yeah, I thought it was all
(31:48):
southern state. Now Ohio's in thetop ten, I think at nine or
ten. So, I mean,you don't believe that we're just behind Colorado
right for healthiest. Oh, we'reso healthy. It's ridiculous here. But
I mean, you talk about fastfood restaurants around where I grew up,
there's a road okay and on thisand I'm telling you their shoulder to shoulder.
These restaurants KFC, Wendy's Chick filA, then a McDonald's, then
(32:12):
a White Castle, then an outbacksteakhouse, then a Cane's Chicken Finger joint,
Canes. It's a chain. It'sjust one Chaine after another. My
god, I don't know how peoplejeez. I mean, if it's just
it's just one fast food around andthey're right neck, right next to each
(32:32):
other, it's amazing. And thenyou get the local delis peppered in,
you know, and the fat eatingrestaurants you know, peppered in. They're
locally on trying to survive. Ihad two really great men. One was
Thursday night, so we stayed atthe Mohegan Sun Resort there the beautiful rooms
in the Poconos right there, andhad dinner reservation. So I had my
(32:54):
parents honeymoon in the lodge. Didyou guys get those commercials when you were
it's now people sitting in champagne glasshot tubs making love. Wilkes Barrey or
willkespar Pennsylvania right there, and uhso, and then we you know,
we were in the casino there.Everybody looks sick there too, like everybody
(33:16):
was coughing or sneezing. And casinosare like Walmart's Kevin noways, think you're
the best looking for I know Iam in both of those places. And
in Pennsylvania, let me just tellyou you're talking. These people look like
they just got off a tractor,you know, I mean these I mean
they're calling and I'm just telling mywife wash your hands because me tell you,
we're going to leave here with something, you know. And of course
(33:37):
I'm drinking. And by the way, my favorite meme right now on the
internet is uh it says boomers alwaystelling young people video games are going to
destroy their minds. But it's justa picture of like old people sitting at
slot machines and casino just mindlessly pressing. Right. I could see that one's
(33:57):
in a basement, one's in acasino. It's a different It's all right,
they're all both the same. SoI'm drinking like I've had, you
know, some of those gamis andand gingers. I had four or five
of those, and so I was, you know, a little loopy,
and and this woman comes over tome. She sent her thirty skinny,
you know, sickly looking. Youknow, it looks like she was attractive
at one time. And she yeah, she says to me, She goes,
(34:20):
uh, you want to go inon a slot machine together? Yeah,
And so she doesn't have any moneyshe wants she's looking to get money
from me, so she she shebasically said, you want to go in
on a slot machine. In otherwords, we're going to play together,
and then she's gonna take We're gonnasplit the winnings. It's basically. But
she didn't but she didn't have Ohyeah, it hasn't happened to me,
(34:40):
but I've heard of it happening wherepeople go where you know, women will
come up and go, let's playtogether. Then she plops down in a
seat next to you, and thenwhen it comes time to cash out,
she wants to split the money.I was playful with her, so I
said, well, you can watchme win, which I did. I
ended up winning like seventy bucks somethinglike that. And then I look over,
(35:00):
I see missus Carlson, who,by the way, walks like she's
got polio because you know, sinceshe's fallen, My wife has fallen.
She was walking the dog and thisdog attacked my dog and it was a
whole today. She ended up.My wife ended up falling to the ground.
I'm telling you quite a healthier.She's all screwed up as far as
her legs, back, tailbone whatever. She she came over and so the
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two of them had words like,what's what's you know? And I'm just
sitting there pushing the button, theslot machine button. You weren't going to
stick up for your wife? Nah? Nah, let them have it,
you know, isn't she She scamperedaway that, you know, I mean,
she she looked like she was,you know, on something, you
know what I mean. But thewell, to her, your wife probably
(35:45):
looked like she was on something.Was I talking about? Oh? So
the other meal? I had twogreat meals. The other meal was my
nephew Andrew is quite the chef,I gotta tell you, the one that
owns the farm. He has afarm, drive cars into each other.
He does it on the week forfun, right, yeah, well not
(36:06):
demolition. He races him. Nowhe's got a hold because on his farm
he's got he's got a house withlike five it's got like a five car
garage and it's full of race carsand all this stuff. So he,
uh, he should be. AndI even said, why aren't you a
chef? He's that good. Imean he's he goes. I love to
cook. I would love to bea chef, but I don't want to
work nights or weekends. And that'sbasically and I said, well, you
(36:30):
know, because that's when that's youknow, that's he wants his weekends and
he doesn't want to work nights,and so he does what he does.
But have you heard of this abreakfast place? Have you heard of the
SUV cooking? Souv sou v cooking. Yes, but I think you're saying
it wrong. I don't know su s maybe seved whatever it is.
(36:57):
It's what I feel like, you'rescrewing everything up that I use vacuum seals
these. Okay, So he takesthe steaks, he seasons the steaks,
he vacuum seals these steaks. Hethen submerges the bag for two hours at
one hundred and sixty degrees. Andthis device is it a souvi whatever it
is. It heats the water.It's attached to a pot. If you
plug it in after two hours,then he puts him in a cast iron
(37:22):
skillet. Unbelievable. Oh my god. I mean I've heard of vacuum packing
meats, right, and then fortwo hours it's like was cutting into butter.
That's how good this was. AndI mean he prepared these steaks,
and if you follow me on socialmedia, I posted some pictures and how
he did it. It's just amazing. That's cool. He's just a it's
(37:43):
just a he loves food. Hewatches food videos NonStop. He loves cooking.
He does all the smoking and allthat stuff. Sure, brother in
law, is your brother or yoursister in law a good cook? Yeah,
they're both there. They both enjoyit. But you know Andrew,
remember they had fresh baked cookies outfor us. Oh yeah, Andrew's been
cooking since he was like six sevenyears old. I mean he's been in
the kitchen. You know, hehad his hands and everything. He was
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doing, he was doing all kindsof stuff. Suvde cooking is derived from
French, the French term for undervacuum. By vacuum sealing food, it
provides a fishing transfer of feet fromwater to the food. As I'm saying,
right, thank you. It issix fifty a D one hundred point
seven w se Lax, Boston's classicrock. Do you want to know what
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it would sound like if ac DCwrote another one Bites the Dust from Queen?
Yeah, somebody did. We're sayingnot of this. I am what
it would sound seven o four mostlysunny today. Had you never heard Queen's
(38:57):
version before, though, you wouldaccept it as any song. Yes,
right right now, for right now. So I'm in stopping shop yesterday and
I'm wandering around and there's a there'sthis guy walking towards me in the aisle,
and he's got a black T shirton and in black letters, uh,
(39:22):
it says please tell my okay atthe top in black letters, please
tell my and then under that inscript like a blue like a light blue
script, family, So please tellmy family, And then underneath back to
the white block letters, I'm sorry, that's what's on his T shirt.
(39:45):
I wanted to tap. I justwanted to tap him on the the whole
time I was in the store.I was because he was walking around with
what appeared to be a wife,girlfriend's and a small child, like at
eight or ten year old. Pleasetell my family, I'm sorry, So
you could substitute anything there so itcould be. Please tell my dog,
I'm sorry. Please tell my wife, Please tell my daughter. What does
(40:06):
that mean? He doesn't tell myboss. I don't know. He's carrying
a secret or something on his Tshirt of some kind, or a guilt
on his T shirt? Is itfrom a movie? I don't know.
TV show me please? Is ita website? Did he make the T
shirt at home? Remember those?Remember you could? You could get stickers
and iron on letters and stuff thatwe're making T shirts. I actually made
(40:30):
myself one I did. We're makingYeah, I made T shirts with my
sister's face in my face. We'restill doing this Saturday night. Turn the
iron, not turn the iron soyour ten year old can handle a hot
iron rooked all right, So it'sa mystery. Please tell my family.
In script, I'm sorry. Didyou tell the people with him that he's
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sorry? I didn't talk to anybodyHeather you know me. We keep ourselves.
We do. Yeah, you don'tsee now, thanks for making a
part of your morning. Great storyon Boss Kevin's gonna know what I'm saying,
(41:12):
Pete, You're not anybody in theWrentham area all the surrounding towns.
If I say, op, youknow opes Orton. I remember that goes
back from when my kids were tiny. My kids had OP Officer Plympton at
the at the school. He wasan office yes yeah, and live in
his best life. I love thatman. So he has a brother,
(41:35):
Jeff, who is also well knownin our area. He actually played for
the Socks for a bit like hewas a he was big Timpton. Yeah
picture, I think he was bigAndy years. I don't remember that name.
Well he's sixty years old, okay, older forty years so he's he
played. He went through all thedifferent you know, University of Maine,
he played for KP. There's likeall sorts of I think his son coaches
(41:59):
a KP. Now, he dida stint with the Socks. He played
in the Cape Cod League. SoI wonder if he was related to George
Plimpton, who's also from the NewEngland. Area was a quarterback for the
Lion that that's something we'd have toask about. So anyway, his brother,
Jeff, the man who is Ithink he's the w rec director for
(42:20):
all of a sudd no, no, no, and he does. He
says, I feel weird even sayingthis, but he's he needs a kidney,
and he's like a he's a bigtime guy in our area. So
it's a hereditary disease that he haswhere they just get cysts all over his
kidneys. And I don't know theins and outs of all of it,
but his mother got it and sheneeded a transplant right around sixty and he's
(42:44):
fifty eight, and so the doctorsaid, you know, I know you're
not comfortable with this, but maybethis is about the time you start to
see if anybody's compatible. Boy,my sister in law donated a kidney to
a stranger and we all joke thatshe did it to get time off from
work. Oh, she was workinglike seventy hour weeks, and then she
(43:04):
had to take mandatory time off becauseshe donated a kidney. She was a
nurse, so it doesn't always haveto be a relative. And again,
everybody in our area knows op andyou know Jeff and yeah, so if
you want to, you know,take a look. It's all over the
internet, straight, go online.And what he is like a blood type
situation. No, actually, justfind out if you're compatible and however that
(43:25):
works. So I have an extrakidney, you do, But does anybody
want one of your kidneys? Question? So it's got to be vetted,
you know first. Yeah. Bythe way, Pete he played his major
league career consisted of pitching five anda third innings for the Socks in nineteen
ninety one. Oh wow, hehad like he had a career like I
had a college career. Yeah,fourteen innings pitched in my entire college.
(43:51):
But you play for Cleveland State forUS for a tiny bit. And he
got to play at least for theRed Sox, yes, right, oh
my go in two years. Yeah, and seven of those innings was a
complete game victory. Wow. Well, congratulations on that. Yeah, no,
that's a good luck, good luckto mister. Oh of course.
(44:13):
Yes. So I didn't understand thisheadline and so maybe you guys can explain
it to me. It's not alocal story. It's out of Portland.
It says off duty pilot accused oftrying to shut off planes engines mid flight.
Yes, if you're an off dutypilot, do you just get to
like sit in the cockpit you canif you want to. Yes, there's
an empty third seat in there.There's actually a bed in there in some
of those plans. My kid,yeah, my wife's cousin is a pilot.
(44:37):
Forget what airline it is now,but he said he'll he'll travel that
way. Like when when these pilotsor the flight crew travel between cities,
the pilots get to go into thecockpit and there's like a bed in there.
Wow, it'scott curtains around. Thisis an Alaska airline, so it
probably does. This is the scarieststory. This is why pilots will not
(44:59):
be able to be off duty init. Know that if your pilot goes
berserk, he could shut those motorsdown just with a flick of a switch.
Well, yeah, the sad partwas hearing that he had said,
I'm not well, yeah, Imean that's the security, But did you
(45:20):
know that a pilot could not Idon't know anything about flying. I would
think that there would have to bea series of switches. Apparently there's a
switch where you can shut those motorsoff. Once they're off, that plane
is jet is going down. Iknow that. I was surprised after nine
to eleven that terrorists could just takesome simulator classes and be able to fly
a plane. So there's got tobe some sort of simplicity this time.
(45:43):
I think he's been charged with thelike over eighty counts of attempted murder because
he was trying to bring the planedown by shutting the motors off. Yeah.
Yeah, I mean he reached overand did the hole, did the
here's the plane. We've got theguy to try to shut into and down
out of the cock. That seemslike he sent out of Tennessee after for
one moment of going uh a littleoverboard, just one moment. Again,
(46:07):
I didn't realize that there were justoff duty pilots hanging out behind the security
that is. But I'm just saying, all it takes is one suicidal pilot.
You what about that flight that disappearedover the ocean in nour Asia.
That's what they thought, right,Yes, one of the theories, right,
was that flight m somethings? Yeahright, But you've got a pilot
that's going through a bad period.Who wants to die. I mean there's
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he could take. I mean justthink of that, you know, Kevin,
I don't want to think about it. If you're pilot, people on
the way to Logan Airport right noware saying, Okay, Kevin, we
get it, we can one switch, Yeah, we get it. This
morning pilot wants to take your planedown. I'm just saying. And if
anybody has a kidney for Op's brotherJeff, that would be yeah. The
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alex Weather mostly sunny in sixties today, seventies tomorrow. One switch, thanks,
thanks, another forty six degrees inBoston. I'm heather for one switch
per engine or just one solid all. What should happen is he should he's
just egging you on. It's timeto stop. Stop. There should be
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three or four different sequence. Kevin. He's a magical he knows the sequence
and he should have to talk goback to the tower to say, you
know what I'm saying, anything,get shout and the sequence should change with
every pilot. I don't know,that's not how what were you saying?
I don't know. It's z lX
Good morning, going to get outof your way, Carlson, Mackenzie and
Heather in the Morning. We letthe show take its natural pace. Sometimes
are funny fellas. MoMA so TomKevin Curlson. He's weird, He's a
nerd. What the hell is wrongwith you? Mackenzie? Can we or
can we not? Swear? Sure? He's an inspiration to other slow adults.
(00:21):
We should be able to look ata little porn network, Heatherfore,
what is wrong with these people?Not recommended for women who are nursing,
pregnant or may become pregnant. Thisparty is about to get some meat and
probably not that great for anyone elseeither. Carlson, Mackenzie and Heather in
the Morning. You ruined pancakes.That's impressive. God, this sucks.
I just wanted to do something goodthis morning before alcohol class, Carlson,
(00:45):
Mackenzie and Heather is my friends,what I do? There's a certain understated
stupidity one I only use it formagicinal purposes. Freaking out spitz X.
What a way to open the show? So good? Yes, that was
(01:06):
fantastic. All right, let's seewhat the judges have to say. Yeah,
along to a Tuesday and is thetwenty fourth of October twenty twenty three.
What's your best friends on the radio? Hi, my name's Kevin.
Ladies Gently, it's skiddy Murder,Murder Murder. You like that was your
(01:36):
walk up music? Can get outof the car and walk up to the
building. Yeah, we're out ofthe shower. P McKenzie. I pead
love that one. It's been awhile. Hi there, Heather four.
Good morning. Hey guys. I'mstill trying to figure out what the we're
(01:57):
talking about. You're talking about rightnow. It's Kenny Young, our executive.
Good. Oh, he's so beautiful. What do we name him?
Well, maybe we should nave himKendy. Yes, Kenny, such a
great name, My little Kenny.Probably I'm not a little anything. Six
(02:21):
nine three one one double O sevenI number five thirty coos members. Hi
there, how you doing? Checkinvia the text line wz lex and your
message send it to seven oh fourto seven. Oh. We love that
talk back feature on the iHeart radioapp. Click on the red microphone hits,
send you record a message and youtalk to us. It's pretty simple.
It's a nice little feature and it'sa free app. To five thirty
(02:42):
three forty six degrees in metoid.You're going to see me in quite a
few of these car heart shirts.I went to a store, the cart
store. Yeah, I was similarto Ocean State job Lot. It in
Connecticut. It's in Ohio. It'scalled Games. I just got back from
the Great State of Ohio. Andso they had irregular car hard shirts for
(03:05):
under ten dollars. Is that whythe sleeves are like leg openings runs longer
than the sleeve shirt? No dreamsall the way down here. It's like
there's like sleeve of wisdomsular legs openinga wizards sleep. Some were six dollars
and some were ten. I thoughtit's time to spruce something my work wardrobe,
(03:28):
so I bought about ten shirts.They're irregular, so they say car
hurt. So yeah, So whenyou wear that, do you feel like
people look at you and think that'sa working man. He's a yeah,
he works with his hands, right, he just put in a foot Thinking
that the neck opening on that shirtlooks weirdles, They look at me and
(03:50):
say, just he must have justpoorted some man. What's the water to
cement ratio? You know, theonly time that guy's working with his hands
is in the bathroom before my nowright right every day girl? Oh yes,
indeed. So it's like, yeah, I just got back from Ohio.
Went I went to you know whereI grew up. Pete knows.
(04:11):
Pete grew up in Ohio as well. We grew up very close to each
other. And so I noticed aton of car wash. Talking to Kenny
this morning, I asked, howis your trip takeaway? Well, first
of all, the pizza Hut isnow a Mexican restaurant, which was sad.
Of course, many years ago thekmart went out of business in Stowe.
(04:31):
Grew up in Stowe, Ohio,And so that's a hobby lobby,
which ain't bad. I like hobbylobby. Think we have one of those
Patriot place now. But but thecar washes are everywhere, like they're real,
they're nice, but they're like everymile you know. So anyway,
but you haven't been to Buffalo recentlythen, because that was like basically wash.
(04:54):
Oh yeah, yeah, I lovecar washer. I love putting in
these car washes, so Kenny,I did. And on my drive to
Ohio, I did watch a documentarywhile driving on Netflix. It's called The
Devil on Trial. I feel likea good documentary. Yes, it's about
a family in Connecticut possessed by thedevil. Sound fun. There was a
(05:19):
murder and they tried to use thedemonic possession as a defense. And because
in England it worked, it's workedmultiple times. You get people off of
people crimes. So in the inthe dan Berry area, it's a story
of about a family in Connecticut thatjesus a little boy. He goes to
(05:43):
visit his sister. Sister just movedinto this house. A little boy goes
upstairs, you know, in thebedroom they just moved in. If that
freaking devil isn't in that flipping roomthere, jumps right into him. A
little little boy running around all likeDamian the Olden. Before you know,
he's swearing to his mother, callinghis mom the sea word. Yeah,
(06:03):
I had to do everything your kidsdon't say that to you, boy boy.
And then they recorded it, youknow. All right. So anyways,
anyway, made an old priest.Still looking for a good uh you
know, for for Halloween month,if you're looking for a decent uh you
(06:24):
know, documentary. But it's onthe scary side. It's called The Devil
on Trial, all right. HeatherWhat's what's happening here today? We're not
going to address the super fog inLouisiana, which I didn't quite understand.
What was dead, five injured.Yeah, I'm in the all the cars
on fire, I don't I don'tunderstand what super fog is. Do they
not get fog? There? They'renear water. There, someone go over
(06:45):
like a like a bridge. Therewas like on a bridge. Of all
the places, it was a lotof weirdness. I mean when you look
at the pictures, it's just burnedout vehicles. Yeah, it looks apocalyptic,
it really does. Uh. No, we're going to talk about the
one car that was found of thethey were looking for yesterday. Oh they
I thought I saw getting told.Yeah, they found the car like almost
near his home, his wife inthe face, accused of shooting his wife
(07:09):
in the face. And now it'sfront of his kids, right, four
children, oldest nine. He walkedover to a neighbor's house after he left.
Yeah, and there and he's Mormon. I don't know if she was.
I'm assuming she. I could seeI could tell that he We were
talking about how he looked like KenBarbie doll. He looked like a Barbie
(07:30):
Doll. But now everybody's coming outand saying things like he had mental issues,
and you know, like, Imean, obviously if he's done this
and that that she was looking toleave him and move to Texas. And
you know, so what vehicles hedriving, Well, he might not be
driving any I mean, if hehad mental issues and he kept telling her
he was going to kill himself.Oh, hopefully's out in the woods dead.
He might already be deceased. Butthey did. That didn't stop them
(07:53):
when they found the car for puttingthe entire neighborhood around there on lockdown for
hours. You imagine all of asudden the car found near your house and
you're just stuck and you're thinking,great, this lunatic is wandering around.
Yesterday there was an update where theysaid that he may have switched the plates
(08:13):
with either a Texas or Florida plate, So somewhere between that in the afternoon
and then last night when they foundit. I think that had to do
a lot with the fact that theymust have a connection to Texas if she
was going to move there. Yeah, because I was, what what is
that? You know, if theyhad that intel that they put out there,
to the media and then the carwas found not far away. Well,
I think they were just thinking ifhe was going to switch the plates.
(08:37):
They probably still they never returned theirTexas plate. When I read something
like that, I like, Istill have plates from a certain state that
they never asked for. Yeah,and my husband still has some South Carolina
state license plates. Like people havethem up in their bars and their homes.
So I mean they might have notreturned to their last plates. Wife
(08:58):
bought I think It's our Heart tshirt like it says gone fishing. And
what they did was they use licenseplates to spell it out on a on
a wooden board. Where did sheput it? Well, she gave it
to me. I haven't wrapped up. It's like, you know, your
wife is giving you knick knacks foryours at this point. Laugh, Love
Kevin, you know what I'm talkingabout. They take in your house,
(09:20):
take a license plate and cut itup. They get all the letters and
numbers like a ransom now, andthey put it on a sign. It's
like, you know, so Ihave it right, I'm not going to
throw it away. Is that howyou think about the bird feet er?
I got you? That's you know, wrapped like a license plate made out
of license plates I have because I'mhearing a lot of attitude about license I'll
(09:41):
be honest with you, what yougave me I haven't had. My feelings
are heard. No, I haveit, but it's I will tell you
that. Yeah, I know,I know where it is. It's in
the same place I have all yourgifts. Well, let's turn on one
of these awkward cameras and film it. And I just been referenced them,
and I just ordered your Christmas gift. But I think you're gonna love It's
(10:05):
gonna go with the other Christmas gift. But he always thinks I'm going to
love them. They're gonna have tofind them at peety the way they find
other things. You're gonna love yours, Heather, I ordered yours. Well,
I got tack glasses last year,so that you got me some tack
glasses. What is that? No? No, no, there's his night
vision glasses and then there's these tackglasses seen on TV. I got all
(10:28):
remember I got him. That wastotal gift. My god. It sounds
like something you order on the bankof a comic book. I put him
in the shed like I might wearthese when I'm weed wackon. What an
awful gift. Yeah, at leastI've never seen. I've got the most
awkward pug statue on my desk foryou that I just it's a pug,
(10:50):
so I can't throw it out,but it's just plastic. I will tell
you the repeat birthday gift. Hegot me the golf balls, and he
thought we're shy glasses, but areactually candles. Those have been sent down
to Doug. He's gonna make can'tfour candles? Four golf ball candles?
Give me one? Then I willsay that the best best get And I
always say, don't get me anythingbut the best thing you ever got me
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one year because two or three yearsago. No, it was the the
octopus toilet paper holding. Okay,we get more. We put it right
in our downstairs back so we getmore comments about it. It's a it's
like a chrome octopus, and itlooks like distressed, you know, and
it's it's heavy. Where does thetoilet paper sit on it? In between
the Tentaclesby the hell did you getthat? Kevin gave it to me.
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Well, it's got eight tentacles,whole four A gift to give somebody kevin
it only a seven tentacles that regular, regular, regular, octopus, Xeelex
Weather mostly Sonny in sixties today,seventies tomorrow forty six degrees In Boston,
I'm heather Ford on one hundred seven. If you'll see all Boston's classic rock.
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We caught the five thirty Club Clubrat a rat so Orkan has released
the Top fifty Rattiest Cities? Aren'twe always in there? Where do you
think we are? Seven? I'llsay, uh, we're in the top
twenty. Where do you think weran? You're saying seven? I sing
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seven, So I guess the sevenseventeen Seven is Baltimore. You're saying seventeen,
it's Hartford? Is seventeen? Whichyou like to take a guess?
I'll go number eight. We arethirteen, which is Hogo being number one.
Never saw more rats that in Montreal. Oh, I know that was
the place I saw the most rats. Remember that was like middle of the
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day. We were we were standingthere by a fountain there, just big
old rats running out like those monkeysin India. It's like that's how they
were running around a big deal,like they were sacred animals or you guys
talk about like I went to Montrealfor like a band tour in high school,
and I remember not liking it.But you guys have told that rat
story so much. I'm not sureif I'm remembering rats on bathroom. I'm
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just remembering your story over again,because I remember thinking the one gross.
Yeah it was, it was thirtyWe were all there in the nineties.
Maybe it's changed. Yeah, wedo change. Yeah, that's true.
Comedy Central sentence there. If youremember there a couple of times, no,
one time, right, Montreal,I was there in ninety four.
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Yeah, I can't remember when wewere there. Do you remember we were?
Remember we were? We left thatrestaurant, and then the waiter chased
us. I do remember that.Why the service was just horrendous. You
wouldn't feed the rats. Awful serviceful? Okay, so what did you not
say? Very small tip? Ithink it was a dollar? Yeah,
I mean the service was you paidfor your meals? Oh yeah, of
course, yeah, right, that'sit. And then we walked out of
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the restaurant. If that freaking waiterdidn't chase us down his order pad and
apron chasing you down in front,I think he was wasn't here at least,
So what did what did you guysend up saying you were awful?
You know, your service stunk,you were terrible? And that was that?
Did we give him money or no, I can't ride? Did wait,
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Kevin? You didn't? You keptwalking? Pete? Did you turn
around in hand of something great?Toe to toe with that? Anyway?
So you have Chicago, Los Angeles, New York, and then d C
and then San Francisco. That's yourtop five. So have you seen the
seagull eating the squirrel swallowing the godstop it, Holy crap. I'm just
getting over the sound the rat youplay. It was crazy. There's a
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video out there of a seagull swallowinga squirrel. I mean, oh yeah,
I think it is dead. Allright, we'll go for it.
Then, boy, I saw moredead deer on the side of the road
driving from here to Ohio on aback you know, from Ohio. I
mean it seemed like every mile therewas and then there was like you know,
sometimes they're on the road and there'sjust guts, there's just you can
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see the yeah, this is blood, you can see the red. Just
it's like all the whole trip,it was just you know, my wife's
I said, don't like, Isaid, look away, there's another dead
deer up here. So and allthe inwards are you know? It's just
the spilled all fitting for October.It's kind of a Halloween scene, isn't
it. So yeah's rifle season right. It looks like some good weather today,
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mostly sunny today, low sixties.I did get my hot tub up
and running yesterday, as a matterof fact, So yeah, I don't
know. I mean, I couldn'tget in it because you know, I
just spilled it up. But areyou still considering getting in each time naked?
Or I will get in naked?Oh? I mean if there's a
fun getting in with other people?Of course not. But I'm just thinking
about the people that just show upat your house all the time. You
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do that, and it stops peoplefrom just showing up at your house because
Uncle Kevin is always wandering your ownnaked, huge row. I get this
big heavy robe that I wear.You know, I'll be that guy that's
your name on it? Script.Do you think it cost me to have
that sucker wired yesterday? You know, I was I'm going to say three
hundred and seventy five dollars three seventyfive people? Would you like to take
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it? Get two electricians, twoelectricians, and I will say that that
hot tub was positioned in a placewhere it was completely on the other side
of the house, the other sideof the electric Is it called the electric
box? What's it called? Thecircuit box? What is that called?
The thing downstairs? Box? Gowith that? And the that's a power
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box called what's that called that?Suld say so many stupid things. I
can't remember what it's called. Ithink in Montreal Kevin power box, fuse
box, I don't know what.Get how much? How much you think
sixteen hundred dollars? Wow? Youjust get pleased there? Don't they tell
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you it's a deal. I'm toldit would have been over two thousand dollars.
Really did a little research online.A lot of people said it was
right around two grand to have yourhoutu wired. Like I guess that the
wiring is super expensive. At leastthat's what I'm told. Was I ripped
off? Who knows? I don'tknow. I just assume you're always ripped
off down there. I got itup and rolling. So anyway, this
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it's the mac Daddy this thing isall lit up on the inside. Well,
the inside is no, because mosthot tubs are have lights on the
inside. On the outside, it'slit up and it probably has buttons on
the outside to change the lighting.Right, it's just remote control. Uh
no, but you can do everythingright there. But it's got like you
can change the jet streams correct,it's and it's just a good one.
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It's a fountain too, you could. It'll shoot it across like water.
Nice Is there a little waterfall?Yeah? That sounds like my brother nice
jet that I can back my ass. Sounds like a giant warm toilet swimming
in your home. For the mostcommerci for free Classic rock in Boston,
one hundred point seven w CLEX.My name is Kevin Pete Tomocriot. Have
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it to my left. Kenny's heresix seven mostly sunny, low sixties today
forty six. Right now you're talkingabout your hot tub that you have at
your other property in Connecticut. Itreminded me of I got a picture yesterday
from the person that's working on ourhouse, uh in Ohio, our other
property. Yeah, so I sentyou a picture. Her question was,
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do you have any idea whose carthis is? It's been parked in front
of your property for about two weeks. Mercedes are Alexus. It's Alexa for
two weeks. Yeah, for twoweeks. Looks really, doesn't it look
nice? That looks great. Yeah, there's a lot of weeds in there
because I'm not there to tend to. You have some nice trees, yeah,
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close your neighbors trees. The oneon the right, there's mine.
Yeah, that's my tree. Soyou see the truck across the street.
Yeah, as a former he's aveteran of the Vietnam War. Great guy
keeps an eye on the house andstuff. So I immediately called him because
I know he's always looking out hiswindows, like the windows, stickers are
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all over the back windshield smoked right, Yes, So I asked John,
you know, do you know whosecar that is? Because the builder,
who's the contracted Yeah, we're concerneda little bit. So he goes,
Yeah, I know who that is. So right next door to us.
They're a couple of teenage boys,Okay, and they love car I mean
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that's their thing. Yeah, andhe goes, he goes, yeah,
he goes. They have a carin the driveway with no tires on it.
Up on blocks that they're working onand you're the nice neighborhood. And
then this, and then he goes, and then this Lexus across the street.
He goes, they fitted it witha cherry bomb, and I go,
well, what's what's a cherry bomb? Because I I see it in
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the back. Oh, I seeits going off the bat because they're riding
that thing up and down the streetat three o'clock morning, shot at Because
if they keep doing that, I'mgoing to call the cops on them.
I'm like, God, so theyfigure you're not home, so you're not
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who's the complaint if nobody's there,right, right, right. But the
problem is they parked the car rightacross the street from his driveway where he
has to pull out like he's goingto hit it. Yeah, he'll hit
right and he'll be on. Yeah, he's like seventy five, seventy seven.
Yeah, So he doesn't need thatby them. And I said,
you know what, John, theycould be into a lot worse things than
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just working on cars. Yeah,I mean they could be you know,
they're teenage boys. They could bethere might be a trouble makers, might
be a body in the trunk ofthat lexus, but that you know,
whatever, that's if it happens.It happened. And I said yeah,
but and I said, by thetime we get there, they'll be gone.
They'll be in there, they'll bein their mid twenties. You tell
me to sign a contract, soyou're not going to be Oh boy,
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that's pretty cool. Yeah. I'mcurrently going through a with a divorce with
a neighbor who has a pickup truckthat I don't know. I bought the
world's loudest muffler for some reason.Filter I have that I don't understand it.
I have to ask with you towhich home because when you tell I
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don't know what you do about.That's why I love the house here because
there's nobody around me. I getthat saw three house with like a helicopter
pet on it. That's sound thata couple of houses, because a helicopter
would really just sums. It isfunny because when I go on the next
door, so we'll go, yep, someone's getting picked up by a helicopter.
Again, there's somebody there's something goingon with a helicopter or something.
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All right, it is six eleven, Heather, what's coming up here?
How did Massachusetts. Screw something upthat's so simple, like so simple,
let's figure it out here in asecond. From the Planet Fitness w CLX
Studios. Now, thanks for makingthat part of your morning great store on
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w c LX Boston. More ofa very specific local thing to where you
and I live. Kevin, Uh, not so much. Pete, not
Pete at all. But Try County. You know the high school that my
kid goes. Yes, Yes,there's a vote today from twelve to eight
at all the towns. You canlook up where you can vote, Like,
I'll be voting at the the elementaryschool, the Freeman Kennedy is that,
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Franklin and Norfolk and Franklin, Medway, Midfield, millis Or Attleborough,
Plainville, SECNK Sherburn, Walpole,Rentham, all those I'll go to Try
County. Yeah, so they're votingon a new school. I mean we
were there yesterday and when I wasin the parking lot going to a soccer
game, a woman from the otherschool that was playing them in soccer,
she goes, are there bleachers orshould I bring my chair? And I
said, the bleachers are condemned,so you have to bring your chair.
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They can't have track meets there becausethe go ahead and try they tear them
down if they're condemned, Well they'regoing they're they're trying to vote on a
new school. Who knows what's goingto wait, I'm not going to tell
you how I'm going to vote,but my son goes there. So yeah,
I have a sign on my yardthat says save the trades. So
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well, I mean we all everybodyhave his bitches all the time about they
can't find an electrician, they can'tfind a plumber, they can't find a
carpenter. You know what, here'sschools that are training these kids just electricians
sixteen hundred dollars. And you knowwhat, some of these kids are doing
exactly what everybody's complaining kids don't do. They're getting an education where they're not
going to have lots of college loansto deal with. And some of them
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are going to use these trades topay for college, you know what I
mean, they'll have an amazing skill. One of my favorite things to watch
is when they leave practice, anyof the teams and they all have worked
on. Like when you watch normalhigh schools get out of like a game
or practice, they take their cleatsoff, they put their shoes or their
sneakers on. You watch these kidsleave, boys or girls work boots as
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they get into their cars. Likeit's one of my favorite things that I
see mayby car hard shirts discount shirts. This is actually a school filled with
working men and women. So Ibought six or seven car hard shirts.
You're going to see me in alot of car hearts. I'm not excited.
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It's not something I'm looking forward to. But the one you're wearing now
has good colors, if that evenmakes sense. I do like the orange
on it. So if you havea chance, you know trades, what
is that today? Twelve to eight, twelve, twelve to eight o'clock.
And again, everybody's always talking abouthow great it is that kids are in
trade schools. Let's you know,support it. Let's yeah, everybody's always
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talking. Massachusetts managed to screw somethingup that I didn't think you could screw
up. And I don't know ifother states have done this, but did
you see the story about how wehave one hundred and sixty thousand duplicate license
plates in this state? One hundredsixty thousand. Yep, that's what it's
saying. That's crazy. One hundredand sixty one thousand duplicates still on the
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road. And I think what theydid was, if you got and this
is the gist of it from whatI understand, if you got a vanity
plate, they might have put thesame numbers on it that they had on
a non vanity plate. So ifyou've done exactly duplicate, well, duplicate
in the sense of the same numbers, no, I know, but once
you got a picture on the otherdoesn't right. But that's but it doesn't
matter when you're getting tickets, No, it's it's stupid mistake. Well,
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guy gets a veteran plate. Turnsout he starts getting all these tickets and
then they take away his They takeaways like the ability to in his car,
and they like charging money that hedoesn't owe. Wow, because someone
else with his license plate was gettingparking tickets. So you think they that
they would notify the people that haveduplicate lights and say you need to get
a new plate. That and alsohow hard would that be? You can
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make a gazillion combinations with six numbersand letters. Why are you duplicating things?
Right? Why so jealous of thoseguys with the purple heart plates.
Oh my god, you know Igot to pull over somebody. You can't
get a purple heart license plate andpretend you're a soldier or a veteran like
you can wear this car heart shirtand pretend you're a copper. You're pulling
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over a purple heart car. You'renot. Oh my god, Well you
might be pulling them over, andthen when you get up to it,
you might say to yourself, youletting them. If you pulled around a
stop school bus, you're not stoppinga car. You need to prove you
have a purple shirt. You do. I'm just wondering. I like you,
you could just get a purple heartsticker, put it on your license
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stolen. Well you were thinking aboutgetting the license? No, I just
when I see someone with a ofcourse, I I think about their service.
But then I also think, boy, there's no way here getting pulled
over with a purple heart license.Well, good for them, because they
earned it. Oh. The Registrysays it's upgraded its computer software in to
twenty nineteen and added a quote thatwas not stopper that doesn't allow duplicate plate
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numbers to be added into Yes,right, all right, all right,
wait, upgrade the software. Soif you get a ticket right now and
there, you might and you werenever near that area. Yeah, it
might be someone who's got your platewith a vanity plate. Yee, keep
that in mind. ZX weather mostlysonny in sixties today, seventies tomorrow forty
six degrees in Boston. I'm Heatherforward on one hundred point seven BUCLX Boston's
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classic rock. Carlson Mackenzie, HeatherKenny six thirty two, mostly sunny today,
low sixties forty six right now groundit a second two years? Oh,
good for you. Right? Wedidn't want to Houston, right,
No, I was. I beton Houston a curse bet to make sure
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that that again, did I did? Yeah, and I'm tired of Houston.
That's Mattrangers one Mattress mack Then hehad some every year he puts a
ton of money, you know.Then he went big last year though,
Yeah, yeah, he had theAstros last year. He won you know
whatever, seventy plus million. Thinkhe's more, Uh, he's plus or
minus. I don't know. Ithink he's minus. Someone who bets that
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much if all he has to dois win two seventy million dollar bets and
that covers about that covers about tenor twelve, Betsy, that's ridiculous.
So so it's the what the DiamondbacksI see? Uh yeah, they brought
the Phillies last night in a forceseventh game against the Phillies. Who you
like there. I'm rooting for theDiamondbacks because they finished so far behind in
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the division. And yeah, they'rea good story. I mean, nobody's
gonna watch Arizona Texas in the WorldSeries. True, yeah, you're right,
they're going to watch. They wantto watch Philly. So I guess
the Red Sox they're down to haveThey narrowed it down to the GM position,
down to two candidates. Oh jeez. As the woman from the Marlins.
Now she refused to interview. Ohshe said no, she did not
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want to come here. Uh fadboy, these stupid names. Thad Levin,
Uh boy, we just got ridof behind. You got a fad
and we had a boy I wentto school with the thatteus. You got
the Twins general manager Thad Levin orLevine and then Craig Bresla. That's the
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dude who pitched for us. Ohyeah, he's an assistant with the Cubs
currently. So I had heard thatwho they was a gig Kapler who got
fired by the Giants. I thinkhe interviewed for the position as well.
So, and did you heard likethe dude to replace Cappler Jason verattack,
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like the Red Sox granted permission forthe Giants to interview him. So interesting.
It's a phone interview. So that'swhat they call a they call it
it's too fatten how to get ona plane? That's an informational phone call
these okay, yeah, Jason,the right, We're just going to talk
to you over the phone. Wedon't need to see him. I don't
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need how about zoom it's so funnyabout zoom call anyway, So the phone,
well, well just to see ifhe wants it, you know what
I mean. If he wants it, then you bring him. Just text,
honestly, because the phone seems sointrusive. Just text him. You
want this job? Do you wantto interview? We'll set it up.
Yeah, right, So anyway,Jess, I see the pants are plus
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nine and a half. The Dolphinsin once you take that, no,
really, well you think they're gonnathe Dolphins are going to bounce back and
kill him or what after losing toPhilly on Sunday night. Yeah, they
were kind of embarrassed. Yeah,I think there's really and I don't have
a feeling that the pants are goingto uh make a How about the forty
nine ers losing last night? Iknow, right, so they lost the
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Browns last week, so it's backto back losses. They stink, right.
I took you know, I tookthe Vikings last night because they were
owing three at home. I thoughtnobody wants to lose their fourth home game
in a row to start the seasonin the seventh game of the year.
So that's why I took the Bikes. They lose, that was the only
reason. Did they lose to Clevelandin Cleveland? Lost in Cleveland? Yeah,
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so they've lost two away games,correct, Yeah, they're forty nine
Ers are favored to win it allthe time, I know. Yeah,
Yeah, they're banged up a littlebit though. Arlston Mackenzie, Heather Kenny
six forty six, mostly Sonny todaylow sixties forty six right now, fresh
back from the great state of Ohio, one of one of the top ten
fattest states in America. No way, Yeah, I thought it was all
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southern state. Now Ohio's in thetop ten, I think at nine or
ten. So, I mean,you don't believe that we're just behind Colorado
right for healthiest. Oh, we'reso healthy. It's ridiculous here. But
I mean, you talk about fastfood restaurants around where I grew up,
there's a road okay and on thisand I'm telling you their shoulder to shoulder.
These restaurants KFC, Wendy's Chick filA, then a McDonald's, then
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a White Castle, then an outbacksteakhouse, then a Cane's Chicken Finger joint,
Canes. It's a chain. It'sjust one Chaine after another. My
god, I don't know how peoplejeez. I mean, if it's just
it's just one fast food around andthey're right neck, right next to each
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other, it's amazing. And thenyou get the local delis peppered in,
you know, and the fat eatingrestaurants you know, peppered in. They're
locally on trying to survive. Ihad two really great men. One was
Thursday night, so we stayed atthe Mohegan Sun Resort there the beautiful rooms
in the Poconos right there, andhad dinner reservation. So I had my
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parents honeymoon in the lodge. Didyou guys get those commercials when you were
it's now people sitting in champagne glasshot tubs making love. Wilkes Barrey or
willkespar Pennsylvania right there, and uhso, and then we you know,
we were in the casino there.Everybody looks sick there too, like everybody
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was coughing or sneezing. And casinosare like Walmart's Kevin noways, think you're
the best looking for I know Iam in both of those places. And
in Pennsylvania, let me just tellyou you're talking. These people look like
they just got off a tractor,you know, I mean these I mean
they're calling and I'm just telling mywife wash your hands because me tell you,
we're going to leave here with something, you know. And of course
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I'm drinking. And by the way, my favorite meme right now on the
internet is uh it says boomers alwaystelling young people video games are going to
destroy their minds. But it's justa picture of like old people sitting at
slot machines and casino just mindlessly pressing. Right. I could see that one's
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in a basement, one's in acasino. It's a different It's all right,
they're all both the same. SoI'm drinking like I've had, you
know, some of those gamis andand gingers. I had four or five
of those, and so I was, you know, a little loopy,
and and this woman comes over tome. She sent her thirty skinny,
you know, sickly looking. Youknow, it looks like she was attractive
at one time. And she yeah, she says to me, She goes,
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uh, you want to go inon a slot machine together? Yeah,
And so she doesn't have any moneyshe wants she's looking to get money
from me, so she she shebasically said, you want to go in
on a slot machine. In otherwords, we're going to play together,
and then she's gonna take We're gonnasplit the winnings. It's basically. But
she didn't but she didn't have Ohyeah, it hasn't happened to me,
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but I've heard of it happening wherepeople go where you know, women will
come up and go, let's playtogether. Then she plops down in a
seat next to you, and thenwhen it comes time to cash out,
she wants to split the money.I was playful with her, so I
said, well, you can watchme win, which I did. I
ended up winning like seventy bucks somethinglike that. And then I look over,
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I see missus Carlson, who,by the way, walks like she's
got polio because you know, sinceshe's fallen, My wife has fallen.
She was walking the dog and thisdog attacked my dog and it was a
whole today. She ended up.My wife ended up falling to the ground.
I'm telling you quite a healthier.She's all screwed up as far as
her legs, back, tailbone whatever. She she came over and so the
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two of them had words like,what's what's you know? And I'm just
sitting there pushing the button, theslot machine button. You weren't going to
stick up for your wife? Nah? Nah, let them have it,
you know, isn't she She scamperedaway that, you know, I mean,
she she looked like she was,you know, on something, you
know what I mean. But thewell, to her, your wife probably
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looked like she was on something.Was I talking about? Oh? So
the other meal? I had twogreat meals. The other meal was my
nephew Andrew is quite the chef,I gotta tell you, the one that
owns the farm. He has afarm, drive cars into each other.
He does it on the week forfun, right, yeah, well not
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demolition. He races him. Nowhe's got a hold because on his farm
he's got he's got a house withlike five it's got like a five car
garage and it's full of race carsand all this stuff. So he,
uh, he should be. AndI even said, why aren't you a
chef? He's that good. Imean he's he goes. I love to
cook. I would love to bea chef, but I don't want to
work nights or weekends. And that'sbasically and I said, well, you
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know, because that's when that's youknow, that's he wants his weekends and
he doesn't want to work nights,and so he does what he does.
But have you heard of this abreakfast place? Have you heard of the
SUV cooking? Souv sou v cooking. Yes, but I think you're saying
it wrong. I don't know su s maybe seved whatever it is.
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It's what I feel like, you'rescrewing everything up that I use vacuum seals
these. Okay, So he takesthe steaks, he seasons the steaks,
he vacuum seals these steaks. Hethen submerges the bag for two hours at
one hundred and sixty degrees. Andthis device is it a souvi whatever it
is. It heats the water.It's attached to a pot. If you
plug it in after two hours,then he puts him in a cast iron
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skillet. Unbelievable. Oh my god. I mean I've heard of vacuum packing
meats, right, and then fortwo hours it's like was cutting into butter.
That's how good this was. AndI mean he prepared these steaks,
and if you follow me on socialmedia, I posted some pictures and how
he did it. It's just amazing. That's cool. He's just a it's
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just a he loves food. Hewatches food videos NonStop. He loves cooking.
He does all the smoking and allthat stuff. Sure, brother in
law, is your brother or yoursister in law a good cook? Yeah,
they're both there. They both enjoyit. But you know Andrew,
remember they had fresh baked cookies outfor us. Oh yeah, Andrew's been
cooking since he was like six sevenyears old. I mean he's been in
the kitchen. You know, hehad his hands and everything. He was
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doing, he was doing all kindsof stuff. Suvde cooking is derived from
French, the French term for undervacuum. By vacuum sealing food, it
provides a fishing transfer of feet fromwater to the food. As I'm saying,
right, thank you. It issix fifty a D one hundred point
seven w se Lax, Boston's classicrock. Do you want to know what
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it would sound like if ac DCwrote another one Bites the Dust from Queen?
Yeah, somebody did. We're sayingnot of this. I am what
it would sound seven o four mostlysunny today. Had you never heard Queen's
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version before, though, you wouldaccept it as any song. Yes,
right right now, for right now. So I'm in stopping shop yesterday and
I'm wandering around and there's a there'sthis guy walking towards me in the aisle,
and he's got a black T shirton and in black letters, uh,
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it says please tell my okay atthe top in black letters, please
tell my and then under that inscript like a blue like a light blue
script, family, So please tellmy family, And then underneath back to
the white block letters, I'm sorry, that's what's on his T shirt.
(39:45):
I wanted to tap. I justwanted to tap him on the the whole
time I was in the store.I was because he was walking around with
what appeared to be a wife,girlfriend's and a small child, like at
eight or ten year old. Pleasetell my family, I'm sorry, So
you could substitute anything there so itcould be. Please tell my dog,
I'm sorry. Please tell my wife, Please tell my daughter. What does
(40:06):
that mean? He doesn't tell myboss. I don't know. He's carrying
a secret or something on his Tshirt of some kind, or a guilt
on his T shirt? Is itfrom a movie? I don't know.
TV show me please? Is ita website? Did he make the T
shirt at home? Remember those?Remember you could? You could get stickers
and iron on letters and stuff thatwe're making T shirts. I actually made
(40:30):
myself one I did. We're makingYeah, I made T shirts with my
sister's face in my face. We'restill doing this Saturday night. Turn the
iron, not turn the iron soyour ten year old can handle a hot
iron rooked all right, So it'sa mystery. Please tell my family.
In script, I'm sorry. Didyou tell the people with him that he's
(40:51):
sorry? I didn't talk to anybodyHeather you know me. We keep ourselves.
We do. Yeah, you don'tsee now, thanks for making a
part of your morning. Great storyon Boss Kevin's gonna know what I'm saying,
(41:12):
Pete, You're not anybody in theWrentham area all the surrounding towns.
If I say, op, youknow opes Orton. I remember that goes
back from when my kids were tiny. My kids had OP Officer Plympton at
the at the school. He wasan office yes yeah, and live in
his best life. I love thatman. So he has a brother,
(41:35):
Jeff, who is also well knownin our area. He actually played for
the Socks for a bit like hewas a he was big Timpton. Yeah
picture, I think he was bigAndy years. I don't remember that name.
Well he's sixty years old, okay, older forty years so he's he
played. He went through all thedifferent you know, University of Maine,
he played for KP. There's likeall sorts of I think his son coaches
(41:59):
a KP. Now, he dida stint with the Socks. He played
in the Cape Cod League. SoI wonder if he was related to George
Plimpton, who's also from the NewEngland. Area was a quarterback for the
Lion that that's something we'd have toask about. So anyway, his brother,
Jeff, the man who is Ithink he's the w rec director for
(42:20):
all of a sudd no, no, no, and he does. He
says, I feel weird even sayingthis, but he's he needs a kidney,
and he's like a he's a bigtime guy in our area. So
it's a hereditary disease that he haswhere they just get cysts all over his
kidneys. And I don't know theins and outs of all of it,
but his mother got it and sheneeded a transplant right around sixty and he's
(42:44):
fifty eight, and so the doctorsaid, you know, I know you're
not comfortable with this, but maybethis is about the time you start to
see if anybody's compatible. Boy,my sister in law donated a kidney to
a stranger and we all joke thatshe did it to get time off from
work. Oh, she was workinglike seventy hour weeks, and then she
(43:04):
had to take mandatory time off becauseshe donated a kidney. She was a
nurse, so it doesn't always haveto be a relative. And again,
everybody in our area knows op andyou know Jeff and yeah, so if
you want to, you know,take a look. It's all over the
internet, straight, go online.And what he is like a blood type
situation. No, actually, justfind out if you're compatible and however that
(43:25):
works. So I have an extrakidney, you do, But does anybody
want one of your kidneys? Question? So it's got to be vetted,
you know first. Yeah. Bythe way, Pete he played his major
league career consisted of pitching five anda third innings for the Socks in nineteen
ninety one. Oh wow, hehad like he had a career like I
had a college career. Yeah,fourteen innings pitched in my entire college.
(43:51):
But you play for Cleveland State forUS for a tiny bit. And he
got to play at least for theRed Sox, yes, right, oh
my go in two years. Yeah, and seven of those innings was a
complete game victory. Wow. Well, congratulations on that. Yeah, no,
that's a good luck, good luckto mister. Oh of course.
(44:13):
Yes. So I didn't understand thisheadline and so maybe you guys can explain
it to me. It's not alocal story. It's out of Portland.
It says off duty pilot accused oftrying to shut off planes engines mid flight.
Yes, if you're an off dutypilot, do you just get to
like sit in the cockpit you canif you want to. Yes, there's
an empty third seat in there.There's actually a bed in there in some
of those plans. My kid,yeah, my wife's cousin is a pilot.
(44:37):
Forget what airline it is now,but he said he'll he'll travel that
way. Like when when these pilotsor the flight crew travel between cities,
the pilots get to go into thecockpit and there's like a bed in there.
Wow, it'scott curtains around. Thisis an Alaska airline, so it
probably does. This is the scarieststory. This is why pilots will not
(44:59):
be able to be off duty init. Know that if your pilot goes
berserk, he could shut those motorsdown just with a flick of a switch.
Well, yeah, the sad partwas hearing that he had said,
I'm not well, yeah, Imean that's the security, But did you
(45:20):
know that a pilot could not Idon't know anything about flying. I would
think that there would have to bea series of switches. Apparently there's a
switch where you can shut those motorsoff. Once they're off, that plane
is jet is going down. Iknow that. I was surprised after nine
to eleven that terrorists could just takesome simulator classes and be able to fly
a plane. So there's got tobe some sort of simplicity this time.
(45:43):
I think he's been charged with thelike over eighty counts of attempted murder because
he was trying to bring the planedown by shutting the motors off. Yeah.
Yeah, I mean he reached overand did the hole, did the
here's the plane. We've got theguy to try to shut into and down
out of the cock. That seemslike he sent out of Tennessee after for
one moment of going uh a littleoverboard, just one moment. Again,
(46:07):
I didn't realize that there were justoff duty pilots hanging out behind the security
that is. But I'm just saying, all it takes is one suicidal pilot.
You what about that flight that disappearedover the ocean in nour Asia.
That's what they thought, right,Yes, one of the theories, right,
was that flight m somethings? Yeahright, But you've got a pilot
that's going through a bad period.Who wants to die. I mean there's
(46:30):
he could take. I mean justthink of that, you know, Kevin,
I don't want to think about it. If you're pilot, people on
the way to Logan Airport right noware saying, Okay, Kevin, we
get it, we can one switch, Yeah, we get it. This
morning pilot wants to take your planedown. I'm just saying. And if
anybody has a kidney for Op's brotherJeff, that would be yeah. The
(46:53):
alex Weather mostly sunny in sixties today, seventies tomorrow. One switch, thanks,
thanks, another forty six degrees inBoston. I'm heather for one switch
per engine or just one solid all. What should happen is he should he's
just egging you on. It's timeto stop. Stop. There should be
(47:15):
three or four different sequence. Kevin. He's a magical he knows the sequence
and he should have to talk goback to the tower to say, you
know what I'm saying, anything,get shout and the sequence should change with
every pilot. I don't know,that's not how what were you saying?
I don't know. It's z lX
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