KM&H 10.25.23 Part 1

B's Wrap Up+ C's Preview, Deadly Oil Changes And There's A New Sox Sheriff In Town...Almost

Episode Transcript

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Good morning, going to get outof your way Carlson, Mackenzie and Heather
in the Morning. We let theshow take its natural pace. Sometimes are
funny fellas Mama So Tom Kevin Curlson. He's weird. He's a nerd.
What the hell is wrong with you? Mackenzie? Can we or can we
not? Swear? Sure? He'san inspiration to other slow adults. We

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should be able to look at alittle poor network, Heatherfore, what is
wrong with these people? Not recommendedfor women who are nursing, pregnant or
may become pregnant. This party isabout to get some meat and probably not
that great for anyone else either.Carlson, Mackenzie and Heather in the Morning.
He ruined pancakes. That's impressive.God, this sucks. I just

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wanted to do something good this morningbefore alcohol class. Carlson, Mackenzie and
Heathers is my friend? What asI do? There's a certain understated stupidity.
I only use it for magestical purpose. Very wenmw Cox. It was
just crazy. I mean it's likean outpouring of emotion. The energy was

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somewhere between like the Wiggles and adrug field grave. It was lots of
teenage girls laying on the ground takingvideos of themselves singing and crying along to
the music. They were all hoppedup on skittles. Oh, on to
a Wednesday. It is the twentyfifth of October twenty twenty three. Sure

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a friend, your pals on theradio high. My name's Kevin. I
stand here accused of insensitivity. Ohsure, I've tried to change my raise.
I've cried, I've hugged, I'vebeen hugged, and you know what
I've discovered, I'm an offensive person. Oh my John Letgow Yeah, which
sounds like yeah, he's in thatnew Scorsese movie too. Oh really,

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Yeah, my buddy saw it lastnight and great, how many oscars are
going out in that one awesome halfhours. Yeah, but they said it
flies. It's a long time inbest I think it's for a three and
a half hour movie. It actuallyflies, you know, his last one,
The Irishman, I thought was likeforty five minutes too long. Hopefully
it's not the same, yea,most of these unless it's that one.

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They didn't say, flu by theway, That one didn't fly. No,
this one, this one they saidgoes by the Yeah, they said
it was great. I said,they had no problems sitting in the Framingham
sixteenth theater in the big leather couches. Hi, my name's Pete Pe.
Look, this isn't my first rodeo, and I wouldn't be here if I
thought reverse mortgages would hurt anyone.No, No, it's certainly not my

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first rodeo. Probably my last rodeo. Yeah, rodeo. I took one
look at her and spoke to herfor about ten seconds. And the more
I spent time with them, themore I realized that these guys really are
a great match. How soon didyou know we were a great match?
Me with you guys when you putthe curtains up when rock Rose was showing

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her boobs, and I was like, that was like a fun show.
Remember when you guys put the curtainsup whenever naked women would go into your
studio. I thought to myself,that's where I want to be. I
don't know why. I just thoughtthat's the fun part of radio. Whatever
they're doing, I mean, behindthe curtains exactly, Why can't I go
behind the black curtains, show upon the studio windows a girl too?

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You know what? I think Iwas her son's teacher. Oh really,
Yeah, she was super nice.Her son was spectacularly nice. Okay,
if she was sitting where I am, her boobs would be about a foot
onto the desk here on the soundslike she would she would lift them up
and she would hit our producers inthe head with her boobs. She sounds
like a kissing bandit from the lateeyes, very similar, you know,
you know, used to ever do, used to ever wake up listeners.

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So someone would say I'd like RockRose to wake up my friend, and
they producer would follow her and they'dshow up while the person was sleeping,
and she'd basically lay her boots ontheir face. Yeah, that's how they'd
wake up. And the hire thatwas radio the old days. You're just
a teenager then, and he's olderthan me and I was there. So

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right, is Kenny Young, ourexecutive producer right there? Hi, Kenny?
You do look like somebody that doesdrugs? Is that true? Are
you one of those dopers? Yeah? Those edibles to go to bed at
night. Hm, that's the turnto people have made. I got my
sister in a law taking him beforeshe goes to bed. Mm hmm.

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The one that's already thinking crazy thoughts. Yeah, oh gosh, what do
you do? And it's like you'retrying to set up and make her a
psychopath stairs at TikTok all night long. So I said, put your phone
down. Here's an edible, youknow, I said, I said,
A friend of mine producer does thesebedtime baddies and it knocks him right out.
No, I understand all of this, and I know that it lets

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people fall asleep, but everybody shouldalso remember that when you use marijuana in
anyway, it creates and you don'teven know what's happening. It reduces your
peripheral vision for a number of hours. I don't know if it's twenty four,
forty eight or seventy two, andit has effects that are like that
last for a while. Speak toit. I've never experienced any peripheral problems

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after taking my bedtime back. Youknow, It's like it's not something that
you notice. It's not like youonly have peripheral vision to here. It's
just marijuana in general. Just likeI'm glad everybody's sleeping, well, I
just it's sad that that's how wehave to fall. Try to convince my
wife than pharmaceuticals. It is apharmaceutical now, but it's just but it's
naturally occurring. Ye, yes,but they're doing things to it. And

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what I take is all natural.There's no chemicals in it. No,
no, I get it. I'mjust saying, you're not just taking it
off the plant and taking it rightinto your body. Yeah, I'm just
I'm just saying every I'm glad everybody'sinto it. I just it's sad when
you say because I'm not. You'rethe only person I'm facing and it helps

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people. But you know, right, Yeah, Rex, And I know
what that does. Six one sevennine three one one double O seven are
number. Hey you five thirty clubmembers looking for you in the text line
WZX and your message send it toseven oh four to seven oh. And
of course the talkback feature on theiHeartRadio app. We're always looking at that,
right, Kenny. Yeah, thatwas dead as a door nail yesterday.
By the way. Oh okay,well, let's kick it up a

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notch on that free iHeartRadio app tookon the red microphone leave us voice mess
that send it through once again thismorning. I just I have a quick
question about any construction workers who mightbe listening this morning on these overnight road
crews. What is I'd like toknow just what the project is called.
What the project is called between CambridgeStreet and the Prudential Tunnel is there?

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It deserves a name because it's beengoing on for two years. Over two
years, and I don't see anyI mean, I'm sure all the work's
being done when we're sleeping, butwe are coming in, you know,
four am, and I'm not seeingany signs of construction. I'm not seeing
any actual labor. What I'm whatwe see is cones being picked up and

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moved by those trucks. Okay,and I see at least are they doing
the bridges four stateies because the roadsthe roads certainly haven't changed. There's scaffolding
by those bridges, those new bridgework that they've been doing. They're scaffolding
exit or something. Clearly they're doingsomething. But i'm moving an exit yet
that's the big project that they're talkingabout by b b U. Yeah,

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yeah, yeah, they're not doingthat. I just wonder what it is.
That's all. So what you're saying, though, is you're Kenny,
You're not seeing anybody actually working,but you're seeing a lot of stoppage and
you know, every direction. Yeah, yeah, every night there's wesh sorry,
every morning it's doc when we getup. Every day is a different
lane that's closed, yes, rightright, But yet there's no improvement on

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those lanes. I don't see anydifference. No, So like driving in
on Route nine, which is whatI have to do to get to the
pike and framing him. There's coneseverywhere, there's barrels everywhere, but you
see progress. The streets were millednow route naving to repay. They had
the big roller out there, youknow. I just I wonder does the

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project have a name from Cambridge Streetoff to that? Just no, I
just have a question. Keep closingour ramp here too. It's like you're
annoying as well. Well. Thatis annoying because you know, and I'm
not going to get up any earlier, try to get here any sooner.
So it's open by the time Iget to Oh yeah, it's open by
the time you get there. Secondtime this week? That coming? Yeah,

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what are you talking about? Ohyeah, yeah, So my question
is what do you do? Takeone exit further and then kind of circle
back a mile and a half Areyou kidding me? Yeah, you got
to go up to sixty. Youcould get off at sixteen, but then
once you go under the bridge yougot to bang a yui and come back
this week. Otherwise you're going upanother almost two miles to the route sixty
eggs. Yeah, what does yourways tell you to do? That's what

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tell you to bang the yui.It tells you to go the two miles.
Yeah, that stings, right,it's ridiculous. Well, you know,
now there's seven minutes. I'm morefrustrated with the pike. I understand.
Well, they're taking up the coneson the exit when I'm getting to
it. That exits not an issue, because yeah, it's for me.
It's it's about four extra minutes,four to five extra minutes. Oh my
god, are you wearing another oneof those car hert shirts? But this

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one's an army one. What doyou think your camouflage camouflage on yesterday?
Them come in here my carhart whenyesterday was like bright orange, so it
was really blending of about six orseven. One is like like a weird
coffee colors, another regular army patchin the middle. Are they all camera?

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This was six dollars now. Imean I've got long sleeve too that
I'd like to showcase. The shortsleeves are big enough for leg openings.
What are the long sleeves, Ihave an animal. Do they actually come
in at the cuff or do theyjust open to your fingers? I have
been tried them on yet, soyeah, I have a nice crease in
the shoulders. You iron that shirt, it's just like, just wore it
off of the rack. Why youdon't wash? My wife loves ironing my

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T shirts. Boy, just downthe sleeve, just loves putting that crease
in T shirts and you know,regular golf shirts. That's cool and you
she just does it right right.That's like the underwear. I love ironing.
I wear underwear right out of thepackage. I don't wash anything.
Well, package for men's underwear isdifferent women's underwear. We're pulling it off
of racks and it's open and it'snot covered flastic underpants, Kevin under For

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women, we're wearing the shows pants, all shirts, not sweaters. I
guess I don't wash sweaters, washanything. If I buy you can see
from where it was folded at Costco, put it right on. I think
most people do. All right,what's the big story here? First of
all, I woke up this morningin a panic, not to my alarm,

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but to the sound of what couldonly be described as a crew get
the size of Godzilla inside my house. Yeah, Like a light went on
and it was even it's you knowhow you can tell it's you can tell
like there's little crickets and then there'sfreaking meaty crikets. So some light must

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have come on, like a censorlight in our laundry room, which is
upstairs. And the minute the lightflashed and went back off, that thing
went freaking nuts. And it wasso And how do I alarm? Yes?
And how do I feel about bugs? It's the only thing that scares
me. I pulled the cover offthe grill last night to do some chicken
and there was a stink bug asthick as my thumb, just sitting up

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on the shelf like tonight. Andthey're so slow, and they're so slow,
it's like, yeah, do theybite? And if you look at
if you look at your window sills, if they get like that little like
what looks like a dirty little pile, that's a stink bug nest. Right

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the screen tracks. Yeah, that'swhere I get them, and I take
a pencil and I run them downthe screen tracks. When that stuff comes
out, it's like grass. It'slike it's like a cocoon. You can
see the babies in there. Yeah, to get time. They don't run,
they'll just they'll they do their dummies. They can only fly about two
feet fly. Oh yeah, theyfly across my patio. I hate them.

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I hate bugs. But anyway,like turkeys, you know, they
can only fly for a few seconds. Get turkeys, I will. So
I thought to myself, well,I've got three dogs. One of you
needs to go eat this cricket.You know, like, what do I
have dogs for? If you're notgoing to eat the butt? You creep
up on a cricket, it stopsand then you gotta wait. You think
I'm going to creep up on acricket. Way, yeah, way for

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it to start making noise again.Stock the cricket like gently tapped on my
husband's shoulder. I'm like, forward, there's a cricket. And he was
like okay, and then just nothingand I'm like what do I what do?
Yeah? So then I walk intomy shower and I'm thinking, oh,
my God, please don't attack me. I know crickets don't attack,

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but I hate bugs. So Ispent a vulnerable place. I know.
I spent the whole morning thinking myself, this is where I die because it's
gonna jump. It's gonna jump outat me, and I'm gonna fall down
the stairs and break my neck.I didn't think it was gonna bite me.
Kevin, So cricket is at thetop of the headlines. It sounds
like it is. Yes, thatthat is the number one story of the
morning. Yes, my texter says, I'm smoking a joint right now.

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I think I've lost my peripheral visionfor as long as they can spell peripheral
vision. By the way, theother big did and the other bigs right,
I just can't say it. Threeout of the four of us are
wearing green, because isn't today thisis the opening up. Yeah, I
didn't even realize that. I mean, I forgot about it. Credit for
it. I'm excited. I'm superexcited for this favorite basketball. I love

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basketball. Yeah, I love howthe last two minutes of any NBA game
takes thirty five. Yeah, well, it's like a football game. The
last few minutes of a football goingfor I've got a foul to give here,
Pete. And that's why I likehockey so much. Kenny, I
know, tell me no timeouts.I love it. It's times the best.
The clock goes goes in soccer andnever stops, not even for like

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people coming in and going out orfoul, just keeps moving. Z Lex.
Weather mostly sunny and seventies today,Tomorrow and Friday. Saturday looks pretty
good. Sunday looks good to fiftythree degrees in Boston. I'm Heather Ford
on one hundred point seven double Uz Lex, Boston's classic rock I thirty
Club. Mostly sunny today, nearseventy to fifty three. Right, it's

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the fall. Wait a minute,Oh, I thought we discussed this before
the show we do. What's happeningKenny's he wants to hear the theme?
The shaft is the only reason youguys were definitely going to address this six
machines. I wanted to. Imean, it's a big deal. I

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wasn't gonna What did I say toyou? I said, the guy said
go in and do it. Imean, it's both we got no we
got to both be in on itfor this. Oh, I said,
I would would have been I wouldhave followed you right into the hole.
You know that chaff. Yeah.Richard Rowntree is dead at the age of
eighty one. Cancer, damn cancer. Yeah, pancreatic protective. John shaft

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Is said, you know, hehad breast cancer. You would not know
that back in the nineties. Hehad breast cancer. So man, but
you know what, I understand him. But that was the good self.
There were there were five shafting therewere five Shaft movies. Holy, you
know, right, And I didn'tsee any of them. I didn't know

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that. I just knew about that. Yeah. Same here. I was
too young for it. That's probablywhy I agreed with you not to do
it. Well, you know,everybody knows I knew of him. But
yeah, right, and then hedid Broots, right, which courts a
great mini series. Yeah, anyway, all right, so there you go.
That's the Shaft theme. Yeah.So the Bruins, by the way,
have reached a mark that they haven'tsince nineteen thirty seven. No,

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it sounds like we're getting a funfact if you'd like. Yeah, they're
six and oh okay, first timesince thirty seven. Nineteen thirty seven.
Yeah, but didn't last year startin a similar fashion all the way to
the President's Cup. Exciting to watchhim. It is record, Yeah,
it is. I love the addition. I've been bragging about him for about

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six weeks. Matthew Patra number fiftyone. If I was gonna get a
sweater, it'd be his not tonot to Patra in a lode of stars.
Matt Patra pots another his third hislast two games. Man, it's
two nothing brute. You gotta loveit. Yeah, six and oh,

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top of the division, nice andearly swimming shut out. You know,
wow, they're going good? Wasturned aside twenty three shows. Did you
put a future in on? No? I didn't. I should have,
Yeah, right, I should havebecause they weren't favorite going in. No,
they weren't like in the middle ofthe pack. Weren't they middle pack

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odds forget Yeah, because one ofour colleagues are Dylan. He put the
Celtics and Bruins in in the parlayand whin the win the championships, and
he said the odds were really goodon the Bruins. Now they're they're dropping
off. Meanwhile, the Celtics arefavorite, right, their favorite. The
plus four hundred last time. Yeah, really favorite favorite, like, yeah,

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over the Nuggets because the Nuggets areyour current champs. It was I
think it was the Bucks and theCeltics, right, yeah, plus four
hundred. Yeah. Absolutely. Theykick off their season tonight against the New
York Knickerbockers. Yeah. How soonuntil that Porzingis is injured into the season
do you figure? Well, let'ssee he got he played I think sixty
two games last year, which waslike I think, near a career high.

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So you can get that out ofhim, that'd be good. That'd
be good. So yeah, see'snext to night. We'll have to think
about putting together a Boston parlay again, Kevin, this time you can be
in on a on a nice VICTIyeah, I heard you, guys want
it's very disappointed that you wouldn't haveincluded me. You were on vacation.
It wasn't including Heather thes A there, and I'm a season ticket holder.

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I just thought we were. Wewere both off, and I would never
I would never ever your vacation.Thank you for that. Freaking they went
to Ohio hardly a vacation. Ithank you for that. He's crying.
I would have texted Kevin. Hewould have looked at this, and he
would have looked at that it camefrom me and said, what's he bothering
me? I have said that carsHeather Kenny. That's Nirvana Kirk, Cobain's

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daughter married Tony Hawk's son, Francisbeing Cobain. God. She's thirty one
now, second marriage, right,yeah, marriage for her, first for
him. Riley Hawk, the oldeststoke, like a pretty version of his
dad. Yeah, he's a handsomeversion of his because Tony Hawk is handsome
because he's so talented, but he'snot really handsome. I thought it was

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funny. They had a picture ofboth couples on a boat, like you
know, like a pontoon boat outon a lake somewhere. And the one
thing that I noticed was Tony Hawk'sknee was like had abrasions on it,
so like the guy is still doingoh yeah, oh yeah, still doing.
So he's I don't know what hisage is, he's close to my

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husband's. Probably, yeah, MichaelStipe married them, so that the godfather
Francis is godfather, So I guessthey were neighbors. So the fact that
Michael Stipe was friends with Kurt Cobainand Courtney Love in the nineties. Yeah,
they were neighbors. Yeah, right, because I feel like he was
like maybe two of the most normalthings that maybe those two had around them.

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Yeah, Like they were close.I would have been because guessed that,
right. It seems so stable andthey were like nuts nuts right,
yeah right. Drew Barrymore was thegodmother. She's a little crazy at that
point in time. Yeah, butmore stable than them, more stable.
I'm glad they were all friend Ijust I feel comforted knowing that they were
friends, right because I you know, I loved Kurt Cobain. So six

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eight, mostly sunny, another niceday today near seventy warmer today fifty three
Right now, if you haven't heardabout the update on the Alaskan Airlines pilot
who tried to shut off the engine'smid flight, everybody's heard that story about
it. I think I heard somethingdrug related, but that was that was
the extent, and then I didn'tread anymore. I was like, figures,

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right, Well, so the dudewas suffering from depression number one.
He had also lost a close friendrecently, so he was down in the
dumps about that. But then throwthis on top of the pile. He
also told an officer that he hadconsumed psychedelic mushrooms two days before the flight.
The federal affidavit also paints a picture, according to the pilots, while

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sitting in the jump seat of thecockpit, Emerson threw off his headset and
said, quote, I'm not okay, and then grabbed the red fire suppression
handles that would have cut the fuelsupply in the event of a fire.
One of the pilots grabbed Emerson's risk, while the other one declared an in
flight emergency. Yeah, so Kennyand I were talking in the production studio

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before the room, before the show, and uh, the subject came up
forty eight hours later, like fora psychedelic mushroom, there's still on a
fat He's still tripping, He's stilltripping. Yeah, forty eight hours I
could see that happening. Yeah,okay, yeah, all right. I've
been with no way, Oh God, I said, well, I don't

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do mushrooms, never have. Hegoes, well, the wife and I
have, and I can't imagine hemust have just taken I've been with people
that have done weed on a Fridaynight and are still effected by on Sunday,
okay, which is why I don'tdo Yeah. So yeah, I
mean I'll be all loopy for days. Yeah, that dude. When they

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took that dude to the back ofthe plane, he tried to open up
the door in the back and thenhe and then he actually told the flight
attendants you better handcuff me because Idon't know what I'm going to do.
He actually said that you better handcuffed. He keep zip ties with them,
Yeah right, they do anyway,But that's uh wow, no wonder people
do dry crazy stuff. I mean, at least he had enough presence of

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mind to say, hey, stopme. Yeah, I don't know what
I'm capable of, basically what hewas saying. I saw that in an
incoming flight from Europe was forced toabort over at Logan at the last second.
Over the weekend. I saw that. Yesterday there's mister Dorble and fancy
and answer, you're flying back froma visa this week. It's for them,

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but it's a party island, itis. So yesterday there was like
a major accident or something on theexpressway. Kevin, did you miss it?
Because it took me two hours toget home. Get out of here,
yeah, I did well. Iwent the other way, but I
only went there because the traffic wasbad right here at the red light.
Oh yeah, No, it tooka really long time for me to get

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home yesterday. But when you're stuckthere, I usually watch the planes come
into Logan and I try to seehow many I can see in a row.
So I see the one that's landing, I see the one that's right
over the expressway, and then sometimesI can see two in the path,
like I tried to see yesterday.While I was sitting because we weren't moving,
I noticed that two planes at atime were coming in the whole time,

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like right next to each other.Something to happen. It was weird
because you I've never seen that.Usually it's one at a time. I'm
like, what are they doing?Giant planes landing right next to each other?
Boy? Do we even have thatmuch space at Logan? Just water?

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What's coming up here? Do wewant to talk about the socks or
do we want to talk about aman, a local man who was kidnapped
in Mexico. Uh bresla, Okay, I'm excited for both kidnapped in Mexico.
All right, that's coming up nextstand bout here from the Planet Fitness
w se Lex Studios. Now,thanks for making that part of your morning

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idiot. Great story on X boss. All right, so what exactly does
the head of baseball operations do?Like, what's their job? They just
hire people? Do they make sureeverybody's happy? What's Craig Breslo, I
mean, I know, hired toput together a winning roster? Is that

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what their job was supposed to?That's what I'm asking so him, Bluey,
big deal, your whole job isto put together a winning team.
Yeah, you're running the show,so you're recruiting and you're looking in your
paying Well. I mean, here'sthe quick difference that I think there is
between him and Heine Bloom. HeinBloom came from the Tampa Bay Rays,
no budget down there, and itwas all farm system, you know,

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brought up from the farm. Thisguy's coming from the Cubs. It's got
a it's got a great track record. Craig Bresla, I think the purse
strings are going to open up forhim a little really, because he said,
basically, I'm not going to takethis job unless they do. He
might have Maybe it could be it'sonly forty three, forty three. The
guy hein Bloom was even younger,wasn't he He was? Well, remember

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Craig, he was in the Hewas in the league for twelve seasons,
and I think he probably played forten different teams. So he's familiar with
the inner workings of a roster,you know what I mean from a players
standpoint. Yeah, yeah, SoTHEO brought him in to the Cubs.
Oh gotcha. He did five yearsthere, right, seasons working for the
Cubs. Hopefully all that rubbed off. Yeah. By the way, he's

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super smart. So he's from Connecticut. He's a driven man, like he
could die today and say I've accomplishedall I need to do. He graduated
from you did you know that graduatedfrom where? Yeah, that's what I
mean, like Connecticut. Yea,he knows the area. Family's around if
they're still here. Two stints here, World Series title. So this is

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positive. Everybody's happy, you know, wow, wow, So everybody.
He's a good looking man, youknow, going to crap. Plus it's
not a stupid name. Weren't wetalking about a different name yesterday? There
was a guy boy I went toschools. We called him that. He
was Red Sox called him yesterday andsaid, thaddyus sorry, sorry that you're

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no longer a candidate. I wonderif he was ever seriously a candidate to
begin with, sort of give thisguy uh not, I wouldn't say a
pass, but you're not quick todump on him, saying that he did
bring you a world series. Iknow you're quick to dump on anyone.
Question is uh chorus like chorus staysright? Like their their friends? You
said bulletproof you know that. OhI didn't know they were friends. Well
did they play together? Did yousay, well, they were teammates.

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Yeah, so they know each other, that's for sure. Where they friends
teammates? Are we friends now notteammates? This isn't a team. Look
at us. We don't hide fivewhen we walk in the door. No,
we have a common goal and that'sit. Yeah, to stay employed
my common goal. By the way, there was just just I'm gonna only
mention it quick. There's a manhe's from Lynn. Uh. He went

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to go visit his sister in Tijuanaand he it seems like he was abducted.
Like people saw a bunch of guys. This guy's only forty six,
Solomon, He got into he wasdragged into a car by a bunch of
gsh my god, pulled and takenaway like one armed, like dragged into
a car. Don't go to Tijuana. I mean, I I'm just thinking,

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like my parents have all sorts ofstories, like because half my family
lives in El Paso, so whenevermy mom and her sister and my dad
would go to visit, everybody wouldjump in a car and just drive to
Mexico like it was nothing like andthere would be like absolutely, it wouldn't
be hard to get into Mexico,it'd be a little bit more difficult to
get back for lunch. And Iwas like, why would you do that?

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My dad always goes. I don'tknow. I never was allowed to
say no. It never felt right. So so he's been taken. You
know, they don't know where heis. There hasn't been any contact yet.
Terrible, I know, I mean, just I don't know. Have
you over here, you guys talkingabout their aren't they getting hit with a
hurricane or something? Five? Categoryof nowhere? Otis I mean, it

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just blossomed into this giant category fivehurricane? Is it out of nowhere?
We just weren't paying attention because itwasn't gonna hit U. It's Mexican.
They said that on the news today, and I thought to myself, I
hadn't heard of Mexico. Oh please, Kevin z lex weather mostly sunny in
seventies today, tomorrow. Wash,No, it's not what they're saying.

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Don't make eye contact. And Saturdayand Sunday looked great as well. Fifty
three degrees in Boston. I'm HeatherFord on a one hundred point seven right
here in Boston, one hundred pointseven wslax, Carlson Mackenzie, Heather Kenny,
six thirty one, mostly sunny today, good day, near seventy fifty
three right now. Mac Jones dressedup like buzz lightwear light Year yesterday.

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Do you think people gave them costumesand told them to pick yes? Oh
god yeah, and then hung withkids with cancer over Gillette. You've got
a friend in me. That's you'vegot a friend. Did you see the
revs too? Both of them together? Ooh, infinity and beyond. You
know he said that he had tohave right there seems to be no intelligent

(29:45):
life anywhere. Okay, he's sittingthere coloring. Do you see the video
of him coloring with the kids.I'm buzz light here. I come in
peace right. Everybody was in agood mood. Can you imagine having to
dress up like that after losing?You know what I mean? Suck.
It'd be a great way for himto end practice today. Let's go to

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the Patriots have a space ranger.Speaking of the quarterbacks of Patriots, cut
that Mallick Cunningham. Dude, hejust signed him to a three year deal
and they cut him. So,I don't know. They said they're gonna
if he passes waivers or something,he goes back on the practice squad.
Oh does so, and then Treywould probably expect him to do. I

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guess, does anybody need a quarterbackout there? Maybe they somebody picked them
up taking a couple of teams.Why wouldn't they cut Zampy? They hate
him, you know, God,get rid of that. I can't pigure
that, well is it? Idon't know. You got Greer still on
the h He might not clear waivers. Zampy, Oh you mean somebody may
snap snatch him? Then that career'sgot a hot wife. I saw pictures

(30:53):
of her on Instagram somewhere yesterday.Will Greer that's our third stringer. Yeah,
super hot. You mentioned Flowers too, Yeah, she is. Did
you see Chase Winovich retired last night? Oh? Did he? Oh my
god, remember Chase with the bighe had that big Maine. Yes,
when he was drafted by the Page. Did he play for Did he play

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for the past Patriots, Browns?Then the Texans and then the Dolphins.
He was on the practice squad forthe Dolphins and then they let him go
but someone else, Yeah, thenthey let him go. I can't believe
it's not about him. Only didthat We talked to him, right all
that rocks. Yeah, we hadhim on the show. So uh,
anyway, that's so. That's that. That was the career. Sometimes it
works out, sometimes it doesn't.But I thought I thought he'd be a
forest, didn't you in the Yeah, I kind of. I mean he

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had a great name, great hair, you know, great attitude, but
not a great career, right,Yes, didn't work out for him.
Yeah he was. Uh that's toobad. That's he said posted last night.
It's been a wild twenty one.I saw that it's been a while
twenty one years playing football. Ithought you didn't play twenty one. Yeah,
I guess you did include all thefootball, right, yeah, right,

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I get another reason. By theway, I know you've been founding
betting the Patriots this week. Still, by the way, plus nine and
a half go ahead. I'm justgoing to tell you this is going to
be an uplift. First of all, the Dolphins got their asses kicked last
week against Philadelphia and Sunday nationally,so they're going to come in with some
attitude. And they're getting Jalen Ramseyback their defensive back. Okay, so
he's back in the he's back inthe clubhouse. Whether or not he gets

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playing, but that's going to bean uplift for them. That's so many
guy's great. Okay, six timepro bowler. The little teaser. You
can give the Pats a ton ofpoints. Man, give them fifteen points.
You don't think they can. Youdon't think that if they were plus
give me be a tough game.A tough game'll be Al Boston's ClassicRock Carlson,
Mackenzie, Heather Kenny six forty five. How are we doing mostly sunny

(32:43):
today? Near seventy to fifty threeRight now? My wife has this twenty
sixteen Volkswagen Jetta Standard. You know, many miles ago on that thing,
close to one hundred thousand any bad, right, No, it's not.
No, Yeah, it doesn't makethe long trips my truck does. I've
got over for one hundred thousand mileson my truck. That's three years younger
than her car. You know,that's just how that goes. But committed

(33:06):
to the place. We bought itfor oil changes and here's why. Okay,
So it's in Bedford and I livein Framingham. It's not convenient.
I go there after work, scheduleit all the time. But it's every
ten thousand miles. So it's youknow, for her oil change, which
is that's awesome. She's not gettingvery many oil changes. Was that maybe

(33:29):
two a year? Is that whatit is? It's about right, Yeah.
And then the other thing is theygive you I don't know how many
places do this, No dealership thatI've ever been to. Tax they give
you a full video review of yourvehicle. So the mechanic, it's like
a five minute video. They walkaround the car underneath, they show you

(33:51):
all the everything's good and this andthat, and they have video. You
know. Yeah, Direct Tire usedto do that. I think that's awesome.
I do too, and they becausethey get right in there and they
show you again. Right yeah,so and the other I just look forward
to because I know when I gothere it's an hour and a half,
so I take a walk. Usuallythe weather's pretty nice, you know,
maybe in the dead of winter,I got to sit in the waiting room.

(34:13):
But yesterday was beautiful, so Itook like a three mile walk.
Look at you. I walked downto this restaurant called the Bedford House of
Roast Beef. It was about amile and a half away, because I
passed it on the way there andI went, you knew that's where you
were going to end up? Idid? You know? I can't.

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Every time I ride up that road, I look for the you know what
local restaurants might be there to popin on. You know, didn't treat
yourself that. That was my pickthis time, right, dude? It
was so good, And you knowwhat I didn't have roast beef. Would
you have? Because on the menuwas Greek kebab chicken salad. It was
as big as my laptop would havegone with the roast beef sandwich. I

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know's you will. He's on afat farm. No, I know.
But that's why. That just tellsyou the strength that Pete has. Well
he got a lot of food.Yeah, but I mean, if you
go to a roast beef place,you're eating roast beef exactly. You're not
getting a salad. And here's howI know the roast beef is good.
This fat guy comes in, rightand he orders. He orders a roast
beef sandwich and that's it. Hesat down at the table. The roast

(35:22):
beef sandwich was as big as asaucer. O, my god. And
that's all. He didn't have fries, he had nothing to drink. Giant.
Yeah, I got some. Don'tpay attention to the mouse over there
eating the salad. And over thesalad. It wasn't a very busy time

(35:49):
for the restaurant. It was likeeleven a m. Right, And so
I could hear them all talking aboutdieting in the back, and I'm thinking
they're talking about me because I'm afat guy and eating a salad. They're
not. They're thinking of themselves.I have to eat a salad today.
Well. The other thing was whenI started walking back. I'll never forget
my buddy Doug. Remember the oldgeneral manager quote. Unquote Doug. He
always told me when we go togames in Boston. He said, don't

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don't even stop at a crosswalk.Just walk right into a crosswalk because they
have to stop. It's the lawin Massachusetts. You get hit, he
goes, and it does. Alwayssaid, I'm in great shape. I'll
be able to get out of theway. And if I get hit,
they're gonna howe me a fortune candart. Yeah. Yeah, when he
was thirty. I'll never forget himtell me anymore. So I do that.

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I've carried that my whole life herein Massachusetts. I just walk right
into a crossway. I don't soI'm walking. I'm walking back to the
you know, the dealership. Andif this semi truck is coming down and
I see him out of the cornerof my eye, I'm not gonna look
at him. I just see thattruck coming down towards the stop sign out
of the corner of my eye.I'm in the middle of the crosswalk.

(36:55):
He just keeps rolling. He keepsrolling. Literally I could I didn't have
to even extend my finger to touchthe truck. I just he was that
close. And then finally he youknow, he sticks his head out the
window and he's like, you know, he's eight feet up. Yeah,
he goes, oh, man,I'm sorry, I didn't even see you
there. I was looking at myphone and I go, I'm a big

(37:17):
guy. Man, miss me confusedabout your size? Now? How you
miss I'm six feet tall forty pounds. Yeah, but I mean he wasn't
paying attention, right, So whatdid he do? So he stopped and
let me go by, and thenhe was turning right and I'm going in
the same direction. And as hewent by, gave me a little too
too, and I looked back andwaved. We waved at each other.

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He almost killed you, He almostkilled me. But you know what I
thought he was going to throw youin the truck, like you want me
to take you somewhere. Yeah,I'll give you right now. But what
friends wait the dealership to here?Right? The trucker sex Wow, how
did you go there? Because didyou get the truck is going to take
advantage? He just not just takehim where you almost whether you know,

(38:01):
at the end of my stories,I always end up in the gutter with
Kevin. Yes, I'm either deador sexually abused. The end of my
stories with Kevin, Well, youyou had a full stomach. So had
he run you over, letnus.All he would have been thinking was,
I can't believe I'm dying with lettucetopsy. This is gonna be think that

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one of us might be laying onan autopsy table eventually one day. Carlson
Mackenzie, healer, Kenny seven Otwo mostly Sunday today near seventy or fifty
three. Right now, see wallto strike away. Here it comes cave
a fly ball to right field overhis Carol. He's got it, and

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the Arizona Diamondbacks are headed to theWorld Series. Good for you diamond Backs.
Boy, those I tuned in fora few minutes. Those Phillies Philly
fans, boy, but they wererabbid. Oh you better believe it was
too straight at home. Oh mygod, that sucks. I mean,

(39:12):
everybody hates Philadelphia right for the mostpart, the part. But I mean,
who wanted the Diamondbacks? Did you? I mean it was me?
Oh I did, Yeah, Idid, really yeah, major underdog.
But I'm rooting for the Rangers towin it all. And that goes back
to basically childhood because I remember,I'll never forget the baseball card. I
had when Ted Williams, Ted theGreat Ted Williams managed the Rangers for one

(39:35):
season. Okay baseball card, Yeah, yeah, I'll route for the Rangers.
So Chris mad Dog Russo you rememberrunning into him at the Super Bowl
many years ago. Remember we walkedRemember he was We walked by him while
he was waiting to go on theair. I guess that's that New York
guy, New York. He's onthe satellite. He's on ESPN anyway,

(39:58):
So he was spouting something was alittle off with that. Well, yeah,
he sounds like the special needs.That's why when you listen to him
talk. My gosh, I'll saythis right now, and Bob Raceman wrote
it down. If they win thenext two days, they win the next
two games and win this series inseven games. If they win, I
will I will retire on the spot. Will so then last go back on

(40:24):
that. Yeah, Oh, it'sall part of you know, the whole
deal. So last night in thein the locker room, you know,
the Diamondbacks or retired, got whathe wanted out of that great publicity.

(40:45):
I do it every time. Youknow, everybody's talking about from the planet
fitness, w X Studios. Now, thanks for making us part of your
morning. Great store on the boss. Looking up at the TV and at
the Cathedral the Holy Cross in Boston, you see what happened to Jesus?

(41:05):
His arms brokers? Well, no, that someone came up and broke his
arms. I'm thinking he's already nailedto across. Can you please leave him
alone? Like, why break thearms off of the Jesus? Are they
sure that somebody did it? Itdidn't just happen well both of them,
It happened on both sides. Idon't know. I mean, I guess
you could be right, but itlooks like someone took a bat, yeah,
and just broke the arms off.Please stop. The headline that goes

(41:30):
along with what's his name? Isit Aaron Pennington? The guy that they
keep looking for that's accused or Ithink shot his white not find that guy?
Well, the headline on CVB thismorning is military training eyed in central
Massachusetts, manhunt for manslaught and hiswife's death. So he's in the Air
Force for a while, Yeah,and they think that maybe skill. It's

(41:51):
funny you say that because my fatheris in the Air Force, and I
know someone else is in the AirForce, and usually the first thing they'll
say is, yeah, we don'thave the same skills as well. My
uncle was in the Air Force andhe was a good mechanic. My dad
translator. He knows man. Mydad he translated pilots, the Chinese pilots

(42:14):
during Vietnam. Son took his ownlife. Well, I was thinking that,
but apparently they, I mean,they have dogs that when sniffing cadavers
in the area, right, Ijust I don't it's his car was found,
so when I mean again, ifyou haven't seen the pictures from the
sky, it looked like he drovehis car down across country, a high

(42:36):
school across country course and just leftit. It's not on a road,
it's not nearer road. You gotall the faith in the world. They're
going to catch this guy, theyalways do. Do you think he's alive?
Though, Like, do you Icatch him? You think he's alive
somewhere in that general areas he escaped. I just the whole thing I would
be. I'd be sort of nervousthen if I exist stable living at it

(43:00):
in the area, for sure.Yeah, armed and dangerous, don't you
know? They were saying yesterday andthe news. Don't don't approach him.
You know, he's dangerous. Didyou see the kind of people they have
set up around there to look forhim. They're all in like military gear.
Yes, he's a normal looking guy, you know what I mean.
Well, I mean he blends inlike I would just blend in, because
everybody who sees me wherever I am, they always think I'm someone else.

(43:21):
Like I've had people have full onconversations with me about children I don't have.
Someone will be like, how's Katiedoing, And I'll be like she's
great, thanks, you know,regular Heather. I'm everybody. So if
I committed, like if I Icould escape and no one would find me,
because I would just blend into acrowd. This guy is, he's

(43:44):
pretty good at it, and that'sfor sure, if he's still alive.
He blended into a good Norwegian crowd. But I don't know if he'd blend
into every crowd anyway. I hopethey find him. Maybe today's today,
Maybe today is. And the otherheadline, of course, is that,
uh, there's a new baseball aheadof baseball operations at the Socks. Craig
Bresla. Yes, and so Iasked earlier this morning, like what does

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that person do? Like, what'stheir job? And you guys said,
you know, find the right peopleto make a winning team, put together
a roster. But one of thebonuses we have. And I didn't know
this till I walked in this morning. And Kevin's like, this guy's got
a sense of humor. And I'mlike, oh, good sounds he had
I've heard the last couple of days. Is how super smart he is.

(44:30):
That is super smart funny laugh.Well, apparently he can make Kevin laugh
and he did it in a waythat makes me pleased. So remember Rex
Ryan, Uh, you know,the weird ma He's got those big chompers
for teeth that he think look natural, but they're whiter than this table.

(44:51):
Yeah. Oh yeah, he's allover the place. I see him every
Sunday. But so he was knownwhile he was coaching for the Jets as
the guy who had like a rethe weird foot fetish. The video,
the video with his wife where hewalked up on his wife as if he
was a cop and okay, ohyou don't have to put your feet in
you can leave. Remember she hada foot hanging out the window. He

(45:13):
pretended to be a police officer comingup and and they recorded this. It
wasn't like someone sneak was like sneaky. I didn't see him, but you
knew it was his voice. WhatI'm saying is they chose to record this
themselves. They released it, right. It was like the start of a
porn right, yes, yeah,really beautiful feet. You know, most

(45:37):
people do think those men that stupid. Get let's start this video right to
choppers. He's gonna say, there'sno take to on that. I mean,
obviously there's a there's a jet flying. He played he coached the jets,
of course. Anyway, there theyare beautiful. I remember that.

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So you're saying, what does thishave to do with Craig Breslo, Well,
he made a spoof video about thatwith his wife that he did.
Well, he's in the car.So he's in the car with his left
hand. He's got nice hands.Right, his left hand is hanging out
the window, just like Rex Ryan'swife's foot was hanging out the window.

(46:22):
Oh, I don't have to putyour hand in. You can leave it
up, are you sure? Yeah? Oh yeah, In fact, he's
a really beautiful left hand. Well, thank you. You know, most
people do think most women think myleft hand is pretty because it's but it's
soft and it's fatigue of course.Six. Yeah, it is very beautiful.

(46:46):
It is beautiful. Most wouldn't likeit. Do you mind if I
touching? He's a left hander,he's a picture so yeah, he's got
beautiful soft pitch. Yah, yesyou do, you can go, I
can touch it, yes, thankyou? All right, So this guy

(47:07):
that's perfect right in and we've alreadyhe's already been here, so it's not
like it'll be tough. Okay,So we are reposting that on all our
platforms right for click pait sure.Sure. And the other part was then
Kenny goes. But the best onewas remember when Wes Welker was benched for
a quarter because he was dropping afterthe foot video came out, every foot

(47:28):
like pun slash sentence. He couldYeah in the post game, come and
everybody's putting their best foot forward andyou can't just stick your toe in the
water. You know, you gotjump pride, you know, you got
your foot up in the air andwanted to go out there and just put
your best foot forward. So he'sa great player, he's got great feet.
I think he's very patient. Youknow, he's good feed, he's
a he's another guy's a great feet. You want to make sure that you're

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putting your best foot forward out there. And Wes, thank you for taking
that quarter suspension a quarter Yeah,but everybody was laughing with him. So
z Lex Weather mostly Sunday and seventiestoday, Tomorrow, Friday, Saturday,
Sunday. I don't know. There'llbe some more clouds on Sunday, but
it's looking great. Fifty three degreesin Boston. I'm heading forward on a

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one hundred point seven WUCLX