KM&H 10.26.23 Part 1

Flsuhing Money Down The Toilet, Sumner Tunnel Champion And The Vineyard Is Wired

Episode Transcript

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Good morning. They're not going toget out of your way. Carlson,
Mackenzie and Heather in the Morning.We let the show take its natural pace.
Sometimes are funny. I fells Mama, So Tom Kevin Curlson, he's
weird. He's a nerd. Whatthe hell is wrong with you? Mackenzie?
Can we or can we not?Swear? Sure? He's an inspiration

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to other slow adults. We shouldbe able to look at a little poor
network, Heather for what is wrongwith these people? Not recommended for women
who are nursing, pregnant or maybecome pregnant. This party is about to
get some meat and probably not thatgreat for anyone else either. Carlson,
Mackenzie and Heather in the Morning.He ruined pancakes. That's impressive. God,

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this sucks. I just wanted todo something good this morning before alcohol
class. Carlson, Mackenzie and Heatheris my friend. What as I do?
There's a certain understated stupidity. Ionly use it for medicinal purposes.
In the pray fregging ovind aw Cox, what I saw today was not individuals,

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was not a team. I sawa family and we could do something
that. Yeah, we can HelloWelcome to a Thursday. It is the
twenty sixth of October twenty twenty three. Hello one and all. My name's
Kevin. There's nothing like getting upin the morning and finding an iguana in

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your toilet. It is alive,could be worse, It could be dead.
There's things. Yeah, sure,you want it to be dead,
wouldn't he Yeah, you wn't wantto find I was here. It'd be
covered in paper towels, and that'swhat our people do here. It'd be
fun to see it splashing around inthere. Yes, Ei there m P
mccannonal. Do you really want youradult kids fighting over your money after you're

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gone? Isn't it better to spendit all now so they don't have that
option? Yeah? Like that,that's right. Spend it, spend its
people, don't give it to yourkids parent. We have some audio we're
going to share this morning. Itwas a phone call. Who Dave Ramsey
is right, that's the finance guy. Oh, I have heard of him.

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So somebody called into his show tosay that he had won like twenty
million dollars in the lottery. Andhe hasn't told I always told us this.
His wife hasn't told his kids,and it's been going on like over
a year since he's won. Anyway, I'll play it for you and we'll
discuss whether or not you would tellyour kids or not. You know,
yeah, yeah, Well their business. Kevin's really really Kevin and Kenny both

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have really thought about it. Youknow what they would do? They have
this plan, my plan in place. People have fantasies. Yeah, you
know, I got nothing else,You got nothing else going on in my
life? I sure will lay thereand think about the stuff. Why not
have a plan for sure? Heather, we got a plan for her today.
Well, singing and dancing has beenencouraged. But what would you caution

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people against doing nothing? Do ye? Number one on the list Kenny Young,
our executive producer. Hi, Kennygood, more than good. Okay,
I've had to cry, I've hada coffee. I'm ready to face
my responsibilities. Kenny played Redtail golfcourse yesterday. I did to Fort Devons.

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Fort Devons, first question I haveto ask you. Did you wander
off of the course and take insome of the surroundings of Fort Devons itself?
We did not know we were lockedin. Yeah, you can see
bunkers and you can see. Uh, I would like to have we got
the early hell of lunch, playeduntil it got dark, course finished in

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the dark. Yeah, it wasa painful depot on that course. What
a depot like an AMMO depot?Right? It built into a hillside and
you can open the doors to itand walk in and it's just unbelievable.
But it's amazing. Yeah that stuffof course, that's beautiful course. Well,
how did you play? Played?Okay, it was. It was

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a challenging course undulations you would.I think most golfers admit when they sucked
that day, right, because Ihaven't really heard anybody like lie about it.
We were probably in the mid nineties, so that's a high round for
me. Yeah, yeah, itwasn't. That wasn't the best putting day.
But uh but you know what youwere at your golf and it was

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gorgeous. I can't wait to goback. Yeah, six one seven nine
three one one double O seven arenumber five thirty club members looking for you
to check in via the text linewslex your message, you know the deal
seven O four seven oh five thirtyfour. It's sixty degrees another mass shooting
and then we'll march on like nothinghappened. Okay, we'll do that like
twenty two right now. Oh boy, there was dozens more injured, right,

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I mean just eighty people toll.I don't know the number. Numbers
are never but I do know thatyou know, Bowling Alley family place where
birthdays are thrown. Sure it wasjust another so what was just another average
Wednesday night and some small main town. It's the second largest town in me.
Theres people turned to total chaos.I mean, one's too many at

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the end of the day, right, Well, immediately think about the families
and the friends and the loved ones. But the people at the hospital,
the medical workers. I just firstresponded, imagine what they're going through trying
to deal with that many injuries,that many And that's the whole state is
now hundreds of families, life,so much pain forever. Here was a

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firearms specialist who spent time in uhthe hospital this summer with a wonderful combination
a mentally ill trained firearms instructor.Yikes, oh my god, recently lost
his job. You need firearms instructures. Oh my god. It's just a
terrible I just laying there last nightas I was falling asleep just scrolling through

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social media looking for updates, andyou know, like most people, I
guess as you were going to bedlast night, you got that information.
I mean there not. There's somany sad parts to it. But one
of the saddest parts is that atthe bowling alley that night, did you
know what night? It was?Youth night? Oh okay, it tells

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you a lot right there. Butthe victims crazy main medical is on lockdown.
They're like, so you were talkingabout the hospital itself, they're on
they're on lockdown. I mean,his car was found. It's kind of
like the story out of Massachusetts,but different where the car was abandoned,
another white car, and this wasa super right and the guy in Gardner

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hasn't been found yet. That's allstill on the run, right. This
guy here, he's forty, lookslike he's older. Like, I don't
even want to look at him.I understood. What can they put his
face on TV? They can't showthe victims because well they have to show
him because he's still on the run, so people have to be able to
see him just in case you justdon't want to look at him. I

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understand, But I mean I alsothink it's part of our responsibility as a
society. If we're going to bethis kind of society to be able to
look at him, you got tolook at the people that yeah for that.
Yeah, No, I mean,I mean, but as opposed to
like being like, because when youdon't look at things, then you could
pretend they didn't happen. I mean, I think we should start look at
these things straight once. And he'sburned into my mind, so I don't

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need to see him over and overagain. It's all. That's all I'm
saying. No, I know,I just I know, but I just
I feel like, like Kevin said, it'll happen today, you made one
look, and then tomorrow we moveon. Sure, like by the end
of the show, like everything elsein life that goes on, that's right,
it happens. We grieve and wemove on. Some really violent things

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we think about for a longer time, like the Boston marathon bombings. Three
people died, not twenty two,and we think about it pretty heavily all
the time, and we do thingswhen the anniversary rolls around. Sure,
but I mean right around right aroundthat time, for at least a year
or two, we were all doingthings and wearing shirts, and that went
on for a lot longer than justone day. But these kinds of things

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will just be by the end ofwell it's today's Thursday, you know,
by the end of the weekend,unless they don't find him, Like this
guy here in Gardener, they keepshowing on the TV. Now they're showing
a different picture. They're showing hismilitary picture, doing that shorter haircut,
so that we can see in casehe's changed his looks, I would think.
So, I don't know anyway,Yeah, you know, I guess

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he was hearing voices and so.Uh. You know, this is a
situation where if you see something,say something. If you if someone hasn't
committed a crime, I mean he'salready been committed. If he hasn't committed
a crime, and there's no lawin that state that says someone who has
mental illness has to give their gunsback, you do, He's got nobody

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there to help them. Two weeks, two weeks on a mental health facility.
He did have someone because he wascommitted for two weeks. I'm just
saying some states don't have laws likemost. I don't know if most states,
But if you have a mental illness, you can have a gun,
so well, he continues to uhto happen. So you just told the
story. You just hope that it'suh, that it doesn't touch your family

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and friends, and so that's whatyou do. You just hope anything is
you can't how do you how doyou protect yourself and your family from it?
You really can't because you know,like you said, it was youth
night. It's a bowling alley andwhat was the other place? A bar?
A bar and grill. So Imean, you've got some people got
the dinner, people out bowling.I can't tell if my kids are different
than most kids, but I willtell you that most of their lives that

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they don't participate in stuff where they'rewhere they're vulnerable. Yeah, right,
just at it, well, ata precaution. I mean, I have
one kid who's gonna enlist in thearmy. It's not like he's scared of
fighting or guns or things of thatnature, but he's just like, I'm
there's no need because there's no controlin situations like that, right at all?

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Is that is that our story?Yeah? That's well, I mean,
well mentioned, I mean, that'sthe thing you want to spend the
whole morning talking about it. Well, but I don't think we can ignore
it. You can't actually, becauseit's New England. It's so it's so
us. It's weird. We're partof this, you know without twenty two
people? My god, it whoknows it's the number? Now? You
know in sixteen since I woke upjust red like eighty people were shot,

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so you know there's going it's goingto go up, Mike. And what
kind of a weapon that dude had? Year style weapon? I saw a
scope on there, so I'm surehe had all kinds of Well, I
mean, he's a rifle instructor,shooting stress, so chances are he's got
all the things, z lex Weather, and he knows how to use them.
Yeah, with accuracy. No bodyarmor. I think he was barefoot

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too, unless he had it underneath. Did you see that? No,
I didn't see that. He's barefoot. I don't know what that means.
Z lex Weather, Sun and cloudsand seventies today and tomorrow sixty degrees in
Boston. I'm Heather ford On onehundred point seven Double US e LX five
thirty Club one hundred point seven wCLX, Boston's classic rock my name's Kevin,

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that's Pete. How they're Kenny fiveforty five sunny clouds mid seventy sixty.
Right now, when you uh,you wear that, when you take
a dump and you flush, you'reflushing gold. It's basically gold out.
It's oil like gold. That's right. I keeping it, not keeping it.
You're gonna ask you to you wantyou want? Don't you want to

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earn an extra one hundred eighty thousanddollars a year on top of your huge
salary? Wow? Yeah, that'sright. All you have to do is
sift through it. You can earnalmost twice mine and Kenny's salaries by just
collecting our own pood. It's amazing. This woman makes tons of money.
It's a part of a you know, people have these disorders, these bowel
disorders. Yeah, you know.So what they do is, uh,

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there's transplants. Did you know that? Yes, Pete, did you know
that? Or no? What botransplants? Yes, people with healthy guts
are selling their feces and then thetheces is then transplanted with the disorders.
Yeah right, and then that helpsthem unhealthy people. I don't think they
produce the proper bacteria or something Imay or may not be married to a

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person who ten years ago was inthat situation, although he didn't have a
transplant. Oh okay, but therewas a lot going on. Oh okay,
yeah she was. So this womanis saying, yeah, I mean
was it ib has irritable BELLEL syndrome. I think that was part of it.
My niece had that. It wasawful. Yeah, just or is

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that a complete blowout? No,it's not either of those. Total discomfort.
Yeah, he thought he was.She had three kids. Yeah,
it has three kids and living withthat. It's just there's a lot,
and there's any time there's testing,Yeah, anytime there's really well yeah there
is, Yeah, there is.But any any time there's something wrong with
your organs. Functioning of your organsat a young age. Yeah, brutal.
Yeah, it's not great. Here'sthis woman who's a who's a donor.

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You have been flushing away a lotof money. Some people are making
five hundred dollars to two hundred thousanddollars a year selling their poop. Well,
you haven't flushy away pubes. Butat the same time, let me
you did you It's like inspector youyou're going to make money. A number

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of sites, such as Human Microbes, are now offering to pay people five
hundred dollars for steel samples and upto one hundred and eighty thousand, five
hundred bucks. I don't think anyof us have healthy enough poop. Really,
I don't say it like you're supposedto. Any of us have healthy
enough peop. There's a year forjust selling your poop. And you're probably
wondering why we are in urgent needof more fecal donors as we're seeing more

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people it before, I would beI would be so proud wear a T
shirt? Why would you take?What's the difference between that and the blood
donor? You're saving lives? Thingis it's a brown ribbon that you wear.
It don't happen in surgery though youget for like twenty and twenty five

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year olds offage ruffage. He's abag of lettice. Oh yeah, I'm
dropping off my pube. You sayit though, like the places that my
husband had to drop off his pupe. Yeah, I was Mass General.

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He doesn't work near Mass General,but who does this? I always look
at him every time something's about togo wrong, and I go, you
know what I did for you.I carried a brown bag filled with your
pupe. I stood in line atMass General numerous times to drop off your
puke. It was like dog pube. Oh boy, all right, I

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needed that, laughing, Yeah,that was good. Five forty nine.
If we have your Blank one eightytwo tickets. I don't know if you
heard or not, but Blank oneeighty two is playing Fenway and so well,
have your tickets coming up? It'sseven fifty here, this one one
hundred point seven. Okay, Soyou know last Boston's classic rock. There
is some new Tom Petty music outthere that was just released. You've got

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to help me. I'm sure hedidn't want it released, you know,
because I like it. I dotoo. Well. He was alive.
If you had thought it was goodenough to be released, he probably would
have released it. So the Estatehas released a couple of songs, Tom
Petty, you don't if you don'thelp me, anybody else. Blues Action

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six oh five. Hi, myname's Kevin. That's Pete to the right
there, Heather fort is here,Kenny six oh five, sixty degrees,
Sunny Cloud's mid seventies here today andyeah, well march on I work.
Everybody's aware of the mass shooting,just another one. So we march on
here today. It's not like,uh, you know, we're forgetting what

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happened. It's just you know,I mean, what do you what do
you do? You just try todo a show. I guess you know
that's what we'll do. So butthis is the sad thing. And it's
so many levels too. So manylevels is sad. Yeah, it's part
of the New England family and soanyway, but so look this deer Abbey.
Do you remember, Pete when youwere begging for a prostate exam.

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Remember for many years I've had onecoming up November fifteenth, all right,
But you remember, like I'd goget a physical. This is like in
my late thirties. I go,yeah, they did a prostate exam.
And I mean for like ten yearslike I was getting the prostate exam.
But the whole time, You're going, jeez, when I get a physical,
they're never giving me a prostage.And I'm older than you by a
couple of years. Wow. Iremember then you were like going, you
go, I said, we'll askyour doctor for one. You know,
I'm not going to ask my doctorfor a prostect but they're finally doing it,

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you know, as you get older, but now in your forties,
you know you're getting them. Youshould right right, I was getting in
my late thirties. Maybe he lookedat me and I got to give you
a prostate exam based on how youknow you look. I guess at one
point my mind was perfect. Infact, I had two prostate exams in
one exam. I do remember thatbecause they brought in another medical technician to

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show you them you're pretty prostate.Do you mind if we give you another
prostate exam because I'd like the studenthere to feel what a perfect prostate is.
Then they walked down and they laughed. They're like, guy for it.
For it. That wasn't even myfinger student, some guy in the
weight roomy bought it. I shouldask for Well, you know, I

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did have a similar situation when Igot that. Procedure was called eshore,
which they don't do anymore. Theydid it for like six months where they
put these coils in your fallopian tubesto stop you from making babies. And
when they were putting them up there, the one doctor goes get them in
here, and they pulled him sixother doctors, and they said, look,
how nice for philopian tubes. Getthe camera. Then, well there

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are cameras up there. Yeah yeah, I was watching my own fallopian teams
at the time. But yeah,it's not fun. So this guy's riding
deer Abbey. He's in his fifties, and so he went to uh a
new primary care doctor that he's goingto, and he went in for a
you know, complete regular physical.So he goes in for his physical and

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he says, I was not askedto undress. And you know, my
previous doctors had me, you know, because you know, you go for
a tsuna. Yeah right, Imean they make me take my socks off
because they want to look at myfeet. Anyway, the doctor, he
says, seem nice. But Ifound it strange that I wasn't examined physically.
I find it hard to understand howa doctor could properly, properly examine

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me without undressing me. I foundthis all very confusing. Yeah. I
don't know if it's you know,I know that I remember my doctor getting
I went in for a physical thisjust the last couple of years. I
mean, did they not take hisheart beat? They listen? Well,
I don't know. Maybe they youknow, maybe he didn't have to.
That's what they're doing, right.But I remember my doctor getting agitated because

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I said, do you have anymore physical? He goes all day to
day. And I remember him tellingme that, you know, like he
was, if you're in your twentiesand thirties, you don't need to have
a physical every year, like hewas sounding off, like he was pissed
that he was doing all these physicals. I thought, Oh, then,
yeah, but you're used to.When you're a kid, you're getting one

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every year until you hit eighteen.So for some people in their twenties,
they just forget about it and they'rehappy to be done. Your parents aren't
making them. But for others,it's what they're used to. My son,
when did that start? Because Ididn't get physicals as a kid.
I did every year every year,every year. Yeah I did too,
Peter Kanye's office. Yeah wow,Doctor Roberto was my doctor. But I
think I saw him but in sixtimes. But in my twenties I didn't

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get one every year. Did youget a physical every year in your twenties?
No, nor even in my thirties. Year we should get you think
you're near death, you think you'redying. You got something, you know.
I always think I have a braintumor. I'll tell you what because
I remember, Yeah, No,my husband's parents are English, so he
never went to a dentist, notonce as a child. Yep. I
find that mystic upsetting. Yeah,some people take their kids to doctors and

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some people don't heather what's coming uphere? I don't know. All right,
stand by from the Planet Fitness wCLX Studios. Now, thanks for
making us part of your morning.People are great. Story one seven w
CLX bosson before we get to theunfolding tragedy in main. Uh. I

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just said out loud in the studiothat the there was a foot of snow
that dropped on Montana in the lastcouple of days. Yeah, and and
then I thought to myself, well, it's Montana. But then I'm looking
at the pictures that they're posting,and their trees had leaves on them like
here. And also last week itwas in the eighties there, so it's

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going to be almost eighty here thisweekend. Oh is that a precursor?
I don't know. I'm just sayingthey seem to be living their best fall
lives just last like you know,all the trees still looked great. Eighty
degrees. Remember our Halloween party waspower was out in Foxborough for a week
after. Yeah, went out atour party there in the dark. Well,

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it's funny because I lived in Hallat the time and nothing like it
was completely wonderful, but around whereI live now. Let the dog out
that night and transformers two transformers blue. That's loud, Yeah, very loud
noise. Amazing. Yeah. Iguess I'll pull that snowball out then and
get her think about it. Atleast I ran it once this summer.

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You run it over the summer Idid on time you talk to it?
Or you just love that thing?Okay, just checking. Yeah, and
Kevin, you have a brand newone that you haven't used yet one time
and I didn't even need to useit. I hope to not have to
use something. I hope we havea deep, deep snow winter. I'm
missing snow. Well. I sawthe thing I did see my first like

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fuzzy wuzzy, you know the caterpillarsthat are brown and black, you know
I'm talking about. And then youcan tell what do you call it?
What kind of winter you're gonna havebased on it. The caterpillar is more
black, then there may be moresnow to tract. If there's more brown
snowfall numbers may be down. Ifthere's more black near the head, we

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sure will start harsh then turn mildinstead. And that is the caterpillar I
saw. I saw one that hadmore black towards the head of it,
and the rest of it was reallybrown. So I'm thinking it's going to
start out like because the caterpillar knowsall because I found me a fuzzy wuzzy
caterpillar while I was walking into thevet and rent them. So just to
let you know, Rentham, caterpillarsare showing the harsh start and then a

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better end. All of this talkjust to avoid what happened in Maine yesterday
in lewistone still happening. Really,they haven't found him yet. Hsin for
those of you that don't know,is like northeast of Sebago. If you've
been to Maine, it's the secondlargest city town in Maine. It has
forty thousand people. And a manwent into a bowling alley on youth night

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on nightmare and a barn grill.Here's a public public safety office that's approximately
six fifty six. This evening,a couple of shooting incidents occurred here with
multiple casualties in the city of Lewiston, and police are currently searching for a
Robert R. Card four four ofnineteen eighty three of Bowden. Card is
considered armed and dangerous. He isa person of interest. However, if

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people see him, they should notapproach Card or make contact with him in
any way. The shelter in placeof order that currently stands in Lewiston remains.
A vehicle which was a vehicle ofinterest in this incident, was located
in Lisbon, and we are nowalso asking residents in Lisbon to shelter in
place in southeast of Lewiston. Peoplein like, out of ten people in

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Maine, how many do you thinkown firearms? Wats? But this man
was in a mental ward for twoweeks this summer, and he's a firearms
instructor. But I'm just thinking ifyou're if you're like sheltered, sheltering in
place, like, I would saymost of those people have their guns out,
is what I'm I mean, ifyou're in your home, yeah,
yeah, but I mean who knowswhere he is. His car, like

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the car of the guy in Gardner, found miles away in the middle of
nothing. And like you said,what an awful combination that you've got to
You have a mentally ill trained firearmsinstructor. My god, who had just
recently gotten help. Apparently that wasn'ttwo weeks in a mental health facility.
I just that's that's a story fortoday. I will continue to a sandwich

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it in between and by Monday andwould be forgotten. It will be forgotten
by Honestly, it depends on ifhe's found, we'll move on to another
shooting. So yeah, he,like the guy in Gardner, is trained
to use firearms. So I feelso if you are married to or you
are a law enforcement person involved inall of this, it's gotta be scary

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as hell. Yeah, you gottoo trained right firearms people like, there's
nothing scary with nothing to lose.Zelex Weather, sun and clouds and seventies
today and tomorrow sixty degrees in Boston. I'm Heather ford On one hundred point
seven WSCL Carlson Mackenzie, Heather Kennysix twenty nine, son of Clouds here
today mid seventies sixty right now.You hear that story driving in this morning,

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Kevin, maybe Heather too, aboutthe car deer accident numbers being down
over the last couple of years.Yeah, because the pandemic, so many
dead deer. I think it alsodepends on where you live. Like where
I grew up, hitting a deerwas a rite of passage. It was
very rural for like that the townI was in, So I mean we
all hit deer. We were incars when other people hit deer. Since

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living here, yeah, last twentyyears, I have not hit a deer.
I've not seen a deer like Irandomly see them, but not like
where I grew up. So whereI grew up, I grew up on
the edge of a valley, youknow, the Cleveland Metro Park system and
loaded with deer, and we wereon kind of on the edge of it,
and we'd get deer wandering up fromthere, but very rarely. You

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never saw him in the neighborhood streets. Yeah, because you know, nobody's
going over twenty five miles an hour, maybe thirty five, you know.
So anyway, deer numbers are downwith car accidents, Okay, Yeah,
for now we wouldn't hit them goingfast. It's just there were no street
lights, so it was just yourcar lights. And sometimes it would just

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run right in front of running rightin front of your cars because on both
sides of you with cornfields or fieldsor sure. I mean, I've never
hit a deer going fast, thankfully. Oh I know, I'm always my
buddy hitting a deer right. No, my buddy hit a deer. He
didn't know what he hit. Hewas on the highway, he didn't even
see it, and he came toa stop and then the deer landed on

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the hood of his car. Afterfour Yeah, that's all. That's how
I I went, Oh my god, Yeah, I watched the deer's head
come off. I was on adate. Only date everyone on with this
guy. He hit a herd ofhim. They just walked right out in
front of his car. The headpopped right off the deer Juz and then
he punched his car so hard becausehe was mad because it was this car
was broken that he broke his fingersand the car behind us were other kids

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that I went to school with,and they're like, hey, you want
to ride And I didn't even reallyknow him. I'm like yep, yeah,
please get me out of this car. I don't want to be in
this position. Can get to anybase with you or anything? Then no,
he broke his hands. He gotany base with himself with the other
one. All done with his handand all done. All right. So

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this woman's driving through the Sumner Tunneland if you don't take the Sumner tunnel
maybe you've never experienced it. Noteverybody does. It is hell. And
this woman gets behind a semi truck. Yeah you heard it here. That
thing just smacked the top of thesummer all right, and here we go.

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He's not stopping, that is he'sgoing to go into the middle.
Yeah. So the Summitar tunnel hasa bit of a curve to it,
right okay. And he was inthe left lane and it's scraped. So
he moved to the center, walkingbirth lanes, going and thinking to himself,

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I can get through, I canget through. I gotta get through
that and not tell anybody here sothat you know, he can just completely
stop traffic. That's not it breakssounds like a summarye. He's going hard.
That trailer. The roof is scraping. That's what you hear. Oh,

(28:52):
that's the sound of the Oh Jesus, yeah, Oh that's the whole
way through. Oh yeah, ohmy god. You know she's filming.
You can see the marks on theceiling. Is the tractor trailers. Weeks
of closure to fix it, justto have this guy ruin it. People

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are wicked smart here in Boston.Does she have her emergency blinkers on?
You can hear them, right,that's ridiculous. Well, what is he
going to do? I would justkeep going. Yeah, as long as

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it's not tearing the truck apart,you're gonna get through. It might be
like I said, get back tothe depot and not say a word to
anybody, you know what I mean, because it's the top. But we're
all in a tunnel twice a day. How often do you think about tragedy
when you go into it? Everytime? I entered every time? I
would say once a week for me, every time, every time, unless
I'm looking at my phone with otherthings about to become part of the tragedy.

(30:00):
Gaxt so do you think that diddamage to the structure? But they're
working on it next summer, soI don't worry about it. Six thirty
four. Now, Carlson sixty degrees. Remember the other day we were talking
about Robert Plant singing Stairway to Heavenfor the first time in sixteen years.

(30:22):
Yes, and he's and he haseven stated, I'm not overly fond of
the song. You know, Iwrote it back in the day. You
know, it meant something that's youknow, it's okay, you know,
and you're thinking, well, whywould he sing Stairway to Heaven for all
those years? And he has saidsaid no multiple times to singing that Stairway
to Heaven. He was at acharity event though, right, correct,

(30:45):
So Andy Taylor from Duran Durant throughthis charity event. And so I read
an article last night the guitarist whowas like in the backup band, like
totally crapped his pants. Uh.The reason he did it is because somebody
made a huge donation and said,you know, if if Robert Plant will
the greatest sing Stairway to Heaven,I'll And there's no number attached to it,

(31:07):
but I'm assuming it was probably amillion bucks or something like that,
you know what I mean. Andthat's why Robert Plant agreed to sing Stairway
to Heaven. But it's funny thatin the article a guitarist. I don't
even know who this guy is.He's a no name, but he was.
You know, he's in the bandand he was given four days to
learn Stairway to Heaven. And theyall don't. All guitarists just kind of

(31:29):
have that in their wheelhouse and thatwhere they start. Maybe I don't,
but you know he's but his thoughtis I'm in a small room playing with
my hero. Yeah, okay,that would be the pressure. And it's
one of the most famous songs ofall time. Don't mess it up,
right, It's probably part of thefabric of rock. I mean, you
will never forget that, you know. Yeah. Anyway, so Sun and
Klaus today mid seventies. And bythe way, I know you keep playing

(31:52):
that part of the song. Butwhen the drums kick in and he sings
right, he's much better. Ohreally? Yeah, because I I skimmed
through through that because I think hesounds pretty bad at the beginning of that
clip you play. In my opinion, I thought it was okay, right,
like it gets better. He soundsold, is what I'm saying.
Yeah, but when the drums,he is right. When the drums kick

(32:14):
in, it's worth listening to allright, I will yeah, probably on
YouTube right at this point in time. So there's this restaurant in Georgia that
is now charging it's a bad parentingfee for my sister's one of her places
she lives. Where in Georgia?Tell me that. Do you know the
town? No, I'll just lookit up. So Blue Ridge Mountains.

(32:37):
Yeah, it's in the Blue RidgeMountains. Does it come on the receipt?
It's on the menu, it'll say, Well, look, you know,
but I mean, if your kidsare bad, is there a bad
parenting charge like in print? Yes, it is. It's actually right there.
When you type in Georgia restaurant,the first thing that pops up is
bad parenting fee. Yeah, soyeah, the restaurant charges you extra for

(32:58):
bad parenting if your kids are actingup. And I don't know, I
just don't think it sounds right.And what's your barometer? People, that's
the question for bad behavior. That'sa good point. I looked that up
and there wasn't anything listed specifically.One of the reviews said that their kids
were watching a tablet and they stillgot charged. I'm sure it wasn't that
simply watching a tablet I'm sure thetablet was probably on full volume and the

(33:21):
kids were still interacting or screaming.It should be she They are right.
There should be rules to explain itso you know what to do, so
you're not you're going to accidentally becharged for something. This is in the
real, real barometer belong to theparent. I mean common sense. If
your kids in there disrupting a restaurant, we never did it, Yeah,

(33:42):
well did. That's the problem isthat some parents don't have commons. Don't.
That's the problem. Yeah, that'swhere the barometer lies, right right.
They don't. They don't understand beingcourteous to tell their customers. Look,
you know, I don't mind acouple of yelps, but parents that
sit there and tune out their kidsshould be hold to get it together.
But most restaurants won't do that becausethey're afraid of the back lives. Okay,

(34:04):
See, and a lady was rockingher baby to sleep and got charged
extra Yeah because the baby was cryingor you know, then walk out of
the restaurant. That's don't make itseem you know what I'm saying. And
I also believe that it's where theysit Families with kids in restaurants. Yeah,
Like, my wife and I willwalk into a restaurant and the restaurant's
half empty, but we can seethe whole restaurant. It's half empty,

(34:28):
and we'll look over and there'll bea family with screaming kids, food all
around the high chairs. And I'llturn to my wife and go, they're
going to put us right next tothat family. You can always ask to
move. Oh, my wife doesn'ta heartbeat. So as soon as we
start heading in that direction and wealmost get to the table that's right next
to the crying kids, my wifewill go, ain't happening. And that's
so funny because the parents will alwayslook up like, yeah, we know,

(34:51):
we know what's going on. Forthe most part, we didn't take
our kids to restaurants the whole timethey were little. We only went to
Friendlies. So that was the onlyrestaurant they new and that's how and that's
also how they got used to restaurantetiquette. Yeah, makes sense. I
feel bad for servers at Friendlies,you know, because it's a you know,
it's a kid place that expensive.But they made balloon animals there,

(35:15):
and the handover mall Friendlies the onenext to the Hanover Mall on Wednesdays,
every Wednesdays. But these parents willlet these kids run around, get underneath
the table, all that stuff.I agree with you on one thing,
like and this is not a popularopinion for someone my age. Wait a
minute, let's write this down.Agrees with Kevin. Yeah, there you

(35:37):
go. The data is I havea hard time when I see everybody post
things online or social media about howthey're so happy their kids are loud and
speak their minds and that that's goingto make them great adults and they're going
to run companies and they're and I'mthinking to myself, you know what,
I might have two kids that runcompanies, but they're quiet and kid doesn't

(35:58):
have to be a complete and thatwasn't because they were necessarily born that way.
My husband will say, yeah,you made them right. So I
personally have a hard time with those. It wasn't a restaurant in Ohio last
weekend and there was a sign onthe doors you walked in said firearms,
welcome here. Where were you inOhio? Firearms? That's a sign that

(36:21):
I would walk out the door.Because the minute they started to dispute a
bill and a gun comes out.I'm not getting shot for that. It
is it's getting warmer, can youtell mid seventies today we are at sixty
right now. Cocaine so over thesummer. It's just now being you know,
they're confirming it fifty three pounds ofpure uncut cocaine washed up on the

(36:45):
vineyard at Lucy Vincent Beach. Areyou sure it wasn't one hundred pounds and
those vineyards or whatever? Right,there's some parties, Yeah, did you
see that? If you've seen thepictures that's got the two can on them,
they're like, it's the Guinness tooCan you know the Guinness too can?
Yeah, you don't know the GuinnessToo can? Yeah? Yeah,

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and all their uh you know it'sit's their mascular signs. Yeah yeah,
yeah, it's that's what it lookslike to me. I don't know.
Maybe it isn't the Guinness one wrappedin a trash bag and a burlap sack
with the two can on it.Yeah, but they had they found a
ton of cocaine, and so youknow, the officials are saying, you
know, one guy said, intwenty three years is this this is unheard

(37:28):
of? This usually this happens.Then the Caribbean are down in the Florida
Keys or yeah, yeah, it'slike weird reading the article and seeing Cape
Cod's Drug Enforcement Administration office. CapeCox is CODs. Do you know where
we can score some drug administration office? Gonna be Creek. I get some

(37:52):
cocaine. I guess they have tohave an office like that. Oh boy,
a lot of coats. So youknow when I go from my walks,
you know, you look for cocaineon the road, look for kilos
of coke and bags full of catWhich would have you found? I'd rather
have the cash, of course.Found a sex sex, found a dildo,
and I caught a nun smoking weed. Remember that? Yes, yeah,

(38:15):
remember that she's sitting in her car, had the whole nun or anything
on her head, you know whateverthat is that habit? Did you ask
her if she was? I startledher your own. It's legal, I
mean, our nun's not allowed todrink or smoked legal things. I don't
know. I don't never seen asmoking that's a Catholic nun too, right,

(38:36):
correct, I've never seen a smokingnone, or it's you've seen smoking
nuns. No, I haven't anune with a cigarette in her monk,
I've rules right by the way onceagain, and we've mentioned it before,
the legend of Cocaine Island. That'swhere the guy finds all that coke.
Was it like sixty seventy pounds ofcoke in Puerto Rico, and so he

(38:59):
buries it. Then he tries tofigure out how you can capitalize on this
because it was two million dollars worthof cocaine, and he's thinking, I
need to know. You don't wantto leave that behind. You want to
want to move it. So he'strying. He's trying to look for drug
guys to buy it from them,and then he went and tried to dig
it up himself. Poverty, chastity, and obedience says nothing about no smoking

(39:19):
really. I mean, you'd haveto have someone give you the weed because
you're taking a vow of poverty.But yeah, where I walk there's a
bunch of nuns that are retired andpriests too. But on the grounds,
I walk right through the grounds thereand I wave to the nuns. They
sit out there in their rocking chairs. I mean, besides obviously not allowed
to marry, they are not allowedto use social media or smartphones be super

(39:40):
funny, Kevin, if one dayyou invited them over to your deck and
had a cigar with the sat herout your little fake fire. Will you
remember the nun that invited me totake part in their tapping under their trees
for syrup? Did I ever tellyou about that? She said, come
on back, and because I saidthere was a nun out there, she
was collecting syrup from one of thetrees. And it's interesting. And then

(40:04):
she waved me over and it soundslike code Kevin for something different. Yeah,
I could have hooked up half mytree for syrup. The Roman Catholic
Church does not conde smoking per se, but considers excessive smoking to be sinful
here and there. What you're saying, you can do it here and there
right right when it feels right.You can grab adobe and guess it depends

(40:24):
on the priest that's your boss atyour It's just that she was dressed as
a non well smoking weed is whatreally got to me anyway. But whatever
it takes for her to keep helpingpeople, that's right, right, and
it's the story. You're doing goodwork. I can hardly wait. As
soon as I saw it, Iwas calling everybody. I just caught a
non smoking ann from the Planet Fitnessw se Lex Studios, Horizon Smile now

(40:47):
for making us part of your morningidiot. Great story on X bosson.
My mother was a stay at homemom, but she had two jobs,
mostly towards the end of my timein high school and then a little bit
after I got married. First thingshe did, once my sister entered elementary

(41:07):
school, and she's eight years youngerthan me, my mother became a playground
monitor. And she was such abeloved playground monitor that when we're out now
thirty and forty year old, peoplewill run up to her and hug her
and tell her how much they missher, like she was that playground.
Yes, miss Line, you're thebest you know, and they'll then introduce

(41:28):
their kids. This was my playgroundaway with stuff. No, she was
strict at home, and she wasstrict there too. But my mother,
even though she's strict, she hasthat kind of look to her that she's
always pleased with you. Right,you're following the rules, but she's always
she's just cute. My mom's gota cute face. So and the other
thing she was was she was areal estate agent for a hot second.

(41:51):
Yes, and she hated it,but she loved it. She didn't have
a license, No, she hada license. She was she wasn't real
good at it. There are alot of cutthrow people in her office.
And what's the one thing Linda's notlike she'll take your knees out with a
baseball bat if you do her wrong. But she also won't. She doesn't
play a cutthrow game. Like whateverpersonality I have, my dad won't admit

(42:14):
it, but I got from him, right, so she she didn't like
it. But I remember one timeshe was telling me about, you know,
if someone dies in the house,and I don't know if this is
a New York state rule because that'swhere she was a realtor. She goes,
you don't have to tell them aboutit unless they ask. So if
like someone is murdered in the houseor dies there, unless the person buying

(42:36):
the house goes, did anybody diehere? And every house that I buy,
I ask, oh, really,yeah, I have not, but
the people around me, right,they could. The people around me know
everything about my house, and Italk to numerous people and I don't think
anybody has passed away in my home. But Google d No, I've had

(42:57):
elderly people die in the house inConnecticut, like mostone died ye, I'm
not talking about somebody that was stabbedor you know, right well, so
then b Z because it's the Halloweenmonth, has a story, uh,
and it's real estate law covers.It's kind of similar supernatural happenings at Massachusetts

(43:19):
homes. So if your house hasa haunted history, you don't have to
tell people about it unless they ask. So it state specifically if there's paranormal
how do you even prove that there'sparanormal activity in the property You don't have
You don't have to disclose that affirmatively. You don't really have to tell them
at all. So I mean somepeople use that to sell their homes,

(43:43):
like oh, it's haunted, youknow, And then they'll be like I'll
make a bed and breakfast out ofthis, Like what's your name's house?
That the one of the girl thathacked her parents. You almost you know,
I almost said Helen Keller. Youmean the Helen Keller house, not

(44:04):
the Helen Keller house. Anyway.People are screaming the name at us anyway,
So so I just I find itmoney. Actually, and she saw
what she had done. She gaveher father forty By the way, this
is not the first time we've broughtthis up, and all three of us
can't remember we've done this. We'vedone it before, and we'll do it
again. And the three of usthe fact that his brain came up with

(44:27):
it first mesmerized. Massachusetts haunted housingmarket goes like this. I can't believe,
bzy is so spooky. The statehas a general law on the books
to help homeowners successfully sell their homes. I just I think that's hysterical.
And the reason why. Oh,by the way, and according to Home
Advisor, there's a high chance you'repurchasing a paranormal property. Released a spooky

(44:52):
statistic in twenty twenty two that there'sa twenty three point five percent chance of
buying a haunted house in Massachusetts.One and four good chance. Yeah,
oh you found it gay. It'sKevin's daughter when she was But like,

(45:16):
I see stuff in my house allthe time. Yeah, but I would
never say it. Well, that'snot how you're gonna sell it. I
won't know. There's a lady whostares at me through the windows every time
I leave. It's a man.But yeah, whatever, you don't know.
It's a ghost. And the reasonwhy I'm even doing the story is
to only spend as little time aspossible talking about what's going on in Main

(45:37):
right now. If you didn't realizeit, there's a mass shooter. He's
still in the loose. The reportsof people being murdered or injured varies between
sixteen to twenty two dead, twodifferent locations and two different locations, eighty
people least eighty people injured. Oneof those locations was a bowling alley that
was hosting youth night. It isa bowling alley that hosts lots of birthday

(46:00):
parties. So still missing, He'sstill missing. His name's Robert card I'm
just going to say that just incase you know him, because he is
still out there. He is afirearms instructor for the military, and he
spent two weeks in a mental hospitalthis summer and had talked about shooting up
the military base in Socco Main PenningtonYet either Nope, that's the dude that's

(46:22):
been charged with murdering his wife inGardner. You being honest, do you
feel guilty about not spending more timeon this. I don't I think people
listen, Uh maybe they want toget a brief amount of information. But
I don't think my job, oryour job, or Pete's job has ever

(46:42):
been relaying serious information. Honestly.I think we're think about the pandemic.
Think about when it first began.I felt like we were in Vaudeville.
I felt like the world was collapsingaround us, and I was like,
hello, my baby, Hello,or avoiding Uh yeah, we're the real
subject. So we would talk aboutwhat was going on around us, but

(47:04):
we wouldn't, well we talk aboutforgetting about it, you know, tomorrow
or the next day or next week, and you know, only if he's
not caught right, Well, wecontinue to talk to two is. Just
this week, Maine was listed asthe second most safe state in the country.
You know, a lot of theNew England states, Vermont being number
one, main number two. Vermonthad a summer with all that the flooding.

(47:25):
Yeah, you mean for crime,right, Well, it's a combination
of things, but they said thesafest but crime, as you know,
if you look at that, it'sVermont, Maine, New Hampshire. This
happened to Lewiston, Maine. Andfor those of you that don't anything Aboutlewis
de Meane. It's been northeast ofSebago. It's the second largest town city
in Maine and they are about fortythousand people there. So we'll just wait

(47:46):
for the next one and then thisone by Monday. Like I said,
if they catch this guy closed inthe area. The car was found in
Lisbon, which is southeast of Lewiston. And you know, yeah xeelex weather,
sun and clouds in the seventies todayand tomorrow sixties. That really take
care that I had no control overthat button. Yeah, I'm Heather Ford

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on one hundred point seven h