KM&H 5.30.23 Part 2

A Local Town Overrun With COyotes, graduation Fails and Follies And Weekend Wagers

Episode Transcript

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One hundred point seven Wslax, Boston'sclassic rock. My name is Kevin to
m right, that's Pete to myleft, Heather Ford. Kenny Young is
here seven twenty five, Sonny Todaywhole week once again. You know,
our lawns are as good as dead, right, you understand that, right?
We don't get any rain this onetoday forecast no rain? Yeah,
not even a little bit. Thereyou go. I mentioned I had browning

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last week. Already y'all done mowingthrowing water on that thing. Remember that
nice lawn, that nice spring laws. Now I have to remember I have
pictures of my lawn. A lotof guys do that, right you so
I know Kenny does too. Anyway, we're at fifty one right now,

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and with the Celtics and the Bruinsall done, who's ready to focus on
the Red Sox. I know they'reat the bottom of the Al East.
And again I'm a season ticket holdersto the Revs, so I'll just what
else you got? Okay, yougot the Reps? How are they doing?
They tied onto o they you know, I know, do do they

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have a winning record? Yeah?Okay, there like seven and four,
three and one. They have someinjuries, catch the REVS fever. I
don't need to catch it. Iam a season ticket hold right, wait
till the end of July and thepat season pretty much started. The Socks
are taking on the reds tonight.That way, the Red Sox and the

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Red Stockings. Uh. What wouldmake a Major League baseball player professional?
Go up to the plate and swingat the first pitch, no matter what
was thrown. And this guy didn'tcare what was thrown. I'm swinging at
the family emergency his kid through theball. Right. I missed times my

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pregame coffee. All right, nowthis is I miss I'll play it again.
Pete Alonzo plays for the Mets.Okay, he missed. I missed
times my pregame coffee. He missedtimes his pregame call. Oh he has
to drink it at a certain inspace for the caffeine to kick in.
Oh to take a dump? Right? Why yeah, miss Tim didn't I
had it. I had it tooclose to game time. And then I'm

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running, running, doing my sprints, and then I throw in the middle
of the first ending. I'm like, goodness, gracious, all this is
not good. So you know Iwas leading off the ending and I said,
I don't care where this pitch isthis that bad is ending. First
pitch like because I need to go. And then first pitch I get a

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hanging slider and then I deposited inthe seats. And then as soon as
as soon as I as soon asI touch home plate, it was like,
it's straight to the bathroom. Nohigh fives, straight to the bathroom.
He alonzo Hi back God, Sohe did. He was hoping for

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a pop out. Yeah, hewas hoping to pop outs as he ran
around the bats. So he dida forrest gump. He just ran the
bases then ran right right up theramp. Hilarious. There was another incident
in Major League Baseball over the weekend. It was a game where there was

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an out at the plate and thecall was challenged, and so you know,
the umpires, they get on thethey got on the microphone to New
York and say that the play isbeing challenged, challenging a really cl challenging
the alcohol at home place. Marlosare going to challenge that. They got
their heads up their ass. Youshould play in this ball game. If

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it gets they'll meet the evidage tooverturn. I don't know if it's the
team the challenge, then has theheads up the ass or if it's New
York, then has their heads up. We got their heads up their ass.
My god, don't assume that onto the TV or to the entire
ballpark. H probably the entire ballparkand team that we got their heads up

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their ass. Yeah, exactly.And then there was a game high school
baseball game, it's a championship gameover the weekend, where uh, there
were two outs and runners at secondand third. The team at bat is
losing by a run, right andsecond and third. Yeah, so you
got the two winning runs in scoringpositions. Two outs, strike three,

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call to end the game, butthe catcher dropped the ball two and two
two on is this? Oh?Is this one of these high school kids?
High school playback? I love these. I could listen to these all
day. Two and two, twoon, strike three and he's out hornellt
Wizards, So he faced the teamon the field. Oh wait a minute,

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Hornell's got to pay attention. I'mnot sure what's going on here.
So is this the way it's gonnaend? Wow? Tail Max's gonna win
it. So they're gonna send everyoneback here I'm not sure what they're doing
to talk about it. Maybe not, Oh, they're getting a victory.
This has got to be the mostbizarre ending I've ever seen. And Hornell

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is going to lose the championship becauseof that, because the catchers dropped the
ball. Because it catcher dropped theball, the two runs came across and
scored. And as a play byplay announcer, you just can't be ready
for that, you know, youcan't have anything for that. But so
he did, all right, hedid great? That kid doing that?
Yeah, absolutely, I mean,please, that's embarrassing though, right that
catcher has to live with that forYeah, yeah, that's you know,

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to go on with your life sayingyour state champ You can't say that now,
all that I think about what JalenBrown and Jason Taylor for the rest
of the all summer long? Dowe really trust anyone who wants to tell
us their high school accomplishments anyway?Yeah, there you go. Seven thirties
for minor coming up at seven fifty, we launch our Tickets to Rock Summer
officially kicks off at seven fifty herethis morning with tickets to our big old

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Birthday batch coming up at seven fiftyhere this yeah, Alex Carlson mackenzie another
Kenny seven forty three, good dayto day, back the whole week Sunday
today, upper sixty seventies, uppereighties by Thursday fifty four. Right now,
what's falling off? My brother inlaw? Oh, by the way,

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tickets Rock coming up just a fewseconds sooner, so stand by for
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And of course we pick off ticketto Rock Summer with a full week
of birthday Bash tickets with the offspringit just a couple of minutes. Here.
My brother in law bought this bigold boat and the fireman, now
how big is it again? Fortyfooter okay, and wanted to change its
name before we spent the day boating, so he had somebody come out remove
the old name, which I thinkis trembling three in me. I don't

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know what that means I still can'tget over the forty ft. I know
my husband's listening right now. Maybeyou can't text because he's driving, but
I think ours is sixteen. Yeah, and that seems giant to me.
Yeah, this this boat is saying, he's not telling you. It's got
two like big bedrooms and two bathrooms, Cavin Cruiser. I mean you could,
I could live in this thing overnice kitchen, kitchen table, and

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it's got like a living room whereyou could go to and fully you know,
got air conditioning, you got heat, whatever you need. So it's
beautiful boat. And so he wantedto change the name, you know,
and what was it Trembley three inme something personal. I think he bought
it from a cop. I don'tknow anyway, So they wanted to rename

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it guns and Hoses. My sisterin laws a cop. I brought the
laws of fireman, So guns andhome. I feel like there might be
a few guns and hoses boats outthere. So, uh, you know,
before we went out to his wayof plural for a hose, just
hose. Uh. So it startedwith so is my brother in law,

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you know, he said, Ineed a witness to come on the boat.
Blah blah blah. There's champagne involved. You have to do this and
you have to drop something in thewatch started with taking a piece of the
boat and throwing it all overboard,and you have to write the name of
the boat. You have written downsomething on a piece of metal. You're
throwing that in the water. Isthat off the bott the boat? Everything
has to be don on the bottleof the boat, all right, all

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right? And then after that thenew name is in. The old name
gets washed away and hopefully poseidoned asaccepts us. What's that? What's b
fro? Front of the boat?Okay? You know that? You didn't
you knew that? What's the rear? Okay? Star what's the left side
of the boat? I don't know. I don't know anything about boats porton

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right is forget starboard starboard? Right? Very nice. I'm glad you guys
know those those things, because there'sso much other stuff you don't know.
And I have a boat. Ihave no idea what any is so small?
Right? Then a ship, it'sa boat on the up and down
the side that's the gunnale? Doesthat count when the it's a boat and

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it's so tiny or Does that onlycount when it's a ship. No,
if you if your boat has abow and a stern, I'm sure it
has all those things. I'm saying, Do you have to refer to it
that way? When you can takeone step to the end of your boat
front of the bag, I canreach both sides of my boat by standing
in the middle. I like toget fancy when i'm talking when I'm on
a boat. I always try touse this when you're on our boat,

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the nautical terms. Of course,the wind is blowing. The gods you're
saying, poseidon, huh, wewe have to please site. I'll show
you that. All right, herewe go, ready, yea very good?
All right? Should that go inthe water. That's right, Win

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York is in the ocean. Thecork is in the drink. So this
is this is how it stops.We had to remove all traces of the
current name, so we wiped outthe name on the boat. They've taken
everything off the boat. I've umblacked out everything on the old registration.
As you find this fascinating just alittle bit, Yeah, I just I
never thought. I just had otherideas as to what the sacrifice they're going

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to bring a goat on board andsave Okay, I mean that was one
of the things when you look up, you know, renaming a boat,
there's a sacrifice, the sacrific humansacrifice old school. Yeah, you're sacrificing
a piece of the boat. You'rethrowing an overboard, is what the sacrifice
is. So he's took a pieceof the boat, wrote the old name
of the boat and threw it offthe bottle the name on it. Wow

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um. And we have to appeasebefore wind gods um. And then whatever
Champagne has left over, we getto indulge in it. Okay, all
right, alright, so when yousay what are you doing here? You
are pouring that into the water.Oh yeah, isn't that for the Poseidon
the god? I guess it saidthe four winds? Well, well I

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don't know. I mean yeah,I mean, what are you going to
throw to the winds? There's fivesteps and here we go. Let's go
to the bottle. We're walking tothe bow. How big is this boat?
It's a forty foot silverton forty againpurging the official ceremony of which you
addressed beside himself, calls for goodChampagne and good friends as witnesses. You'll

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do KIV. Once you've gathered togetheron the bow of the boat, recite
the following. By the way,this cruise everything. But he's the one
you like, Yeah, I do, yeah, right, all whitey and
great ruler of the seas and oceans. By the way, it's two guys
stand at the bows where everyone elsewell there, well the inside. No,

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no, the people haven't come yet, but there's other people there.
But it's a kind of well theyall know. But see, if they're
boat owners, they know what you'redoing. It's weird to whom all ships
and we all venture upon the vastdomain, are required to pay homage.
I implore you and your graciousness toexpunge for all time from your records and

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recognition. Wow the name are yousaying? I'm saying. They're trying not
to laugh. He's like super seriousabout this, Like when I you don't
want to screw it up because ifthe boat sinks because you were you just
laughed your way through money. He'sso he's so serious about this. By

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the way, if you follow meon Twitter, you can see the boat
and the name. How it's paying. Why do you let the broadcast your
read huh. Oh you know Ihad to screwed it up. No,
you wouldn't know. You're a professional, you're a broadcast. No, not
really that, Oh god, I'mjust telling you. Every time he mentioned

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the wind, the wind would blowit. Oh my God, which has
seems to be the entity in thein your kingdom. As proof thereof,
we submit this bearing the name tobe corrupted through your powers and forever be
purged from the sea. At thispoint, drop the metal tag over the

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bow of the boat, and thensay, read that part out loud and
grateful acknowledgment of your like when hedidn't, couldn't pronounce the word, he'd
skip over it. That's how Iused to like if a teacher made me
read it in school. Well didthat? Okay? And disposition, We
offer these libations to you, majestyand your court for at least the bottle.

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It's important, as this ceremony was. I'm actually surprised he didn't read
it beforehand. Oh he did.He did. According to my sister in
law, he's been reading it fora week. Oh yeah, and then
she said he's going to screw itup. Yeah, he's been pre reading
this. Oh, this is afull rehearsals, many of them into the
water from east to west. Sharethe rest among yourselves. Comes he's got

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the Champagne in his hand, goingto west. Wind is blowing, and
I mean the wind is blowing.Here we go, Almighty and Great,
Ruler of the seas and oceans,to whom all ships and we who venture
upon your vast domain are required topay homage. I am plore you,

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in your graciousness, to take ontoyour records. You imagine the nonsense.
We're standing at the bow of thisboat, and he's doing this. It'd
be funny if, like the bothof you, then peed off the front
of that's nonsense. He would havenever allowed that. And recognition this worthy
vessel hereafter and for all time knownas the guns and hoses, guiding her

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with her your mighty arm, andtried and ensuing her a safe and rapid
patches through her journeys within your room. He skips a word here that he
can't say, which is funny,I don't know. And appreciation of your
disposition, and in honor of yourgreatness, we offer these libations to your

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majesty and your court, Almighty Rulerof the winds, through whose power our
frail vessels traverse the wild and facelessdeep. We implore you to grant this
worthy vessel, guns and hoses,the benefits and pleasure of your bounty and
ensuing us of your gentle according toour needs. Joe, congratulations on that

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was the important. We go backand finish the bottle of guns and hoses,
guns and hoses, and have agreat summer twenty twenty three. I'm
sure it didn't take it didn't rightright, great feet, I mean that
was that was lunch after sandwich.Oh man, Yeah, I'd have big

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breakfast. You had a big breakfastwith your ticket Summer summertime. We're launching
it right now, going all theway until September. We'll take Caller ten
right now. Let's me kickoff Ticketto Rock Summer the full week of birthday
bash tickets with the offspring Caller ten. One party with us right six one

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seven, nine, three one onehundred point seven. Another pair of tickets
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us part of your Morning Lines withHeather people are idiot. Great stores.
Thank god. Fine on one hundredpoint seven. I'm not going to talk

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about it for too long, butit just popped up on the screen.
A person died after falling under aGreen Line train at station. Was it
after the game? Was it thismorning? Was it someone drunk after the
I haven't seen that yet, sothat sounds horrifying. Um, so we've
all seen coyotes near well Pete.Have you seen a coyote near your house?

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Oh? Yeah, a couple oftimes. They're not fun, Kevin,
Do you have him buy your housefor sure? Yeah? In Hall,
I used to be greeted. Therewas no garage there. I really
like a room from my car makesme feel safe when I leave at you
know, three thirty four in themorning, So I um. In Hall,
I would walk out my front doorand on occasion there'd be a coyote
waiting for me. On other occasions, when I would go out and walk

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bear in the middle of the night, he would be off leash because there's
no one out and we'd see acoyote. He'd go chase it and next
thing I know, he's running backat me as fast as he can up
the hill. And there's a packof coyotes chasing him. I think he
could have defended himself against one,because bear was about one hundred and ten
pounds. He was like a personin a dog's yeah, right, But

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I don't think he could have defendedhimself into the pack. They're scary.
The reason we got a fence atour yard in Hull was because a mangi
one kept walking through our yard inthe middle of the day. Yeah,
and we had little children, youknow, and dogs, so it freaked
me out. Well, they huntin packs, that's the scary thing.
One coyote does not mean there's onecoyote, right, you know, they're

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hunters, they're predators, right,Although that one in the daytime, he
was always kind of on his ownand I think he was kicked out of
the pack. He was missing mostof his hair. Yeah, he was
just I thought he had rabies,honestly. So there's a the saddest story
at him to hunt. It's justthis tiny little dog, I mean,
just the tiny at JJ was attackedby coyote in the middle of the night

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while he was just letting his dogout. This is Crystal Dado talk.
I was not even ten feet frommy door, and I just heard my
dog scream and I turned around andlooked, and the coyote had him.
I loved him to death. Hewas my buddy. My dog was fifteen
and a half years old, spentpart of our family forever. Honestly,
he was slow too, money wastiny, so tiny dogs. I'm never

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gonna forget that noise he made andtaking him to the hospital and seeing him
dying in front of me. Itwas harder the town us to do more
about it. This is a smalltown, it's one square mile and it's
overrun by coyotes. It's ridiculous.I think they said they had twelve or
fifteen coyotes just in their small townone square mile. Yeah, they are

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in that town, in that town, I think they are, so I
just I think to myself, coyotesnow for some reason, because Bro,
my pug looks like a meat logon legs. Um. There's three hawks
that circle like vultures, but they'rehawks, and they get real low in
our yard. We have an owlin our yard too. Every once in
a while at dusk, it'll swoopdown and take up the whole back yard

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and then swoop back up. Butthe hawks in the middle of the day.
They know. It's like they knowwhen I get home, and they're
waiting and they circle and they getlower and lower for the little fellow kill
over. Well, I think they'rewaiting for Bruce to walk away or me
to walk away. But I won'tlet I mean, I don't think they
can. They probably could pick himup. He's thirteen pounds, but still

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it's just like a nightmare. Well, I don't know if Yeah, I
don't know what the weight limit ison a hawk. Yeah, they could
kill it and peck at it maybeis what they're thinking with Bro. But
this that poor man, yeah,because he's never going to be able to
get that out of his mind.It's terrible. Yeah. And then let's
talk about Rhode Island for a second. Not to call out a whole entire
state, but one of your ownwith a sign claiming to have an explosive

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device pasted onto the side of hiscar, drove straight at the Canadian border
this week. Huh raz Main State. He's actually shot at the car to
stop it. So the driver ofthe vehicle with a sign indicating he had
a bomb on board, led MainState police on a chase on ninety five
to the Canadian border. Yes,a trooper fired shot after the motorists attempted

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to maneuver the truck toward the portof entry in Woodstock, New Brunswick.
The man surrendered without injury. Theborder crossing was temporarily closed. What did
people drive in their trucks into whitehouses and borders with things in their trucks?
I'm telling you, every time Igo into that tunnel, I always

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thinking, I always look at everytruck and so are you m effort?
What are you carrying? Probably reallynice people just changeing apartments in the tunnel.
I think that that's full of speedup. I think speed I do
too. I'm not the It wouldtake nothing to destroy the you know,
the whole roadway here in Boston.Oh Wot's certainly help if they put a

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sign on their truck, you know, explosives on board. Yes, then
like Tony Halford did forty two yearsoff from Providence one Island. From what
I understand, there's some major hightech stuff in that tunnel that we don't
know about. Hopefully, Yeah,I hope, so, I hope Besides
watching all of us pick our noses, they're also telling whenever there's a bomb
in a truck there by the way. Pick a time where you think this

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happened, where this the Stadies wereshooting at this guy trying to cross the
border. Thirty am, yes,really yeah, ten forty yeah, how
do I do that? Because it'sso crazy, that's why just went crazy.
We don't make coffee, have alittle breakfast, ye, thank you,
forty two year old Tony. Makethe sign please pancakes and then the

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sign please don't put our stadies orour border crossing people in danger? Can
you ze? Lex weather? Heasy? Sunshine highs in the upper sixties,
lower seventies. Is this easy sunshine? Fire related? Pete? It's supposed
to be. Uh, well,you don't have it yet. So they're
saying, like later on today thateasterly wind is going to bring that smoke
from Nova Scotia. Oh, NovaScotia and Christmas trees and smoke. Come

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put that fire out, Jesus can'tall right? Why do we have to
can't put ours out? When wehave it? Yeah? I Canada?
Would you keep it over there?Then we blow it smoke and pollen,
we blow it back just a bigfan. Oh we have these big windmills.
Well, we'll rake all the forestsand well we'll blow all of the
smoke the windmills in reverse. Howdoes that work? It'll do exactly what
you wanted to do, exactly mostlySonny and upper seventies tomorrow fifty one degrees

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and oh it's fifty four degrees inBoston. I'm heather Ford on one hundred
point seven w u z LX.Seventy five year old Ronnie Wood took his
young wife and twin seven year oldgirls to see Beyonce the other night.
So I manage being seventy five andeven it, I don't know. Wife,
that's younger than Beyonce, seven yearold, twin girls, boy eight

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seventeen, Sonny today, upper sixties, low seventies, fifty four Right now
it's Carlson Mackenzie and heat what whatwhat? The moment of the day on
CLS. Okay, thanks to TomBrooks for suggesting a WTF sent a video
of a woman farting in a chiropractor'sface. What? Tom? We keep

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it kind of classy on the show, So we're going to pass on that.
Although I thought it was very fun, I'm sure it happens all the
time with Skylab skyropractor. Oh canyou imagine imagine working on Skylab six seven
three fifty. You don't think kindof chiropractors pushing out of parting two mean,
I mean releasing the gas in thejoints and bones and also in the

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mud. Have you guys ever beento an adult yoga well, any yoga
class. No, not if thereare men in there. It's just constant
parts. Yes, every time theylean over, yeah, good time.
Occasional woman I think would do itright, Yeah, I know, but
it's the men that smell right.Interestingly enough, there is a burglar in

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Canada who's either got a conscience orhe's a crackhead. I'm not sure which.
Those are very different things, right, I think he's on something based
on the video I saw. Idon't know what was your what your take?
That's what I'm thinking too, Butit's not going to go the way
that you think. After this guybreaks into by smashing the front door and

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going through it a bakery and it'scaught on camera and here's the owner walks
himself right into three probably three personvoice. I'm assuming it's a little person.
She changed her voice. We don'tknow. Yeah, it's possible.

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Yeah, right, or this isit's one of those is it on?
Is it a TikTok video? Itis, okay, she'd probably right touch
changed, Okay, but I wantto believe that it's a little person.
And he walks around for a whileand he decides to take a rest.
Must be really tired from breaking intomy business, so he sits down for
I don't know ALSOLD ten fifteen minutes, goes to the bathroom, and then

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I guess he realizes that he's madea huge mass with all of the broken
class. So he finds the mopand mop bucket and starts cleaning up his
glass name. He looked drunk tome. It's probably drunk right when he
kicked that thing. That might bea hint though as to what he does
for a living. Maybe it's justinstinct. He grabbed the right honest.

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It was a tiny little mop too. It's just about six inches tall.
The mop full of a criminal whois at least respectful. Um, you
know, a respectful king. Welove to see it. He didn't do
a very good job though. Heleft us these selfies like some nice gifts
on the store phone. And afterall that, he was in a business

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for about an hour and ten minutes. I'm saying, you walked out with
something. I think it's a bakery. I'm assumer And the only thing he
walked out with was six chocolate champagnecupcakes. So I hope they're good.
Bro. Next time, jask willbe happy to give you the six.
Kind of the name of the bakery, is it like a little person name?
I want to away that it's alittle prison. That was Carlson,

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Mackenzie and heathers one the moment ofthe day week Days eight fifteen on one
hundred point seven w clx X Boston'sFlash across Carlson, Kensee, Heather tenny
A twenty five sunny today after sixties, low seventies. Good week here this
week fifty four right now, oneoh three to eighty four the garden.

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Are you kidding me? Oh man? It was an emotional roller coaster this
whole series. Um I fid goall the way off from California two times,
Game two, Game seven, bothloss. Well, you know it's
kind of start top having a goodseason and watching your team gets smoke by
twenty plus. They waited so long, bro, they came back from a
three. They came back from zeroto three just to lose. Jay Z,

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it's still rug Lane got to theguy that flew out twice after they
lost the first time. When youflew out, don't fly back. Yeah,
that's on kel honestly. About theguy that said he spent two months
worth the mort Pants tickets, that'sa lot of beer right there. Wow,

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I really, I seriously hope theydo some purging at that building because
between the Bruins and the Celtics playinghome playoff games this season, it was
awful, Okay, miserable, Butyou don't purge players, right, can
you split up Tatum and Brown?I mean they just they're still a very
good team, right, Oh mygod there? And they're young, really

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good. Mean, Tatum's twenty five, Brown is twenty six. It's not
like these are old guys and theyseem to like each other. Right,
there's just a killer instinct missing.You know. They love to come back.
This has been their mode all year, coming back, you know,
giving out big leads and then youknow, coming back. It's harder to
do a playoff game, it is. So it's a coaching situation, so

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you have to fire, you gottafire Missouri. By god, I don't
have to fire. You have to. In his first year, he had
six elimination games in the playoffs andhe won five of them, but not
the most important one. Do youlike it when he's interviewed. I don't
care for it. No, Buthe's very he's got that. He engages
this belichicky and attitude with short answer. But it has to be earned to

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act like that. Dude behaved thatway from the very beginning. Yeah,
I guess he sorted did well.I don't know it escalated with him,
he got he didn't start there.I don't know. I'd like to see
some well look right, and whenhe left remember when he signed up to
be the Jets coach and then heleft for here. He had that kind

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of personality in that press conference too, Jaylen Brown, I expected to win
the day, yea and move on. And that's what my focus was on.
That's what my focus has been on. We fail, I feel,
and it's hard to think about anythingelse right now. So between the four

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teams that made the Eastern Conference inWestern Conference finals, you had the Lakers
and the Celtics in there, whichwould have been huge. I mean it
would have been yeah, right,names alone, it would have been financially
huge for the NBA and t nT. And now you got the Nuggets
in the Heat game one Thursday night, so yeah, who cares. I'm

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assuming the well the Heat is it? Where were they an eighth seed?
Yeah, they're the second eighth seed. The Nicks they said were the other
one nineteen ninety nine. Yeah,Nuggets, I'm assuming our I would think
they're the favorites. Yeah, alsowere the Celtics. So I mean the
Heat could win for hockey or areyou watching hockey or NBA? Now,

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you know, it's like for Brucehate, you know, I hate the
fact that he's you know, thereand we're not. But I have a
dog named Bruce. So I guessI'll have to cheer for them. By
their game one is Saturday, holysmokes. Yeah, Golden Nights in the
Florida Panthers. Yeah. That putsthe end of the NBA in NHL season
in in the end of June.Maybe seven game series about Barkeley at halftime

(31:12):
June anyway, you know, theCeltics getting their asses kicked and he can't
believe it, but I gotta setthe man walk you dumbass up hurt?
I mean, was that awesome?Hit it right on it? Yeah?
I didn't bet last night's game.You didn't, Well, you had a
future, didn't you. I hada future on them winning the Eastern Conference.
So that was basically the best Ihad last night. High Heart Radio

(31:36):
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dot Com. Carlson mackenzie and otherKenny's here now in the studio at forty
one sunny today. Up for sixties, low seventies, go warm up by
the end of the week, eightiesby Thursday Friday. We are to fifty
four right now, real quick,there's a new jone Jet song out called
if You're Blue Real quick, makeit or break it yet. Then when

(32:20):
new music comes out, we listento it. Ten fifteen seconds is all
we usually need to fairly review it. Yes, we are qualified if you're
wondering, Pete and I alone,if forty years each and radio, my
god, that's quite an experience rightthere. What more do you need except
for Kenny right, you could knowledgea valued opinion. Let's listen here enough,

(33:04):
we don't need any more, HeatherForward, yes or no? Yes,
Kenny Young, I'm digging at that'svintage Jones yet, which want to
sound very familiar to me? AndPete? What are you your thoughts on
given an eight out of ten?Eight out of ten? Yeah, I
like it too. I'm with youon that out of ten, I'm in
agreement with you. Wilmington. Let'sgo and talk to Jeff. Hey,
Jeff, how you doing today?I'm great? Thanks? How you doing
all right? So here's the story. From what I understand, you have

(33:28):
competed against Kenny Young two other timesand you are two and oh that's correct.
Do you remember the subject for thosetwo? Was it just random?
At least one of those had tobe a tie? I mean, come
on to your knowledge? Was thata tire? Was it a clean win?
I think one was a tie andone was a clean win if I
remember correct. And rarely do wecome across anybody that's Kenny. It's like

(33:54):
Rocky three. So let's go.I'm gonna make you. You're gonna be
my grand gloves off trash class.There goes key. All right, Kenny
goes into a soundproof room and thenyou know, we asked the questions and

(34:15):
then we bring him back. Allright, Jeff, here we go.
Reputation on the line. Good luckto you. Are you playing for a
pair of tickets to Jimmy World overat the MGM Musical nice new place over
there, Fenway, those tickets onticketmaster dot com. Good luck? All
right, Jeff. We're into graduationseason. So a little bit of history
over the years of the Berkeley Collegeof Music commencements that featured classic rock artists.

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All right, all right? Whichmember led Zeppelin delivered the commencement address
there in twenty fourteen? Was thatRobert Plant or Jimmy Page? Oh jeez,
I'm gonna go Robert Plant. That'sJimmy Page. Yeah. The nineteen
ninety nine commencement addressed at Berkeley wasdelivered by this star man waiting in the

(35:04):
sky. What's his name? Starnstar Man, Starman. He's Briley.
Wow, there's no way. MaybeI should have said singing Stardust. Yeah,
oh my god. David Bowie innineteen ninety four, was it Bono,

(35:29):
Sting or meat Loaf? I willgo with Sting. Yes, you're
on the board. In twenty twelve, members of the Eagles they got honorary
doctorates in music from Berkeley. Duringthe commencement Don Henley, Glenn Fry,
Joe Walsh, and named the fourthmember Jimothy B. Schmidt. Yeah,

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and finally Jeff. He was thecommencement speaker at Berkeley in nineteen ninety three.
The same year he released his twelfthstudio album, titled River of Dreams
name him Come on, Billy Joeltoo. He comes in here now,

(36:15):
Yeah, and then you think hemight be going down. He's nervous.
Kenny's nervous. It feels like aMonday, Yeah, right, but it
won't feel but it'll feel like aThursday when it's Friday, and then we'll
get to go. Yeah. Ithink you're about to feel like a winner.
And I feel like I'm putting ona cap and gown. Well his
graduation season, Kenny so some historyover the years of the Berkeley College of

(36:37):
Music commencement featuring classic rock artists.Which member of led Zeppelin deliver the commencement
address there in twenty fourteen? Yeah, buddy. The nineteen ninety nine commencement
address at Berkeley delivered by this starman name him and David Bowie in nineteen

(36:57):
ninety four? Was it Bono,sting or eat Love? What year was
it? Nineteen ninety four, ninetyfour? Hell, let's go Bono?
It was staying. Yeah. Yeah. Twenty twelve members of the Eagles got
honorary doctorates in music Kenny from Berkeley, Uh, Don Henley, Glenn Fry,

(37:17):
Joe Walsh, and the fourth memberof the Eagles, Don Felder.
Oh it was Randy Meisner, Timothybe Schman. Yes, are we giving
that to him? Yeah? Ithink so. I mean he knew them
all. He was the commencement speakerat Berkeley in nineteen ninety three, Kenny.

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The same year he released his twelfthstudio album, River of Dreams,
Billy Joel. Yeah, you gotbeat Jeff, Yes, one hanging curveball.
That's it. So we uh wepart ways and that's it. You
got beat all. I'm two andone against you, Kenny. I'm coming
back. Like movie sequels, nothing'sgood after the third d say you're four

(38:07):
for Sikel with racket. I neversaw it rush. That's great, Jeff,
thank you. Let's talk in ayear. Okay, yeah, thank
Soviet. I should say we willtake caller ten right now, six one
seven nine three one one hundred pointseven. So look, we're gonna give
away Jimmy World come back and thengive away tickets to our birthday Bash.

(38:27):
It's all part of the ticket toRock Summer. It is next Jarons one
hundred twenty seven w CLX with yourticket to Summer Hummer. Yeah, our
ticket to Rock Summer is often rolling. Now this will be our Kevin and
Situate win last hour. But wewill take caller ten right now, six
one seven nine three one one hundredpoint seven all this week, you know,

(38:50):
to kick off our ticket to RockSummer. We've got a full week
of birthday Bash tickets with the offspring, So call her ten right now,
six one seven nine three one onehundred point seven. We'll do our again
eleven fifty here this morning with Carterand two fifty and three fifty this afternoon.
So once again eleven fifty, twofifty three fifty five times a day
all summer until September. All right, so six one seven ninety three,

(39:15):
one one hundred twenty fifty seven.We were just talking about graduations and did
you see Arison Ford was in KalistaFlockhart or over at Amherst for their son,
their son Liam, so so sheadopted him Ai Harrison or was it
real Harrison? For sure, itwas Liam. He's he's in his seventies,

(39:38):
right, she's Kist. He's eightyyears old. Chist. Kalista Flockhart
is fifty eight. So she adoptedthe boy a year prior to meeting Harrison,
and then you know they've been married, so I've been together for years.
So anyway, I thought that waspretty cool about I never heard of

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it before, Stephen Institute of Technology, and I just looked it up.
It's like one of the oldest mechanicalengineering schools in the country. I tried
watching that video and I didn't getit. So so the deal is they
were supposed to haven't read anything aboutit. I was just watching the videos
to get something from it. Butso they were having their graduation at the

(40:19):
Prudential Center and then they moved itbecause they thought, maybe, you know,
the devils would be in the playoffs, the NHL playoffs, and so
they actually moved it from the PrudentialCenter to the Newark Symphony Hall, which
is a much smaller venue. Okay, so what they basically did was the
graduates got their degree, than theywere sent right out a door. That
sounds beautiful to me, while thecrowd turned. This is the crowd out

(40:43):
a graduation ceremony. So the crowdturned ugly because they yeah, it wouldn't
bother me, be like, youknow, of course it's not going to
bother the students rights watch. Butthat sounds like that doesn't sound like parents
bowing. Yeah, it was definitely, definitely this. Did you see the
video? None of us have thatmuch air in our lungs to dream that
loud. Did you see the videoof the entire senior classes high school?

(41:06):
Uh? This high school senior classsnuck into the principal's house in the middle
of the night and they all slepton her first floor. And then when
she woke up the next morning,she walked downstairs into the kitchen and her
kitchen was just full of people laying, and then her dining room in her
living room was just full of peopleand morny little unny. She said,

(41:30):
how many? Oh my god,the entire class slept at her house.
All of you didn't want to walkaround. Oh you are really wait one

(41:52):
hand. They did it. Theysomehow snuck into her house. There's one
room in my parents it's their room, and it's upstairs. It's a colonial
where I walked in with two babies, my husband and two dogs, and
my parents did not know we're inbecause of the way the house was built.

(42:12):
Yeah, and it shares a hallway. But they couldn't hear. They
can't hear anything. She must haveone of those holes. Yeah, they
pulled sep so the air plugs youknow, yea too. She's got the
what's it the thing that that youhook up to your face, the seepat
machine something Carlson the Kenzie Heather kenin twenty one Sunday Today. Good week

(42:34):
this week, another good one upfor sixties, low seventies today. It's
going to get even hotter as theweek moves on, like eighties by Thursday.
Same for Friday. We're at fiftyfive right now. I'm sure I'm
not alone. Had such a goodweekend and it had to be ruined last
night. You know, it's That'show I mean. Every day was great.
Friday, Saturday, Sunday had greatthings going on. You're saying the

(42:57):
day in general were wins. Youknow, smoked the neighbor made smoked ribs
on on his on a real charcoalgrill with the applewood shit smoked like that,
delicious. Friday night was great,Saturday was relaxing, just looking forward
to the capra last night, youknow, and it all, you know,

(43:21):
that's what I remember is just ahorrible performance. Um. But I
had a great wagering weekend too.Really you end up winning in the end.
Aside from our part, Well,I didn't bet on last night's game.
That's right, you had Well,you had a future that you lost.
But other than that, I wishyou would have been on last night's
game and you bet they win.I've won the Friday game, you know

(43:42):
that winning awesome? Um, AndI won the European World Tour un and
I thought the most unique one was. Um. I'd mentioned on Friday before
we left that Dannika Patrick had madethree so elections for the Indie five hundred
and I you asked me if Iwas going to bet on that raise and

(44:04):
I said, well, I'm justgonna take her picks. And I put
three dollars on each one of herpicks, and one of them one how
much? I don't even know theguy, Joseph. Somebody put three pay
three dollars, paid fifty dollars.Okay, that's awesome. Way to go,
Danica. And by the way,on Saturday, I was following the

(44:34):
the New England Revolution game as Iwas, you know, oh, we
had a Parla had a Boston parlaunching. You know, how did the other
two teams do? Well? Iknow how one did. I know how
the Celtics did. How did theSocks one too? Yeah? And I
noticed that late in the game theywere actually losing, Yeah, the Revs
to a team that they were supposedto beat, Yes, according to the

(44:54):
odds makers. And one of thegoals that the other team had was an
own goal, which it means wescored on ourselves. Jeez, are you
kid that happens more more? Willyou let the team know that that has
to stop? And how disappointed weare. I'll be on the fact that
we lost our Boston Barley because onthe phone to thank you for doing that
mess of that? Right? Thankso? All right? Well, congratulated.

(45:19):
Yeah, Heather, Yeah, Heather, you got a chip in Yeah,
that's right. Kevin sent me withhis smiley face. My purse,
Okay, I didn't have my funnybecause I was playing you don't have your
purse. I was playing cards overthe weekend. It didn't have. It's
embarrassed when you don't. When you'replaying cards with the guys and you don't
have the money and you have tobend most somebody, it's sort of embarrassing.

(45:40):
Send. It ended up having beenthirty dollars over the weekend. They
expect that from you, though.I always have the cat better than turning
over boat keys or something stupid likethat, which I've seen before. You
mean, you say one last nameSteinman, I'll ring up. Yeah,

(46:00):
oh jeez, yeah kidding. Iremember him going upstairs and getting the keys
to something. I don't know whatit was. Wow. Huh Yeah,
playing Acy Doocy in between. Yeah, I don't even know what that is,
right stakes it gets crazy. Itis believe that kind of life.
Huh. Hung with that because innineteen ninety three, what the hell were

(46:22):
you doing then? But you're justtrying to buy diapers? Those stories I
hear, no we did go topawn shops to sell stuff for yet you
went to parties where people were puttingboats others. Yes, yeah, twenty
five you see all Ax Boston's classicrocket is Queen? Did you see Queen
is in negotiations to sell their entiremusic catalog for one point one billion dollar?

(46:51):
That's the well equal cuts, Sothat goes to yeah before ways,
does that go to Freddie Mercury's brandslash girlfriend? Yeah? Wow? And
when you think about like Bruce Springsteongot what five hundred million for his catalog
and Bruce has got way more songsthan Queen, but Queen's getting way more
streams and bumps and you know whatI mean, they're getting the from the

(47:14):
Bohemian Rhapsody stuff. Can I aska question, so what we saw in
Bohemian Rhapsody does he really have?Was it in a sister that he had?
Freddie Mercury? Did he not leaveanything to his family? Yeah?
He left half to his family andthen the other, but he left all
the decision making to his girlfriend.Well, they remember they were they were
engaged member of the Yeah, soshe has control over how much the family

(47:37):
gets well or whether or not theysell his part of the correct any creative
control she has, she has asay in that. So he's like forced
the other three members of the bandto get along with her forever pretty much
for sure. Yeah, Sonny,today fifty six right out over the weekend,
I went to a dinner honoring sixhigh school seniors who are getting scholarships,

(47:59):
my niece being one of them.At the Italian Club, it's just
sold. You know. Italian Clubis exactly what it is. The MC
was drunk. It's a why weren'tyou m seeing it? A professional MC.
It's a member of the Italian Club. I'm not a member of it,
and he's a family friend. It'sI mean, he was dude in
his seventies. He was drunk.He was drunk at a at a students

(48:22):
like a high school. Yes,very chat, that's where they were,
you know that place. I've beenthere and it's its own little community.
I understand. I've been to theItalian Club. We drank there, Yes,
No, I understand. I'm justsaying for certain events, you'd think
maybe you wouldn't be as drunk.Oh yeah, he was. Some people
can't help themselves because they live drunk. Well, he is he's a drunk.

(48:45):
Yeah, that's what I mean.And so each student you know,
who got a scholarship had to kissthe drunk on the lips, had to
give a speech. So five ofthe six students kept their speeches under five
minutes. Perfect. What did yourniece do? She was first of all,
she had nothing written down. Allthe others had. She probably was

(49:07):
the best. She was. Yeah, it was the thing of it is
thanked from the heart right, shethanked like she was. You know.
Listen. First of all, listento the introduction. Samantha san Juan is
graduating senior from Waterford High School.She was captain of the field hockey varsity
Italian. The dudes half in thebag and then he screws up. First

(49:28):
of all, I didn't know shewas the class president. This this niece
of minds like four point zero shehad, everything was good. Well I
didn't know that. That's not yourblood. Why should you be surprised?
Why have I showed no interest inthis thiece? So she's, I mean,
just a wonderful human being, presidentof her class, pass and activities.

(49:49):
Now listen to him screw up atWaterford High Next year she'll be attending
James Vanison inversity. So I'm tellingyou, yeah, I mean yeah,
that is not good. So solet's get her masters in biology. And
so she came up there once again, didn't have any kind of hers the

(50:10):
long one short, no, veryshort, the shortest of them all.
You know what I mean. Good, Thank you everyone for giving me this
opportunity, for coming up here todayand receiving this award. So she thanked
her family. I don't need toplay the whole thing, but I do
want she thank our uncle Kevin specificallybecause he's such a great guy. She

(50:32):
left you out. So this onekid went on and on and on and
about how grady is it was.Let me just tell you, I want
to play, but let me justtell you that this well. I love
your niece's voice. Yeah, she'sgot the deep right. I could not
be more honored to be accepting thisaward, especially because my family has been

(50:54):
such a big part. So everybodythanked their families and there their counselors and
their teachers. This kid, itwas all III, me, me,
me. He never made it throughhis speech. Here's why, what's you
to listen? I worked diligently thisyear to maintain a three point nine gpa.
Well mids had a four point erright, okay? It as an
economics the Spanish study nature. Thisman spending hours in the library, mostly

(51:22):
reading scholarly journals, set me inmy head spend or writing long essays by
developing the habit of putting my studiesfirst. I came to love these stretches
of focused study. I love asudden someone was undoing it microa, how
great is this? What happened?Just talking about himself? The mic?

(51:44):
Wait crazy? The trunk guy turnedup the volume. Yeah, now listen
that he says, I love stillworking, no genius, A handsome boy,
oh good looking. Good listen.That was the end of his speech.

(52:07):
And how long had it been atthat Poul He was eight or nine
minutes in and they were all underfive. My Nieces was under three minutes.
Yeah, just and beautiful in agreat stage. So if you get
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