KM&H 6.5.23 Part 2

An Unusual Wake, "Ghosts Fro Dinner"? And an Unconventional Murder Weapon

Episode Transcript

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It's Carlson Mackenzie, Heather Kenny,seven twenty three. Most of the cloudy
today, A few showers around eyesaround sixty something around there, fifty one
right now. On Friday, whenI got home, I thought it was
going to be a bad weekend.I did because as soon as I got
home, at the end of mydriveway was a dead squirrel got hit by
a car. So I pulled infront of the house, you know,

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next to the next to the tree, and got a shovel out, got
two shovels out, got a flatshovel to scoop them up, and I
went to dig a hole and billionjust don't throw it over the wall.
Thrown in the woods, huh there, take them all the way to the
backyard to throw them into the woods. And I don't like doing that,
you know, actually bury it.And if his buddies, you know,

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three squirrels weren't bouncing around. WhyI was like right nearby. Maybe it
was the mom. I don't know, you know, it was just the
cutest thing, you know, likefriends. Yeah, they do a little
service afterwards, you all a coupleof words. Maybe when I was taking
a nap, I don't know.He wasn't a bloody mess. He'd just
been struck and he had a littleblood coming out of the mouth. I

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thought it was bad luck as faras what it is going to be an
awful weekend. Or maybe the threeof them attacked and killed him and her
and they were like just making sure. They're like thanks for doing the work
for us, or they wanted toeat him, and you're ruined that.
It's like, it's like rooting forme to bash it in the head right

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for on our way to the casino, we hit a bunch of red lights.
I always say, oh, that'sbad luck. You know, sometimes
it is. Sometimes it's bad luck. If you hit all green lights on
the way to the casino, youfeel like you're gonna win a lot of
pressure on the lights. So didyou do any wagering over the weekend,
Kevin? I went to the casino. I left up one hundred dollars,
which for me is a huge Believeme, it's a huge win. Yeah,

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because you're going in with several hundreddollars to If I leave with what
I came with, it's fine.But if I come up one hundred dollars,
yeah, I'll take it. That'snice. So when you're like watching
a sporting event and you're rooting againstsomebody, do you ever like give horns
or do anything super stick like like, if if I want somebody to miss
a pot, like it's a youknow, makeable pot, I'll give him

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the horns. You give him thehorns like this, I'd rather you can
do the face now horns on extralike extra points and stuff like that.
I'll stand up and actually swing myleg. I'm not kidding you to make
sure that I helped that ball gothrough the upright, right, I'm it's
crazy, right, So I'm thisDraftKings thing has me like on an emotional

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roller coaster because, like I wasrooting against Roy mcelroyal all weekend in the
Memorial Golf tournament, right, andthen he fell four shots back and his
odds went to like plus ten thousand, and there were still six holes left
on a very volatile golf course.So then I started. I put two
bucks on him to win two grand. He was only four shots off the

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league. Why not, right,It's awesome. So then I'm starting to
root for him, you know,or whatever it takes horns to go back
down? Right, He did notwin vic Victor Hovland had won. But
that's what I love about these bettingsites, the live betting. Two dollars
here, five dollars there, youknow, before you know it, my
balance went from one forty eight overthe weekend, yeah, to five or

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six. You ever in your handscheck ching. I love building the bank
rolling. You ever tap out ofa bet? Have you been doing that
on the draft kings? Where you'rein the middle of something gone and you're
going, this isn't going right andyou tap out of the bet, you

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bail out. That's something you couldn'tdo when you had bookies. No,
you couldn't. Yeah, and youget party, not only your bet back,
but some profit. Like Scottie Schefflerover the weekend. He finished like
way but like two hours before everybodyelse. But he was like near the
lead, and I had a beton him to win five bucks to win
five hundred and fifty five sandwiches.So as the day went on, they

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kept offering the cash out offer alreadybecause even though he wasn't playing, his
score wasn't gonna move right. Onlythe players in the field were going to
move. So I got up tolike over one hundred dollars and you're like,
I'll do it. I did it. You cashed out, Yeah,
he didn't win. Yeah, that'sa good thing you did. Yeah,
you know I've cashed out. Ihave cashed out, lost money because of

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the cash out. Yeah, Ican see that happening. And then they
then the team turns it around andthen I and then I put money on
them and then still ended up losingin the end. Question, if you
think a lot of gamblers can't physicallycash out because they're so nervous that that
they'll ruin what they've done. Ithink people bail all the time on bets.
Now, oh you do, Ithink so. I think it's just
a new way of gambling. Yeah, because you get a sense there's a

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superstition among betters. I get whatyou're getting at Heather, and I know
what you're talking about. Yeah,that they just can't do it because it'll
kill watch. I can watch atleast, I feel like I can watch
the first five minutes of any sportand kind of get a feel for how
it's going to go. I'm alwayswrong, even cricket. That's the thing,
right, I have no idea what'shappening, and so based on that
sometimes al bail and then all Ido is make wrong decisions when it comes

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to Gamla period. Like your shirtsshirt he's wearing seen, I know that's
right. You don't think it's anice shirt. It's army green. You
got army green. It's too big? I like it? And what is
it that's a compliment? Is three? What does it say on it?
I don't know outdoor mountain supply.That's it is totally not you kidding me.
Shoulder line, I know that's whatI'm Shoulder lines like halfway down your

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arm. It's that means I'm losingweight. You like comfee shirts. It's
just way too big and it lookslike you're wearing it an army tent for
shirt. See those shoulder lines,they should be about six inches higher.
Yeah, nice job there. Icouldn't please you with my new tire.
You know why he's wearing them likethat so big? So that because he

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always has two little points going outof his shoes. My nipple, we
can't see those in that shirt.Right, You've got a picture over your
nipples. And then one ticket toRock Summer. Look, we have Mellencamp
tickets for you coming up at sevenfifty. That's when we launched into the
Ticket to Rock Summer seven fifty eightfifty eleven fifty two fifty three fifty,

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So it all kicks off at sevenfifty wind tickets to all of the biggest
rock shows coming to town. Mellancampat seven fifty in Boston one hundred point
seven, Alas, Carlson, Mackenzieand there Kenny seven forty three. Mostly
cloudy today, few showers around,highs around sixty fifty one. Right now,
what's palling off? What's falling off? Just a few minutes here,

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we'll give away some tickets. It'sa part of our Ticket to Rock Summer,
some Mellancamp tickets over at the WayingFeet or the Box Center over there.
So I anam time for that.Yeah, we got tickets all day
long today, my god win,tickets to all of the biggest rock shows
all summer long. First shot comingup just a few minutes, and then
we'll make the big announcement the secondannuals he Alex Cornhole Classic. All the

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details coming up so we can getjust signed up. That's a quick sellout,
So it wasn't busy radio station.Well that's going on. I like
cornhole, So I was playing cornholeat awake yesterday. Are you kidding me?
So? Well? It wasn't aperson who loved cornhole was telling you.

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I mean, awake is usually atthe funeral home. I was telling
you last week about my wife's uncle, Bill, who was expected to die
last weekend. Yes, And sohe woke up and then he asked for
a beer, and you guys gaveit to him. And then my wife's
family ended up taking him outside.They tailgated right there in the parking lot
of the nursing home, and theybrought a grill in in a tent.

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They were shut down at up atable. Yeah, they were like thirty
forty people there. So he endedup dying, Uh, Saturday morning.
He was eighty two. Many beersdid he get? I think he just
had the one beer. But Iliked him because I always had good conversations
with him. Whenever whenever I goto a family function, I would talk.
There's a three or four people thatI might go to guys, and

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so he was one of him.He was a motorcycle guy. He'd loved
cars. He'd get a new carevery couple of years. He's one of
these not super rich, but hadnice cars, like he had a Mercedes,
then he's bought money, he boughta Jaguar, then he bought a
Cadillac. So every couple of yearshe would buy I'm not sure they were
new, but they were really nicecars and so uh so the deal is

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he didn't want a funeral, didn'twant to wake, nothing, And I
thought, this is the second orthird person that I've known who has passed
in the last few years who didn'twant anything, And I thought, is
this a growing trend? Well,my dad didn't, okay, so all

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right, sot party, So thisis happening, right, I mean,
this is yeah, especially since Iwalked out of my aunt Lois's weak last
year because she was cremated. Yeah, I walked out with her in a
grocery bag. As we left thewake, they handed me her okay,
in a grocery so there was atleast a wake though for the price Chopper
that was down the road. Ohboy. Yeah. Yeah, So I'm

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when I say, I mean,I know it's uncomfortable. It's it's just
they don't I don't think where thewakes happen in your homes. I don't
know if they know how to handleashes, and that's more popular now.
Oh yeah, it's because so mymom said, I want to be cremated
and I want you to throw aparty, and she don't want to.
She has like setlists. So isthis a thing? Is a thing then?
Right? This is like for mydad and my mom, it was

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a decision they've made years ago.Yeah, and they let us know about
it. There's not going to bea wake, there's not going to be
a funeral. And you know,when you have our ashes, you have
our ashes. You do what youwant. Because I think people dread funerals.
We have a plan too. Butbut I'm saying, in a way,
I'm relieved that I don't have togo to a real wake or a
real funeral. What a gift itis, Yeah, but it is also

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those function as a way to realizeit's over and to say goodbye. When
I went to my buddy Bob's twoweeks ere, that was in April,
so it was a month ago.Now there's definitely there's closure there. I
mean, he was for so longI did. It's not like I didn't
want to be there, Kevin,you know what I mean. Well,

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I don't. I hate funerals.I hate nobody likes them. I know.
But I'm saying it in a way. It's like, I don't have
to go dig out my brown handgarslack. It's about It's about the family
that were eaving. It's green.Yeah, all right, so we had
so there was a picnic yesterday.All I'm saying is what a gift it
was, not not having to makeyou uncomfortable to go dust off my dress,
shoes and all that. And ina way, maybe that's his way

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is saying, hey, I don'tbother. Yeah, I like that.
Well, you're looking at it asit's participant, as if it's their gift
to you. I did why it'shis gift to me. Thank you.
He might care about you. Clearlyhe hate, probably hated going to these
things. I probably thought, youknow what, people hate going to him.

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You know you're talking about closure.That's fine. I mean, if
so, it is important to showpeople support when they have to stand in
that line and you want them toknow that they're not by this. Why
does it have to be that way? No, it doesn't, Oh,
Kevin. When I have pictures ofmy family, like early early photographs,
when they first started of funerals inour homes, like in New York outside

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of New York City, where Ican't pick out the dead person in the
picture because everybody used to pose deadperson. Yeah, there there's twenty people
in one of the pictures. Itcould be the kid, it could be
an old guy, it could bethis other weirdo because the pictures weren't real
great. Yeah, Like that's theway wakes and funerals were then, and
they changed from when my father inLawn died. It was like the president

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died. Two cops stood at attention. We were there over his body.
The funeral was grand, The processionwas a mile long. Roads were shut
down, cops lined up with saluting. The fire departments pulled their trucks out.
Kevin, it took me an hourto get into your father in laws.
Few awake and they hung big.But I'm saying that to me,

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I went, WHOA, this isseems over the top. But it was
enforcement military. That's that's different.I think different. But he may have
wanted that. I also know hedid most others. Yeah, and but
I've also been to Orf, youknow. You know there's a lot of
cops in the family who have whohave passed, who didn't want anything like
when I say nothing, like nothing. I've raised two children right now and

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they're in their teens who are completelycomfortable going into a wake, which it
was a big deal for me becauseI wasn't as a teenager. But they
started going when they were little,and they know what to do, and
they walk right up to a casket. If there's a body, they kneel
down, they pray, they saytheir condoles is great. Family. My
daughter's thirty going on thirty three andshe's still not comfortable with it. Right.

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I'm not saying they enjoy it,but say they're comfortable with They know
what to do. And when Bobbywalked into his very first one, I
think he was two and a halfand it was a police officer's father who
had passed away. There was acop standing there when a stadie when we
first walked in and Bobby, aslittle as he was, he's in John's
arms and Bobby looks up and hegoes, is this heaven? And the

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cop goes, God, I hopenot kid, because we were telling him
this was his first week, thisis someone who's passed away. They've gone
to heaven. We're gonna go saygoodbye. So in his little he was
walking into heaven. All I thoughtwas Jesus, seems like I've I know
more and more people that have theirwishes are that nothing happened. And I'm

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and if that's your deal, Likeyour parents aren't your your parents are religious?
Right? Yeah? Well like whatI'm saying, I mean your father
saying in the choir, I'm justit's just interesting that I didn't want that.
He did ave Maria for other funerals. As I'm saying, your father
is parents are very religious, AndI just thought that, you know,
when you said that one, that'sinteresting. But that's okay, that's right,

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that's disco party. So anyway,there was a huge picnic yesterday and
so it would be like sixty seventypeople there, and were there tears at
all? Very few, because therewas Cornhole's, cornel cigars, bet no
no mother of My mother's only stipulationis that no one cries. And I'm
thinking, how do I start?When do I start smacking people? How

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are you going to do that?I don't know. She's like it needs
to be a party, and I'mlike, I can't make it a party.
Stories you're told, tears getting on. Oh there were lots of stars,
Yeah, there, I mean therewere. I mean it wasn't like
it was. There was no emotion, but people weren't drunk and puking in
buckets. You know. Uncle Billwas one of my go two guys at
the picnics, so clearly I didn'thave him to talk to. So my
other guy was at the picnic.I noticed I always talked to my wife's

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cousin's husband, and so I'm walkingup. He's an attorney, and I
was walking up to him, andI noticed him coughing into his right hand,
and I could see you was sick. And so as I'm walking up
to him, I'm thinking a board, a board, take that hand,
and just in our eyes meet.I had no choice but to go up

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and shake his hand. And hisnose was all red. He had the
sniffles, and that it's just allergy. Immediately I said, I am.
I thought to myself, that's it. Turned my I turned my back and
walked away, angle, I willnot be spending any time with you today,
and I went went inside and washedmy hands back. In fact,
I went to the bathroom and someonewas in there, so I went over
to the kitchen sink and washed myhands thoroughly. Boy did I Yeah?

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So anyway, I just it isinteresting and I got me thinking, like,
um, yeah, for your ownfuneral. Yeah, I don't know
if I want to put anybody throughany of that. Like it's kind of
like I said, it was likea nice. It's nice because I thought
I'll come back. He was oneof those guys that I would come back.
I would go back to Connecticut forfor a wake, you know what
I mean. Well, I don'thave to now we just did. You
would have been there anyway because youlive there. Again, Well, we

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wouldn't have been. It would havebeen this way. We kind of got
in my car and driven to Connecticut, got on Tuesday or Wednesday or something
like that. So I know itwas a nice Like I said, didn't
have to dig out any of thoseclothes that the dress shirt or anything like
that. It was nice. We'reshort, Honestly, when you two speak
at my funeral, I would likeyou to dress up as clowns. I'm
gonna say, do you want rednoses? And oh god, Lex with

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your summer homer. All right,let's still in a church dressed like clowns
with big feet. Yeah, wellyou walk right up there, honking your
way up to the front. Oh, I guess we'll take color ten right
now for John Mellencamp Box Center WayingTheater. In fact, that's this Saturday
ticket to Rock Summer. We'll takecolor ten right now at six one,

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seven, nine three one. Onehundred point seven ticket for Rock Summer is
here. Next opportunity eight fifty hereon Zele from the Planet Fitness w CLX
Studios Horizons fie Now now, thanksfor making us part of your Morning Lines
with Heather. People are idiot.Great story than on one hundred point seven
w elex box. Please Heather,you wouldn't mind, Yeah, I don't

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mind. Wait an announcement when youhear this music. It is followed by
some amazing announcement all the details onthe second annual WCLX Cornhole Class. Oh

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yo, So here we go detailssport by two. So we're hoping we're
praying for by the way. Tomorrowat this time we'll announce the lineup for
the twenty twenty three I Heard RadioMusic Festival. I'm going to tell you

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about you know who's playing the festivalwould be Miley Cyrus or hey, I
can only handle one big announcement ata time. Well, don't you know,
I don't know if Camilla Camilla isperforming at our. I just suffered
through the Devil's flute. You don'thave post Malone's playing. Is singer for
the weekend. We'll find out tomorrow, so leave me Gomez maybe playing.
That's better than what you said earlierthis morning. You said that Gomez Lady's

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Rights promoted it. So it isthe second annuals Lex Cornhole Classic en Core,
Boston Harbor, same places last year, same area, right there on
the south lawn out in the elements. Remember how much wind was a factory.
Oh man, it was nice.So it's Saturday, July twenty ninth.
Write that down Saturday. Remember it'sSaturday, July twenty ninth, same

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as last year. Right, itwas twenty five hundred dollars for first place,
right last cash prizes. Yeah,so we got twenty five hundred for
first place, a thousand for secondplace, and then five hundred for third
place. It's one hundred bucks ateam. Not bad at all. Info
and registration at and it's already up. We just went on the site wclx
dot com forward slash Cornhole. Incase you don't know, cornhole is played

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with two man teams or two personteams. Well, were there any ladies?
Not everybody knows that? Oh yeah, well yeah yeah. Is there
smack talk in cornhole tournaments? Notjust no, I mean not just backyards,
but like, well you're kind offar away and you're kind of nice,
so you really have to pay attentionif you want to hear smack talk.

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There's some peacocking going on. Thereis a little bit. Is there
smack talk in bowling? There?Yeah, tournaments all and I don't think
so. All right, maybe todaythe old school bowling the Saturday morning though,
that was serious stuff. But todayI thank they play music and I
don't want to whisper like some insults. Once again WCLX dot com Forward slash
Cornhole. It's time you became themost popular person in your backyard. It's

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time you play cornhole. Cornhole givesme confidence. I'm even thinking about running
from me, or you're gonna feelgood about yourself. Right some music cash
bar thanks to a Boston Bago.They run it. They do a great
job. So once again, WCLXdot com forward slash cornhole. We'll all
be out there, so I loveto meet you. Okay. I can
confirm that is up and running andit's ready for registration, So get there

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now. Westford Academy. Do youknow where Westford is? By the way,
Westford? I heard of it.It's like north It's like a little
west of Lowell. Okay, Sothis this the headline on CVB this morning
is and this is a public school, one of the oldest, I think
in the country. Westford Academy's graduatingclass includes fifteen pairs of twins and one

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set of triplets. What's in thewater in Westford? That's actually part of
the article when you get to thebottom that they have some good water.
Um, I always think to myself. Or it's like a really like high
end town and there was a lotof fertility in vitro. Yeah, does
that cost some cash right to getthat many twins? A set of triplets?

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Fifteen pairs of twins, one setof triplets they even have I think
they said for next year they've gotsix sets of twins coming up the next
last Yeah, I mean we hadone set of Irish twins in my graduating
class. I thought that they weretwins. They looked alike, but they
were nine months apart, and wehad one set of twins, one or

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two maybe tops. And that wasout of a graduating class of three hundred
fifteen pairs of it is, I'mgonna stick with it. It's not a
freak show. I don't know whyI just agreed with that. I know
it's too late now, isn't it. The other school story on CVB is
that winter Hill School, which Ialways think of winter Hill Gang when I
think of that, now shut downfor the rest of the year. And

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you're saying, well, yeah,awesome, two weeks left and it's a
K through eight and so wash.No, those poor parents who had nothing
set up for this. But it'sbecause concrete fell inside the building. That
is not what you want to happenin your school. Well, that reminds
me on the way home on Friday, going through the tunnel to get to

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the pocket. Stop it, becauseyou know, Kevin and I can even
go through a tunnel. I'm justtelling you, there was no trucks around
me. Is it's initially what Ithought it was like asphalt sprinkling off some
sort of dump truck, but itwas all cars around me, and this
asphalt crumbling hit my windshield going throughthat tunnel. I hate you, yeah,
and I hate I turned on mywindshield wipers just to make sure.

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Did it scratch? Sure enough,Yeah, little pebbles. A matter of
time telling stop it. Yeah,you know how we all feel the minute
we get into that tunnel every dayand speed through there. Whatever it takes
to get out of there, whateverit takes, I'm gonna jump out of
my car, go through one ofthose doors and walk up the stars.
Everybody knows that was a bad cementjob over there, those tunnels. No
woman died, she was squashed ina car. You know. It was

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alarming. It's super alarming. That'snot that tunnel, that's right, it's
a different one. But still it'sjust there's too much for Yeah, yeah,
there's just a lot. We don'twant to Concrete falling at a school
either, that's bad. No,no, you don't. Here's a teacher
talking about it. My heart isbroken leave seventies that we are going to
be with our students, just likethis is really the building that has the
heart, that was heart. IfI don't think it's starting all over again

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because they're going to a new environment, which means some new routines. Is
this something that's happening for two weeks. Are we just supposed to be packing
something the rest of the year orwhat's happening We don't help stop that.
She's a teacher and she's wonderful.There's only two weeks left. Williams got
two weeks. Bobby's got like twoweeks in a day. So it's not
there's not a lot of in twoweeks. But the last week it's like
all outside. You know, you'rejust out, you're doing field days and

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I don't know what they're doing inSummerville, but you know, it's like
outside. I mean the second lastweek, though there might be some testing
now ye like my kids don't haveit. No, masses is a little
bit different. But yeah, sothere's there are finals and something not in
K through eight. No, no, right, they're all done. Move
along, by the way. Ididn't think this was possible, but you

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two, when I brought it upearlier this morning, they were like,
yeah, du um, marijuana legalin the state dispensaries everywhere, and I
thought they were all pretty busy.Got a half a dozen more than a
mile in my house. One company, it's a multi state marijuana company,
so they have businesses everywhere. They'reclosing three of them. Yeah, they

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are operating dispensaries in eleven states.The True True Leave Like Believe Cannabis Corps.
The other one. They's some hereFramingham in front of them, Northampton
and Worcester. What's the location inFrance. It's gotta be Worcester Road.
God, I don't know if itsays where it is specifically. Yeah,

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all right, Wow, it doesn'tsurprise because we had a ton in framing
him, do you I mean there'sthe smell of pizza. Yeah, that
one was converted, right. Yeah, it says true Leave like Believe Truly.
The burning weed when it's root inhell, that's crap right there?

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Can you play that again? Isn'tit right? The burning weed when it's
rut in Hello? Wow? Well, most of just to let you know
their roots are in water. Sometimesthat's mostly hydroponic, right to hear that?
Yes, so great, good times. I didn't think it would happen

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so quickly. Z Lex. Weathermostly cloudy with drizzle and passing showers.
Highs around sixty, sun and cloudswith the thunderstrument spots tomorrow. This music
is totally throwing me off. Highsin the seventies fifty one degrees in Boston.
I'm Heather Ford on one hundred pointseven double u ZLX Boston's classic Rock.
Carlson McKenzie, Heather Kenny eight seventeen, most MC cloudy today, A

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few showers around. It's around sixtyfifty one right now. It's Carlson mackenzie
and what what what the moment ofthe day on w CLX, Thank you,
Florida. That's nice gift here thismorning or wt you mean thanks every
day, Florida. It's only occasionallywhen we do others. It's just nice.

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Family sits down to dinner and uh, probably, hey what you do
at school today? You know,back and forth, and they still do
that, right, family still talkat the dinner. And so his family
sits down to dinner and then heonly had a bathing suit on, no
shoes or anything else. A guywhere nothing but a bathing suit barged into
a Fort Myers home last night.But the camera isn't the only thing that

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caught him in the act. Thefamily was just eating dinner inside. We
were eating dinner with myself and mytwo daughters, and we heard a noise
at the door. Oh but nobodywas knocking. Instead, this random man
was inviting himself in for him abite to eat. Brian got up from
the table and found this guy standingright in his living roost. He was
in, he was in the house. He started to tell me that he

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was a ghost. I'm a ghost. It's a man in a bathing suit,
fetid. I shouldn't be able tosee him. You can't see me.
I'm going to use that line.And wonderful kids are still eating or
if they've stopped yet. This guythought he was a ghost. He was

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shot that I could see him,thought he was walking around, and that
nobody could see. Brian is barelyable to believe what he's seeing. I
could tell his behavior was not normal. Who knows what this person might do,
you know, if they had achance to think. After causing this
scene inside, this guy who claimshis name is Kevin, came running outside

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to where a crew most Kevin's apretty decent he was cutting down a tree.
He hopped up in one of theirtrucks and locked himself, And so
there were guys working cutting trees down, So he runs into one of their
trucks and locks himself into one ofthe trucks side. So at this point,
this man barged into Brian's home.He thinks he's a ghost, and
now he's locked inside a tree crewtruck. I think it's all wild.

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After coaxing the man for a while, the tree trem were finally able to
get him out, where he thentook off wearing nothing but his bathing suit.
Still don't know if they didn't finda guy. He's still running a
royal we can see right, howcan you see it? Ghost wear nothing
but his bathing So that's right.That was Carlson Mackenzie and Heather's one the
moment of the day. We eightfifteen on one hundred point seven w CLS.

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Carlson Mackenzie, Heather Kenny A twentyfour mostly cloudy today, a few
showers around, highs around sixty fiftyone. Right now, I have great
taste from television. Kenny knows itand Reber I throw something his way.
He always thanks me. I'm goingto agree. Yeah, I feel like
it's Hollywood squares. I will agreewith that statement. Right. Pete has

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awful taste in television. I'm usuallyalarmed by your choices, Kevin, and
find them too alarming. Yea,all right, so I like both of
your recommendations. Thank you. Fridaynight is my love making night. So
Friday night my wife and I madeSweet Love and then I have a documentary
about that. Then she calls itpayment. We stayed in bed and we

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watched it. We started to watcha documentary together. We have that adjustable
bed, so it's nice. Youcould probably the craftmatic, Yeah you can.
Yeah, that's it's very comfortable.And then of course we invite the
dog in. We're not having waitwait wait the dog came in after right,
yeah, all right, you havingsex with your new poppy, and
you do doing it in front ofyour new dog. I mean he's in

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the room, but he can't beright, No, never do shows great
Dane looks on with disgust. Sothis documentary it's not on Hulu or Netflix
or it's on Investigation Discovery, Ithe ID channel. Okay, what can

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get on demand? Are you familiarwith the Curious Case of Natalie Grace or
no, Natalie Grace? Okay,Now this is the this crazy family adopts
a little six year old girl withnatal Grace Barnett. Yeah, okay,
so this a six year old withdwarfism. They adopt this. I mean,
this family is flipping crazy before theybring on this. Oh my gosh,

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just the first line of the description. Okay, all right, so
they bring they bring in this littlegirl, and they fly to Florida to
pick up this little girl. Theyimmediately take her to Disney World. Okay,
so they have money, they're wealthy, Yeah, they have money.
Yeah, So they immediately go toDisney World and then they have a great
day of Disney World. And thenthey go back to the hotel room.

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And so the mother, new motheris giving the six year old bath and
notices that the six year old haspubic hair. Okay, I'm just telling
you, and I thought, whatthe heck a six year old, just
six year old should not have pubichair. And then things got weirder and
weird. It turns out, haveyou heard that I am familiar with this

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story? Once you said yeah,okay, and then a few weeks later,
the six year old has a period. Okay, oh geez, well
it can happen Canada. Six yearold isn't really six correct. Yeah,
so over time they figure out thatthis six year old has to be like
teenager or or over right. Okay, Kenny, you know the story.

(31:11):
I do know thistory. Yeah,I forgot about it. But then once
you talked about the bath, howthey discussed. I'm telling you this is
that there are movies based on itsstarring It's called The Orphan. Yeah,
loosely based on that. Julius Stileswas in it. Well, this movie,
well, The Orphan came out beforethis correct. Oh god, that
was in the year since Natalie's storybecame a national media sensation. The Orphan

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horror movies starring Vera Farmiga and JuliusStiles have loosely based a prequel on what's
supposedly happened during her time with theBarnett family because I remember watching The Orphan
before all this stuff. So EllenPompeo is set to star in Gray's Anatomy
in an eight part scripted Hulu serieslike sort of based on Oh My God.

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She'll portray the mom You're gonna,You're gonna The mom is crazy,
the dad is crazy. Well they'recrazy too, family is crazy, and
so they they petition a judge tohave this Natalie legally reaged, so she
goes no by a judge. Souh so she goes from an eight year

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old to a twenty two year oldone night too wow. So then so
she's threatening to kill the family witha knife, like like this family's waking
up. She's standing there with aknife and she's saying, I'm going to
kill you, just like just likethe movie. So they end up shipping
this girl to an apartment complex whereshe terrorizes everybody in there. I'm telling
you, Kenny, they're all likeit. And it's but it's many hours.

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I think I'm about four hours andI've seen her pictures staring back at
me and just watching the preview insilence, and there's no way I'm watching
this show. Did she at leasthave a good time at Disney World?
Does not look like she has agood time, I'm telling you. And
she is her fascination with Dwarfism andlittle People's Netflix. Oh no, it's

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on ID Network, so go ondemand. It's called The Curious Case of
Nanly Craze. I'm telling you,I won't, but it sounds so good.
Kenny and I are together on this. It's great. It's a great
documentary. It's great television. Pete, I'm just telling nice raft to supper.
Yeah, down at once and thegood dose are crazy. It's a

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twenty nine, one hundred point sevenCLX Boston's class across Carlson Kenzie, Heather
Kenny eight to forty two. Mostlycloudy today, a few showers around.
Yeah, I mean it's we havethe like ten days a glorious weather.
Now it's kind of you know,dr Cookout go Friday. Did you get
wet on? We had the tarpsup. I had my easy up and
and my neighbor brought his over.We had one over the table, one

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over my grill. Well, everyoneretreated inside after what you hate it when
you plan outside stuff and then it'ssort of ruined. Yea, nothing beautiful.
We're ready to have corn hole goingand everything but nice, which brings
me to a question. Yeah,let's go ahead us. We made the
announcement at eight o'clock about the CornholeClassic on July twenty ninth over don Core
Bust. Now, now it isceremonial, you know, like somebody throws

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out the first pitch or there's thepuck drop at center ice, right when
something this majestic. Uh, youknow, it takes place. So my
question is is there gonna be anylike celebrity guest throwing out the first bags
like the guy? Yeah, well, the gotta be a celebrity first.
Oh you know, don't know howto throw a bag? Did you gonna

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look good doing it? Didjiff cornon the grill? You were mentioning,
how'd that turn out? I toldyou the corn too. I don't know
where it's coming from, but it'sjust as good as it is in August.
Mixed up this garlic butter which Iwas I based as I grill,
and then I roll the years onthe rill. Hell yeah, no,
hask not then just directly on Crispy. We're going to Shrewsbury. Hey Alex,
how are you doing today? Hey? Good? How are you guys?

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How was your weekend? It wasawesome. I have my son's third
birthday party, oh three, justsurprise him. Yeah. Those had to
be indoors. Had to be indoors. Huh. I didn't annoy you?
Yeah, yeah right, you didn'trent one of those bouncy houses around the
earth was inside on that huh right? Yeah? It was pretty mellow cool,

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you know, your rock and roll, some of it. Let's see
if you can put some of itto work. Let's get it on gas,
all right, ye, and hegoes to a soundproof booth. Let
me ask you five questions. You'replaying for tickets to Brian Adams and Joan

(35:36):
Jett a TV garden this Saturday's ticketmasterdot com if you'd like to purchase a
pair, and so look, fivequestions to you, same five go to
Canny all right, yea name theartist who just announced that he's ramping up
his Madison Square residency in twenty twentyfour. He always plays your name,

(36:00):
Yeah, name him. He playsMadison Square Garden a lot. Any idea
he's keeping his piano there? Doesthat help? Um? Yeah? Alright,
alright, cool? Here is Billyten years. I don't know one
hundred fifty alright already. And Imean, despite what you've read, I'm

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selling my house a long island,but I'm not leaving New York. I'm
just spending a little bit of timedown in Florida, like old Jewish guys
do from New York. So hereyou go. So he's wrapping it up,
all right. This rocker enjoys smokinga cigar on the side of the
stage just before a show. Isthat James Hetfield or Axel Rose. Oh?

(36:42):
Um, I'd say Axel. That'sthe James Headfield from Metallica. Sounds
like he loves He's a big cigarguy who has a tour called So Happy
It Hurts that's coming to Boston thisweek? Is that Sting Brian Adams or
Green Day? Go ahead, yeah, because we're giving away those tickets.

(37:08):
That's there, you go. Thisguitarist once had an on stage guitar solo
interrupted by a local taxi firm's radiocall coming through a zamp during a show.
Is it is it Tony Iomi orBrian May That that happened too?
Oh that's funny, Um Brian May. No, Tony Iomi from Black Sabbath

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and what band sings the nineteen seventyfive song TNT TNT Yeah, Yeah,
I got thirst three. We're bringingKenny back too? Yeah? Right,
And he knows this stuff. He'sall cocky coming in. It's a foggy
Monday. Yes, name the artistwho just announced he's wrapping up his Madison

(37:54):
Square residence. This rocker enjoy smokinga cigar on the side out of the
stage. James Wow, who whohas a tour called So Happy It Hurts?
That's coming to Boston this way?Does that sting? Brian Adams are
Green day, m gotta go BrianAdamses and this guitarist once had an on

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stage guitar sol interrupted by a localtaxi firm's radio call coming through a zamp.
Is it Tony Iomi or Brian May? Oh oh, this is a
good question. Let's go Tenny Iown c Kenny my God something else?
And you know the band that singsthe nineteen seventy five song TNT that would

(38:37):
be that's a d D man.We have to move along, Okay,
Alex, thanks day. I havea great Hopefully you've learned from this right
all right, you probably haven't.I will take caller ten right now for

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those tickets, then come back andgive away another pair of tickets to Peter
Frampton and you ticket to Rock SummerIt's next year on Zlex one hundred point
seven w ZLX with your ticket toRock Summer Hummer. So all we do
we give tickets away, so allof the biggest rock shows coming to town.

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Last hour, Bobby and Saugus pickedup the mailingcamp tickets all or ten
right now at six one, seven, nine, three one, one hundred
point seven picks up the Peter Framptontickets over at the MGM Music Hall,
Fenway, July eighteenth. Those ticketson sale right now through ticketmaster dot com.
All right, he's saying, that'sit right, No, eleven fifty
We'll give away another fare tickets somethingsome show eleven fifty two fifty three fifty

(39:44):
took it to rock summer right hereon zx A fifty one fifty one degrees.
See the heat one game two lastnight. I see that the That
would have been some good live bettingright there, because we were down like
by fifteen points. Oh no way, yeah, yeah, they were getting
crushed. The Vegas Golden Knights beatthe Panthers, Bruce Cassidy. So you

(40:04):
know, one team's trash is anotherteam's treasure, you know, And it
happens with morning shows to within radios. Yes, yes, we're neither trash
nor treasure. Ye leave one station, you go to one another. So
I don't know if you caught thewomen's double team that was disqualified from the
French open this story. I didsee the story and tried to understand it.

(40:29):
I read two different versions and Iwatched. I had no idea.
So, uh, they you knowthey was in between warmups or something like
during the third round match. Iguess, right in between points. Yeah,
but uh, and so you know, one of the players whacked a
ball and it hit a ball girlwho was already holding some balls. Okay,

(40:52):
and it kind of as I sawit hit her in a chest right
and so and the neck area,and so she starts to cry, the
ball girl, and it's best Tormoagainst Katto and Suggiati and Szuggiati hit a
ball kid and you could tell itwas in advert and she was hitting the
ball back. But it is therule. If you hit a ball person

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or a line person, sometimes theywhack those balls pretty good, you know,
they just like they whack a ballaway. So this rule is in
place because it takes all the questionof intention out. You hit that person
accidentally or intentionally, you're done.Is that The rule says it only if
you hurt them. Well, thiskid was crying. She wouldn't stop crying.

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She was bleeding too. I read. I didn't I didn't see that.
I was watching it. There didn'tlook like blood anywhere. She was
what I'm saying, she just likeI would have removed her from the court.
She was like like, go geta new ballgirl, right. She
was stunned. And then they whenthey kicked the team off, they started
to cry. So they were allkick him out. And initially the judge
or whatever the person in the chairwas like the umpire, I don't know.

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They were like, no, you'refine, let's keep moving. But
then like an official official came fromoutside the area and kicks them out right
right, you move that kid,dance. It's an automatic default bad.
This was a tough knock the wayyou want to go out of any event.

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You know what, I get itbecause that keeps players from intentionally whacking
balls at linesmen who make bad callsor ball persons like your targets and boys.
Ball goes when you're serving, andyou know those two that just sit
there right at the end of thenet waiting to go and run and grab
it if it hits the net?Yeah, what what happens if the ball
accidentally hits one of them and ithurts them? That's different. It's different

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when you're whacking a ball away.You gotta know where the direction you're heading,
because if you hit somebody in thestands, you're just qualified too.
Yeah, that's what they said,so I never knew that rule. Again,
I feel bad. I feel badfor them being knocked out, and
that girl the crying just she wouldn'tstop crying together, was gonna be able
to do her? Tough en upFrench, a little girl. Let me
get it together, get a newone. Now. Your parents used to

(43:07):
love to watch tennis, is yourmother? And mother still takes it in.
Yeah, yeah, she's saying Djokovicand Alcarez all the way for the
men, don't see anybody stopping them. She's getting up early at all or
no, she does not watch itlive. No, okay, because they
used to get up like two threeo'clock in the morning and talk to her
about it until later in the eveningafter a couple of the mansions were all,

(43:28):
yeah, I don't want to ruinit for some one. Good thing
she's got going right now, don'ttake that away Wimbledon. After this,
boy, I'd love to see heron a clay court. Watch. Why
don't you get her involved in somenice gambling? You know, I ever
put some money. It's some ofthat phone, some money out of that

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Alex Boston's classic rock Carlson Kenzie HeatherKenny nine twenty three. Mostly cloudy today,
a few showers around uh fifty oneright now. So it's the first
for me. I don't think I'veever heard of someone getting killed by this
item. That's an every household,every household, Yes, well, I
would say ninety nine percent of allhouseholds have this. Are we guessing?

(44:17):
Let's make it a game. Let'splay name that murderer weapon someone was murdered
with. Okay, wow, goahead, doorknob, the doorknob, window
blinds, remote control, a swiffer, kettle, paper towel holder. That's
a good one. Oh, thankyou, because I could see grabbing that

(44:40):
grabbing that sucker. No a sink, sponge, no, shut it down,
the throat, couch cushion, no, no drinking glass, no garbage
bags, no cam, no bathmatt. You're getting warmer. You're getting
warmer. Toothbrush front stoop matt?Is it a matt? Sounds like some

(45:02):
in the bathroom. A roommate waswarmer, roommate was murdered. The ship
made out of a toothbrush, likehe said, right. Investigators say that
he was beaten in a fit ofrage with the lid off of a toilet
tank. Yeah, but I meanyou've often talked about what item you would

(45:23):
pick up to defend yourself in theadvantage sounds to seven year old James Robinson
basic just today for that murder charge, please say he beat his roommate,
twenty six year old Brandon Patty todeath. Robinson reportedly sat in the room
with the man he killed until policea rive. The sad part for so
many is no one seems to knowwhat lid to the murder. I hopefully

(45:45):
whoever done this come you know justicewill prevail because it just don't make no
sense. All I'm saying is,once again, if your home is invaded
and you don't have anything, considerthe lid of your toilet tank, which
is always off center anyway to adjustedanyways, you need a better toilet.

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I'll ax Boston's class across. CarlsonMackenzie o that he just left for good
to plan a golf tournament. Goodfor him. Apparently the radio show comes
clearly in second. Then for meit's like fourth. For you, it
can't be first either. Boy,I didn't know you can just leave when
you want. Right. Well,the boss is right behind me. Yeah,

(46:29):
be curious enough he got the Okay, I'm sure he did. You
think he snuck out? That's prettysweet. Well, I know that.
It's funny because before the show startedhe goes, He goes, I'm gonna
leave early today to go to thisgolf tournament. Then he says that nine
twenty segment that we do. Igo, yeah, he goes, can
you go early into that so Ican leave? Oh? That's nice?
And I said, are you inany impression that that we're it's old school

(46:52):
Lucy Goosey Radio when I could dostuff like that. It's this program's all
laid out for us. They tellus when to stop. You're not even
talking right now. You're a robot. No what I mean, we don't
have any jesus. I mean,we don't have any Jesus. This is
corporate radio. I mean they tellus when to stop and talk. I
don't the old days will be like, you know, we switch songs around,
do this, and then anymore.My god, you're actually slightly scared

(47:15):
when you look at things now.I noticed that about you. You used
to move things around, and nowYou're like, I don't think it's whatever.
I mean, that's fine. Tellus I wasn't insulting you. I'm
just telling you. No, I'mjust telling you. It's uh. I.
I just do what they tell usto do, you know what I
mean, And that's fine. It'sbecause it's not very good soldier. Yeah,
it's not fun anymore. You knowthat now I haven't had fun years.

(47:37):
What is this just the start,like like with with golf tournaments,
because now through the summer, like, will he be leaving? I hope?
So. I hope he's able tofind some joy, don't you know.
I don't know. I mean,he's just is He's just gonna go
off and play golf when he wantsagain, I hope. So, well,
how does it work? I mean, we're doing a program. Just

(47:58):
get up and walk off and gogolf. Well, maybe he thought to
himself, like the last I'm ableto do that. Yes, okay,
I can just get up and walkout and say I'm leaving early. Can
you tell Kenny before you do that? Because I've run aboard before, but
not in the state. I'm justcurious about how that works. You just
ask permission. I have to gohave my car inspected. Now you leave
because that's okay, leave early now. I can't. That's the thing.

(48:22):
So I mean you could if youasked, like my it's expired my inspection.
Oh okay, so I Astachusetts.When you're it's it's no. What
I'm saying is now the new ruleis that you don't get it doesn't start
the day of like that month.So you were supposed to get in January,

(48:44):
but you waited till February. It'sgoing to see January. The old
days, they would go, okay, oh my god, I was eight
months off. I've done. I'vedid two or three months one time.
So I actually went to the shop, I mean eight months over years like
yeah. Later and later I pulledinto the shop and there I had.
I just couldn't wait, too.There were two other cars getting inspected in
front of me, and I justcouldn't wait. So, plus you're I'm

(49:06):
hungry, and you know, wellit's miserable outside right now too, I
will do it. Are you goingto stop and get food and then wait?
The food in your I'll grab some. You have a place you go
to each time? I have aplace. Yeah, it's across from don't
tell us where it is. Whyyou not a big deal anyway, But
I always wondered if there is agrace. I mean, a CoP's not

(49:28):
pulling me over because my inspection stickerjust expired. If you but if you
get pulled over, it's a partof it, you know what I mean?
If you get pulled over for somethingelse. Yeah, I mean you're
the one with the family full ofcops. I only have one cops.
Last five or six times that I'vebeen pulled over, nothing has happened.
That's how good I am. Wow, I'm just telling me. Well,
the last time I got pulled overwas on my birthday. As I was

(49:51):
speeding away. I was not hauledaway, he said to me. He
goes, I've been pulled over twiceon my birthday. By the way,
did you not wind up at theif the police stay asked? Not this
last time, the time before that, and the two last times I was
pulled over for speeding. Both ofthose times were on my birthday. I
was not tased. Westwood. Theywere lovely, all right, try now,

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no, no, no, seriously, we're going out stick. I'd
beat you with it. Just tellyour all right, I have a good
day, partner. Now you're goingto say that Parner Alan show kicks off.
Let's calm down. Never mind.This concludes today's episode of Carlson,
Mackenzie and Heather and they're not responsiblefor the forthcoming content, though they would
love to take credit for it.Join them tomorrow morning, five thirty to

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ten on one hundred point seven untilthe u CLX