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(00:00):
Boston's only classic morning shows. I'msorry, can you say that again?
I need to start buying costumes forthe Danes. I might be part of.
You could just buy uh elementary school. It could, except the their
legs are kind of skinnier and theirtrunk is fucking giant. Like their collars.
(00:21):
They're we do the I know noone likes them, but for great
Danes, when they're that big,and you want to make sure even though
they both walk on a leash verywell. Now, sometimes they're the one
is agitated by dogs that run athim and bark. Right, every little
tiny fucking dog thinks that Bruce isgreat to fuck with, so they they
the minute they start to see them, they get up on their hind legs
(00:42):
and they start barking, and theydrag their owner over. And all I'm
thinking is, don't just don't doit. He's not going to hurt your
dog, but he is not goingto be happy to see your dog.
He's not happy to see anything that'sagitated. Right, So they use we
use the collars that kind of youknow, they poke a little bit right,
and they don't hurt them. Ithine collars. Yeah, yeah,
I've always used them for my biggerdogs anyway, So don't at me for
(01:04):
any reason to. I mean itjust it doesn't hurt. Yeah, just
controls them. It's how we work. So I don't even rememberhere I was
going because I was like, oh, so anyway close for dogs, clothes
for dogs. So as I'm walkingthem around, I'm thinking to myself,
wouldn't it be great if I couldjust like make them look like a horse,
or make them look like a cow, or make them look like anything.
(01:27):
I'm sure you could find some adjustmentswould have to be made, right,
right, right. And also thecollars that we buy, if you
want to know how big they are, we have the biggest ones you can
possibly buy. Like when you buythose collars great lanes, it's like a
small horse, right Is that surprising? Anybody know? You can remove links
from it to make it more appropriatefor say, like pizza dogs. We've
(01:49):
never removed links. We've actually boughtextra ones to add links to the ones
that already exist. Sounds like thecollar I wear when I go to those
sex clubs. Right, so Ican't get them kid clothes because they have
giant necks and giant trunks. Butlike little, tiny legs. Yeah,
so I want to get them ahorse costume. I want because everybody always
says horse. Yes it's a zebra. Yeah, oh what did we learn?
Zebra's wear prison donkeys? Prison donkeys. I want to dress them up
(02:12):
as a prison donkey. Yeah.I thought it'd be funny to just or
a spider, a giant spider,like eight legs. Can you imagine that,
Bishy, because he's dark gray andso he would look like a spider
where his bruce would just look stupid. It's got a white face. Put
anything on your dogs, bro,I've dressed him up as Yoda, not
the Danes though not yet. Yeah, well they'll wear goggles. They are.
(02:35):
I can put goggles on them andthey'll just like turn their heads.
If ever there was a different Ifever there was a dog breed to represent
Yoda, I can't think of abetter one than a pug. No.
He's perfect, perfect, great sizeand stature, perfect face. Although the
outfit was just a bit too smallfor him, because I think it was
an outfit for a chiwaa. Andpugs also have giant trunks. They're thick,
(02:55):
thick with your big Danes. Youknow what I'd like to see them
and it's like Carhart gear, youknow, like I've done that. Maybe
a pullover or a fleece and thenmaybe some some good work pants on Bear,
you know, the big giant snoodle. We used to put sweatshirts on
him and he was he was socalm. He would just sit there and
take it, dealt with it.The Danes take it because I've put outfits
(03:19):
on the one when he had surgery, he had to wear a sweater basically
that went around his crotch for aweek and a half and he didn't fight
it. But you know, he'syoung, so I don't know if I'm
ready to put right right car heartson him. I don't even think Ford's
car heart sweatshirts would fit the Danesanymore. I mean, there are one
hundred and seventy and eighty pounds today. By the by the way, is
(03:42):
the three year anniversary for Winnie whenwe had to put her down. Are
you kidding? Are you fucking kidding? Yeah? Winnie and I never dressed
her up in anything, but Ido. I distinctly remember standing at the
front door one day and she wasstanding there with me, and she was
so sticky. I took my cellphone and I placed it on her head,
(04:03):
and she never moved until I tookit off. Like, she didn't
wiggle it off. You know howdogs will do that, Yeah, shake
it off. She was that calmof a dog. I've never met Winston,
but I do know that when weall had one of us had COVID
or something happened where we all hadto do the show from your basement.
Do you remember that. Yeah,we were all in your basement and when
he was already not feeling great,she wasn't close yet, I don't think
(04:26):
the months away. Yeah, AndI just sat on the floor with her
during this time period right after theshow ended or way back in like the
nine to nine thirty time, andI just pat her and she never moved.
Calm at dog. She was justso really really sweet dog, good
with other dogs. Yeah. Butthis Winston, I know, he's he's
(04:46):
my favorite. I love him andI always I always say he's my favorite
because he's alive. I loved allmy dogs, yes, but Winston's here
right, so I love him themost. See your first boy dog he
is, Yeah, he is,and he is a Dennis the Menace.
Yeah, oh yeah, all dogsare assholes till they're either with you for
a couple of years or they're twoor three. He's not destructive in any
way. He's just he's just meddlesome. Yeah, you know what I mean.
(05:11):
Yeah, he's annoying like a babyHueye he is. That was my
niece's dog last weekend down in SouthCarolina, a giant poodle. When I
say, is about the size ofone of your Danes. That's how tall
this dog was big. His waistwas I'm sorry, my waist was about
almost in line with his back.Yeah. Well Bear Bear was half standard
(05:33):
Poodle, half giant Schnauzer. Sothat's why you describe him as a man
in a dog suit. He didwhat he looked like an all fours.
This dog, her dog has gothis name's Duke. I think he's got
some some other breed dog in it. Yeah, and I know he's got
a cocaine problem because he was very, very excited. How old was he
(05:56):
He's just over two? Yeah.See, to me, dogs are assholes
until somewhere between two and three,where they become the dog you remember.
And the reason why people continue toget dogs is because no one remembers just
how fucking all like off their rockerspuppies are. Yeah, they're adorable from
like zero to three months, andthen they describe them as velociraptors from four
(06:19):
months to two years old. Yes, that's a great comparison, right,
and then they sort of sleep theirway and got their way into the rest
of their lives. Now, Iknow you're referring two dogs. You're not
naming your dog an asshole, butyou're referring to them as being assholes all
my dog. I cannot stand itwhen I hear an owner and my neighbor
(06:40):
does it all the time. Comeon, let's go asshole. Oh I
and my brother in law used todo that with his dog. It It
just hits me in the mole.No, I have all nicknames for them.
I hate when people refer to theirdogs as assholes. It just bugs
the shit out of me. No, No, I get that. No,
I'm just saying their behavior. Iknow you. Yeah that, Yeah,
(07:02):
I can imagine. I'm sorry forgiving you that view. No,
when I see my dogs, I'mlike, who's the little bouchy be be
course, come on, let's geta treat? Who wants a treat?
And they just love you. Ilove you to death. I never called
Vinnie when we had our dog anasshole, but I, uh, you
got him when he was a littleolder, he was almost two, and
then we had him the asshole face. Yeah. Then we had him for
(07:23):
over ten years. But he hada lot of inherent behaviors that we had
to adopt as well. But Isometimes would say, don't be a dick,
you know. So I found thatlike if I filled him with self
doubt enough, then he would youknow. All he heard was do you
want to treat right? Cookies?Cookies? Walki's car ride. I've been
(07:45):
looking this whole time to find afreaking picture on Facebook when because he would
tolerate little get ups when we woulddress the dog up, he was a
little eighteen and a half pint.You gotta go back, white dog.
I'm going far. I know welost them in twenty seventeen. There's no
quick access to this fucking I wasgoing to show you guys the picture of
(08:05):
the cell phone balancing on because Itook my daughter's cell phone and took a
picture. Here it is head onher head, but just in time for
the fucking Kentucky Derby. I don'tknow where my wife found this, but
we dressed him up in a littleU horse outfit and there's a jockey on
his back. Oh, you needto repost that on Derby Weekend. Yeah,
there it is. And so whenI drove that costume, that's a
(08:28):
pet smart. When I originally postedthis with the little jack and we get
him to run in the backyard andthe jockey would buck back and down,
that's awesome, fucking hilarious, that'sgreat. I've always said. And let
me see what the caption I wrotewas, you want an insider tip on
the Derby, don't bet on thenumber seven horse. He'll be licking himself
(08:48):
in the corner. Right. ButI always say, you know, it's
too bad that Instagram wasn't around whenVinnie was around with us, because I
would have had a whole page dedicatedto him, like what Heather is with
her Dane. Yeah, yeah,no, that a whole thing. I
respect. I appreciate that. Irespect that, But I just I've never
gotten into it because there's so manydog videos out there. I just I'm
(09:09):
not motivated. I'm not. Yeah, my my wife loves watching dog videos.
I just I'm not motivated to doit, you know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, so I meanyou gotta I mean, if you're
gonna do it, you gotta doit. You know, you got to
stick with it, Pete. Ithink you're just afraid that Winston's going to
end up with more followers than you, right. That was Boston's only classic
(09:30):
rock morning shows. Happy Ending Listenevery weekday morning five to ten for more
on one hundred point seven WCLX andI'm a radio station
Boston's only classic morning shows. I'msorry, can you say that again?
I need to start buying costumes forthe Danes. I might be part of.
You could just buy uh elementary school. It could, except the their
legs are kind of skinnier and theirtrunk is fucking giant. Like their collars.
(00:21):
They're we do the I know noone likes them, but for great
Danes, when they're that big,and you want to make sure even though
they both walk on a leash verywell. Now, sometimes they're the one
is agitated by dogs that run athim and bark. Right, every little
tiny fucking dog thinks that Bruce isgreat to fuck with, so they they
the minute they start to see them, they get up on their hind legs
(00:42):
and they start barking, and theydrag their owner over. And all I'm
thinking is, don't just don't doit. He's not going to hurt your
dog, but he is not goingto be happy to see your dog.
He's not happy to see anything that'sagitated. Right, So they use we
use the collars that kind of youknow, they poke a little bit right,
and they don't hurt them. Ithine collars. Yeah, yeah,
I've always used them for my biggerdogs anyway, So don't at me for
(01:04):
any reason to. I mean itjust it doesn't hurt. Yeah, just
controls them. It's how we work. So I don't even rememberhere I was
going because I was like, oh, so anyway close for dogs, clothes
for dogs. So as I'm walkingthem around, I'm thinking to myself,
wouldn't it be great if I couldjust like make them look like a horse,
or make them look like a cow, or make them look like anything.
(01:27):
I'm sure you could find some adjustmentswould have to be made, right,
right, right. And also thecollars that we buy, if you
want to know how big they are, we have the biggest ones you can
possibly buy. Like when you buythose collars great lanes, it's like a
small horse, right Is that surprising? Anybody know? You can remove links
from it to make it more appropriatefor say, like pizza dogs. We've
(01:49):
never removed links. We've actually boughtextra ones to add links to the ones
that already exist. Sounds like thecollar I wear when I go to those
sex clubs. Right, so Ican't get them kid clothes because they have
giant necks and giant trunks. Butlike little, tiny legs. Yeah,
so I want to get them ahorse costume. I want because everybody always
says horse. Yes it's a zebra. Yeah, oh what did we learn?
Zebra's wear prison donkeys? Prison donkeys. I want to dress them up
(02:12):
as a prison donkey. Yeah.I thought it'd be funny to just or
a spider, a giant spider,like eight legs. Can you imagine that,
Bishy, because he's dark gray andso he would look like a spider
where his bruce would just look stupid. It's got a white face. Put
anything on your dogs, bro,I've dressed him up as Yoda, not
the Danes though not yet. Yeah, well they'll wear goggles. They are.
(02:35):
I can put goggles on them andthey'll just like turn their heads.
If ever there was a different Ifever there was a dog breed to represent
Yoda, I can't think of abetter one than a pug. No.
He's perfect, perfect, great sizeand stature, perfect face. Although the
outfit was just a bit too smallfor him, because I think it was
an outfit for a chiwaa. Andpugs also have giant trunks. They're thick,
(02:55):
thick with your big Danes. Youknow what I'd like to see them
and it's like Carhart gear, youknow, like I've done that. Maybe
a pullover or a fleece and thenmaybe some some good work pants on Bear,
you know, the big giant snoodle. We used to put sweatshirts on
him and he was he was socalm. He would just sit there and
take it, dealt with it.The Danes take it because I've put outfits
(03:19):
on the one when he had surgery, he had to wear a sweater basically
that went around his crotch for aweek and a half and he didn't fight
it. But you know, he'syoung, so I don't know if I'm
ready to put right right car heartson him. I don't even think Ford's
car heart sweatshirts would fit the Danesanymore. I mean, there are one
hundred and seventy and eighty pounds today. By the by the way, is
(03:42):
the three year anniversary for Winnie whenwe had to put her down. Are
you kidding? Are you fucking kidding? Yeah? Winnie and I never dressed
her up in anything, but Ido. I distinctly remember standing at the
front door one day and she wasstanding there with me, and she was
so sticky. I took my cellphone and I placed it on her head,
(04:03):
and she never moved until I tookit off. Like, she didn't
wiggle it off. You know howdogs will do that, Yeah, shake
it off. She was that calmof a dog. I've never met Winston,
but I do know that when weall had one of us had COVID
or something happened where we all hadto do the show from your basement.
Do you remember that. Yeah,we were all in your basement and when
he was already not feeling great,she wasn't close yet, I don't think
(04:26):
the months away. Yeah, AndI just sat on the floor with her
during this time period right after theshow ended or way back in like the
nine to nine thirty time, andI just pat her and she never moved.
Calm at dog. She was justso really really sweet dog, good
with other dogs. Yeah. Butthis Winston, I know, he's he's
(04:46):
my favorite. I love him andI always I always say he's my favorite
because he's alive. I loved allmy dogs, yes, but Winston's here
right, so I love him themost. See your first boy dog he
is, Yeah, he is,and he is a Dennis the Menace.
Yeah, oh yeah, all dogsare assholes till they're either with you for
a couple of years or they're twoor three. He's not destructive in any
way. He's just he's just meddlesome. Yeah, you know what I mean.
(05:11):
Yeah, he's annoying like a babyHueye he is. That was my
niece's dog last weekend down in SouthCarolina, a giant poodle. When I
say, is about the size ofone of your Danes. That's how tall
this dog was big. His waistwas I'm sorry, my waist was about
almost in line with his back.Yeah. Well Bear Bear was half standard
(05:33):
Poodle, half giant Schnauzer. Sothat's why you describe him as a man
in a dog suit. He didwhat he looked like an all fours.
This dog, her dog has gothis name's Duke. I think he's got
some some other breed dog in it. Yeah, and I know he's got
a cocaine problem because he was very, very excited. How old was he
(05:56):
He's just over two? Yeah.See, to me, dogs are assholes
until somewhere between two and three,where they become the dog you remember.
And the reason why people continue toget dogs is because no one remembers just
how fucking all like off their rockerspuppies are. Yeah, they're adorable from
like zero to three months, andthen they describe them as velociraptors from four
(06:19):
months to two years old. Yes, that's a great comparison, right,
and then they sort of sleep theirway and got their way into the rest
of their lives. Now, Iknow you're referring two dogs. You're not
naming your dog an asshole, butyou're referring to them as being assholes all
my dog. I cannot stand itwhen I hear an owner and my neighbor
(06:40):
does it all the time. Comeon, let's go asshole. Oh I
and my brother in law used todo that with his dog. It It
just hits me in the mole.No, I have all nicknames for them.
I hate when people refer to theirdogs as assholes. It just bugs
the shit out of me. No, No, I get that. No,
I'm just saying their behavior. Iknow you. Yeah that, Yeah,
(07:02):
I can imagine. I'm sorry forgiving you that view. No,
when I see my dogs, I'mlike, who's the little bouchy be be
course, come on, let's geta treat? Who wants a treat?
And they just love you. Ilove you to death. I never called
Vinnie when we had our dog anasshole, but I, uh, you
got him when he was a littleolder, he was almost two, and
then we had him the asshole face. Yeah. Then we had him for
(07:23):
over ten years. But he hada lot of inherent behaviors that we had
to adopt as well. But Isometimes would say, don't be a dick,
you know. So I found thatlike if I filled him with self
doubt enough, then he would youknow. All he heard was do you
want to treat right? Cookies?Cookies? Walki's car ride. I've been
(07:45):
looking this whole time to find afreaking picture on Facebook when because he would
tolerate little get ups when we woulddress the dog up, he was a
little eighteen and a half pint.You gotta go back, white dog.
I'm going far. I know welost them in twenty seventeen. There's no
quick access to this fucking I wasgoing to show you guys the picture of
(08:05):
the cell phone balancing on because Itook my daughter's cell phone and took a
picture. Here it is head onher head, but just in time for
the fucking Kentucky Derby. I don'tknow where my wife found this, but
we dressed him up in a littleU horse outfit and there's a jockey on
his back. Oh, you needto repost that on Derby Weekend. Yeah,
there it is. And so whenI drove that costume, that's a
(08:28):
pet smart. When I originally postedthis with the little jack and we get
him to run in the backyard andthe jockey would buck back and down,
that's awesome, fucking hilarious, that'sgreat. I've always said. And let
me see what the caption I wrotewas, you want an insider tip on
the Derby, don't bet on thenumber seven horse. He'll be licking himself
(08:48):
in the corner. Right. ButI always say, you know, it's
too bad that Instagram wasn't around whenVinnie was around with us, because I
would have had a whole page dedicatedto him, like what Heather is with
her Dane. Yeah, yeah,no, that a whole thing. I
respect. I appreciate that. Irespect that, But I just I've never
gotten into it because there's so manydog videos out there. I just I'm
(09:09):
not motivated. I'm not. Yeah, my my wife loves watching dog videos.
I just I'm not motivated to doit, you know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, so I meanyou gotta I mean, if you're
gonna do it, you gotta doit. You know, you got to
stick with it, Pete. Ithink you're just afraid that Winston's going to
end up with more followers than you, right. That was Boston's only classic
(09:30):
rock morning shows. Happy Ending Listenevery weekday morning five to ten for more
on one hundred point seven WCLX andI'm a radio station
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