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(00:00):
Boston's only classic clock morning shows onyour fun Fact. In the year twenty
fifteen, a one hundred year oldLondon pub was illegally demolished by greedy developers
who wanted the land. Unbeknownst tothem, they didn't realize that this pub
(00:21):
was the only building on that streetthat wasn't destroyed during the Blitz in World
War two. So it was recognizednationally as historic and important landmark in England.
So these greedy developers were then orderedby the government to rebuild the pub
exactly as it was to spec sothey had all kinds of pictures. They
(00:41):
keep the rocks and everything. Iwonder if they had kept the bricks in
the stone, because that's part ofthe allure of it, right, But
how do you replace like some ofthe wood and stuff and not the same?
You can not the same, askthem to do that, like it
just being in it wouldn't be thesame, The same spirits wouldn't be in
it. The same. Yeah,and energy and blood, sweat and tears
(01:02):
on the wood, all the samethings that have been kept inside those four
stone walls the whole time would begone, right right. That's funny when
you hear about those older buildings overin Europe, you know, because here
one hundred year old building is like, wow, that's like half the age
of our country almost, you know, over there, it's like nothing.
It's a drop in the hat,right, the significance of the Blitz.
(01:22):
Yeah, that's the only one standing. That's stupid. Why would they do
that? Yeah, well that's likecreed. Not that anybody cares about these
two, but Arnold Schwarzenegger's daughter andthe guy that played what's his name from
Parks and rec what's his offerman?No? No, no, the younger
(01:42):
one they're married, Pratt. Prattand Schwarzenegger's daughter bought a house near her
mom, right, Maria Shriver.And it was apparently a house that wasn't
didn't have a dedication to it inthe sense that it wasn't said, they
didn't say, you can't tear itdown. But it was one of the
earliest works by this modernist house builderfrom the like the fifties in California.
(02:06):
And so they buy Brady perhaps MikeBrady, perhaps well I recognized the style
and he was one of the guysthat invented that style. Right, So
they bought the house and because itdidn't have anything saying you couldn't. They
tore it down immediately, and they'reputting up want want a modern farmhouse,
which is like the newer version ofthe McMansion that everybody's just like whatever,
(02:29):
Yeah, with the sliding barn doorsmade of gold. Who knows, but
I think they're talking more like it'sthe outside look of it. But they
they didn't even care. They're justlike, yeah, And I'm thinking,
why buy a house that everybody knowsis the house? Like it had a
name? The house had a name. Yeah, why tear that down?
With all the land you could buyanywhere? Yeah, why not just buy
(02:51):
another piece of land or redo theinside of that one? Yeah? You
know, all the money they've got, they could build whatever they want,
right anywhere they want anyway. Peopleare pissed, sure they should be,
but they don't care. Man onehundred something. I had to look up
the name so I didn't butcher itagain. But in twenty sixteen we went
(03:12):
to Edinburgh, Scotland, and wewent to a pub there that had been
continuously operating since thirteen sixty. Thesheep's height in amazing. That is so
cool. After our walk around Arthur'sSeat started by William Wallace. William wall
William Wallace. I think he mighthave been two hundred years prior to that.
Was he eleven hundred or thirteen hundred? I don't even know. That's
(03:36):
an easy Google, easy google.You're just so tired, you're almost laying
down. I actually I reclined inmy chair and I brought my microphone down
towards me. Do you remember whythough, right, you had a gala
last night. Yeah, Kenny wasn'tthere for it. But when we got
when we were given our right beforewe started podcasting, remember we had to
talk to a consultant and the onething the consultant said to us was,
(03:58):
he goes, I want it.If it's a real good podcast, it
should sound relaxed, and your postureshould almost be relaxed. So the very
first day we did a podcast,I reclined. You don't even remember us
sitting there. I reclined my seatall the way back. I brought the
microphone to me and I go,this is it. This is my podcast
natural stance, laying back in mychair with my microphone to this is how
I this is how my posture iswhen I say fuck shit, damn fuck
(04:21):
you. Right. Well, it'slike I sometimes see video of podcasts like
uh, Julian Edelman's Games with Namescomes to mind, and they're like beautiful
recliners, and they're just maybe that'sthat's to your point. It's adding to
that vibe. Yeah, right,that's why we laughed a little when the
consultant SETI. He goes, youwant it to be a relaxed version of
(04:44):
your show, and we're like,well, one, we're pretty relaxed,
you know, it's very relaxing.Masturbating. Masturbation is a form of witchcraft.
It is not. It is not. It's perfectly healthy. Spells on
people by touching your dick. Huh, there was a aiming all of your
stuff sort of a spell. Doesit go into a black witches pot and
(05:06):
then you stir it with like lizardssomethings, and all of a sudden you
get something out of yes frog legYeah, I bring up masturbation. I
didn't know this, but here weare on day two of the month.
May is National Masturbation Months, gonnamasturbation, It's gonna be masturbation. May
(05:27):
sturbation a month that starts with anO, like October oh, October May
doesn't even like when have you screamedup? May? When you when you've
do you want to finish first.It's gotta be man. Here's what I
didn't know, because I've seen sincethe advent of the internet, they make
(05:48):
up these national days or months ofwhatever, like it could a single day?
Can it? Three national days?National pancake Day? So I May's
National mass ssturbation Month. This goesback to nineteen ninety five. It was
a surgery general, doctor Joycelyn Elders, who suggested masturbation be taught as part
(06:11):
of the sex ed curriculum, teachme how to whack off. At that
point, I still didn't know whatmasturbation was. You know what it is
now, right, I did not. I graduated high school in ninety four.
Oh yeah, wow, I know. And you didn't know what it
was I masturbate. Huh. Itwas right around then that I found out
what it was. I knew itpeubarty, I know puberty. Boys tend
(06:35):
to know those things earlier. Andeven though you all make fun of each
other about it, it's still accepted, and it's never accepted with women.
People still make fun of it.Oh, it's exactly by men with women.
Oh no, no, no,but it's something like it's something that
yeah, but you don't use itas like a it's just a natural thing
that happens. You use it asit becomes another form of sex for you.
(06:58):
Like if you think about a womanmass disturbating, it turns you on,
where a woman thinking about a manmasturbating doesn't turn them on. It's
just like it's just something you doto release. So for no one ever
just thinks of it the same wayfor women as for men. So there's
always like an embarrassment. I feellike I'm sitting at a psychiatris or something.
You can get your wife to admitto it. Your wife would be
too embarrassed by it, you knowwhat I mean? Like your wives wouldn't
(07:21):
get into a conversation with me.Mine would no, but that's great she
would, But both women wouldn't.They don't get into conversations Like your wife's
not going to come sit here andtalk about her masturbation. I wouldn't allow
it. What if I don't meanon airrudish peace, I just mean casually,
I mean off air. If sheknew that it was national national masturbation
(07:46):
month. It's her duty as acitizen to I appreciate it. As a
matter of fact. After dinner lastnight, I informed her that May is
national masturbation month, and she's pete. She said, the boy, I
bet you can't wait to tell allyour listeners about it. Apparently this is
how it's going to affect our zodiacsigns. We're going to start with Heather
(08:07):
the Taurus. My mother, I'man Arian sign. It depends. Well,
this is April twentieth. Really understand, But I'm just telling you as
a woman who had my whole thingwritten out by an astrologer when I was
a child. I have forty pagesof dots. Wow, yes, my
mom's crazy. I don't understand thecorrelation here, May's masturbation month. Yet
(08:28):
they've incorporated all the zodiac. Yeah, how will the masturbation affect you?
A Libra? So let's start withHeather Taurus speed Bump, April twentieth.
If anyone knows how to treat themselves, it's a Taurus. There is no
other sign that will go to theends of the earth for ultimate luxury,
and you deserve it. No frills, no gimmicks, just you and a
partner, learning to love your bodiesor yourselves, explore your pleasure and desires.
(08:52):
It can also help with communication,and that's why my mom says,
I'm not a Taurus. Kenny.I'd rather not know mine because I don't
want to be thinking about that todaywhile I'm doing it. Yeah, I
don't need that in my head.So you don't want to know about ours?
No, I don't know because Idon't want to be thinking about it
while I'm doing it. You justwant to be I just want to be
pretty. What was that? Miss? Yeah? The key to your longevity
(09:15):
is master bid Love degreed in hisbook nine did he Die? Oh?
Yeah? Was he old when hedied? I think? I think when
he made that quote, he waslike ninety two, right good. He
died on the Happy Ending Table thatwas Boston's only classic rock morning shows.
Happy Ending listen every weekday morning fiveto ten for more on one hundred point
(09:35):
seven WCLX and I'm her radio station
Boston's only classic clock morning shows onyour fun Fact. In the year twenty
fifteen, a one hundred year oldLondon pub was illegally demolished by greedy developers
who wanted the land. Unbeknownst tothem, they didn't realize that this pub
(00:21):
was the only building on that streetthat wasn't destroyed during the Blitz in World
War two. So it was recognizednationally as historic and important landmark in England.
So these greedy developers were then orderedby the government to rebuild the pub
exactly as it was to spec sothey had all kinds of pictures. They
(00:41):
keep the rocks and everything. Iwonder if they had kept the bricks in
the stone, because that's part ofthe allure of it, right, But
how do you replace like some ofthe wood and stuff and not the same?
You can not the same, askthem to do that, like it
just being in it wouldn't be thesame, The same spirits wouldn't be in
it. The same. Yeah,and energy and blood, sweat and tears
(01:02):
on the wood, all the samethings that have been kept inside those four
stone walls the whole time would begone, right right. That's funny when
you hear about those older buildings overin Europe, you know, because here
one hundred year old building is like, wow, that's like half the age
of our country almost, you know, over there, it's like nothing.
It's a drop in the hat,right, the significance of the Blitz.
(01:22):
Yeah, that's the only one standing. That's stupid. Why would they do
that? Yeah, well that's likecreed. Not that anybody cares about these
two, but Arnold Schwarzenegger's daughter andthe guy that played what's his name from
Parks and rec what's his offerman?No? No, no, the younger
(01:42):
one they're married, Pratt. Prattand Schwarzenegger's daughter bought a house near her
mom, right, Maria Shriver.And it was apparently a house that wasn't
didn't have a dedication to it inthe sense that it wasn't said, they
didn't say, you can't tear itdown. But it was one of the
earliest works by this modernist house builderfrom the like the fifties in California.
(02:06):
And so they buy Brady perhaps MikeBrady, perhaps well I recognized the style
and he was one of the guysthat invented that style. Right, So
they bought the house and because itdidn't have anything saying you couldn't. They
tore it down immediately, and they'reputting up want want a modern farmhouse,
which is like the newer version ofthe McMansion that everybody's just like whatever,
(02:29):
Yeah, with the sliding barn doorsmade of gold. Who knows, but
I think they're talking more like it'sthe outside look of it. But they
they didn't even care. They're justlike, yeah, And I'm thinking,
why buy a house that everybody knowsis the house? Like it had a
name? The house had a name. Yeah, why tear that down?
With all the land you could buyanywhere? Yeah, why not just buy
(02:51):
another piece of land or redo theinside of that one? Yeah? You
know, all the money they've got, they could build whatever they want,
right anywhere they want anyway. Peopleare pissed, sure they should be,
but they don't care. Man onehundred something. I had to look up
the name so I didn't butcher itagain. But in twenty sixteen we went
(03:12):
to Edinburgh, Scotland, and wewent to a pub there that had been
continuously operating since thirteen sixty. Thesheep's height in amazing. That is so
cool. After our walk around Arthur'sSeat started by William Wallace. William wall
William Wallace. I think he mighthave been two hundred years prior to that.
Was he eleven hundred or thirteen hundred? I don't even know. That's
(03:36):
an easy Google, easy google.You're just so tired, you're almost laying
down. I actually I reclined inmy chair and I brought my microphone down
towards me. Do you remember whythough, right, you had a gala
last night. Yeah, Kenny wasn'tthere for it. But when we got
when we were given our right beforewe started podcasting, remember we had to
talk to a consultant and the onething the consultant said to us was,
(03:58):
he goes, I want it.If it's a real good podcast, it
should sound relaxed, and your postureshould almost be relaxed. So the very
first day we did a podcast,I reclined. You don't even remember us
sitting there. I reclined my seatall the way back. I brought the
microphone to me and I go,this is it. This is my podcast
natural stance, laying back in mychair with my microphone to this is how
I this is how my posture iswhen I say fuck shit, damn fuck
(04:21):
you. Right. Well, it'slike I sometimes see video of podcasts like
uh, Julian Edelman's Games with Namescomes to mind, and they're like beautiful
recliners, and they're just maybe that'sthat's to your point. It's adding to
that vibe. Yeah, right,that's why we laughed a little when the
consultant SETI. He goes, youwant it to be a relaxed version of
(04:44):
your show, and we're like,well, one, we're pretty relaxed,
you know, it's very relaxing.Masturbating. Masturbation is a form of witchcraft.
It is not. It is not. It's perfectly healthy. Spells on
people by touching your dick. Huh, there was a aiming all of your
stuff sort of a spell. Doesit go into a black witches pot and
(05:06):
then you stir it with like lizardssomethings, and all of a sudden you
get something out of yes frog legYeah, I bring up masturbation. I
didn't know this, but here weare on day two of the month.
May is National Masturbation Months, gonnamasturbation, It's gonna be masturbation. May
(05:27):
sturbation a month that starts with anO, like October oh, October May
doesn't even like when have you screamedup? May? When you when you've
do you want to finish first.It's gotta be man. Here's what I
didn't know, because I've seen sincethe advent of the internet, they make
(05:48):
up these national days or months ofwhatever, like it could a single day?
Can it? Three national days?National pancake Day? So I May's
National mass ssturbation Month. This goesback to nineteen ninety five. It was
a surgery general, doctor Joycelyn Elders, who suggested masturbation be taught as part
(06:11):
of the sex ed curriculum, teachme how to whack off. At that
point, I still didn't know whatmasturbation was. You know what it is
now, right, I did not. I graduated high school in ninety four.
Oh yeah, wow, I know. And you didn't know what it
was I masturbate. Huh. Itwas right around then that I found out
what it was. I knew itpeubarty, I know puberty. Boys tend
(06:35):
to know those things earlier. Andeven though you all make fun of each
other about it, it's still accepted, and it's never accepted with women.
People still make fun of it.Oh, it's exactly by men with women.
Oh no, no, no,but it's something like it's something that
yeah, but you don't use itas like a it's just a natural thing
that happens. You use it asit becomes another form of sex for you.
(06:58):
Like if you think about a womanmass disturbating, it turns you on,
where a woman thinking about a manmasturbating doesn't turn them on. It's
just like it's just something you doto release. So for no one ever
just thinks of it the same wayfor women as for men. So there's
always like an embarrassment. I feellike I'm sitting at a psychiatris or something.
You can get your wife to admitto it. Your wife would be
too embarrassed by it, you knowwhat I mean? Like your wives wouldn't
(07:21):
get into a conversation with me.Mine would no, but that's great she
would, But both women wouldn't.They don't get into conversations Like your wife's
not going to come sit here andtalk about her masturbation. I wouldn't allow
it. What if I don't meanon airrudish peace, I just mean casually,
I mean off air. If sheknew that it was national national masturbation
(07:46):
month. It's her duty as acitizen to I appreciate it. As a
matter of fact. After dinner lastnight, I informed her that May is
national masturbation month, and she's pete. She said, the boy, I
bet you can't wait to tell allyour listeners about it. Apparently this is
how it's going to affect our zodiacsigns. We're going to start with Heather
(08:07):
the Taurus. My mother, I'man Arian sign. It depends. Well,
this is April twentieth. Really understand, But I'm just telling you as
a woman who had my whole thingwritten out by an astrologer when I was
a child. I have forty pagesof dots. Wow, yes, my
mom's crazy. I don't understand thecorrelation here, May's masturbation month. Yet
(08:28):
they've incorporated all the zodiac. Yeah, how will the masturbation affect you?
A Libra? So let's start withHeather Taurus speed Bump, April twentieth.
If anyone knows how to treat themselves, it's a Taurus. There is no
other sign that will go to theends of the earth for ultimate luxury,
and you deserve it. No frills, no gimmicks, just you and a
partner, learning to love your bodiesor yourselves, explore your pleasure and desires.
(08:52):
It can also help with communication,and that's why my mom says,
I'm not a Taurus. Kenny.I'd rather not know mine because I don't
want to be thinking about that todaywhile I'm doing it. Yeah, I
don't need that in my head.So you don't want to know about ours?
No, I don't know because Idon't want to be thinking about it
while I'm doing it. You justwant to be I just want to be
pretty. What was that? Miss? Yeah? The key to your longevity
(09:15):
is master bid Love degreed in hisbook nine did he Die? Oh?
Yeah? Was he old when hedied? I think? I think when
he made that quote, he waslike ninety two, right good. He
died on the Happy Ending Table thatwas Boston's only classic rock morning shows.
Happy Ending listen every weekday morning fiveto ten for more on one hundred point
(09:35):
seven WCLX and I'm her radio station
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