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(00:00):
Boston's only class o'clock morning shows.The grocery store Snaffoo yesterday of buying some
pre cut watermelon, thinking I'd bea hero when I got home because it
looked nice and ripe and cubed perfectly, got home and realized that my wife's
previous trip, she had purchased amini watermelon. So now now we got
(00:22):
a fuck ton of watermelon. Attimes it's easy to eat, Oh yeah,
summertime. I mean, I canlike canalope, I can crush I
could probably crush two or three canalopesa week. Watermelon same thing, love
canalope. But I just I don'tbuy it. I just it's too I'm
just it's too difficult to get theright one. I just I'm failure eighty
percent of the time. So Istopped buying it. And smell them.
(00:44):
Yeah, I'll get it in arestaurant, because it's gonna be a restaurant.
I just don't know how to getone. Smell them. I look
for. I've tried, I lookfor, I've tried it all well.
I haven't bought one since the fallbecause guess what I don't do anymore?
Smell smell that's right, real wellbon Yeah, so I haven't bought a
candle ope. I haven't bought acandle ope in over a half year.
(01:06):
Yeah, hopefully you're lack of smelldoesn't last as long as the wife's.
She's going on two years. MYeah, like I have some smell.
Yeah she does now too. Yeah, but I don't have what I had,
right, Yeah, I don't alsohave the taste that I had.
So it affected both obviously because they'reconnected. And like some things that I
(01:26):
really loved to smell, I hatesmelling now, like coffee. I hate
the smell. You don't like thesmell? Does it smell different than it
used to? Completely different than itused to? Like? What can you
just like hell? Just like fuckingcash? Yeah? Just now it doesn't
smell like shit, smells like trash. Yeah, it's I can't explain the
smell. I've never smelled it before, but when I get close to it,
(01:49):
if I can smell something, itmakes me want to throw up.
Oh that's it is because I lovecoffee, so it doesn't affect the taste.
It doesn't taste like shit. Idon't know. It's so weird because
the two are tied together. Yeah. So, but I can't. It's
such a weird side effect of theof the virus. I know, yay,
(02:15):
thankfully I still have my sense ofsmell. I know. So oh
I'm the only one in the housethat lost that, and I got the
variant that my parents had and theynever lost their sense of smell. Just
different people, just different people,different things. Our friend's dog, Sid
is pretty much mostly blind at thispoint. She's a black lab and one
(02:36):
of the best dogs to ever walkthe planet Earth, and she was a
ball hound. She's one of thebest off the leash dogs. She doesn't
never runs away like, she'll stayright by. She's really good. And
what I noticed last weekend is hownot only her her hearing, which has
always been good, but her smellis just incredible. Because I mean,
(02:58):
now you can put a treat completelyon the other side of the room and
like, if you know she's rightby it, you say, all right,
go get it. She goes rightto it like that. I don't
know if it's like they say withhumans, if you lose one sense,
the others are heightened. Yes,So that brings me back to you,
Heather, It has any other superpowersbeen enhanced? Now? Can you fly
x ray vision better hearing. Everything'sgone to shit? Can you it's been
(03:23):
it's been a downward spirals in September. Uh, well, I didn't know
because you got family, right.Yeah. I've had to remind numerous times.
It'll go away eventually, h whatever'swhatever's going on, and I'll eventually
be able to smell coffee won't smelllike shit, and life will seem better
(03:45):
and you can still make them greatsmelling and tasting meals even though you have
no sense of smell. Right,I'm the baker, the baker in the
family. Uh well, let mebake this up. This is a leftover
story. I meant to do thisin the podcast yesterday, but I didn't
see place to wedge it in.But I guess since we're talking about senses
and superpowers, some women are goingto extreme lengths to help boost their sex
(04:12):
lives. A lot of older womenare coming to these clinics. Started,
I guess, in the UK,but now it's making its way over here
to the States. It's they're gettingsalmon sperm injected into their vaginas to help
with their sex lives. Oh,it's called the O shot, and women
are reporting that have had the salmonsperm injected, are reporting stronger, more
(04:35):
frequent orgasms, increased natural lubrication,and overall greater sexual arousal. Sure,
it's about the lubrication. If they'reolder, I think my wife would say
that sounds great. Does it coolme off? She's running hot a little
bit? A little bit? Yeah? The sheets are for doctor Kenneth beer
(04:56):
A, Yeah, that's his lastname, a cosmetic dermatologist in Palm Beach,
says there are studies done back asfar as twenty seventeen demonstrating that,
yes, indeed, salmon sperm canhelp prepare cellular damage, speed up healing
of wounds, and diminished inflammation.And apparently they decided to say, let's
put it into the lady garden andsee what happened. Would this be FDA
(05:16):
approved? Let me see. I'mnot sure if it's done over I'm not
sure because you know, the UKhas its own set of rules and regulations
over there. Pre medically, rightis that theft? Yeah? Food and
drug? Food and drug to behere, drug to be a treatment?
Right? Yeah? I guess,yeah, yeah, I guess. The
salmon sperm has also been a staplein Korean skincare for many years. They
(05:42):
haven't injected into their faces the samestuff. I can imagine the heart,
all the natural things that I don'tknow if I would dislike a natural thing,
more unnatural thing, a man madething. M I mean, I'm
not doing any of these things myself. I'm doing collagen peptides every day.
Yeah, but you know my husbanddoes that. But I don't know.
(06:03):
I mean, go go, gofor it. What do we care.
It's their sex life, it's notyours. Like I want to know who
was the first person to think ofthat, Like, you know what I
need to inject into my huhah,salmon's. I is to have done extensive
research on what things regenerate and whatthings work. And I mean salmon sperm's
(06:25):
one of the oldest things that peoplehave dealt with, right, I don't
know. You don't eat salmon's Idon't think so. Yeah. I was
gonna say, if you eat it, does it make you horny? I
don't know. That was Boston's onlyclassic rock morning shows. Happy Ending listen
every weekday morning five to ten formore on one hundred point seven WCLX,
and I'm her radio station.
Boston's only class o'clock morning shows.The grocery store Snaffoo yesterday of buying some
pre cut watermelon, thinking I'd bea hero when I got home because it
looked nice and ripe and cubed perfectly, got home and realized that my wife's
previous trip, she had purchased amini watermelon. So now now we got
(00:22):
a fuck ton of watermelon. Attimes it's easy to eat, Oh yeah,
summertime. I mean, I canlike canalope, I can crush I
could probably crush two or three canalopesa week. Watermelon same thing, love
canalope. But I just I don'tbuy it. I just it's too I'm
just it's too difficult to get theright one. I just I'm failure eighty
percent of the time. So Istopped buying it. And smell them.
(00:44):
Yeah, I'll get it in arestaurant, because it's gonna be a restaurant.
I just don't know how to getone. Smell them. I look
for. I've tried, I lookfor, I've tried it all well.
I haven't bought one since the fallbecause guess what I don't do anymore?
Smell smell that's right, real wellbon Yeah, so I haven't bought a
candle ope. I haven't bought acandle ope in over a half year.
(01:06):
Yeah, hopefully you're lack of smelldoesn't last as long as the wife's.
She's going on two years. MYeah, like I have some smell.
Yeah she does now too. Yeah, but I don't have what I had,
right, Yeah, I don't alsohave the taste that I had.
So it affected both obviously because they'reconnected. And like some things that I
(01:26):
really loved to smell, I hatesmelling now, like coffee. I hate
the smell. You don't like thesmell? Does it smell different than it
used to? Completely different than itused to? Like? What can you
just like hell? Just like fuckingcash? Yeah? Just now it doesn't
smell like shit, smells like trash. Yeah, it's I can't explain the
smell. I've never smelled it before, but when I get close to it,
(01:49):
if I can smell something, itmakes me want to throw up.
Oh that's it is because I lovecoffee, so it doesn't affect the taste.
It doesn't taste like shit. Idon't know. It's so weird because
the two are tied together. Yeah. So, but I can't. It's
such a weird side effect of theof the virus. I know, yay,
(02:15):
thankfully I still have my sense ofsmell. I know. So oh
I'm the only one in the housethat lost that, and I got the
variant that my parents had and theynever lost their sense of smell. Just
different people, just different people,different things. Our friend's dog, Sid
is pretty much mostly blind at thispoint. She's a black lab and one
(02:36):
of the best dogs to ever walkthe planet Earth, and she was a
ball hound. She's one of thebest off the leash dogs. She doesn't
never runs away like, she'll stayright by. She's really good. And
what I noticed last weekend is hownot only her her hearing, which has
always been good, but her smellis just incredible. Because I mean,
(02:58):
now you can put a treat completelyon the other side of the room and
like, if you know she's rightby it, you say, all right,
go get it. She goes rightto it like that. I don't
know if it's like they say withhumans, if you lose one sense,
the others are heightened. Yes,So that brings me back to you,
Heather, It has any other superpowersbeen enhanced? Now? Can you fly
x ray vision better hearing. Everything'sgone to shit? Can you it's been
(03:23):
it's been a downward spirals in September. Uh, well, I didn't know
because you got family, right.Yeah. I've had to remind numerous times.
It'll go away eventually, h whatever'swhatever's going on, and I'll eventually
be able to smell coffee won't smelllike shit, and life will seem better
(03:45):
and you can still make them greatsmelling and tasting meals even though you have
no sense of smell. Right,I'm the baker, the baker in the
family. Uh well, let mebake this up. This is a leftover
story. I meant to do thisin the podcast yesterday, but I didn't
see place to wedge it in.But I guess since we're talking about senses
and superpowers, some women are goingto extreme lengths to help boost their sex
(04:12):
lives. A lot of older womenare coming to these clinics. Started,
I guess, in the UK,but now it's making its way over here
to the States. It's they're gettingsalmon sperm injected into their vaginas to help
with their sex lives. Oh,it's called the O shot, and women
are reporting that have had the salmonsperm injected, are reporting stronger, more
(04:35):
frequent orgasms, increased natural lubrication,and overall greater sexual arousal. Sure,
it's about the lubrication. If they'reolder, I think my wife would say
that sounds great. Does it coolme off? She's running hot a little
bit? A little bit? Yeah? The sheets are for doctor Kenneth beer
(04:56):
A, Yeah, that's his lastname, a cosmetic dermatologist in Palm Beach,
says there are studies done back asfar as twenty seventeen demonstrating that,
yes, indeed, salmon sperm canhelp prepare cellular damage, speed up healing
of wounds, and diminished inflammation.And apparently they decided to say, let's
put it into the lady garden andsee what happened. Would this be FDA
(05:16):
approved? Let me see. I'mnot sure if it's done over I'm not
sure because you know, the UKhas its own set of rules and regulations
over there. Pre medically, rightis that theft? Yeah? Food and
drug? Food and drug to behere, drug to be a treatment?
Right? Yeah? I guess,yeah, yeah, I guess. The
salmon sperm has also been a staplein Korean skincare for many years. They
(05:42):
haven't injected into their faces the samestuff. I can imagine the heart,
all the natural things that I don'tknow if I would dislike a natural thing,
more unnatural thing, a man madething. M I mean, I'm
not doing any of these things myself. I'm doing collagen peptides every day.
Yeah, but you know my husbanddoes that. But I don't know.
(06:03):
I mean, go go, gofor it. What do we care.
It's their sex life, it's notyours. Like I want to know who
was the first person to think ofthat, Like, you know what I
need to inject into my huhah,salmon's. I is to have done extensive
research on what things regenerate and whatthings work. And I mean salmon sperm's
(06:25):
one of the oldest things that peoplehave dealt with, right, I don't
know. You don't eat salmon's Idon't think so. Yeah. I was
gonna say, if you eat it, does it make you horny? I
don't know. That was Boston's onlyclassic rock morning shows. Happy Ending listen
every weekday morning five to ten formore on one hundred point seven WCLX,
and I'm her radio station.
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