KM&H 5.31.23 Part 1

Leaky Gut Syndrome, A V.I.P. Foot Fetish And Phallic Meatloaf

Episode Transcript

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I think I think that's the wrongmusic. There you go where Carlson,
Mackenzie and Heather in the Morning,I needed a stop what you're doing and
listen. I'm a little showed oncash, but if you don't mind just
appathizing, I'd love to take herdo something. Carlson, Mackenzie and Heather.
We'd like to thank you personally,all of us for the meeting you've

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given all of his lives. KevinCarlson, I always thought that everyone had
a little bit of good in them, but I don't see it with you.
Pete Mackenzie, you didn't wanted totell you you were a moral I
doubled up on the mad So I'mready for all your jokes. Carlson,
Mackenzie and Heather in the Morning.Your eyes are kind of glazing over.
No, I'm just I'm processing though. Well that concludes on one hundred point

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seventy. I don't really know what. That's shockingly amazing, don't do you?
See? LX? Welcome to whatsay welcome to? Huh? Is
that the Savannah bananas? Oh?Yeah, right, welcome to It's true.
Oh, welcome to a Wednesday already? Huh? Thirty first of May

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twenty twenty three. It's your palson the radio. My name is Kevin
Carlson's Hey buddy, when you're peeingall over your shoe, I'm learning something.
Hello. They ain't Pete McKenzie.These irishmen look young, Yes,
yes, young irishman. It wasyoung irishman. Checking has spent more time
over there so I could fall inlove. Oh, the show's a little

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dumber this morning, that's for sure. They're forward. Is uh has no
voice? Oh, James, yeah, down a crew member. Yeah,
she went from sexy voice to novoice, she said, So allergies are
knocking her out. So we haveKenny Young Filly in two seats today.
I bought this jacket at a gasstation in New Mexico. I want to

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tell you I walked out of thatplace with this jack get oh bong,
fireworks, Oh, bow and arrow. It's a beef jerky. Yeah.
I always get peep jerky. Don'tyou love those gas stations trucks a little
bit of everything. Yeah, showers. By the way, Heather Patrick McGuire
just sent me an email two twentyfour am. The subject play the theme

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from Body Heat every time Heather talks. Well, Unfortunately he is not Kathleen
Turner movie. You have to playup the Kathleen Turner comparison with the Body
Heat soundtrack. Every time Heather speaks, said John Hurt, Yes, yes,
ah, yeah, yeah. Shewas lovely in that movie. Kathleen
Turner. Oh yeah yeah. Heathereither had Kathleen Turner voice or smoker's voice.

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When it was one of them,I could just pictures with a Paul
mall and yeah, right beer nextdoor her highball. She when we first
met her, was she not smoking? Uh? Yeah, she was smoking
those skinny little cigarettes not. Imean sometimes that I hadn't seeing her ripping
a heater on the side. Yeah, and she remember once in a while,
because I thought when you guys wouldgo outside, she'd go it.

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I thought I saw her. Yeah, I'd see you out there where one
of the former producers go back.Yeah, back in pick Keepsie. She
smoked a little more, but ittapered off quickly. So six one one
seven r number five thirty club members. Time for you to check in via
the text line w ZL likes andyour message. You can send that over
to seven oh four seven oh talkback feature on the iHeartRadio Apple Try to

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keep an eye on it going on. Is it too early for cigars?
I just this is a perfect timeof year. Have you ever woken up
on a Saturday or Sunday morning andfired one up on the back. Oh,
I've done it. No, Imean on the golf course, but
that was like mid day. Yeah, I mean I haven't done it anymore.
I have breakfast and then go sitdown on the deck and have a
cigar. Yeahs breakfast. Yeah thatSunday Sunday morning, I had one on

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the golf course with Skylab. Hecarries him around in a big plastic bagg
Yeah. I don't like the wayhe carries around his cigars, you know,
because I think he just throws himin his golf bag. And they're
a big plastic bag. They dryout a little bit, you know,
you cut the end and the wholething. For I know a guy that
carries his cigars in a in aplastic bag as well. Yeah, my

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buddies hit this Austin travel case forthat's what I have. And it has
a little humidified disc in it.It's a black little it's a black heavy
duty case. Black his brown yeahright, Yeah, I have one of
those nothing against his cigars. I'mnot going to turn down a free cigar.
Sure, interesting. Proper care andmaintenance is always appreciated, to take
care of those little babies. It'sfive thirty three. Uh what wow,

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Kevin, you said fifty one.I'm looking at the TV A couple of
degrees forty nine right now. Sothe Red Sox returned home after an eleven
game road trip out west. Theywere a Federay Park last night against the
Cincinnati Red Stockings, and the Redswere kicking their right. The Reds,

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Yeah, they just stunk for liketw years in time. Remember the big
Red Machine. How good they were? Remember was it Marge Shot, the
original owner of the Right Shots Brewery. Boy, that was a great sports
illustrated cover with her face on itand a cigarette in her hand. Yeah,
and a smoke going up. Shewas such a bad as wind baby.

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Yes. So the Socks are downnine to three going into the ninth
inning, right, and they playedfour runs. They make it nine seven
in scoring position. The time runsvery interesting with a speedy Duran up right
here, found her up the middlesetting the runner home. It's picked down

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on the first for the outturner.Does score nine eight with two down,
Casa is coming up as the Redscould exhale, they hold on and wine
eight. So two more against theReds and then four against the Rays of
Hackston. Yeah, Paxton, that'sright, Exton's going tonight. Did you

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look and see what Sherry was wearingtoday? Or no? I did?
That was actually gonna be my topstory. So Kenny, what's happening here
today? Wildfires a side, yes, their dead, the most important side,
most important. So we're doing theguest the color of Sherry spears sundress
all this week sundress season and myfavorite meteorologist year locally. Uh No,

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I had no, I had pickedblue, pete pink. I remember I
went yellow. So just for thelisteners that didn't catch it yesterday, we're
betting a buck a day. It'slike a Skins game to guess on what
color her sundress is going to be. We all got it wrong. Today's
lavender. Lavender were looking for.So what's going to happen? These three

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dollars are going to carry over tilltomorrow? Okay, but we got in
a lock on our votes. Iactually already have mine for tomorrow, so
you do. I'm gonna lock itin. Well, here's the thing.
You got to go first yesterday,So I think maybe Pete or myself would
go today. We can do itfor the Let's have the elder states been
doing? All right? Pete,you go elder statesmen is registering in with

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Let me ask you is, wouldyou consider peach an orange the same color
which I have to pick? WhatI have to pick one of the two.
But here's the thing. Had oneof us said purple and today is
clearly lavender? Yeah? Course isthat you? Yeah? Like what if
you had said Perrywinkle? Yeah,I'm going back to my Crayola sixty four

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here, So we've got to we'vegot to draw some lines here, all
right. So well i'll just sayorange. So all right, So Pete's
going on, And if it hada peach undertone or a hue, I
would give you that. You'd stillgive it to me. What does she
she's today? She's purple? Yeah, let me write down lavender because I
want to keep track of what she'swearing so she doesn't wear two days in
a row. See, you're nevergoing to get that. I'm going to

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go with white. Okay on crossmy mind, remember tomorrow, it's going
to be a hot one. Soyou're going, petche Orange. You're going,
Why you're saying it's too light?She could sweat through it? Is
that what you think? Is thatwhat you're saying. I'm going firecracker,
Red Baby's Sherry Spirits. By theway, I have seen her wearing all

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of the following that we've just named. Okay, yeah, she mixes it
up. Kenny Red, Pete Orange, Kevin White tomorrow for sherry Spirits,
sundress. Yeah. Well, I'vebeen watching her a lot this week as
well, because she's been talking aboutthe air quality alerts. The weather patterns
are just bringing all the smoke andash and haze from Nova Scotia down here

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too. Together, Canada, wegotta suck in all that stuff. One
of the most polite countries on Earth. They're really causing a lot of disruption.
I wonder the factor for Heather,you know, throwing the smoke with
the pollen. You know, No, she has no voice. It had
to be I think Worth nine oneone calls out of Worcester yesterday, people
saying we were reporting fires thinking theywere in their own back yard. Unless

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you see flames, people, you'renot dialing nine one one. I take
it easy already, but I was. I was sitting post lunch watching my
recorded Jeopardy as one does in theafternoon, and I had the doors and
windows open. It was beautiful.Right when it just hit me that smell
hit me. I was like,something's burning. I could even smell it,
you know what I mean? Yeah, but you weren't in a panic,

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right, It's not in any kindof panic. I was aware that
there was picking up the phone anddialing nine. So Kevin saying see something,
say nothing, sell something, saynothing, right, see something,
say something? Okay, So smokeis not something I mean At times it
almost smelt like a tire fire orsomething like. It had a weird smell

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to it. That's how I knewit was something up with the air phone.
Mass Department of Environmental Protection has issuedthese air quality alerts for people that
have asthma and breathing issues. Andwe can't sue Canada, or you can't.
You're not suing Canada. That's awhile. Well, if there was
a health a condition, I couldsee if somebody, ye know, perhaps

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had a major medical issue with thissmoke, that you maybe maybe we cut
We're in a mode of reparations anyway, so why not maybe we cut a
side deal and get some Crown Royaland syrup on the bargain. You know,
hazy sunshine due to that smoke.Today highs in the seventies and around
the city near eighty north and westof the city. Out in the boobs

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pete eighty degrees out there, thisafter good Golf Day forty nine. Right
now in the city of Boston.I'm keetting young with you. One hundred
point seven w ZL. We calledthe five thirty Club one hundred point seven
WLAX, Boston's classic rock Carlson Mackenzie, Heather Kenny, forty four Sunny Today,
seventies to bid eighties fifty one rightnow, got a texture from the

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four oh one. Hey Turkey teasWhich member of that is a show?
Yeah, I'm sure that. Yeah. I got thirty two dollars as part
of the Zoom Class Act settlement.Thirty two bucks. Once in a while
you have a good idea, yeah, I mean, whenever you get those
little cards in the mail, it'sthose are class action lawsuits filled them out.

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I got ten thousand dollars one time, sick. I got one yesterday
Kevin from AMC about AMC you know, legal action against AMC theater the theater.
Yeah, okay, and it hasto do with UM stocks. It's
I did. There was nothing tosign yet. It's just oh I remember
that when people were buying and sellingAMC. Yes, yes, which I
had a few shares of back whengame stopped Game stop? Is that what

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it is? Was people were buyingand selling that. Yeah. Yeah,
and AMC had quite a bump too, Yeah right right, and they've fallen
back to earth. But yeah,so I'll be keeping out for that.
Oh I see you just filled outthe cards. Well I didn't know it,
didn't didn't have it. Just sayit was just an informative card that
this legal action may be proceeding.Yes, right, keep an eye out.

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Yeah, I'm currently involved in anotherlawsuit that I can't speak about because
it could be pretty big. Soum but yeah, it's all I can
say. Mike retirement money. Ohno, I'm talking maybe ten twenty thirty
thousand somewhere around there. Yeah,yeah, just buffer money. Be nice,
sweet, be nice to have that, right for sure? They don't

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have the just play with you knowwhat I mean? Absolutely that deck the
windfall, a twenty thousand dollars deck, which I'm regretting fifty year warranty for
what about the best decking it couldpossibly got? It? You have it
for life? Yeah, well that'sthe thing. I've only got about ten
years left. So you know,why did I do that? I really
regret it. Really. I saton the deck, I went, oh

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my god, this is a thisis a twenty thousand dollars deck. Yeah,
you start thinking yourself, Wow,I just did something really nice for
the next person. Yeah, it'sthat's all it is. And I'm not
kidding it. I mean that's whatI was thinking, because you know,
that deck's gonna it is the highend, the best decking you could possibly
purchase. And had I just usedwood to build that deck, it would

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have been like fifteen hundred dollars.Instead they actually the material was ten thousand
dollars. That doesn't it make youfeel good at all? Though? That
that house will probably stay in thefamily and the next person will be no
famer No, because my daughter doesn'twant to live there. My son doesn't
want to live there. So assoon as you know it it's passed on
to them, they'll sell it.So like Barbara's brother and sister, those

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kids, and they may want it, yeah, but you know, it'll
be up to my kids to youknow, figure out who gets it.
Yeah, I mean we're not givingit away. I'm Jesus. I put
over one hundred thousand dollars in thathouse, so that's crazy. Yeah,
even the one here I put Iprobably put about one hundred thousand dollars into
the one here, and so yeah, but although it's I paid three hundred
thousand for it, I guess it'sworth around five five fifty. Um.

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Well, yeah, I still predictto home values, you know, single
family home values will go up becauseyou look around, like in Framingham,
all their building is multi unit youknow, yeah living. Yeah, single
family homes are not being built.Yeah, that's true. It's in the
running out of space. And soyeah, the house in Connecticut went a

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couple hundred thousand and two, whichis pretty sweet. So I had intentions
of one day spending some time inFlorida post radio, but I fear but
by the time I get there,all hell will have broken loose. I
mean it's already sort of crazy there, as you know, because that's all
we do is talk about weird peoplethat live in Florida and the things that

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they do. And you know thisflesh eating bacteria. This h I say,
leaky gut syndrome. What does thatmean to you? It just sounds
like internal bleeding to me. Leakygut syndrome. So there's we've mentioned it
before. This, Uh they callit sargasm. You heard this, thirteen
million tons of sargasm invading Florida.That's the seaweed. You know, I'd

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rather have thirteen tons of orgasm,but that doesn't thirteen million tons of sargasm.
Everyone in ring gear thirteen tons oforgasms of orgasm anyway, So they
have that non stick material, sothe whole So this and it's just wreaking
havoc on the beaches. I mean, there's a strong odor. It smells

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like dead bodies on the beach andthose lines and engulfing parts of the Atlantic
Ocean. Not only does it smellbad, it can cause irritated skin,
impact wildlife, and in some casestrigger breathing problems for people that we scientists
have been warning us for the pastseveral months. People are down there and
have diarrhea, stomach cramps from andthey're vomiting and they've got the chills,

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and people are getting infections from theseaweed. And they said that the leaky
gut syndrome is when the bacteria entersthe gut and it gets stuck in your
intestines, it gross and you havea yeah, and they call it the
leaky gut syndrome. So, yeah, this this flesh eating bacteria, right,
that's what it is. Yeah.Right, So the scariest thing that

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I heard about that story yesterday wasthat it's mutating. Yeah, right,
you know, it's it's uh,you know, conforming to its environment,
which I mean, that's yeah,messed up. Right. So people are
on the beach to beaches down there, you know, on vacation, and
then the fish are consuming the plasticthat's content contaminated with the bacteria, and
that's and they're getting leaky gut toguys. Stuff. iHeartRadio Access State.

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blacks Boston's classic rock. Have youever seen the show the CMT Crossroads?
You know what that is, Pete, No, I don't so Crossroads.
CMT Crossroads is a CMT's country musictelevision, I believe. And so cross
Roads is where they take a rockerand they team them up with a hillbilly
singer. Okay, bon Jovi didit. I think I saw Hart do

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it. Kid Rock, did Iknow? Zz Topp did it? And
so the Black Crows did it withDarius Rucker. Now you know who Darius?
Right? His voice, he's likeI guess he's a huge country singer,
has been for many years. ButTransition, Yeah, we know him
from Hoodie and the Blowfish for manyyears ago. But so it was the
Black Crows and Darius Rucker. I'mback more than the kind of calls the

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moment. You know, they taketurns going back and forth. So the
guys from the Black Crows then singah, that's a hoodie, and the
Blowfish right, let her go tomorrow, and then they go back and they

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sing a Black Crows. I thinkPad Benatar did it. You know,
you know they crossed. These hillbillysingers. They want to get it.
They want to sing with the rockstar right, yes, yeah, they're
mixing and matching six so forth.That's enough sunny today, seventies to mid

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eighties here today, fifty one rightnow. So much as you do for
your daughter and your son, butyou know a lot a lot of times
you uh we treat our daughters differently, yes, right, and uh they're
moving into a new place down inDC. Uh My daughter and husband boy
Doug, it there and so uhwe offered to uh furnish their patio.

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They have a patio, so youknow, get on home depot website there
or uh, I just bought somefrom costco dot com, three thousand dollars
worth of them. There. Yougo there, and I love it absolutely
love it sure deliver delivered perfectly.It's it's a nice and nice way to
go. Either they pick it outor you yea, you know they're picking

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it out, you know, thetable and chairs and a rug or some
a patio rug or exactly what.And then my daughters, Yeah, I'm
shopping right now, you know,because she that's what she does after school,
like my wife does after work.They both do the same thing to
the Star and it too. Theydon't always buy, yes, you know,
but they will. They just theylove walking through stores, both of

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them. The Native Collection. She'llgo to the outlets there. Yeah,
yep, yep, so Samantha shopand then she goes Yeah. It was
Doug, her husband's fifth anniversary atwork, and she was getting him a
gift. It's nice. And Ithought to myself, wow, I don't
remember ever celebrating a five, ten, fifteen, twenty, twenty five,

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thirty year anniversary of working for anyone. We never kept track. It was
like like when Heatherton said, it'sour fifteen year anniversary, went really,
I had no idea we were evena here for Fit for that long.
You know. The one the onething I remember was when we were with
CBS, which was crappy to radio, just a horrible company. Yes,

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as far as a radio goes towork for. Did give us a little
marbleized or one of those glass incase ten year anniversary markers, you know?
And I got to pick out anI got a knife set. What
did you get any gifts I got? I picked out solar light. I
gave you okay, they gave youa catalog, yes, and they said
you could pick you had to whateverit was for your ten year you could

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pick up. There was the tenyear page and there you can remember there
was a golf a golf club anda driver that I was going to but
you had to pay for some ofit. Some of it only went so
far. I just wanted the freebee, so I got the solar lights.
Yeah. What a wonderful uh relationshipthey have? Sure? I'm thinking is

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five years? Yea? Our wife'snever no, Oh my gods, your
fifty year anniversar? Right, Carson, what do you still getting paid?
Uh? Huh? Still working youknow at the radio station? Good enough?
That's fine, that young love.I'm just thinking in the I didn't
say anything to her, but that'llfade, you know that. Actually,
Yes, right, yes, love. A lot of people say love it

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gets stronger, or I fallen inlove with him again. It's never happened
in my hip for sure. Yeah. Yeah, I'm never do the whole
second marriage thing, you know,oh dowry doing your vows. Yeah.
Never. Well like last night,literally last night, my wife said,
you know, the first time youmarry for love, the second time you
marry for money. And I said, well, can we get married again?

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You can squeeze some more out ofthis? It was true, what
are you spending on them? Youknow I'm nosy like that. So what's
your limit on the patio furniture rand? Well we said twenty five All right,
that's that's that's really good. It'ssome good, decent furniture. Nothing
wrong with that. See what itcomes in on. That's the yes today.
Yeah right, she'll come out justshy of three thousand. Always be

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a little bit, my daughter would. Today's ticket to Rock Summer kicks off
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to ticket to rocks here on Zealingfrom the Planet Fitness, Walx Studios,
Horizons Final Now Now, thanks formaking us part of your morning headlines with
Heather people are idiot, great storyone hundred point seven won good morning.
I'm Heather Forward. Heather Forward couldnot be with us today. We're down

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a crew member. Uh and apparentlythe thick pollen in the air hasn't been
the only contributing factor to her vocalproblems and issues. Yeah, we choose
to believe that Heather is the victimof Canada for Yeah, she's blaming Canada
left up her vocal cars with thewildfires at all at least half a dozen
in and around the Nova Scotia area. Will she still visit there this summer

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now that what Canada has done toher? But there's going to be a
stank on her, you know whatI mean, she'll have just a little
undertone of contempt for the Nova Scotialawsuit. Yeah, but yeah, at
least half if a dozen wildfires officialsup there have deemed the wildfires quote out
of control over twenty five thousand acresare currently burning right now, and the

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mass Department of Environmental Protection has issuedalerts and warnings due to the fine particulate
concentrations within our region. So yeah, the winds that the jet stream and
the winds are pushing. Curious ifthey're getting it or if it's just blowing,
like if it's just quickly leaving them, Like are they going through anything
or are we? Are we theones sucking in all this smoke? I

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mean, they've got to be ifwe're smelling it. As you look at
the map, it's coming right offthe coast, the south coast, So
they're not getting any of it,I don't think. So it's coming right
out the south coast. For theCanadians, it's blowing out to sea.
We're getting their rips back here,yes, into southern and we're surrounded because
there's fires in Worcester too, Yes, we reporting them. Even my my

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weather crush, Sherry Spear is warningagainst people that have asthma and respiratory conditions.
That's right, Name Canada, that'sright. They're saying that, you
know, breathing in some of thisstuff could be even worse for you.
So it's no wonder that Heather's probablybeing affected by that as well. Can't

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even wait to go play golf todayfor three hours out in it. That's
great. Thick in the air.We had some airline passengers traveling from Halifax,
Nova, Scotia here to Boston thatwe're flying right over all these.
While we're flying over, we sawquite a bit of smoke in the area
and there was fars pretty close tosome of the neighborhoods there. When we
flew up to the through the airthere and over the fars, you could

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definitely smell. There were probably fiveseparate fire areas on the perimeter and probably
two big areas that we're still stillburning. I love those guys. It
sounds like hockey players. Sorry,we've got to go real gold club here.
Let's get a good shift going on. Let's go boys. Let's get
her going boys. So out ofSouth Shore Health, Doctor Todd Ellerin is
also warning about the risks and sayingif you really do have bad respiratory issues

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like asthma, maybe staying indoors thenext couple days is a good idea for
people that are at the highest risk, mostly those with chronic lung chronic heart
conditions, those with obstructive lung disease, smokers lung. You really want to
try to stay indoors if possible.All of that. Well, she was
a former coal miner's right. Gotthe smokers lung, heart and a report

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she brought up yesterday. In theHaunt, they've got a coyote issue.
They're overrun with them. Over adozen have been spotted in the Haunt over
the next or the last few monthshere. Well, talent administrators have reached
out, along with the Mass Divisionof Fisheries and Wildlife to the FEDS.
Yes, the US Department of AgriculturesWildlife Services are coming back to the Haunt.

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I guess with sharpshooters. Yeah,to see if they can control this
coyote. Shouldn't be too difficult.It's only one square mile. They've been
very aggressive. That's a lot ofkiotes for one square mon. Are you
in the troops, Yeah, trainedrifle experts from Wildlife Services were allowed back
a couple months ago. They didtake one down. I think in November

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they removed one of them. Butthis is too many of them. It's
too bad. A lot up there. But not everybody is happy about it.
There's an hot resident that wasn't tookeen on the fact that they were
bringing in the Feds to start shootingthem. That I did. I love
you want me to see if Ican find it? We can. Yeah,
it should be under coyotes or not. That's okay, it's all right.

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Don't strain yourself over there and planon working this hard. I'm trying
to the hot residents coyotes. Yeah, she wasn't too happy. I'd love
to hear an upset woman. Well, she wants to coexist with the coyotes,
even though that they'd been shown tohave aggression, right, I mean,
it's horrible and I'm not trying toblame the person. We all need

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to coexist with these animals. Theyare going to be here. They're not
going away, well, doctor Dolittle. The Feds are being brought in with
their sharp if they're gonna be infull like military garb, like full fatigues,
they're gonna have like face shield.I remember having a conversation something with
somebody at an event and they liveon a farm, and what they do

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is they'll take a dead deer likeroad kill, and they'll take it and
throw it out in the field andthen they'll just and they'll set up cameras
and watch, yeah, and watchthe coyotes and animals feed off the deer.
I don't kill them, but theyit's for some reason they get off
on watching it drawn, Yeah,like decoys or something. Yeah, and
then then they live stream it,you know what I mean. Yeah,
get a case of beer and somehandover pretzel pieces to sit there and watch

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that mustard onion. Pretty much whathappened down with that, right? You
remember a couple of weeks back,former Governor Charlie Baker's son was popped for
d uy. Yes, andrew A. J. Baker was arrested back on
May thirteenth. Though, well,he's cut a pretty sweet deal. Ready
just happened? Oh my god,believe how this last month, this month,

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this is so fast track. It'sridiculous, and nobody gets treated like
this. Pebody police arrested him witha blood alcohol content of point one five,
twice the legal limited. And there'svideo of him out there just going
from one lane in the next,ing in curbs. It's clearly is intoxicated.
So this plea deal he got was, like I said, pretty sweet.
One year of probation. He's onlygonna lose his license for forty five

(29:30):
days six months, That's what Ithought. And a fine of only six
hundred dollars. I've heard in somecases it can go much much higher than
that. And you know you gotto pay for that alcohol education course run
by the RMV. There's the lawyerfee too. Maybe Charlie paid for being
paid for that. I mean,it's good to know people because it's the

(29:51):
family attorney. I'm sure. Here'sthe kapper too, is that if he
stays, you know, a clean, squeaky clean for the next year,
they're gonna wipe it for the wipe. I mean, if it was any
one of us first time offenders,I think we'd be looking at a lot
worse. Yeah, that's to happenthat quick. Usually it's a few months
down the road, six and sixmonths. Yeah, right, But I

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just we were saying, I can'tbelieve how fast this went through the court
system. Get it out of theway, so it's forgotten, quickly,
forgot. Wipe your hands of thewhole right, hazy sunshine today thanks to
the Canadians highs in the seventies inand around the sad Search that's right near
eighty up in the suburbs. Nowwe're going to get hate mail from Canadians.
That's fine, fifty degrees right nowout of our MIDFID studios and getting

(30:33):
young weak z, Alex Boston's classicrock, Carlson Mackenzie, Heather Kenny six
thirty Sunny Today, seventies to mideighties. Hazy out there for sure again
with those smoking all that nonsense.Fifty right now. I don't want to
promote any other podcast than our ownhappy Ending podcast in full show podcast,
which you can get done. Iheart radio app. But I will give

(30:56):
you some content from another podcast thatI just I couldn't get it. You
couldn't get over it. Okay,this it's it's a podcast where they're strippers
and one of the senior staff membersat the strip club. They are doing
an interview on this podcast, okay, and they're talking about it's sending Hollywood.

(31:18):
Everybody's got at the end of thenight to these strippers sit around a
microphone and do a podcast. Thisthing was almost two hours long. Oh
yeah, I mean I was ableto get to the core of it to
what we wanted. But um,okay, So they're they're talking about all
these wealthy guys coming into this Hollywoodstrip club called Crazy Girls, and what

(31:41):
these freaks, these billionaire men askof these girls in the private rooms.
Okay, so he's this guy.His name, by the way, his
low life, low life is hisname. Senior staff were So he uh
goes to this list and then getsto Quentin Tarantee, you know, the
pulp fiction and director here his othermovie a director. Yes, coming into

(32:05):
the club. Quentin Tarantino came inone night. He's like, put me
in the VIP room. I wantthe biggest, biggest ass. Yes.
And I'm like, a guy alwaysasked for the biggest ass. I'm sure
he was under some sort of substancewhere he took him in the back,
set him up, and like justlet's get let's get you out of the
main room and put you in thein the back so nobody's bugging you.
Set him up. I bring thegirl, Champagne, the whole bit,

(32:28):
and I'm like, you know,I want to see what this guy's gonna
do. I go in the office, flick on the cameras and throw it
on the VIP room where he's sitting. You know, they're always watching,
you know what I mean? Right, senior staffer goes right back into the
office to watch Quentin Terren. Right, should he be spilling the beans?
Is there no privacy and I meanno offense. But I mean, if
you're wanting a strip club, youwould think it would be on the download.
You wouldn't want to talk about yourclientele like that. I'm thinking maybe

(32:52):
that's probably a no no. Right, sitting down, she's about to like
do her little take her top off. He gets up, throws her on
the seat, like you sitting down, I'm entertaining you. He's an entertainer.
Takes her foots off one by one, both shoes off, just started
going gawking on her feet. Okay, sucking on her feet. Oh there

(33:17):
you go, Tarantina. I heardthat about hikes full and sucking toad kind
of like this, just like thirtyminutes. I mean, she came in
minutes of nothing but toad sucking,and he sat there and watched all the
apparently, Oh my god, wereyou telling me that there was a billionaire

(33:37):
that came in who paid for awoman to just spit in his mouth?
Right? Isn't that disgusting? Allhe wanted was for the stripper to spit
into his mouth. Yeah, andhe offered her twenty five hundred bucks and
she did it three times, threetimes, so she got she had those
you know how you take a bubblebath and your feet are all like pro

(34:00):
So she had another scared look onher face. Yeah that was so good.
What for thirty minutes? Yeah,she made I think I think he
gave her ten geeze. Getting yourfeet sucked feels good. It does good.
Yeah, but since she felt like, well, I gotta break you
off because I never would have thoughtsomeone's gonna fully cleanse my feet. Wow.

(34:22):
I always thought he was a weirdo. Oh you knew he was.
Oh, no question about it.My strip club days or what I mean,
not that we went you and I'vebeen a few years ago. I
worked at a strip club more thanI went to a strip club. Yeah,
right for the station, right,it was right posted nights. It's
like I was invited to a bachelorparty. It's for twenty year olds.

(34:43):
And I went, yeah, youdon't want me around, you know,
I bowed out? Yeah right,I mean, nobody wants to hang with
a fifty year old and never man. But again, no, I don't
there's no, it's just awkward nowif I were to go, I haven't
been in years. You haven't beenin years. No, it's six thirty
five. Today's ticket two Rock Summerkicks off at seven fifty birthday Bash tickets
see back there at seven fifty towin Carlson Mackenzie Heather Kenney six forty six

(35:07):
fifty degrees. Do you ever watchedthat documentary on that fertility doctor who used
his own sperm to impregnate some ofhis patients. I remember us talking about
it, but none ever watching.It was all his hot patients, like
if he had a good looking womanthat came in, like he would use
his own seed, Ah, forsure. And it all started when or

(35:29):
was exposed when a patient discovered thather guynecologist was her biological father. You
mentioned that, so he knew rightthat his own daughter was but without her
knowing, you know what I mean. Wasn't the number of times he did
this unofficial? Like there were hundreds? Oh yeah, it was never It
was never official. Yeah, hesecretly used it. I mean, you

(35:52):
just don't do that anyway. Thatdude died the only prop he was in
a handmade play aircraft. It wasan experimental aircraft and the pilot was bragging
about you know, hey, Ibuilt this thing by hand. Anyway,
the wings fell off, and sohe died. He died in a plane
crash. And I remember the guybecause it was doctor Morris Wartman, because

(36:15):
I remember watching the documentary and so, yeah, he was flying around and
I guess the wings just fell off. You don't expect to see a plane
coming apart in the air. Ithought people jumped out of it, like
the parachue edge of that. Anduh, because you know, there was
a separation of stuff from the plane, and it took a few seconds to
realize that that wasn't always happening.And I just knew that it was.

(36:37):
It would be bad, crazy,right, doomed. Wow, Yeah that
you know, I built my ownairplane stuff, you know, bragging about
it online, you know. Imean, yeah, you just wonder.
I mean, you know what's comingnext. And that's the fact that he's
gonna either end up in the oceanor smashing into the ground. John Denver,

(36:58):
Oh, I remember that. Yeah, right, It's a sad that's
right. So I think they didever find him. I'm just trying to
see him. Pieces I can't rememberit went the ocean. He did,
but it was a morbid when theyfound him. I think I can't remember.
Well, this guy, I guesskarma came back and got him.
Yeah, right now. Did yousee the video of the It's gone viral.
There's like, it's like twenty millionviews of the woman sitting on a

(37:22):
plane and she catches this guy sittingnext to her, texting about sitting next
to a fat black woman. She'sa you know, heavy set woman,
and so she should call her.Well, I'll be honest, I want
somebody. Okay, when I'm ona plane, I always sneak looks at
what they're texting. Sorry, Ido. If I'm if I if they

(37:43):
texted something about you, would yousay something? I don't know. I'm
sitting next to this fat guy.Well that's the thing. So she was
debating because it was a four hourflight from Porto Rico to Atlanta, Okay,
and so as soon as they takeoff, she notices that he's sending
a text about sitting next to thisbig, fat black man, and so
the whole flight she's debating whether theyhave to confront this guy, you know,

(38:05):
to lower the boom on this guy. Sure enough, she does.
You know what, I wasn't gonnasay anything. I wasn't gonna say anything,
but I decided I want you tofeel as uncomfortable as I do.
And I want you to know thatI saw your text messages and I think
you're disgusting. But he said,what text you played? Stupid? Yeah,
he ends up confessable. You knowexactly what I'm talking about. I'm
I'm not going goes oh repeat itbecause everybody doesn't need to know. But

(38:30):
I want you to know that Iknow I saw you, and I think
that you're disgusted. You don't haveanything to say to that, right,
Yeah, I didn't think so.And speaking of yeah you should. But
I wonder if anybody sent a textabout me like, you know, because
I played people give me that looklike, oh yeah, I gotta set
this fat sweating guy, this fatsweaty guy who keeps looking at what I'm

(38:53):
texting, Well, I do.I do of airlines weading people out.
I'm also known to I'm also knowntotaining yoursel I'll no see'll be looking at
what other people as. I alsolike to spy in between seats in front
of me, people that are sendingor looking? What does that do for
you? I just I'm nosy likethat. I got nothing to do but
sit there and look. So yeah, I'll look at all that stuff.

(39:13):
I'll lean forward to see what otherpeople are texting. Like sitting on a
flight, Kevin is a perfect opportunityto either watch the TV on the back
of your seat and mind your ownbusiness. I'll do that. I'll pick
up a book and read it.And you knows, you, you know,
maybe you wouldn't be able to affordto sit with your family that way.
They don't have to sit next tothe black people. Okay, yeah,

(39:36):
yeah, you're not. You don'thave to be. Sorry, Sorry,
feel as uncomfortable as I be sittingnext to you. Okay, thank
you, I got you, thankyou? All right there, Ray Carlson's
depends Heather ten seven h two sunnytoday, seventies to Miday's. Got that
a's out there because of all thesmoke fifty right now. So students taking

(39:58):
MS training courses filed complaints against thisfire department in Connecticut for being unprofessional.
Right, okay, what could theyhave possibly done? November thirtieth of last
year, Brian petri Celly of onseen training email chief Jason Brady to tell
him the company would no longer useCromwell Fire for clinical observation for its EMT

(40:21):
training courses. Petri Celley said hereceived complaints from a few of his students
about the unprofessionalism they witnessed by membersof Cromwell FD. So these are you
young impressionable people, some as youngas sixteen that are taking these courses,
and you know you got these firementhere that are you know, doing the
training. He expressed concern in particularfor his underaged students, who were as

(40:42):
young as sixteen. They reportedly overheardconversations of a sexual nature and other statements
he said students felt should never bediscussed, all right, So you got
a little bit of dirty talk that'sgoing on, yeah, but then they
kicked it up at night in public. In a follow up email about a
week later, pet Selley said helearned of another incident involving dinner served during
one of the shifts. It wasallegedly a meat loaf shaped like a male

(41:07):
body part. The email said eventhe students who did not see it firsthand
heard about it on other shifts andit led to a lot of joking of
a sexual nature and swearing not swearing. But I mean everybody knows somebody who
does like cringe worthy stuff, youknow, like tells dumb dirty jokes,

(41:27):
makes crude comments about women. It'syeah, I know two u two men
directly connected to a fire department,and I hear the stories that goes on
in the fire department, right right. I mean it's just a bunch of
guys most for the most part.Yeah, but you can't send a while
there's a there's a female firefighter.But when you have guests, yeah,

(41:50):
especially teens. He got just can'tgo turn it down a notch. It
was allegedly a meat loaf shaped likea male body part. Right, grow
up already from the Planet Fitness wsee Alex Studios Horizon Spin Now now,
thanks for making us part of yourmorning headlines with Heather people are great story

(42:14):
on one hundoint seven Wclex boxon wellthe sun is shining, the air is
filled with Canadian smoke. What's betteron a Wednesday morning? I mean really,
I mean if you look at thehorizon Kenny from third floor here at
cabint Road, and then you cansee the little brown in w sky yes,

(42:37):
take off Holser struction. Yes,it's Kenny Young in for Heather Forward.
She has no voice today. Partiallythat's smoke in the air bos through

(43:00):
wildfires consuming twenty five thousand acres northof the border. Officials have deemed it
out of control. You got togive Halifax credit. Though they're sharing one
hundred percent of the smoke. They'renot keeping any of it going out to
the ocean and edit away. They'rethinking of us, the neighbors to the
south. They're not experiencing any ofit right on, right out of their

(43:21):
running in America's hat. You're nextto a giant body of wood. You
should be putting those out with planesand that's right, special equipment, get
the hoses, Hosier. Oh,Mike, Well, they should be giving
us stuff, for sure. Idon't know what they're giving. Here's some
maple leafs that were flying from aHalifax to Boston on a recent flight.
Right flying over, we saw quitea bit of smoke in the area and

(43:44):
there was farres pretty close to someof the neighborhoods there only flew up to
through the air there and over thefires. You could definitely smell There were
probably five separate fire areas on theperimeter and probably two big areas that were
still still burning. Man, soas they try to get that under troll,
Mass Department of Environmental Protections issued warningsand alerts for the fine particulate concentrations

(44:06):
in the air. So if youhave respiratory problems asthma. Here's a doctor
Todd ellerin from south Shore Health onthe risks of our air quality. All
right, let's listen for people thatare at the highest risk, mostly those
with chronic lung, chronic cart conditions, those with obstructive lung disease, smokers
lung. You really want to tryto stay indoors if all of that,

(44:29):
including the smokers lung. All right, Well, if you don't have any
of that, today's the day tomake it up that you do and get
a day off, right right,Well, well, we wish her well
to stay home. You're trying toclear the head's got no fun she has,
yeah, she has. I mean, well, a story she brought
up yesterday was, you know,there was that that guy who's fifteen year

(44:49):
old silky terrier was killed by acoyote up in the hunt where they're overrun
with the critters up there. Thatthey so much so that the town administrators
have called in the FED. Theywant to bring in federal sharpshooters from the
US Department of Wildlife Services to helptake care of the problem. Uh yeah,

(45:09):
there was that. And I don'tknow if you saw this story following
the Celtics Game seven loss, butthere was a lot of unruly fans,
upset fans, but probably none worsethan this guy. A guy was heading
to the North station, it wasjust after midnight, fell to his death
after transit police say he tried toboard a moving Green Line train as the

(45:32):
doors closed, so then he wasrunning alongside it, started kicking it,
and he appeared to a quote havemissed boarding as the doors closed, and
as the trolley pulled away just aftermidnight here he apparently got pulled underneath onto
the tracks and died at the scene. So it's pretty slept or tripped went

(45:52):
to kick the door. Train operatorswere I mean not probably won't be found
at fault on the spot, youknow what I mean. It's just by
the way to How about the Celticsexpected to retain Missoula there as head coach.
That doesn't surprise me. Neither didyou see what he's guaranteed. He's
Gary. He is still guaranteed fourteenmillion dollars. Now, why would the

(46:15):
Celtics guarantee him that kind of money? What leverage? What leverage did he
have? I know they had agreat record right out of the gate,
and they were kicking ass hell ofan assistant coach? Was he? I
don't even know. Why would youthink? Like, why would you give
him a four year deal? Imean, if he may keeps it in
his pants, he's still an assistantcoach. Yeah, I mean the minimum

(46:37):
salary for an NBA a head coachis two million dollars, going to say
two million? Okay, so they'repaying him four point six million dollars a
year. Why you didn't have todo that his first full season? Yeah?
Do you work in the front office? Well, it's just ridiculous.
Is your name brad or you know? He would have taken He just wanted
to be a head coach, sohe would have taken anything. I don't

(46:58):
know, really, I mean,why would they offer him much kind There's
a reason he signed. You partof the day to day operations over there,
I don't think so. Certainly,acting like you're not paying us.
No. But when I saw that, I think that this guy didn't hasn't
even proven himself, and they signedhim to a four year deal. He
was, he still guaranteed fourteen million. That's why they're not firing the guy

(47:20):
they got. He's he's they're onthe hook for fourteen million dollars. I
think he had underperforming players. Surehe's you know a lot of people are
still saying he was out coached,and sure there's plenty of times that those
timeouts would come in handy, butyeah, it just they want him here.
When I saw that, I thought, oh my god, they really
just gave throw money at him.Why you didn't have to? We didn't

(47:40):
see much team basketball. Yeah,as far as you know, planning and
preparation goes for running plays. Wedidn't all movement. Yeah, I mean
we saw hoisting up threes. Yeah, in that last game. I don't
know, you're gonna see it totallydifferent if you happen to watch the two
teams in the finals. I mean, you know what the Heat did Denver's
much the same way. Do youthink ratings are going to be on that

(48:00):
finals? Crappy Nuggets and Heat?I mean, I just I saw a
tweet yesterday heat Nuggets. It soundslike directions for a microwave nuggets. Meanwhile,
the other Southern Florida team, you'reFlorida Panthers, travel out to Vegas
Saturday night for Game one of theStanley Cup Finals. What do you think

(48:21):
those ratings are going to be Panthersand Golden Nights. Yeah, I don't
know. Bruce Cassidy proved favorite.Maybe it wasn't him talking about four non
marquee teams, right Vegas favored there, they've got to be. I think
they got home ice, so there'san advantage right there. Yeah, they're
favorite. Yeah. Well, gettingback to the smoke that's lingering around in

(48:42):
the air, this hazy sunshine expectedthis afternoon. We'll get into the mid
seventies here in the city, butthe closer to eighty out in the Bobs,
which would be perfect for Pete andI. Right, yeah, fifty
degrees right now, but it's onthe way up in Medfield. I'm kiddy
Young on one hundred point seven wZLA.