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I think I think that's the wrongmusic. There you go where Carlson,
Mackenzie and Heather in the Morning,I needed a stop what you're doing and
listen. I'm a little showed oncash, but if you don't mind,
just appetizers, I'd love to takeit to something. Carlson, Mackenzie and
Heather. We'd like to thank youpersonally, all of us for the meeting

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you've given our lives. Kevin Carlson. I always thought that everyone had a
little bit of good in them,but I don't see it with here.
Pete McKenzie, who didn't want evertell you you're a lul D four.
I doubled up on the Madstone readyfor all your jokes. Carlson, Mackenzie
and Heather in the Morning. Youreyes are kind of blazing over. No,
I'm just I'm processing a well thatconcludes on one hundred point seven.

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I don't really know what that wasshockingly amazing? Do you, CELX,
name something on you that might hurtif someone Yankee, oh byez for the
Dirney talk right for sure? Whatelse? Is there? A yank hairs?
Oh yeahs whole poke right, Namesomething on you that might hurt if

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someone yanked it? Okay, nipple? Are you yanking it? Are you
pulling it? Are you tweaking it? The question was yanked you yank that.
I wouldn't be yanking your nipple.I'd be I'd be pulling your nipple,
Kenny. What i'd be doing yankis a more aggressive pull. I
think we can agree on that.I would poke and then pull. Wow,

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you're very specifically. Yeah, theseare the things that i'd do for
sure. About your hair? Yes, um, yeah, I was never
you don't like to have your hairpull? Do you have it? Do
I? Yeah? I'm telling youthere's an answer there. That's right.

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All right. We're up in rollinghere this morning. What is it a
Friday? Thank god? Who?Second day in June twenty twenty three.
Hi, my name's Kevin. Hewas splashing and hissing at me. I
was scared. I'm not a fan. You're not a fan. Hi.
They're and Pete and Kenzie. Gettingyour feet sucks feels good? It does

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sound good? Yeah, yeah,so good. Yeah, it's so good.
Heather's word. What's up? Hey, guys, I'm a sex worker,
and every time I say that peoplecan't believe it. They are so
shocked, they are outraged, theyare proud, they are disappointed. You
know, that's just how it is. Okay, that's what I am.
It's my job. I'm a sexworker. You are. That brings about

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a range of emotions going on hereto unpack. Kenny Young is our executive
producer. It's up, Kenny.My second favorite FF word Friday. What
went through your head when you heardyour name that moment? I was trying
to comport myself for whatever happening,right or whatever? You know what I
mean? And wouldn't they call myname? I was just really excited and
an amazing experience, an amazing experience. Right is right? Yes, make

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number eleven. Here. Yeah,that's yesterday's stories. Horrifying and disturbing stories,

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the worst being Alpuccino having a baby. I cannot wait for a feel
good Friday. Bring it on.Yeah, Well that's the plan. That's
the plant five thirty four sixty fivedegrees. Wow, thank you for the
hot water heather forward. Everybody's usingit. Lisa from Kiss okay, some

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of the people from Jamming. Yeah, I mean it's one of those things
you need the electric kettle. Theyhaven't. Fine. Addition to this,
establish happened to see the directions thatshe left me this morning. Well only
you only left directions say surface plugin at the long table in the middle

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of the room, and then Iput an arrow to the table just in
case you were confused. Lift thebluish plastic tab and presto, boiled water
for your lady tea. That's anawesome little Yeah. No, I filled
it all the way to the topfor you, which means it took a
little longer than you filled it.I know. Thank you toilet. Well

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it's boiled z yeah yeah, no, you know what ten bucks that then
costs. That's at the grocery store. I wouldn't guess that on the prices
right now. Where we got thatfrom our Irish friends, because every time
you're at their house, you're there'ssomething that requires the boiled water of sorts
for whatever reason. It's awesome andthey always use electric tea kettles. And

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I was always like, that's sobrilliant. So my parents I bought my
parents, I have one. Itwas like the rice maker for me.
It changed everything. Thank you forit, because they took out our coffee
maker which had the hot water thingyso you could get hot water through it.
I haven't been in the kitchen ina few days. There's still nothing
in there, right. I wonderif because we nothing, we have all
that ice cream in there. Iwonder if that's gone, like those fatties

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at Bazy. Oh, did youguys have ice cream delivered? I took
home the yeah, Jerry Greenfield,Oh you did take some ice cream?
I took home the mint cookie.One lasted my favorite war it lasted,
okay for you? Yeah I did. It's funny because I had to make
a stop on the way home atthe at the box store there, and
uh, the whole time, I'mthinking, you know that cars, the

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truck's gonna be a little hot.U Did it give you cooler bags?
No? No, I keep thosein my car, just from their grocery
wags. I have one of thosein the trunk. All right, So
all this week, I guess thecolor of sherry spears fundress of course yesterday?

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Have you has anyone ever gotten it? Right? Well, we just
started. I just started this weekTuesday. I mean this week because anyone
got a lot of carry a lotof money, like a Skins game.
She wore blue yesterday, had lavenderon on Tuesday, right or Wednesday,
I can't remember. And so yeah, so we all said that. Well,

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Kenny said pink, I said red, Pete said green. The closest
was one of you, but notreally at that picture, it's skirts olive
green, let's be honest. Butthen it goes back to blue. At
it's a shade of green, thoughit is, it's got to be a
full so I think it has tobe a one color. Yeah, oh

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yeah, we can start doing trimcolor because she's got a red blue top
and then a green skirt which ismore of an orange hue, which is
an honey. When you were tryingto tell him about green yesterday, I'm
like, yeah, but they canwear a dark green. There was the
close Peze says to me this morning, he goes, After seeing the last

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couple of days, I'm convinced she'sshe knows what we're doing. Yeah,
that's true. So uh so let'sgo. So we're shooting, let's continue
until we get a winner. Sowe're talking about what twelve bucks, it
was nine, We're rolling into Monday, which would be twelve dollars. Start
playing. So Canny, you gofirst, and obviously if she's off on

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Monday, because sometimes she'll throw youa curveball and just not come in.
So what is your selection for Monday? Kenny? Okay, the weather's gonna
be crappy. She might try tocheer us up and wear something bright and
sunny. Yellow. I am goingyellow, hening, okay, And Pete,

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you would go your next Yeah,I'm gonna go with uh, it's
gonna be a shade of purple.Okay, purple, Okay, she wore
lavender. Yeah, I'd be tooclose to the now at that count lavender
that I will say. That's purpleagainst the Crayola six. Yeah. So

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like if she comes in and amustard yellow, I think yes, yeah,
yeah, coming off sort of acrappy weekend, I'm gonna go with
a darker color for a sundress.I'm gonna say blue. I'm gonna go
back to blue. That's right,it's twice this week. I don't know
if she'll go back to the wellshe woren'd. Yeah, I hear you
on that. Yeah, yeah,I'm locked in. Okay, yeah,
I feel good about my choice.Let me ask that she is my little

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ray of sunshine. If she comesin wearing gold, Is that a shade
of yellow? Yeah? Yeah,no it is not. It's not gold
gold gold. Gold is kind ofa shade of yellow. Right, it's
certainly not old yellow. I wouldeven say that's a stretch. Yeah.
Does it have to be shiny,otherwise it's just mustard. I will goog.
If it's shiny and that color,it's gold. If it's not shiny,

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it's mustard. It's in the yellowfamily. It's gold is in the
yellow family. We'll see. It'stwelve dollars. It's yellow to me,
my ring. So just that's gold. That's gold, I know, but
yellow gold, yellow gold, ye? Right. The American Heritage Dictionary defines
gold. I say olive brown todark yellow, or a moderate strong to

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vivid yellow, olive brown to vividyellow, depending on how much gold is
in. If it happens, we'llbring it up, we'll discuss it.
But this ten carrot gold wedding bandI'm wearing is so sixty dollars and darker
colored than Kevin's wearing. Yellow todayis great ball of sunshine. You Yeah,
I'm wearing my lobster shirt. You'rewearing a Costco shirt that's a Lobster's

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jack on it. M h,it's a Costco shirt. Right. You
got to look into my lobster trapthis weekend. See what's happeny when the
season starts. Pete, do youwant to do a sidebit wager on Kevin's
shirt color? Onny ahead of time? We'll have to do it like a
closed I've only got five first.It's either blue, gray, yellow,

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there's a dark blue one, onethat looks like denim. All all they're
all the triple X and they allsay something like lobster shack. I'll see
you in my chambers after they're allstained. Right, all right, how
there wan's a big story here today. I mean the one Yes, sir

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Catter will touch the ball and thecash made. It is a great night
to be in the monster seats ata Red Sox. Open it up eight
to two, cotter on for thesixth time. Walk is right, yes,
but that's not the headline. Theheadline on CVB this morning was Chris
Sale pulled suddenly from Red Sox andthe first sentence. Sale was removed from

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the game Thursday evening after multiple visitsto the mound by the manager and training
staff. What's that all about?Eat a burger? How many times I
have to tell this guy? Putmuscle in your shoulder at last burger?
Just something Cora comment over for thebest. Obviously it'll look great. Then
Vila was down, I'll say inthe second inning, right, went from

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ninety five to ninety so, um, you know, oh boy, trainers
come out. Didn't even make itto June. So he wasn't even asking.
They were just noticing that his duringthe pitch counts, that his pitches
were getting slower, wow, losingvelocity. So he was just like,
I'm gonna throw a little whiter rightnow. He didn't care. I'm just

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gonna go home. I mean,seriously, thirty million dollars, thirty million
for the last three years, anypride at all. ZLX weathers sun and
clouds, a chance of rain,highs approaching ninety showers in fifty this weekend.
That sounds like a really good timesixty five degrees in Boston. I'm
Heather Ford on one hundred point sevendouble UZLX Carlson Mackenzie, Heather Kenny f

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forty seven, Son of Clouds today, Chance of Rain, I have ninety
mid fifties from the weekend were greatweather, so like last week, the
whole weekend was perfect. So look, this's just the way it is.
It's not gonna be a total watchout to scattered showers. So we're sixty
five right now. We're putting BamMarjara on death watch over the weekend.

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Guys that tried to hurt himself jackassguys. Right, Yeah, So Bam
is having another meltdown because he hasn'tseen his son and over two months,
and so he's posted a video.So I'm gonna smoke crack with the bumps
down of the bullwalk until I'm deadunless you deliver me Phoenix. Phoenix would
be the name of his son.Why would you deliver a child to someone

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who's high on crack. Yeah,that's what his ex wife or his wife's
attorney is saying. Yeah, mainchain, sobriety and then we'll consider it.
Yeah, I mean, you hurd, he's so I'm gonna smoke crack
with the bumps down the bullwalk untilI'm dead unless you deliver me Phoenix,
get to work, Nikki or anybodywho it wants to help. I want

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Phoenix. This guy is off.He has been off the rails. Hasn't
he escaped rehabit? Like the multipletimes the jack jack ass guys want nothing
to do with him anymore. It'sit is. They've tried, It's it
is over. So and the thingis, like, I was a huge
fan of his TV show when hehad when he was his parents and that

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and his uncle. You remember theuncle too, right, So in that
video we just played a portion ofit. But in that video he rips
into his parents. He I mean, he he's so angry at his parents,
which is a typical drug addict thing. You know, they've tried to
help, right, right, andso even like you, you don't deliver
a child to someone to be justdoing crack. Right. So I'm gonna

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smoke crack with the bums down atthe boardwalk until I'm dead. Oh jeez,
it's like that self Jersey Philly accentthreatening to kill yourself down so many
parts to that. Wegman's is closingtheir store in Natick, and just in
social media, it's a former locationat JC Penny. It's the only two

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story Wegmans in the country. Iwill tell you just based on the comments
on social media. So first ofall, there's a ton of employees at
that store, and that's sad news, the fact that the Nati store is
closing Wegman's, you know, andthey said, unfortunately, we were unable
to attract enough customers for our businessmodel to work, and so they're closing.
I think there's still five others.One in Westwood. I go to

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all the time. Okay, Kenny, you went to this store. We
go to this one in Natick allthe time, okay, And there's always
people in there, but it's nevertoo crowded where you're like you sigh and
roll your eyes. But h Ithink I know what's caused this is because
the parking garage is across from thefront door, so it's two stories,

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so you have to pick which levelyou're going to start in, and then
they have a little escalator for yourshopping cart targets to which goes up and
down. Right, So we thinkthat a lot of the older folks don't
like the fact that they have topark so far away and then cross the
street to get into the store.So your shopping cart will go on the

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escalator. Well, its targets thatpush it through a door and it goes
down and you go down next toit. Yeah, it's pretty. But
by the way, Kenny, Imean there's one right here, like light
I go to that one all thetime. To the Dicks. Yeah,
I mean pricey too, isn't it. Well, now here's the thing.

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They have great produce. It's theyhave great produce, I mean like out
of this world, which is affordableand it's comparable to the basketball we also
go to. We shop the deals. Yeah, Trader Joe's too, exactly,
but the Wagman's where they make upfor the lower prices on some things,
they make up for it well onthat too. They have the best
liquors, this one right here,Ken't and the one in Westwood. They

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have aisles and aisles of hard liquor, wine, beer, Seltzer's, I
mean aisles. One of the otherthings, especially the upstairs and the Natic
one, which I'm sure you've beentoo. Only ones is the prepared foods.
Oh, it's a fantastic, butthey're pricey, right, Whole Foods.
It's an underrated pizza that they havein there too. I mean when

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I'm shopping, I'll go in thereafter work to get some things, and
I always hit the pizza counter becausethey're they're pumping them out and I'll grab
a slice. Wallam shopping. Youknow that. When I went to school
and Buffalo, I didn't have airconditioning, so I would spend a lot
of my time grocery shopping. AndTops is a market there, right,
Tops Marketing, and Wegman's is theother one. And I fell in love

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with Wegman's in my early twenties becauseI would go in there, it would
be air conditioned. It was likeno other grocery store I'd ever seen,
and they would be teaching cooking classesin the prepared food section, so I
would be like, I'm just gonnatake a class and send the air conditioning,
well the dinner together. Such agood feeling about Wagman's. Another thing

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we're gonna miss is the deli becausethey do have some awesome meats here,
like you're gonna have. I'm adeli snob. I go high end,
right because I'm the only one inthe house that eats Deli meats, right,
really good stuff. Is that evenconsidered met? I mean, is
it Medford on the other side ofthe light there, Summerville Summer right?
No, No, this is theother direction. Yeah, I mean,
all you have to do is pastthe light and then it's right past the

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police station in the courthouse. BotsomePrayers you, Kenny and everybody else that
went to that Wagman's there and nowit's there's no definitive answer when they I
saw it on Channel five, likethey said, sometime this summer, it's
gonna close, Nat, So whatdoes that mean. Let's get your produce
and your prepared foods now they cleanit out, twelve pizzas and freeze them.

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I guess the doors ticket to RockSummer does continue this corner. It's
seven fifty with those birthday bash ticketseven fifty your home for the most commercial
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Alex Carlson, Mackenzie, Heather Kennysix o seven. How are we doing?
Son of Clouds here today? Chanceof rain nine ninety kind of wet

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for the weekend. Yeah, scatteredshowers, but kind of Shelley mid fifties,
maybe sixty for the weekend sixty fiveright now, Well, the Nuggets
showed why they are a heavy favoritesway. I mean, they took a
lead early and never looked back.So when I flipped it over, they
were always winning. So it wasone of four ninety three so against the

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Heat last night. So I don'tknow if were people interested in locally here
in this. Uh. I haveno idea matchup. So, I mean
you want to see the Heat getwhamped, right? I would think interesting
to see how the ratings pan outfor the Heat and the Nuggets. Yeah,
yeah, yeah, what were yousaying? So Barkley and Shack are

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refusing to talk about the finals?No they're TNT. That was on ABC?
So what were they on? Werethey on last night on ABC?
How does that work? I don'tknow if they Well I didn't watch the
game at all, so I'm notsure. The same company we ACCPN,
which is ESPN, which is interesting. I don't know TNT. You know

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a lot of they maybe they borrowedhim? Yeah, I mean I would.
I mean they're the bright face ofthe NBA if you ask me,
absolutely, I mean, the videosI saw on social media did not include
Ernie. It was just Shack andOh Charles. You know, so I
don't think they brought the entire teamover or employed the entire team to do
whatever they're doing. I mean,you got a final if you can get

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those two. I mean, that'sCNTs owned by Warner Brothers. That's Warner
Brothers that I know all the connections, or I don't know right right,
maybe there's just one owner. Helpus figure it out. I did,
and I said, is TNT partof TAY And it says TNT is an
American basic cable television channel owned byWarner Brothers. The funniest thing I saw

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last night between the two of themwas put on the oxygen masks, you
know, because they're in high altitudeand that was supposed to be a factor
with the heat too, you know, because Denver's used to play in there.
Yeah, right right. But theother thing that Barkley mentioned that I
saw on social was that dudes shouldn'tFaceTime, which I thought was funny.

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Dudes shouldn't FaceTime each other, that'sinteresting. Yeah, No, dudes don't
FaceTime each other. That's appropriate.Dudes, don't FaceTime each other. Dudes
don't FaceTime each other. Alright,okay, telling Shackle, all right,
I guess telling you. But Isee people do that all the time in
public guys. Dudes face timing dudes, right right. I FaceTime with my

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son in law, you know sometimes, but usually my daughter's there. Right,
it's not just me and him FaceTime. It's funny because I don't think
I've ever dude FaceTime. My brotheronly facetimes. Yeah. I just send
you know, pictures or whatever backand forth. Like if I'm having a
cigar, I'll take a picture ofmyself smoking a cigar and then I'll send
it to whoever. Yeah, butI don't think it is. It is

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more intimate. I think that's whyhe thinks it's inappropriate. Though. The
Celtics had an end of the seasonpress conference yesterday with the pres they're Brad
Stevens on the team and the season, and then I look at it as
how can we be a little bitbetter? Um? And yet a lot
of them a lot of our timeswhen we were playing, you could see

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that there's a lot there. Yeah, what about Missoula, I mean you
knew that they loved this guy whenwe learned that they had signed him to
a four year guaranteed deal, thathe still had fourteen million dollars left.
I mean, you knew he wasn'tgoing anywhere, right. Is Joe Missoula
the best head coach for this teamgoing forward? And if so? Why?
Yeah? I think he is.And I thought heat again did a

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really good job with this group.Um, everybody's going to overreact to the
best players and coaches. Yeah,they love him, They love this guy.
You gotta remember something, there's acertain amount of respect for continuity.
You don't want to be hiring andfiring head coaches. I mean, if
he if they really believe in him. Look at I mean, look at

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Denver. Michael Malone has been theircoach for eight years. He sucked in
the beginning. They were under fivehundred for the first three seasons with him.
They stuck with him. Right nowthey're in the NBA finals. If
you believe in a guy who stickwith him. What kind of a coach
is the Denver coach? Though?Is he a heated one or is he
like a laid back you don't evenknow he exists one? Because I feel

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like our coach is a laid back. I don't even know he exists at
what kind of a coach is he? Don't like? I don't feel like
Denver's never untelling him. I wasn'tasking necessarily get an answer. It's just
me wondering because I feel like ours, I feel like we have a backup
coach who's just kind of sitting thereas the coach coach. I don't know

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why I say give him a chance. Yeah, I mean, you know,
keep the continuity, if you're goingto keep the core players, you
know, the players he's developing,you know, you just gotta suffer through
that. So there's talk that Brady, which you know, with fifty five
or sixty wins a season, yeah, which is pretty a season. There
was chatter that Brady, who's likenow partially a part owner of the Las

(23:15):
Vegas Raiders, which he's going toplay, would step in and play because
Garoppolos. It's funny, the seasonhasn't even started. Garoppolo has already had
foot surgery. He's already fallen apart. Are you kidding? Oh? Yeah,
he's he's he's he's don't you thinkhe's garbage? Garoppolo. I don't
know why they would sign this guy. He's a good look at guy.
So that so the talkers that Bradywas he talks like a man, as

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you Aikman was talking about. Iwouldn't I don't want to speak for Tom.
I wouldn't rule anything out. Heobviously, you know, has a
relationship with the head coach. Yeah. So then Brady yesterday, I'm certain
I'm not playing again. So I'vetried to make that clear. And I
hate to continue to profess that becauseI've already told people that lots of times.

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There you go, yeah, wedon't believe, ye know, we
just don't, you know. Bythe way, just it seems like every
other day there are photos of justselling a bathing suit. I think she's
you know, I mean she is, she's lovely. I know if Pete's
not a fan of her, becauseyou're saying she's got this boy body.
But I'll tell you what these photosare her. I mean every day now
she's going I don't know if she'sdoing it deliberately, going out of her

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way. She's single, she coulddo it every Yeah, I like it.
I like, I don't know ifshe's doing it to get back at
Tom. Yeah, like, lookwhat you look what you Yeah, and
then people are going, man,how could you possibly give up? You
know that, Gord? But Imean it's you know, it's her probably
running her mouth the whole time becauseyou know she's right. Your wife stays
with you, you run, yourgonna be super hot. But you know

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you could be sick and tired ofsomebody, you know what I mean?
After a while it's like, ohboy, yeah I'm tired. Now maybe
they had other issues? Want tosomething else? How to what's coming up
here? What game show produces themost murderers? Well, I mean I
would I would say Jeopardy right,because they're evil geniuses? Right, Yeah,
I have an answer? All right? Stand Body from a Planet Fitness,

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w CLX Studios, Horizons Final.Now, now, thanks for making
that part of your morning Headlines withHeather. People are idiots? Great story,
Thank god, sex boon on yours. Let's starts the Family Feud.
It's funny because I said which gameshow produces the most murders? I don't

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really have an answer to that.I just know that Family Feud has a
murderer and that's the story. Isaw headline on Yahoo Former Family Feud contestant
Timothy blithe Nick found guilty in wife'sfatal shooting. Now all of that is,
you know, horrifying and ridiculous.And this happened in February, I

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guess in a town called Quinsy,but in western Illinois near the Missouri state
line. What makes it even weirderis the way he behaved on the family
feud and what he said after beingasked the question. Timy talked to Hundid
Murg, who was the briggest mistakeyou made your wedding? Honey, I
love you, but said I donot mind sake, not mine sake.

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I love my wife. I'm gonnaget in trouble for that. Aren't that's
you? Funny there, Timothy lifeNick. Yeah, so, and then
he killed her? So yeah,wow, So on the show. If
you see him on the show,he's a nerd looking bow tie, short
haired guy. And then you andthen when you see him when he first

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gets arrested, he's got long hairs. It's a crazy guy, kind of
crazy beard. And then he cutit all off and cleaned off his face
for the court appearance. Shot her. Yeah, he shot his wife,
and she and her father found her. That's even the saddest part. Do
you know if they actually won thefeud or no, I don't you know
that. I know that's a horriblething you're saying. But I will look,

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why wasn't she on the team?Right? I think she probably was
on the team, Right, didn'the say to her, I love my
wife. I'm gonna get in troublefor that, aren't I? Well,
I don't know if she was thenhis family. No, because then at
the end I figured she wasn't onthe team because at the end he says,
I'm gonna get in trouble when Iget home. He says, I'm
gonna get in trouble for that,aren't I are the words he says,

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But he probably I'm guessing she wasn'tthere. Probably wasn't. Well, he
might have been there with his family. I mean, Kevin tried to get
on the family feud with Barb's family. Yeah, correct, Right, so
it wasn't like his own You knowsometimes things my mother in law, we
didn't make it. We actually auditioned. Well thanks to your mother in law.
She would have been the only reasonyou got on. But she wasn't
feeling the well. She had astroke. You couldn't a stroke victim up

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on the show Family Feud and expectquick answers, Right, it just doesn't
happen. No. But the otherthing is like my mom's she's a good
time. My mom's nuts, she'scrazy, she says weird things. But
if I were to have put her, but when I put her on the
spot, yeah, she closes down. Right, So you never know you
need someone who's not only cookie,but cookie in front of people. Right,

(28:11):
Your mom's spontaneous. She doesn't writework well with you know, being
on the spot. Right, Like, we try to get her to talk
about NC double A stuff, Andwhen I talked to her at home,
she's nuts. But when we gether on she's like it's all of a
sudden she becomes all business. She'snot. If you met my mother,
there's nothing all business about a womanwho shows up to my house, goes

(28:32):
upstairs to a closet, grabs ahouse dress that she keeps there and is
zipping it up as she's walking downthe stairs. Right, Like, there's
nothing business about Linda. But whenwe get her on the air to talk
about NC double A, right,she's like an analyst all this. Yeah,
she's not why wet? Yeah,what if Steve Harvey has any feelings

(28:52):
about, you know, having amurder on his shows? He just seems
like it seems like that would affecthim. Oh, like he would be
sad. Yeah, would make yousad? Yeah? I would. I
mean knowing that you you know,spend some time face to face with my
murderer. It makes me feel supericky that we had Jared from Subway sitting
right next to me staring at picturesof my children as my screen saver.

(29:14):
That made me feel bad. Iam something on you that might hurt if
someone yanked it your hair? No? Yes, oh god? And it
made me feel even weirder that Ihad Bill Cosby sitting next to me for
an hour. Yeah, I hatedthat. I hated it when it was
happening. I hated it more afterI found out what he had done.

(29:36):
For sure Ze Alex weathers sun andclouds, a chance of rain, highs
approaching ninety today. Is there atornado? Anything to what I'm asking I'm
asking you because it's going to bestupid hot and then cold air is going
to come in with rain. That'sa good, good question I heard.
Were thunderstorms? Okay? Because isn'tthat usually a sign of the turning create

(29:56):
that mix? All right? Justcheck the hook shower and fifties this weekend
sixty five degrees in Boston. I'mHeather Ford on one hundred point seven Guns
and Roses. Heather shown me ona map for Abu Dhabi. Is thank
you for that for sure? Uh? Yeah? Guns and Roses over and
Abu Dhabi putting a show on andfor the first time in thirty years,

(30:19):
performed the song bad Obsession. It'sbeen thirty years since they've done really yeah,
maybe you'll hear it at Fenway thissummer six thirty seven high My name's
Kevin. To my right that's Peache, and my left Heather is here Kenny

(30:41):
summing clowns today Chance, I'm thinkingAbu Dhabi loved itsion. Oh boy,
wait to go. Speaking of Fenwayreal quick, I had another super nice
person that I'm friends with who hasno idea what radio life is like,

(31:03):
asked me if I had connections fortickets for something at Fenway Park. And
it's one of those really awkward liketext messages where you're like, no,
I'm so sorry, I don't Ican buy them at regular price like everyone
else. But the only tickets Iget for free are our tickets to our
anniversary show. Yeah that's the olddays when when they would give the jocks

(31:26):
you know so well we worked inPoughkeepsie. I had tickets to any show
I wanted to all the time.I don't know if you knew that.
I mean you did too. Ididn't want to go and I went to
shows every weekend in Poughkeepsie, butI don't go to I asked for tickets
to a Walking with Dinosaurs here andI was told no, Right, that's
all I have to say. Ohit makes sense, you know. Then

(31:47):
you can come back the next dayon the air and talk about the show,
right because you experienced it. Imean, I'm sure we could ask
and get things if we really,but it's not like anything's offered, kind
of like really, Well, Igot Boston Cold Answer. You know why
I got him because Carter was onvacation, so I got Carter stickets.

(32:07):
Yeah. Yeah. Talkbacks. Yeah, if you have a second, got
something you want to tell us,we have a talkback feature on the iHeart
radio app. You click on thelittle microphone, you know, once you
bring up the radio station and youcan leave us a thirty second message.
Come mine and Kevin Pete. Heand Kenny have the hopio allergies are better.
This is for Kevin. And lastnight was the first time I ever

(32:27):
tried con and a COBM in themicrowave. It was absolutely delicious. I
can't believe it took me sixty fouryears to figure out. That's keep giving
us the good advice. That's whatI do. By the way, that's
correct. I've probably eaten twenty earsof corn and I know it's not I
know it's not corn season in thelast three weeks, easily twenty ears of

(32:49):
corn. I'm just telling waste.Look, I'm just telling you this is
so good. I'm telling a cornbuddy. Yeah. Yeah, it's all
make it sound delicious. It's allgood eats. So yeah, you throw
what you do as you would takean ear corn. You wrap it in
a paper towel two or three times, two or three paper towels, soak

(33:13):
it, put it on a paperplate three minutes for one decent size of
ear corn three minutes seventeen seconds ina microwave. So there you go.
So you know we've been talking inthe last week or so about al Paccino
and Robert de Niro and you knowthe fact that they're both fathers. Again,
it's crazy, right to think aboutit. But Robert de Niro was

(33:34):
there. Huh. It's the movieHeats, Oh the Heat. There's a
so deniros asked about his new babyyesterday. How is fatherhood at this moment
stage and age? Listen, alPaccino just had a baby, yeah,
I was told yesterday morning. Yeah, but he didn't want it. You
heard that whole story, right,all that stuff that's coming out. Well,

(33:55):
DeNiro is in a relationship with wellchild. Well remember her from the
movie he did with Anne Hathaway.She was the one running the tight cheek
classes in the in the movie.According to the news report that it was
al Pacino's girlfriend. Well, they'renot a couple, you know what I
mean. Well, the thing ofit is, it's like he did he

(34:16):
have sex with her, because thenit's not trapman. Al Paccino was so
certain that he could not get hisgirlfriend, which doesn't exist, or anyone
else pregnant. He did not believethe baby was his at first because he's
so old, had says the eightythree year old actor. Were told had
medical issues that would have commonly preventeda man from impregnating woman. Was that

(34:37):
or a rectile dysfunction, you know, of a sectomy? Would it be
the only thing? But he's Ithink he might also be under the impression
like to my knowledge, a mancan't age out as far as being able
to father t style right, correct, as long as there's sperm in there.
One hundred year old could if theymaybe he's had it tested, but

(34:59):
he in recent years. It couldbe there's a medical condition. There could
be. I don't know. Iknow, I'm sure there is. But
the fact that he thinks it's likehe's a teenage girl, right, he
thinks you can't get pregnant. Well, yeah, he's thinking, I'm so
old, I can't possibly man.A woman obviously can age out right at
a certain point, you're not.It's super fun, yeah right right,
all right, let's get back toa few years old, and may God

(35:21):
bless him. I'm very happy forhim. But how do how does father
feel for you? It feels great, Yeah, it feels great. Yeah,
he doesn't even know the way.I'm convinced that the hot fleshes are
there to burn your uterus Yeah,that's why. That's what it does.
It burned it and it dies.Are you a different parent today than you
were however many years ago? Well, I have certain awareness. Yeah when

(35:42):
year older, he's like the worstanswer, Like, you know, he's
an awful father. I mean kids, I don't think he's an awful father,
but he might not be the bestcaretaker of a baby. I have
a way different certain things, certainlife dynamics, everything, family dynamics.
It's just you can't avoid. Hecan't answer the thing. Right, You're
just more relaxed, is what he'strying to say. But he's trying not

(36:05):
to say I'm too old, youknow. I mean, you know they're
nanny's involved, learning certain things,and then how you can deal with those.
You shouldn't have to worry about kids. That's he's Robert de Niro child,
Oh my god, manage them inthis and that no idea, right,
And he's never thinking, yeah,that's right. Wouldn't be funny though,

(36:29):
if he like if they made eachother the godfathers of the but what
you know, because one was huntingthe other in the movie. He scl
Ax Boston's class across Carlson Mackenzie HeatherKenny six fifty four or sixty five degrees.
So it was between I watched alittle bit of last night, actually,
the last twenty minutes of the NationalSpelling Bee. Uh was on the

(36:53):
Grit Channel. On the Grit reallythe Western Movie Channel. Yeah, it
was on the Grit Channel. That'swhere I found it anyway, So it
was between Charlotte and dev Acanene,Can I have all the information? Aco
Amene is a noun. This wordis formed from a word that was originally

(37:14):
twee, which is a language ofGhana, plus an English commanding form.
Acamine is a yeah, no crystaland alkaloid found in the seeds of a
West African tree of the dog Vanefamily. Can you guys hear me?
Okay? Yes, yes, okay, A A K H, A M

(37:37):
M M letters right in my headmyself. And then this guy Dev who
ended up winning. I guess hesaid the record for because usually they stand
up, they'll stand up there fortwo or three minutes answered they what they're
thinking about it, but they're alsomaking sure that they're poised and they get
all the letters right in their head. This guy that one was on one

(37:59):
of his answers was so quick bathaptoe meter e a t I mean so
he didn't ask for not edited correct, That's how quick it was. Bethap
toe meter e a t h yp i t o t m e t
e erthp toe meter correct. Wow. Even they said they couldn't believe it

(38:22):
was. And then the dude thathe ended up winning the whole faing dev
shaw. If you sell this nextword correctly, we will declare you the
twoy twenty three National Spelling DG.Some of these kids looked petrified. They
are they're on TV, but itlooks as though if they didn't get it
right that their parents were going tobeat them. And I'm just telling you,

(38:42):
like you could see the parents pressure. There gotta be a little bit.
They would show the kids parents sittingin the audience and they looked like
like they were threatening the kids whilethey stood up there, like if you
don't get it right, you knowthere's gonna be a problem back in the
whole signals, said Samophile. Samophile, any idea, I only know because
I saw it on TVC Can wejust start with yeah, I know I

(39:04):
have gone with the other one,right, Samo meaning sand Greek wait a
second, samo meaning sand Greek.Yes, p s A m m oh
p h I l s there iscorrect. Yeah, but so he's amazing

(39:28):
anything braces. Just to give youan idea of a young man. I
didn't get beaten up. You didn'tget beat last night the room. I'm
just telling you. You're just makingup stuff telling you. Samophile sounds like
a horrible word. By the way, it does like a dirty word,
like a bad word, like apedophile. Yes, what did we find

(39:49):
out? It's sandy Pamophile is aplant plants that prefer to live in sandy
soil environments. All right, yousamoile. By the way, the guy
that reads the words, pronounces thewords for the kids is a pedophile.
What are you going to say?He's a former champion. Oh well,
I didn't know. Yeah, what'sbeen doing that for twenty years? And
his it would be funny because hislike because I recognized the voice when I

(40:13):
heard it. I didn't watch lastnight, so I left them up.
His big word was bibliophile. Thewords were much easier, but doing for
years, that same guy, Iremember, Oh yeah, funny years.
You know that one in nineteen eightyfrom the Planet Fitness w CLX Studios and
File. Now now thanks for makingus part of your morning head lines with
Heather people are idiots? Great storesthan on one hundred point seven w c

(40:37):
lex Bondon, Holy Hell. Multiplerabbits shot with arrows and need Hum.
Yeah, I know, CVB,that's their headline. By the way,
multiple rabbits shot with arrows and needUm. I mean I live near Needham.
I know what need UM's like.It's lovely. It's some nice homes
and pretty town and it's not aplace where you're expecting to see rabbits with

(41:01):
arrows through their body. Kill killthebit. Environmental police are no investigating after
several reports of rabbits being shot witharrows and met them. I mean the
one I saw was still alive,yes, yeah, with an arrow,
walking around with an arrow. Thisis Liz Cooper talking. It's terrible.

(41:22):
I saw the arrow through the bunny, and surely there after the bunny ran
away, but it was still alive, and it was just it's just what
a world are we living? That'sright. At first it looked like a
pen, and then there were featherson the end and the arrow straight through
the bunny's back. What is goingon. There are nuisance and what they

(41:43):
are for gardens and people growing soundslike people are doing it. That's asking
you don't waste an arrow on abunny. I'm asking is it somebody?
Is it kids messing around, teenagerstarget shooting, or is it you know,
somebody trying out? Well, Imean, how do you get rid
around? I mean if I'm sureyou poison them because most of them live
under things like under your shed orunder I mean, if you're going to

(42:06):
and I don't even know if that'sleave. My father in law, you
know that he was a retired copshot shot a skunk with his police revolver
in the backyard. Yeah. Didanybody report that? Well? No,
no, would you report it ifsomeone shot something in their backyard next to
you? He was next in lineto be the police chief. I'm just
saying, would you. I meanI probably would not remember if you were

(42:28):
a a gunshot, you would callnine one one for fear. I mean,
if I well new he was shootinga skunk, you wouldn't have known
that. I wouldn't just a gunshot. Yeah, you would hear gunshots
in my neighborhood. I didn't callthe police. It was living on Sure
it wasn't just a car backfiring.I mentioned it on the air, remember,
and it was a woman across thestreet had been listening to the show,
and she said, her husband andlet off a fireworks. He retired

(42:51):
firework. Right, Most people opena bottle of champagne or something, not
this guy. So I would saythat you don't. I mean, if
you're shooting a bunny with an arrow, you're in a survival mode and you're
gonna eat the bunny. You're notjust letting the bunny hop away with an
arrow through its back. That's justa thought, right, I mean,
that's very cruel. It just doesan arrow seems so much bigger than bunnies,

(43:15):
Like, it seems like you couldtake out a bunny with like a
little what are those things where shot? You know? Why would you need
a whole entire arrow. The otherheadline I saw this morning, this is
NBC Boston Boston traffic is up,and then it goes on to explain where
and why did we really need thatheadline? We've all noticed that lately,
correct, I'll tell you what.This week has been really bad. They

(43:38):
were even talking about it's up tenpercent since last year, and traffic in
Newton was up twelve percent from theyear before. Like that's Waltham up almost
twelve percent, Framingham up eleven percent. The best car ride I've ever been
on in my life as far assomeone annoyed with traffic, is when Kevin
was dropping the boys and I offin Framingham to pick up a car and

(44:01):
you every single road we were on, you complained if you're like pointing at
people with the top down in thecar going, what are you doing walking
around? What are you doing onthe road. I'm trying to get a
green light and someone wants to cross. You got to finally have an opportunity
to go, and someone's crossing thedam pedestrian hates pedestrian was twelve noon and

(44:24):
framing him okay and bumper, bumper, Oh my god, super what a
awful place you live there? AndFrame I loved it. I thought it
was lovely that people were walking.And then he complained about an elderly couple
sitting on a bench in the shade. What are you doing? Go home?
Kevin's very observant, annoying. Here'ssomething that agitated me last night.

(44:52):
I saw that the socks one ateto two over the Reds. But guess
what, Chris Sale didn't make itthrough four innings? Well, was it
ticking time bomb? Wasn't it eata burger? Right? I mean,
we knew he was gonna get hurt. We knew I was gonna get injured.
He was actually pitching breakdown. Buthe's been pitching well yeah, but
you knew it was only a matterof time with him. How is he
a seven time All Star? Ohyeah, it's great years with white Socks,

(45:14):
I know. But that's why Igot the big fat ass contract with
the Red side right over for thebest. Obviously it didn't looked great.
Tham Vila was down. I'm sayingthe second inning right went from ninety five
to ninety so, um, youknow, yeah, awesome. So and
maybe he was doing that on purpose. He's like, I'm gonna pitch who

(45:36):
we white? Now? Yeah?A little baby time anymore? You see?
The Big Poppy sold his place inMiami. Oh my god, I
was looking at the the divorce kindof thing. Oh maybe it's sold it
for eleven million. Big Poppy soldhis place, but I remember he bought
property down there in twenty nineteen andbuilt the house himselves. It's on the

(45:58):
same island as the Bradys and theTrump's and the is it that fancy place
Tiger Woods. Yeah, because hepaid, he paid a million and a
half for the property and then theybuilt, you know, bought the lot
and then built a house that justsold it. So it's what happens to
Tom Brady's house with Giselle. Imean, they were building a giant home.
On the right is the unnamed buyersmoving from Boston to Miami. So

(46:20):
it's probably a rich fanboy like oh, I bought big poppies just a friend
of his and he's like, yeah, I'll sell it to you. And
it was sold it to a friend. Could happen as well. So anyway,
congratulations to Chris Sale for managing twonone oh great, yea four games
with the Rays now yeah, ohI know in their first place, right.

(46:44):
Super fun. Zelex Weather's sun andclouds, a chance of rain and
hides approaching ninety showers in fifties thisweekend, seventy two degrees in Boston.
I'm Heather Ford on one hundred pointseven
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