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June 2, 2023 46 mins
Toilet fails, Graduation Fails And Rabid Beavers
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Your home to the most commercial freeclassic rock in Boston. Carlson Mackenzie,
Heather Kenny seven twenty five, Sonof Clouds Today, Chance of rain,
high Night. It's not a completewash out this weekend. But I mean,
if you you know, if youlook at the forecast, definitely scattered
showers right in two next week soor at seventy two, right you might
need a windbreaker or even a winnercode over the weekend. Compared to what

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we have right now, it's goingto be a little different Saturday and Sunday.
So back in Ohio, we havea lot of elderly. By the
way, I'm almost elderly. Ihad to look it up, I just
to see what's the definition of theelderly person, and for most of the
United States sixty sixty five sixty fivesixty Yeah, so I am considered an

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older adult, yes, an olderadult, wiser. I think anybody over
the age of thirty five is consideredan older that's really you're an old lady
now, yeah, but I'm hey, but I'm still twelve years younger than
you. I know, I wassaying I thought about that last night too,
having this discussion with Uncle Tom thatyou know, in fifteen years,
I'll be seventy five and Heather willbe my age. Yeah, now,

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which is hard to think about thatkind of thing. But um, the
deal with old Uncle Tom is backin Ohio is he's one of four or
five octogenarians non a genarian. Mymom she's in her nineties. So,
uh, you know, we takecare of them insert you know, for
financial you know, financial things.So like Uncle Tom has one of these

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mobile help devices which is like alife alert. Right, He's had it
for over a year, and youknow, he lives alone, but he
sees another relative who also lives alone, his sister Pat often. So we
talked to eat, We talked tothem about the other. But every time
you talk to them, they weretogether. Noe. No, they have

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dinner on Sundays like a husband andwife. Right. They've never married,
either of them, right, Uhno, neither one of them were ever
married. Right, and they're bothin their eighties. So uncle Tom,
Uh, we asked Ann Pat,you know, is Uncle Tom using this
mobile because it's expensive? Right forfor a year it's like a thousand bucks,
you know, and we're footing thatand you have a service, you

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know, and you can't you weara wrist watch with an alert button.
I've fallen and I can't get thattype of thing. So she said,
you know, he never wears that. You know you can get that just
on an Apple watch. I thinkyou can have it on many different devices.
Yeah, but these these two folksand my mom and my father in
law, they're not technically advanced,right, Why they do put a watch
on this? This is a guythat's fallen down a set of stairs when

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he was eighty one and he hada neck brace for six months. And
this is a guy that, shouldhe lives alone, he should wear it,
like you should lock it on hiswrist or something. So I called
him last night. And we alsopay for his cell phone. Yeah,
he's got a cell phone and that'sanother whatever seven hundred bucks a year,
you know, And I just Iconfronted him because she also and Pat also

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said that he never has the cellphone. So this is your wife's though
family, not yours. Correct?Correct? Okay, so you're the one
laying down the law with your wife'sfamily. Well, she didn't want to
be the one because she's I know, but I could, bad guy.
I think I could do that onmy husband's side, and I don't think
he could do that on my sideon the relationship. I meant, I

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am my husband, and my motherand father are exceptionally close, and he
still would want me to handle thingswith my own parents. Okay, all
right, Well, uh, she, you know, requested that I be
shut up. She felt like shewould get too angry with him. Oh
yeah, because of his habits.Okay, So I did. I was,

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I was really. I mean,I just said, look, the
word is using it. If you'renot using it, we're gonna get rid
of it. We're gonna get ridof it. And these people that are
in their eighties, they love havingtheir independence. And he worked hard to
get his back. Let's he wantto lay that fall. Let's he want
to lay at the bottom of somestairs for a few days. I guess
ye wasn't your mother? Didn't yourmother spend a day on her back somewhere

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of waiting for your brother to showget it? And then we got her
the mobiles? Now she and shewears it all the time, and you
get me one. I'm wearing itright, Okay, I'll take Uncle Tom's
yeah. Right, when I getto that age, I want to be
that person that wants to, youknow, be able to notify somebody,
right if you Yeah, but we'regoing to have phones, and we're probably

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gonna have glasses on that that relayinformation yet next and stuff. Right,
we won't need to wear we won'tneed to scream out. I fallen.
Don't know that might be your generation. Yeah, she fell again. So
I pulled the plug on his mobiledevice. Oh, let him keep the

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self well this morning, by theway, right, so he said,
he goes, I promise I willalways keep my cell phone with me,
and I said that's good enough.You have that way attack and the phone
falls six feet away. Yeah,there's always a risk living on the edge,
right, Yeah, I know,I know you might a good life.
Yea? Will you make it toeighty four? Hey, look,

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Monday at eight am, we havedetails on our second annual ZLX cornhole tournament.
Oh, I'm glad they're bringing thatback. First one is huge.
Oh it was, I mean right, it's sold out, did it not?
Yea? And pretty quick too.So eight am on Monday details on
the Big Old Clex Cornhole Tournament.Make sure you tune in Monday forty five

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Sun and clowns today. Chance ofrain Hype ninety and then mid fifties.
We're going from ninety to mid fifties, maybe sixty this weekend, scattered shower
seventy two. Right now, what'sfalling off? What's falling off? Birthday
Bash tickets in five minutes? Ohreal quick, Mark who owns Mark's Moving

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Great XLX listener is hosting a charityevent tomorrow at his facility in Westboro on
the Milk Street, and it's anauction that he's having at one o'clock with
a bunch of great stuff. It'sthe money that is raised is to buy
a trailer load of beds for thosein need. And they filled up a

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whole trailer last year. I sawit on the news. It's a big
deal. So if you can eleventhirties when they kick it all off,
the auctions at one live music barbecue. So anyway, that's that's Marks movie,
his facility, live music barbecue andstack and mattresses you go and no
Westboro. So if you remember afew weeks ago, I offered to volunteer

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my ass as part of a medicaltoilet seat study. Yeah but at the
heart seat, yes, and Iagreed to participate as well. But never
heard anything. Yeah, when youwere on vacation when I called, and
so you need to call yourself ifyou Oh okay, So it's they're doing
trials right now and I volunteered todo that. And so what it does

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is this, it's called the heartseat. It monitors your heart rate,
your blood pressure. Another ways,you plopped down on this toilet, like
you just go into the bathroom,and it monitors your oxygen levels, does
everything. And so sooner or latermaybe we'll all have one of these heart
seat toilets, you know, orat least if you're having some sort of
medical issue. So I accepted,you know, the responsibility of having this

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toilet and keeping track of my onesand my twos. Right, there's one
hundred dollars gift cards. One hundreddollars gift card, uh, and then
another one hundred dollars gift card ifyou kept track of your ones, twos
and threes, so three threes both. Oh yeah, so never heard of
that one before. Yeah, andso yeah, and if you remember,

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she had me measuring my toilet wasa whole whole to do. It was
long as it have to be ideal. Ideally, it says seventeen inches.
Okay, I want to say it'sgoing to work because it might be a
tight fit. So did the wholething? Did? I did? It
was like a forty minute phone callwith them. They were going over to

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the specifics and all this, andthen I was accepted into the program.
Okay, you qualify for the study. I'm excited. So the deal was
installation day scheduled for yesterday at onepm. Now I am embarrassed to say,
and I'm pretty buttoned up. Likeif I have like a noon appointment,

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if I have to be somewhere atnoon, I'm usually they are ten
fifteen minutes or I'll even sit somethinglike down the street and then I'll wait,
And I always expect people to beon time. You know, that's
just the world I live in.So um, I'm embarrassed to say that
I went home and knew they werecoming and fell asleep while waiting for them,

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and I most certainly did they rungthe doorbell. Wow, you were
in a coma. I was completelyout of it. I mean I when
I said was out of it.You just let the world down. And
I felt so bad when I wokeup. There were four text messages and
then there were like three. Howmany of them are angry? Kenny?

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Do you have the phone call thatthe met phone message that was left on
my I think I sent that toyou. Anyway, I'm embarrassed. I
never got I never got the toilet. I was there. They were waiting
in my driveway, okay, andthey knew you were home because they saw
your well they didn't. They assumedthat nobody was home. They assumed that

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nobody was home and we're dead inside. And so I completely promised to be
a part of it. He promisedthat he wouldn't die this year. You
don't understand. Remember you had toYou had to say, I have no
health issues that will lead to mydeath this year. When I talked to
this woman, she goes, Iremember her saying, they're driving bathrooms clean

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that, but they're driving over anhour to get to your house. And
I went, I'll be there.Yeah, Kevin, this is Elena from
Kasana. UM, just calling tosay that we're here a little bit early
for your home install UM. Sowe're just waiting in the driveway for now.
We tried to ring the doorbell,seems like nobody's home, UM,
so just please let us know ifyou're on your way. Um, otherwise

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we can resketch. Well, butwe'll wait here until you I'm sound asleep.
They're standing, they're out there,they're holding the toilet. I could
see it in with my ring doorbell. When I woke up. I'd video
ring doorbell. Didn't wake you up. I had the ringer off. Oh
oh yeah, but you knew theywere coming, of course, yeah,
I felt so she didn't turn theringer on. What I know. I'm
just telling you, I'm normally prettybuttoned up, and so I don't know

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if it was I was so tiredlike you. Why, well, I
don't know. It was hot yesterday. I don't have air conditioning, and
it was I was the traffic.And be honest with I sent that traffic
yesterday. I don't know. Itwas one of the I was off yesterday.
It was one of those off daysfor me. I wasn't clicking and
I'm embarrassed. And so I don'tdeserve that toilet. See, And I'm

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gonna call him today and say Idon't. I don't give it to Pete
or whoever. But I don't deserveto be part of the study. I
agree. I'm just I'm just kidding. I'm embarrassed, I really am.
Anyway, So then I had thenI had a very important phone call meeting
with someone. Did you miss thattoo? Uh No, but it was.
You know, I've been waiting threeweeks to resolve a situation I can't

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talk about. But I'm currently I'mcurrently going through something. But so I've
been waiting three weeks to have thisdiscussion. Okay, is this involved a
lawyer and we shouldn't. She isa lawyer, you know, she is
a lawyer. This woman calls meokay, and her baby was so loud

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on this Clearly she's working from home. This kid is screaming so loud for
the entire phone conversation that I probablygot thirty percent of the whole conversation,
that's how And she's she would turnto the baby, and the baby screaming
sounded like a like a one no, nope, did not know words and

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was screaming so loud. And thenat the very end of the conversation,
I said, can you send mea follow up email about what we discussed?
In other words, I never calledher and go, hey, look
and you shut that kid up.That's what I was thinking like, shut
your kid up. I've been waitingthree weeks to have this conversation with you.
Yeah, I understand, you gota kid and put a pacifier in
the mid My god, you can'tput that like. You couldn't put that

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kid in a room, another roomand just shut the door. You could
have Okay, why didn't that happened? I don't know. You don't look
at me. Just cheeze your kid. You you can do his ask.
I'm ashamed of not being able touse a breast pump at working. Your
kid's not gonna die if you pickyour kid up and place that kid in
a stroll or no or whatever andput that kid in another room. Oh,

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I was out of my mind.I would have said, let's do
this another time. I'm not goingto retain anything you're saying now. And
I never got to follow up email. Okay, so does that mean you
have no resolution? I'm waiting tosee what happened. Are you allowed to
tell us about this office? Ican sure, I'd like to know.
I'm very curious. No, I'mnot telling you. I want to tell
people. You take pleasure in it, don't. I figured, all right,

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let's do with your ticket. Allright, let's get some tickets to
my birthday batch tickets right now,we'll take callar ten six one seven nine
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ticket six one seven nine three onehundred point seven ticket to rock Summer is
here on ZLX from the Planet Fitnessw CLX Studios, Arizon Sile. Now,
now thanks for making that part ofyour morning headlines with Heather. People
are idiot. Great story on onehundred point seven w CLX, blond Sit
Now. I would call it asupernatural, supernatural coincidence, okay, but

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my mother would call it something completelydifferent, which is why I will never
tell her this, so she wouldthink the spirits are connected somewhere for sure.
Yeah, so a year ago yesterday, my aunt who passed away three
weeks after the first of Joe,So we did all the things. Spent
my whole life living five miles fromher, like she you know. So

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on June first, she had hadd surgery and by the end of the
month she had passed away from complicationsdue to knee surgery. Right, Okay,
she was in her sixties, yes, and um so I don't last.
So it was a year anniversary tothe surgery yesterday. So if you
know anything about Apple watches, youcan put a picture on it. You
pick the picture from your phone.Yeah, you you picked the pictures.

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So you go on your phone,you pick the picture and then sends it
to your watch. Okay, Soyesterday I looked down and usually it's a
picture of John and the boys ata lake in Canada. Yesterday I looked
down and I've never put this picture. I've never chosen it. It was
never in the queue for a pictureon my Apple Watch. It's chosen for

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you, Oh my god. Andit is a black and white picture of
my aunt Lois. Right. That'show I don't know how well. I
mean, it's a picture that's inmy phone, but I've never I've never
put it there for my Apple It'snever been a wallpaper, it's never been
a memory. It's never been amemory like okay, and it's not even

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in my regular pictures. It's aphoto album section in my iPhone that my
brother put together when my aunt passedaway. This just tells me how much
our phones listen to us. Howoften do you talk about was it listening
to my heart? Though? BecauseI hadn't mentioned that it was the anniversary
of her surgery and the anniversary ofher passing isn't until the late until the

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twenties. Yeah, but you talkabout her a lot. I do.
Yeah, But still, how wouldit even know that that's lowest and that's
her high school graduation picture. That'snot all the pictures for it to choose.
When was that photo loaded into yourphone? First week of July?
Wow, that's not even we areYeah, because I mean I know I
remember the anniversary of the surgery becauseit was the first of June, and

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because none of us wanted her toget it. Yeah, none of us.
We all told her, don't getthe surgery, and she's like,
I have to get the surgery.Yeah. She passed on the twenty third,
so she lived twenty two days afterthe surgery. So you have to
manually change that wallpaper photo, yeah, which I haven't since it showed up
yesterday showed up. It just showedup to what your fear. Your fear

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is that you'll be cursed if youtake it off your phone or no,
I love her, I'll keep iton there for this month. But what
I'm saying is you can't tell Linda. No one tells Linda will be like
Loses living in your phone on yourwall. You think, maybe, yeah,
that could be it right that she'slike maybe reincarnated into your phone or
just as a supernatural incidence. That'swhat I'm saying, But there she is.

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Everybody say, I don't know.Um, Kevin, I'm tired of
your bs. I'm tired of theyou need to give me a feel good
Flida story. Sometimes I have touseless strong hand. I give you the
stories. That's the strong hand youwish. Not only could I duck that
I could kick you in. You'redoing it. We have things with certain

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guidelines on the shoe, thank youand choked you for a hot second,
and you lost your mind to buyall your arms by startled me better might
feel good? St headbank Friday doesa headbang. You couldn't. It's still
faster. Um. So what I'msaying to you is I had to search

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and I had to go all theway to LA because the stories that are
around here are horrifying. We mightget to Chris Sal's now injured again,
which who big surprise. We gotrabbit murders, traffics up. There was
also nothing was good. There wasa death, deadly truck fire and lynch.
They got Dan house search. Thegood out is what I tell you
when Dan Housley from HDA shows upsomeplace, you know, it's seriously lather,

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feel lazy, California, something thatfeels good. I went all the
way to California. I'm gonna showI'm gonna show you this picture of this
dog and the reason I wanted Kennyas well. It doesn't means you looking
dog is this dog has three teeth, okay, three tooth dog. His
name is Vinny. Was a littlewhite fellow like Kenny's dog Kenny and a

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dog name. This is an elevenyear old ten pound dog named Vinnie who
has lost all but three of histeeth, but on surveillance camera rescued his
baby brother, an actual human baby, from the jaws of a coyote.
Why it's a feel good friddu andhe only had three feel good Camerascott Vinnie

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rescuing his baby baby brother from acoyote that had snuck through a partially open
gate, snatched everything. A secondcoyote looked right around the corner and they
were able to You know what's crazyabout this, and this borders on the
paranormal as well. So we lostVinnie in twenty seventeen. He was twelve

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and just unexpectedly passed away. Butfor years the vet was after us to
get get us to have them puthim under so that they could clean his
teeth, like do a whole liketartar. Yeah, and it's just ironic
that this dog's name is Vinny andhe lost all his teeth. He chased

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off a sixty pound coyote. Bythe way, maybe the soul of our
dog left us so that he couldgo to California and be reincarnated in another
dog, that kid's life, Vinniebeg of teeth. I will tell you
that I was trying so hard tofind a feel good Friday story. He
saved his little brother, and itwas his little brother, it was another
dog. He saved his dog froma chat. Is it still feel good

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as a yah? All right?He saved his other brother, who had
been actually in the jaws of oneof the coyotes away from the coyote.
Did he distract him or just fillhim itself? Doubt? He bit him
with three teeth. He bit himwith three teeth. Wow, yeah,
does any discount the dog's audio tellingthe story? Dog? This is a

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low and finny headlines with a lotof spiritual undertone. I love it.
Benny's a superhero. He's always beena scrapper. He's not afraid of anything.
If you're not having an orgasm,watch up, look out. He's

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done. Everybody best to let himfinish other. Okay, I'm gonna I'm
gonna start coughing and we'll be ableto talk anyway. It sounds showers fifties
this weekend. Here's the dogs savingthe other by the way, another Carlson

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Kenzie, Heather Kenny eight seventeen,Son of Clowns today, chance of rain,
so yeah, scorcher today, andthen we drop into the mid fifties,
maybe sixty for the weekend. Scatteredshower seventy two. Right now,
it's Carlson, Mackenzie and Heather Whatwhat what? The moment of the day
on w CLX No. It isgraduations season. Oh. I watched someone

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leave King Philip Middle School yesterday.I'm assuming to go to the high school
graduation. She had her robe onand she had all those little tassels.
I screamed up the window congratulations becauseI just love seeing people in their robes.
Yeah like she well, yeah,probably, but there were a lot
of tassels for all the different honorsocieties. A video of a kid getting

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off the school bus yesterday smashing twomilk cartons over his head, just so
happy. Yeah, it was prettyfunny. It's a very different reaction to
graduation. Yeah. In Illinois,over six hundred graduates from rich Township High
School received those stalls that go aroundyou know, your neck tassels. No,

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the thing that it's a stall,not a sash. It's like a
it is a sash, right,Okay. The girls with the caps and
gowns. Yeah. Uh and theword graduate was supposed to be on it.
Oh no, and uh, wellthey're very upset. It shouldn't happen

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like that. Somebody dropped the ball. Somebody did, wait realized unto like
we was walking out the gate,newly graduated rich Township student. Yes here
Bolal describing a moment when his mother, father, grandparents, and others noticed
the graduation stole with the word graduatemisspelled instead reading graduate they could have the

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use and all of them was spilled, all terribly disappointed and apparent about how
they would even pass those out tothe students. That would embarrass the community,
the families, and even the schooldistrict should be embarrassed. Yeah,
you know what, they could beembarrassed, but they should be ashamed of
themselves. Things happen fast. Haveyou ever been to a graduation rehearsal.

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These teachers are like first they're teaching, then they're grading finals, and then
they're like sent down to the heat. They're like, all right, make
sure they have their outfits and theirstoles and and make sure they're walking in
a line. And yeah, that'sa big message. Saying that grounds for
a lawsuit. No, but I'msaying that graduates should be in the spelling
be next year. The Moment ofthe day, Weekday fifteen on one hundred

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point seven WCLX in Boston, onehundred points seven of w cl AX Carlson
McKenzie, Heather Kenny, A twentyfive son and clouds today, chance of
rain I am nineties, So we'regoing from ninety to mid fifties this weekend.
Am I reading this right? Jeff? Probably not. Jeffrey Epstein sent
a letter to Larry Nasser. Nowdo you know who Larry Nasser? Yeah,

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that's the guy that abused all ofthose gymnasts. Yeah, he's sexually
assaulted in abuse. He's in jailI think in Michigan small girls. Oh
yeah, I mean he did.He's disgusting, awful things to and he's
in prison for life. So whatare why would he send of all people
know, was that the only personhe sent a letter? Well, my
only thought was like was he pervingout like by sending a letter to Larry

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Nasser? Was he perving out inthe letter? Like? You know,
I think guys like that think they'renot doing anything wrong, that the women
and the little girls loved what theydid, like people, oh yeah,
like it's hard to resist these littlegirls, right, Larry, No,
no, and saying things like canyou believe we've been put in jail for
something that's loving, for making thesegirls feel good? Like people just don't
get us and be curious to knowwhat's in that letter. I'm thinking that's

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where he was coming right right.Have you seen the video of the sixty
one year old man with the roadrage who followed a teenager home and shot
her in the driveway or pa andhim loses. So I guess the way
this whole thing went down. Sothis nineteen year olds driving a Mustang and
the nineteen year old is behind mindthis guy in a pickup truck. It's

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in a fifty five. And sothe guy in the pickup truck is going
forty why, okay, intentionally he'swhatever. Oh not intentionally, Yeah,
he's just driving slow. So thenineteen year old driving the Mustang decides to
pass, which you're allowed to do. Correct the guy. When people pass
you if you're going slow. I'vehad it happened to me. I've had
it happened where I've pulled, whereI've I've gone around somebody, and then

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I guess they're angry that I didit, So now they run, so
they floor it and they go upmy head. That's what the dotted line
is for. If you're going fortyin a fifty five, they can pass
you, right, don't get madabout it. Be happy that they're not
behind you. Right. So heovertakes the truck, he passes the truck,
and then that guy can't seem tohandle the fact that he was passed
by this car. And so beforeyou know it, they're going back and

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forth on one hundred miles an hour. The kid's probably scared out of his
mind right, and the truck istrying to run him off the road.
They gotten. So the boy,the nine two, I said, boy,
nineteen year old, goes home andthe guy follow the boy. So
the boy did nothing when he passedhim, like, well, like he
didn't shout out the window of agitate. Maybe person, you don't. We're

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still going forty and a fifty five. You take what you're given. Well
that's the story given. If you'reagitated though by you know, yeah,
but you still should follow someone home, Well, you know you don't.
Everybody's got a different personality. You'regoing forty, I react differently. You
should be flipped. And I aretalking about this earlier this morning. Maybe
he's got some precious cargo and hereor maybe his vehicle would only go forty.

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See I'm a road rage and justlet someone pass you and just doesn't
Yeah, see I'm a road getlight. I wouldn't. I just keep
going. It doesn't bother me.My rage is only for a short term.
And then that's it for just forjust a short and then you realize
you can't defend yourself. But Iknow now, I'll tell you what my
rage is. Uh, I've temperedit down because there's everybody seems to have

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a gun, and everybody wants tokill everybody. I'm scared out of my
mind and my kids. You're gonnastart driving and the something's gonna happen.
Some old dude's gonna follow them toour driveway. What what state was this?
Zi? By the way, that'sokay, you don't tell me.
And then what happened? Okay?So the ring doorbell picks up? Okay,
so the boy goes home and runsinto the parents. I'm assuming because

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it's yeah. And so the ringsbeat him home right and beat him home
right time to get in the house. So the guy pulls into the driveway.
The guy and gets out of histruck and now he's screaming, oh
boy, you want sixty Why,oh come on, let's play. That

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kid did more than past act.Well, you might have maybe was maybe
they were going back and forth.I don't know, but still it doesn't
warrant this guy. No, Iwould never do it. So now he
starts spinning out in this kid's driveway, you know, in the house all
day, Yeah, all day.He's teenager. No, that's the sixth

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one year old. No, no, he said. Now he's the team
is yeah, because the teenagers justin the house right right, This is
the stories like always, So doyou call nine one one? Of course?
So what happened? He was arrested, Yeah, he was charged.
If it's a felony, I guesswith the end to mister mister, mister
meaners, just what we're going tocall them, you're mister and you're meaner,

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mister meaner, misterer gragitating and Ilike mister meaner. No, he's
had some issues. It was likehe wanted to be in a pot.
If he's going forty of course,if he if he went to somebody's house,

(29:45):
he's definitely got some sort So thenI got to do this story with
William. By the way, don'tpass anyone even they're going really slow,
and don't get real close to them. Always they'll follow you to the house
and then we'll happen. Does thatever happened where somebody following what you thought
somebody, Oh, it's happened tome before. It's followed you to your
house three or four weeks ago.I told you I did the whole I
wouldn't go right on red because therewas a no red and then I point

(30:06):
I stuck my hand out and hethought I was giving him the finger like
guy followed me for good ten minutes. Wow, yeah, I thought i'd
aftely though. Really, I haveto circle around my block fund of me
all the time for driving slow butlike the speed limit. But I'm thinking
to myself, I'm not getting intoany fights with anyone. No as I
as I get older, I knowI can't. I didn't get pulled over
for speeding on my birthday though,Yeah he deserved your okay. I was

(30:29):
celebrating your girl, hopefully for ahaircut, and then he goes. He
goes, you're gonna hurt somebody.He goes, but it's your birthday,
and I go, thank you.I know, I know, I was
so embarrassed. I'm like, I'ma slow driving one and I get pulled
over trying to get my hair colored. Kitty's class across Carlson Mackenzie, Heather

(30:51):
Kenny ate forty four sulling clouds today, chance of rain, I am ninety
and then then that's it. Midfifties, maybe sixty fo the weekend scattered
showers seventy two right now. Justreminder Monday at eight am we'll have the
details on our second annuals xelex CornholeTournament. All right, so once again

(31:11):
eight am. Yeah, it's happening. First of AMA was a smash.
Yeah. We just found out aboutit yesterday. So hopefully I can go
this year. I was away lastyear. When you guys, oh,
I'm a bagger, you know.Yeah, I to toss bags where it
is your hosting get together tonight whenI understand, yeah, hopefully we'll be
able to throw those bags. Whatare you serving? I'm doing dry rub

(31:33):
ribs. It's one of my spots, very nice. If I was un
chopped, that would be one ofmy signature dishes. Nice. So I
I dry rub them the day before, wrap them up tight and plastic wrap
and then that's a slow cooked job. As you know. I had them
over the weekend for Memorial Day.The neighbor made them. They were they
were delicious, but they weren't falloff the bone. And that's okay.
He did it that way. Butthat there's gotta be a little pole.

(31:56):
There's gotta be just a little bit. Yeah, and that they were excellent.
Did he remove the membrane at thebottom of the rack? Yes,
he did. That's what you gottado. Yeah. What are you drinking?
You gotta specialty drink tonight? Areyou gonna I don't know. You
gotta have a cigar mica. Yes, I might go with a whiskey smash.
I'm all Manhattan's all the time.Now, by the way, I'm
all Manhattans. Those are strong.I love a Manhattan pretty dinner Manhattans.

(32:19):
That's it. I think that's yeahright now, that'll be for the next
couple of years. I'm all Manhattan's. You're saying class that's a classy drink
Manhattan is. Yeah, that's oldschoo ladylike right. My dad and I
ordered them when we were in Manhattan, and that's when I realized I love
Manhattan. Where we going Line oneor five to Chris down in Roady.

(32:40):
All right, Hey, Chris,how you doing today? We're doing good
today. You're ready to play thegame. I'm ready. I'm ready to
be Kenny's bitch, O my grandthat's a flat rock classic rock clash.

(33:08):
You're playing for a pair of ticketsto Jimmy Eat World at the MGM Music
Hall, Fenway. That's in August. All right, you got it?
All right, good luck to Youhave five questions in the same time,
go to Kenny. All right,Chris. So it's a feel good Friday.
So I decided to do easy classicrock questions. Okay, none of
them have choices. You should justknow woes are lamps? O boy.

(33:32):
Just listen closely and take your time. You're saying if he gets any of
them wrong, he's a moron.No, I say, Kenny, Chris.
Kenny's going to get all of themright, and he's going to get
them right before I finished the question. All right, who was there?
No, you're not, Chris.Now just take take your time, ready,
Ye who was the original singer ofACDC who died in nineteen eighty Scott

(33:55):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Ohwe had I have to hit the dump
button there. You can't you know, you can't say that. Ye were
right? Sorry about that? That'sokay. Do you have an answer?
Yeah? Okay, Vince Neil VinceNeil is the lead singer for which eighties
nineties rock band Molly Crue I'm Justa Singer in a Rock and Roll Band

(34:22):
was a seventies hit for what rockband Boston No Moody Blues? And what
band had a seventy six hit withthe song more than a Feeling from their
debut album, Oh that was yeah, right, all right? Unfortunately thinking

(34:42):
you needed all of them right right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I
don't know blues n now to feelGood Friday. You're probably gonna answer them
before I even get to the end. They're easy. In fact, that
should be a stipulation in him answeringtoday's he asked, he has to answer
before you finish the question. Okay, wow, who was the original singer

(35:07):
of a c DC? What legendaryrock band had a drummer nicknamed Bonzo?
Vince Neil is the lead singer I'mjust a Singer in a rock and roll
band was a seventies hit for what? What band had a seventy six hit

(35:28):
with the song more than a Feeling? Well he got four and I mean
chriss a bunch of softballs for Sorryabout that take that bitch called himself,
he said, he was going tobe, He said he was going to

(35:50):
be Key's bitch. You're the niceone, Chris, You're the only bitch
here is business card Kevin. Allright, all right, Chris, have
a good weekend. All right,we're gonna hang up on We'll take Take
Color ten right now for Jimmy E. World. We'll come back event.
Don't forget. We have the ticketsfor the Birthday Bash coming up as well.

(36:14):
It is next here on ze onehundred twenty seven w CLX with your
tickets one Summer Hummer, so well, we do Birthday Bash tickets right now
six one seven nine three one onehundred point seven for an a from Bridgewater
one last hour now chure term sixone seven nine three one one hundred point
seven. The Offspring, Yeah,I'll be hanging with us. We'll watch

(36:38):
the Offspring up on stage. It'sall part of our Birthday Bash. You
don't get through, by the way, we'll do it again on eleven fifty
with Carter So eleven fifty two fiftythree fifty five times here today and then
don't forget on Monday, we launchright back into the Ticket to Rock Summer
at seven fifty. Do you wantto hear what it sounds like when a

(37:01):
dude porous bleach a whole jug ofbleach on his face. Come on,
simply for likes on TikTok. Nope, Wow it worked, he got remillion
views. Just what it sounds likewhen a guy porous bleach a whole bottle
of it on his face. Sealbleach. Let's god, that's fun.

(37:37):
Now he's alive, I guess.I mean, I don't know. He
made a whole bunch of money doingI'm telling you what a world we live
in. That's like this TikTok videothat's going coming out of Washington, d
C. With kids in middle schoolholding fight clubs. Oh, I thought
you could do the one where theywere holding their breath because it isn't that
mother about to go talk to thehaven't heard the eos of YouTube because her

(38:00):
thirteen year old died. They andthey think they. I think it was
in the thousands of kids that havedied holding doing the holding their flowers.
Yeah, it was something absurd untilyou pass out kidding. Yeah, well
these kids, these are middle schoolkids, you know, like they're saying
ages ten to fourteen, Yeah,these are thirteen years Okay, so you're
saying there's a fight, there's aten year old fight club at a middle

(38:22):
school. Yeah, like and andyou know it goes beyond the school,
like they were doing in the hallways, in the bathroom, and then parents
were hosting fight club events at theirhomes. Yeah, principles like Stepping Up
issued a statement. Part of theletter quote, we cannot tell you how
to parent. Part of the lettersaid, but when your children create tiktoks

(38:43):
and Instagram pages using Lunsfurt's name,the implication is that's what happens here and
then attempt to hold these fights inour hallways and bathrooms, we will take
Actually, parents think that their kidsare going to be stars, and that's
why they're doing They don't that they'retrying to help their kids. I was
looking to see if it was boysand girls. There's nothing mentioned in the
story or the video whether girls wereinvolved. Like they're helping their kids launch

(39:05):
a social media TikTok career for youknow, for their children. It's just
too much. You know, thereare kids out there making millions of dollars.
But I know my kids watch them, but they're creative, right,
Yeah, your kids watch them anda lot of the kids that my kids
watch have parents behind them doing thethings for them, right, Like the

(39:27):
one group I don't remember. Ithink it's like the Norris Nuts. This
was years ago. The boys werewatching them and I was like, you
know, their parents are totally storyboardingthis whole thing. Yeah, Okay,
the kids are doing it. Igo, that's cool that you think so,
But it's their parents. Yeah,they're using their kids in a very
creative way because enough people believe itand they'll pay for it and make the
million. They're not watching people,but I can't say for sure. Right

(39:52):
it is fifty seven, Carlson Mackenzie, Heather Kenny nine, twenty three,
sunny clowns today, chance of brainI am ninety and then jeez, yeah,
mid fifties and scattered showers for theweekend seventy two. Right now,
we can't complain, right, jeez, we've had what ten days maybe twelve
days of gray weather something like that. So there's been a rabbit beaver attack

(40:15):
here in Massachusetts. Oh what arabbid beaver attack? Like there were eight
dead ones near the prison in Norfolk, right, can you imagine this was
in water in the water Hatfield,mass and in in Hadley Mass where's that
western u looking west in the ConnecticutRiver. So this dude was swimming in

(40:37):
the Connecticut River and he's swimming alongin all of us, and all of
a sudden, you've got yourself abeaver that's biting. Can you imagine that?
And that's got to be a sneakattack too. Have you ever seen
that? A swim like glide inthe water Springfield, north of spring You're

(40:58):
in their element, like they totallyhave the advantage the right. So I
mean, I mean, I'd ratherfight any rabbit animal on land than being
in the water. And I thatdumb beaver. Apparently this thing was latched
onto this guy's arms. You heardthe story, and then a friend ended
up beating it today. Oh yeah, its own tail. And then probably

(41:30):
Jerry Mathers is having a birthday today. The beaver from leave it to beaver.
Yeah, it's just so I wouldn'thave known that unless you explain it.
It's funny because like, I can'tremember the last time I swam in
a river or a lake now thatI think about it every year, Oh
you do, Yeah, I justdon't for some reason. It's it's screamy
to me like lakes. And Idid it as a kid. Oh my

(41:53):
god. I was always on alake or a river. Yeah, I'll
jump in the ocean, but yeah, rivers and lakes. Plus, it
isn't there a parasite that swims upyour wiener? There was something I actually
pulled that story aside just in casewe wanted to talk about it today.
It was something about how to avoidgetting that. Yeah, the brain eating

(42:13):
amiba. How to avoid the brainAretha right, swims into your Aretha?
You're Aretha. You're Aretha, FranklinArea. What's it called urethra? What
is the so it's I swear toGod. Look, I actually emailed this
time just in case you guys wantedto talk about it today. Aid.
The brain eating amba sometimes found inwarm freshwater lakes. What do you do?

(42:37):
Don't go into a warm freshwater alake. Don't put your head underwater,
use nose plugs, you wear aconda or one of those big goggles
that go over your nose. Thisis talking about going through your face.
Okay, because you've heard the onesthat swim up your we let them go
through your nose, right, Pete, you've heard of those, right?
I haven't heard the wiener one.I swim in a warm water lake for

(42:58):
ten years, and I'm I'm hereto tell you grew up that's okay in
my twenties. What southern lake wereyou? A? Wow? I think
the time was warm water? Ohyeah, but I think the oh yeah,
you lived on one one and swamin it all the time. Right
right, You're okay? Can Iget it there, Heather? But I
think it was in the south likelakes that are one your grown lax Boston's

(43:28):
Class of Rock Carlson at Kenzie,Heather Kenny and nine forty seven, son
of Clowns today, Chance of rainHyde ninety seventy two. Right now,
time to get back in the game. What do you mean the lotteries we
played in a while? I know, right, we need to do Powerball

(43:51):
and Megan millions. You're both overtwo hundred million. That's when we start
playing now, right, So westarted playing right after two Yeah. So
I'll stop on the way home andget us involved this weekend. Do you
need money? Uh say next week, I'll do it. Do it next
week that would work, and thengoing into summer vacation season, if one

(44:12):
of us is on vacation. We'restill included in the winning because there was
just a guy just suited us coworkers. No, I'm wondering if we
should write down a set of rules, if I should give you the numbers
that I play for the group.Kenny step up? Have it? No?
Okay, so he has I'll takeit. Kenny, you'll buy this
weekend? Yeah, you buy this? Oh that'll be I need ten here,

(44:37):
I'll give you a ten back.Okay, very good. Kenny's loaded.
I swear to this. Cash isleft over from like two weekends ago.
Look at you. That's what mycash is from it. Yeah,
I keep it just in case there'san emergency. In the emergence. He's
usually paying Pete. There we go. I just I just paid a twenty

(44:57):
one thousand dollars credit card bill?Are you kidding? Because I put all
the material on my new deck onmy to get the points, and then
I forgot about it. You know. Wow? Then I got my credit
card bill and it was twenty onethousand. How rich you are? I
need that money? You just paidit off? People be like, I'll
do that in install. I'll needthat money, is what I'm saying.
I mean, please you know minda nice cover. You already admitted you

(45:23):
were able to pay off a twentyone thing up. Okay, well we
know your secret to saving money,Kevin. You reuse those tea bags.
You're right, that's this one here, I'll use that Monday. I'll put
it out on my desk and drydesk. Right all right. I just

(45:47):
reminder Monday eight am we'll have detailson our second annual ZLX cornhole tournament that
will be on Monday at eight am. Have a great weekend, Carter Allen
show, is that ar ar notso loud? Let me hear you.
Carlson, Mackenzie and Heather returned Mondaymorning. By thirty to ten weekend dare

(46:07):
Weeken one hundred point seven e clx
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