June 5, 2023 • 46 mins
Great White Alerts, The Sox/Bad News Bears Moment And Cocaine Hot Dogs
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I think I think that's the wrongmusic. There you go, Carlson,
Mackenzie and Heather in the morning.I needed a stop what you're doing and
lifting. I'm a little showed oncash, but if you don't mind just
appetizing, I'd love to take herethe sometime. Carlson, Mackenzie and Heather.
We'd like to thank you personally,all of us for the meaning you've
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given all flies. Kevin Curls.I always thought that everyone had a little
bit of good in them, butI don't see it with you. Mackenzie.
He didn't want to tell you youwere a laul. I doubled up
on the man. So I'm readyfor all your jokes. Carlson, Mackenzie
and Heather in the morning. Youreyes are kind of blazing over. No,
I'm just I'm processing though. Wellthat concludes on one hundred point seventy.
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I don't really know what that was. Shockingly amazing, don't you see
LX. When the gates opened up, I thought I was that Willie Walker
shopped the factory. Yeah, soI walk to on Monday. It is
the fifth day of June twenty twentythree. It's your friends on the radio.
Hi, my name is Kevin Carlson. I love casinos, I love
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balls. I even love rooms.It's a match made in heaven. Yea,
it is Hi they are and PeteMcKenzie. I pie sitting down,
you're pieciting down? Yeah? Haveyou ever tried it? No, it's
more comfortable when you get up duringthe night. You don't have to turn
the light on and wake up,and you get to read. What are
you reading? I'm reading a lotof stuff. What stuff? If I
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pat twenty times during a day andget through all the whole New York Times
for God's sake, twenty times?Yeah, hey, buddy, when you're
peeing all over your shoe, I'mlearning something. I'm a holder. I
don't know. I be like fourtimes a day. Maybe. Oh it's
not healthy, Yeah it isn't.No, No, I shouldn't be holding
that. Really release the hounds.What could happen? Too much? They
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said, like if you pee waytoo often? They do say you should
sit when you pee. I justsaw that last week. They Yeah,
Yeah, it's good way to go. I've been doing it for years.
My whole family does it. Myhusband taught the boys, so I grew
up. Yeah. Heather Ford goodmorning to you. What's up. When
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you get downtime and it's for you, what do you choose to do with
that time. I don't have alot of downtime, but when I have
downtime, I just need to turnmy brain off. I'm a big fan
of a hot bath. Thank you. Yes, Kenny Young, our executive
producer. Hi, Kenny, HappyMonday. He's just the new mother CEO.
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You're thinking, Kenny Wild, wouldyou want to be the CEO of
business when you can easily just beout living the life of a functioning derelict.
Yeah, functioning derelict. Everybody breakout their winter coats over the weekend,
wasn't that lovely? Yeah? Turnto heat on your pants on?
Kidding? Yeah, I did turnthe heat on yesterday morning. Moved fifth.
That's crazy. Six one seven nineseven our number five thirty club members
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back in with us. If youhave a text lined up, easy LX
your message, you can send thatto seven O four seven. Oh and
Kenny's always checking the talk back featurein the iHeart radio app. I want
to leave us a voice message,you can do so. I'll get you
on the radio. Five thirty twofifty one degrees in that first ring doorbell
went off at five o five am. Well, I'm sitting up my cubicle.
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Whatever I order inc from my printerfrom Amazon, I get it like
a few hours later, like rightbefore I went to bed. I ordered
it. I don't need it,don't Well it's just hours later. You
know what's happening, right? Theythink they think I'm in a rush to
happen now for some orders. Sohave you ever had things delivered but just
by car? I haven't really Amazon. So some things get delivered to my
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house in an Amazon truck, someof them in a small van, some
in cars. And the stuff thatcomes the day I order it usually shows
up in a car. So there. I don't know if they're contract workers.
I don't know how it works,but they show up and while they're
there, the orders are coming in. If it's their air, they take
it all and then they deliver itright then. But I'm almost want to
say, hey, WHOA, Idon't. I'm good, you don't need
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to rush out. You don't knowwhat items are like that. But I'm
also assuming that people that order inkit's because they're out of ink, you
know. I just I like tostay ahead of it a little bit.
I don't need it till maybe toomuch in there in the different warehouses,
and all of them is supposed to. Just some items that are in certain
warehouses that take a little longer.You're still using mail trucks on Saturday time
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Sundays sometimes. Yeah, they havean agreement with the I guess the government.
That's why my sister in law retired. She was tired of delivering Amazon
packages. Yeah, we saw usmail trucks out yesterday, right, Yeah,
well they rent them on the weekends, right on Sundays and not satin
like. You know, my sisterall used to deliver Amazon all the time,
pistcause she'd have to drag fifty poundbags of dog food up to doorsteps.
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Yeah, she's sixty years old,so anyway, Oh, we have
to do our Yes. The colorof Sherry Spear her sun dress today,
Oh boy, I know red's wearing. Nobody was sitting down red today.
I had yellow, you had yellow, pete, you had purple. I
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had blue. So carry's over.What are we up to now? Twelve
bucks four days? Right? Threeis twelve We started last Tuesday, Tuesday,
Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, nowMonday. That's five days, five
days, a buck ahead, andit's fifteen bucks. All right, So
Kenny, you went first on Friday, Pete, it is now your turn
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to guess the color of Sherry Spearsdresses should be tomorrow? Am I allowed
to say multiple colored dress? No? No? No? So if she
has a multiple me? So ifshe's saying multiple color, if she wears
a multiple colored dress, we allautomatically lose. If she has multiple yeah,
like she had the blue read withthe crazy get up last week.
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Okay, so multiples out. I'mgonna go white. Okay, I write
you down here for white. No, it's gonna be mine. I am.
This is why I've read your mind, Kenny. I bet Kenny has
said yellow over and over again,which tells me that she probably wears yellow
quite a bit. I'm going tointercept your yellow, and I'm gonna say
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yellow. What's your pick? Let'sgo purple. Can't moves to a pizza
pick on Friday? Alright? Alright? White, yellow and purple? All
right? Okay, once again,Sherry Spears every day. If you were
Sherry Spears, Heather, what wouldyou pick tomorrow? What would you wear
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tomorrow? Some things that none ofus would benefit from, which is what
I am wearing. Right, IfI were her, I dressed like me.
When you look at her patterns,so she got she's worn lavender blue.
She had the blue and red topwith the green skirt. She has
red on today. So my girlon the Channel seven's wearing the red today
too. She's not part of this. So I understand, all right,
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Henna, what's a big story heretoday? I mean, what do you
want to talk about? Because whenI searched this morning, yeah, I
mean, I sent you stories,right, But when I searched the story,
any story on websites, we havethat that accused serial rapist. We
have that man that killed his likegirlfriend slash wife in Hampshire. Yeah,
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and then the five year old survivedwith a shot through. Then he was
found with his throat slash that he'sself inflicted by the riverbank. Do right,
right, I don't know that's serialrapist man? What happened there?
You guys, a good looking guyken such mental problems? I guess right,
Well, it's a power issue,you know. That's why we talked
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about control. You know what Imean. I mean, well, you
see a good looking guy and you'rethinking, oh, my god, he
can get as much tail as heas he wants. But yeah, it's
not about that, you know.Anyway, got a sixty one year old
man that was stabbed multiple times neara liquor store in Abington. You got
a Summerville school that was shut downfor the rest of the year because while
kids weren't there, but it happened, concrete was falling inside no. Two
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weeks to two and a half weeks, depending on the school. Like my
kids, William's got a solid two, Bobby's got two and a half.
So I mean I don't. Andso then what was I left with?
I was left with fighter jets interceptinga plane that eventually crashed that was heading
towards the White House. I havepot dispensaries closing in Massachusetts, which seems
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absurd. Well, we were talkingabout that. There's we have so many,
there's a surplus. I mean,everybody thought, what a great business
opportunity, you know. So yeah, and then Sam Cassell, I mean,
who doesn't look as strange as anon basketball player as he looked as
a player, is it just me? Yes? Like as a player,
didn't we call him names and stuff? Didn't he look like a little bit
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Anien. Yeah, did you seeMatt Castle saying my cousin is going to
be that's adorable. Is he stillaround here just making jokes or does he
make jokes from other parts of thecountry about services from time to time here
when up on Yeah, I don'tknow. So that seemed like a really
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smart move because he seems like heknows what he's doing, and he always
seemed really like not mean, butlike a man of business. He didn't
play here very long, No,but they won when he was here.
Yeah. I about the Heat winningYEA two thousand and eight beat the Nuggets
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last very points, right, didthen? And and I don't remember it
was it Simmons? Is there aplayer named Simmons on their team? Uh?
Someone that sounds like that heat forthe Heat? Yeah. His comment
was, and it might not behim. His comment was, we're oddly
comfortable in close games, like likethey don't stress out, and I get
that IMPRESSI if watching them playoffs.I about watching that the big guy from
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Denver Nicola Jo big Guy. It'sreally the first time I watched him.
He's a he's a two time MVP. Yeah, and when you watch him,
you're thinking, show me man,it looks like a lineman. It's
like weird to see him in abasketball It's like Gronk. It's like Gronk
with a basketball uniform. Do youthink he gets the MVP just because they're
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so impressed someone his size does well. It's like he stumbles into scoring.
It's weird. I remember the closinggame Denver played La right, and it
was the closing game, the eliminationgame, and he was jacking threes and
I'm like, this is so weirdthat just down there, like you know,
like he's in his driveway exactly playingwith the pickup game. Vegas beating
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the Panthers over the weekend. Yeah, oh really, what's that at?
Just going on for way? Hockeygoes on for way too long. I
know it's cold in June, butit's not ice cold. ZLX weather mostly
cloudy with drizzle and passing showers.A high around sixty, sun and clouds
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with a thunderstorm in spots. Tomorrowhighs in the seventies, fifty one degrees
in Boston. I'm Heather ford Onone hundred point seven right here in Boston,
one hundred points seven BLEX. It'sthe five thirty Club five forty five.
My name is Kevin Pete. HeatherKenny here mostly cloudy today, had
a few showers around, highs aroundsixty maybe some sun that happens, It'll
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be here and there fifty one rightnow. If you're looking for something to
talk about this morning, Heather,as far as news worthy, Oh are
you giving me? Should I takemy pen out? Yeah? Start writing
things down. Taylor Swift accidentally swalloweda bug. No like a three three
and a half hour show. SoI'm sure she swallows a bunch of bugs.
It's the whole coughing fit you hadin the middle of her show.
So Taylor Swift swipe over the weekendin Chicago. Yeah, it'll dry out
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that little spot in the throat wherelands. Yea, I swallowed one.
I always I'm constantly swallowing bug,especially when I'm mowing the grass. You
know, I spoke swallowed one lastweek. As a matter of fact,
I just move on, swallow it, take it down, try and breathing
through your nose more. Well,that's what my dentist. What did my
dentists say? Um? Well,the no, the hygianis said, you
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breathe, you breathe your mouth,your mouth breathe. That's what she said.
Right now, I'm trying. Thatwas a big bit on Seinfeld,
trying to use them, trying touse my nose. You know, my
nose a decent size. It soundlike it's wide opening here. Huh.
So my mother used to call mebig nose? Are you kidding? Yeah,
no, I'm not. Yeah,went on as a child, as
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an adult, all the way through. Uh oh no, as an adult
she stopped. Oh yeah, butyeah, my brother called me sweat.
Why my brother called me white elephant? Wow, that's brothers. You know.
My brother and sister called me heaterbecause they couldn't say heather at first.
That was the worst, right,sweat and big milk eater? You
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grow right, Okay, we werehar you are we were white elephants.
That's right. No one insulted us. But my mom is nuts. You
do have that? And then itwas on the cake cake sharks d do
do K cut? Sharks do dodo K cut? Sharks do? The
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first great white a person we're talkingabout. It's the first great white shark
alert of the summer. Happened onFriday. I don't know, I can
look it up here, but Iknow that my daughter was swimming in Connecticut
on Friday and she was the onlyone in the elecetions. She said she
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swimming around, frolicking in the oceans, and the water felt good, so
I would seem seeming blow early.My friend sins coming up a week and
a half from now, and thenI'm taking her to the keep for a
couple of days. Oh so Iwill not be in the water. I
will be fully dressed, of course, but Sin, we'll be wearing a
bikini and she'll happen the water.So I'm gonna have to take her to
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non great white shark beaches. Ifyou could give me the name of that
beach later, that would be aquarter of a mile off North Beach Island.
Chatam right, we're according to sharktivity. You have the sharktivity.
Get rid of it because it showedme the same three you're here, same
stupid sharks. I got tired.I deleted it. Yeah, it's so
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boring, same ones, over andover again, same three names. It's
like all rights are the only onesthey've tagged. It's all right, So
look ticket to rock Summer. Ohgot melancamp tickets coming up at seven fifty.
Ticket to Rock Summer starts at sevenfifty here on ZLX CLX Boston's Classic
Rock. Carlson Mackenzie, heather Kinny, I wait on a six o one,
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mostly cloudy today, A few showersaround, hives around sixty fifty one.
Right now, boy, you neverwant to see this headline. Red
Sox up little league home run againstthe Ray? Is that one that happens
inside a park? That's the mistakes? Is that a mistaken a little bit?
Yeah, sixth inning, Well,I made it to third. Wasn't
an in park situation as far asbut he pushed a lot of runners in
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answership. Runner takes off and thatball is gonna be chopped through the open
right side. Mark Goal's gonna goto third. They're gonna wave him around.
The throw comes back. Actually,let's do this three set it hang
on his second, all right,now we can feels better. Runner takes
off and that ball is gonna bechopped through the open right side. Mark's
gonna go to third. They're gonnawave him around. The throw comes back
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to the infield. The runner hasscored. Now the throw back into his
second base goes into center field andthat's gonna get das an opportunity and he
loves circle of bass and scorers standingup, the Raves pick up two runs,
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and your Red Sox are back inlast play, just like that.
It's just like that, boy.Yeah. They asked Alex Cora after the
game about the Socks defense team.I said, board does he sounded part.
I'm the manager of this team,and you know, defensively we're not
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good. We're not you know,and uh and we could work in.
We're gonna show up early and wecould talk into place and we're gonna coast
the players until we get it right. One. I don't know, boy,
I'm about today depression, extensive misery. If you weren't for bad,
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look, I have no luck atone more chance, four o'clock, four
o'clock game, this afternoon four gameseries. You see the here the audio
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of Joe Castiglione when he was hewas there's a raise, have an outfielder
named Jose Siri. Oh no,did he keep turning on his Yeah,
so when he had mentioned Sirian,then that of course that did turn his
phone on. Was still only oneout for Jose Siri. Four men who
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reached base to have scored. Waita minute, did you hear that?
I don't know where that came from. Can't you believe? Can you believe
he's young enough to have the phone? That was serious? Was serious?
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Serious phone? Oh they'll laugh.He's pissing his pen series at the plate.
It's not asking you, Siri,Siri, that's serious. Let's do
so much fun on the booth.You know so bad about that? Didn't
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Tom Cruise and Kennie Home? Didn'tthey name their daughters SII? Oh yeah,
it was that before that kid.Remember right right, do you see
the video of Aaron Judge catching theflyball? He's catching the flyball and you
know, he's six foot seven,three hundred pounds, and he goes and
he catches the ball, but hegoes he goes right through the wall like
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it was like like a Herman muchThat's awesome. Who still has a wall
like that? I don't know itwas. He couldn't have been a Yankee.
I think it was. Were theyplaying Angels over the weekend, they're
playing the Dodge all the Dodgers answering. So remember Herman Munster tried out for
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the Dodgers. He did make theshow show. Yeah, this morning.
Oh yeah, a couple of thingsgoing on this morning. At an AM,
we're going to give you all thedetails on our second annual ZIA like
Cornhole Classic and I See. Tomorrowat an AM, we're going to announce
the lineup for the twenty twenty threeI Heart Music Radio Festival because everybody wants
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to know who's going to be atthat festival. Jonas Brothers and Post Malone,
I'm sure we'll be there, andthat Gomez lady, you're dripping sarcasm,
yes that Yeah, you got hisname right, Sure he'll be there.
Ye about Sile the weekend might bethere a pit bowl. He's changing
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his name. Ah, Heather,what's coming up here? There's a life
changing announcement happening today and I'm notkidding, a life changing announcement all right
on the edge of our seats onAre you don't do that? You fall
stand by from the Planet Fitness wc ALEX Studio Horizons Final Now Now,
thanks for making us part of yourmorning lines with Heather. People are idiots?
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Great story than one seven w CLXboss. Are you ready for the
big technological announcement that's coming later thisafternoon? And it's twenty twenty three.
Did you know that what's happening?That's not the future anymore? Apple?
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You know, Apple, I meanhas their big announcement. They're like thing
that they introduced. Yeah, theysaid, this is going to be the
biggest one since twenty fourteen, whichwas when they introduced this the Apple Watch.
Because everything the last few years havebeen pretty disappointed. Well, then
that's what they're and that's what they'resaying. This is a this is a
big deal. This is a bigdeal. They're they're introducing their new VR
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AAR headset at the big show VRAR. So yeah, so virtual reality,
augmented reality, so augmented reality hasno idea what that was. You know
what VR was virtual reality? Mykids at the VR headsets, you played
the video games, the goggles onwhat giant it's my kids have her.
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It's they're like the original ones.They were actually hooked up, you plugged
them in. They weren't even nowright now you can buy those for about
fifty bucks, right or you canbuy the different kinds of those. Yeah,
I mean I put them on oncea dinosaur came around a corner.
I threw them in the air andI said, you keep that garbage of
a grown heads adult scared. Iwas in my house, okay, I
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was on a roller coaster for awhile, on one of those things.
You just sit there you feel likeyou're falling. Like I had to close
the doors to the room the kidswere in for fear they would run away
from what was chasing them and rundown the stairs and not know it right
so because they were younger when theygot it. So, but these are
going to be the size of likeski goggles. They're not going to be
as big as those, not asobnoxious, and they're gonna be able to
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go back and forth between VR anda R and the ayards Like think about
it's like what you have in yourphone when you're able to, you know,
use the next yeah or but butyes, but able to like modify
things while using your actual surroundings.So do you know what I'm talking about?
Like you'll be able to look ata map of what you're trying to
do. I can't imagine, Well, there's three thousand you're saying that we're
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seeing the future this afternoon. Yea, yeah, but it's twenty twenty three.
They're three thousand dollars. There'll bethree. Oh, I'm out for
that reason. Yeah, but yetagain, you've paid a thousand dollars for
a phone that you've done over timethat never I never got to fit,
I never got an app. It'slike bucks. But yeah, I know
what I'm saying. I don't getthat. So why would I get the
heads? Well, I mean Ijust phone. I need a phone.
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Well, I understand all these things, but it's not I don't even think
it's going to be a question Christmasmaybe, but adults. I think twenties
and thirty year olds. I thinkeverybody's going to be wearing them. I've
seen you never remember Google had thoseglasses and everybody's like, I don't want
to wear those, you know.But they were kind of ahead of their
time in the sense that we'll allbe walking around with these goggles or some
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sort of them eventually. Yeah,that's how. That's just how your glasses
really never took off. They didn't. Yeah no, but they also weren't
VR and AAR. They were justAAR. So imagine being behind the wheel
and you've got those on. Imean, I'm when I say, like,
you're driving down you know, they'llhave to have laws about that.
Rules about it that it has tobe on AAR. It can't be on
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VR resist as long as pot ButI mean that's how hopefully we won't have
to do this. But that's howmeetings. Meetings will be like virtual reality
meetings. Your avatar will show upand you'll do all your talking. What
put those on? And right?You could do all sorts of things horn
to a whole other level at oneat one pm today, that's when the
announcement will happen. So I'm youknow, jobs had big shows and Tim
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Cook does like sort of lame shows. Right, You've always had some big
items, so right, right,I don't know watching what are you doing?
Right? Like that? You andyou're two good porn music, z
lex Weather. It's not even sexymusic that's music. It's this is making
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love music. No one makes lovewhile watching porn, honest, I do
my life and I never did.But I know couples, couples do you
do? No, I'm saying it'snot making love, it's just that's right.
I mean you guys watch it yourself, yeah, z lex Weather.
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Mostly cloudy with drizzle and passing showers, a high round sixties, sunny,
clouds in a thunderstorm and spots tomorrow, highs in the seventies. How does
this music make this sound like moreesin Boston. I'm Heather ford on one
hundred point seven w ZLS, AlexCarlson McKenzie, Heather Kenny six twenty six.
Mostly cloudy today and a few showersaround, highs around sixty and that's
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it. So that's kind of awishywash washy week that we're having weatherwise this
week. Fifty one right now.It's a nice little couple in the UK,
Declin and Stephanie. They're both twentytwo years old. Step they have
a two year old daughter named Willow, and at the end of last year
they decided that his father, whoneeded a place to stay for whatever reason
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was my age probably forty four,oh even younger, yeah, would move
in with them. So he does. He moves in and Declan's at work,
and Declin decides to check the babymonitor okay, because they have a
two year old right and from work, he can do that right on his
phone. Yeah right, Yeah,that's how my brother's work. He just
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happens to see his wife sleep intothe bedroom where the baby is and the
father's in bed babies or the twoyear olds in a crib or whatever.
The father sleeps in the same roomas the baby. He might have been
napping when it was in the middleof the day, and she climbs into
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bedroom. All right, So nowyou got the forty four year old dad
and the twenty two year old wifeand this kid. Declan's pissed. So
he confronts them and they say theywere just watching the Simpsons on TV.
Is that what they're calling sex thesedays in the UK? And then they
looked at the footage and they werein a romp. They were having they
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were having a romp. Now,Stephanie says, he looks of the husband
was able to watch them, yeah, and Stephanie says, nothing happened,
we were just watching the Simpsons.Now, after after Declin moved out two
weeks later, then I started havinga relationship with your dad and she's now
pregnant with twins. If your grandma'snot your mother, but your dad is
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your brother, your brother still yourbrother, buddy's also your nephew. Your
grandpa is your father, what adirty old conjure. And your sister you
can call her, but she isyour cousin too. It wasn't. So
the two year old will call himgrandpa, but the babies will eventually call
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him dad. That's right. AndDeclan's disappeared. Yeah, I mean you
seem to take the two year old. I don't think so. You see
the couple getting it on. Isthat how they watched the Simpsons? With
Simpsons is how you say to theUK that you did. She's not even
facing She's not even facing the TVlike I Simpsons yesterday, over and over
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again. That it is Carlson Mackenzie, Heather Kenny six thirty eight, mostly
clottic today, a few showers aroundeyes around sixty. It's reminder. Tickets
A Rock Summer kicks off at sevenfifty here this morning with John Melancamp.
Tickets over at the back center WayingTheater. So make sure when you go
to the show, though, rememberremember what happened a couple of weeks ago.
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John Mellancamp told the crowd in Clevelandto shut the f up? Did
not him because it was in atheater. Yeah, so don't cause a
rucus. You win tickets. Thisis a theater show. People shn't behave
what you can't play for them.You could do as you please behave like
you would in a theater. Okay, sentn't listen to us political speeches.
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He want to get scolded. Ye, he'll play the hits, but no
hooping in hollerin all right, It'sis serious, John Mellencamp Church. You
can every once in a while youcan stand up, but once again,
no rucas. Don't bring it andquietly clap while you're standing. That's correct,
That's right. So that's its fiftythis morning with a way to sell
it. Yeah, that's good.And all I'm saying is if you win
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the tickets and you didn't spend themoney, you can get kicked out.
If you'd like to stand up andhooge, you'll have fun. I'll just
send it to melon Camp he'd loveit. Right, that's this morning.
You know where we can score somecocaine? I know Sonic? Yeah what
cocaine is not considered a condiment atSonic About that story over the weekend,
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the woman that got the cocaine.Police say, when a woman just bitten
to her hot dog, she wasalso biting down on a bag full of
cocaine. Isn't that great fun?I can kill you? Correct? She
got it? At this sonic atEspanola on South Riverside, took a bite
and realized she'd bitten down on asmall plastic bag filled with the white powder.
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Point you'd be the judge too,that's what could do that if you
want to, because you know she'sgot to turn around a final lowsuit.
Even though she bit into it,she didn't actually it didn't bust. She's
just been into the bag of cocaine. Police claim testing confirmed it is a
gram of cocaine, and their reportofficers say Gonzalez spit out the bag,
but didn't say whether she ingested anyof the drug where it has already spread
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around town. But this sonic isstill open and many people got food while
we were here. I think that'spretty scary. First of all, you
know, we come here to getfood, and i'm cocaine and our families
and if you get it all itssong that it could be pretty bad or
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deadly, kind of crazy. Imean, cocaine and a hot dog.
I mean, you know this guy'sgot to say it, but he's in
loving the fact you can get cocainehere. You're crazy doesn't sound right,
but I mean, but I'll pretendlike I'm shocked by it. All you've
got an ice cream. I hopewe're good. Police say the cook is
responsible. They charged David Salazar withcocaine pass into this because the bottom of
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it. So then when they lookedat the video, well wait, take
a listen when you hear the felony. Police say they watched surveillance video from
inside the Sonic and claim after makingGonzelle's his food, Salazar looks like he's
frantically searching for something he lost.He's panicky, he's patting himself. Dougles,
where's that? How do you accidentallyput a bag of cocaine? And
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officers say he admitted to them thatit was his cocaine. He says he
bought it from someone in the Sonicparking lot. All right, so she's
going to follow how do you losea bag of cocaine? Can take it
out? You're using a little bitand then you think you put it back
in your shirt? Yeah, actuallydropped it in the food. Are you
doing this? You don't moving Yourhands are constantly moving around. A On
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the other hand, wouldn't be greatto deal that way. You know you're
a sandwich maker, right, youjust delivered your coke product in the sandwich
bag. You got to get yourorders right, certain kind of sandwich something
no one else. She was alsobiting down on a bag full of cocaine.
The number four a Sonic. Ohno, like that movie with Patrick
Dempsey where you have to order yourpizza with extra anchovies and it's the key.
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Yeah right, she will file alawsuit. There's no question that will
happen to Heather Fort. Are yougiving this woman now? She just bit
into a bag of cocaine That cocainedid not the bag didn't box. I'm
not giving her. But as asfor Sonic, maybe they give her a
year's worth of burgers. All right, you're saying a year's worth a burger
bag of burgers, and Pete,what are you saying? Money wise?
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I hate to see Sonics suffer fromone of their cooks making a mistake.
So I'm not gonna award her anything. Really, I'm giving her ten thousand
dollars and get some gift cards aswell. So ten thousand dollars and some
gift cards thrown in, some giftcards cards, buy one, get one
gift Okay, Oh god, thatwe solved it. No, that's what
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we do here. He was alreadysolved by the police. All right.
It is six forty three days.She lacks Boston's class across Carlson mackenzie and
Heather Kenny. Sarah's ringing an articleover the weekend about the bon Jovis,
the family, the four kids.I didn't realize it his daughter at o'deede
back when she was a freshman incollege. I didn't know that. Yeah,
(33:14):
it was on heroindin. She's inher upper twenty something like that.
But yeah, she's fully recovered.Yeah she went, Yeah, I was
crazy, I had I don't.I don't ever remember talking about that.
Do you know we didn't. Yeah, glad she was able to get your
everybody talking about Yeah, you ain'tbringing it up. Six fifty four,
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mostly cloudy today, a few showersaround, highs around sixty fifty one.
Right now, when I see thesefour lists of you know, high profit
teams around the world, really becausethere's a lot of football teams on the
list. Yes, right, ButI always think to myself, you know,
if you're making that much money,who cares about a luxury tax?
(33:57):
Wouldn't I mean, isn't at allabout championships. I've always said that you're
a billionaire, so what it meansnothing, So go buy your champion like
the Yankees did it for many years, right, and they would pay the
luxury tax fine and then they havecontenders, So why not, right,
I mean that's what you're there todo. All that increases your brand,
right, they're all billionaires. Yeah, so this list comes out right,
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and the Cowboys made all the headlines. I mean, this is a team
that's, you know, their playoffcontenders year after year always they're sniffing the
playoffs at least, but Peter,but they haven't done anything nothing as far
as the championship goes in years.Right, So they're tops of the list.
Now where do you think the Patriotshire in the top? I would
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say top five for oh, inall this in all the sports around the
world, soccer, all right,yeah, top top five? They are
number two. Number two was sixhundred and twenty three million dollars made over
the last three years. Now,if you're Bob Craft and you're that age
and all you want to do iswin championships, and that's what you've built
(35:05):
this franchise on since you bought theteam backs yeah, pay the tax and
beat the roster up. What isthe eighty three? You gotta find the
right players. I mean the Cowboysare you know, so what the Cowboys
movies are another team? Yeah?So what if they What did the Cowboys
make that their profit margin over thelast three years is twice the Patriots one
(35:29):
point two billion dollars? Cowboys fanbases worldwide, right, but the craft
is eighty two? If the Patriotsare gaining? Do you think about the
Patriots? You know what I mean? I mean the fan base there is
incredible. So I don't know ifyou're an own NFL owner, I would
think money is no object. Iwant to feel the best players, the
best team you're in and year out. If I'm breaking in that kind of
(35:51):
dope. So like when you seethe Crafts donate one hundred thousand dollars to
this or that charity, it's likeus given ten bucks, you know what
I mean. I mean, they'renot financing that big obnoxious whitehouse at Gilette.
That's cash, baby, That's allrelative. You're right, guys.
Those donations are all relative to theirwheat money. What's that you have the
top five? Yeah, so thatbelieve it or not. The New York
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Knicks, who haven't done much either, are number four on the list at
four hundred and four million. Wow, Heather, Tottenham Hotspur, Yeah,
they're soccer team. They're number three, third most profitable sports organization in the
world for them. I mean,I've heard of Manchester United who are on
(36:35):
the list too. I never heardof Tottenham Hotspur. I don't haven't heard
you mentioned any major League Baseball team, So there at any major League Baseball
team Dodgers would they be on makingany money? Yankees and the Yankees Dodgers
are not on there. The reasonthey say is because they're as good as
the TV deals are for Yankees,Dodgers, Red Sox. You know,
the major market teams not good enough. Not good enough to land him in
(36:59):
the top ten of high as profitteams over three year period. Not crazy.
Any shockers in the top ten thatwould you would go well next to
me were a huge shot. Sho. You know the Warriors are in there.
I could see that. The NewYork Giants brand alone. Okay,
Number eleven is the Los Angeles Rams. That's kind of a surprise as much
(37:20):
as they've moved. Yeah yeah,well right, right, right, but
yeah, I bought a Patriots.Man. It's no. I mean,
they just do everything. Crafts justdo everything to build a championship winning team
in the last time. I mean, I'll get there this year, Heather,
Oh won't. That's right. Sixtyeight one game over five hundred,
one hundred point seven from the PlanetFitness w Selex Studios, Risons Now now,
(37:45):
thanks for making us part of yourmorning headlines with Heather. People are
idiot. Great story on one hundredpoint seven w Lex bonded forded quite a
weekend of fixing things. So ourdryer broke, and so he replaced all
the circuitry behind it and some sortof a heating thing in there, and
you know, just pulled it outand fixed the dryer. It's twelve years
(38:07):
old, but I mean, manlystuff. I don't know how long those
things last. And then we hadoff. We have a toilet that was
like kind of running too long,so he changed all the innards on that,
and then we we were waiting awhile to do all these things at
once, apparently, and we hada sink downstairs where only cold water would
(38:27):
work, so he had to hebought a new faucet, and he put
it in, and weirdly, thatwas the one that took the longest,
the faucet in the downstairs bathroom.Now, the people that owned our house
before us, it was kind ofweird in the sense that when they left,
they took kitchen cabinets, they tookbathroom mirrors, they ripped their refrigerator
out when we said we didn't wantto buy it, and they left leaky
(38:51):
water all over the kitchen, likewhere the thing connects to put water through
your fridge. There's a lot ofweird stuff, but they were in a
rush and whatever, it's over well. And I hadn't really been thinking about
them a lot until uh Ford comesout of the bathroom after being in there
for way too long working on changinga faucet because he's done this before,
(39:12):
right, And he's working on thebottom part, and he comes out and
he holds something up to me andhe goes, what is this? I
just I just found it in thein the sink, you know, in
the pira. Yeah, did hesay is this one of the boys?
No, he didn't, And he'sholding it. What do you think he
was holding? Tap? Yes,Oh, someone a kitchen sink. Someone
(39:37):
shoved a tampon and it was Imean, we've been there for eleven years,
so it's been there, and it'snot a bathroom where you I mean,
it's a second it's just a toiletand a sink, you know what
I mean. So it's not usedas much, but it's used. If
it just felt like it was somebodyfumbled with it and I went down into
the par I'm thinking either it wassabotage, deliberately trying to clog it,
(39:59):
or you know, maybe the therewas a girl who lived there and she
was young, maybe she had afriend over and they didn't know what to
do with it. Maybe I justthought to myself of all the things you
could find in the sink, andhe had no idea, Like he's totally
like, because your brain doesn't thinkthere's a tampon in the sink. Yeah
right, it was a slow drainingsink. But we weren't doing a lot
(40:25):
with that. You're just washing yourhands, yeah, you know what I
mean. So it's not like whenwe just just recently, when we remodeled
my daughter's bathroom, we took offher bathroom mirror and it covered a huge
hole in the wall, which what'swell, it was where they had the
in wall medicine chest. Oh,so they instead of covering that, they
just get a big Oh yeah,we found a roll of paper towels and
(40:46):
a bunch of sponges in there.Yeah. Wow, all sorts of things
happening, could hit all kinds ofstuff in there. It just wasn't what.
It was so out of the ordinaryfor it had no idea what to
do with that, because he,I mean, he knows it's not me.
I'm not doing that. I don'tI hate those things. You always
had a half of doing that.That's funny you said it. Because when
(41:07):
we lived in Hull, there wasthose grinds yea that there was a grinder
that grinded things up here all thebasement one where you flush it, and
we needed to have that redone orlike whatever. And there were a bunch
of old guys who had come tolike look at it and discuss. And
they're all talking to themselves quietly inmy driveway and they come over and they
(41:27):
said to John, You're just gonnahave to tell your wife you can't flush
your tampons anymore. And I'm like, I don't use them, so it's
not me. So get your grossideas that that's the lady before shut your
faces. They probably say that atevery house. Oh I know. I'm
(41:50):
like, I don't know, doesa tampon look like a cup? Because
that's what I've been using for you, seific. I don't use diaph is
it now of all the porn talkyou do? Yeah, it's actually not.
It's just normal stuff. I wouldagree though, that women are harder
on drainage than hair. Hair becauseof the hair. Yeah, hair in
(42:12):
a conditioner. That's why we havethe hair catcher on the yeah, yeah,
to stop that. Although I don'thave a lot of hair, so
you know, this is very thin. Doesn't really get into two too much.
Um. Did you see that fighterjet story over the weekend? Yeah,
where there was a plane and itwas heading towards one direction and then
it right around Long Island, NewYork, It did a U turn and
(42:32):
it was flying towards DC, andthey scrambled a bunch of fighter jets to
go intercept it, and it eventuallyit just, I don't know, crashed.
It just well it just looks likeit's one of those pain store kind
of situations where everybody is it wherethey failed to pressure eye. Is that
what it is, Pete, ifyou remember that? Yeah, because this
thing was what it was like fortythousand feet, wasn't it. Yeah,
(42:53):
I'm looking for right now. Soeverybody was either passed out or debt at
the time. Yeah. Well,Florida businessman and prominent political donor identified himself
as the owner of the plane andsaid that his family was on it.
Yeah. I read that whole storylike he's a big card dealership guy down
there. But it really it's it'syour curse by wealth when you think about
it, because you have these privateplanes. Yeah, private plane. I
(43:15):
think his daughter, his other daughterdied too. I read that she had
drowned in a scuba diving actor.Oh god, that's awful. Yeah,
that's by wealth. So when youknow the I know from a private plane,
most people would look at Kobe Bryant. Kobe Bryant would be alive today
(43:35):
if he didn't have so much money. I mean, you're not taking because
a helicopter isolated incidents. Oh butyou see, do you hear these stories
about these plane cried, these privatejets crashing. I'm not well, I'm
not getting in a little plane.Put it that way. Even kind a
private jet. I don't think sono, I don't know. I can
is I know? Um? Sowhat this? So? What this?
They scrambled these fighter jets and theywere going so fast to intercept this plane.
(44:00):
There was a sonic boom and youknow, people heard it. Our
ring notifications were going crazy with somany different options. Was it the navy
or was it a sonic boom?Or was it earthquake? I heard a
plane overhead, so I was like, maybe it was a jet and it
like crossed the sound barrier. Um, but I've heard that before, and
(44:20):
it also seemed a little that wasto speed up, right so they can
catch up to the plane. Yeah, that's right. I like, did
you see the couple, the nerdycouple that had broken up their instruments and
they were playing you mentioned it instrumentswhere they played. He was playing harmonic.
I think she was playing the guitar. Can you imagine it, like,
hey, han, let's bust out. You know they have a passionate
sexllent, Hey let's let's jam.Let's do so they're jamming. Our session
(44:55):
was interrupted by a sonic boom rightgrew up right at the edge of an
Air Force base. Runway like onthe edge of it. So when there
were air shows, I could seeit from my backyard. And also there
was an air force there, soin the late seventies, early eighties,
and at some point it stopped.I don't know if they were told,
I don't know. Was there somesort of a rule or law that you
(45:15):
couldn't make that sound anymore? Idon't know, but we used to hear
it all the time. There wouldbe sonic booms and came to the point
where you're like, whoa. Itwasn't like you're playing your harmonica and your
guitar. I feel like I feellike breaking your guitar. So you know,
(45:39):
there's a cat sitting there next tohim, all right, right,
yeah boy, yeah did zelex Weathermostly cloudy with drizzle and passing showers,
a high round sixty, son cloudsin a thunderstorm and spots tomorrow, hives
(46:00):
in the seventies, fifty one degreesin Boston. I'm heather forward on a
one hundred point seven
I think I think that's the wrongmusic. There you go, Carlson,
Mackenzie and Heather in the morning.I needed a stop what you're doing and
lifting. I'm a little showed oncash, but if you don't mind just
appetizing, I'd love to take herethe sometime. Carlson, Mackenzie and Heather.
We'd like to thank you personally,all of us for the meaning you've
(00:25):
given all flies. Kevin Curls.I always thought that everyone had a little
bit of good in them, butI don't see it with you. Mackenzie.
He didn't want to tell you youwere a laul. I doubled up
on the man. So I'm readyfor all your jokes. Carlson, Mackenzie
and Heather in the morning. Youreyes are kind of blazing over. No,
I'm just I'm processing though. Wellthat concludes on one hundred point seventy.
(00:47):
I don't really know what that was. Shockingly amazing, don't you see
LX. When the gates opened up, I thought I was that Willie Walker
shopped the factory. Yeah, soI walk to on Monday. It is
the fifth day of June twenty twentythree. It's your friends on the radio.
Hi, my name is Kevin Carlson. I love casinos, I love
(01:07):
balls. I even love rooms.It's a match made in heaven. Yea,
it is Hi they are and PeteMcKenzie. I pie sitting down,
you're pieciting down? Yeah? Haveyou ever tried it? No, it's
more comfortable when you get up duringthe night. You don't have to turn
the light on and wake up,and you get to read. What are
you reading? I'm reading a lotof stuff. What stuff? If I
(01:27):
pat twenty times during a day andget through all the whole New York Times
for God's sake, twenty times?Yeah, hey, buddy, when you're
peeing all over your shoe, I'mlearning something. I'm a holder. I
don't know. I be like fourtimes a day. Maybe. Oh it's
not healthy, Yeah it isn't.No, No, I shouldn't be holding
that. Really release the hounds.What could happen? Too much? They
(01:49):
said, like if you pee waytoo often? They do say you should
sit when you pee. I justsaw that last week. They Yeah,
Yeah, it's good way to go. I've been doing it for years.
My whole family does it. Myhusband taught the boys, so I grew
up. Yeah. Heather Ford goodmorning to you. What's up. When
(02:10):
you get downtime and it's for you, what do you choose to do with
that time. I don't have alot of downtime, but when I have
downtime, I just need to turnmy brain off. I'm a big fan
of a hot bath. Thank you. Yes, Kenny Young, our executive
producer. Hi, Kenny, HappyMonday. He's just the new mother CEO.
(02:34):
You're thinking, Kenny Wild, wouldyou want to be the CEO of
business when you can easily just beout living the life of a functioning derelict.
Yeah, functioning derelict. Everybody breakout their winter coats over the weekend,
wasn't that lovely? Yeah? Turnto heat on your pants on?
Kidding? Yeah, I did turnthe heat on yesterday morning. Moved fifth.
That's crazy. Six one seven nineseven our number five thirty club members
(03:00):
back in with us. If youhave a text lined up, easy LX
your message, you can send thatto seven O four seven. Oh and
Kenny's always checking the talk back featurein the iHeart radio app. I want
to leave us a voice message,you can do so. I'll get you
on the radio. Five thirty twofifty one degrees in that first ring doorbell
went off at five o five am. Well, I'm sitting up my cubicle.
(03:21):
Whatever I order inc from my printerfrom Amazon, I get it like
a few hours later, like rightbefore I went to bed. I ordered
it. I don't need it,don't Well it's just hours later. You
know what's happening, right? Theythink they think I'm in a rush to
happen now for some orders. Sohave you ever had things delivered but just
by car? I haven't really Amazon. So some things get delivered to my
(03:45):
house in an Amazon truck, someof them in a small van, some
in cars. And the stuff thatcomes the day I order it usually shows
up in a car. So there. I don't know if they're contract workers.
I don't know how it works,but they show up and while they're
there, the orders are coming in. If it's their air, they take
it all and then they deliver itright then. But I'm almost want to
say, hey, WHOA, Idon't. I'm good, you don't need
(04:05):
to rush out. You don't knowwhat items are like that. But I'm
also assuming that people that order inkit's because they're out of ink, you
know. I just I like tostay ahead of it a little bit.
I don't need it till maybe toomuch in there in the different warehouses,
and all of them is supposed to. Just some items that are in certain
warehouses that take a little longer.You're still using mail trucks on Saturday time
(04:28):
Sundays sometimes. Yeah, they havean agreement with the I guess the government.
That's why my sister in law retired. She was tired of delivering Amazon
packages. Yeah, we saw usmail trucks out yesterday, right, Yeah,
well they rent them on the weekends, right on Sundays and not satin
like. You know, my sisterall used to deliver Amazon all the time,
pistcause she'd have to drag fifty poundbags of dog food up to doorsteps.
(04:51):
Yeah, she's sixty years old,so anyway, Oh, we have
to do our Yes. The colorof Sherry Spear her sun dress today,
Oh boy, I know red's wearing. Nobody was sitting down red today.
I had yellow, you had yellow, pete, you had purple. I
(05:12):
had blue. So carry's over.What are we up to now? Twelve
bucks four days? Right? Threeis twelve We started last Tuesday, Tuesday,
Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, nowMonday. That's five days, five
days, a buck ahead, andit's fifteen bucks. All right, So
Kenny, you went first on Friday, Pete, it is now your turn
(05:36):
to guess the color of Sherry Spearsdresses should be tomorrow? Am I allowed
to say multiple colored dress? No? No? No? So if she
has a multiple me? So ifshe's saying multiple color, if she wears
a multiple colored dress, we allautomatically lose. If she has multiple yeah,
like she had the blue read withthe crazy get up last week.
(05:58):
Okay, so multiples out. I'mgonna go white. Okay, I write
you down here for white. No, it's gonna be mine. I am.
This is why I've read your mind, Kenny. I bet Kenny has
said yellow over and over again,which tells me that she probably wears yellow
quite a bit. I'm going tointercept your yellow, and I'm gonna say
(06:20):
yellow. What's your pick? Let'sgo purple. Can't moves to a pizza
pick on Friday? Alright? Alright? White, yellow and purple? All
right? Okay, once again,Sherry Spears every day. If you were
Sherry Spears, Heather, what wouldyou pick tomorrow? What would you wear
(06:40):
tomorrow? Some things that none ofus would benefit from, which is what
I am wearing. Right, IfI were her, I dressed like me.
When you look at her patterns,so she got she's worn lavender blue.
She had the blue and red topwith the green skirt. She has
red on today. So my girlon the Channel seven's wearing the red today
too. She's not part of this. So I understand, all right,
(07:03):
Henna, what's a big story heretoday? I mean, what do you
want to talk about? Because whenI searched this morning, yeah, I
mean, I sent you stories,right, But when I searched the story,
any story on websites, we havethat that accused serial rapist. We
have that man that killed his likegirlfriend slash wife in Hampshire. Yeah,
(07:23):
and then the five year old survivedwith a shot through. Then he was
found with his throat slash that he'sself inflicted by the riverbank. Do right,
right, I don't know that's serialrapist man? What happened there?
You guys, a good looking guyken such mental problems? I guess right,
Well, it's a power issue,you know. That's why we talked
(07:45):
about control. You know what Imean. I mean, well, you
see a good looking guy and you'rethinking, oh, my god, he
can get as much tail as heas he wants. But yeah, it's
not about that, you know.Anyway, got a sixty one year old
man that was stabbed multiple times neara liquor store in Abington. You got
a Summerville school that was shut downfor the rest of the year because while
kids weren't there, but it happened, concrete was falling inside no. Two
(08:13):
weeks to two and a half weeks, depending on the school. Like my
kids, William's got a solid two, Bobby's got two and a half.
So I mean I don't. Andso then what was I left with?
I was left with fighter jets interceptinga plane that eventually crashed that was heading
towards the White House. I havepot dispensaries closing in Massachusetts, which seems
(08:35):
absurd. Well, we were talkingabout that. There's we have so many,
there's a surplus. I mean,everybody thought, what a great business
opportunity, you know. So yeah, and then Sam Cassell, I mean,
who doesn't look as strange as anon basketball player as he looked as
a player, is it just me? Yes? Like as a player,
didn't we call him names and stuff? Didn't he look like a little bit
(08:56):
Anien. Yeah, did you seeMatt Castle saying my cousin is going to
be that's adorable. Is he stillaround here just making jokes or does he
make jokes from other parts of thecountry about services from time to time here
when up on Yeah, I don'tknow. So that seemed like a really
(09:18):
smart move because he seems like heknows what he's doing, and he always
seemed really like not mean, butlike a man of business. He didn't
play here very long, No,but they won when he was here.
Yeah. I about the Heat winningYEA two thousand and eight beat the Nuggets
(09:39):
last very points, right, didthen? And and I don't remember it
was it Simmons? Is there aplayer named Simmons on their team? Uh?
Someone that sounds like that heat forthe Heat? Yeah. His comment
was, and it might not behim. His comment was, we're oddly
comfortable in close games, like likethey don't stress out, and I get
that IMPRESSI if watching them playoffs.I about watching that the big guy from
(10:05):
Denver Nicola Jo big Guy. It'sreally the first time I watched him.
He's a he's a two time MVP. Yeah, and when you watch him,
you're thinking, show me man,it looks like a lineman. It's
like weird to see him in abasketball It's like Gronk. It's like Gronk
with a basketball uniform. Do youthink he gets the MVP just because they're
(10:28):
so impressed someone his size does well. It's like he stumbles into scoring.
It's weird. I remember the closinggame Denver played La right, and it
was the closing game, the eliminationgame, and he was jacking threes and
I'm like, this is so weirdthat just down there, like you know,
like he's in his driveway exactly playingwith the pickup game. Vegas beating
(10:50):
the Panthers over the weekend. Yeah, oh really, what's that at?
Just going on for way? Hockeygoes on for way too long. I
know it's cold in June, butit's not ice cold. ZLX weather mostly
cloudy with drizzle and passing showers.A high around sixty, sun and clouds
(11:11):
with a thunderstorm in spots. Tomorrowhighs in the seventies, fifty one degrees
in Boston. I'm Heather ford Onone hundred point seven right here in Boston,
one hundred points seven BLEX. It'sthe five thirty Club five forty five.
My name is Kevin Pete. HeatherKenny here mostly cloudy today, had
a few showers around, highs aroundsixty maybe some sun that happens, It'll
(11:33):
be here and there fifty one rightnow. If you're looking for something to
talk about this morning, Heather,as far as news worthy, Oh are
you giving me? Should I takemy pen out? Yeah? Start writing
things down. Taylor Swift accidentally swalloweda bug. No like a three three
and a half hour show. SoI'm sure she swallows a bunch of bugs.
It's the whole coughing fit you hadin the middle of her show.
So Taylor Swift swipe over the weekendin Chicago. Yeah, it'll dry out
(11:58):
that little spot in the throat wherelands. Yea, I swallowed one.
I always I'm constantly swallowing bug,especially when I'm mowing the grass. You
know, I spoke swallowed one lastweek. As a matter of fact,
I just move on, swallow it, take it down, try and breathing
through your nose more. Well,that's what my dentist. What did my
dentists say? Um? Well,the no, the hygianis said, you
(12:20):
breathe, you breathe your mouth,your mouth breathe. That's what she said.
Right now, I'm trying. Thatwas a big bit on Seinfeld,
trying to use them, trying touse my nose. You know, my
nose a decent size. It soundlike it's wide opening here. Huh.
So my mother used to call mebig nose? Are you kidding? Yeah,
no, I'm not. Yeah,went on as a child, as
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an adult, all the way through. Uh oh no, as an adult
she stopped. Oh yeah, butyeah, my brother called me sweat.
Why my brother called me white elephant? Wow, that's brothers. You know.
My brother and sister called me heaterbecause they couldn't say heather at first.
That was the worst, right,sweat and big milk eater? You
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grow right, Okay, we werehar you are we were white elephants.
That's right. No one insulted us. But my mom is nuts. You
do have that? And then itwas on the cake cake sharks d do
do K cut? Sharks do dodo K cut? Sharks do? The
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first great white a person we're talkingabout. It's the first great white shark
alert of the summer. Happened onFriday. I don't know, I can
look it up here, but Iknow that my daughter was swimming in Connecticut
on Friday and she was the onlyone in the elecetions. She said she
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swimming around, frolicking in the oceans, and the water felt good, so
I would seem seeming blow early.My friend sins coming up a week and
a half from now, and thenI'm taking her to the keep for a
couple of days. Oh so Iwill not be in the water. I
will be fully dressed, of course, but Sin, we'll be wearing a
bikini and she'll happen the water.So I'm gonna have to take her to
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non great white shark beaches. Ifyou could give me the name of that
beach later, that would be aquarter of a mile off North Beach Island.
Chatam right, we're according to sharktivity. You have the sharktivity.
Get rid of it because it showedme the same three you're here, same
stupid sharks. I got tired.I deleted it. Yeah, it's so
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boring, same ones, over andover again, same three names. It's
like all rights are the only onesthey've tagged. It's all right, So
look ticket to rock Summer. Ohgot melancamp tickets coming up at seven fifty.
Ticket to Rock Summer starts at sevenfifty here on ZLX CLX Boston's Classic
Rock. Carlson Mackenzie, heather Kinny, I wait on a six o one,
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mostly cloudy today, A few showersaround, hives around sixty fifty one.
Right now, boy, you neverwant to see this headline. Red
Sox up little league home run againstthe Ray? Is that one that happens
inside a park? That's the mistakes? Is that a mistaken a little bit?
Yeah, sixth inning, Well,I made it to third. Wasn't
an in park situation as far asbut he pushed a lot of runners in
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answership. Runner takes off and thatball is gonna be chopped through the open
right side. Mark Goal's gonna goto third. They're gonna wave him around.
The throw comes back. Actually,let's do this three set it hang
on his second, all right,now we can feels better. Runner takes
off and that ball is gonna bechopped through the open right side. Mark's
gonna go to third. They're gonnawave him around. The throw comes back
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to the infield. The runner hasscored. Now the throw back into his
second base goes into center field andthat's gonna get das an opportunity and he
loves circle of bass and scorers standingup, the Raves pick up two runs,
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and your Red Sox are back inlast play, just like that.
It's just like that, boy.Yeah. They asked Alex Cora after the
game about the Socks defense team.I said, board does he sounded part.
I'm the manager of this team,and you know, defensively we're not
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good. We're not you know,and uh and we could work in.
We're gonna show up early and wecould talk into place and we're gonna coast
the players until we get it right. One. I don't know, boy,
I'm about today depression, extensive misery. If you weren't for bad,
(16:42):
look, I have no luck atone more chance, four o'clock, four
o'clock game, this afternoon four gameseries. You see the here the audio
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of Joe Castiglione when he was hewas there's a raise, have an outfielder
named Jose Siri. Oh no,did he keep turning on his Yeah,
so when he had mentioned Sirian,then that of course that did turn his
phone on. Was still only oneout for Jose Siri. Four men who
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reached base to have scored. Waita minute, did you hear that?
I don't know where that came from. Can't you believe? Can you believe
he's young enough to have the phone? That was serious? Was serious?
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Serious phone? Oh they'll laugh.He's pissing his pen series at the plate.
It's not asking you, Siri,Siri, that's serious. Let's do
so much fun on the booth.You know so bad about that? Didn't
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Tom Cruise and Kennie Home? Didn'tthey name their daughters SII? Oh yeah,
it was that before that kid.Remember right right, do you see
the video of Aaron Judge catching theflyball? He's catching the flyball and you
know, he's six foot seven,three hundred pounds, and he goes and
he catches the ball, but hegoes he goes right through the wall like
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it was like like a Herman muchThat's awesome. Who still has a wall
like that? I don't know itwas. He couldn't have been a Yankee.
I think it was. Were theyplaying Angels over the weekend, they're
playing the Dodge all the Dodgers answering. So remember Herman Munster tried out for
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the Dodgers. He did make theshow show. Yeah, this morning.
Oh yeah, a couple of thingsgoing on this morning. At an AM,
we're going to give you all thedetails on our second annual ZIA like
Cornhole Classic and I See. Tomorrowat an AM, we're going to announce
the lineup for the twenty twenty threeI Heart Music Radio Festival because everybody wants
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to know who's going to be atthat festival. Jonas Brothers and Post Malone,
I'm sure we'll be there, andthat Gomez lady, you're dripping sarcasm,
yes that Yeah, you got hisname right, Sure he'll be there.
Ye about Sile the weekend might bethere a pit bowl. He's changing
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his name. Ah, Heather,what's coming up here? There's a life
changing announcement happening today and I'm notkidding, a life changing announcement all right
on the edge of our seats onAre you don't do that? You fall
stand by from the Planet Fitness wc ALEX Studio Horizons Final Now Now,
thanks for making us part of yourmorning lines with Heather. People are idiots?
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Great story than one seven w CLXboss. Are you ready for the
big technological announcement that's coming later thisafternoon? And it's twenty twenty three.
Did you know that what's happening?That's not the future anymore? Apple?
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You know, Apple, I meanhas their big announcement. They're like thing
that they introduced. Yeah, theysaid, this is going to be the
biggest one since twenty fourteen, whichwas when they introduced this the Apple Watch.
Because everything the last few years havebeen pretty disappointed. Well, then
that's what they're and that's what they'resaying. This is a this is a
big deal. This is a bigdeal. They're they're introducing their new VR
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AAR headset at the big show VRAR. So yeah, so virtual reality,
augmented reality, so augmented reality hasno idea what that was. You know
what VR was virtual reality? Mykids at the VR headsets, you played
the video games, the goggles onwhat giant it's my kids have her.
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It's they're like the original ones.They were actually hooked up, you plugged
them in. They weren't even nowright now you can buy those for about
fifty bucks, right or you canbuy the different kinds of those. Yeah,
I mean I put them on oncea dinosaur came around a corner.
I threw them in the air andI said, you keep that garbage of
a grown heads adult scared. Iwas in my house, okay, I
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was on a roller coaster for awhile, on one of those things.
You just sit there you feel likeyou're falling. Like I had to close
the doors to the room the kidswere in for fear they would run away
from what was chasing them and rundown the stairs and not know it right
so because they were younger when theygot it. So, but these are
going to be the size of likeski goggles. They're not going to be
as big as those, not asobnoxious, and they're gonna be able to
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go back and forth between VR anda R and the ayards Like think about
it's like what you have in yourphone when you're able to, you know,
use the next yeah or but butyes, but able to like modify
things while using your actual surroundings.So do you know what I'm talking about?
Like you'll be able to look ata map of what you're trying to
do. I can't imagine, Well, there's three thousand you're saying that we're
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seeing the future this afternoon. Yea, yeah, but it's twenty twenty three.
They're three thousand dollars. There'll bethree. Oh, I'm out for
that reason. Yeah, but yetagain, you've paid a thousand dollars for
a phone that you've done over timethat never I never got to fit,
I never got an app. It'slike bucks. But yeah, I know
what I'm saying. I don't getthat. So why would I get the
heads? Well, I mean Ijust phone. I need a phone.
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Well, I understand all these things, but it's not I don't even think
it's going to be a question Christmasmaybe, but adults. I think twenties
and thirty year olds. I thinkeverybody's going to be wearing them. I've
seen you never remember Google had thoseglasses and everybody's like, I don't want
to wear those, you know.But they were kind of ahead of their
time in the sense that we'll allbe walking around with these goggles or some
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sort of them eventually. Yeah,that's how. That's just how your glasses
really never took off. They didn't. Yeah no, but they also weren't
VR and AAR. They were justAAR. So imagine being behind the wheel
and you've got those on. Imean, I'm when I say, like,
you're driving down you know, they'llhave to have laws about that.
Rules about it that it has tobe on AAR. It can't be on
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VR resist as long as pot ButI mean that's how hopefully we won't have
to do this. But that's howmeetings. Meetings will be like virtual reality
meetings. Your avatar will show upand you'll do all your talking. What
put those on? And right?You could do all sorts of things horn
to a whole other level at oneat one pm today, that's when the
announcement will happen. So I'm youknow, jobs had big shows and Tim
(24:10):
Cook does like sort of lame shows. Right, You've always had some big
items, so right, right,I don't know watching what are you doing?
Right? Like that? You andyou're two good porn music, z
lex Weather. It's not even sexymusic that's music. It's this is making
(24:36):
love music. No one makes lovewhile watching porn, honest, I do
my life and I never did.But I know couples, couples do you
do? No, I'm saying it'snot making love, it's just that's right.
I mean you guys watch it yourself, yeah, z lex Weather.
(24:56):
Mostly cloudy with drizzle and passing showers, a high round sixties, sunny,
clouds in a thunderstorm and spots tomorrow, highs in the seventies. How does
this music make this sound like moreesin Boston. I'm Heather ford on one
hundred point seven w ZLS, AlexCarlson McKenzie, Heather Kenny six twenty six.
Mostly cloudy today and a few showersaround, highs around sixty and that's
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it. So that's kind of awishywash washy week that we're having weatherwise this
week. Fifty one right now.It's a nice little couple in the UK,
Declin and Stephanie. They're both twentytwo years old. Step they have
a two year old daughter named Willow, and at the end of last year
they decided that his father, whoneeded a place to stay for whatever reason
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was my age probably forty four,oh even younger, yeah, would move
in with them. So he does. He moves in and Declan's at work,
and Declin decides to check the babymonitor okay, because they have a
two year old right and from work, he can do that right on his
phone. Yeah right, Yeah,that's how my brother's work. He just
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happens to see his wife sleep intothe bedroom where the baby is and the
father's in bed babies or the twoyear olds in a crib or whatever.
The father sleeps in the same roomas the baby. He might have been
napping when it was in the middleof the day, and she climbs into
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bedroom. All right, So nowyou got the forty four year old dad
and the twenty two year old wifeand this kid. Declan's pissed. So
he confronts them and they say theywere just watching the Simpsons on TV.
Is that what they're calling sex thesedays in the UK? And then they
looked at the footage and they werein a romp. They were having they
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were having a romp. Now,Stephanie says, he looks of the husband
was able to watch them, yeah, and Stephanie says, nothing happened,
we were just watching the Simpsons.Now, after after Declin moved out two
weeks later, then I started havinga relationship with your dad and she's now
pregnant with twins. If your grandma'snot your mother, but your dad is
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your brother, your brother still yourbrother, buddy's also your nephew. Your
grandpa is your father, what adirty old conjure. And your sister you
can call her, but she isyour cousin too. It wasn't. So
the two year old will call himgrandpa, but the babies will eventually call
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him dad. That's right. AndDeclan's disappeared. Yeah, I mean you
seem to take the two year old. I don't think so. You see
the couple getting it on. Isthat how they watched the Simpsons? With
Simpsons is how you say to theUK that you did. She's not even
facing She's not even facing the TVlike I Simpsons yesterday, over and over
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again. That it is Carlson Mackenzie, Heather Kenny six thirty eight, mostly
clottic today, a few showers aroundeyes around sixty. It's reminder. Tickets
A Rock Summer kicks off at sevenfifty here this morning with John Melancamp.
Tickets over at the back center WayingTheater. So make sure when you go
to the show, though, rememberremember what happened a couple of weeks ago.
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John Mellancamp told the crowd in Clevelandto shut the f up? Did
not him because it was in atheater. Yeah, so don't cause a
rucus. You win tickets. Thisis a theater show. People shn't behave
what you can't play for them.You could do as you please behave like
you would in a theater. Okay, sentn't listen to us political speeches.
(28:42):
He want to get scolded. Ye, he'll play the hits, but no
hooping in hollerin all right, It'sis serious, John Mellencamp Church. You
can every once in a while youcan stand up, but once again,
no rucas. Don't bring it andquietly clap while you're standing. That's correct,
That's right. So that's its fiftythis morning with a way to sell
it. Yeah, that's good.And all I'm saying is if you win
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the tickets and you didn't spend themoney, you can get kicked out.
If you'd like to stand up andhooge, you'll have fun. I'll just
send it to melon Camp he'd loveit. Right, that's this morning.
You know where we can score somecocaine? I know Sonic? Yeah what
cocaine is not considered a condiment atSonic About that story over the weekend,
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the woman that got the cocaine.Police say, when a woman just bitten
to her hot dog, she wasalso biting down on a bag full of
cocaine. Isn't that great fun?I can kill you? Correct? She
got it? At this sonic atEspanola on South Riverside, took a bite
and realized she'd bitten down on asmall plastic bag filled with the white powder.
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Point you'd be the judge too,that's what could do that if you
want to, because you know she'sgot to turn around a final lowsuit.
Even though she bit into it,she didn't actually it didn't bust. She's
just been into the bag of cocaine. Police claim testing confirmed it is a
gram of cocaine, and their reportofficers say Gonzalez spit out the bag,
but didn't say whether she ingested anyof the drug where it has already spread
(30:14):
around town. But this sonic isstill open and many people got food while
we were here. I think that'spretty scary. First of all, you
know, we come here to getfood, and i'm cocaine and our families
and if you get it all itssong that it could be pretty bad or
(30:37):
deadly, kind of crazy. Imean, cocaine and a hot dog.
I mean, you know this guy'sgot to say it, but he's in
loving the fact you can get cocainehere. You're crazy doesn't sound right,
but I mean, but I'll pretendlike I'm shocked by it. All you've
got an ice cream. I hopewe're good. Police say the cook is
responsible. They charged David Salazar withcocaine pass into this because the bottom of
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it. So then when they lookedat the video, well wait, take
a listen when you hear the felony. Police say they watched surveillance video from
inside the Sonic and claim after makingGonzelle's his food, Salazar looks like he's
frantically searching for something he lost.He's panicky, he's patting himself. Dougles,
where's that? How do you accidentallyput a bag of cocaine? And
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officers say he admitted to them thatit was his cocaine. He says he
bought it from someone in the Sonicparking lot. All right, so she's
going to follow how do you losea bag of cocaine? Can take it
out? You're using a little bitand then you think you put it back
in your shirt? Yeah, actuallydropped it in the food. Are you
doing this? You don't moving Yourhands are constantly moving around. A On
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the other hand, wouldn't be greatto deal that way. You know you're
a sandwich maker, right, youjust delivered your coke product in the sandwich
bag. You got to get yourorders right, certain kind of sandwich something
no one else. She was alsobiting down on a bag full of cocaine.
The number four a Sonic. Ohno, like that movie with Patrick
Dempsey where you have to order yourpizza with extra anchovies and it's the key.
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Yeah right, she will file alawsuit. There's no question that will
happen to Heather Fort. Are yougiving this woman now? She just bit
into a bag of cocaine That cocainedid not the bag didn't box. I'm
not giving her. But as asfor Sonic, maybe they give her a
year's worth of burgers. All right, you're saying a year's worth a burger
bag of burgers, and Pete,what are you saying? Money wise?
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I hate to see Sonics suffer fromone of their cooks making a mistake.
So I'm not gonna award her anything. Really, I'm giving her ten thousand
dollars and get some gift cards aswell. So ten thousand dollars and some
gift cards thrown in, some giftcards cards, buy one, get one
gift Okay, Oh god, thatwe solved it. No, that's what
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we do here. He was alreadysolved by the police. All right.
It is six forty three days.She lacks Boston's class across Carlson mackenzie and
Heather Kenny. Sarah's ringing an articleover the weekend about the bon Jovis,
the family, the four kids.I didn't realize it his daughter at o'deede
back when she was a freshman incollege. I didn't know that. Yeah,
(33:14):
it was on heroindin. She's inher upper twenty something like that.
But yeah, she's fully recovered.Yeah she went, Yeah, I was
crazy, I had I don't.I don't ever remember talking about that.
Do you know we didn't. Yeah, glad she was able to get your
everybody talking about Yeah, you ain'tbringing it up. Six fifty four,
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mostly cloudy today, a few showersaround, highs around sixty fifty one.
Right now, when I see thesefour lists of you know, high profit
teams around the world, really becausethere's a lot of football teams on the
list. Yes, right, ButI always think to myself, you know,
if you're making that much money,who cares about a luxury tax?
(33:57):
Wouldn't I mean, isn't at allabout championships. I've always said that you're
a billionaire, so what it meansnothing, So go buy your champion like
the Yankees did it for many years, right, and they would pay the
luxury tax fine and then they havecontenders, So why not, right,
I mean that's what you're there todo. All that increases your brand,
right, they're all billionaires. Yeah, so this list comes out right,
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and the Cowboys made all the headlines. I mean, this is a team
that's, you know, their playoffcontenders year after year always they're sniffing the
playoffs at least, but Peter,but they haven't done anything nothing as far
as the championship goes in years.Right, So they're tops of the list.
Now where do you think the Patriotshire in the top? I would
(34:43):
say top five for oh, inall this in all the sports around the
world, soccer, all right,yeah, top top five? They are
number two. Number two was sixhundred and twenty three million dollars made over
the last three years. Now,if you're Bob Craft and you're that age
and all you want to do iswin championships, and that's what you've built
(35:05):
this franchise on since you bought theteam backs yeah, pay the tax and
beat the roster up. What isthe eighty three? You gotta find the
right players. I mean the Cowboysare you know, so what the Cowboys
movies are another team? Yeah?So what if they What did the Cowboys
make that their profit margin over thelast three years is twice the Patriots one
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point two billion dollars? Cowboys fanbases worldwide, right, but the craft
is eighty two? If the Patriotsare gaining? Do you think about the
Patriots? You know what I mean? I mean the fan base there is
incredible. So I don't know ifyou're an own NFL owner, I would
think money is no object. Iwant to feel the best players, the
best team you're in and year out. If I'm breaking in that kind of
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dope. So like when you seethe Crafts donate one hundred thousand dollars to
this or that charity, it's likeus given ten bucks, you know what
I mean. I mean, they'renot financing that big obnoxious whitehouse at Gilette.
That's cash, baby, That's allrelative. You're right, guys.
Those donations are all relative to theirwheat money. What's that you have the
top five? Yeah, so thatbelieve it or not. The New York
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Knicks, who haven't done much either, are number four on the list at
four hundred and four million. Wow, Heather, Tottenham Hotspur, Yeah,
they're soccer team. They're number three, third most profitable sports organization in the
world for them. I mean,I've heard of Manchester United who are on
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the list too. I never heardof Tottenham Hotspur. I don't haven't heard
you mentioned any major League Baseball team, So there at any major League Baseball
team Dodgers would they be on makingany money? Yankees and the Yankees Dodgers
are not on there. The reasonthey say is because they're as good as
the TV deals are for Yankees,Dodgers, Red Sox. You know,
the major market teams not good enough. Not good enough to land him in
(36:59):
the top ten of high as profitteams over three year period. Not crazy.
Any shockers in the top ten thatwould you would go well next to
me were a huge shot. Sho. You know the Warriors are in there.
I could see that. The NewYork Giants brand alone. Okay,
Number eleven is the Los Angeles Rams. That's kind of a surprise as much
(37:20):
as they've moved. Yeah yeah,well right, right, right, but
yeah, I bought a Patriots.Man. It's no. I mean,
they just do everything. Crafts justdo everything to build a championship winning team
in the last time. I mean, I'll get there this year, Heather,
Oh won't. That's right. Sixtyeight one game over five hundred,
one hundred point seven from the PlanetFitness w Selex Studios, Risons Now now,
(37:45):
thanks for making us part of yourmorning headlines with Heather. People are
idiot. Great story on one hundredpoint seven w Lex bonded forded quite a
weekend of fixing things. So ourdryer broke, and so he replaced all
the circuitry behind it and some sortof a heating thing in there, and
you know, just pulled it outand fixed the dryer. It's twelve years
(38:07):
old, but I mean, manlystuff. I don't know how long those
things last. And then we hadoff. We have a toilet that was
like kind of running too long,so he changed all the innards on that,
and then we we were waiting awhile to do all these things at
once, apparently, and we hada sink downstairs where only cold water would
(38:27):
work, so he had to hebought a new faucet, and he put
it in, and weirdly, thatwas the one that took the longest,
the faucet in the downstairs bathroom.Now, the people that owned our house
before us, it was kind ofweird in the sense that when they left,
they took kitchen cabinets, they tookbathroom mirrors, they ripped their refrigerator
out when we said we didn't wantto buy it, and they left leaky
(38:51):
water all over the kitchen, likewhere the thing connects to put water through
your fridge. There's a lot ofweird stuff, but they were in a
rush and whatever, it's over well. And I hadn't really been thinking about
them a lot until uh Ford comesout of the bathroom after being in there
for way too long working on changinga faucet because he's done this before,
(39:12):
right, And he's working on thebottom part, and he comes out and
he holds something up to me andhe goes, what is this? I
just I just found it in thein the sink, you know, in
the pira. Yeah, did hesay is this one of the boys?
No, he didn't, And he'sholding it. What do you think he
was holding? Tap? Yes,Oh, someone a kitchen sink. Someone
(39:37):
shoved a tampon and it was Imean, we've been there for eleven years,
so it's been there, and it'snot a bathroom where you I mean,
it's a second it's just a toiletand a sink, you know what
I mean. So it's not usedas much, but it's used. If
it just felt like it was somebodyfumbled with it and I went down into
the par I'm thinking either it wassabotage, deliberately trying to clog it,
(39:59):
or you know, maybe the therewas a girl who lived there and she
was young, maybe she had afriend over and they didn't know what to
do with it. Maybe I justthought to myself of all the things you
could find in the sink, andhe had no idea, Like he's totally
like, because your brain doesn't thinkthere's a tampon in the sink. Yeah
right, it was a slow drainingsink. But we weren't doing a lot
(40:25):
with that. You're just washing yourhands, yeah, you know what I
mean. So it's not like whenwe just just recently, when we remodeled
my daughter's bathroom, we took offher bathroom mirror and it covered a huge
hole in the wall, which what'swell, it was where they had the
in wall medicine chest. Oh,so they instead of covering that, they
just get a big Oh yeah,we found a roll of paper towels and
(40:46):
a bunch of sponges in there.Yeah. Wow, all sorts of things
happening, could hit all kinds ofstuff in there. It just wasn't what.
It was so out of the ordinaryfor it had no idea what to
do with that, because he,I mean, he knows it's not me.
I'm not doing that. I don'tI hate those things. You always
had a half of doing that.That's funny you said it. Because when
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we lived in Hull, there wasthose grinds yea that there was a grinder
that grinded things up here all thebasement one where you flush it, and
we needed to have that redone orlike whatever. And there were a bunch
of old guys who had come tolike look at it and discuss. And
they're all talking to themselves quietly inmy driveway and they come over and they
(41:27):
said to John, You're just gonnahave to tell your wife you can't flush
your tampons anymore. And I'm like, I don't use them, so it's
not me. So get your grossideas that that's the lady before shut your
faces. They probably say that atevery house. Oh I know. I'm
(41:50):
like, I don't know, doesa tampon look like a cup? Because
that's what I've been using for you, seific. I don't use diaph is
it now of all the porn talkyou do? Yeah, it's actually not.
It's just normal stuff. I wouldagree though, that women are harder
on drainage than hair. Hair becauseof the hair. Yeah, hair in
(42:12):
a conditioner. That's why we havethe hair catcher on the yeah, yeah,
to stop that. Although I don'thave a lot of hair, so
you know, this is very thin. Doesn't really get into two too much.
Um. Did you see that fighterjet story over the weekend? Yeah,
where there was a plane and itwas heading towards one direction and then
it right around Long Island, NewYork, It did a U turn and
(42:32):
it was flying towards DC, andthey scrambled a bunch of fighter jets to
go intercept it, and it eventuallyit just, I don't know, crashed.
It just well it just looks likeit's one of those pain store kind
of situations where everybody is it wherethey failed to pressure eye. Is that
what it is, Pete, ifyou remember that? Yeah, because this
thing was what it was like fortythousand feet, wasn't it. Yeah,
(42:53):
I'm looking for right now. Soeverybody was either passed out or debt at
the time. Yeah. Well,Florida businessman and prominent political donor identified himself
as the owner of the plane andsaid that his family was on it.
Yeah. I read that whole storylike he's a big card dealership guy down
there. But it really it's it'syour curse by wealth when you think about
it, because you have these privateplanes. Yeah, private plane. I
(43:15):
think his daughter, his other daughterdied too. I read that she had
drowned in a scuba diving actor.Oh god, that's awful. Yeah,
that's by wealth. So when youknow the I know from a private plane,
most people would look at Kobe Bryant. Kobe Bryant would be alive today
(43:35):
if he didn't have so much money. I mean, you're not taking because
a helicopter isolated incidents. Oh butyou see, do you hear these stories
about these plane cried, these privatejets crashing. I'm not well, I'm
not getting in a little plane.Put it that way. Even kind a
private jet. I don't think sono, I don't know. I can
is I know? Um? Sowhat this? So? What this?
They scrambled these fighter jets and theywere going so fast to intercept this plane.
(44:00):
There was a sonic boom and youknow, people heard it. Our
ring notifications were going crazy with somany different options. Was it the navy
or was it a sonic boom?Or was it earthquake? I heard a
plane overhead, so I was like, maybe it was a jet and it
like crossed the sound barrier. Um, but I've heard that before, and
(44:20):
it also seemed a little that wasto speed up, right so they can
catch up to the plane. Yeah, that's right. I like, did
you see the couple, the nerdycouple that had broken up their instruments and
they were playing you mentioned it instrumentswhere they played. He was playing harmonic.
I think she was playing the guitar. Can you imagine it, like,
hey, han, let's bust out. You know they have a passionate
sexllent, Hey let's let's jam.Let's do so they're jamming. Our session
(44:55):
was interrupted by a sonic boom rightgrew up right at the edge of an
Air Force base. Runway like onthe edge of it. So when there
were air shows, I could seeit from my backyard. And also there
was an air force there, soin the late seventies, early eighties,
and at some point it stopped.I don't know if they were told,
I don't know. Was there somesort of a rule or law that you
(45:15):
couldn't make that sound anymore? Idon't know, but we used to hear
it all the time. There wouldbe sonic booms and came to the point
where you're like, whoa. Itwasn't like you're playing your harmonica and your
guitar. I feel like I feellike breaking your guitar. So you know,
(45:39):
there's a cat sitting there next tohim, all right, right,
yeah boy, yeah did zelex Weathermostly cloudy with drizzle and passing showers,
a high round sixty, son cloudsin a thunderstorm and spots tomorrow, hives
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in the seventies, fifty one degreesin Boston. I'm heather forward on a
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