September 1, 2023 • 8 mins
"Your Scientists Were So Preoccupied With Whether Or Not They Could, They Didn’t Stop To Think If They Should"
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(00:06):
Okay, uh huh uh huh m. You're a bit too me, baby.
I noticed on Boston dot Com there'san article about whether you would want
a low license plate number and thatthe deadline apparently is today if you want
to get in on a raffle withthe R. What's the appeal of that,
(00:30):
just so you can remember it easier? Yeah, I mean, I
mean, do you do you knowyour license plate number? I do?
Oh I don't, Heather, doyou know yours? Yeah? No,
not anymore. I know my husbandand I got like his is He's had
the same one for almost twenty years. Whereas for some reason, when I
got a new car at one pointmine changed, so I don't and we
(00:51):
had one our license plates were onenumber off from each other because I had
gone to Braintree rm V and Ipicked up two license plates at once.
So no, I don't know.I know three letters, I know mine
and my wives and uh, youknow what I think it's from. I
mean, aside from the fact thatI'm gonna want it goes on and renews
online. But you know, likewhen you go to like hotels and whatever
(01:12):
and they're like, what's you know? You fill out that thing? Like,
what's the list parking? Like,That's why I've memorized him. It's
weird when you go across the borderin Canada, they say to you,
even though they can see it onall of the cameras, what's your license
plate number? And every time Igo, I'm sorry, I don't know.
I go do you want me tolook? No, I'll go around
(01:33):
and look. And I'm thinking myself, there's fifteen cameras pointed at my car
right now. I'm looking at allof them. You're looking at all of
them. Yeah, So they've gota low plate lottery going on, Like
if you want to have the plateone, seven, three, nineteen ninety
nine Z sixty four, I don'twant any of those. And in the
(01:53):
article it says massachusetts drivers preoccupation withnumbered plates dates back more than a century
and nineteen oh three of the statebecame the first in the nation to issue
a license plate to Frederick Tutor,the son of the powerful Boston ice king.
Tutor. Then his number was hisplate number was one, and it
(02:16):
became a status symbol. So soto this day, people in Massachusetts love
to have low license plate humanity plates, Like I drive in almost every morning
with a tea Challa from like ablack panther. I drive in. I
see that car every day and I'mlike, oh, there's tea Challa.
I saw this retro fitted old Broncofrom like the sixties and had the best
(02:40):
plate on it. It just simplysaid America. That was the plate.
O man, that guy got agood one. And I drive every morning
in with a red I don't knowif it's an old Mercedes or an old
Volvo. And on there's a bumpersticker on it and the red color stands
out, but the bumper sticker sayssave Dakota. So I drive in every
(03:00):
morning with that car too, Likedo you do that? Because it's the
expressway and it's crowded. I have, but I recognize the same cars.
Like on Rantham Road, I passedthe same cars going in the opposite kas
for sure, with the same cars, but on the expressway and it's always
like, right around the gas tank, I see those two same car.
(03:22):
I have a groundhog day moment atleast four of the five days a week.
As soon as I get off ninetythree here onto what is that sixteen
sixteen right here? Yeah, assoon as I get off that ramp.
Miraculously what appears behind me as abread delivery truck. Oh yeah, the
Panthers. Same. I come inwith cost Star. Whatever it is that
(03:44):
dude gets on my ass. They'reright, they all as they'll run red
lights. They run red lights.He runs the red light right here,
the one that I drive in with. He'll go around me because it gets
chaffey that it's a red light.And they don't fuck around in with different
ones though, all three and theyall drive the same. It's just I
know it's around the same schedule becauseit's the same time I'm coming in.
It's so I wonder if the copsare cool with these fucking trucks running,
(04:09):
because they're just like, I'm justsitting at these red lights. Nobody's going
anywhere. I always sit there,and I'm like, you know what,
the one day that I do decideto do that, I don't know where
Johnny Law is gonna come. Ireally don't care to sit there. Yeah,
I'll run them, I'll run thelight. All right. We have
to think we haven't even started bartIt's all the same. Smells has to
be official, as you know,Hello, podcasters, let's kick off the
(04:31):
Labor Day weekend with this, ohyeah in three two, So I just
had that one and that would havebeen a bust. And then I sounded
a little forced, following it upwith you know the good crap in your
pants, You're gonna do it rightnow, took a ship in Pi.
(04:53):
Basically done, mastered your drawers.Boy, Hey, you want a story
related to smells, go ahead.I saw this on the news this morning.
I don't know why the scientists aredoing this instead of curing diseases,
but uh, scientists are now attemptingto bring us back thirty five hundred years
in time to smell what it wouldhave smelt like when they were mummifying people
(05:16):
back in ancient Egypt like death.They've yeah, they've identified or recreated the
scent of the bombs used in themummification process, in which a christmasy smell.
Uh, A little mummies smell likemummies have a very distinct like pine
smell or something. It was supposedto be a very herbal affair, a
very scented affair. So mummies dosmell to begin with, like even a
(05:42):
thousand or two thousand or three thousandyears later. Let me just see Uh.
They analyze six samples of different mummificationbomb residue inside residue and uh,
yeah, let me see here.Yeah, identified all kinds of different oils
beeswax in from trees of the pinefamily. Heather, I'll sniff anyway in
(06:02):
a substance called kumer in co UM A r I N which has a
vanilla like scent. That's one ofmy favorite. Who knows what, when
I get cremated, throw a pizzain there with me. Yeah, wouldn't
that be great if it hot pepper? Just no, just like a pizza
because it's in my mind. Idon't know why, but crematoriums look like
(06:24):
pizza ovens. You know you're justin The's gonna be funny if they just
threw a pizza in at the sametime, Like I'd like to be in
there with a all meat pizza.Please. I'm gonna before I get cremated,
I'm gonna swallow a piece of titaniumbecause they won't melt and cream crematoriums.
White will know it's gonna be likewhoa look at that. Yeah,
still they'll know it's me. They'llhave a little shiny souvenir, you know,
(06:46):
you don't have to swallow it.You could just you know, put
it show up your head, right, I don't know, shove it up
your ass? Maybe not. Idon't like that. Like I'm the only
one that shoves stuff up there.I have a two of my Assid says,
eggsit only two things. Two things. One, yes, you are
Kevin in Two you really think asyou're dying you're going to have that kind
(07:08):
of reach around? Can we endit there? Kenny? We could leave
it with a reach around, butI thought this was goofy enough. We
will throw it in heading into theweekend. I thought we'd, you know,
just run this by you. Itwas making the rounds. A couple
of weeks ago. Somebody took avery famous lines of Samuel Jackson and pulp
(07:30):
fiction and decided, well, whatif we put this to music and made
it sound like a musical. Hereyou go, pulp pulp fiction the musical.
While he's doing the murder. Isthis the murder scene just before that?
Right? I don't remember asking youa god damn thing. I don't
remember asking you a god damn thing. I don't remember asking you, motherfucker,
(08:01):
Julia sneaking by what for? Ingrish, motherfucker Julia sneaking ye? What
for this bills but tasty burger?Barber and barber and wobber was Ingrish?
Mother fucking Julio speak it. Idon't remember. That's you, damn.
That was Carlson, Mackenzie and Heather'sHappy Ending. Listen every weekday morning,
five thirty to ten for more onone hundred point seven WCLX and I heard Radio Season
Okay, uh huh uh huh m. You're a bit too me, baby.
I noticed on Boston dot Com there'san article about whether you would want
a low license plate number and thatthe deadline apparently is today if you want
to get in on a raffle withthe R. What's the appeal of that,
(00:30):
just so you can remember it easier? Yeah, I mean, I
mean, do you do you knowyour license plate number? I do?
Oh I don't, Heather, doyou know yours? Yeah? No,
not anymore. I know my husbandand I got like his is He's had
the same one for almost twenty years. Whereas for some reason, when I
got a new car at one pointmine changed, so I don't and we
(00:51):
had one our license plates were onenumber off from each other because I had
gone to Braintree rm V and Ipicked up two license plates at once.
So no, I don't know.I know three letters, I know mine
and my wives and uh, youknow what I think it's from. I
mean, aside from the fact thatI'm gonna want it goes on and renews
online. But you know, likewhen you go to like hotels and whatever
(01:12):
and they're like, what's you know? You fill out that thing? Like,
what's the list parking? Like,That's why I've memorized him. It's
weird when you go across the borderin Canada, they say to you,
even though they can see it onall of the cameras, what's your license
plate number? And every time Igo, I'm sorry, I don't know.
I go do you want me tolook? No, I'll go around
(01:33):
and look. And I'm thinking myself, there's fifteen cameras pointed at my car
right now. I'm looking at allof them. You're looking at all of
them. Yeah, So they've gota low plate lottery going on, Like
if you want to have the plateone, seven, three, nineteen ninety
nine Z sixty four, I don'twant any of those. And in the
(01:53):
article it says massachusetts drivers preoccupation withnumbered plates dates back more than a century
and nineteen oh three of the statebecame the first in the nation to issue
a license plate to Frederick Tutor,the son of the powerful Boston ice king.
Tutor. Then his number was hisplate number was one, and it
(02:16):
became a status symbol. So soto this day, people in Massachusetts love
to have low license plate humanity plates, Like I drive in almost every morning
with a tea Challa from like ablack panther. I drive in. I
see that car every day and I'mlike, oh, there's tea Challa.
I saw this retro fitted old Broncofrom like the sixties and had the best
(02:40):
plate on it. It just simplysaid America. That was the plate.
O man, that guy got agood one. And I drive every morning
in with a red I don't knowif it's an old Mercedes or an old
Volvo. And on there's a bumpersticker on it and the red color stands
out, but the bumper sticker sayssave Dakota. So I drive in every
(03:00):
morning with that car too, Likedo you do that? Because it's the
expressway and it's crowded. I have, but I recognize the same cars.
Like on Rantham Road, I passedthe same cars going in the opposite kas
for sure, with the same cars, but on the expressway and it's always
like, right around the gas tank, I see those two same car.
(03:22):
I have a groundhog day moment atleast four of the five days a week.
As soon as I get off ninetythree here onto what is that sixteen
sixteen right here? Yeah, assoon as I get off that ramp.
Miraculously what appears behind me as abread delivery truck. Oh yeah, the
Panthers. Same. I come inwith cost Star. Whatever it is that
(03:44):
dude gets on my ass. They'reright, they all as they'll run red
lights. They run red lights.He runs the red light right here,
the one that I drive in with. He'll go around me because it gets
chaffey that it's a red light.And they don't fuck around in with different
ones though, all three and theyall drive the same. It's just I
know it's around the same schedule becauseit's the same time I'm coming in.
It's so I wonder if the copsare cool with these fucking trucks running,
(04:09):
because they're just like, I'm justsitting at these red lights. Nobody's going
anywhere. I always sit there,and I'm like, you know what,
the one day that I do decideto do that, I don't know where
Johnny Law is gonna come. Ireally don't care to sit there. Yeah,
I'll run them, I'll run thelight. All right. We have
to think we haven't even started bartIt's all the same. Smells has to
be official, as you know,Hello, podcasters, let's kick off the
(04:31):
Labor Day weekend with this, ohyeah in three two, So I just
had that one and that would havebeen a bust. And then I sounded
a little forced, following it upwith you know the good crap in your
pants, You're gonna do it rightnow, took a ship in Pi.
(04:53):
Basically done, mastered your drawers.Boy, Hey, you want a story
related to smells, go ahead.I saw this on the news this morning.
I don't know why the scientists aredoing this instead of curing diseases,
but uh, scientists are now attemptingto bring us back thirty five hundred years
in time to smell what it wouldhave smelt like when they were mummifying people
(05:16):
back in ancient Egypt like death.They've yeah, they've identified or recreated the
scent of the bombs used in themummification process, in which a christmasy smell.
Uh, A little mummies smell likemummies have a very distinct like pine
smell or something. It was supposedto be a very herbal affair, a
very scented affair. So mummies dosmell to begin with, like even a
(05:42):
thousand or two thousand or three thousandyears later. Let me just see Uh.
They analyze six samples of different mummificationbomb residue inside residue and uh,
yeah, let me see here.Yeah, identified all kinds of different oils
beeswax in from trees of the pinefamily. Heather, I'll sniff anyway in
(06:02):
a substance called kumer in co UM A r I N which has a
vanilla like scent. That's one ofmy favorite. Who knows what, when
I get cremated, throw a pizzain there with me. Yeah, wouldn't
that be great if it hot pepper? Just no, just like a pizza
because it's in my mind. Idon't know why, but crematoriums look like
(06:24):
pizza ovens. You know you're justin The's gonna be funny if they just
threw a pizza in at the sametime, Like I'd like to be in
there with a all meat pizza.Please. I'm gonna before I get cremated,
I'm gonna swallow a piece of titaniumbecause they won't melt and cream crematoriums.
White will know it's gonna be likewhoa look at that. Yeah,
still they'll know it's me. They'llhave a little shiny souvenir, you know,
(06:46):
you don't have to swallow it.You could just you know, put
it show up your head, right, I don't know, shove it up
your ass? Maybe not. Idon't like that. Like I'm the only
one that shoves stuff up there.I have a two of my Assid says,
eggsit only two things. Two things. One, yes, you are
Kevin in Two you really think asyou're dying you're going to have that kind
(07:08):
of reach around? Can we endit there? Kenny? We could leave
it with a reach around, butI thought this was goofy enough. We
will throw it in heading into theweekend. I thought we'd, you know,
just run this by you. Itwas making the rounds. A couple
of weeks ago. Somebody took avery famous lines of Samuel Jackson and pulp
(07:30):
fiction and decided, well, whatif we put this to music and made
it sound like a musical. Hereyou go, pulp pulp fiction the musical.
While he's doing the murder. Isthis the murder scene just before that?
Right? I don't remember asking youa god damn thing. I don't
remember asking you a god damn thing. I don't remember asking you, motherfucker,
(08:01):
Julia sneaking by what for? Ingrish, motherfucker Julia sneaking ye? What
for this bills but tasty burger?Barber and barber and wobber was Ingrish?
Mother fucking Julio speak it. Idon't remember. That's you, damn.
That was Carlson, Mackenzie and Heather'sHappy Ending. Listen every weekday morning,
five thirty to ten for more onone hundred point seven WCLX and I heard Radio Season
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