Just The Two of Us

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Episode Transcript

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Just you and me, Pete.That's it. We can do it.
I can hardly believe it. We'repodcasting. H I have no idea.
Who's fart we're gonna hear between thetwo of us? Oh did you put
one in? I had one?I gave him one yesterday, didn't we
usually? I don't know if weuse your fart yesterday? Oh we did?

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Oh, so it's yours. Ihave a good read. This is
a retail fart. Oh were youwith b Jay's No? No, this
is you don't want to give upwhere you work? Oh no, this
is last week. This is lastweek, and no, I think i'd
say where I was. Where I'mat? Okay, I'm at home Goods
wedding for missus Home Goods with missusCarlson. So boy, she loves that

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home Goods. Oh yeah, right, Sandy goes there. I'm at home
Goods wedding for missus Carlson to checkout. Feeling a little bit of pressure.
Let's see if I can pull thisoff. Welcome around. Let's see
if anybody noticed. Mission accomplished.Mission accomplished once again. At home Goods.

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Just a bunch of old table Whatare you know? What are you
gonna do. No kids walking aroundand there turning their heads, snapping their
heads around. Just just a bunchof old people pushing carts around. Uh
real quick, let's star our happyending mash up. It's our podcast contest.
We put the lyrics to one songto another song's music. So can
you name the two songs? Lastweek it was kind of tough. I
think I think you'll get to thisone this Maybe you know you grow in

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up so Mama's Lorian you to say, let's play. That's gonna be easy
for the for the followers of it. I know both of them. Yeah,
I know the music and the lyrics, but I can't name them.
There you go. So if youcan name the two songs, email me

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Kevin at WCLX dot com. Noneed to sing or that. That stuff
is just childish, bullshit stuff thatHeather does when we do this great happy
ending mashup. I mean Kevin isa pussy in the subject line. All
right, there you go? Uhwhat else? Oh? I can do
a quick yes or no, yesor no? Well away. I was

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just thinking home goods. What's theother store that huck? Have you ever
been into a hobby lobby? It'sbeen a long time. Holy shit.
See I have I have relatives thatcan spend two to three hours. I'm
not bullshitting you in a hobby lobby, okay. And I always thought,

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well what and then I went inone and there's ship in there, even
for a guy to just stand hereand look at I mean, it's amazing.
It's hobby lobby. Is there's onein Addleborough, and there's a couple
in Connecticut the that we go to. Did you have one in your own
there's one in it's an old kmart. It's in Stow. It's hobby lobby.

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And so when relatives visit from Pennsylvania, when they visit, you know,
out in Ohio, they that's whatI'm talking about. They disappear for
hours. They love that place.Yeah. The last time I remember really
going to a hobby lobby for something, I might have walked into one since.
But was this kid riding bikes downto buy something like I don't know,
maybe it was a train engine oryeah, I mean that's I remember

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that being a true hobby store.Oh no, yeah, this is not
this is not the old If therewas something called hobby lobby where it was
just a hobby shit. Yeah,that's this is a completely They sell furniture.
They saw shit. Yeah, Ithink knacks, all kinds of ship.
Now the yes or no yes caviarpringles. Have you seen this?

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Yeah, and they're coming out witha crispy like a baked They range from
forty nine dollars to one hundred fortydollars would be the average can of pringles.
I think it's around three bucks soldonline. I'm saying no to this
feat. I say no, sayno to that as well. All right,
what else do we have here today? Yeah? They We talked about

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Sergio Brown this morning, the formercornerback from the Patriots and several other teams
whose mother was found dead in acreek and then he disappeared and he's now
he's in Mexico. It's all overthe news. Well, the latest videos
him reciting lines from Nemo. He'slike mentally messed up people. Well,
he's see it and they're putting ashow on like he I mean, I

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mean he probably killed his mom.Okay, so he's either trying to act
crazy, got it? Georious p. Sherman, Sydney, Oh my gosh,
keep swimming. He's talking gibberish.So he's either trying to pretend like
he's insane or he's got a CTEissue, you know this players, maybe

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he's got a mental illness. Sothere's another former Patriot that was arrested who
was a running back and it wasa damn good one when he was with
the Patriots. He was arrested forcausing a disturbance at a nightclub somewhere.
Do you remember the name, I'msure you will, Dion Lewisdon what year
Dion Lewis? Oh, he hasa He he was on the team when

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they won the Super Bowl against Atlanta. I don't remember that. Yeah Lewis,
Yeah he was good. Okay,he was good. And so he
just recently arrested. He was justrecently arrested. So I did a search
of you know, because the that'syou know, you'd think about Aaron Hernandez
and Jack Jones, right, thecurrent Patriot cornerback. Uh. Look,

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there is a lot of Patriot fuckingplay. It's like the Cincinnati Bengals hit
list. I mean it started atthe top. It's like the old Dallas
Cowboys. Wasn't that another was it? The Dallas Cowboys? They had a
long list of criminals. Yeah.I always think of the Cincinnati Bengals and
how many criminals they had to thatorganization. Clubs with ours. You can

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start at the top with Kraft,right. Oh, he was arrested,
Yes, he was right for solicitinga prostitute, right right. Greg Spires,
former defensive end. He was chargedwith stocking and conquered New Hampshire.
Deron Harmon You remember that, Yeah, that name I remember. Tried to
get marijuana into Costa Rica. Oh, I do remember that. Let's see

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wide receiver Michael Floyd, former Patriot, charge with driving under the influence in
Arizona. Wasn't there a player thatwas caught with cocaine just a few years
ago in New Hampshire? Uh,let's see. Do I see him on
the list? Oh? He wasa decent player just the last four or
five years. Remember he was inNew Hampshire and they were the police were

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called to his house and they endup finding cocaine. He wasn't even there.
I don't think. Oh, you'reI'm talking about. I can't who
was that? Yeah, I can'tremember. He's actually not on this list.
Oh god. Josh Gordon, formerPatriot, driving under the influence.
All right, you can't forget aboutJulian Edelman being charged with an indecent assault

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in battle, right? Oh shit, yeah, huh, Brett, Brett
Lockett, Albert Haynesworth, Alfonso Denard, Brandon Spikes, Michael Floyd, JJ
Wharton, Monty Ball. These areall since twenty ten. Criminals. Criminals,
I mean, I never want toguess that was Carlson, Mackenzie and

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